Bite Me - The Gamer's Zombie Apocalypse Series - "Craigslist Guy" (Exclusive Machinima.com Live Action Series)

[YoungOneJim]

My weapons: baseball bat- Lever action rifle- auto pistol and an mp5

[technonickhun]

There's a katana hangin' on the wall and what they use....AN UMBRELLA!!!

[crismartinez105]

dude i love how they make you wanna see more!!!

[Virgo1x1]

2:02 There is a katana right there that you could have used instead of an umbrella.!!

[Bloodhound430]

@Virgo1x1 that's the joke...

[MultiBossMonkey]

Check out my vids evrybody

[93Gamerz]

0:12 its so nice ozzy did help doing the movie without any makeup

[killerlevon]

2:07 we need a way to get past that zombie, walk pass sword i know, use a umbrella

[kgc4201]

@killerlevon yes they acted like they didnt see it while filming of course a smart guy would use the katana but in the film their characters were dumb so they didnt see it

[DutzZyku]

wow



[srgv61]

Nice cut... Not! D:

[Coukincho]

@undeadhalo Forever alone? Ha.

[undeadhalo]

i like turtle

[undeadhalo]

@undeadhalo your so hot i want to suck on your dick

[megamouck]

First time watching this before season two. Questions so far, How is this happening? Why didn't he use the katana on the wall. lulz.

[ShaunRyanMcLaughlin]

why didn't he just use that sweet ass katana @2:01 to cut the zombie?!?!

[stooge389]

Yeah use the umbrella instead of the ninja sword on the wall xD

[jorde364]

so they use an umbrella after pacing infront of a Sumari Sword

[coolscotchboy]

@jorde364 LOL that was the whole point... So you would notice! :3

[Mefordatbox]

@jorde364 It was a katana :P

[Miolletr]

I'm from Poland and I dont understand good them(I'm now only good in writing) but this is awsome and I will continue to watch this video :D

[MrCommanderpotato]

lol 343 dislikes ...just sayin

[Teabaggsofglory]

Use the katana, Nova would be proud.

[TwiXEm0Core]

sweaty tits wew

[0reoven0m]

this is the old machinima we all love

[ChiefRunningWall]

The cinematography in all these Machinima videos is really awesome.

[ilendboi97]

if have a weapon in your room then us it use the katanna.

[snichkilla13]

doeS ANYTHING POP OUT!? EH?

[ShoTGunKid01]

the end gave me goosebumps

[davin6006bv]

He has a katana right behind him chop off his fcuking head!

[mavrickabb]

show is really good. i call for a kickstater I would down some money to see more

[TickedOffPsyduck]

Hello

[REC0N57G]

Mike is so angry cause hes horny

[FlawlessSin11]

Anyone else waiting for Ryan (aka "Craigslist guy") To say wabba my icing?

[tayyabno10]

See why I keep an AA-12 shotgun at my house?

[MayzGaming]

Glad Their making A Season Two :3

[TimberedHarborHero]

i think that sword is just a toy

[NotEvenOptimusPrime]

Lol at sausuke poster

[Niludjenkins]

My arsenal for zombie appocalypse, Katana, Ak, magnum and a slint lock pistol with one round, so if i was bitten i wouldn't become a zombie 

[vaperfrog]

@Niludjenkins Flintlock?

[Niludjenkins]

@vaperfrog If im going ot im goin out with class

[xj496]

@Niludjenkins Thats a nice setup.

[naMhtaeD]

@Niludjenkins bad ass idea

[kdb878]

@Niludjenkins its flint lock you fucking retard... youd never get a working one either youd want a percussion cap pistol

[Niludjenkins]

@kdb878 whos retarded the one who makes the Typo or the on to stupid to realize it was a typo 

[kdb878]

@Niludjenkins this is less rude but im an actual shooter my polite suggestions is an AR-15 (the civ version of the m16/m4) The army uses the gun of the same calibur so you could just pick up their ammo.

[TheBRYAN1582]

I love zombies xD

[TheBRYAN1582]

There's a sword like right there and they use a ambruela...

[Hijynx87]

@TheBRYAN1582 umbrella, and SPOILER ALERT: you find out later

[demon204reborn]

i like how they dont pick up the samurai sword lol

[SEGRAYDJ]

1:09

Jeff Myer Don't forget -Dead Rising 2 tonight.I'm gonna fuck u up,fool.

[TheOmega6900]

It was so funny so go to the tiolet like five times.

[Jordan44001]

Their so stupid there was a sword on the wall

[happyfeetful]

@Jordan44001 They were trying to make like a comendy zombie movie or something like that.

