Zero Punctuation: Little Big Planet

[filopride619]

Wow so true about his opinion about lbp.

[neongecko06]

What's the music when the butt with eyes is dancing?

[Ungraceful94]

Who's arse is that?

[DMDS1991]

@Ungraceful94 Your dads

[Ungraceful94]

@DMDS1991 Touche

[GetThemAllBack]

Gingerbread garage! Nice one Yahtzee

[Snipertoaster]

Anyone notice the document at 4:24 is the script for this video?

[YouGuysAreAHoles]

@Snipertoaster Yahtzee does that all the time in his videos.

[Snipertoaster]

@YouGuysAreAHoles Oh, right. My mistake.

[APHsealandrocks]

oh, also?

dat ass.

[APHsealandrocks]

i'm sickly, i'm really tired, and i need to clean up.

curse you, Yahtzee, and all your amazing videos!

[sonofdark18]

3:01 am i looking at yathzees ass?

[DarkWolfMitaki]

I just want to say your butt shaking and the clip after the end credits made me laugh. A lot.

[ekko56]

After watching a good amount of your reviews I'd like to leave a comment before never ever looking at your channel again. You are one of the worst reviewers ever. Seriously, I couldn't believe my ears watching this shit. You have zero ability in knowing the quality of a game.

[SamusVSMC]

@ekko56 He's a critic. As he's stated many times, he's not here to tell you what's good about a game, there's plenty out there that does that. He's doing his best to tear that gamea new asshole with a fair bit of satire. However, if you're looking for something completely and utterly serious, or just to pander to what you want to hear, IGN is that way.

[bigjakeyoung]

@ekko56 there is a difference between a CRITIC and a REVIEWER figure out the difference before leaving him a hate comment jack ass a CRITIC nitpicks at all the bad things to death if something in the video was not referenced then it was obviously good and not worth nitpicking at if you think he is shit because he is doing his job it just makes you look like a jackass the inaccurate reviews at IGN are thatta way and they give good reviews because their payed to have fun

[AlekTheNerd]

@ekko56 He's a critic, not a reviewer. Critics nitpick at everything bad, while reviewers point out every aspect. Just look at SamusVSMC's and bigjakeyoung's comments, they explain everything.

[shitlordsunited]

um, what?

[khjgfxdhzf]

Did anyone stay after the credits?

[thekrogg1]

@khjgfxdhzf I had no choice... the eye wouldn't let me leave....

[ZombieProduct]

What has been seen cannot be unseen O_O

[SecretRaptor]

@wolfie2255 the Austin powers theme

[wolfie2255]

when he has googly eyes on whats the song?

[Astrokid248]

@wolfie2255 Soul Bossa Nova by Quincy Jones. Featured most famously in Austin Powers.

[TheBrettBretterson]

Since when were the ZP videos on Youtube???

[TheOnlyDoctorHere]

@TheBrettBretterson Late July.

[srav953]

@TheBrettBretterson Long long time.

[TheBrettBretterson]

@srav953

Damn, I've been going to escapist every Thursday for far too long :P

[RiyonnaSaysRawr]

I can't stop watching it.. AND IT WATCHES ME. D:

[MehTheBoy]

....chocalate

[superphycof]

Who else watched all the way to the end. Because the end is scarier that any horror movies I've seen this year

[DoubleMatt1]

3:01-3:15 needs to be a loop NOW

[ShamusAMS]

Ooh Dat ass.

[hkrogers]

@tacoziz Lol I used to do the samething like a game it sounds like he liked ends up onhis bottom 5 list....

[keverman804]

5:00

[theshiznits2020]

If that were Haruhi Suzumiya's ass I would tap that! ;)

[Mynameisnotooo]

@theshiznits2020 Declining Yahtzee ass? What are you, gay?

[TeaUnicorn]

Two things kinda bugged me a bit...

1:52 Actually, usually they are scene or dressed as sluttily as possible

2. Its not energy its lives. I know its nit-picky.

Lol Just nit-picking.

