Tiger Woods! Who cares?

[pattythedog1]

Fuck you

[ButheJackcameBack]

All commercial television is about entertainment (ratings and advertising). It has nothing to do with real information. Everything on commercial TV, including the "news" (and I use the term loosely) is on par with porn minus the money shots.

[ThePinkPrincess2312]

you know what the difference between tiger woods and santa is santa had 3 more ho ho ho's lol

[JeffroTheMan1]

Y'know, this video was one of my fondest memories of my junior year of high school. I watched it again for lols, and now I'm hearing "two goats" instead of "two ghosts." Weird.

[12345678971239]

Tiger woods looks way better than your face you retard

[MrDullmop]

@12345678971239 Fail troll.

[ninepillarsofsalt]

When my my mom got all pissed off about tiger woods cheating on his wife this was my reaction.

[headbanger2510]

12-year olds shouldn't be allowed to comment in these videos

[EXZ98]

@headbanger2510 how about 13 year olds!?!

[mainecolbs]

TJ's plan to kill the Jonas Brothers and stop twilight? I like >:)

[melodyy47]

i like this guy hes funny and speaks the truth :)

[spencer32396]

Dumb fuck much?

[DAmicoJohnny]

@spencer32396 who?

[acidtrippinracist]

you instantly answered the first question that i had about the bagel, it was fu*kin uforia man

[NewWaysMusic]

what's with the shot in the screen? 0o0o

[jaworskij]

You look tired or drunk bro... Too much Coca-Cola perhaps. Get some rest before making another video.

[princessgrapefruit1]

Maybe tiger woods should be president. If he was then I'm sure more people would care about the less important stuff.

[Proclifo]

America sucks

[fenderfreak215]

@nothingness36 i'm from the U.S. and sick of all this media bullshit we have over here. It sucks, I have no faith in my country anymore. Tiger Woods gets more attention than the troops in the middle east.... pathetic

[narutofan9999]

@fenderfreak215

I'm not even in the US and even here tiger woods made the top stories. I was like "wtf why does this paper think I care about the libido of foreign golfers?"

[xSkittlezxWolfx]

@fenderfreak215

There's no other comment to agree to.. but that one.

[crypticBhann]

yeah no wonder america has such a big depression statistic.

[WHIREAS]

@nothingness36 Because they're fucking stupid, it's as simple as that. Go Europe!

[KammeratGak]

I wish he did a golden shower on 'em bitches.

[ThatMan0verThere]

And a bagel!

[ZergSwarmling]

@ThatMan0verThere NO WAI D: NOT THE BAGEL!!! THAT BASTARD!!! -_- he should be hanged!!

[StraightPunkEdge93]

This is why the government gets away with so much shit. The fucking media would rather entertain people than inform them.

[21Ethan300]

1:19 FACT: Every time TheAmazingAtheist swears 3,000,000 live babies are put into a meat grinder and force fed to Jesus Christ.

[TheDarklugia444]

Proof that our country is in ruins: I, a twelve year old, compare America to the Roman Empire and know everything about this country is fucked up.

[gamejunky09]

@TheDarklugia444 What proof is that? That's just the media and your parents not your actual opinion, the Roman Empire? In what way? Maybe.....

[bluesnorks]

@TheDarklugia444 Wait, what? Shit in the Roman Empire probably went more smoothly than America right now.

[sensitivebeat]

@TheDarklugia444 ha, the roman empire was better than how we are now

[SwordOfMichael7]

@TheDarklugia444 I hear you. Even here in Australia only stupid trivial bullshit is seen as important and newsworthy. Even though the USA is clearly the most fucked up country there is, Its not just America- its society as a whole.

[pwnismaximus]

@TheDarklugia444 I, at the age of 11, realized this as well.

[thetruetrojan]

@TheDarklugia444 I'm fifteen and what is this?

[malcolm9001]

XXXDDD LLLOOOLLL BEST ADVICE FOR OBOMA EVER!!!!! YOU SHOULD BE IN HIS COUNSEL!!!

[jandkas]

@malcolm9001 or cabinet

[jibbajabba311]

you sir, have anger issues...

