Shit UBC Says

[kimtsan]

uh-buh-ssai

[AdaLiu]

Noooo the engineering cairn!!!

[weiRdFishYorke]

instagram ~~!

[LeathaFace17]

Lol the Buchanan part is so true. I fooking hate navigating my around that maze

[blueberrysun18]

Starcraft 1? Please.

[TheAguile]

bom bom bom. bom bom bom bom bom bom. bom bom bom dabom bom.

[alamiadam333]

LOL "I'd like to state something I already know in the form of a question" I hate those people

[medicalhockey]

the professor questions....mannnnn I HATE THOSE PEOPLE.

how about

"ohh no man, i didn't study. Im definitely going to fail that test"

next day

"omg i cant believe it, i got an 88"

[cakecakecake1]

uOttawa's and UBC's are the best ones I've seen, queens was trash..

[ShugglesStuff]

sooo funny!!! lmaoo

[tmyl]

this is kinda boring ...

[cjr0909]

The Korean never said that this guy's a noob, he said he shitted a lot of shit.

[m0lina]

hahahahah best part 2:32

[glycoproteins]

the one in the plaid is kinda cute :P

[angel8muffin]

@threehundredtwo I heard he's an old proff that just reads the paper every day in the exact same spot

[epawchosing]

I ALWAYS USED TO SLEEP IN THE AQUATIC CENTRE.

[danbeb]

GATEMAN!

[megul84]

not that I am biased but really I didnt laugh for ones through out the whole video. SFU one is like the best among the other univ. ones. sorry!!

[royzhou888]

You should hav film the old man who always sit at the sub

[threehundredtwo]

@royzhou888 Yeah, who is that? I've always wanted to speak to him but he always intimidates me. I wonder why he's always at the sub.

[hollismasoncreative]

@royzhou888 Rest in peace, dear old man.

[frysdog93]

This wasn't that bad!. Especially compared to the other university ones.

[katzekralle]

Bwahahahahahahahahahahahaha!

[danbeb]

Those smart asses who ask questions to sound smart can go screw themselves.

[nlanfran1]

needs a part 2!

[ktg1134]

HAHA i've had the same problem with the aquatic centre's doors!

[relmneiko]

I lol'd at the Korean guys playing Starcraft. OMG there's a few of them in Irving on the computers every night

[BlizzGo]

@relmneiko

lol koreans do the same at SFU as well.

[kennethmccorkell]

NERDS

[ArdentHeat]

And not a single Engineer was seen =(

[barackaflackabaracka]

@rachelgreenbbt How many rough drafts did you go through before you posted this gem?

[MrGreatMonkey]

Queen's was so much better, their just better than you. 

[milanaspe1]

@MrGreatMonkey this is awkward.....before you start bashing one university in favour of another I'd check my grammar.

[thadex454]

how many people actually work in irving?

[chkoe96]

Were those korean guys playing starcraft?

[spla08]

What this tells me: white doods from UBC are boring. Waste of three minutes 'cause I already knew that. That's why I married a brown dood from SFU. ;)

[unseenpratt]

@spla08 Cool story bro! 

[TheHodgeson07]

LOL searched up this video while Tetris was loading... ahaha

[inspiredworld]

Is this why they painted the E? For this video? Hahahahahaha

[greendayy710]

@inspiredworld nope they painted the E for arts week

[fairiehearts]

haha didn't get the ubc jokes but defs got the general university ones

[Ozzgree]

That guy really sucks at Tetris.

[scholar819]

SPEAK LOUDER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[yazukaz]

We have a whale??

[PaulCrichton]

i don't feel alone anymore!

[slimjimownz]

what nub dual wields an ancient nord swrod and a steel mace...

[cobaltxnights]

INSTAGRAAAAAAAM

[s12346520]

STOP PAINTING OUR ENGINEERING E!!!!!!!

[MoncriefIsMe]

One of these guys is so cute!

[BlueJudySuite]

Ubco Repsent. Haterz.

[renerene11]

that was a fucking shitty video. i dont like it. at all. nor does k-dog.

[ruthiebutz15]

I don't even go to UBC and laughed so hard.. Then again I do leave near UBC..

[ownage999912]

this is gold

[melmoosa]

lol this is pretty funny

[JihaeC]

Yay UBC :)

[aereid6]

omg arrow to the knee really... its bad enough when im playing CS hahahah!

[mzhalfer]

"that girl is beautiful...i think she might be half asian"..."that explains everything..." come to u calgary, we need more of you hahahaha :)

[aranhilfp01]

BEATY MUSEUM!

[jimmyjamjombi]

Average.

[stefantronics]

2:25 is pretty accurate

[agrelon]

@stefantronics Yep.