[Cooljakew]

I so scared

[rockstar5146]

5:09 he kinda looks like napolean dynamite

[MrAwesomeppl]

You find a zombie and the first fucking thing you do is post it on Facebook

[jaydude787]

Bite me... No bite you...

[MrCoolkid60000]

get the goddamn katana from off the wall

[NickR20104]

NEW SEASON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



[usbtommyboy1]

[At twitter] OMFG look at this a freaking zombie in my house :DDDDD [picture]

[SuperKillerlion]

did they just use a unbrila instead of a sword

[TheMrNoobist]

this is like an episode of dora...we gotta yell where the katana is

[airsoftnoob321]

2:04 I have that same exact dragon poster/ scroll thing, Got it in Hawaii!!

[seceretagent12]

wow they are walking in a circle and dont notice the sword and they are walking for almost 20 seconds

[onewithbadkarma]

2:03 = best idea ever ?

[halsgamingedventure]

lol we didnt even get the red 1 yet

[supersmhb]

thumb up this

[ForcefullyRectifying]

GUYS. It's a decorative blade, it can't stab anything! xP

[gmcq27]

I don't think some people get comedy...

[killjko123]

They have a katana behind them but an umbrella is mote affective!

[geronimo020280]

The two top comments are the same ?

[Gamerzaloud]

LAWLZ THEIR OPTIONS: UMBRELLA > SWORD

[RazonOVERLORD95]

you guys just had to take the umbrella xD

[NEpatsProductions1]

@Wolf76412 It's for show

[Shadowthiefdark]

2:26 Is that doorknob put on backwards?

[AvengerKit]

@Shadowthiefdark yes it is backwards.

[Ubernubo]

why are the two top comments always the same

[David119Drh]

I thumbs up my own comment

[David119Drh]

thumbs up if you are a retard

[JaredTheHooker2]

I love how calm they are :L

[MrAxeofcapitalism]

Bite Me

>they have a sword

>use umbrella

Shaun of the Dead

>have gun

>use darts´n stuff

[MrLastlived]

@MrAxeofcapitalism FOR THE LAST TIME! THE GUN ISN'T RE- *BANG*

[flajoob]

they didnt see the sword at the time later on in the series they use it

[KEMISHTREEEEEEEEEETV]

scary!

[TheREALMRFEAR]

best episode yet!

[zark474]

everyone is crying about the katana on the wall....but if its just a copy than the umbrella is probably more usefull

[Caydeanlawler]

What happened to the dude in the yellow shirt? THERE IS A FING ZOMBIEAPOCALYPSE HAPPINING, AND UR CONSERNED ABOUT HER TITS? WOW, get your priorities straight

[eldest221]

why all videos have some dislikes

[dadadada336]

LEAVES HIS FRIEND FOR A HOT CHICK WITH A ZOMBIE IN HIW HOUSE...he is my role model

[blarmonkey]

what number is only 3 numbers long

[TheBartNew]

@blarmonkey did u not hear him call 911?

[j123yay88]

Thou shalt not covey your neighbors wife commandments are funny

[smallkitch]

They didnt use the katana cause it'd be dangerous to try make it look like he got stabbed

[Skulldragon999]

Watch 16 min. political video

Feel smarted

Then, watch video I clicked to watch about gamers fighting zombies

Feel cooler

:-D

[roxasen]

This series is full of humor and dementiality XD

[nic123dk]

why the fuck do you used the umbrella when you have a kunai and and katana but it was funny as hell when they took the umbrella insted of those

[lucariox2o]

how ironic in eps. 2 resident evil 5 poster on the wall right before he was about to get snacked on

[Coonpiss]

1:50 I love how he says "Mother Fucker!". :)

[skerdialbania4eva]

whooo the fuck in the couch listening music while there is a zombie in the bedroom

[EskimoJango]

umm there was a sword on the wall...

[Azruka]

5:10 SWEATTY NIPPLES!!!



[XXSMOK3W33D4LYPH]

There was a sammurai sword behind them

these guys are realy dumb

[SheerSniper7]

@XXSMOK3W33D4LYPH but there collectabels....

[nic123dk]

they have a kunai and a katana.... umbrella works every time

[cheatscalor]

who needs an umbrella when You haz a Bananna

[h311purg3]

I love how they use the umbrella instead of the sword hanging on the wall!! XD

[tharxboxdude]

it whas a Zombrella

[MaxCovington543]

"Did you pay the power bill?"

"No. We didn't get the red one yet." LOL

[BlackHawkPGA]

they have a katana and they use umbrella o_o

[Merczombie45]

ive actually gott 911s answering machine

[LeoLionPaws]

Dude... katana 1 meter away.

