【東方Anime】 TouhouDVD1 - 全人類ノ非想天則 【HQ】

[StudiosSistem]

1:50

whats wrong there ?!

[ryoutarou128]

悔しいけど。燃える歌詞に負けたぜえええええええっと！！

[Jchanproductions]

Sanae: AAAAAAAHHHHH

Reimu: AAAAAAAHHHHH

Marisa: FUUUUUUUUUUUU-

Yukari: Just as planned.

DAMNIT YUKARI

[deidara90111]

Хуйня

[oXSheWolfXo]

Moriya Team, ASSEMBLE !!!

[ultimatechucknorris]

i can imagine flandre flying out of nowhere and completing obliterating everyone.

[Knuxsu2015]

did Reimu like go evil or something?

[CristalFighter]

@Knuxsu2015 Well, my friend. Reimu was the bad one in the first place.

I'll give you a few examples:

Touhou 6 - ruining a little sicky girl's chance of having a bit fun out of her house after a long time.

Touhou 8 - Making a princess upset and sending her to a place she doesn't want to be at.

Touhou 10 - Fighting another shrine maiden that had nothing to do with her and then fighting two gods.

Touhou 11 - Ruining Gensokyo's chance of moving to a new era of nuclear machines.

Enough reasons?

[DJstagen]

@CristalFighter Actually in Touhou Subterranean Animism, Okuu was going to go raze the surface with her new found Nuclear powers.

Imperishable night's story was that the Eientei group had hidden the moon to prevent a lunar invasion.

[SOSHaruhi101]

1:50

Nice :3

[Mr0952animefreak]

lol, gotta love the yukkuri ! Take it Easy!

[waddlerobloxxxx]

OH SHI--

NOW WE JUST NEED TO ADD IMPERIAL GERMANY

AND WE´D HAVE SOME SRSLY EPIC SHIT

[jslindsey93]

Prof. Okuu the "Coo Coo" Scientist

PHD: Atomic mass destruction

super deep voice* (OOOO YEEEAAAAA)

[RichardOnADragon]

And then everyone realises that they were just fighting on Yuka's field, and they all have a moment of panic before annihilation.

[ILuvStuffRandom]

i came here to see Dr. Okuu

[videohell201]

and since when

DID REIMU ATTACK MARISA???!!!!!

[togaka3]

@videohell201 since touhou 2 and again in 3,4, 7.5, 8, 9, and 10.5. so pretty much all the time.

[videohell201]

WHAT THE FUCKING@#!*& IS THIS

new tech bots?

[LordVeldrin]

this....... doesn't feel right.......

[ghoohg551]

No clue whats going on, but this is still awesome hehe.

[chrischiefxxx]

marisa is like wtf

[elARTEdelPOOP]

Jewish transformers? lol

[LinkDai]

hahahahahaha hasta la letra me da risa XD

[MEGAMANZXZ200]

@LinkDai jajaja reimu arrastro a marisa jajaja XD

[Mikiglaceon]

..... BWAHHHAHHAHAhaha..... gotta get THAT out....hahhahaha......

[toarumazyutsu2010]

紫がダークサイドって訳だな

それにしても雷雨の音がリアルwww

[Soulcalibar41]

Why the Hell does Reimu look like a super-villian? And where did that moving fortress come from!? Is that the Hakurei Shrine!?

[TheRockMouse]

Touhou: Mountain of Faith

By: Michael Bay

[puccagarukiss]

@TheRockMouse LOL DUDE!! that great!

[yamiyomizuki]

youkai beware zettai yuru sanae has a giant robot

[zjork]

lol at suwakos faces and drill-bot and allo rofl at merisa's house xD

[Wings012]

Seriously subs where.

[shaamat00]

keroro gunsou is a secret fan of suwako XD me too

[jjjjoivfgh98vb]

2:07



[TheAtomicBonkanator]

I herd sanae lieks ropes

[SenseiRaisen]

i want to see badly now Hisou Change! as the Getter Robo ... the union is really exactly as the Getter also the feature of a plane type , drill type and big machine type vehicle look the resemblance too ... only because the Hisou had a resemblance to Mazinger Z too ... but the change stll could works too ...also they are 3 piloting ... and also in 1:10 to 1:12 said: HisouTensoku HASSHIN! ... as in Getter Robo! <3 ... as a Big Fan of Gigant mech and Getter Robo this vid is awesome

[uraharaYorrch]

Sanae smiles with the sado torture 1:48

[inuyashaspet]

0:18 innocent, startled expression on Marisa?

yeah.... uh huh..