[CloudCereal553]

Dat Ass...

[IceOnFire223]

His ass is watching you...

[101ramboman]

IT.IS,WATCHING.

[RiyonnaSaysRawr]

Freakiest ass dance evur

[MegaJesusFucker]

I wonder if he actually stopped talking when he put in that clip or if he just talked through it and then edited it in between the milliseconds that he isn't talking

[tacoziz]

you know what i always say at he end of his reviews is "sooooo does that mean he likes it orrr uhhh no?"

[Theraclese]

not gonna lie, this is the 27th vid of his i've watched tonight

[OneLaggyMotherfucker]

@Theraclese Go onto the escapists website and there's a fon-tuck more.

Theescapistmagazine(.)com

[Mustoverus]

@Theraclese Please. This is about the 50th for me. Literally.

*twitches from sleep exhaustion*

[jogobelca]

It's eating the camera...And then it's going to eat ME!!!!! OH MY GOOOOOOOOD!

[zhazha23]

@LazyMan9000 MERR TOO

[jmar4life]

nice um, ass face dance

[LazyMan9000]

GORRR ARGH LURVE CHURLDREN

[thenukeknowsall]

I find LBP good, Plenty of creativity and freedom.

[emperor9271]

Review little big planet 2!!

[MultiTrackyBoyz]

@emperor9271 He won't see your comment.

Go on the escapistmagazine website to see his videos.

[thatblargguy]

Well there's something I wouldn't think I'd see till I was at least in college but there it is staring me in the face...literally

[LazyMan9000]

One cannot stare into the ass... without the ass first staring into you.

[mjboudx]

Somehow, having mismatched pupils made the ass far more frightening.

[petethespud]

That ending may be the most harrowing thing I have ever seen...

[Fuzzy192006]

well then who's on first yes I mean the fellow's name who the guy on first who the first baseman who the guy playing who is on first I'm asking you who is on first that's the man's name that's who's name yes well go ahead and tell me that's it that's who yes

[BeNotNormal]

I need to know what that song with the dancing butt is.

[angelicsongbirdJ]

@BeNotNormal Its from the Austin Powers series, so look up the Austin Powers theme, I guess. I'm sure that when you type that, that's what the song will be.

[PurpleRain123453]

God damn it man I'm trying to eat here stop making me laugh.

[TeaUnicorn]

His final word is on.

[morqwal]

was that the singing from "2001: a space odyssey" there at the end?

[MrExplosiveproduct]

i turned snow on for this video

[TheTelenation]

you know what really scared the shit out of me?

After the freaky ending my phone rang . . .

[digitalzues13]

everybody does have a bud of vreativity, but if not taken care of it will die. and i agree, any flowers that pop up will get piled on top of by mud, stupids and, modeocreity

[MrJustpostin]

4:58 'till the end.

OH GOD THE HORROR!

[johnson2794]

listening to him for so long has helped me in listening to girls conversations- i can actually hear what they are saying even though they talk so god damn fast

[Wolkeyfentah]

LOL. I wonder if the bum at 3:02 is Yahtzee's?

[KrauwX]

@Wolkeyfentah yes, yes it is, i rememebr the background from one of his other videos where he spoke to us directly instead of using pictures (i think it was for the one from uncharted where he starts to ramble about QTE)

[Wolkeyfentah]

@KrauwX You're on the money. I never watched the Uncharted: Drake's Fortune review because I never would play the game.

[KrauwX]

@Wolkeyfentah you should watch it for the pure epicness of yahtzee talking directly to us

[Wolkeyfentah]

@KrauwX I did. "...and games for people who feel up girls on Japanese subway trains, but there have never been any decent games for white supremacists; that is until Uncharted: Drakes's Fortune..." and then I knew it would be a good review. ^^

[erkablo]

i only understand the half of what this guy says....he talks to fast.............

