Daniel Tosh - Completely Serious part 7 (BEST QUALITY ON YOUTUBE)

[bbhaver]

I liked this. :-)

[corygunn3]

I want to fuck a clown now...

[mdarchangel1]

he is deffinitly my hero :D

[Vaj5S]

he should be on south park

[TheBlake0440]

@Vaj5S what? lol

[AlecMittens]

thumbs if you stuck out till the end and watched all 7

[golfmaniac007]

@AlecMittens he is funny but his comedic style loses flavor like bubble gum.

[1Paraj]

@AlecMittens FUCK YEAH!!

[JustinNuchanasaurous]

That thing is a borderline superhero XD

[spaziani4]

I was hoping to see those guys get kicked out

[ungrisrmy87]

lawls this seems like the millionth time i've read about ppl asking about the zit video, imo, which isn't much of one, is that its from one of the Tosh.0 episodes where they showed that footage of a cyst (sist, syst, i can't spell it worth crap) is about to be popped and i think the only reason why it has so many views is cos people who watched that episode wanted to see it again and uncensored on youtube...could be a huge assumption blown out of proportion but just a guess :D

[TheRWOCompany]

he's actually really handsome when he smiles :3

[TheCorey250r]

The first part has 2 million+ views, they get less and less each video. lol.

[GiFtEdv3]

@TheCorey250r lol i thought i was the only one that notice.

[bigplayer2382]

wheres all the black people in that audiance? lmfao

[3rdAutisticCuckoo]

@bigplayer2382 They found a group on the far side up toward the back to look at during his black guy imitation earlier on.

[theawesomness12345]

i look like a retard...im clapping at the computer !!

[RightBlindEye]

classic

[caveman0417]

I m from Omaha, but thts still fuking HILARIOUS!!!

[MrPersia23]

oh shit that zit!!!! on the side bar i been seeing through this whole thing, time to check it out.

[MtAtMtt]

I've watched this at least 5 times but this is the first time I've seen this.

In the credits under special thanks:

"I WISH TO THANK EVERY PERSON

I HAVE EVER MET IN MY ENTIRE LIFE

(EXCEPT FOR PEOPLE IN OMAHA)"

Fucking. Legendary.

[craigwells2001]

The other 6 Videos had a top comment referring to the zits. Does this one need it as well? Its Youtube for fuck sake.

[dylancoulter420]

wtf is up with zit comments on every tosh vids?

[MegaDarkLord007]

@dylancoulter420 They just want thumbs ups

[MrThe5senses]

LMAO XD im indonesian and hes fucking hilarious

[Robbertpattinson86]

guy who high fives: ray william johnson

[j11430]

Alright, now that this is done, I can watch that Breasts are the BEST video that I've been eyeing, rather than the zit thing that everyone keeps talking about

[nash613]

thanks so much for posting the unedited version! I almost peed my pants it was so funny!

[Wingo94ish]

In every video, one of the top comments is about the zit video. What has this world come to?

[aro327]

i tried not to laugh at special winter olympics

[SupremelyMikey]

my friend is just like daniel tosh..a complete dick, racial jokes all day, offensive and lmao hilarious!!!

[rosahawk26]

The Vin Diesel hater thing I never understood except for it being major proof that Males are SUPER jealous creatures like bitches are, no male wants to just admit that Vin Diesel is has a Hott body and it makes little weak pussy males feel like shit because they have bad bodies..and women are dumb too because Daniel Tosh says horrible stuff about women and bitches are saying he is hott..yeah until he hits close to home on jokes about YOU..ha ha dumb whores,,

[SeiverD]

@rosahawk26 hmmm, do believe that was a crack at his acting, not looks. if you watch his shows he also makes a crack at brian o'connor or w/e his name is. and guess what, it's due to his horrible acting. as per the woman "jokes" (quoted, since their facts, not jokes lol) even when the "jokes" are in reference to women, the women still laugh... what does that mean? THAT THEIR PLACE IS IN THE KITCHEN WATCHING THE STOVE, NOT COMEDY!!!