[Itakeyomoneyfool]

@LeoLionPaws that is actually a Wakizashi, it is shorter then the katana

[Ayxism]

@LeoLionPaws Fucking idiot, that's a Wakizashi. Next time shut the fuck up.

[tashtoush300]

@Ayxism Don't be such a hypocrite, correct people kindly, and with a subtle approach. No need to use vulgar language, @itakeyomonkeyfool is an excellent example of a subtle approach.

Think before you type. :)

[LeoLionPaws]

@Ayxism ooh, it is a wakizashi, looked like a katana to me. Sry.

[nintendomario007]

@LeoLionPaws they're retards.

[ben10verymad]

@LeoLionPaws maybe its fake and decore

[aartbastiaan22]

@ben10verymad no, they use it in a later episode

[tehrobotx]

@LeoLionPaws i think alot of people were yelling that at their screens XD

[Mercenarie558]

As Ellis would say, "Hey look! I got a cool-ass ninja sword!"

[soundthatgoesWUB]

y u no grab sword!!!

[nicknack7270]

How many ep are there?

[gaminginmyblood]

@nicknack7270 5 in season 1

[Firefox0744]

Hey that guy with the yellow shirt looks like that guy off of its always sunny in Philadelphia

[MrAtlantiz]

god the acting is so terrible

[ShadoShade]

@MrAtlantiz Like you could do better.

[Khair20999]

@MrAtlantiz keep ur opinions to urself

[MrAtlantiz]

@Khair20999 That's what the comment section is for

[Wolf76412]

2:05 THERES A FUCKING SWORD RIGHT THERE!!!

[Denevue]

@Wolf76412 it's a zombie comedy series, ever watch Shaun of the Dead? it's like that

[ForcefullyRectifying]

@Wolf76412 It's decorative, it can't stab anything!

[Jhhambrick]

THERES A GIANT FRIGGIN KATANA IN YOUR HOUSE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1111

[Mrxx1107]

wtf why use a umbrella when the's a samuri sword!

[TheFreddykreger]

@Mrxx1107 it's for decoration!

[rngjudgement]

OMG this is the first time i've seen a show about zombies call the zombies zombies and not walking dead, infected, space potatos or something stupid like that

[metalema6]

I love the 1:48 cosplay *o*

[owengatto]

2:00 .... There's a katana for Christ's Sake

[ZombieCamProductions]

@owengatto I've got a strange feeling that this may be the joke...

[eminemWWEfan]

2:29 RESIDENT EVIL 5 POSTER!!!!!

[Spinner899]

well they only wanted to get the zombie out not kill it

[tomhop0]

If you take a second to think about it, the irony is that there is a sword on the wall and they use an umbrella, that's the point.

[TomahawkDrew]

@tomhop0 yup. people are stupid.

[NyanCatProd]

What the fuck there's a katana in their room!

[AJITNation]

Y U NO HAVE GUNS ? ? ?

[umananest12]

@AJITNation i think its pranounced why dont you have guns.

[MrLastlived]

@AJITNation Guns cost money and those guys were probably never expecting zambies.

[wnoobvsprow]

@MrLastlived lol they play zombie games ....

[peteandkenny123]

katana!!

[silentsniper587]

Why do you use a umbrella when theres is a Dam Sword on the the wall?

[mistaDRDRAY]

@silentsniper587 Umbrellas hurt more!

[HorrorHippie33]

@silentsniper587 Becuase you have to be trained in how to properly use a katana, you just don't pick one up and start whacking zombies.

[snas0002]

@HorrorHippie33 yes u do

[kill3rbight]

@silentsniper587 fake sword. swords on wals are usaly fake, it might say battle ready but it means it can take a scratch or be dropted once ortwace but could not kill with the ease of a proper weopon.

[kill3rbight]

@silentsniper587 or twice (bad speling)

[dnbstreet]

@silentsniper587 thats what the guy i n the yellow t-shirt asked him in episode 5

[champion3433]

@silentsniper587 lol they realize that later

[nintendomario007]

@silentsniper587 they don't know till later.

[TheREALMRFEAR]

@silentsniper587 that's the point! there susposed to be funny and scared enough to shit there pants!

[raygil4728]

Did you pay the power bill? Stupid question half the town is filled with zombies and thats what you ask!!!!

[Andylink007]

y u no use samurai sword at back?

[irongut66]

i dont mind the zombies, but when the power goes out, thats when i really get scared O.O

[guereirox]

Por favor coloquem uma legenda em português.Eu sei falar um pouco inglês mas tem partes que não da de entender

[MJTOTHETOP]

Awesome

[SeventhSkyMoon]

Its decrative

[crnobijeli13]

so... there's a katana on the wall and they take an umbrella?!?

[eaesteve]

1:58 hutch?