[quickstrike93]

On "Shit Queen's Says" someone commented that the UBC one was better...

that's false lol, this one is gaaaaarbage

[hollismasoncreative]

@quickstrike93 Do you think you put enough As in garbage there? I never went around saying this video was better than any other video, and the fact that I made this content neutral was because I wanted as many people as possible to enjoy it without being left out or offended. I don't even get how anyone would even make a comparison because unless you go to that school it won't be funny to you. If you go to UBC and this wasn't funny to you, then I guess you can't please everyone.

[theshawkernator]

@hollismasoncreative

You, Sir, Just won that fight.

[Adam13115511]

I wanna go to UBC for business but my average so far is only 83%

[farrahisawalrus]

Hahaha. Those damn Buchanan buildings. One moment you're in Buchanan A and then BOOM, all of a sudden you're in Buchanan B and you wonder how the hell you got there. It was even worse during construction and there were all those detours. So confusing.

[danbeb]

Sauder student: Loser arts people couldn't get into commerce.

Arts student: Greedy commerce bastard. Stop thinking you are a boss

[fuzzb0y]

@danbeb Arts kid: I've got to get back to Buchanan and learn about how corporations are fucking the world

Commerce kid: or you could join in...

[kimtsan]

HAHAHHAHAHAH AWESOME <3

[PrincessBonBon]

buchanan maze ftw!

[xXMageWannaBEEXx]

Was that supposed to be funny?

[unseenpratt]

@xXMageWannaBEEXx I have a feeling you don't attend UBC.

[mrtnt1717]

INNSSTAAGRRAAMMM. LOOL

[dorkdivisionnandy]

Ubusaa hahahhaha

[flatericccc]

this is legitimately terrible, the voices are too low / unclear

[dowune]

i love the buchanan guy :)

one of my favourite parts of the video

[crawford8991]

As soon as that faggot said arrow to the knee joke I closed the video

[MegaSmerff]

@crawford8991 You used to not post worthless comments. Then you took an arrow to the knee.

[myasskick]

defacing the E in broad daylight

1 down 92 to go for them

[1anonymousmouse]

half of this isnt even UBC specific lol, just CDN uni, but still good :)

[dianapanny]

1:25. True.

[albert275]

Gotta get more original now.

[calamityrachel]

I LOVE THIS!!!! Mad props!!!

[Kmanthegoonie]

Slow...



[TheUnseentom]

@Kmanthegoonie thats ok you will get it

[thealuminumfoiled]

U should do shit vancouverites say.

[aaronschainm]

what

[AlphaAsthetics]

@Justice4x represent

[breigden]

55 ppl went to sfu

[ziyababy]

Hilarious!!!

[PaulmanC]

Oh my goodness, BROOD WAR at 2:12 :O (w/ real Koreans)

[sniperme]

u guys left out the awesome pit.............not

[TomPVideo]

2:12 while walking to a seat in Koerner library during exams I passed at least 1/2 dozen people watching Starcraft replays.

[geliee]

"Excuse me professor, I would like to state what I already know in the form of a question?"

^ this, all day every day

[angerbell3]

freaking awesome. lol i have actually said 90% of this shit around our campus.

[KnightRite]

This gets a favorite because of the arrow to the knee joke =P

[mitchell3270]

makes ubc students look dumb so ya kinda just did your university a bad one#

[Tdehman]

@mitchell3270 Its called humor :D

[mjson89]

hahahahahahahah like it

[MarkiesBuddy]

Wooooh SFU



[vinoberg]

Am I commenting in Buchanan D?

[1dokbokki]

GATTEEEMAAAN

[Justice4x]

pff arts, and sauder. engineering pwns u all

[degso0]

The Korean translation is all wrong! They said:

"I pooped a crap load of poop."

"Haha, you gettin' stomach aches?"

"Yeah..."

"Where'd all the snow go anyway?"

"It rained a lot man."

[fo13ulous]

@degso0 HAHAH good ears

[sakaklovas]

Great video. So true!!! All of it.

[eveshima]

=..=" =)

[hmloughin]

GATEMAAAAAAAAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[fuzzay]

This was the shittiest video of all shitty videos.

[sVmboday]

right.....

[danieltelado]

instagraaaaaaam

[MegamanTrigger7]

"I think she might be half Asian."

"That would explain everything..."

XD, you have no idea how many times me and my friends say this. ♥ Half Asians

[3alwayshome3]

WHY DONT THEY JUST CALL IT THE UBC!?!?! hahaha 2:46

[Iwishilivedinnarnia]

make more- please

[TheRegalMoose]

HAHAHA! This is awesome,1:22 my exact reaction to the whale! DID WE ALWAYS HAVE A WHALE?

