High School Thoughts About College

[Hankination]

Thumbnail makes it look like "High thoughts about school college"

[baconthief123]

is this on iTunes?

[Deask001]

New Favourite Song!

[Studip109]

YouTube started in 2005

[halenaredvance]

isn't Toby about 26 now? when he made his channel in 2006, that means he was 21... when you're 21 you're not in high school. somebody explain? S:

[TheAllbrighton]

@halenaredvance I think he was sponsored to write songs about highschool and college by that Value College logo that pops up I think :)

[MsIamkool]

@halenaredvance TOBY TURNER IS NOT 26!!!! he looks about... 23? and if it started in 2006, then he would be about 18

[halenaredvance]

@MsIamkool guess what? he is 26.

[DarkJADz8]

@MsIamkool He is 26, but this video was posted 3 years ago, so he was 23 there

[itskaylapope]

Was he like 20 or 21 here ?????

[mtnDEWmas77]

I wish i was you

[simonnor]

You should join Tenacious D.

[jedfish613]

woh he started youtubing wen he was in highschool??!!?!?

[Mcpwncakes]

@jedfish613 *Facepalm*

[TwilightSaria]

PLEASE DO MORE SONGS LIKE THIS THAT ARE CLEAN!

[MetalMilitia28]

Toby is a genius!

[DirigiblePlumCompany]

ITUNES!!!

[pian14]

The next Bo Burnham !! :D

[halenaredvance]

This was uploaded on my birthday! (':

[dragonhollow2400]

toby make songs like you used to =D

[gobias6]

New favorite song... Hope it's on iTunes. Like the video for all the rhyming wins Toby did, and for the red dislike bar of non-existence fail. Anyone who doesn't is going to get a lot of claustrophobia--in other words you're going to be crushed by a ton of rock...

[sambobgoolipants]

WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEW

[masaandmune1]

The thing is, it's all true!

[1mathijs1]

best song ever!!! love it

[TheKer17]

Lol nice song Toby, you made this one on my birthday, which means I like it even more.

[halenaredvance]

@TheKer17 Same here. We have the same birthday. XD

[mtnDEWmas77]

Did you go to college?

[Irateroffun]

Hahahha that's funny dude

[DntShootTheCameraMan]

He was so much funnier when he had a tinge of profanity

[daphattkidd56]

who sees the dislike bar?

[TurtleAteMySock]

@daphattkidd56 no one, except chuck norris

[goldenboy1761]

Suggestions? U.C.SB

[goldenboy1761]

Lol

[TheMrFunkyFresh]

not as funny as bo burnham

[MrAWESOMEsauce919]

88 people didnt go to college

[GamingElecTRo]

WOW



[xThatOneNurdx]

I've listened to this a thousand times.

[musicmandarin]

Besides, think about it, I'm graduating in May

Do I wanna work or do I wanna delay?

de-LAY-haaaay

I want to

de-LAY-haaaay-Ah-ah-oh

xD

[CRAZYRIDE5]

Well said Toby

Well said

[VegitarianWolf]

I am so going to make elementary thoughts about middle school, and/or middle school thoughts about high school. That's it, I'm going to get a pen.

[pkh945]

before this i saw an add about watching tobuscus

[NeoAvalon17]

2009 Toby is my favorite. In my opinion pretty much all his best videos came from that year. And he's more like his current from but he made videos like his old stuff. Like a perfect blend of Tobyness.

[xYzEmUzYx]

The ratio of girls to guys at my highshool is 3:1... ;)

[natsuofthesalamander]

i wish toby would do this stuff more again :( cute win fail is cool but this is 100x better :D

[ImSeriously]

Hey... I have an English degree. :(

[jessicatheginger]

Are those views all mine?!

[lulabell8310]

literally obsessed with this song-333

[Blademaster539]

@Tobuscus Did you grow up in florida, because I LIVE IN FLORIDA!!!!!

[iHaveAnEyedea]

he reminds me of fucking paul rudd in i love you man hahah

[cleverclover12]

thats freaking awsom song toby. just freaking awsom



[brituscus]

I love everything you post, toby <3 just keep doing what you're doing now.

