3 Things I HATE about AUSTRALIA!

[khappiiinesss]

3 things I hate about australian stereotypes:

-How everyone else thinks we say 'good day MAYTE'

-Not all of us love meat pies and vegemite

- People do not wear singlets, thongs, bikinis and hats with corks dangling from it...

[becckkyyy100]

@khappiiinesss a lot of people actually do do all of those things lol.

cork hats are rare but ive seen a few people on hot days wear them to stop flies going on their face. and if you dont wear singlets, thongs and a bikini what else is there in hot weather/at the beach ?

[khappiiinesss]

@becckkyyy100 ohh lol true

I mostly meant about cork hats, haha idk what i was saying, anyway theyre still stereotypes, maybe i guess the last one is sort of true

[yuhsin24]

"OMG, she's making a funny face and spraying herself! Fucking classic!"

You fucking drongos are lightweight dumbshits. You'd laugh at anything, including your own waggling finger. Do the world a favour, and go kill yourselves. Or just go to the beach and lie under the sun and let skin cancer run its course.

[Soundgarden8497]

@yuhsin24 haha love the hate. you mad bro?

[MarcusMiddleton]

Australia isn't Britain. Haw Haw Haw Haw Haw

[z1000j81]

What I hate about Australia is Australians using Australian flags made in china O.o

[ref4nej2]

@z1000j81 Yeah America does that too...-___-



[takalua911]

Hey you old bag. Next time you spray that shit in your face, light up a Winfield blue at the same time. Good on ya love.

[Coops219]

To Be Honest I Have Never Seen An Aussie Where A Hat With Corks On It In RL

[Gr8rThenU]

3 Things I hate about Australia

1: Julia Gillard

2: Cody Simpson

3: faggot kids thinking they got swag

[deathmetalshredify]

Things I hate.

1. Australians who insult themselves

2. Other people who still try to insult our not-so-strange accents

3. When people say I sound like a brit...

[crashbanger81]

@deathmetalshredify Im with ya all the way mate !!!!!!

[Wally3844]

You would have to be a POMMIE!!

They are the only silly bastards that would aim the spray at yourself, and in the face at that!!.

[MrJohn3636]

Gotta hate the flies!

[dicjown]

Wat the FUC dipshit u really do make me look bad today fucking racist whore

[MarcusMiddleton]

1. Its too hot

2. the austrailian accent is horrible

3.Austrailians keep coming to London

[strawdable]

@MarcusMiddleton westboro dipshit

[MarcusMiddleton]

@strawdable Oh be silent you savage. Now then!!!

[strawdable]

@MarcusMiddleton D:< mutha fucker

[MarcusMiddleton]

@strawdable What a peasant.

[strawdable]

@MarcusMiddleton fuck off cock licking scum

[StupidAlarm]

@LyricalStoner420 wanker thinks hes hallarious

[henshooten]

bad form love bad form Australia is one of the EDENs of the world

[Be4ck]

Three Things I Love About Australia

1. The people.

2. We have the Great Barrier Reef! :D

3. The beaches :)

[Be4ck]

Three Things I Hate About Australia:

1. Tom Felton doesn't live here.

2. The fucking HEAT.

3. No Hogwarts.

[DrgnLord92]

Oh. My God. =_=

[ca5k]

3 things I love about Australia

1. Spiders that bite old bogans

2. Snakes that eat old bogans

3. Flies that land in shite then land on old bogans

[1001lwoods]

IM AUSSIE AND IM OFFENDED

[TheLegendofTravis]

Take away the snakes and we'll have a rodent problem. Take away the spiders and we'll have an insect problem. Take away the flies and we'll have a rubbish problem.

[chestylarroo84]

@TheLegendofTravis seriosuly do we really need to have how many is it 7/10 of the worlds deadliest snakes and goodness knows how many spiders? i'm suprised with the amount of deadly things that just hang out in the Dunny that there are so many of us

[ginger6596]

its australia what u going to do about it

[Creeprful]

Stop making videos. Pronto.

[landraider101]

i dont get spiders or snakes, but thats probably because i live on a 7th floor brisbane city apt. still god dam flies

[curtisoblong69]

you're like 60 and can't spell bastard

[CasperAussieLyrics]

tbh THIS IS A FREAKIN THING ON HY U HATE ANIMALS :/

[thestarly99652]

Ikr? lol

[Blondedaisie]

@scoobydoo197173 Well said!

