Animatrix Jue vs Thadeus

[GamerLawPantera]

Awesome ending

[Goldendriger]

Lol Digital cockblock

[lanufong]

pretty sure my honey moon will be like this x)

[PhantasmagoricArcher]

This is how I train every day with all my sparring partners.

[CopyingNinjaKakashi]

Love this scene. Got the Matrix Ultimate Collection on blu ray and this scene is just sick! Havent seen it in a long time. When the music started it instantly reminded me of Mortal Kombat's Jade. This is her theme song in the movie when she starts whooping Lui Kang's ass.

[TenshihanQuinn]

At 2:33 - that's NOT how to do 'Body of Lacquer Glue".

[vbmongoose]

i read the horny comments and got excited. then found out it was an annimation. i mean, what the fuck??? theres some weirdo peoples out there. wait to they find out what gumby and his horse can do

[Midnightswordsclan]

@vbmongoose roflz, I didn't even read the comments. I was always a big fan of the matrix, I saw the cartoon version but never animation.

[DaHipHopAdvocate]

dont you hate when you get cock blocked by sentinels

[legendarywar1]

as much as i like the animatrix, how in the fuck is blind sword fighting going to help humanity survive against the machines?

[krisoijn]

best foreplay ever

[0pipin0]

love asian girls,

[0pipin0]

im not asian, and im honry as hell

[redchakras]

LOL 69 dislikes xD. OH! Right the video! This was fucking awesome!

[AZURA888]

I will speak like asian too, me horny, me love you long time, me want tallarines ramen, moshi moshi.

[ganzardee]

AN ASIAN GIRL AND A BLACK GUY. its like BBC and TIGHT PUSS, 

[Gasfiend]

y'know, if this is just the foreplay....

[vikramaLP]

So do they fuck....in this game.....i wanna get Xbox...just to see this....man i stroked myself in blindfold to this fight.....

[WafflezDay]

1:53 YOU'RE WELCOME!

[majesticmigz]

a action porn video

[BOLOSASA]

lucky she didnt take it a step further with the bro..shel end up in a wheelchair ;)

[RectalExaminationBot]

AND THEN NOTHING SEXUAL HAPPENED....

[Spartanz1170]

Little did those two their actions would be crucial in the Matrix Movies

[3RDW0RLD]

Fucking sentries; always gotta be ruining things.

[Kdilly66]

This is how I want every night in the bedroom with my wife to begin.

[brickkpunchley]

yah so it's like, Matrix porno?

[RubberyCat]

@brickkpunchley

Nope, it is japanese "fanservice", Matrix-wise. :)

[cancerman50]

Is it wrong to get turned on by this? Keep in mind that I like asian girls.

[WafflezDay]

@cancerman50 No, not at all. Asian girls are sexy :]

[YCDPKLD]

That is perfectly just outside the uncanny valley. Highest quality appearance you could aim for.

[philyB08]

@YCDPKLD Yeah i know and think of when this was made in comparison to Avatar.

[ancientpatrician]

Animatrix pretty much ruins The Matrix.

[squirrelcheese]

@ancientpatrician yeah. huge matrix fan but this is total shit. also the scene where the girl falls like 27 stories and lands in this awkward fake looking position makes no fucking sense. fuck

[Sismiques]

@squirrelcheese

Some of these Animatrix videos are lacking.

In one of the other videos, if the machines are so vulnerable to EMP, why didn't the humans airburst nukes in the upper atmosphere?

[officershrute]

This is how all people get naked in the matrix.

[Abstergo92]

that was the most sexiest fight i have ever seen

[tontsa911]

So fucking sexy :D

[G0806739U]

...Cheeky bastard....

[professorquack]

Sweet track is Juno Reactor Conga Fury

[kerrller]

Conga fury Juno reactor

[craazy2]

just bang already!

[Modighen]

This was better than the second two movies put together.

[MrImastinker]

1:56 DAT ASS.

[Fugue5tate]

Jue: "Sentinels"

Thadeus: "Dammit" /thinks*FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU­UUUUUUUUUUU WAS SO CLOSE*

[adamzanzie]

I remember seeing this at the beginning of "Dreamcatcher" in theaters.

[rabitjimmy]

hot

[BattousaiHBr]

lol that was the cockblockest alarm ever

[TwoHairsInOneHole]

That seems like the slightly more complicated way to get undressed.

[prac2]

all fun and games, until someone loses an eye

[MagatsutheCalamity]

Wow, I'm so sick of stupid fanservice in 'fight' scenes. Only a bunch of stupid virgins would find this scene appealing.

[iK0Nii]

I've seen sexier animations xD

[Imightbewrong555]

a real mean SF booty. >)

[chrissychrisowns]

This is how i play strip poker with my girlfriend....

[Tarimoth]

1:57 heheh epic sneakpeak of win!

[EdgyPowell]

She's damn sexy for an animation.