[MuffinBracelet]

So, what did he actually study in college?

[CyberchondriacNess]

@MuffinBracelet voice acting xD

[silverfalcon17]

He reminds me a lot of Bo Burnham in this. XD

[noahmarsh39]

where's the "this video is awesome" button...i feel like there should be one put on.

[Ch0c0lat3Fact0ry2009]

Toby this is awesome!!!!!!!!

[littleseal17]

this explains my life! thanks toby :D <3

[mikehumpers]

'Value of college'.. SPONSOR! ((;

[Funnypotatosac]

TOBY this is why people started watching you. Dont get me wrong your literals are funny and some other stuff but this is the best

[archiejamvids]

I wish he would do more vidoes like this and less lazy vlogs and gameplay :L

[mborkows]

This is awesome!



[danica1890]

Amazing!!

[TDudePro]

Toby I've been subbed since you posted RE:RE: Your Brains and I, while I still love you and will NEVER unsub, I prefer the older stuff like this to cute, win, fail any day. You recently got 1,000,000 subs and I think if you resumed this older stuff that number would double. THIS and swinging dick productions was what got you your youtube partnership you should at least put out one more video like it. Cute, win, fail can take a break for a week or two.

[TurtleAteMySock]

@TDudePro Alright, so youtube flooded with younger audiences in like 2008. I started in 2007 I was 9 then. Anyways Im pretty sure Toby wanted his audience to look up to him, i agree he changed. I miss these old videos but i bet the ratios to the audience that know about sex it probably like 2:5. I know 10 year olds that watch him. Just be happy he isn't going totally age appropriate. He's entertaining for all ages! But, I feel the same but just think twice about it. Love, fellow audience member!

[MsGabbyLady]

@TDudePro He's completely fine the way he is and he is going to stop Cute Win Fail after this last season. And how is this any different? He just became more family friendly :/

[Hankination]

@TDudePro CWF should be put in the ground... for good...

[gladiatorgodclassic1]

@Hankination wow no way cute win fail rocks

[voldemortrules101]

YES I'M GETTING A GUITAR NEXT WEEK WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEW!!­!!!

[ajc4327]

88 nerds who took offense.. either that or they just have no humor!!

[BlindingShadowx2]

Toby, The Somewhat insane, Awesome, Guitar bad ass, Regular Bad-ass, And Beast Guy We have loved since the beginning.

[damightykiwislice]

This would mean toby is at max like 22ish, that's awesome totally thought he was older.

[voldemortrules101]

@damightykiwislice right now, Toby is 26 yrs old

[TheLaurenJC]

@voldemortrules101 really? i though he was younger.... :P

[voldemortrules101]

@TheLaurenJC same here- he said he was born in 1985 in a LazyVlog.... now I feel like I'm stalking him...... =/

[MegaBroTime]

@TheLaurenJC he is 26

[scissorsistersrule]

This is amazing! More videos like this Toby!

[TheLibz120]

its a gd job im 16

[TheLibz120]

jobs suck schools better!!! XD than jobs!!!

[TheLibz120]

my frend got that gutaur ohhh by the way u hav got such a sexy voice!!! XD

[Optimum2014]

Reminds me of old Bo Burnham.

[jofartknocker]

hahaha

[lces11]

this is fantastic haha

[Annabanana1013]

I love how throughout the video there's ads for Value of college.com

[KRAJJI96]

he cant've been in high school still. no.

[wazu222222]

i think toby's mum is about 1 foot high, hard of hearing and stood in the corner of the room

[voldemortrules101]

@wazu222222 OR shes downstairs.................

[brownhawk777]

Thats a win thats a toby singing a song about college win. Roll the next clip steven!

[PneumonicFungus]

This is brilliant

MOAR GUITAR!

[aolvixn]

Oldbuscus again

[voldemortrules101]

Showed this to my mom- she said it was good- I HATE YOU MOM IT'S NOT GOOD ITS A FRICKIN AWESOME SONG OF EPICOSITY GOSH!!!!!!!! = P

[TheJudaspriest99]

10 likes and ill play this song at my next consert

[raccoonfishgaming]

he should sell this song so he can afford a comb

[Annabanana1013]

New Fave Song.