[moi579]

well fuck off

[jeffwithwings]

There is only one thing I hate...BOGANS!

[Rafferty97]

She never said she hates Australia. I hate spiders snakes and flies as well.

[qwertywerty84]

Harden the fuck up

[scoobydoo197173]

if you all hate Australia that much then leave.. i love everything about this country

[Koriboii]

lol she sprayed her self in the face when her hat gets rid of flys anyway

[VoiceOfAnAngel123]

2 things i hate about australia..

1:julia

2:gillard

[Moltax555]

@VoiceOfAnAngel123 im australin and i approved this comment!

[missvixson]

hows get fucked sound u old battlax

[2smoothbra]

who sprays aeroguard on there face??

[ConfusedSand]

these are also 3 things to not give fucks to

[iheavennn]

For me i'm not really hate aussie.

but one grl greetin' me by this sentence 'FUCKING OFF GOOK LOOKING CUNT'

.. so rude.

POC RACIST !!!!

[jldaniel3600]

i could just taste that aeroguard from my memory when she spayed that.

[wertpollwert]

have another glass of Red ya old bag.

[MrAsh183]

@wertpollwert *beer

[moo2thetube]

the flies aren't all that bad now days and you can even kiss the spiders sometimes

[victaandbriggs]

fat old bitch get off earth

[whipthedog]

Three things I hate about Australia

1. American Movies

2 .American TV shows

3 American Music

[69shano69]

@whipthedog r u serious? im aussie but american music, T.V shows and movies shit all over aussie music,T.V,films

[whipthedog]

@69shano69 Thats a matter of opinion. If you like all of your entertainers to have American accents, you will be happy living in Australia. And if you like all of your award shows and footy grand finals to feature American hosts or entertainment, you will be also happy living in Australia. I personally like to see Australians doing these gigs.

[ElenaMay123]

@69shano69

Australian country music is amazing!!



[Searcheur]

@whipthedog

american websites? 

[Gamemaster411]

@whipthedog You'd think that this being AUSTRALIA there would be more AUSTRALIAN things in it.

[whipthedog]

@Gamemaster411 Yes you would think so. Like we have an American.commentator doing the tennis.For Australia day our local radio played nothing but Aussie songs. fantastic. Today it is back to the usual American crap.

AFL/VFL both had American acts for their grand finals.

AFI / Logie award both had American MC's

And the local TV networks are lobbying for less Australian content, because they can buy a year old American TV series for less money.

Oy Oy Oy will soon be USA USA USA

[Gamemaster411]

@whipthedog To quote the Chaser "I still call Australia 51% home" Our government and media are total sellouts. If we wanted lots of American TV wouldn't we go to America, but no saving money and dumbing down the populace is more important.

[winforwon]

I pay that. Though I'm not too fussed about spiders or snakes. The flies suck.

[Annoz1233]

three things i hate about australia:

1. for allowing this video to be seen on australia

2. this video

3. this video has ruined australia.

[osakeiscool]

three things i hate about australia (btw i am australian)

1. idiots who make stupid youtube videos from australia

2. drunk women making videos

3. people who hate australia but wont move to another country(???).__.

[TheViolentDino]

@osakeiscool i hate when people say 'if you don't like it move' its not like there's heaps of places better than australia, its one of the best, but thats not saying much because all places in the world suck, they have judgemental assholes, stupid pointless laws, racism, sexism, financial problems. just because australia's better than most, doesn't mean its amazing.it could improve a lot.

[Emlis16]

"3 things I hate about Australia's wildlife" perhaps?

[roleplayingnoob]

My catch phrase is " FUCKING FLIES!!!"

[XPinkCandyCanesX]

I hope your grandchild sells you on eBay.

[inatrixify]

Three things I hate about Australia:

1. Old people having access to video cameras

2.Old people having access to youtube

3. Old people

[DiceKing08]

@inatrixify More like old around the world

[Komarowski1998]

@inatrixify why do you even bother. your a bitch who doesn't respect anyone

[inatrixify]

@Komarowski1998

LOL. Because you know me in real life and everything xoxoxo

[inatrixify]

@thejoker8699

Please don't start the 'back in my day sonny,' crap. We don't care.

[NickoRules17]

old people shouldn't be able to upload to the internet

their kids should supervise them

[InnocentEvil109]

Lol, grandma makes a video

[highihigh]

Only 1 thing I hate about Australia........1) bogans. Merry xmas from Melbourne :)

[1800youtroll]

I would have said Julia Gillard, but you know xD haha

[wolfwilkins]

1 thing I hate about Australia- You.