[TheBixingNood]

Dr. Okuu Akagi is the absolute best thing.

[shikyshu767]

1:27 lol look at reimu :p

[drap13]

Lol =(

[12togo34]

if the artilerry scale gauss rifle from the game S.T.A.L.K.E.R was here.then everybody would get pwned by it in 1 2 and rareley 3 shots

[comradekilroy]

They're Jewish?

[aznsorawarrior]

LOLOLOLOLOL WTF!!!

[rubysp]

Tokyo big site? hahaha

[ParadoxNG]

I wonder what kind of fucking awesome storyline this would have it were an anime.

[FineUniversary]

１ｍあたり約１８．３ｋｇ



[Joannayin]

...lulzwtf

[DANYAEL51]

I like the part when Yukari suddenly appears in her gap

[SenseiRaisen]

Mazinger Z + Shin Getter Robot + GAR `Gurren Lagann + Touhou = THIS!!!! <3 ...

we need to call this Hisokutensoku Z ... when Danmaku are fighting whit GAR Robots

[leopold621]

O,O WTF! I would like to see a touhou bullet hell shoot em up like this.

[LoVeYaoiYuri]

at 1:50 Sanae is M same Tenshi??

[Buckets1671671]

Power rangers VS Jews.....?

[AngelDarkRose987]

Wait why is Reimu the bad guy????? Senae is the evil step-sister!!!

[KragonSplinter]

Okuu made a valid effort to seem smart at 1:46.

Shame it's a ruse.

[animeking1357]

Touhou's Mazinger Z. Also anyone know the name of the song?

[westtxtapper]

@animeking1357 "Our Hisou Tensoku"

[KazuyaRazuKazama]

1:51 ...oh, yeah. That's what you envision when you're trying to get some adrenaline going. Makes ya wonder what went through Goku's mind when he first fought Vegeta, doesn't it? LMFAO!

[tehbp3500]

needs more things that actually make sense.

[SuperChiruno]

藍しゃまと澄がかわいいｗ



[mrxai658]

what is this SUPER ROBOT WARS

[Klanler]

The missiles need to take it easy.

Yukari is behind all of it, that smile 2:11 is my proof.

[fadingcoIors]

LOLOL@ At 1:47

[excalibursystem]

reimu: MARISA, THE YUKKURI ROCKET LAUNCHER!!!!!!

marisa: why me?...why me?

[amvnutneara]

lol at last memory

[maosama013]

Nitori's been busy huh.

[leaffall1]

[ ] Magic

[ ] Eirin's Shady New Drug

[x] Yukari is Fooling Around Again

[x] Moriya Shrine Conspiracy

[RoyalEmma3CP]

FUCK TRANSFORMERS THIS IS BETTER CUZ REIMU IS PISSED ABOUT DONATIONS

[MSA179E]

あ、ビックサイトってやっぱりロボットになるんだね

[MrHayatesigumanext]

東京ビグザムサイトwww

[rarara0842]

ゆっくりしていってね!!

[pvc988]

And Marisa is such a good friend that she would do anything for Reimu. If she did know that it is not not real Reimu then Marisa would Final Spark her. [DAMN IM TRIPPIN] :PP

[pvc988]

This Reimu is player2(shes bad), player1(this is good one) Reimu doesnt have money to pay Nitori for THIS BIG robot.

[Ioshyriku903]

hmmm, why is Reimu the evil character?

[OLYA3243]

@Ioshyriku903

in 12.3 she is devil :D

[littlemasterv]

Marisa: 0:51: Reimu said she will kill be if I didn't come.

Reimu 1:22 : PUSH THE DAMN BUTTON!

Marisa: 1:24 : Clam down bitch......

[RockmanMeltdown]

So epic *_______*

[travischan03]

Unexpected...

[Rikarikun]

that would make a great game. even if a fanmade one...

[NightOfFaith]

hehe i Lol'd :D

[DissRediss]

Ha-ha-ha! Go Grendaizer! ))))))

[gokk777]

My Ran grew o_o...........nice

[Darkmega24492]

Touhou 13: Great Shrine Wars (東方１３： 神社大戦争)　

[NekoNyanDemyx]

Reiuji was never dumb! she just didn't have her glasses on. It all makes sense now~

[shrodu]

It was fine until they added robots and fetish content.