[KAYTluvsMUSIC]

That was actually pretty good

[UndeadGeorgeAndMe]

@KAYTluvsMUSIC pretty good... THIS IS AWESOME

[Subbotheday]

@TheNoddy08 woah freaky I read that perfectly in time as Toby said it :0

[MrBozar]

i honestly think this is 10x better than some of the stuff he does now, even though its still really good.

[ryuuta32594]

@MrBozar

Everything's better with musical accompanyment.

[TheNoddy08]

mom mom! turn on the heater lol ;)

[IceQueenx128]

This song is pure GENIUS

[brainiac315]

One of our school counselors showed this video to the entire senior class to get us to think about college and fafsa.... :P

[TheBrolociraptor]

That is your fanny pack!! It was in the "TAG" video!

[WickdSpartan01]

Jesus, this video actually made me click the link...

[SkullyGibs]

Toby.....you wouldn't be related to jesus would you??

[grebbful787]

I am Russian and did not understand English, but you're very best playing guitar and singing Toby

[ghostmanic173]

He could replace dane cook!

[JJawsomeness72]

Watching this in 2011 and woah your awsome man back then and now!

[ThrashMetalCarlos]

0:38

Yup, I definitely delayed... but I'm in college now! :D

[yolanda0916]

I go to FSU! Toby do you live in Florida?

[fluffandstuf]

i can never tell if he says i don't need-y no knowledge or i don't need to know knowledge

[VampNinjalicious]

what did you major in??? Music? Media?

[HellomynameisN]

@VampNinjalicious Toby plays video games, vlogs, and whatever else he wants to do. Then companys pay him to sponser shit. He also sells shirts and hoodies.

[kkgirl428]

dude you are good! i mean legit good!

[mopbucket3000]

"I'm black where it counts"

Oh,good old Toby!Making jokes about his penis!I miss him!

[CYKO765]

This has been very enlightening for a guy 6 months from graduation. I think I'll just go into the Army....

[DeathnoteBB]

@CYKO765 I know a kid whose a senior who wrote the most... I don't even know how to describe it, but it's like something someone should write for a fucking president. It's amazing.

[blazemaster2]

Ah... the early days. still as cool as ever.

[Manimeluvr]

Ah, I watched this when he posted it and I was in my freshman year of college. It's all soo true! XD

[Mason23Epic]

this is the best song ever

[BULLETH0leProduction]

Make it available for download!

thumbs up so he can see!

[icyteen123]

I wonder if someone sang this at Graduation what would happen

[DeathnoteBB]

man... back when he was just another guy on youtube fucking around when he should have been working on homework.

[realcoolboy17]

@DeathnoteBB He was out of college when he made this video lol.

[DeathnoteBB]

@realcoolboy17 what's with the title then? o.o

[realcoolboy17]

@DeathnoteBB He made it for a company, check his website he talks about making songs/videos for companies that pay him.

[realcoolboy17]

@DeathnoteBB A video for Value of college.com

[MMAteenager]

Put this on iTunes or I will nod at the bird and people will die because I am a motha' fuckin bird

[61Fly16]

Toby... Y U NO PLAY GUITAR ANYMORE??

[ForeverLove6354]

@61Fly16 He did at vidcon this year...o3o

[TheLilDareDevil]

English... Yeah... Definitely English

[FreebozCC]

They played this at my school. It's awesome cuz i'm one of the few people who knew who toby was xD!!

[megangore]

Its great because I'm 4 semesters into college and I still feel this way... Augh.

[danielkan3]

Tobyies so good why hasnet he won britains gt yet

[KardboardKiller]

@danielkan3 not british

[belladory]

1:42 cutest face ever

[RainbowMuseum]

Why can't this song be on iTunes?!

[xZxjoe98xZx]

im gonna try to learn this xD

[Captt95]

@xZxjoe98xZx looks like the chords are E,A,G, Chorus is G,D,A

[MFASTcrew]

yes i love the other side of tobuscus its simply mind blowing

[iDislikeNames]

Wow I've never seen this side of Toby. He's like an actual person here and not a vibrating ball of energy. It's kind of cool to actually see who he is. It's more relaxed and intimate.