[djwick50]

@rosahawk26 its because you are SUPER stupid. its ok someday you will learn to comprehend the things that people are talking about... noob

[xSHUTxxUPx12]

2:00-2:20 Lmao

[xiaoxiaostickguy]

ROFL at the Special Thanks part of the credits:

"I WISH TO THANK EVERY PERSON I HAVE EVER MET IN MY ENTIRE LIFE (EXCEPT FOR PEOPLE IN OMAHA)

[briannaunderwood]

i feel guilty sometimes listening to his jokes, but then i forget about it because im laughing to hard to really give a damn

[donhulo1]

made it to the end and finally a zit video not in the top 5 selections

[MrCgo96]

whats the song name at the end

[lookatmenow777]

if you want to talk about zits go to the actual zit videos and stop commenting on all the tosh ones. we get it, they're gross. now stfu.

[navytashigi]

mi acne expierence vido looks like a tit.....who agrees?

[smileyfrypro]

poeple say hes a dick hes not i saw him live all he does is what every comedian does he makes racist and rude jokes to make money maybe people should grow up just because he makes rude jokes doesnt make him a dick so catsfromhell1 can go to hell i love <3 tosh!!!

[Tzadeck]

Never saw a Tosh special before... he's a funny guy. Definitely loses a bit of steam as the show goes on though.

[blackbeltkarate]

that zit is giving birth

[sbfbob]

wtf us up with this acne related videos

[vannafeng]

hes too funny!!!!!!!! love it!

[SpankWagon719]

I really should start my calculus homework now....

[grendelee]

@SpankWagon719 he says, as he opens his coloring book....

[MrNiceGuy590]

why the FUCK is there a guy pushing the shit outta his fucking pimple???

[RSPROful]

the hell wit zits

[zeldagirly22]

the zit bull shit is fucking disgusting

[joplimat]

WTF is up with this ZIT SHIT?

[BitterBigTuba]

@joplimat what too white for ya bro?

[dhabosset]

@joplimat what do u mean ?? by that ??

[icantstandyou22]

FUNNY SHIT!$

[RICKSANDERS2300]

"elephants aren't orange idiot" lol funny shit

[j0epep]

man i cant believe this guy just keeps talking non stop love the delivery style.

[TheRipfaithmoyer]

hahahaha its funny how they made planet of the apes

[jimmicrackhead12]

I will smash you tosh you white fag

[Itsamemario0510]

@jimmicrackhead12 stfu.

[jimmicrackhead12]

@Itsamemario0510 ah so your his white gay buddy?

[Itsamemario0510]

@jimmicrackhead12 no, but if you don't like his humor go watch someone else's special. that's like going to a Green Day (first band that came to mind) concert to boo them.

[masterBates1996]

fuckin love Tosh!!

[cheseweezle94]

My friend constantly tells me i'm like tosh.

[polonoob]

@cheseweezle94 is your name sam shapiro??

[cheseweezle94]

@polonoob Actually, no -_-

[SuperMilkeyway]

309th!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!!!!! post



[cheryl1358]

He is so hot!

want him

[ccranton8]

@tmac1x thanks man! Found it.

[catsfromhell1]

hes such a dick. but hes so fucking funny!

[All665ofmyfriends]

@catsfromhell1 Thats what makes most comedians funny

[utahutesfanatic]

@catsfromhell1 Yeah, I agree with both comments.  He is hilarious.

[beastmodde]

@catsfromhell1 all of it is for comedy he doesnt mean any of it

[bladeshotcj]

Just shared the zit videos and ruined some Facebook friends' breakfasts. My work for the day is done.

[Toshfan101]

Y can't elephants be orange=

[iwannacomentonu]

Thanks for the awesome show

[joshuadavidu]

Who dislikes this... fucking awesome!!

[joshuadavidu]

Who dislikes this... fucking awesome



[nitttt]

@stonedtodamax69 To be completely serious: that 1 hour was well spent.

[MrGioSuave]

Funniest comedian that has ever lived!!!!!

[tagedawgg]

Each part get 100K less viewers lol

[NoVideosCanBeShown]

crap i like vin diesel and coloring

[tmjclickclick]

Watched the complete performance....laughed so hard I woke my neighbor.  Thanks for uploading!

