5 dollar foot long

[rawrxxzorz]

jackshinta1 is a pretty cool guy.

He pwns inbred n00bz and doesn't afraid of anything.

[memito52392]

u get really bored dont u ryan?

[jackshinta1]

aaah i need to raid this again...

FUCK YOU AND DIE... BOTH OF YOU! YOU ARE BOTH A WASTE OF FOOD AND MONEY! YOU DESERVE TO BE SLAUGHTERED BRUTALLY IN THE MIDDLE OF A CROWD AND YOUR PARENTS SHOULD BE FED TO STARVED WILD BOARS!!!

[WhatJakeeSaid]

lol sorry.

actuallyy belive it or not Allie is my bestfriend xD

[KillerVocals77]

(((simsarecool2323 lmao she doesnt have any eyebrows! haha, and she says flesh, Do she fucking go to school? )))

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA­HAH!!!!

[simsarecool2323]

HHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAAA

rofl!!! isnt that funny??

: D i think it is!!

[simsarecool2323]

lmao she doesnt have any eyebrows! haha, and she says flesh, Do she fucking go to school?

[WhatJakeeSaid]

she says "flesh" because it was supposed to be a joke. she doesnt have eyebrows? who are you to judge?

[simsarecool2323]

umm well excuse me, no need to defend someone you dont know. :D

Its not like i was saying she is drop dead ugly... i was just saying, she doesnt have eyebrows....... no need to take so hard.

[jackshinta1]

you are fuckign dumb... she says flesh because she has a speech impediment... it wasnt a joke she just cant speak you fucking dumbass... you deserve to be killed...

[WhatJakeeSaid]

omg jack your so coooll!!! i wish i was as cool as you, talking shit on youtube. every other word you use, is a cuss word. the only way you can insult someone is using "bad words." it really shows what kind of people are when they always cuss. your a joke.

[jackshinta1]

Proper grammar would correct you here... its you're a joke or you are a joke... not your a joke you retarded waste of food... Forest Gump can speak better than how you can type... I don't believe i used a profane word at all in that sentence and yet i insulted you... haha...

[WhatJakeeSaid]

Jack, are you reffering to the comment i left on your page? if you are, please read it again. I didn't use any profane language (my most RECENT post) it doesn't have any use and just makes you seem like an illterate retard. Your youtube account says that you are 32. Thats twice as old as me, but when i see the posts you make on this video, i imagine you as a lonely twelve year old who has nothing better to do, but post stupid rants in all CAPS. BTW your techno vid is pretty good, well done.

[TheCottonTop]

Wow, these kids need a hamster wheel.

[mrpower328]

Hey unctarhee, can you guys do another video of this same song with your voices on it. That would be great dude.

[ilikeyoutub07]

0:15 thats not a foot long lol, but i wish the sandwiches were this big for $5

[WhatJakeeSaid]

to the people who would talk shit over youtube but would NEVER say this to their faces. also YOU DONT EVEN HAVE A VIDEO OF YOUR OWN. allie doesnt have a lisp or a speech inpairment(sp?) i agree that she says flesh kinda weird here though. the fact of the matter is, if you hate this video soooooo much, why do hate you keep watching and leaving comments? i think it might be obvious that you have no life. i wonder if people have so much hate from how they were raised or that they hate themselves.

[WhatJakeeSaid]

wow to the people who would talk shit over youtube but would NEVER say this to allie and ryans faces. also YOU DONT EVEN HAVE VIDEO OF THEIR OWN. no allie doesnt have a lisp or a speech inpairment(sp?) i agree that she say flesh kinda weird here though. the fact of the matter is, if youthis video soooooo much with a passion...why do hate you keep watching and leaving comments?

[jackshinta1]

Earlier you told someone to learn proper English. With comments like YOU DONT EVEN HAVE VIDEO OF THEIR OWN. U cant have a video of someone elses own....LOL and you use punctuation wrong alot...Never ever defend people cuz you suck at it in the first place and you sound like a complete joke...you probably think grammar is spelled grammer and you probably dont know the difference between then and than. You just suck...go die...

[sovietaced]

THUG LIFE!

[Jordomac]

Subway. Eat Flesh

[daywalkerknight2000]

I'm chuckling a little here lol!

[iggerwigger13]

FUCKIN JEW

[eleventysix11t6]

"you guys should just kill yourselves. you dont deserve to see the light of day. just give up life." -Billythegrimes

This says it all

[jackshinta1]

hooray for internet terrorism

[s8nnnn]

Woohoo!!

But seriously, take this video down. You are failures in every single way. Hail Satan!