[LyricalStoner420]

and i hate australia full stop fukin kangaroo fukas

[Plantie123456]

@LyricalStoner420 LyricalStoner... nuff'said.

[BigSauce7]

You will never see those animals if you stay in urban areas, and our politicians are better than Americas

[terrythekittie]

3 things I hate about Australia..

1..The flag..name one thing remotely Australian about it.

2. It's head of state...name one thing remotely Australian about her.

3. Fighting in America's dirty wars...when did Afghanistan, Iraq or Vietnam invade Australia?

[SnowlyWhite07]

@terrythekittie Obviously you don't know anything about our flag. 1. the union jack is english because we are ruled by the Queen and its where we originated from. 2. The commonwealth star, or the large star on our flag that represents the 7 states and territories that make up our country. 3. The Southen Cross which can only be seen in Australia. Why its blue, is anyones guess.

[terrythekittie]

@SnowlyWhite07 - some of us originated from Britain..I didn't, many Australians didn't and most indigenous Australians don't originate from Britain. You'll have to get used to that because more and more migration is from non British nations. The Union Jack is of a country on the other side of the world and the southern cross is even further away than that..any country in the southern hemisphere can borrow the southern cross.

[SnowlyWhite07]

@terrythekittie About our PM, she's Australian, thats one thing remotely Australian about her, plus its poltics, ugh, who cares? Although your No.3 I agree, but who is stopping them from invading australia if they win against america?

[terrythekittie]

@SnowlyWhite07 -the PM is not our head of state, the queen of England is Australia's head of state..you see her photo on our courthouse walls and coins...your last comment is a very unlikely hypothetical..can you tell me at any time when Iraq, Afghanistan or Vietnam has shown any hostility towards Australia not counting the times when Australians are actually on their lands fighting against their people?

[clevelands]

to the bogans who think they love their country, u guys makes me laugh on the road that u wear kmart T shirts with baseball cap, chinese made flag, drive nissan and stick bumper sticker says "AUSSIE PRIDE"

[same270]

3 things i hate about australia

1 - straight talking

2- they think other regional peoples are down to them

3- gayssssssssssss i dont have any personal problem but look who u talking not every man is a gay.

[SnowlyWhite07]

@same270 Are you saying Australians are against gays? We are trying to allow Gay Marriages its just the politions who are hesitant to make it legal.

[TheJJS98]

3 things i hate about Australia:

Australian Food

Australian Politicians

Australian Gaming and the online of it

Im Australian and i can easily say that this is one of the worst countries to live in..Culturally,Politics,and EVERYTHING is really expensive here even when our dollar is 1/1 with USA and even delays in electronics and games and ''R'' Rated games are banned here.YEAH I KNOW IT FUCKING SUCKS.JULIA GILLARD IS A FUCKING SLUT AND NEEDS A BULLET TO THE HEAD!!!!!!!

[SnowlyWhite07]

@TheJJS98 Say that again when you live in a third world country.

[alread63]

shut up you bloody fucking americans. america is dip shithole

[lance382]

She would give good head...

[xomey]

OMG HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH OMG O A CANNOT BELIEVE IT OOOH AHAHAHA THE SPRAY DIDNT WORK!!!!!!! THATS HILARIOUS!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH .....fuck you...

[Dimitri0809]

And australia sucks because if these reasons, :P

[joelhart1]

Well there's 58 seconds of my life I'll never get back.

[delgirl42]

What's a barstard?

[raywar3]

3 things I hate about Australia

1- Big Copy cats of everything American

2- Brags a lot (example)- "Oh my God an Australian is on TV, On Charlie's angels, OH MY GOD" I'm pretty sure there are 3 characters for that.

3- Julia Gillard

I'm Australian

[masterchiefcookies]

@raywar3 australian didnt copy america america is just to dumb to work stuff out and im part american but mostly australian and most people like you probly act australian but you are now welcomed for hating julia gillard may that ranga burn in hell

[Jbonethunder]

@raywar3 you sound like the biggest tool

[SnowlyWhite07]

@raywar3 Charlies Angels, bwahahahaha........ yeh thats going to fail. And I bet we ony get excited because its american tv. Its a tough industry, so when of our guys gets on american tv, its a big deal. how many Australians do you see on american tv? not a hell lot.

