Top 10 best sports one-line quotes

[shaunyd1234]

76 left ears disliked this.

[Meex1989]

This is the NBA, not the WNBA, come on now.

[Ryan3121971]

He asked the tennis chick if she would marry him

[Sassywassyify]

What did the crowd member say in the tennis match?

[Pr0pwner21]

Don't touch me I'll beat your brains out

[fortin71]

loll phil on tiger. what was that golf tournement?

[guyinTHEwhitehat]

#7 was pretty dang funny:-)

[MrCodfrenzy]

dang these top 10s are addicting

[murky43]

my left ear didnt enjoy this-

[QTQuirk]

@ENTERRAPTURE20

Why don't you kill yourself now then??

[MrMikedrums]

Don't touch me, or I'll beat your brains out.

[friskyjackdoff]

haha yeah phil mickleson

[onlydreaming]

wait I didn't quite catch that - did he say "practice"?

[imjustnot17]

not a game not a game we talkin bout practice he says it as many times as he practises

[TheIrredeemable]

@imjustnot17 He's talking about practice.

[iu6h6h6h6h]

@TheIrredeemable not the game that he dies for.

[TheIrredeemable]

@iu6h6h6h6h

Not the game that he goes out there and plays like its his last.

[iu6h6h6h6h]

@TheIrredeemable but practice!

[baghdad0is0weirdd]

practice practice practice practice practice practice practice practice practicepractice practice practice...we get it :P

[Skidoo4life100]

That would have been awesome to be there for #2

[96EricCantona96]

# 2 was brilliant.

[sickau4032]

what did the fan say in number 2 i couldnt understand him

[budlite8]

@sickau4032 marry me steffi

[GMPro24]

Haha as epic as Howard sounded, you can't do shit to Ali boy!! :)

[dothequack]

Steffi's was hilarious

[japanesetoast]

"Don't touch me, I'll Beat your brains out" Classic! :L

[spacecadet35]

A few are missing. Some one was pointed out to Ben Hogan that he had got lucky, to which he replied "You know, the more that I practice the luckier I get". Also Yogi Berra should have at least three quotes in the top 10.

[clayman648]

@baconfrisbee

Hahaha, guys gotta point.

[CJames410]

A sex joke from Tiger, what a surprise!

[BaconFrisbee]

What happened then? Did he beat his brains out? Way to leave us with a cliff-hanger... Dick.

[sokha326]

Gold one my fav

[rhencley]

Larry brown was the guy who said he hadn't been at practice as many times as he said it

[MrGiants14]

isn't it Allen iverson not Larry brown

[RoachTheIPark]

NOT THE GAME

[littleboy707]

THE GAME not practice

[damo24now]

phil and steffi grafs comments were the best

[Dudeyfruity]

Iverson wishes we were talking about 76ers practice.

[DACappola]

Don't touch me, I'll beat your brains out.

[lukealexanderhwilson]

Wait so are we talking about practice or games?

[skater3314]

the last one sounds like john wayne

[SuperBrofulify]

- I love you steffi!!

-how much money do you have?

hahahahha

[stnedetstl1001]

@SuperBrofulify he said, "Steffi, will you marry me?" not I love you lol

[SuperBrofulify]

@stnedetstl1001 yup you're right.... *(insert some lame joke about love and marrige not being the same)*

[jdog030590]

My left ear enjoyed this very much.

[finalman25]

@jdog030590 my right

[PnuttGAMES]

A.I hasnt won as many games as many times as he said games

[JSouth713]

@PnuttGAMES lol

[Th3EminemSh0w]

Is he talking about practice? 

[somelikeitsnotty]

In A.I.'s rant about practice, has anyone ever counted how many times he said game?

[TheChik28]

1:08 Haha Yanks Suck

[TheInferno515]

@TheChik28 really? where is ur teams 27 rings?

[yaitskov1]

Mine is any problem big or small can be solved with the application of high explosives

[woweewooza]

derp.

[z300793]

We talkin about practice,

Wait what are we talkin about?

[Funnier66]

I can't really hear what Jeremy says because I have my 2 stanley cup rings pluging my ears

[Peaceforbreakfast123]

I miss the nba soo much. fuck david stern

[Ozzy430]

Not the GAME, The practice!

[JTFMOVEMENT]

hahahaha dont touch or ill beat your brains out haha

[arreat123]

what'd the ump say to steffi graf?

[Elairiel]

@arreat123

He asks her to marry him ;)

[JayhawkJazzy]

@arreat123 I think it was a fan and he said, "Steffi, will you marry me?"

[Lisztman88]

Jimmy Kimmel lmao

[ratkiller1]

who is the bitch talking at number 7???