[jackshinta1]

i will kill you both I WILL SACRIFICE YOU TO MY LORD SATAN

[s8nnnn]

This is very possibly the biggest waste of 33 seconds I have ever seen. Why do you not get that no one likes seeing pointless shit on youtube and no one likes you. Seriously, that guy is a little chubby but perhaps not a total genetic failure. That girl, on the other hand, is one of the ugliest people that I have ever seen and everyone knows that anyone with a lisp needs to be removed from the gene pool. Honestly, don't have any children, or I will be forced to rape them to death.

[SD9andFM]

your comment took me 33 seconds to read and nobody really writes that much unless they are insterested in the video

[s8nnnn]

I'm interested in *hating* the video, if that's what you meant. It's not my fault you're a slow reader though.

[bfb2k]

gd when will kids understand they arent welcome on the neternetz

[kalbur1]

your footlongs are more like 3 feet

[flyingbon3r]

reminds me of the movie just friends

[syrupneko]

hahahahahaha. man. two kids dickin' around in their freetime, and everyone's like "GET A LIFE! STOP WASTING YOUR TIME!" That's hilarious. I like to think if Youtubers had their way, child labor laws would be appealed so these kids could do something useful, like work full time jobs, or drink booze.

[neurotik2thebone]

the 2 gayest people i have ever seen in my life sorry

[wierd774]

yo, its trev, u guys r stupid,lol

1. i love how people r sayin shes gonnna suk u lol, shes ur sister lmao

2. this jackshinta guy dusnt like u. jus thought i wuld tell u.

3. how dus this get 10,000 + hits? retards

[s8nnnn]

Yeah, I know jackshinta1 in real life. He REALLY doesn't like them, kind of like me.

[Futuramapwnsall]

10500th view bitches

[jackshinta1]

god damn it every time some one views this, a baby and two puppies die, i mean i get enjoyment out of watching and hearing about a baby and two puppies dying so please keep viewing this, but still you should take this off of youtube, you are both Embarrassments to man kind, you both should be slaughtered. and as for you bleedingxxaurora, you should get thrown into a pit full of man eating ants, if you are stupid and dont know they exist, do something useful and look in to man eating animals

[jackshinta1]

yes they need to get lives, i love posting hate mail for things that deserve it, i love doing it because i get responses from dumb asses such as your self, lol its so funny when people try to defend other peoples stupidity, its funny when people try to defend peoples' retarded posts on anything, and yes SHE STILL IS A SPEECH IMPEDED FUCK THAT NEEDS TO GET BURNED IN THE FIRES OF HELL!

[ThaFreshPrinceofGA]

YOU NEED SOME PUSSY GUY!

[MadxHardcore]

she is going to suck him off

[MetalMaddness666]

you know she is gonna suck his dick for this.

[pkenkel]

both of them r retardes

[millakilla28]

JeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeewBEAR xD yar is brian kiddo.

[FresnoStateBulldogs]

I think she said "eat flesh".

[shumpa22]

wuts up with the end?

[shumpa22]

thats longer than a foot and get off youtube u fricken suck

[billythegrimes]

you guys should just kill yourselves. you dont deserve to see the light of day. just give up life.

[LakeshaBby]

that's longer than a fooot .

[fionafiona23]

LMFAO!!

:P

You guys are so funny

I love your faces ^_^

[DPKFOUR7]

Better than the real commercial!

[JPOP078]

this girl; what a fucking retard!

stupid biiittcccchh !

[cvjucla3]

You don't even know her. She seems kinda funny.

[flydoghead]

really good

[SSchrum]

that girls face is so freakin annoying. thats all you can look at. the dude in the back in somewhat normal, but that girl HOLY CRAP! shes creepy. my god. jeez. wow. i cant believe its not butter. i mean come on. that was one of the stupidest videos and stupidest faces ive ever seen. why am i continuing to type? because you suck. my nipples and bellybutton can make a better face than that. your faces are worse than if lebron james and zydrunas ilgauskas had a kid that was a mutant monkey. im done

[firelord55]

lol down

[cheedle123]

I dont like to eat flesh, say that to a bat!!! LOL! I rather eat fresh

[dogboydogboy1234]

EAT FLESH! haha

[cheedle123]

LOL Eat flesh, it does sound like it

[bleedingxxaurora]

lmao.

Random, but I lubb it :]

[cherrypupu]

if you guys are a couple, you make a cute one.

[AyBayBay1717]

hahahhaha!

[sean21888]

ya the guy on the left deserves a handfull of footlongs

[LT3217]

you all mean LOL MY BFF JILL IS CHILN AT THE MALL OMG SHE A HOTTIE

[thawrightstuff5]

blow me

[dx5555555555555555]

i think shes hot

[altamont147]

The girl on the right is a creep.

[acw02]

@altamont147 No, she's sexy, you dumbass.

[chickflick926]

that was sooo cute! i loved the eat flesh!

