Best Of Berta, pt 1 [Two And A Half Men]

[Burix1990]

"I guess if they can put a man on the moon, they can put a women on your brother" rofl one of the best parts.

[ted98dukic]

What's a garbage desposal?We don't have those in Europe

[MrDjZarko]

She has the best jokes, I always must laugh

[SnookiePunchedROFL]

Berta is truly the Star of the show

[ThePYT1991]

LMFAO Damn she's like my grandma, only Berta's funny.

[TheWladovic]

The expression "Best of Berta" is redundant

[Dragnoff88]

She needs her own show.

[analivita]

Omg I love her xD

[Digmen1]

Yes I love Berta (just her lines)

[rjl1184]

The small minority that dislike this series of "Best of Berta" have NO sence of humor what so ever. Those people need to light'n up a bit.

[FreekiinStylezz]

zippy! :D

[ASDF123428262]

I LOVE BERTA CHARACTER

[peeweecee]

Charlie Sheen used to be goodlooking!

[klobasa29]

im sure i had my reasons :-D

[Marvcohen]

I want Berta to clean my place

[charlieisgone]

Goofy clueless bastard... hahahaha

[sheen4life]

Now if you ladies will excuse me i have three buses to catch! * whooosh *

Berta is WINNING

[hollowedoutKIWI]

<3 Berta

[PrinceAlexandros]

Berta es la leche !!!

[jnorth]

Berta was and is the best character on the show. What's hilarious is that she's more of a man and has much more common sense than all of the male characters in the house. She looks at all of them and thinks "you fucking idiots".

[MegaWolfsBlood]

@jnorth yeah but now that she has more parts in the ashton kutcher version she isnt as funny as when she was with charlie sheen.

[Twostones00]

Berta i love you!!!!!

[kangadillo]

I really hope that when the show ends, we will get to see Conchata Ferrell in another series. She's priceless!

[arendevon]

which episode is the one with berta giving alan the toilet seat

[Raven12516]

Does anyone else think that Berta is more of a man than Alan?

[CSadiku726]

@Raven12516 no, you're right

[SonicsTheMan]

Ok, ok, who would you prefer to wake up next to out of Berta and Nessa from Gavin And Stacey?

[930rage]

HAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHA. ''HE EATS LIKE A REFUGEE AT 1:55 to 2:00

[930rage]

I freaking love this woman's humour.

Good morning, you goofy clueless bastard. HAHAHAAHA

[TheMrjoebx8]

leave a message at the beep 1:29

[dmmillerjr]

Berta is the best! The writers really know how to give her lines that she can hit our of the park.

[MyScuderiaFerrari]

The woman of my dreams.

[babygizmoe]

forget about charlie if jake or berta leave i leave

[siriah1976]

"leave a message at the beep. BEEP" LMFAO. That was too funny

[liria121]

"zippy's getting his freak on" lmfao XD

[robbantheshit]

charlie who? if berta leaves, i leave :)

[schm147]

If he can't tell which hole is which, he's headed for big trouble down the road. xD

[shellbuddy2002]

Love Berta!!!!

[domirules28]

berta rules!!! i remember her playing a similar character in hearts afire back in 1992....

[KeusFrench]

LOL - he eats like a refugee!

[manoman0]

so she's bringing you a 4 year old...hahahhahahaa

[Tanyamar79]

I LOVE Berta!!!

[arendevon]

which episode is berta sistier in

[mcjwserenity]

@arendevon "A Kosher Slaughterhouse in Fontana"

[vegafly1]

Who the hell dislikes this? What a bunch of losers.

[tricksterhuaun]

Oh please Chuck, if Charlie is out of the nineth season, at least let Berta stay

[Awayze]

@tricksterhuaun Only Charlie's gone :(

I wish they'd have carried on with Alan taking the lead and ended gracefully.

[tricksterhuaun]

@Awayze What pisses me off it's that they treated the death of Charlie like it wasn't a big deal, just a mildly inconvinience.

I mean, Charlie was on that show for 8 years man, at least have some respect, you know.

[fpfbm54]

two and a half men in english is terrible!

[fowlername]

@fpfbm54 cuz u cant speakt it ? ^_^

[fpfbm54]

@fowlername No i'm able to speak it quite good regarding it's not my mother tongue. It's just weird to hear their voices when i usually always watch it in german.

