George Carlin on Politically Incorrect Part 1

[gr8ShahidMahar]

i wanna shove my big black dick in black guys mouth

[msoprano34]

the black dude got arrested for fraud last year - great guy

[KingOfMMOs]

That black guy is annoying, spouting a lot of ignorant statements /:

[Stevie9026]

i love how everyone tries to talk over each other, but when carlin talks, everyone shuts up

[DSG3002]

The black dude is an absolute retard.

[TaimaDjinn]

03:25 "There is no national conspiracy to buy elections and control America."

Boy, those were the days, weren't they?

[Dokkasan]

the black dude was getting on my nerves, love bill maher and george carlin tho :)

[deadshot1995]

Carlin is a genius. Fuck Horace Cooper.

[udfbino]

notice how the applaus for "curious george" is loudest?

[bird4200]

When black comedians make fun of white guys voices, and the way they dress(stereotypical of course), they look and sound like this black dude here. That's funny in an ironic sort of way.

[HawaiianHealers]

George Carlin & Robert Shapiro are two of the smartest dudes and neither could get a word in cause of the crazy black dude. Thanks a lot. George, I miss ya~ you were one of the all-time greats!

[HawaiianHealers]

This black guy is clueless!!! Denial ain't just a river in Egypt.

[NamesShouldBeAvailab]

Carlin is so calm. I wish I had access to this much pot.

[face237]

big lips big mouth !! fucker

[face237]

the black dude needs to stop TALKING al the fuckin time

[AgainstYTubePolicy17]

It's only George of everybody who are not interrupt anyone! And when he speaking out his point, HE HAS FUCKING RIGHT!

[nethoser]

I actually feel bad for this black man. In 20-30 years he's going to have an epiphany, he is going to realize that all he has done his whole life is keep his Black, Hispanic brothers down at the benefit of rich white old men who care nothing about him other than he's a useful pet to have. That moment, the total enormity of his utter failure as a human being, will be so frightening for him, my heart sinks into the very deepest part of my soul.

Haha! Or not.

I just felt like writing. ^^

[DaFleegsta]

Throughout my childhood, Carlin has been my #1 role model.. Even more than the follow up, Goku from dragon ball.

[lordgluzman]

Even though I didnt agree with the republican dude that much I still thought it was unfair that he was alone against 4 people in the debate they should have have atleast brought in a second dude on his side just to sort of even it out and create a tuffer debate.

[DJafferiK]

They all need to stop interrupting each other!

[rmj15mu]

Where do they get their gas? 3 dollars a gallon? Nice lol

[03birdmann]

Everyone made valid points except Cooper who discredits himself by being rude and giving convoluted answers

[AgainstYTubePolicy17]

STOP INTERRUPTING EVERYBODY THE WHOLE FUCKING TIME AND JUST LET THEM FINISH OR JUST SHUT THE FUCK UP 'DICK'!

[meccadonfilms]

The black guy Horace cooper was involved in scandal with Jack Abramoff so he was a puppet while on this show lying on behalf of the super elite and powerful! it came out later! House negro!

[TheREGISMarkV]

wow is this black guy a plant or some sort of joke??

[bboschboi]

That black guy really lives up to his title as off. Dick Army!

[edbean420]

I wish $3 a gallon was still a big problem.

[AhYaOk]

dick army

[Afr0Afr0]

Bill meher is waste. But Carling is waste.... Meyer look at me I car about some shit Carling you about you should care about real shit

[jense0123]

@Afr0Afr0 Learn how to write correct English.

[EaterofCornbread]

@Afr0Afr0 you sound like an asshole.

[aet5095]

Horace Cooper, also a one-time aide to former Republican Rep. Dick Armey when he was majority leader of the House, pleaded guilty to falsifying a document when he did not report receiving gifts from lobbyists Jack Abramoff and Neil Volz in 2003.

[hmoobontherun]

stop watching american idol and start researching if ya'll want to know the real deal. owners of this country really jamming their penis deeply into our anal. think your free to make choices, please only choices u got is on tv, 200 channels and none important.

[Salsa23PR]

RIP George Carlin

[Premoguys]

2:36 I think the guy spat something in his eye.

[Eschatonx]

In case you guys don't know this; Horace Cooper (the black guy in this video) pleaded guilty to falsifying documentations. Google it up! Funny shit. I know nothing of politics but it's just hilarious watching this video and then reading the article.

