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  • OH nice, u got a great sword... I got a Gun! Come at me now! LOL

  • masculinity >9000

  • tHIS FUCKING SWORD SUCKS DICK TOSH.0 BROKE THIS SHIT LIKE NOTHING

  • Omg he pop'ed an entire baloon !!

  • 'how do you beat that?'...a lightsaber

  • My professor told me about this. XD

  • It really looks like the pull ups really bent the blade, you just cut the tape to the guy holding it straight but you can see its bent...

  • @ProjectMayhem20 it's designed to flex, not break

  • @ProjectMayhem20 Just to confirm.

    Blades are designed to bend rather than snap, because anything which would be strong enough to stay rigid while a person does pullups with it would either be too brittle to use (it would shatter as soon as you hit something) or would be too thick to cut well (and of course too heavy).

    If it snaps back to its proper shape, that is a quality blade, a cheap/poorly made blade will stay bent.

  • your telling me that pork sword can pop a balloon

  • I bought this to defend me against a thunder storm. The lightning bolt struck the blade and it then flew back at the storm causing the clouds to explode.

  • I love how they cut shit and then pose like bosses

  • does it come with a scabbard?

  • @MrZoid1980 no, the great sword does not come with a sheath

  • Never mind wrong video

  • I'm going to do that to my dog(s)

  • this must be a great way 2 realive stress

  • compare it to a japanese samurai sword

  • I WANT ONE

    

  • Why are they allways cutting dead piggies???? I do not like that!

  • Can you try ballistic gel torsos?

  • Did they fill those boots with meat?

  • @AxDxM yes we did. That was a strange day at the office :)

  • Wow it pops baloons?

  • 1;24

    Fuck Yeah

  • Great uses:

    Killing animals

    Killing your neighbors

    Killing that bitch that just cut you off while she was on her cell phone

    AND MUCH, MUCH MORE!!!!

  • How do you do with Kevlar?

  • Made in China like the rest of the other junk from Cold Steel?

  • BBFUCKIN Q!

  • FUCK YEA

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  • There are a few of your swords I really like. The Napoleon - The Hand and a half (and it's little sister Dagger) and even your Warrior Katana... but BY GOD this sword is the most amazing thing I have ever seen!

    I want one!

    I really, REALLY want one!

  • @boratstuntdouble Believe me, someone with skill weilding this sword will surprise you. It is a very versatile weapon that is incredibly deceptive

  • Oh how in the name of King Arthur can I survive without a Great Sword in the ruthless wilderness called the 21st century? I guess I'm helpless...

  • @LatePerkele Maybe not helpless but certainly less awesome than you could be ;)

  • @csknives I have seen and even tested the durability of many of your weapons, and believe me i know there the finest crafted in the world, but I hope you have seen the Daniel Tosh video where he manages to break the handle of the Great Sword and almost cause a what could have been horrific accident. I'm curious as to if his stunt of breaking a log of firewood in half might have caused it?

  • @mcgrahamkracker We saw the show. The sword handled the abuse amazingly well. It was only after repeated overstrikes into wood that the handle failed. We enjoy the show and Tosh is a funny guy but if he wants to chop wood he should use one of our axes :)

  • working for you guys must be the best job in the world

  • @loadedClownZ It's a tough job but someone's gotta do it :)

  • I found my zombie weapon

  • Reasonably priced? The hell it is!

  • @barenzy for over 55 inches of battle ready awesomeness? I think it's a bargain! :)

  • they should use it at a slaugterhouse

  • How do you sharpen them?

  • @diorocks6 check out the FAQ section on our website.

  • fuck that haha the chinese war sword is SOOO much better. jesus if you miss with that thing in a real sword battle then you're dead... the other person is using a dagger you miss the guy just rushes and stabs... inefficient in my opinion.