[hDCOREGAmer]

hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh......LOL



[LangeJan82]

For all you people here, the song is the theme tune from Austin Powers. 3:01



[99YOURFACE]

3:01 And then my mum walks in -.-

[HaveAnArtAttack]

@99YOURFACE Jesus that just happened to me.

[Mtc529]

I can't help but wonder if that was Yahtzee's ass...

[sqi8000]

@Mtc529 Yes it is ;)

[tomkelly00]

....

[Zanator1]

What was dat soooooong?!

[pinkirishgoatz]

@Zanator1 Niggas in duh hood

[mAGGotTscOurgE]

I agree on the naruto fanboy thing England is overflowing with these retarded gibbering cock-wranglers

[DarkLight544]

1:08 beautiful philapino boys? is their something ur not telling use?

[LoZWWisawesome]

Does anyone have a video of just 3:01 to 3:14 ?

[MrMetsplayer1]

THE EYES! I SHALL NEVER SLEEP AGAIN!

[slh86]

I must get those googly eyes and put them on my pants xD and dance. I guess this will make my GF laugh, but will cockblock me for the rest of the day xD

[ShadowWolfRising]

you'd be surprised at how good some of the user levels are.

[SuperHappyFunTime009]

I CAN'T PAUSE IT.

HE WON'T FINISH A SENTENCE!

[TheNewTimman]

@SuperHappyFunTime009 Isn't that why it's called Zero Punctuation?

[AcesGlory]

@SuperHappyFunTime009 Because there's 'Zero Puncuation'

ugetit?

[grefog]

@SuperHappyFunTime009 not finishing his sentences is kind of the point.

[RogerabbitGosu]

Oh but he didn't mean ear hole :D

[boomerpro87]

O_O the endings creepy

[UnumCinereum]

Did anyone else catch the Marble Hornets reference at the end?

[XsupadumbassX]

@UnumCinereum Perhaps that is what happened to Slendy's face. Yahtzee used his head to wipe his ass.

...After which he rated that ass wipe two stars.

[xRocketzFighterx]

DAT ASS

Wait a minute what did I just say?

[Sean71596]

Thumbs up if you watched till the end. The very end.

[anthemlog]

"Mind" lol

[fruhest]

Oh god, that's a sexy ass.

[Jcolinsol]

Mmmmmmmmm, Stephen Fry working my earhole with velvet-y, honey-soaked fingers.

[KelseyWolf]

lol how on earth do you come up with your comments?? lol

[TwinUzis]

Little Big Planet was one of the only reasons I didn't trade in my PS3.

[darkusFJ]

@TwinUzis This is true.

[SupersSpiro20]

X BOX IS BETTER THAN PS3 sorry couldn't hold it

[Robloxfan22]

@SupersSpiro20 Have fun with your generic shooters

[OctopusBus]

@SupersSpiro20 Xbox is shit.

[MMBNM]

@SupersSpiro20 To easy to hack bleh i know a few people that have xbox live for life because they hacked some parts of microsoft...dipshit

[TOMWILLOLFC]

whats the song at 3:12

[Bloodyidit]

@TOMWILLOLFC \

austin powers theme.

[selbydate16]

@TOMWILLOLFC Soul Bossa Nova by Quincy Jones aka Austin Powers opening music

[TheAshwill9]

WTF 

[Kevtb87]

something good....that's made of chocolate

sounds good to me

[Kydos37]

Tonguing your coch...lea haha one of the best lines ever 

[creaturefthenight2]

whoo hoo move that sexy ass Yahtzee lol :)

[TeaUnicorn]

I actually kinda liked playing the extremely shitty user-made levels.

Y'know, the ones with bloody impossible jumps=P

[SlavicSexGod]

Those eyes ate my soul.

[ChanTheN00b]

dat ass

[Arachi123]

@ChanTheN00b He said EAR hole.

[MonfangHowlett]

Yahtzee has a nice butt.

[tidmouthmilk12]

what about LBP 2?