[assemblyguy]

@Eschatonx WOw. thanks for the info. I originally thought this guy was delusional and towing the Republican line, but after reading about his falsifying of information and being sentenced, I have to say, my initial reaction to this moron was pretty good. The difference is that there is proof that this guy is a moron.

[gumpydoood]

No conspiracy to buy elections? Hahaha. This was recorded before the Michael Connel theft of Ohio in 2004. Why most Americans know nothing about that is a disgrace and proof positive that there is no such thing as a "liberal media".

[trollinyousoftly7]

that black dude is fucking retarded.

[ThePhantom135]

The black guy is named Dick. Appropriate.

[MrGoldenmarin]

why does he say the man who made harry potter cry? what year is this?

[redreceipt]

That black guy need to get a roundhouse kick to the face

[dane21dc]

does the black fog horn go 5 seconds without opening his mouth. Fucking moron

[hikarutakeyama]

George's stare at the noisy teeth alone was already hilarious! xD

[WlatPziupp]

The American values of "I have the right to do everything, and I don't care if it's completely impossible" and "All you need is to be better than everyone else, and obviously, I am" are really fucking shit up big time.

Did you know more than half of all Americans say they're "More than likely" to get rich within the next ten years? More than likely...

Fucking toxic nation destroying the world

[chinopisces]

Horace Cooper is a Tom.

[ClearDuality]

Notice Carlin being quiet most of the time, and making good points when he does talk.

The guy beside him? Ha!

[b24harman]

I wish George had just punched that mouthy ignorant bitch in the teeth.

[MysTic7861]

Horace just shows us how the government really is. Ignorant.

[123swot]

This is what you get for trying help.when the have the rigth ,They side on th wrong side ,

horace is a ninnyhammer

[icu812a]

Whenever I listen to Horace Cooper I'm reminded of What Am I Doing In New Jersey and the bit on preventive detention:

watch?v=l5szw_kSYzw#t=01m20s

[chrispaquette]

the nigga is paid to represent the government

[TheREGISMarkV]

@chrispaquette you got it 

[tomyself1980]

@xx24x7xx i am black and i dont like the black guy... I wish i could set him straight

[maximusTLP]

@tomyself1980 Lol i just wanted to punch that guy in his face.

[MyEyesBled]

Carlin was holding back... he really wanted to get up and strangle the guy... what a brilliant man and thinker he was, ... along with Bill and Frank Zappa!  Thank God Bill is still around to set them straight.... what are we going to do when he passes... ????????

[paul08the17awesome]

This kind of reminds me of Chris Rock and the "appropriate" context to say "faggot."

FAGGOT! Respect people while they're talking!

[Diavolo222]

The guy with the glasses is as brainwashed as they come.

[roool91]

It's funny how americans say Volkswagen :D

I love Bill and George

[happyramram]

that black guy is an example of an uncle tom folks

[rustydog1236]

@happyramram If you read "Uncle Tom's Cabin or Life Among the Lowly" (Harriet Beecher Stowe, author, if you want to go to the library and get it) your life will change.

[VetinariClone]

It must be nice to be Maher, he gets to have one of his personal heroes and a man he obviously styles himself after on his show.

[maximilianitoaguirre]

who is the african guy? he´s a complete dick!

[MrSoakitincider]

another noof bites Carlin's dust...

[hearts76100]

TYPICAL NEGRO......

Well done america, now you have one as president!

[godofthisshit]

@hearts76100

What the hell does that mean?

[hearts76100]

@godofthisshit LOL.....another one!

[clintcastle]

I love how the black guy wont even acknowledge the fascism and corporatism. People have been conditioned to believe that conspiracies are just theories because of dishonest pieces of shit like this. Why is it the only two choices we have is Fascism or Socialism? What about Classic Liberalism? what about freedom?

[CodeProvider]

LET CARLIN SPEAK, FUCKING RETARDS!

[TheWAHTShowTV]

This wouldn't be Politically Incorrect without a dumb anoying person

[tromuniapp]

stupid ralph nader

[alferigeno]

that fucking nigger does not stop talking

[JDMURDERERS]

I loved "people don't want to be controlled by the government..." - "oh they want to be controlled by the businesses and the rich people?" Carlin for the win.

