Pierre McGuire is Effin Creepy

[johncenafan8888]

 Fuck Pierre McGuire rumor going around that he rapped a farm animal

[FEDS91]

Anyone else think McGuire looks like a real life version of Schmoo?

[powershop1903]

Who do you prefer? Pierre Mcguire or Glenn Healy? Healy is getting annoying but he did win a cup.

[VancouverChokers]

@powershop1903 It's almost like pick your poison. Pierre is creepy but Healy's almost as bad a Canuck homer as Hughson is.

[musicsage3]

HAhahahahahahahahahahahahahaha­hahahahahhahahahahhahaaa

[aladansamat]

? What did he say at the end?

[soul76can]

He's a close talker! Why is he so close to Dutch???

[sr016ify]

He's cool now

[BOBCAT2001ify]

Fucking creepy

[handpartyable]

ew wtf hes so gay lmfaoo

[Pmlth]

LOL what a queer

[sonofhimmler1]

i am guessing mcguire stands to the side cause he is a fat piece of crap

[fivehighflush]

Ya'all mad.

Dutch is a good looking dude. I can't blame Pierre.

[ScreaMaskFetish]

bet he has child porn on his computer.

[BOOTFUCKER69]

THIS DUDE IS A FUCKIN FAG

[ryderfm]

What does "Big mouth" mean? Lol.

[shaggyMCgoon]

that was beyond gay

[xoBOSSox]

Pierre McGuire = Penis with glasses

[Number1Productionz]

if u really think about it, that is extremely fucked. just think hard about it. i mean, who says something like that on tv? was that an act?

[shoplifting1is1fun]

What's worse, the 'long stick' comment or the 'big mouth' reply?

Either way, made gay chemistry going on.

[RobT14120]

Is he not turtle enough for the turtle club?

[LaBelleTML]

I figured it out! He's standing that close because the "tradecentre" thing in the background would be blocked. No excuse for being a weird creep though lol

[CanadianGuitarist]

@LaBelleTML If the camera guy is four feet to the right, the problem solves itself and McGuire need not be so close.

[Britex123]

why is he standing so close to dutch. this guy is fuckin creepy as fuck

[Arsen1c42]

he looks really fat LOL

[MrYourpartnerincrime]

Dutchy: Waat? Help Please

Pierre: troll face

[Eight1Eighty2]

I wonder if people know he is standing so close to Dutchy so the viewers can see the Tradecentre 08 screen. As creepy as Pierre is in this video, it's the producers fault for setting the screen up like that. Maybe it was done on purpose :)

[jdodd82]

Why would Florida give up so much for a dead guy? I just don't get it.

[TheRiceTruckk]

you're an announcer with a long stick, it's un-countable how many times i just repeated that's what she said.

[LucidDreamiing]

Pierre looks like a penis

[sikguitarist]

Chad Kilger lol

[PhillyTheScrummie]

Dutchy got lucky that Pierre got creepy. Stuttered like crazy! haha

[PhillyTheScrummie]

big mouth?

[joeybella922]

When I clicked on this I realized I had to pee. But I figured I could hold it untill the end of this video. I got to the 1:52 mark.

[wrobinson7]

McGuire reminds me of a ventriloquist's dummy. They have about the same creep factor, and about the same hockey knowledge.

[bm2272]

GAY!!! LMAO

[poodtang1]

"your an announcer with a long stick....from time to time"

When pierre said that i almost threw up my lunch.

[avalanchesuperstar]

0:56 when I saw that again I felt sad...both players in the deal are no longer with us. R.I.P.

[skalberg242]

So random. For once Pierre acts almost normal, you'd think, then all of a sudden, out of nowhere, he delivers yet another creepy remark that almost stuns Dutchyshen. A modern classic. Keep 'em coming, Pierre.

[JustinorRetarded]

look at pierre's face when he says the stick thing. wtf? hahaha.