[TheChainsOFMisery]

thanks for uploading

[ccranton8]

Who can help me find the skit with "Women love confidence, thats why when I see one at a bar I go up to them and say 'Hey, lemme get a look at that snatch"??

[TMac1x]

@ccranton8 put this on youtube: Daniel Tosh Audience Interview.

I saw the bid you asked about.

[arra009]

Lets try to give me the most thumbs up on youtube

GO!!!!

[TacoItachi]

Whats the song that plays in the credits

[SasquatchLegend]

I finally found something worthwhile to do with my hour.

[shitalker5]

I had to put Sticky notes over the zit videos just to watch this entire thing....

[TheSabullnose]

@shitalker5 its called full screen

[shitalker5]

@TheSabullnose Maybe I don't want to watch it in full screen? Maybe im looking at other shit too but like to watch him at certain times? ever think of that douche

[TheSabullnose]

@shitalker5 ur right i never thought of that my bad

[shitalker5]

@TheSabullnose its all good

[WindwolfBlog]

I am frightened of the giant zit video.

[GrayhamCracker]

This is the best part by far.

[aglayanizenko]

2:00 - 2:14

[Just8eatit]

Funniest Joke "I put my hand on his neck and then I saw the WWJD bracelet and thought... I'm just going to set him on fire and send him to hell." xD

[CallmeHyphie]

1:06 Guy in white shirt looks stoned lol

[Killerdoctor27]

@CallmeHyphie If ANYBODY wants to something REALLY Funny

WATCH on YouTube "Osama dead!!! by steventheraiderful"

You will Laugh Out Loud and feel free to leave comments;)

[bearsfan9995]

@Killerdoctor27 KZ2381 is funnier

[silverhowler999]

...because elephants aren't orange, you idiot.

[TheBadchick66]

I'm a retarded chimpanzee

[TheGlitchmann]

1000th like? i feel like i have a purpose!

[yahoo3396]

what's the zit thing everybody talking about?

[porterbehling]

@yahoo3396 it's the disgusting Zit video suggestions.

[avery553]

what kind ow water was that it was making me thirsty

[MarcoTokes]

whats that beat at the end ?

[Purplesky2502]

WTF is a zit doing by daniel tosh's video!!! 

[Amayaxx666]

Zit zit zit.... fuckin wheres the proactive commercial?

[Letsbombbritain]

Hmm I never see Lewis black in Anybodys top 5 list I wonder why?

[shordysgirl789]

thank you for putting up the dvd version. never seen the full movie. fucking LOVE it.

[sasquatch268]

I drew an orange elephant, because ive never seen an orange elephant, and i just wanted to see one.

[ethan9724]

tosh is the coolest guy ever

[HayLeeJo92]

elephants arent orange you idiot!

[916alberto]

If I was gay I'd get at Daniel Tosh haha...just sayin.

[Tgcinnamon]

I personally would say Tosh then swardson on the funny scale, but I'm not a huge Katy Williams fan.

[ImSoNotJewish]

Chris rock is not funny, he just YELLS the dumbest shit. Tosh>Katt>Hart>Swardson?>then rock

[vogez7]

@ImSoNotJewish Glad to hear someone else who doesn't think Rock is funny - thought I was the only one all these years

[Caraessel]

GREAT QUALITY!!!! I love TOSH!!! Thanks for the awesome job on all 7 parts! For those that gave thumbs down, you just don't know funny or good quality work!

[TheClassicsAreBack]

last word "idiot" :) unless you count haha as a word

[jakeandamirlover24]

he is hot

[Sursion7]

The Vin Diesel joke is killing.

[BoSoxnation1972]

"Reubin in lane 6 is chewing on the 2nd hurdle!"

[courtneyvousaime]

I love this guy! He's my favorite comedian.

[tenaciousdane18]

@courtneyvousaime

how was this upvoted 27 times?

[tyguy0256]

HE IS THE MAN!!!!

[ohfman117]

I honestly dont get the zit joke :/

[cbbjork]

@ohfman117 there used to be a link on the right side / suggestions with this HUGE zit video :p it seems they finally removed it!

[danielmountain]

This guy is almost on the same level as Richard Pryor.