[619stanley]

Google search Horace Cooper, read up on him, it's not surprise that he's saying what he is, he's covering his own ass

[db155678]

bill and carlin are the smartest people in the room

[MrManson94]

three dollars?!?!! A GALLON?! fucking 'ell.. here in Sweden, it costs 3 dollars a LITER!.. thats about a fourth of a gallon..

[Elricck]

@MrManson94 Sweden hey? Very interesting your profile contains not *one BIT* of ANYTHING related to Sweden. You may now make me feel like a total ass by saying you are vacationing there. ;)

[MrManson94]

@Elricck Well Tja du, jag är född och uppvuxen i Linköping, men mina föräldrar kommer båda ifrån Helsingborg. Jag är visserligen en fjärdedels dansk, men jag har bott hela mitt liv här i Sverige. Men jag förstår ändå inte riktigt poängen med att ha en massa grejer om mitt hemland på min profil. I Europa kan man lätt få en form av "rasist-stämpel" om så skulle vara fallet.

...You may google-translate that, if it helps.

[Elricck]

@MrManson94 OUCH!! haha, you *got* me, sorry! Das bedonias, shalom, prosit, cheers! :-)

[MrTechnohound]

i think when ur 18 you should have to take an IQ test and watch all of george carlins videos, if you get under 100 on IQ and or dont agree with carlin you get deported, a country of smart mean people is better then one of idiots that are nice

[Twostones00]

Horace Cooper is a fascist dumb fuk.

[robjla1]

wtf 

[village1diot]

The "Little People" don't know what is going on. They don't understand the issues as well as the experts. They rely on the "experts" to make the important decisions. Unfortunately the "experts" are coming from self interest groups and large companies. They have no intention of making policy that doesn't make them rich. The government is now owned by corporations. Elections are controlled by corporations through the media. We have no control at all

Revolution is the only way to get America back.

[beebleowns]

Black dude has been brainwashed. 

[dapop1001]

The name of the video George Carlin got me here I wish he would have been able to talk a little

[capella1234]

I hate Bill Maher, he's so full of himself it's ridiculous. Carlin is humble, he has sad multiple times he knows he isn't better than anyone else.

[solusdiver]

This would've been better if George Carlin did all the talking and the babe was nude.

[pebblefrog196]

@solusdiver agreed

[wawa326bc]

what year was this

[Proofdmxslim]

Want to know why our country is so fucked up and crazy? Look at this politician then realize 75% of them are identical to him..

[Thegoat152]

forget all that stuped shit will you

[twilight8181]

3 dollars a gallon and there moaning fucking jokers try 10 dollar in most of europe

[walkertongdee]

one genius, one smart ass, two resonably smart people and one idiot.

[manenohead]

@walkertongdee I'm guessing the genius is George Carlin ;)

[wojeb]

I am black, but that black dude is really annoying

[sparbaroku]

@wojeb Agreed.

[4HoursSleep]

@wojeb whats colour got to do with it? just wondering

[xPurpleDrinkx9001]

@wojeb hes not black, michael stipe just fell in a tar pit.

[ward2709]

@wojeb "He is openly white, he just happens to be black"

[Xiku]

@wojeb google the black guy, he was sentenced and pleaded guilty. " Now back to Earth!"

[xx24x7xx]

@wojeb I am white and that black dude is really annoying.

[mikeyg789]

@wojeb I am White and that nigga is really dumb

[makano1]

@wojeb that black guy is what i here in Norway "sjokolade is" which is an ice cream that is brown on the outside and white on the inside :)

[antmayfield]

@wojeb Its cuz he sold his soul to the devil.. the corporate devil

[InevitableEnigma]

@wojeb I see what you did there...

[MatheusLegenda]

@wojeb I will never get this Urkel phenomena. I had a friend from FB. Acted like the fiercest no BS muh fuggah online. On the telephone, he sounded like Henry Louis Gates.

[47f0]

@wojeb - cool. 40 thumbs up from white folks amazed that one black person could disagree with another black person. Gee, we white folks thought all you black folks were like the Borg. Seriously? What does you being black have to do with the black dude being really annoying, and what does him being really annoying have to do with him being black? Sheesh - I have a penis, but that penis dude is really annoying.

[ricarcorpse]

is it me, or George Carlin burped when he sat down at the beginning?