[fourtywpm]

I like your vids dude but you made one mistake in this one and that is saying America has a culture lol America's has no culture!

[fourtywpm]

Tiger's only mistake was not being honest with his wife about what he did. Who cares how many girls he had sex with?! It's in our nature as MEN to spread our seed. Oh wait, I think the other mistake he made was getting married in the first place lol Here are the three rings of marriage: engagement ring, wedding ring and the SUFFERING

[SabreKodi]

What if Tiger Woods dies on his trek? o.o

[TheKamikazeen]

Why is the the world so fucked up that people with real minds never turn out to be presidents or anything, i would fucking become a citizen of US just to vote for TJ.

[SpawnRevenge92]

Oh my god, two goats!

[stevensw]

The scandalous Tiger woods stories were downright educational compared to the Lindsay Lohan crap we have now, I fucking miss that stuff now.

[MJRiStar]

First off - who tf is this Obanana guy you present all the time?

Dont be dissin Mr.Tiger likes yow dones - he will kick yr ass wid a whoopins tarnation an sum boy!

Dun ya know he's a O.G boyz from da Wood?

Probs Ingleswood too, darn it - an eveybowdy dun know those kids always pack iron in theirs pants - thatsa why T.W dun cheatin - its in his jeans to do so - ain't like he gotta choice in thes matter....

U dun understan me pilgrim?

[halonate99]

@MJRiStar america is fucked

[crowbs90]

intro is brilliant.

[jimmyshitbags]

oh yeah, the jonas brothers... those guys who everybody hated before bieber...? they dropped off the radar pretty quick.

[TheIrishRover15]

Sorry, but I have to ask regarding your pronunciation:

Dude, how drunk are you??

[Necr0Cys2topsY]

Lmfao, I love this guy.

[Twittersuck288]

We should kill the Jonas Brothers anyway.

[needlermasta]

There was probably "cream" cheese on the bagel after Tiger was through with it.

[pyromaniaccorpse]

Can we just kill the Jonas Brothers anyway. please.

[CadetCrofford]

Fuckin LOVE this.

[matskiavila]

who is this dbag ??

[shawn3975]

How is the war in Afghanistan pointless?

[StfuNao]

@shawn3975 oh, we are attacked by saudi's, what should we do? hmmm... attack iraq!

[StfuNao]

@shawn3975 And after that invade Afghanistan

[shawn3975]

@StfuNao 1. We were attacked in 2001 by AL-Qaeda which was in refuge in Afghanistan at the time.

2. We attacked Iraq in 2003 after Afghanistan because the U.S. and U.K. believed they had W.M.D.s.

You really need to educate yourself and dont let your bias blind you from the facts.

[StfuNao]

@shawn3975 So because the U.S. maybe thaught osama was in Afghanistan, you have to invade the country and bomb everything there? while it's not sure he was there

[shawn3975]

@StfuNao You really need to study up on this, you are greatly over simplifying everything. Osama Bin Laden was not the mastermind behind 9/11, in fact he has denied any involvement. The coalition( NOT JUST THE U.S.) invaded Afghanistan because it's governing body, the Taliban, was harboring terrorist groups including Al-Qaeda.

[StfuNao]

@shawn3975 The coalition attacked because the U.S. wanted it. it's part of the agreement. so the U.S. got us sucked in aswell. hell even our government fell apart about it and we needed elections.

[shawn3975]

@StfuNao Well then your government is fucked. In the U.S. both major parties can see eye to eye when it comes to national security and the war on terror at least. BTW you EuroPEONs are the last people to preach to us. You ass raped the world for hundreds of years and gave nothing back. You destroyed languages, forced religion, and renamed places what ever you wanted to. It's Mumbai not Bombay. Unless of course you are an extremist Muslim. In which case you have my respect for picking a side.

[StfuNao]

@shawn3975 National security is blowing up schools and bombing innocent people? yea, we did ass rape the world and i think that's wrong too but we all know what came of that. The United States of America. and EuroPEONs? it's a funny joke but the American people are the real peons. you are lead by fear so you will consume and the government takes advantage of that. Btw i bet your republican too...