[rayseakan10]

his head is to small for his body

[mastamcmastaman]

yeah pierre, HES the one that likes to talk about the long sticks

[GoPensGo377]

Wow, when pierre said the long stick thing I wonder what dutchy was thinking in his head.. "are you fucking kidding me"

[Insaneo78]

He reminds me of that close talker guy from that episode of Seinfeld.

[AlwaysBeAGooner14]

LMFAOOOOOO

[ChrisMolyneaux93]

Is he not turtley enough for the turtle club? TURTLE TURTLE!

[tukmonsterps3]

LOL I LAUGHED SO HARD

[Smiejac]

And that is why they put pierre in between the benches now

[OvieSnipez8]

He looks so creepy lol

[ACanuckSince92]

bob mckenzie in the background laughing hahaha

[giannitodaro]

He looksl ike the guy from master of diguise, the turtle guy

[nconr2]

anouncer with a big stick. 0_0

[SuperBigdyck]

lol your an anouncer with a long stick what a creep

[DarrylA95]

He looks like a penis in a suit

[bdGongShow]

1. that was creepy as fuck and 2. hal gil doesnt play for toronto dumb fuck

[wiisports505]

@bdGongShow he did play for Toronto dumb fucker

[bdGongShow]

@wiisports505 not at the time this was said though

[wiisports505]

@bdGongShow yeah he actually was. the video was uploaded at the 2008 trade deadline, which was when Hal Gill was traded from Toronto to Pittsburgh

[bdGongShow]

@wiisports505 i appologize for not knowing my hal gil history

[wiisports505]

@bdGongShow its okay we've all been there

[DevilsFreak17]

RIP wade belak (briefly popped up at beginning)

[MrLeafsfan97]

wtf wat a weirdo

[GOODPLAYA20]

Is he wearing a fat suit under his regular suit?

[BretHardy1]

Wade Belak traded :(

[M0rbid84]

@BretHardy1

RIP

[Redwingsaretite]

im pretty sure everybody thinks pierre mcguire is a fucking creep. why TSN keeps him is anybody's guess.

[musicaldopeable]

wooowww haha

[TrueMason]

did he just say your an anouncer with a long stick from time to time that is so not appropriate

[77HeIix]

Why the hell does he need to stand that close to him lol...

[VinForTheWin1]

Lol look at Bob Mackenzie in the background laughing @ 1:55

[Local89]

producers probably told him not to cover the "tradecentre 08" logo

[devssuck]

has he heard of a thing called... PERSONAL SPACE?

[019Redwings]

BREAKING NEWS: Pierre McGuire Leaving TSN for full-time gig with NBC/VERSUS

[CanadianGuitarist]

@019Redwings BREAKING NEWS: I'm no longer atheist on those grounds.

[hellrazor82]

keep pressing 9, perfect sound for this creature lol jk

[DjDefero]

he looks like the actor who does the 'turtle' thing in Master of Disguise

[butcherbird52]

where is his other hand?

[mimesis]

I'm surprised that Pierre didn't grab Dutch's shoulders and say, "oh, you've really filled out nicely!"

[4CDoug]

maybe he's just the ultimate troll

[Trollololololful]

@4CDoug great comment

[019Redwings]

Well, Canadians, you're going to get your wish because there was an article on the internet on the day before game 7 of the finals, that Pierre could be leaving TSN and he'll be coming to NBC/VERSUS as their permanent anaylist and inside the glass

[ThomasBellarusa]

I'm currently watching the Bruins vs Canucks and the first moment when I saw Pierre I decided to youtube him and this came up

[88LacrosseRules88]

press 4 rapidly to hear some great beatboxing by pierre mcguire

[alchemist22]

i dont know why so many people hate on Pierre Mcguire, He is one of the best analysts i've heard on the same ranks as Bob McKenzie on TSN. I noticed that when he tries to be funny he does in fact come off as a creeper. lol

[TheSnipe7]

press 8...

[jmcnutt77]

"You're an announcer with a long stick from time to time"

[bzabra]

I'd like to see someone shit on his head.

[thejimmylanz]

@bzabra

he'd end up giving him/ her anal with his head... and that's something I would not like to see.