  • @DubstopherWubson13 The Great Sword is an incredibly capable sword in the right hands. I have seen skilled fighters use these swords at a variety of ranges (they can be used with almost a "half swording" style and also be used like a bayonet very efficiently). A skilled weilder can also use the pommel and the guard of the sword as weapons in their own right). It's only "inefficient" if you don't know how to use it :)

  • @DubstopherWubson13 generally missing with any blade is game over in a real battle. A dagger has it's own weakness in lack of range, it's not the weapon, but the person wielding it.

  • THIS IS SO COOL!!!!!!

  • NEEEEEEEEEEEEERD!!!!!!!!!

  • its makes my every fantasy battle become real, I am on the Fields of Pelenor hacking away at Orcs

  • sure a greatsword will protect you against wood,brick.dead pigs,cow heads,and blocks of ice but when you pull this out against a guy with a 12 guage shotgun or some other firearm you sir are fucked.

  • @danguitar91 Sure, a 12 guage shotgun will protect you against wood,brick.dead pigs,cow heads,blocks of ice and a greatsword but when you pull this out against a guy with a Predator Drone or some other longer-range ballistic cruise missile you sir are fucked.

  • @ContradictoryNature shit! man if the time ever came where you had to face a guy with a predator drone or some other long-range ballistic cruse missile the only way to win is to fire chuck norris at him with a catapult :P that would fuck anyone's shit up.

  • Practical? No. Cool? Eh.

  • 4:54 "If you're stong enough to weild a greatsword, it's an enormous advantage in any fight"

    Ok, so i just bring my greatsword to bars with me?

  • yh the serial killer thing was a joke unless you didnt notice

  • a greatsword isnt great to me unless the blade is 10 inches wide, anyway how does this do against people? im a serial killer and im interesting in purchasing this blade

  • i know some angry birds who might enjoy this ....

    

  • Will they allow this thru airport security ?

  • @gargamel55 It can be considered a lethal weapon, so most likely not. While the design is simplistic compared to the firearms we use today, i've got no doubt a Cold Steel Zweihander could easily kill an airport security guard wielding a nightstick.

  • They aren't swordsmen, that's for sure

  • how many different great swords were used during this video? I can't imagine the same sword being able to handle that much without some sort of damage.

  • @Hipojak We used the same sword for the entire demonstration. A lot of these tests are abusive and it certainly wasn't as sharp at the end of the tests as it was when it started but it was still going strong.

  • is it possible to get one in canada? because if so then cold steel will have one happy customer.

  • Dear Santa

  • 'what did you do at work today dad ?'

    'i cut shit up with a greatsword'

  • i do not envy whoever has to clean all the pig up

  • @J20M10R that's the owner of the company and the designer of the sword.

  • @csknives I would be inclined to ask "So what?" as if being the owner makes the guy any less overweight. However, to my surprise, I am remiss. I started watching some of the other product videos, mostly just for a good chuckle at the owner's expense, and have ended up highly considering a purchase of the Italian longsword or the Hand-And-A-Half sword. Until now, I have been a Darksword fan and was all set to but the DSA Dane Sword. I will check it out more on MyArmoury

  • @J20M10R to "Buy" not "But". ....to BUY a Darksword. But seriously, despite my earlier satire, I am seriously looking at the Cold Steel. Would anyone happen to know how the edges are groud? Is it part of the forging/finishing, or is the edge put on "After the fact," which leaves two bevels and in my limited experience make a huge difference in the cutting properties of the sword.

  • @csknives That is awesome, don't pay any mind to the trolls on the internet, keep making great swords and you will have fans like me! :)

  • @J20M10R who whoa whoa, hes not ridiculously overweight. Or that old

  • buying this is a bit pointless, If someone sees you walking over the street with THAT, he wont even CONSIDDER attacking you...

  • what kind of sheath does it come with and can i get it custom made?