[axblake1]

"Former Department of Labor Chief of Staff Horace Cooper Pleads Guilty for Failing to Report Gifts from Former Lobbyist Jack Abramoff"

[anythinggoesjoe]

FUCK THE VIEW !

[krayzeejojo]

Is it just me, or does it seem like only Carlin is making kind of sense?

[Frutoses]

Wow, there isn't any public transportation in America? Can someone answer?

[corycashatt90]

George Carlin is my personal idol. :) He was so brilliant.

[BairdofAvon]

I miss George Carlin. He pointed out how bad everything was without a solution. Perfect.

[MastodonManiac]

@BairdofAvon The solution was simply pointing out the bullshit and letting people make up their own minds. Cunt.

[jdub94ful]

I'm all for the government keeping reckless, oblivious, careless people from continuing to practice methods of energy waste and environmental destruction.

[jdub94ful]

George Carlin is a total inspiration. 

[MARTKARBLE]

i agree with the republican, but he is dumb about the corruption

[Svoig]

Holy shit. I agree with the Republican... How is it that they say so many stupid things, but they also manage to squeeze in the genuine pearl of wisdom, "Get the government out of my face"?

[TheLeftoverCrizack]

That poor black guy may have completely destroyed his own point when the gulf was filled with about a billion gallons of oil.

[TheLeftoverCrizack]

FORGET ALL THAT STUPID SHIT WILL YA? Ohhhh that's epic.

[ShinobiSushi]

That horace cooper... he's pretty much a fackin retard eh?

[Archaebob]

The black guy is clearly the least talented debater there, and was being rudely shouted down every two seconds. He's right about most of what he said though.

[cissa527]

I love how George Carlin looks so annoyed everytime Cooper speaks LOL

[PurpleMicrowave]

The thing about George Carlins is that, not only was he one of the most intelligent people of our time, he also had no restrictions when it came to his convictions. He wasn't afraid to speak his mind, no matter how much it was going to affect what other people thought of him. If he believed it, he spoke it. Fuck everyone else. One of the most amazing and brilliant people to have lived. George Carlin, R.I.P. <3

[SternMann93]

Horace Cooper; white guy in disguise! *Transformers theme song playing*

[SternMann93]

"BACK TO EARTH" That some new movie coming out?

[corycashatt90]

Jesus tits, I hate Cooper's voice. I'm gay and he sounds like a fag. LOL.

[insector2]

I liked George Carlin's stuff, but he kinda turned into the old man who spouts on about conspiracy theories. Even if he's right it just gets a little tiring. I thought he was a comedian. :[

[ChipArgyle]

$3 per gallon for gas? Those were the days!

It's astounding how much worse things are now than they were when this clip was recorded.

[Lennon4life1968]

I'd just like to point out that Mr Coopers concern about environmental issues was solely based on him saving 1/3 of his electric bill.

Please keep that mentality out of governments everywhere.

George is right. If it doesn't make money then these people just don't care.

The reason governments were created in the first place was to do the bidding of the people.

No?

[TheRegicold]

Filmed with a Baked Potato

[MeMagicalPie]

They should just knock everyone but Carlin unconscious

[IPartyToBlink]

@MeMagicalPie you dont even know what you're saying, bill maher is a young george carlin

[madtexan89]

Haha, I love Horace Cooper. It's like someone called casting and said "Get me a soulless corporate ass-kissing drone who will believe whatever he's told!"

[diiebane]

While enjoying the republican getting trashed, I also have to say that I don't like that they send him in there without a wingman, a backup who supports him. He could not talk freely, he got objection from every person in that show, including the moderator. He got in that show and got wrecked. "He's a republican, he doesn't deserve better" Everybody is entitled to their opinion and political direction, I want to see you try to be convincing with 4 people against you in a discussion.

[dermonkey]

it literally hurts listening to that guy...

[supremeFTW]

Horace Cooper Pleads Guilty: Former Labor Department Official Caught Up In Abramoff Scandal

Horace Cooper, also a one-time aide to former Republican Rep. Dick Armey when he was majority leader of the House, pleaded guilty to falsifying a document when he did not report receiving gifts from lobbyists Jack Abramoff and Neil Volz in 2003.

George Carlin was a MASTERMIND!

[iReP809]

This BLACK GUY is DUMB ! WAKE UP !

[Nogoals92]

id do her

[Johnnyboi87ct1]

That black guy makes me cringe, George Carlin is the best!