[Thelosether]

Well there goes my desire to sleep for the next 50 years... those eyes o_o;

[IGeorge94]

The arse of evil

[Rmaggedon91]

3:10 is that... Yahtzee?

[Lizardvenom1]

it does on Facebook freaking 190,000 friends or likes

[digitalzues13]

who was that with the uh... the, google eyes...

[CircusOfBedlam]

you are the charlie brooker of gaming!

[15GamingGuy]

@CircusOfBedlam Actually Charlie Brooker is kinda the Charlie Brooker of Gaming...

[Raichu234]

love it :)

[trainchugger53]

Why does everyone hate the Filipino boys?

[MrLoadingscreen]

@trainchugger53 On the contrary, Filipino boys are loved by many.

[trainchugger53]

@MrLoadingscreen Apart from this one

[RogerabbitGosu]

@MrLoadingscreen

Hahaha a youtube comment which actually made me laugh, well done :)

[vampirefoxhl]

Beautiful, Filipino boys... eep.

[MrTwistedFox]

Yeah baby, yeah!

[jarbydnjksd]

DAT ASS

[Sarri71]

Did anyone watch the fucked up googley eyes at the very end. *Spoiler alert. You might have, I was just asking

[bLiNdeCo]

"Like something.. good.. made of chocolate". =D

[Nebulon2010]

Just my luck, when 3:02 came up me parents walked by.

[ianmeesters88]

what's the song that's playing on the beginning?

[AirTimeEh]

@ianmeesters88 If your a youtube partner you have to put up your own material so i am 99.9% sure that he made that song and is most likely not on itunes and does'nt want to distribute it.

[Laurie2733]

WTF!?! Watch till the very end!!!!

[MilkyMilkyMilkshake]

The funny thing is... All I do is make floating dicks.

[MilkyMilkyMilkshake]

The funny thing is. All I do is make floating dicks.

[0pwaffles]

3:01 ... no words...

[TH3S4MUR4I]

like something... good thats made of choclit

[firefang225]

This game is just like Magicka, ruins freindships and gets repetitive after the first 2 levels.

[D3w10n]

That dancing butt eye dancing part should be an internet meme!

[TheHitmanWorld]

@RJHTommy You r right its weird

[TheMessengersCree]

lol....soul bossa nova, hes english

[sickfuckingo]

What a genius! Everyone should see this! 'Guitars and beautiful Filipino boys'! The man knows knows games and he certainly knows how to spend his money!

[TotalGamerChick]

omg i dont think i ever laughed so hard in my entire life!!!!!!! this mans a genius!!! XD

[GoldTacoProductions]

Is it just me but I have a weird urge to re-create that eyeball thing...

[ThatOtherGuy201]

@TheK12314

That's why I never play with ppl I don't know. It may also have to do with the fact that I believe humanity is a wretched thing, but whatever.

Also, there's a reason they give you an oxygen tank in most user made underwater levels: because you'll be underwater for a while and will drown without one, so OF COURSE THEY WILL DROWN YOU. People are already douches who will kill you at the slightest provocation, so don't go around handing out miniguns to help them.

[eimazd]

Of chocolate.

[TheK12314]

So true. I really just didn't like LBP. It was boring, and got repetitive really fast. And everyone was a douche online. Whenever I played online when the "Real Water" came with the "Pirates of the Carribean" DLC, everyone would grab a Scuba Mask, I would not (I like to challenge myself to make the game remotely fun), and they would use that "Grab" feature to grab my legs, and hold me in place until I drowned.

[TheKratoKiller]

This Should Get More Views

[SuperSpartan27]

@TheKratoKiller the whole fucking world should hang off the very words he says

[realkman666]

@TheKratoKiller What? The dancing bum?

[Dinklepuff]

@TheKratoKiller YES IT SHOULD

[Shadowfang3000]

When did Zero Punctuation start posting on youtube? :D

[xarachnid]

@Shadowfang3000 July

[tjinga2u1]

@xarachnid 21