  • @NOOSETTKODANDYOU the great sword doesn't come with a sheath

  • as much as I agree with the fact that the great sword is a valuable asset and a powerful weapon to those who can wield it, but if someone closes the distance between the weapon then it becomes a bit like paperweight, but it is still an awesome sword

  • @martin14941 the secondary handle allows you to choke up on the sword and the ring guard can be held to use the sword like a bayonet or spear. The heavy pommel also makes a formidable bludgeoning weapon. If you train with a Great Sword there are many options regardless of range. It's an awesome sword that grows with you. As your skill and knowledge increases the sword is there for you. I like it a lot :)

  • @csknives I know I get it. I'm just pointing out that there are many ways to out manouver weapons of different shapes and sizes, but I actually do love the great sword so nice work :D XD

  • @martin14941 that's why there are counters and feints...and feints within feints...oh, the fun of swordfighting :)

  • @csknives BTW I'm curious to know from what era that sword is from, from what I figured I'd say that it could be from the late 14th century

  • @martin14941 I'm not sure. I'm not a member of R&D and wasn't involved in the design or research of this particular product. I'll try and find out...

  • Skyyyrim....

  • skyforge rulez

  • Nice, love those weapon demonstrations. Also works well at debunking the mythos of greatsowrds and zweihänder being slow.

  • This sword comes in handy during day-to-day domestic situations. See, I'm the Lord of a northern castle and I sometimes have to execute deserters from the Night's Watch. I bought one of these greatswords and named it "Ice". It beheads beautifully! I haven't botched a single beheading. Boy, I sure wouldn't like to be on the receiving end of this badboy...

  • 3:52 SOLD !!

  • wow thats a ugly sword

  • NOOOOO!!! My Boots!

  • Manliest guy ever.

  • This video made me hungry.

  • I HAVE THE POWEERRRRRRR

  • I found this easy to masturbate to

  • What's the DPS of that thing? Is it higher than a Katana's?

  • I want this guys autograph lol...

  • @OriginOfGunner come see us at one of our events or at a show and I'm sure he'll happily give you an autograph :)

  • By the power of Greyskull!

  • This is the manliest thing I've ever seen.

  • Some of the poses that Lynn does are hilarious! But I would probably do the same if I owned cold steel lol

  • do you get any complaints from Vegans? lol

  • next time: cutt diamonds

  • some of the worst thrusts ive ever seen but still i want that sward

  • oh cold steel how you tempt me with swords of awesomeness when i dont have any money at all >.<

  • *Waves giant sword around.* HEY YOU KIDS, GET OFF MY LAWN!!!!!

  • well, now I know what I'm gonna use to chop up my meat for dinner!

  • can I work at cs? I feels to me like you guys have alot of barbecues

  • @YURISALVATION All the meat utilized in this video was carefully preserved and donated to the Ventura County Rescue Mission, but we did have a lot of fun cutting it up :)

  • @csknives Who ate the pig head?

  • @johnman1911 LOL I don't think anyone ate that

  • @csknives Is this Lynn Thompson? I like every product I ever bought from you guys. May I get some free stuff for making you laugh and endorsing your products? If not I would really like a job in the design department thanks.

  • @johnman1911 LOL I'm not Lynn

  • @csknives Show me the money! I seriously do like every cold steel product I ever bought.

  • @csknives Pork Chops anyone give me a viking sword and ill make pork chops.

  • why are there no greatkatanaswords what so ever made ?!

  • @Shetyre check out the Nodachi. I think you might like it :)

  • everything you do in this video is what i plan on doing when my daughter brings home her first boyfriend.

  • Those demonstrations were fucking awsome! I really liked the way it sliced through the pig and cattle skulls, those skulls are incredably thick.

  • I will buy one :D

  • Great weapon! It's called a Zweihander, though.

  • gun beats sword

    

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  • I want this guys job

  • Great sword but why would u need it? wouldnt it be a bit wierd if someone was walking around in public with a massive sword slung on his back?

  • 1:30 EWWWWWW

  • are the boots filled with meat sold separately?