[KramerUSA]

Hey, look! It's adult Urkel all grown up!

[Herc0gs]

Black guy is clearly and idiot, but let's not get all hateful here. There's plenty of white idiots on the recommended videos bar on the right.

[DJSlushyIce]

DICK ARMEY ^_^ bill was tryin not to laugh lol

[AmericanRebel1776]

lol someone shut that dumb nigger up george carlin RIP

[t0ferz]

@AmericanRebel1776 You don't get to make an ignorant statement like that and use Carlin's name in the same post. Fuck off.

[AmericanRebel1776]

who the fuck is that idiot horace

[chadberry75]

make horace..sit in the back of the bus...

[uepala]

Insult to black men and to men in general, cock sucking little shit.

[jddii]

i luv the title the man who made harry poter cry :P

[ZeeriaWinterbourne]

holy shit that guy talks a lot. someone remind him to take a breath and let the smart people talk. Carlin barely got to say anything without getting cut off and he's the one i'm watching this for.

[OfficialTideman]

@ZeeriaWinterbourne its so funny to watch the carlins face while the black guy talks! hahaha you can see he wants to kill him

[theKwnL]

george carlin SMART SMART SMART SMART Horace cooper DUMB!

[MephistoXIV]

I see a room with five jesters watched by a programmed audience. Only one of the jesters knows he's a jester. Even a fool who is informed is better than a fool who speaks for the sake of pervailing madness.

[ostifari]

Didn't Cooper end up in jail over the Abramoff scandal ?

[constantlychangin]

this guy makes black people look bad

[thewarriorsrok]

George Carlin was one of the only people who talked about things that didn't become common knowledge until now.

[PowerMatty]

long live George Carlin! i'm norwegian, and too all americans! you should be proud to have George Carlin on you're resume! makes me respect america just a bit more!

[TheRacketBoss]

stupid fucking horace cooper....

[metru2222]

Corporate conspiracies happen, that's natural, however, the black guy is right, having the government tell you what you can and can't do is facism.

[LambadLambadLambda]

Energy problems were not caused as apart of a conspiracy....bwahahahaah! How ridiculous that black guy sounds now.

[JerrHnTr]

I'm not racist but that cooper dude is fuckin' retarded, i'm surprised georgie kept so calm considering he was a few inches away from him, i would've slapped the shit out of him .

[msbooboo101]

@JerrHnTr It's not racism to dislike retards and retard comes in all colors.

[Gopniknaygly]

@JerrHnTr George is higher than smacking him, he used words to beat the crap out of him

[GermanConquistador08]

We saw in the energy crisis' of the last decade people rationing their own gas, electricity, water etc. because they couldnt pay their bills. The cost of living made me conserve on their own and this is WITH government stifling by not allowing drilling offshores which even more liberal countries like Brazil are doing (A country which relies heavily on tourism and their lovely beaches mind you)

[GermanConquistador08]

"There is no national conspiracy to buy elections and control America" ANd everyone goes apeshit because if that statement is EVER SHOWN TO BE FALSE all Liberal arguements die in their infancy. The entire reason for a nanny state government is gone at that point because theres nothing that the government needs to hold responsible. "No support for the little guy" Which means the common people. Mahr doesnt give a FUCK about anyone but his audience.

[aeopmusic]

3:24 - check out this article segment. "A five-count indictment charged Horace Cooper also took thousands of dollars worth of free entertainment, including tickets to professional baseball, hockey, basketball, and tennis events, as well as concert tickets." - HUFF POST

[tehmiff]

6:40

[CrAZBoy0211]

best part of the video... carlin raisin his hand sayin "I get to talk." XD

[funkystonermonkey]

black republicans......... seems weird to me. 

[fpsexcellence]

every time i hear "dick army" i think of family guy.

[boatofcoins]

they saved the best for last for the introductions

[DrNaturalPhenomena]

This is from the late 90's right? So is this black idiot killed yet?

[CrAZBoy0211]

@DrNaturalPhenomena nope. he got one better. he was arrested as part of the Abramoff Scandal, in which he took gifts from two lobbyists and didnt report it

[983215ljhlkadbspig6y]

Carlin's killin' it, like always.

[BroadwayJosh]

There is nothing more obscene than a "black Republican," an assistant to that giant prick Dick Armey no less!