[jackshinta1]

the only funny part is she tells us to eat flesh....yum, ive always wanted to take some random guy and start ripping chucks out of his flesh with my teeth.....yum...you fucking speech impeded fuck

[jackshinta1]

that was really fucking dumb.......like honestly you guys need to stop posting useless shit on youtube like i even get made at my own friends who do it so dont say "you dont know these people so you cant just say stuff" it really doesnt matter if u know them or not, its posted on the fucking internet and with that a site that is fucking huge....so people will see it......you both and all of your friends who think this is funny need to get some fucking lives....

[bleedingxxaurora]

Wow....jackshinta..THEY need to get lives?

Haha, if you don't like people posting "stupid shit" on youtube, than why are you posting comments like that? Maybe you should get a life dude, starting shit over the internet is pathetic

[jackshinta1]

you truly are retarded aren't you. ahahahaha, i wish i could rip out your eyes and then feed them to my pets. I wish i could slice out your organs and feast upon them. I wish i could torture you by making you eat your own mother. After all, your the pathetic one. You dont realize how much fun i get out of posting hate mail so its not a waste of time to me. As for you, it is a waste of energy to defend such retards on the internet. I hope we meet in hell so i can cut off your limbs one by one.

[phunkbot]

I love the song, and you guys are hilarious!

Allie is cute and funny (unfortunately for her I already have a girlfriend XD )....strangely enough though I suspect she has some sort of speech impediment or something....and I'm sure she's a very nice and charming person (most people are once once you get to know them ^^)

I have also decided to name the dance you did; "the finger"

[survick]

hmmm 5 dollar foot long.... i wonder if it was a 5 feet sandwitch

[Dylansagangsta]

fuck you allie

[Abc123xyzlaw]

dariellesays, this is America. And with free speech I can say whatever I want whether held true, false, or opinion.

[cvjucla3]

I think that it's time to put Jared out to pasture. These two could take his place. The little girl is a rascal!

[CultofJ]

jared would be very proud!

[bulba37]

wtf

[callum444]

hahahahaha

[milfdancer]

that was fuckin stupid

[dariellesays]

wow to everybody who commented this video in a mean way you suckk. =]

i love allie more than anybody. even if shes a loser.. shes my bestfriend.

and her brother is stupid too. but i loveeeeee them both so so much!!!

So everyone who said this video was bad or sucked.....you dont know these people and cant just say stufffff so blahhh

ilu allie =]

[cvjucla3]

Cute kids. I love this song promotion.

[askthedartguy]

These kids are too funny...eat flesh...lol

[jack399m]

Oh my god ö

[Ravenlute]

lol, I thought it was cute.

[dafhgadsrhadjtb]

You are fucking ugly as dick, no-brows

[myway43]

Are you smart enough to notice that these are kids who posted this? Watch your mouth.

[Athourized]

dude in the back is a fag and where is that girls eyebrows you should use the some of that faggots since he gay.lmfao gay.

[manyousuck898]

SUBWAY, EAT FLESH! lols

[Kobrazx]

she hurt

lol

eat flesh

[alvinsmithlover]

ppl that say "wheres your life" where the fuck is yours better yet where the fuck is your vids!!!!! stupid dumb @## on youtube

[myway43]

Stop with the nasty talk. It does not go well with you.

[dastank]

WAS I THE ONLY ONE WHO HEARD THE GIRL SAY FLESH!??? ha ha that's great man

[sherlockmwm]

fags,you suck at life

[allisongodwin25]

where is yals lyfe???

[SandyMandy23]

wheres your vids...bitch

[chrisnewton32]

Horrible

[soccerdallin]

What the crap!........nice

[pussyc4t4noobs]

cool nice vid

[Kairibaby990]

LOL eat flesh XD! niiiiiiiice

[JoeGdr]

Great video! Ha-ha!

[0wn3d112]

lALWLALWLAWLALLAWLAWLALWLWAL dumb.

[2Lush2]

lol thats was funny, but the guy in the back didnt know how big a foot was

[acenima]

lol i liked the dance

[jdhughes45]

gay!

[seamillATL]

These kids need to study the metric system. The guy shows about three feet and the girl 1.5 feet. and....stop laughing!

[bleuviolon]

they don't use feet in the metric system

[seankolker]

i`d rather kids play video games then copy stupid subway commercials

[armand237]

holy shit learn your sizes before u show them jesus it looked like you were showing 3 feet or something.

[nintendoluigi]

Eww, go back to Oz kids...........

[cbshelby]

ha she said eat flesh XD cannible!!!!!

[OUfan316]

Haha, that video was hilarious!

[inception01]

Wow - it takes a special kind of person to log onto YouTube and insult a couple of kids while hiding behind a screename. Way to go, everyone!

[armand237]

EAT SHIT

[armand237]

holy shit u must have had seriously nothing to do huh?

[ross1rokz]

ass holes

[dogtownkid15]

listen up

thats not a god damn foot long,

thats like freakin' 3 feet

...THATS WHAT SHE SAID!!!