[WelcomeGhostsIV]

dat azz

[Cavstic]

Aaaaaand in the next scene they all get eviscerated by the sentinels.....really, no joke.

[AedrumVornuntius]

Oh fuck this typical erotic crap. I just want to see a bitch get their head cut off in an epic katana battle.

[reichstag10]

Nice way to start a porn.

[TheJboy88]

Compilation movies need to be more popular than they are.

[yamum0433]

this is better than strip poker

[Genralix]

this is like strip poker

[77hiphopaintdead77]

is this a sword fight or fore-play?

[Sorth31]

@77hiphopaintdead77

There's a difference?

[Adamello001]

This could be a great opening scene for a porn movie.

[2236Julius]

Pause at 1:14

Have fun!

[jmm1233]

he cheated , he peeked 

[Solanum91]

I'm asian! So I'm horny! :DDD

[devilledevil98]

@Solanum91 ME SO HORNY ME LOVE YOU LONG TIME

[mattaddison19]

@devilledevil98 She'd give u suckie-suckie for 10 dollar!

[HexSabre]

This was my favorite after Second Renaissance :)

[DenKulesteSomFins]

@Solanum91 you mean: "Me so honny!"

[DmanDice]

The way the animatrix ties into the movies is really bad ass. if u havnt seen them you should.

[Lioyd1rving]

@dirtyfarmkid Because all animation is for kids. All of it. Ever. Of all time. It's not like we were already beating off to drawings thousands of years before photo existed or anything.

[Akid0Kag3]

@vinvink Lmfaooo

[SephirothPwnedYou]

This movie had some of the most beautiful animation and art styles I have ever seen. Compared to modern CG imaging, this this scene's graphics are the greatest I have and ever will see.

[memokk]

I never saw her in matrix 123 wtf?

[soundificator]

@memokk that's because they died shortly after this fight.

[myeyeswillburn]

lol when i was little i never understood why they admitted to peeking before they died. Now i'm like 'duh the other one wouldn't have noticed coz of the blindfold'.

[whatsgoingon07]

Thaddeus: damnit!!.....(just when i was about to get laid)

[ImGoneRobU]

i cant believe I actually remember seeing this

[harryP0tt3rDANfan01]

60 people havent free'd there minds

[driveandkill]

Action Striping.

[Azimuth95]

whats wrong with japan

[Minecrafterz]

1:14 - dat ass

[stussymishka]

there's nothing sexy about getting stabbed with a katana -_-

[ProphetofGod]

That black guy looks like Michael Jai White - Japs make sex/flirting scenes out of anything.

You'd be horny too if there are like 6:1 men to women in some parts of japan/china, some places much worse.

[mamushi72sai5575]

@ProphetofGod are you retarded?

[HollisKidDragonclaw]

Its all foreplay until someone gets decapitated

[jarblewarble]

Was this even in the Matrix? I wasn't expecting this.

[benvdnberg]

@jarblewarble This was in The Animatrix ;)

[seanw23]

@benvdnberg here i thought it would hand to hand.

[peoncaptain]

Even with a sword, he didn't manage to take off her bra. :(

[Hangarachtzehn]

1:53 ;)

[Momentum139]

Asian foreplay > a lot more awesome than American foreplay.

[firelord699]

Holy shit space marines could even exist in the matrix.

[delaseoul87]

It's all erotic foreplay until someone is eviscerated with a katana

[andrewames247]

@delaseoul87 Truth, but Mother help me, I'm a nitpick...she's using a Chinese straight sword; a Dao.

[eier]

@andrewames247 It's clearly a Jian; the Dao has a single edge.

[andrewames247]

@eier I'll take your word for it; every sword like that I had ever seen had always been called a Dao.

[eier]

@andrewames247 "Dao" is a very generic word, better translated literally as "blade", since it can describe a knife as well as a single-edged sword.

[cancerman50]

@delaseoul87 There was much more to the story after this scene. As a matter of fact it's referred to in the movies.

[mantax55]

Goa Trance, the shit, nuff said.

[BlackAnimationNet]

The Matrix still lives at Black Animation Network - featuring animation worldwide. SUB-Ports everyone back 100%!

[xAngel03]

I would like my wife and I to be talented enough to make such incredible foreplay!

[Mr1969fernando]

Sword fight first class

[RaMeRa501]

¡qué encuentro tan sexy!

[cabe7383]

She turned me on :P

[PimpingRice]

why is it a black guy and a asian girl

[pathsounds]

@PimpingRice Why is the sky blue and the grass green?

[PimpingRice]

@pathsounds Why is the holy bible written and the word "satire" created?

[shots2345]

@PimpingRice does it really matter ?

[shots2345]

@PimpingRice does it really matter ? its sexy :o

[RoxasMark]

2:33

for a moment there, I thought they were gonna show me the guy´s crotch

:s

thank goodness that didnt happen

[FrederikundWilma]

@RoxasMark Would've been pretty depressing seein his big CG-Junk and comparing it to your own little fellow eh... :(

[RoxasMark]

you seem to have comparing it yourself, otherwise, how would you know about it

: /

sad...

