Conch Blowers Attempt to Achieve Record

[BinkieMcFartnuggets]

Coincidentally, they've all been called "Piggy" at one point in their lives way before they started blowing Conchs.

[enuvune]

quality news.

[Truthiness231]

That record both literally and figuratively blows...

*Look at me! I'm going shave a camel while crossing the Sahara faster than anyone else ever has! And to think nobody has taken the record yet...*

Not trying to be a troll, just being honest: this is one step back for humanity.

[ZachCraft]

Sigh, so true.

[bl0000000000]

eh just let them do whatever helps them feel a little better about themselves......

[Truthiness231]

Yeah, I guess, but is it because they're Floridians, or because they're old? ^.^

How about largest collective group of retired senior citizens? That's a modest achievement and it's a goal well within reach of that group.

[bl0000000000]

No, they'd have to do something like......the largest collective group of retired senior citizens floating on their backs in the ocean.

[Shadow9392]

Lord of the Flies much?

[TheNewbAvenger]

THE MAGIC CONCH

[Hotrap86]

almost sounded like she said "127 cock blowers"

[valeriestjohn]

Yeah, but have you ever eaten Conch or seen one outside of it's shell? It's definitely an acquired taste...

[bl0000000000]

I was watchin' bizarre foods and I saw him eat it.....it was like a giant slug :D

[kylethecruel]

wtf ---- this is what people do in there spare time

[starcatcher7774]

I bet the Gay Lobby is going to call this entrapment ! Same as the new law in SF about dropping your car keys:

[clearwater04]

fail she said conk not conch

[Shadow9392]

that's how you pronounce it. YOU fail.

[bl0000000000]

learn more about the world

[davidinfo13]

you can pronounce it both ways apparently