2:00 posting on...?

[sicklovestudios]

What's the friendliest way of saying I'm flinging poo from Gastown at the creators of this video

[EuphoricLandings]

Hahaha, Buchanan is way too true.

Awesome video! Hope you guys do a part two!

[845Heaven1]

dbtngns00 i love how whenever you see an asian playing sc you automatically presume that they are korean :) pathetic

[kattyc]

@845Heaven1 It wasn't Korean they were speaking??

[AwkwardBrunette]

You should make one with all the inappropriate things.

[Starbursts007]

Excuse me professor? I'd like to state something in the form of a question... LOL yes

[TheCalendarUBC]

Awesome. Awesome. Awesome.

We posted it on TheCalendar.Ca and the facebook page.

Also much love at 0:06 !

[euphem]

p.s. what was he saying @ 1:24?

[arschalhoub]

@euphem GATEEEEMANNNN

[euphem]

hahaha the pool door thing is so true. i do that every time.

[Xzero1]

SFU - now accepting UBC rejects

[dbtngns00]

Love how the Koreans say stuff and the subtitles mean totally different things :)

[ekid777]

Is this Buchanan C?

[bobili87]

"phh...arts"

"phhh....sauder"

TRUE



[spacebjorn]

no sense of humor whats so ever.

[kim90jg]

Great job guys!

[Jamfilms2000]

Cheers to BC made "Shit ___ Say" Videos! Good job guys, congrats on all your hits. Feel free to check out "Shit Filmmakers Say" which was done by Capilano University students... Yeah its a University... Deal with it!

[EHISH]

OMG LOL THIS WAS LIKE SOOO FUNNY OMG HOLY OMG LOL HAH FUNNY THIS WAS

[xEllykinzorsopz]

lalwlawlawlawl @ the skyrim reference

[Samsonisgod]

LOL@korean with starcraft in the library....

[VeiledLies]

22 people got lost trying to find Buchanan B.

[LimesAreOranges]

UBC = University of Billion Chinese

[mouncec]

"some we just missed and some which were too inappropriate" Learned from the grade 9 trip to the principles office in Mme. Nazemi's class did we?? Seriously though, this is hilarious. "That would explain EVERYTHING" hahahaha.

[BananaYanana]

NOT ENOUGH ASIANS

[Huffalumpsnwoozles]

Buchanan. Everyone hates you.

[Huffalumpsnwoozles]

Buchanan. Everyone hates you.

[Huffalumpsnwoozles]

Buchanan. Everyone hates you.

[Huffalumpsnwoozles]

Buchanan. Everyone hates you.

[rachelanyi]

"Instagrammm!!" omg i did that the other day too!!!

[cookievo]

rolf @ sleeping in the aquatic centre

[bigban1989]

"Excuse me professor. I would like to state something I already know in the form of a question." or "I have a question... it really doesn't have to do with anything we're learning now but... " <-- There's at least one fucking guy who does this in every class... Fucking hell.

[jonarita69]

You guys absolutely have to do a part 2!!!

[ilovegreentrees07]

AHAHAHAHAHA BUCHANAN! SO TRUE!

[BBQPeanut]

I've never heard ANYONE say these things. Except those things said in class, which is in every school..

[takagifitz]

@BBQPeanut cool story bro

[jonarita69]

LOL love it, EVERYTHING is so true!!!

[meonfire11]

THIS IS BRILLIANT.

[randay92]

That part @ 1:47 had me laughing soo hard. So fucking true!

[ChunnianOne]

dat swimming pool 2/F

[amour16]

So good and so true. I'd like to state something I already know in the form of a question? There's always that one person in every class.

[jessetheyeti]

3 people are red coats

[ftangubc]

MACRO MORE SO MANY MINERALS BANKED

[hotlikesummer]

I ACTUALLY DO WANT A BLUE CHIP COOKIE RIGHT NOW

[policenthieves27]

"Is this Buchanan _?" guy = story of my life. Total architectural free-for-all.

[dpflrdms]

I can't believe it

This video reads my mind

[thnguyen24]

SC1? Cmon... It's SC2 already

[randhill]

GATEMANNNNNNNNNNNNNNN

[KarrionD13]

@randhill .... I dont get it. O_O what are they talking about?

[randhill]

@KarrionD13 It's an Econ Prof that teaches almost everyone in UBC xD and has some reputation associated with him lol

[KarrionD13]

@randhill OH! You THAT Gateman... Yeah, he's really creepy. O_o A friend of mine dropped out of his class because he was openly flirting with her after the lecture. yikes.