[Kimmydayful]

perfect proof if anyone asks what Kath&Kim was based on

[ninjaridley]

you spelt bastard wrong and snakes and flies are awesome, not sure about the spiders though, I've lived in Australia my whole life and not once have snakes bothered me. :(

[mdma111]

The first spider was a White Tail... which aren't poisonous... only white trash idiots think they are, "my mothers brothers sister got bitten by one and lost her leg".... BULLSHIT!!! They are LESS harmless than a bee.

[mdma111]

@mdma111 less harm*full* than a bee... how embarrassing.

[prac2]

@mdma111

Dude, white tails eat other spiders, then become poisonous. Fact.

[mdma111]

@prac2 You're correct, they do eat other spiders. It's also true they are poisonous, but not as a result of eating other spiders. That's absurd. Their poison doesn't cause a reaction in humans. Redness and mild swelling can occur in some cases but this is more likely to be a result of our immune system dealing with the bacteria on their fangs. Fact.

[ryank1994217]

@mdma111 you must be a fucking idiot, less harmless than a bee? for fuck sake a bee can kill people,you dipshit

[SnowlyWhite07]

@mdma111 Um, what? One, some people can die from bees, and two, bees sting so they still hurt. I just looked them up on wiki before i wrote anything and as Prac2 said, they eat other spiders, and it also said what effects they can cause to humans. What does White Trash got to do with a spider actually being poisonous? We have the most dangerous spiders and other animals/inscets in the world. we are nortourious for it.

[mdma111]

@SnowlyWhite07 Indeed, as I said (after I corrected my typo), White Tailed spider bites are less dangerous than a bee sting. I know they eat other spiders, I know more them than most people. The bacteria on their fangs causes more problems when they bite than their venom, which causes nothing more than redness, pain and mild swelling. My reference to "white trash" is that uneducated, irrational people are to blame for propagating the fallacy that these spiders are dangerous.

[musiciankyle]

3 things I hate about Australia;

Australian Spiders,

Australian Snakes, and

Australian Politicians.

[highihigh]

@musiciankyle politicians consist of spiders and snakes lol

[TheShaneLockwood]

@musiciankyle The last two are the same. ;P

[450hp202turbo]

@musiciankyle there all the same critter?

[sdarvell]

Intro's 1/3 of the video.

[JamesTheSuperGeek]

Theres only 3 things i hate about australia, the damn spiders, the damn snakes and bogans (thats right lady im talking about you)

[penguin69613]

@JamesTheSuperGeek jokes on you most of us aussie are bogans

[NicePcRager]

way to set the way other nations look at us back another 20 years

[00000Hb]

I love most Aussie spiders (apart from the red backs and funnelwebs but I'm yet to see the latter!) this country has some very interesting flora and fauna - even if most of it will eat you given half the chance - beware the koalas!

[katiemini674]

the stupid flys annoy me too

[TheLoweLifeGuy]

True flys suck but spiders are not bad and snakes are cool

[lily2000P]

im australian,,, and i love snakes,,,, i practicly live with them,, when my mum was 2, she got wrapped around by a red belly black,,, and got chased by a big red

[Denildy]

Aussie aussie aussie oi oi oi!

[waz1304]

if you washed your cunt once in a while the flies wouldnt hang around...

[DawgMagnet]

I hate flies.

Spiders and snakes are awesome.

[rottencore0]

yeah flies do suck.

[lubreddy]

your a fuckin disgrace to australia pull your head in

[edgewayround]

I agree, the flies drive me nuts !!!

[MissWooHoo1]

she should say julia gillard

[DestinysNinja]

Wow. I feel really sad watching the way we're portrayed on Youtube. Guys, I promise there are normal people in Australia. Promise!

[Gottla]

What about the bloody awful heat!!

[hellonewman1]

Love the video. Aussie humour from a good Sheila.

[Wickedman8]

3 Things I HATE about OzBernie2111

1. Video Is offensive to Australia.

2. Video Is offensive to me.

3. Jerk.

[Nat4Brendan]

@Wickedman8 Lmfao, you really need to lighten up if you were actually offended by this.

[rottencore0]

@Wickedman8 How is the video offensive to you? She said: Spiders, snakes and flies. Are you one of those things? Just someone making a stupid point like most of the videos being uploaded on here.

[Pumpaction06]

@Wickedman8 are you being serious, because you sound like a wanker.

[Wickedman8]

@Pumpaction06 1. I have no memory of that comment.