[fowlername]

@fpfbm54 aoh okey

[3ku1]

@fpfbm54 wel considering two and a half men is an american show? What other language would it be in? Apart from being interpreted in other languages, or do you mean its funnier in german? Well I dont speak german so I wouldent find it funny

[fpfbm54]

@3ku1 Well as is grew up watching it in german,yes i find it funnier in german. Obviously you wouldn't find it funny as you don't speak german. I guess if i were british or american i'd also find it funnier in english.

[bip01]

Why is everybody moaning abaout Charlie? It would be much worse if Berta ever left

[The420esham]

what next the best of cotton hill

[samirsukhadia]

"If they could put a man on the moon, they could put a woman on your brother." HAHHAHAHAH

[snizzlefrazzy]

i LOVE Berta!

[DungeonDragonNM]

haha! "Not necessarly I took the money out of your wallet". Bertha is the funniest

[EminemFan202]

What I wouldn't give for a maid like Berta

[TheMatthen]

berta rocks!

[angusyoung15]

Good morning, you goofy, clueless, bastard.

Lmao

[tariqmghazi]

good morning you goofy clue less bastard

[mircea4steaua]

Berta: Jerry, 14 years god rest his soul

Charlie: He's dead?

Berta: He better be

Which episode is this quote

[mircea4steaua]

Berta: Jerry, 14 years god rest his soul

Charlie: He's dead?

Berta: He better be

[stuartw1996]

Finally, something do do with Two And A Half Men that isn't in German!

[RlNCE]

@stuartw1996 Now that's a good one ;] Point for you, hah! ;]

[bisafanPM]

@stuartw1996 the german voices are better :D

[MegaOldham1]

good morning berta, morning you clueless goofy bastard lol

[makinglaffs]

Why don;t they make a spinoff of two & a half men ~~~ The Berta show ! that would rule!!!

[neoman289151]

What is this "denmothers fiasco"?

[ajsaccount1991]

Berta is HOT!

[thesmartphonereviews]

Leave a message at the beep, BEEEEEP!!!

[shikkadance]

Berta could be the new star of the show! Fuck Ashton.

[CherishTheMomentsz]

berta is better than charlie!!!! BERTA FOREVER!

[fermillo65]

"... and yet my raise is permanent" that gets me everytime! xD!

[TheCardwellshow]

WE NEED CHARLIE - wewantsheen . com < its a petition!

[Qw3rtykid3]

Berta and Jake are the best!

[piinkwendo]

I love Berta </3

[pazzarelli26]

"Guess what I got a raise" lol.

[ferrarasa]

i wish bertha was my houskeeper 2!!! would be amazing !!!

[chetitoh]

El papel que juega berta en esta serie, es genial! cada palabra que dice es una risa asegurada!

[pabvision]

Well if they do reboot two and a half men this year I hope she comes back great shes funny

[dcaff330]

leave a message at the beep....BEEEEEP

[YASSER9210]

loooooooooooooooooool

[emo12327]

Berta #FTW

[midgetonskis18]

Berta: What are you doing?

Charlie: Making my famous huevos rancheros for my brother and nephew.

Berta:No kidding, what stupid thing did you do that your trying to make up for?

Haha

[DreadfulControversy]

Charlie: I haven't seen her in five years

Berta: So I'm guessing she's bringing you a 4 year old?

LMAO

[granta454]

Shes rocks hahahahahaha 3:22

[KZBProductionCo]

zippy's gettin' his freak on

[SeberHusky]

"Good morning you goofy, clueless bastard!"

[sama31655]

She reminds me of my science teacher

[WCD73]

I wish Berta was my housekeeper!!

[fattybuccha72190]

@WCD73 Same here. That would be awesome!!!

[Bella22Maria]

@WCD73 I KNOW! RIGHT!? it would make my life intresting

[puffyluvr]

@WCD73 i dont but i wish i knew someone like her ^_^

[CheeseReaper22]

Berta reminds me a lot of Geoffrey from The Fresh Prince

[ButchCDPR]

This was my mom all the way.... God i miss her lol

[laumilia1]

finally someone post a video about Berta...thanks a loooot...Berta is amazing

[mbenzsl2000]

@laumilia1 agree, Berta is absolutely hilarious

[Mrdjudju98]

I like this show very much, BERTA ROCKS !!

[Surfer041]

I love this show, please make a part 2. BERTA RULES!