..sorry, i got distracted, but yeah

that sucked so hard, get a life!

[dogtownkid15]

wow you guys arent the gayest people in the world that was a waste of time the girl looks like shes retared and the guy is just gay you fags!!!!!!!!!!!

[RabidxMonkey]

lmao, i can see me doing this with my friends.

"EAT FLESH!" :D

[underlinedbluetext]

hashahah this song makes me laugh

[spazzoo]

eat flesh????

[spaceshipsarecoo]

so..

that was a fucking waste.

and do we not speak english?

FWESH!.

hm.. well..

you guys are completely gay.

have a nice day.

[K3V1N1SG0D]

hahha lmao

[WhatJakeeSaid]

ok well idk wtf is wrong with the reply button

[WhatJakeeSaid]

your disgusting, please tell your 47 year old self, that you need to stop your pedofilings ways, and find a girlfriend, for the first time :)

kk

[boblambardy]

you have a smokin girlfriend

[WhatJakeeSaid]

thats his sister lolololololol, yeah allies a sexy beast haha

[barberman311]

holy fucking shit. I hope I never get that bored.

[payjayjennika1]

this is very wierd and i am not gonna comment

[WhatJakeeSaid]

you just did DIPSHIT

[WhatJakeeSaid]

you just did DIPSHIT

[maxqaz12114]

you look lick gay and omg i can flesh omg you are a noob you

[WhatJakeeSaid]

learn proper english.

[maxqaz12114]

lmao eat flesh

[penguinpusher1]

you said eat flesh

[payjayjennika1]

hahhah weird muchh.....(:

[lostsk8ter21]

hahaha eat flesh?

[K1ngTruffle]

Chick looks like an elf. And did somebody say "eat flesh" at the end?

[dannyradar]

PHAHAHAHA

omggahh

i LOVEEEEEEEEEEEEEE thisssss (:

[alliebby5]

yo hoess.

ur mhadd gay

we were boredddd.

[jenafizzle13]

haha I want subway now...is it open at 5 in the morning? lol

[coomesy2]

You guys are fucking gay

[chaingangsolda]

u guys have way to much time on your times

[WhatJakeeSaid]

they have time on their times? lmaooo

[dafhgadsrhadjtb]

are u serious? that was purely a waste of my fucking time. you should either kill yourselves or kill each other. i would rather watch two retarded black midgets have sex on top of a naked liza minelli.

[darr121]

just think .. you watched it .. and THEN commented on it .. it sounds to me like you wasted your own damned time

[vorsicht9]

that is fucken great at least some one feels the same way i do about dafhgadsrhadjtb just dont watch it if your going to leave shitty comments about them

[vorsicht9]

y did you even click on it then if it was a waste of your time i hate people like you who watch videos and then dis the people who make them they were just having fun dam

[jimbojizzuhm]

you are cute

{the girl}

[vista202]

y r u wastin ur time here u should go bang that bitch!!!

JK

LOL but seriously funny video!

(for all of u losers jk means just kidding)!!!

[reelrock13]

the guy is hot.

[JButler1983]

wow....wacky kids....

[Bradj54]

Good job,

Signed,

The Five Dollar Foot Long Guy

[alliebby5]

hatersss :]

i lovee my nd my broo.

[GotGame3636]

If you pause it at 0:14 it looks like she is measuring my penis.

[WhatJakeeSaid]

HAHA

[bonapartist]

To anyone actually posting derisive comments to this video I stumbled on accidentally... Come on, do you really need to criticize some children for making a silly video?

[billythegrimes]

HOMOS

[lynxwrestler]

Gay!

[sugerpie]

lol

[tehsmack]

that was fuckin stupid as hell

[WhatJakeeSaid]

are you serious, thats his sister, fucktard

[WhatJakeeSaid]

are you serious, thats his sister, fucktard

[WhatJakeeSaid]

yo momma

[wootsat]

eat flesh

[chickenkarma]

LMAO i read your comment before i saw the video and i at first i thought you where just trying to make some weird insult. (like eat dirt) But then i saw the video and I laughed so HARD... omg that was great. XD

[DarthBersek]

That wasn't very good...

[WhatJakeeSaid]

make a better one then, BITCH

[WhatJakeeSaid]

Haterrrrsssss

[FairyCorpse]

wow that was really bad.

[WhatJakeeSaid]

FUCK YOU

[WhatJakeeSaid]

HAHAHAHA Allie @ 14-17

i love song, i hope the commercial plays forever :D

[0n3H3LLTub3]

wow lol.. wow... wow... worst vid ever!

[Bradj54]

Five Dollar Foot Long is my favorite song,

Brad Brown

[SandyMandy23]

lmfao i love you guys :]]

ryan you look mad gay lmaoo