[iPod465]

1:00

oh yeah Roloson with 3.15 pts

[LoLzerzzzz]

"you're an announcer with a long stick from time to time" LMAO

[chrysleraspen08]

Thumbs up if him saying that he likes hot guys brought you here!

[7475flyersfan]

not only that hes about 2 inches from him

[GmanGregilla]

Firstly, no offense to him, but he looks sort of reminiscent of Heinrich Himmler, and, secondly, the way in which he was poised in this entire segment was as though he was like an attracted woman flaunting her breasts to a man to whom she is attracted. Thirdly, I'm sure that he doesn't quite realize how he may/does come across, not only just at times on various occasions, but, more broadly so, in general. Fourthly, is he a homo or a bi (not that I'd have anything against such/that in general)?

[holyrebels]

He's standing too close to him because of the moron directing the shot to get the obnoxious TV into the picture, but he doesn't have to face Dutch and he certainly doesn't have to raise his eyebrows and smile his pedosmile at the mention of a "long stick". PS McGuire sucks

[Lightning4Ravens52]

lol



[lhorvei]

jeeze give him some space bro c'mon

[fetchy15]

"you're an announcer with a long stick from time to time"

"ehh big mouth"

....k cool

[jerodirwin66]

your an annoucer with a long stick from time to time? hows this guy even today still on the panel?

[TheBlazinJay]

Near the end look at bob mckenize laughing in the back lmao!

[NasreenN101]

he looks like he's trying to hold mcguire off with his paper..."hal gill's long stick that you like to talk about" haha

[madrid4life7]

whoa...

[yungstar77]

he looks like a turtle

[Weber562]

Dutchy's like give me some cap room here McGuire and keep your long stick away from me!

[ktornado]

HAHA I didn't even get up to the part with Pierre and I was already dying laughing..

"Mike Comrie signs a 1 year, $4M Deal with the Islanders" HAHAHAHAHAHA

[eXeDGaming]

fuckin james duthie looks like a monkey hahah

[Beantown37]

"your an anouncer with a long stick" ok then pierre

[chadylack]

TSN broadcast with Pierre "the turtle" McGuire and Gord "where's my chin" Miller.

[canuckz]

Mr Peanut

[aaronaaron1996]

hahhah this is so funny. He is such a douche

[ChrisMolyneaux93]

Is he not turtley enough for the turtle club?

Turtle Turtle!

[zetterburg40]

Ooohhh Pierre what were you thinking by saying that on national television

[vanillafrapp73]

Pierre's fave stick is Richards'. They have sucky-fucky time before and after games. 

[theheismans2]

he's a bit of a close talker

[myPAINisSELFchosen85]

he is like the literal translation for a pecker head

[SuperWinnaWinna]

FACT: Pierre McGuire forces other men to rape him

[injury]

lol he is creepy but he is a genius...i hate the hate on him but he sets himself up for it LOL

[injected777]

HAHAHHAHAHAHHAHHA

[stewardo]

he looks like a fucking TURTLE!!!!

[DrSquiresMD]

I can't believe he said that. Agreed that I hate his face.

[EvrGrnOldboy]

oh pierre, you are too much



[tommyhollis]

wouldnt you just love to sucker punch Pierre McGuire.

[shoey920]

Pierre is a comic genius.

[hockeydylan94]

watch out! Pierre knows you have a long stick...

[grgl89]

note how his left hand is in his pocket...and its moving.......?

[MrDono14]

"you're an announcer with a long stick from time to time".....questionable word choice..

[tfc91420]

he reminds me of a mix between caillou and franklin the turtle

[pazomblez]

@tfc91420

ROFL

[Kep0v]

@tfc91420 That is the most true comment here

[REPINTDOT]

@tfc91420 LMFAO

[killeraddiction]

@tfc91420 Most accurate statement in the history of ever.

[tfc91420]

@killeraddiction lol thanks



[italianstalion04]

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha­hahahahahahaha

[tylerdurdonxx]

what a creep. he wants to fuck that other guy

[TehKaiser]

Man, he had a creepy smile throughout that segment.