[WpgJetsFan11]

# 10 was Allen Iverson , not Larry Brown

[21madmick]

@WpgJetsFan11 no its what larry said about allan

[UMWolverine0127]

@WpgJetsFan11 Larry Brown is the coach

[hockeyexplosion10]

NOT A, NOT NOT NOT A, GAME, NOT A, NOT A NOT NOT A GAME, WE TALKING ABOUT PRACTICE. *We Get It*

[swordofthefallen]

Patrick Roy wat a guy

[GoDavid88]

HAHA the anouncer about tiger, "tiger, remember its a family show please?" what a loser 2.38

[bigsleep32]

@GoDavid88 I didn't notice the "family" comment, had to replay it. That was Nick Faldo and it actually sounded like he was serious too. Probably the funniest thing Tiger has ever said and Faldo had to make it out to be offensive when you could have said that on the freakin Disney channel. I normally like Nick Faldo but what a snobbish thing to say.

[bryan16love6love]

mickelson!

[17WinterburnMax]

LOL BIG PHIL "all right all right.."

[RossDaBoss57]

is he really talkin about pratice?

[Prettyrsinbows19]

"dont touch me cuz u can fuck me up on national television" is what he shoulda said."

[UCLASeraph]

LOL HORRAWFUL



[MetallicaFan58]

lol "How much money do you have?"

[183Peter]

gówno śmierdzące

[samigerbermeskele342]

lol ali would have done that ali shuffle and crack tha shit outta him

[5256lalito]

If floyd did wat ali every mexican would cry about it

[xEL1TEx5N1P3R]

Kobe Bryant hurt his back...

Vacuuming...

Wow...

[dandaman3001]

69 ppl are deaf in the left ear

[zyxnix]

We talkin about practice man

[wietgr]

Phils was the best

[Ballin4eva100]

Tiger is funny as shit!!!!!

[SHSGOLFER2014]

Phil's Comment was hysterical.

[eidolism]

People who are deaf in the left ear are missing out on some laughs.

[2013dsg]

Fred may have lost his balls, but Tiger put his into too many women

[jradcool3y]

hora-awful!!!



[Al99347]

Shaq: Its the NBA not the WNBA come on?!

Yeah I said it!! I said it!!!

[SuperiorSwagon1]

Howard Cosell NO FEAR! hahah thats a legend.

[GoRdirty30jd]

dont touch me, i'll beat your brains out hahaha man has got some steel balls to say that

[crazydiamond1to9]

"Shaq was at his best when asked about Mav's center Eric Dampier in 2005":

"Who? Rumbadum munubumbadum rummarumma. YEAH I SAID IT!"

Yes, you did, Shaq. But WHAT is it that you said exactly?

[floflwaffle]

Lol I bet Tiger paid that guy to say all the tournaments just to piss of Phil

[tonchibear]

You fucking little kids on here; the dudes at the end were Muhammad Ali and Howard Cosell, aka the greatest boxer and greatest broadcaster that ever lived. Also two really good friends.

[robert1365reyes]

My right ear said dis video was wack but my left one loved it :)

[Tommy92L]

Wait were we talking about the game or practice?

[NapoliXBleedsXBlue]

Shaq is a dick

[Rapz4Lyfe]

don't touch me, i'll beat ur brains out..hahahahaha....EPIC!!!

[joediver1119]

There has never been and probably will never be a relationship like Cosell-Ali again. Absolutely unique. I never get tired of watching the two of them interract with each other

[TwiztidShet]

"not a game" xD

[Bollalillo]

why do theese video's switch ears^^

[rasdasa]

@Bollalillo I'm guessing it's because they aren't all from a stereo source, some might have be ripped as mono sound outputs.

[miccidudedavid]

What did the dude say for number 2?

[XanRedAlert]

@miccidudedavid He yelled out "Steffi, will you marry me?" and she replied with "How much money do you have?" Kinda goes against that German stereotype of them not having a sense of humour ;)

[LokenzoLive]

@XanRedAlert Who says she was joking? lol

[captcool420]

This series sucks, but this video is awesome.

[snowy800123]

oh my ali, "ill beat your brain out" ahahah

[yazg6]

Hahaha Howard cosell to Ali "don't touch me I'll beat your brains out" haha

[evanovix]

phil mickelson ftw! :D

[p1nZo]

aaron rodgers said that after their sloppy practise and family night performance..."we're talking about practise right?"

[TheCrowneJewel]

Ali got told!!

[iRJEscano]

my left ear enjoyed this

[couragio235]

Phil Mickelson ROCKS...;)

[cavalierfan1995]

GUY:WILL YOU MARRY ME STEFFI?