2. Please do not tell me my little brother used my youtube account.

3. Why would I even go on this video??

[Stephy179]

@Wickedman8 Agree with you . 

[Wickedman8]

@Stephy179 You mean agree with my little brother... He ALWAYS posts comments with my account. Im not even the one who watched this video.

[Stephy179]

@Wickedman8 Oooh LoL .

[MrNissanSkyline32]

you don't deserve to hold that flag :p

[ONEBlackJellyFish]

Ultimate troll account.

[TakenFKC]

can i have that 58 seconds of my life back

[boywith1eye]

Cunt.

[MrJarth]

no one had been kill by a snake for like 100 years.

as for spiders it is around 60.

[jack36202]

@MrJarth

actually, over 40 snake bite deaths in australia since 1980

[UrbanRedBull]

lol talk about lower class, go hang with the abo's up north

[mrdan859]

i thought the 3 things she hates about australia were ARABS LEBOS AND MIDDLE EASTERN CUNTS.

[KaiserKujo]

@mrdan859 Isn't that 3 ways of describing the same scum???

[mrdan859]

@KaiserKujo hahahaha yes it is.

[9899mm]

i been in australia about 21 good years and i love it . every thing and every thing .

just little tiny miny dicy thing i didnt like very much and that is ;

THE LEVEL OF IGNORANCY BETWEEN THE AUSSIES IS LITTLE TOOOOOO MUCH . but , i got used to its ok

[dannyboy4166]

911 was sooo funny

[PenontonGila]

Bogan royalty

[U5011453]

yup ... I have to battle those damn spiders everyday :\

[Imonepercent]

GOOD ON YA LOL Thats what I call good aussie humour!

YES F OFF WE ARE FULL!

NO MORE ASIANS JEWS AFRICANS INDIANS ARABS

and deport every non assimilating migrant now and close down all ASIAN WHORE HOUSES NOW

This country becoming sick!

[LOUDnessBABIE]

@Imonepercent No you are sick for saying shit like that. It's people like you that gives Australia a racist stereotype.

[happyanarki]

@Imonepercent This vid cracked me up! But your hateful racism has to also be on this list of what's wrong with this country. Dumb arsed bigots who can't pull a root and are shitty about it.

[Imonepercent]

@happyanarki I cant pull a root Who gives a fuck about fucking some dumb arse bitch I dont want anything to do with any person who supports Libs greens and labor they can all go to hell and so can all deviet sick sex thoughts where it belongs in hell!

[Imonepercent]

@happyanarki Dont you call me a dumb arse you worm Im smart and I know my politics arse wipe!

[Northerncheeks]

@Imonepercent

...And deport all White people back to bankrupt Europe, not just from Australia but from North America, South America, NZ, Southern Africa...

Australia: British colonial outpost in South-East Asai. Full of descendants of British convicts and British people who left under the 'ten-bob' (token amount of monetary denomination) in the 1960's-70's. Generally have a colonial and siege mentality and treat the original inhabitants and regional neigbours disgracefully!

[CryTecRI0T2011]

Stupid Bitch

[nextlifearotti]

I'll drink to that!!!!!!

[PorridgeStall]

Retitle that to "3 Things you should harden up over"

[glenncol]

Fucktard

[ozzadog1]

you forgot some thing Abos

[AustraliaSucks8580]

Australia Sucks!

1)They removed violence and censored videogames taht cost $100 US Or Can

2)The government of Australia are strick and made the laws shitty.

3)Australia should be no mix race country.Like Brazil.

[KaiserKujo]

And this bogans set was all made in china. Rejectshop $2 hat, Rejectshop $2 aussie flag, reject shop $10 chair and clothes mad in Vietnam....

Yeah good on you bogan lady

[MsSloppyseconds]

@KaiserKujo Atleast she knows how to spell fuckcunt.

[KaiserKujo]

@MsSloppyseconds Atleast is two words at-least , and fuckcunt is also two words fuck-cunt.

My error was simply an iPhone correction fail, your error is just retarded.

[911toothache]

@KaiserKujo hahahahahaha! the reject shop is hilarious.. every time i go there or hear the name i piss myself laughing :P

[convoke87]

That's what I love about this land! Scares the tourists.

[victorhugomuzi]

the flies are the most ANNOYING

[87idk]

agree about the flies

agree about the spiders but i can't agree about the snakes

i love Australian snakes i think they are beautiful