But no comedian I've seen has topped Richard. Equaled, almost, but never topped.

[HIMSELF157]

@danielmountain almost on the same level as the greatest comedian? thats like lebron being like mike? sorry buddy, daniel has alot of work to do b4 he becomes a great like that. carlin and rock are light years ahead of him and richard is on another planet from tosh. no way

[danielmountain]

@HIMSELF157 I totally agree with you about Carlin and Chris Rock being way ahead of Tosh. They had more material than him.

And I concede that you're right: Pryor is on another planet from Tosh in terms of greatness.

I guess I've seen so many bad comedians that when I see a better one, like Tosh, I get overly enthusiastic about how great he is, lol. But you know what maybe he'll evolve. I guess we'll see.

I had a lot of hope for Daniel Cook, once, but he never evolved.

[johnnytluxury]

"I agree with you, balcony, even though you sound like half a 'tard to begin with."

[HarukaMichiru2011]

No it's not guy who still high fives

ROTFLMFAO!!! I love this guy :D:D

[ELOSSLABEAR]

lol, elephants aren't orange u idiot! 

[814k31]

9 people disliked that part 7 only went for 3 minutes

[tanamerica0815]

love daniel tosh!!!

[916alberto]

@ubicroft Hey fag you really took your time off to comment on my comment...I did more shit than just watch this....This video was a "part" of my all nighter. Just kill yourself

[atreyu2ty]

@916alberto Hahahahahaha. hahahahahahahaha

[916alberto]

I just pulled an all nighter watching this!

[maxhoogerheide]

I fucking love this guy!

[Sarahcarp63]

"I'd like to thank everybody I've ever met. (except people in Omaha)"

I love you Tosh!

[AndrewTyB]

solution for those complaining about the zit video: USE FULL SCREEN

[abdi5501boone]

i have a dream that one day i will see the damn zit everyone hates



[10pounds777]

I want to see the giant zit! Seriously, i want to see it, I don't have the ad.

[cpbishurr]

Just unreal..

[medalkiller87]

elephants aren't orangje you idiot!!!

[juanchogutro]

Okay. People complaining about the God damn zit video. There's something called "Ad Block Plus". If you are smart enough to use Firefox then congrats! You can download that program and it will DELETE ads on ALL PAGES. Just Google it and stop complaining!

[pancakeswafflez]

@juanchogutro Chrome has it too....

[JLR902]

retarded chimpanzee!! HAHAHAHA

[clamchowder138]

i'm trying to watch a comedian and there's a huge zit in the corner of my eye.

[Just4Fun624]

the highlight of my day was 1 hour on youtube watchin daniel tosh stand up. i need a life.

[lowers1987]

thumbs up if you hate the biggest zit in the world video but you clicked on it cuz you had to see that shit

[missy1alpha]

someone please direct the blond at 2:56 to eharmony

[missy1alpha]

would someone please bite on that zit... aahahahahaahahaha... jk.. that shit is disgusting had to reduce my damn screen..

[ChuckNorrisTurd]

I noticed these vids are like his standup. The longer his jokes drag on, more people stop laughing at him. I'm always the last on though.

[BobMurphy91]

Tosh ur a genius i love ur work

[MiikeyG]

why do comments about the biggest zit of the world keep poppin up..press fullscreen muthafuckaaa

[xXxValveFanxXx]

every video in this series, one of the tops comments has to do with the ZIT

[stonedtodamax69]

1 hour well spent

[mncrimsondog]

@stonedtodamax69 i gave you four hundred thumbs up... do i get a star or something??

[Dacaptain15]

@stonedtodamax69 yup sure was



[ConsOf13]

@stonedtodamax69 yes it was

[fursday]

Awsome !!!

[luvmybaby102103]

The zit is BECAUSE it was on Tosh.0, geez

[itsallgood2711]

this SOB is so dam funny i was hoping somebody got this on here , thankyou for your time putting this on here

[bavarianwerks]

We get it, theres a zit video

[VinnyCoD]

Hahah omg " unless you count Vin diesel movies" lmao.... And lol i like how half the comments on his videos are about the giant zit wtf lol!!!!