[narutofanbda]

how did she get the robot if she has no donations..

[GrandChaser456]

@narutofanbda Yukari....maybe

[animeking1357]

@narutofanbda She stole it!

[uraharaYorrch]

@narutofanbda She HAS donations, the one whithout temple followers is reimu ^^

[TheXxLawlietxX]

@uraharaYorrch ...I think he was talking about Reimu's robot XD

[uraharaYorrch]

@TheXxLawlietxX SHIT... THAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU ARE TALKING ABOUT 2 MIKOS AND DON'T SPECIFIED WHOM YOURE TALKING ABOUT HAHAHA

OK I ACCEPT MY ERROR

[uraharaYorrch]

@TheXxLawlietxX Is that so?

wel sorry haha

Then, I change my answer to:

she's a miko, she just pray for a divine-evil machine^^

[TheXxLawlietxX]

@uraharaYorrch THEEEEERE you go! :D

[calvinruin]

@uraharaYorrch She has YOUKAI temple followers, which is a bit sad since she's a youkai hunter XD

[uraharaYorrch]

@calvinruin Aren't they just intersted in Reimu? I suposed that they're not temple followers, but reimu visitors

[calvinruin]

@uraharaYorrch mabey, but since shes the only shrine maiden and those youkai are more than 50% of all the youkai in gensokyo... its like a youkai shrine at this point. Especially those parties she thows at the shirne (all youkai parties) :D

[kaiteng316]

@narutofanbda Reimu had a deal with the devil.... I mean Yukari.

[AquaGrunty200]

@narutofanbda The Yamaxanadu was right! She /is/ just pretending to be poor to get pity/money. >o>

[yuzurugrs]

魔理沙が可愛いなw

霊夢がちょっと・・・

[Manonthe3up]

*holds X-mas lights*

I BET THE JEWS DID THIS

Thank you if you get the reference.

[KailGMC]

何気にいい曲

ロボットがマジンガーにそっくりやあ

[kanavi2]

I love this series, Mobile Suit Mazinger touhou

[seal2sword]

おもしろすぎるだろこれ！！

[Zerud]

it's something that I got over the time, everytime I see something out of place in touhou I started thinking "goddammit yukari!" I thought for once I was wrong, but then she appears!

[Solarchos]

1:50 Wait, WTH are Kanako and Suwako doing to Sanae? SANAE IS A GOOD GIRL! Save the torture for Reimu!

[kanavi2]

@Solarchos who said it was torture? :x

[ShadeTheChao]

@kanavi2 How can it be torture when she's smiling, anyway? :3

[Solarchos]

@ShadeTheChao Hmmm...maybe Sanae's not really a good girl after all. :P

[RoyalEmma3CP]

4 people don't know how to use robots :_(

[ValkyrieStryker]

Oh my god, this is just too epic. XD

[xxYakumoYukarixx]

I introduced the Idea of transforming mechs from the outside world to Nitori ad several others... and, as I expected, Kanako stole the Idea~

Now to sit back and watch some pow-- I mean, Touhou Rangers.

[Churroization]

lol marisa

[reo224]

どうみてもマ○ンガーゼッｔ・・・ッゲホゲホ

[Jennathehedgehog18]

@niokiniki I'm a girl and I find that both weird and strangely arousing....O_o

[Yukiowo]

xDDDDDD lol

[Nemesis4991]

なんぞこれwwwwww

[HaloShinobi]

2:09 Yukari: Just as Ranned.

[oyashirosama00000]

突っ込みどころが多すぎて困る(笑)

[rawrlz]

Marisa: Reimu do I REALLY have to do this...!??!

Chen's so cute ^^ Ran chen and void chick are epic, Marisa's awesome to.

XD Flan and Meiling in a mech everyone would be fucked XD

[MooFasa06]

haha! I lol'ed at the yukkuri missiles :D

[gamrage]

Somehow I knew they were gonna do a parody like this once I heard this song in one of their fighting games..

[Ray5472]

i had no idea Reimu and Marisa were Jewish

[GAMERAinYT]

@Ray5472

this Hexagram called in japan"Kagome-mon"=籠目紋.it has been used over a thousand years ago.

Sorry about using a translator.

------------

KAGOME (Kagome) is a web of bamboo and woven baskets, or is that the grid pattern. Continuous pattern that mimics the name of it. There is said to ward off evil effects.