[Priebe251]

@StfuNao What are you, like 14? Save your childish insult for the school yard.

[StfuNao]

@Priebe251 you're the one insulting here, i'm 16 years old and we're just having a proper duscussion going on here, sir.

[shawn3975]

@StfuNao On September 11, 2001 3,000 innocent people were killed on U.S. soil. National security is killing as many of the people who are responsable as we can. If you have a better way to do it I am all ears. Innocent people get killed in war and it is unjust but we do not live in a perfect world. The Dutch enjoy a very high quality of life compared to other country's so don't preach to me about consumption.

[shawn3975]

@StfuNao Btw DemocRATs and RepubliCUNTs are both greedy, self serving, hypocrites. The only people that are true to their principals are Liberals and Conservatives.

[StfuNao]

@shawn3975 By sending troops to Afghanistan those 3000 deaths will only double. It's true that people die in a war, that's something you know up front but there's no need to terorise that country as they did with yours. btw love your word jokes xD

[shawn3975]

@StfuNao You have to put youself in the shoes of the people fighting a war in order to understand it. My grandfather did two tour's in Vietnam in the late 60's and he would tell me stories of how young some of the Vietcong were 12 year old kids with gun's and shit and woman soldiers too. Sometimes they didn't even know who the enemies were. Fact is when Russia attacked Afghanistan in 79 they did far worse and we spent over 1 billion dollers helping to drive them out.

[StfuNao]

@shawn3975 So you're saying that war is horrible? not really an argument for your point is it? And the war in Vietnam was a pointless war just like Afghanistan and Iraq.

[shawn3975]

@StfuNao Btw were did you hear Saudi Arabia attacked the U.S. on 9/11? Just curious.

[ReviewrOfGames]

@StfuNao LOL! THE WAR IN VIETNAM WAS POINTLESS!? You need to read history.

[CHAOSin8bits]

@ReviewrOfGames LOL! THE WAR IN VIETNAM WAS POINTLESS? you need to stop listening to hobos.

[austinthebookworm5]

@ReviewrOfGames

From what I've heard, it was pointless for America, as it was a civil war between North and South Vietnam.

[ReviewrOfGames]

@austinthebookworm5 The point was to stop the spread of communism. But obviously it didn't work, and the reason why is because we(United States citizens) are fucking lazy.

[shawn3975]

@StfuNao Watch the movie 'Charlie Wilsons war' and you will see what I am talking about.

[stig781]

@shawn3975 Quiet yourself ignoramus

[shawn3975]

@stig781 Another land empire imperialist European acting pompous. Tell me how does it make you feel knowing that your country helped turn half of China into opium addicts for its own personal gain?

Dont try to debate me your not smart enough, just call me stupid or ignorant or make shit up like the U.S. caused H.I.V. or something.

Btw I am Irish American so kiss my pasty freckled ass you fat imperialist pig.

[raukt]

AND TWO GOATS.

[foojuice101]

AMEN! Who gives a shit about Tiger Woods or ANY celebrity gossip?

[TheEnglishAtheist1]

Twilight is awesome

[codern]

T.A.A for president all the way!

[codern]

so far, 268 idiots.

[MageOfLink]

@codern its been 4 days, and its still 268 haters LOL

Thats how many Christians are still watching him

[vegetaboi4evr]

@MageOfLink Nice with the dumb attacks towards Christians, is that all you activist atheists can do with yourselves? Grow up.

[MageOfLink]

@vegetaboi4evr LOL u mad bro?

[vegetaboi4evr]

@MageOfLink "Mad" isn't the word. Annoyed by the stupidity? Yes. Stupid people annoy me.

[eatbeavers]

KUNG FU FIGHTING

[maximebv]

Historically, the american "empire" has more in common with barbarian peoples rather than the roman empire. (do not take this as an insult, I do not use the word barbarian as if it was or as the roman citizens did a couple of hundred years ago).

[tomitstube]

you're watching the wrong shit bro.