[FrederikundWilma]

@RoxasMark Well, that was a pretty lame reply

[RoxasMark]

@FrederikundWilma I know, right?!

c:

oh well, it was the best I had!

take care!!

[FrederikundWilma]

@RoxasMark Likewise.

[Lioyd1rving]

@RoxasMark Because that would just be gay. It's not like straight males aren't the only people to watch movies or anything.

[CtrlAltDltYou]

centinels...the ultimate cock blockers

[thadtroublefieldTV]

my name is thad :0

[mybigwang1]

this is my favorite kind of foreplay

[SaltyEarl]

Thumps up if anyone fapped to her ass ^o^

[MiguelCaballeroRojoo]

Fuckin China vs Nega

[FireScarlet23]

the sexy way of gender sword fighting and stripping of clothes ;)

[Deynovo]

Is this the 'Black Man fantasy' or 'Asian Woman fantasy'? EE-YAH!*CONGO DRUMS* HOO-AH!

[aersixb9]

This video is more fun if you minimize your browser and just listen to the audio

[aliaandreadi]

how can cartoons have so much chemistry? a real man and a real woman... hard to find these days :)

[charmander4533]

I bought a freaking ticket to that stupid dreamcatcher movie when I heard this was a prequel to the then upcoming matrix reloaded movie

[StickManRex]

We all know they had CRAZY SAMURAI SEX later.. hahaha

[lyue1996]

@StickManRex Actually they both died ...... watch the movie ..

[StickManRex]

@lyue1996  Damn.. Bummer.

[StickManRex]

@lyue1996 Damn.. That sucks.

[aimpoint101]

damnit so close

[idgarad]

I'd call it less of a fight and more foreplay

[jigsawzoubir]

Strip fighters !!!

[aersixb9]

There aren't a lot of fights on TV that show the full 'psi' or pounds that a human can exert through a durable rigid stick. The sound effects are impressive too, they sound just like rubbing two knives together with the sharp sides touching as hard as two humans can push simulataneously with 2 hands each. Also if you break your kitchen knives trying this, I get my thick knives from budk.

[MokonaSoccerPlayer22]

Surprisingly this was on Cartoon Network...

[zzzzJAGJEETzzzz]

this is shit cgi, what the fuck are you on about, look at videogame cutscenes today, much better

[RoyalJester17]

@zzzzJAGJEETzzzz don't forget, this was a long time ago, before PS3!

in that time, this was AWESOME, but now we can do better (Avatar for example)

but back then, this was eye candy, coz i remember seeing it and being really =O

[MISANTHROPY647]

Haha! He got cock blocked by machines! XD

[PTKilowatt]

@MISANTHROPY647 And HOW often is that heard?

[dadivine]

am i the only one that got turned on by this?? :D

[ukijhu97]

@dadivine no..

[midnyte802]

Who else thinks that the dude from the Old Spice Commercials looks just like Thaddeus

[crossvariation]

Imagine a Video game had this kind of graphics

[fearlessftw]

@crossvariation lol? a lot of games have much better graphics than this crap

[turgore]

@fearlessftw like ?

[Lioyd1rving]

@fearlessftw You're a fucking moron.

[WhiskeyTonic]

Kinky.

[lordvoldemort578]

mmmmmmmmmmmm strip sex.

[TheDarkstar826]

The ended suck! Thats the ultra cock block  i ever seen in my life.

[SodiumTetraborate]

would have been better if this happened to their undergarments also

[LINKchris87]

that ass is the best ever

[holonat]

Oh damn! *drools* =L

[armarm1212]

Cock block

[Tomtaylorross]

Good thing he was blindfolded or else he might have been...distracted

[UnitedTrance]

@Tomtaylorross yup haha

[OdysseusAres5500]

Japanese are the horniest people on Earth.

[neowisdom]

@OdysseusAres5500 That's not really true if you think about it...in almost every American movie (except movies for kids) you see nowadays there is always a scene where two people have sex

[OdysseusAres5500]

@neowisdom Well I wouldn't know.

Why would you know?

[neowisdom]

@OdysseusAres5500 I watch television and movies and there are sex scenes most of the time

[lyue1996]

@OdysseusAres5500 Lol, I agree ... but isn't it most western people that look most at porn and have sex with strangers ...?

[OdysseusAres5500]

@lyue1996 Well... I wouldn't know actually. But seriously, with all that tentacle porn on the net, and Bayonetta: I'd say I make a good point.

[lyue1996]

@OdysseusAres5500 Oh, I guess western and japanese both have good and bad things then. But I agree the tentacle porn is the worst .... :)

[texas224]

@OdysseusAres5500

Actually Russians are the horniest people on earth.

[OdysseusAres5500]

@texas224 They could be a close second, but...