  • @rdeluca2000 I'm afraid you have to make your own Meat Boots. They don't travel well...

  • You don't throw a frickin sword

  • @bigwater36 maybe you don't but we do...because we can LOL

  • lose weight to the point where your not out of breath after 3 swings and then ill buy one

  • @CPAR15 Learn some respect and maybe we'll sell it to you

  • @csknives hes got a point and btw this video makes me NEVER want to buy a sword from you, it might be the best sword in the world but this video makes it look cheap and tacky also you sell swords lose the 10 dollar suit its not a business meeting

  • Best video evar

  • 2:54 Hold on, boots?

    2:57 Hold on, boots!

  • Its from skyrim

  • Your telling me that thing can pop a ballon!!!! Holy shit!!!!!

  • I used to have on of those on Runescape!!!

  • when pigs fly, this man will be ready...

  • wow, it pops balloons! extreme!

  • who cares that he has a massive sword, most people could easily outrun him...

  • Who are these things being made for? If you need a sword to survive your day-to-day life, perhaps you need to think about some of your life choices.

  • @ratpoisoner666 Your day to day life DOESN'T require one of these? I'm sorry to say it's just too awesome for you :(

  • @ratpoisoner666 Are you kidding me? If you need a sword to survive your day-to-day life, tell me about your life choices, I want that life. That's awesome.

  • @ratpoisoner666 When seconds count, the police are minutes away. Do you think a home invader would rather face a scared woman alone with gun or a great sword?

  • @ratpoisoner666 You're just a milk drinker. you wouldn't know how to defend yourself. you don't have a Cold Steel Greatsword

  • @ratpoisoner666 Three words: zombie apocalypse survivors. You laugh now, but see if you can laugh when the zombies come.

  • The crazy shit it THEY used swords like that to fight wars :D nasty battles for real :S

  • A guy with a gun can overpower you and take advantage of, even if you have the greatsword or not. we need full kevlar armour to protect us

  • By the grace of my lord, I will use this great sword to slay the demons of my mind!

    ..or just look at it a bunch and accidentally break the picture frame on the coffee table.

  • He made that balloon his bitch

  • Finally a sword for breaching castles killing peasants and claiming land..

  • when tosh.0 used it the handle broke off

  • @cocainelsdxtc He over-struck it repeatedly against a lump of wood until the handle failed. The sword blade was undamaged. He's a funny guy, but next time he chops wood I hope he uses one of our axes ;)

  • @csknives so it can cut steel but not wood?

  • who are you fighting with where that thing is reasonable? i mean i want one. its awesome. but i don't see how it is at all justifiable to get one.

  • @tyleraz24 self defense for the street in the 16 century? there are manuals for it, specially useful against multiple opponents with inferior weapons... guess not a modern weapon:)

  • looks like there´s pork for dinner

  • The local butcher must be loving life.

  • dad whats for dinner? pork for rest of the month!

  • 3:52 MAHHHHH BAAALOOOON!!!!!!

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  • why does this make me want to play skyrim ?_?

  • @youtubing9000 Why does this make you want to play Skyrim? Because you have never played Dark Souls. :P

  • these guys makes me want to go back to the middle ages with their swords

  • I wonder, was that mail rivited? I think it's weird it was pierced so easily.

  • 5:58 an ice rope! 6:05 oh... dude just a normal one...

  • It's like a baby zweilhander from Dark Souls :3

  • i bought your cold steel katana machete im extreamly happy with it i was chopping some stuff in half as i went to swing i was on a angle and i hit a bit of stone i saw something fly in the air i was like omg no please no i looked around on the sword not even a scratch i was amazed when you said it knocks off hard blows in you katana machete video you were right.

  • ...why hit a balloon? any way, gonna have to save $550 >.<

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  • The fact that the guy rsn like 15 feet to pop a balloon means the blade isnt all too sharp, just top heavy

  • 4:00 Tis but a scrach...