[kenneth2051]

GREAT JOB!!! GREAT RHYMES!

[kenneth2051]

GREAT JOB!!! GREAT RHYMES!

[Shadeslasher212]

I guess I dont need knowledge either

[NachozMonkey]

We all know that rainbow fanny pack isn't your Toby. Remember that chick from the night before?

[ReptarXL]

doesnt fanny mean butt?

[BahamutendLP]

@ReptarXL no

[ginarocks75]

@ReptarXL In North America it means butt, but in the UK, South Africa, Australia, and New Zealand it means vagina.

[332Teekster]

When you said fanny pack, I was like WTF!?!? Cus I live in the UK and it means something different here so.......yeah.....,

[sephoir]

This is the reason I decided to go to college haha

[robby7300]

MOM turn on the heater now is said nnnnnnoooowwwww woman turn it on

[SelKatarina]

I tought You Didn't Like School!! :P

[LearnAboutMe101]

I live in the UK and when your in high school everyone thinks college is going to be great and that we will be able to do whatever you want, turns out that's a massive lie, college is almost as bad high school so I got kicked out a month into starting college and I'm too lazy to look for a job so I just has lots of free time now which is way better...But I should really look for a job....Yeah....

[TheCrystal1428]

50 awesomeness points to Toby for playing guitar (and knowing two more word that rhyme with college than I would have come up with) :D

[thequeenofrock902]

Toby you are amazing.

[NicyWeb]

Its amazing how talented this guy is.

[danidav101]

Great song

[2112Addyboy]

wow...

this song is the exac escription of me!

this is now MY song! MINE! YOU'L NEVRGET IT BACK!

MUAHAHAHHAHAH *choke* *cough*

[NinjaPotato01]

FUCK! Wrong video :) Hehe...playlist....

[NinjaPotato01]

I have Vista...it kinda sucks...but I hate macs...so basically...I'm screwed either way...

[CuteHoot5706]

I miss this Toby... he's a lot more quiet and subtle. I hate to say it, but loud Toby is less funny and a little obnoxious. :T

[drivermini]

knowledge or egg knowledge? Yup, English

[XXXXXcerria]

this is awesome

[romanmel1]

I worked for Sallie Mae in debt collections untill retiring a few years ago. Hear this! Private Student Loans are TOXIC...don't take them under ANY condition! They were designed to confuse and enslave you for life. Anymore, college IS NOT worth the debt. The line you always hear that a degree will vastly improve your income is 30 years old and absolutely no longer true. Find another way! Hell, sell apples or pencils on the street corner. Anything, to stay out of debt with this EduScam.

[lBryan1337l]

This is the toby i sub'd too, more of this please.

[9ssgoku]

"No I'll be in school for the next 10 years, DON'T RUSH ME" LMFAO xD

[xXOpticSoulXx]

This was made in Two-Thousand Nine?! Oh my Gosh! Oh, the reason I'm saying the number literally because I can't use the numbers 1-9. Excluding 1+9.

[RedWolfHumor]

You remind me of nicepeter, only more funny and... Cute lol

[TwoStupidGirlsYT]

This has been in my head all day. I REGRET NOTHING

[AnimePanda35]

I found my new rolemodel xD

[TrollingDayAndNight]

i am going to play this son on my graduation in 2 years

[alex505868]

best song evere

[MelaniePWNSall]

Toby really needs to do more songs like this ;D

[wackyandtecky123]

Toby, you are too amazing

[TwoStupidGirlsYT]

This is AMAZING

[TheFanSpinsVideos]

Holy Crap you're freaking good at guitar

[JulianneSparrow2]

If you're on the fence about college, you really should consider going. Yeah, the costs add up and all....yeah, some classes can be a pain in the ass....BUT you'll make some of the best friends of your life! (Especially if you major in Theatre). This coming from a college sophomore. :) Love the song, though. This is how I felt before I went to college haha.

[jpgarcia6]

This is exactly how I feel about being a high school senior.

[Monkyupurbutt]

ONE M0:15ORE TIME! hm. that didnt work that well as a pun, huh...

[doubleh2o]

Toby Turner > Bo Burnham