STEFFI:HOW MUCH MONEY DO YOU HAVE?

[brendomatic1]

I'm a Phil Mickelson fan, and after number 7, I'm an even bigger fan.

[KSIMuskratLuv]

Thats hor-awful, that's horrible and awful. We'll all miss you Shaq.

[billylovespokemon]

even though im a lebron fan that was really funny

[JordanLeung10]

I'm sorry, but are we talking about a game?

[tokenincanada]

"buy you a new jacket" hahaha

[DeeceJeff]

@Justinouk Hahaha I would like to see that white guy attempt that!

[Meddie97]

correct meif I'm wrong and maybe it wasn't mike tyson, buit what idiot would say that to tyson

[ftv12345]

@Meddie97 it was ali you idiot

[Meddie97]

@ftv12345 i said correct me if I'm wrong,no reason to call me an idiot

[ftv12345]

@Meddie97 sorry princess <3

[Meddie97]

@ftv12345 fuck you nigga, come fight me bitchh, where you at, come to brooklyn, youu get fucked up

[rcman123]

@Meddie97 As fucked up as your spelling and grammar?

[ftv12345]

@Meddie97 haha your a joke. go back to africa and starve with the rest of the poo skins.

[snake6918]

thumbs up if u pee on the side of the toilet to make less noise :)

[jillsandwhichlol]

1:05 The Yankees must have been on drugs

[atrulock219]

what! where's "staright cash homie"

[NHLpr0]

where's mike tyson?!

[crazyp2jimmy]

@NHLpr0 I'll eat your children! 

[brennlog]

not a game

[Westwoooooooood]

Just let the mother fucker talk about practice. It like cahm ohn.

[Pyro5139]

i thought steffi's line was a killer

[Dman40000]

mickelson what a champ

[jaredwhsbcglobalnet]

Did anyone else notice how much the guy at the end sounded like John Wayne??? Hahaha

[44toons]

Lmfao @ Ali.  Get Em!

[Ken9284]

He talkin' bout practice.

[SolidSnakeRules]

this supposed to be a top 10 and we talkin bout practice

[pelwag]

how has brian clough never made this?

[airlinefoodprez25]

caddyshacsk

[egbduf]

wtf.... wheres "MASHED POTATOES"

[thecitizenme]

ah....noobs..well the audio on this video is on the left channel only, so try adjusting your sound settings..

[tojack27]

I used to love Allen Iverson until he pulled that little stint. He's just another lazy jerk. Leaders are always at practice.

[squirrel1328]

Lol good on you Steffi Graf!

[ManuEUSTEPGinobili]

anyone know where i can find an extended version of #1?

[gogocharlesco]

cosell's the best.john wayne only wishes he could sound this tough lol

[SweetZombiJesus]

Hmm, no sound on the video but other videos are ok.

[Sinister134]

Don't touch me..... Lol

[retrotw]

number 10 is Allen Iverson....not Larry Brown...

[retrotw]

@retrotw oops i take that back...Larry Brown was the great one liner

[BrownsCleveland16]

does anyone else not have audio?

[redcrayon1142]

wait what was h talkin bout again...the game?

[NathanRyanAllen]

my left ear feels funny

[mobsterbillyjoe]

#1 sounds like a classic western movie quote haha

[ConciousHipHop]

ALI!!

[GunnyWill943]

"Imagine if you guys had won a game in the finals" LMAO

[HYPDOGG3]

"nothin's funny to me"

[La504wolf]

for #2 what does the guy in the stands say?

[THAWHITEMAMBA35]

@La504wolf  "Steffi, will you marry me?"

[La504wolf]

@THAWHITEMAMBA35 lol thank you

[ReformBarackObama]

I miss Howard Cosell he had a way of bringing out the person in the athlete.

If you were a nice guy but the world thought you were a punk he would stand with you.

If the world thought you were a hero but you were a punk, God have mercy on your soul - cuz Howard could destroy you.

We need more like him today.

Howard would have brought an angry police dog to an interview with Michael Vick - "Can you explain your actions to my k-9 colleague - careful Mike he does not suffer fools lightly".

[DonCorleone87]

I'm so sick of Lebron.

[pollomaniac]

OMG lebrons entrance as a queen xD "imagine if ud one a gamein the finals" i cryed TWT

[xXx6CJC6xXx]

my left ear enjoyed this video

[xXhotshot55Xx]

@xXx6CJC6xXx wow lucky only my right ear could enjoy it

[CJ71598]

@newyorkjets333 that is wrong dude.

[judikerr]

the end is the best. that guy couldnt have said anything funnier hahaha. i was screaming hahaha in my house with my door open.

[barbarianerica]

apparently talking about practice