Horrific Monkey Attack at Longleat Safari Park

[djmaleda]

My question is. Why are you lying to get views??? Are you that desperate??? Where in the hell is THE HORRIFIC MONKEY ATTACK??? If you buy something from a shop and it failed to do what it advertised, wouldn't you get pissed off??? Here you are adopting that ILL trend and using it for yourself on YouTube. Have you no shame??? And the people that are liking and falling for this have you not got any morals??? What ever happened to right and wrong??? WE should not allow this trend to be the norm.

[BlodunShugar]

It just makes my blood boil... I'd like to spank their monkeys. I'd spank them silly. SPANK! SPANK! SPANK! Arughhh!. . . . Good vid. It's great. I like the bit where the girl has to run over the limp monkey who cant run fast enough to get out of the way.

[jabusso]

tool

[jabusso]

tool

[friscolane]

my wife listens almost as well as yours does. You have my sympathy. Do you have to yell "hit the brakes" a thousand times in 3.2 seconds also?

[jcg2466]

Absolutely love your British accent and reaction to the monkey's on the car. Quite funny I think. Could listen to your over reaction anytime. Come visit Niagara Falls would love to show you and your wife around.

[odebuzzard]

@jcg2466 WOW! thanks so much, I've never seen a nice comment on Youtube before!

If we ever make it over to the U.S.A. I'll make sure I let you know first. We're best friends now!

[jcg2466]

@odebuzzard Remember you are probably dealing with a bunch of ignorant, grandiose Americans that cannot appreciate anything.... Sorry to hear that. It's times like this that make me embarrassed to be an American!!! This is a great video. I love watching Public Broadcasting Station (PBS) because they air alot of Brtiish shows. Most of the people on here probably aren't past Music Television!!! So remember except for the people with the negative posts we love you!!!

[mikemvb55]

u need a new girlfriend-wife. i cant believe she is not listening to you anything you say, u should of left her with those monkeys.

[ThePighead10]

it's obviously a joke you idiots

[Mascapownee]

Seriously want to smack you right in the face you massive piece of shit. If u were that bothered about the monkeys then the the fuck did you go in there in the first place?! Suggesting to squirt them with the window cleaner with antifreeze and all sorts of chemicals in could be fatal for them! Fucking tit.

[Mascapownee]

@sdn6478p LOL!!!!

[Falconiac]

You are absolutely hillarious.

[theweenersucker]

stop complaining bitch

[stemoza]

I really feel for this guy's wife

[culturebully3]

not the most riveting video i've ever seen...

[sdn6478p]

I hope you die you whining pieces of shit. I sat through this entire video waiting for this terrible monkey attack, but it turns out you are just completely fucking retarded. Seriously once again I hope monkeys sneak into your house in the middle of the night and fucking maul the shit out of you and then post a you tube video of you titled "This is a real monkey attack you whining British twats."

[terrortorn]

Its amazing how many people put videos on Youtube presumably hoping for a good reaction or genuinely wanting to be entertaining but it results in the public concluding that they are Twats.

[zayastm]

Wow... horrific monkey attack??? I bet you after the safari the girl told you next time you will wait outside...

[xSebLefebvreGirlx]

ummm i thought you werent supposed to move the car until the monkeys got off, am i wrong?? :/

[hotmonkfish]

Mate you are a very boring cunt surprised you have convinced someone to marry you, ' no not the windscreen wiper!

[sarahmash101065]

you were like a comady programe so worried about your car and the wife so apparently not worried

[11sophiemarie]

Vicious attack?!! OMG what an annoying man. What exactly did he think they would do, have a pinic set up w/tea and crumpets waiting for his whineness. Stay home next time and play w/ your rattle.

[rycoys10]

what a cock this bloke is !!

[doe791]

Red light saber for you evil one!

[RtothamuthafuckinA]

Stupid fuckin video

[Mickey1pmg]

I can almost hear this douche telling this story to his friends (in the accent) "So theis munkay hopped up on the coupe and I was all WHATS ALL THIS THEN?!" The only thing horrific about this is the verbal diarrhea coming out of your mouth you call a language...

[Mickey1pmg]

@Mickey1pmg Also, your wife CLEARLY wears the pants. Stop being such a pussy.

[KevinxpkVoltage]

that guy is acting like a little child, god damn

[killbabymonkeys]

I would have brought some bananas laced with poison to hand out to the vermin.

[tattoofaerie]

Not really a horrific attack now was it, what did you really expect from driving through a monkey enclosure. We went to knowsley safari park and drove through there and we knew there would be trouble they Snapped the number plate off ripped all the rubber from the window screen wipers off, the chewed out all the water yets and ripped off the ariel. But thoughs are the chances you take driving through a place like that!!!

[bubblegummers84]

What an annoying little man, with his whinging commentary throughout! Somebody should have stuffed his face with chemicals, that might have shut him up. Such a wuss, your wife clearly has a bigger pair than you!

[bridgeteseketiku]

turn it on turn it on turn it on turn it on turn it on she should have replied with shut the f*ck up shut the f*ck up shut the f*ck up shut the f*ck up shut the f*ck up

[kiepoolies]

id love to punch the faggot's face who is askin tha woman to turn the windscreen wiper on, annoying as fooook

[MrBullhawk]

Oh yes, a horrible attack indeed. How did u get out of that situation alive

[69southpole]

vicious?? are you kidding!? They seem pretty calm and just curious. They were biting it in a playful way and why would you drive when a monkey is on the car?

[smarki81]

@69southpole- to get the little destructive fucker off ofc :D

[69southpole]

Shut the fuck up. Its a monkey. They climb on things! They just seem to be playing around and checking you all out. Calm down wow. What did you expect to see? sleeping monkeys?. Your lucky you got that close. Ungrateful snobby whining fuck

[artist45]

what an idiot

[BufirdMauhaney]

That woman needs to be more obedient to her man.

[pajithabrah1]

@BufirdMauhaney  thats funny how u end with this comment after watching the video..

[MaliceDispersion1]

this guy is an asshole

[anneshrley]

duh! You went in a safari park and did not think the monkeys would climb on the car? dumbass!

[23godofdeath]

jesus christ. ur fucking paranoid. you knew the monkeys would do something like that. and u still went into the enclosure. u stupid idiot.

[KassialuvsAnime]

its only a windscreen wiper mate, so what, it got a few dents and salyva! but at least the monkey is safe! ur wife is more commonscence than you, she cares for her ansestors that created us, next time, LET THEM GO ON YOUR CAR!!!!!!!!!!!!

[48mwl]

 Help, help, help !! Somebody give this guy some change or a few scracth off tickets nad maybe he will leave us alone !! You two sound like 4 th graders.

[partyatthemoon]

Would you shut the hell up dude.

[KazanProductionz]

dumbass you should of just drove off think smart

[MadisenFais]

He's adorable!!

[KYMAMI]

its only a problem because you dip shits are their in their homes,dumb asses deserve what they get

[jonesp6459]

Do you care one whit about the monkey's safety? You want to knock it off your car with the wiper blade while you are moving? How many monkeys did you hit with your car along the way?

[odebuzzard]

Not much sympathy here considering how vicious the monkey attack was. Oh well, thanks for watching... I guess.

[maltisfortunatament]

@odebuzzard LOL you don't get out much do you?

[WhiteRusski]

probly the most annoying little girl ive ever heard

[robinhoodsun]

here's hoping the monkeys kill you next time.

[robinhoodsun]

it's a little monkey not the fucking terminator! what a girl