[dantesinporno]

The notion that all anybody cares about anymore is horseshit celebrity gossip disguised as news, their stupid fucking digital colostomy bag that holds 40,000 poorly conceived sonic abortions by lil Wayne and Kesha, douchebook status updates of their worthless opinions about movies or their heart-felt farewell to some dead asshole that did literally nothing to deserved celebrity status in the first place really puts a horrifying twist on a concept like trial by jury doesn't it.

[stomyn]

THANK YOU!! finally someone who has a brain in this world

[kiselstina]

YOU ARE THE MAN ! :D

[djlazlow1]

Hahahaha, good video bro, so true so true.

[BlueLeopard200]

it's called the 24 hour news cycle fuckweasel

[EulogizeMe43]

You are my hero.

[Reckless2772]

The news is now directed towards teenage girls

[TheMinxTail]

@Reckless2772 Well either that or their key demopraphics' intelligence has degraded to that of teenage girls.

[dilldag]

@Reckless2772 As opposed to stories about Giant Robots and shit that are directed towards teenage boys or the fasciinating new games that are coming out blah blah blah...go root yourself dumbass.

[5T34LTHcamoT4NK]

@Reckless2772 is it?....

[tiphone85]

Lame!

[Monad01]

Who cares about Tiger Woods, Michael Jackson, Twilight or the Jonas Brothers?

I tell you one thing, it's predominately NOT men.

Not that I'm blaming women for the continual perpetuation of the vapid, superficial state of the media, but...well...yeah, I am.

[borednerd74]

Lol well done! Its all a plot to make us think golf is interesting! Cant these people see?

[KissingBubble]

Best video ever! Hilarious!

[LuigiofDarkness]

This is exactly what I was saying when I heard about this! Who the fuck cares!

You have good idea's by the way.

[betafish9]

hell yea kill the fuckin jonas brothers!

[Megajunkie01001]

Its time to kill the Jonas brothers.

[MsMichelle103]

@Megajunkie01001 fuck u

[kumili727]

1:28 HEADSHOT lol

[fadropblane]

fuck tiger woods and the news

[yipper203]

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLO­LOLOLOLOLOL

[wachnathan]

Tiger and Brett Farve god i can't take anymore!

[skinnyjeansAndlynx]

@effingA1989 my headteacher, who is actually cool....very very weirdd o..O

[masoz91]

yep this guy is right about all what he said in this video

america is going down you can tell by american's people interests

[808SlipknotRULES]

You RULE dude!

[Zyborggian]

I fucked the shit outta a bagel once..... it was gooooood.

[TheCrazedGuitarist]

We don't even know if there's cream cheese on the bagel.

[sniper034]

>_< We're fucked as a country.

[gugagagagreprpr]

@effingA1989 Old people.

[glowell089]

ha ha ha, lolololol. Outstanding. :)

[TheSmithCro]

Holy shit, is this the Distressed Watcher?

[evilsceptic]

@TheSmithCro yes

[TheSmithCro]

@evilsceptic Awesome, he's so funny.

[XMOO7]

Wag The Dog people, Wag The Dog

[Redbeardian]

*bang*ing right! I *bang*ing agree with you one *bang*ing hundred *bang*ing percent!!! *bang* ya!!!!!

[FireFoxChan]

lmfao if thats the case i hope they never find his body :o killing 2 birds with 1 stone

"were sorry the jonas brothers are dead,...and "sniff" there will be no new twighlight"

HOT DAMN >:D

[InhibitorProductions]

actually, if thats how the war worked, i might actually be ok with the war

[jiuufctsu18]

although I might disagree with most of his religious views. i totally agree with his political views and hes damn funny!

[jiggaluv123]

lmao...100% true

[LexiOverdose]

AND A BAGEL!!

[thedeathmetalartist]

aside from saying soccer sucks, i fucking love you.

[PensFan878]

U Annoy me...FluffeeTalks is Better

[isaveu]

@PensFan878 your an idiot to even compare the 2 .

[trying2killsometime]

I hate modern society so much.

[49erfan1989]

Kinda like Obamas fucking up the country who cares!!! You make awesome points

[StirItUP1973]

@49erfan1989 Kind of like Bush already fucked it up beyond repair, who cares!