------------

has nothing to do with the Star of David. Please stop misunderstood how like the swastika to remember.

[Nukurosama]

0:16 yaranaika?

[W4ng4n470r]

wtf is this ... I don't even

[YakumoRei]

WOW KANAKO *_*

[Sharpinel]

I liked how Okuu was the professor. Kinda ironic. Too bad the cat fish didn't appear.

[OmniGman]

I can't stop "WTF'ing!?"!!

[psych0]

WTF was Sanae reminiscing about

[95A1140]

Ha! Gurren Laggan and Touhou together at last! lol awesome

[angeldagdag]

whaaaaa?...Ran have bigger breast then Yukari???..how's that possible?

[grgspunk]

@angeldagdag

Lactation can do that to you.

[Cloudigo]

These Yukkuri are speedy and homing however....

They didn't take is easy!!

[theRealPlaidRabbit]

Touhou plus giant transforming robots. Sure. Add psycho-miko-Reimu. OK.

YUKKURI CANNON!!!??!!!!

LOL.

[waerp11]

燃え！！

[shadowlaharl]

... oookaaay did i see those doors open and have heads shoot missles outof them????? O_o X_X

[izayoi111]

・・・・・・・・え？

[sonicflam]

1:50 is all i have to say

[Blueoriontiger]

Marisa's like "Make it stop...." xD

[Ikkigeta]

Houston we have a problem. Yukkuries are coming. !!!!!!

[Ikkigeta]

Sanae is a good girl even among the robots.

[Oath94]

This video is proof that yukkuris can be used in any way possible.

[GloriousOtaku]

How dares the artis draw windows shaped as david stars

on the Tokyo Big Sight, the landmark of The Awesome Empire of Japan!

[burizulu]

Want more Okuu in lab coat...

[pjotrkiller]

power rangers

[MilenAnessar]

And GO!! Hisoutensoku AKA MaZUNger Z

[MilenAnessar]

Tokyo Big Zam!!

[n16283]

Power rangers

[Archzenom]

@n16283 Hey! This is no Power Rangers man!

[lolghurt]

Now, a humanoid robot is impratical due to balance, but whatever Reimu's riding in is even worse.

[wakwakatreeV1]

Touhou Gurren Lagann!

[4evadiamondz]

@wakwakatreeV1 "YOU ARMPIT IS THE ARMPIT THAT WILL PIERCE THE HEAVENS!"

[ImusakHctividar]

@4evadiamondz

HOW DOES THAT EVEN WORK BIG BRO?!?!

[TheHawk9001]

I wanna see Chens robot

Who's with me!!

[Taldein]

@TheHawk9001 Well... I found this a few day ago, heh

danbooru(dot)donmai(dot)us/pos­t/show/739379/animal_ears-blon­de_hair-blue_oni-brown_eyes-br­own_

[shippou55]

Really good clip, even if it is ruined by surprise fan service.

Seriously you can't just put boobies in every video like that

[Piemur1]

@bmhv95 Because she was kind of pushed into that job (she didn't want to). Also, the missiles still put to great effect. Gave Reimu the opening to finish Sanae.

I'm just confused to which side Marisa is on...left or right? Early it looked like left, but at the missile scene looked like right...

[HelloKwak]

I'm so confused, but Gensokyo is now officially the coolest place ever. IN my MIND.

[HumanIceTea]

lol reimu was like "KILL THEM ALL" and marisa was like "buu~"

[ThePivotAdventures]

1:51

LOL

[MrMrbloopers]

nothing to say but BAD FU--IN @SS!!!

[notchedearpichu25]

Reimu ? O_o

[junesue1205]

EE CHIII FUIRRUDOO?!?!?!?

[Aozame]

...why does Reimu's robot have Big Zam legs?

[IceBrawler6]

Reimu: I WANT MY DAMN DONATIONS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[SkyFormToad]

lol marisa and suwako xD

[tomitanoshii]

Yukarin @ 2:14 "Just as planned."

[LoVeYaoiYuri]

Mad epic LOL

[08kimmy]

I can't believe how fucking epic is this.

[tiu007]

lol EPIC OLD SCHOOL DRAWING of robot!!!!!!!!! 

[brebrexv]

Alright I've got 2 questions about this: 1. Is this a crossover with something? I mean I know it's Touhou, but is this all original, or a crossover with something else?

And 2. OMG WHAT IS THE NAME OF THIS SONG?! It's amazing.

~Brishari~