[chris1994ification]

he's gay

[jonesvillian]

Pierre is fucking hilarious. fuck the Pierre haters

[shoplifting1is1fun]

@jonesvillian

Haters gonna hate. Pierre gives commentary with creepy gay undertones, and doesn't give a shit.

[zepoopendorf]

"Oh, let me just turn sideways and awkwardly face you. That way people can see how small my head is compared to my body."

[MrDono14]

@zepoopendorf i lold at your comment.

[x21Frets]

@zepoopendorf dude I'm crying laughing that's funny

[coryboy619]

@zepoopendorf LMFAO HAHAHAHAHAHA

[G0odf3lla]

@zepoopendorf that is a monster comment

[MarryMeMaryJane420]

@zepoopendorf hahahahaha good one!

[yusafzai08]

why are they standing so close to each other?

[Sicj]

That was without a doubt a GAY MOMENT!

[Sicj]

bwahahah yeah.. STEP OFF MAN... you are to fucking close..

Like Pierre is a dog.. and the other dude has a cookie to give him!

[Rsd79]

Jeez! All Mcguire had to do was look at the camera when Dutch was speaking then it would not have been so creepy.

[timinator1337]

lollllll wtff creepy

[HissMMA]

Press 1 repeatedly and it sounds like he says cock. Press 2 and it sounds like hes saying booby

[buffalobillsarethebe]

1:48 Hal Gill *Pierre evil smile*

[XxJENNEX03xX]

pierre is the biggest idiot who ever comentated a hockey game... he knows nothing about hockey except the names of the players

[zippy476]

What the fuck is with his body to head ratio. Motherfucker looks photo shopped.

[scarbadk]

Is Pierre MnGuire fat? Or is it just a poorly taylored suit?

[vanillafrapp73]

@scarbadk He's an oompa loompa! hahahahaha

[hgyture2347]

Definately a robot designed to talk about sports. But it  failed horribly.

[sweiland75]

Pierre is guilty of violating peoples physical comfort zone.

[bluesgurugod]

It's a bit of scandal at TSN these days. They didn't know that when they brought Pierre on board that he and Dutch would be lovers. Pierre has a hard time not thinking about Dutch's "stick" - especially when he's standing right next to him! Everyone already new that Dutch was a switch hitter - all that makeup and lipstick kind of gave it away - but Pierre caught them by surprise. We have to accept homos these days and not discriminate. Hopefully these two can keep a lid on it and remain pros...

[ski4life19]

Youre an announcer with a long stick from time to time ??????

[TheCroatiaKid]

"he's got that long stick - as you like to talk about" ha ha ha, Pierre is hilarious!

[TheGallantandChalent]

LMAO this is the creepiest guy ever

[019Redwings]

Well, people, say hello to the newest member on the VERSUS network... Pierre McGuire.

[wiisports505]

OttawaGh0st's parody of this was so fucking funny

[vaginabeard]

hes grinding up on dutchy haha

[JJJJNobody]

Dutch seem very uncomfortable while Pierre seem to enjoy it...

[Nathanwmang]

The creepy part is at 1:51 for me. That's just wrong!

[adg2142]

hes soo fat.. with sucha a small head

[BrockWall2929]

Pierre likes Darren's big body presence

[Majoritiez]

I thought it was awkward how close he was standing, and how he would stare at the other guy. bahaha

[ddboris]

he look like a tiny fat bald ignorant

[Scars4lyfe08]

LMFAO what!?

[shiznak55]

WOW.......what a friggin retard.

[LauraBee18]

It's so weird how his body is round and kinda large yet his head is tiny..

[eliran28]

the hell is wrong with this guy

[bombersfan96]

After Piere says the long stick part look at Bob Mackenzie in the background he says "What!!! And he works for TSN 1:48 to the end. SO FUNNY

[ottawan613]

/watch?v=Jcr1H1rFv2E&feature=r­elated

Halarious parody dub over of this video