[RetardedMonekyPuppet]

This is all so true. And now, they don't talk about Tiger Woods as much, but they are always talking about something to do with entertainment. My father is in Afgahnistan, and I only hear from him about twice a month (if that), I would OCCASIONALY like to be able to see what is going on out there. But no...On the news, it's about what new movies are coming out, how much they made in the box office, or now, Miley Cyrus being TOO sexy at 17. What the f*** is that shit?! It makes no sence to me...

[debo222]

Whats tigers woods penis up to now

[cheezwhizsucks]

Holy fuck... you just said everything that was going around in my mind for a while...

[gmmg93]

this video made a great point. americans are too intrested in bullshit tht DOESN'T FUCKING MATTER!!!!!

[Psyraq]

But I'm afraid I was very, very drunk.

[failedassassin]

Shit, fuck, shit, dick, vaginas, shits, shit, fucking, fucking, fucking*

*Correcting video for censorship.

[miwerton]

golf is the most boring sport. it should even been called a sport. you dont even have atlethic to be a golfplayer. sport requires athletic people. u need realy big skill too hit a ball that dont even move

[DinosaurStripClubLOL]

Shut your stupid fat fucking face you fat fuck! God is real and he's gonna send you to hell when this is all over and Here you are talking shit about tigger woods the greatest gofer in the world so shut your face you bitch!

[MisterSecurity702]

@DinosaurStripClubLOL lmao dude. The fan-dome you show for Tiger here is the very shit that he's ragging on.

[Roopeyoutubaaja]

@DinosaurStripClubLOL u r kidding right?

[snakepit000]

@DinosaurStripClubLOL I didn't know tigger was a gopher.

[ThereisNoGoingHome]

Pure genius.

[sirslushy]

Excellent commentary.

[beeeyesun]

yeah, I agree (btw your operning is funny with the lax approach) Tigger Wudz is BS news-wise, but your really not that interesting as a correspondent....sry....keep it on...

[Serostern]

"LIKE 50 WOMEN!!!"

Well, the official number is more like 120 now.

Sorry =)

[JordanDinstrumentals]

golf is the shittest thing to watch besides cricket i dont even know why they keep showing it on skysports i dunno how anyone can watch it how does it stay on there

[heatflash888]

The only reason Americans are not interested in the war is that it doesn't involve them, for most american families its somebody elses fight. Americans were against the vietnam war because of conscription, but the american government are wise to that now and as many politicians from powerful families dodged the draft because they were 'antiwar' it would look hypocritical to start conscription now.

[heatflash888]

Sounds a bit like Mr Mackey - Mmkay

[MrCody978]

lmao at 42-55 seconds

[huntedrasta]

true over all

[Srhandel]

There were no children.....how dare you.

[Ben1987X]

The beginning,was in my humble but universal opinion: FUCKING HILARIOUS. ow and I agree completly ofcourse

[FlankerVT]

All I have to say is FUCK Tiger Woods and FUCK Golf !

[garic2k]

Bravo, best vid you've done in a while.

[AssholeRick69]

Tiger woods probably got fucked by micheal jackson as a child as well....

[Srhandel]

@AssholeRick69  Leave MJ out of it.

[AssholeRick69]

@Srhandel HEY FUCK YOU!  MJ is a Pedophile!

[seanfleming1]

@AssholeRick69 leave michael jackson out of this!

[AssholeRick69]

@seanfleming1 FUCK YOU!!!!!!!!! Michael Jackson plays with little boys and their twatsicles........I'm sure your lame ass can relate though..........cause you're probably Geoffrey Leonard or something creeping here on Youtube. Go fuck an ox!

[seanfleming1]

@AssholeRick69 way to be a mature adult

[AssholeRick69]

@seanfleming1 FUCK YOU PIG LICKER!

[seanfleming1]

@AssholeRick69 you just love to prove my points dont you?

[AssholeRick69]

@seanfleming1 You just love to stick your tongue up John Kerry's anus, don't you?

[seanfleming1]

@AssholeRick69 you just love to be 6 years old, don't you?