Scary Movie Paradox Arguments

[Jsoccer4lyfe]

"You should be teaching classes, you state dropping" Lol XD

[sgomez97]

lmfaooo. ima put on myspace. lmfaoo

[PsiloCube]

"Damn! That's some quantum shit right there," :D roflmao

[sloth11223344]

That women raised me from birth LMFAO

[ExtremeDre]

KH damn!!!! is epic

[PoisonBlade415]

Is it just me? or does the killer video tape spark a lot of nonsense rather than panick in this movie?

[MOBYdick974]

Look what they did to my Grandma Ma! *Throws Grandma on manhole*

[MOBYdick974]

*Agggghhhhh* Grandma!?! The zombies got my Grandma!!!

[Bakazuraz]

These movies were pretty lame, but this running gag was pretty hilarious.

[ColdCritic52]

Fuck these arguments are always funny lol

[MsNintendo64Gamer]

They got my grandmama!! *Throws into manhole* That woman raised me from birth.

[ShakeNBacon9Ely4]

ima put that on Myspace :)

[YugoJD]

Hahaha David Copperfield, love that part

[barryvs]

THAT SHIT WOULD BE REDUNDANT

[riverkid32]

Unless.... YOU A ZOMBIE

[77777Jamal]

I don't recall waking up dead!

[month671]

How does a person turn up missing? I cant figure it out

[riverkid32]

THE BITCH AINT DAVID COPPERFIELD  BEST PART DAMN THATS SOME PLAUSEABLE SHIT RIGHT THERE

[vinnceyounG10]

The bitch ain't David Copperfield! lmao funniest part

[TheLilstyles]

GRANDMA!??....the zombies got my grandma!! die granda die!! die! look what they did to my grandmama!! lmao



[glennjamin9000]

"The bitch ain't David Copperfield!!!"

[Fergus040]

That some QUANTUM shit!

[KTK336]

WTF I THINK I JUST FIGURED THIS OUT.......SERIOUSLY

[dre4117]

does anyone else have to sit back and think about this stuff? lol

[NarcolepticFilmer]

this is like troll philosophy

[PoisonBlade415]

Unless... you a zombie.

[hussein335]

@PoisonBlade415 DAMN! thts some pausible shit right there! you should blog about that!

[TheQuikStep]

2:31 Scalper! Longshot! 

[acewiz112988]

Ima put this on MySpace lmao

[TankerShanker67]

The bitch ain't David copperfield

[TheCoolMovement]

@TankerShanker67 The unfunniest line of the whole video. Congrats for finding it.

[prettygirl356]

u know u've seen this too many times when you start saying everything they say at the same time as they say it lol

[prettygirl356]

omg i love this! lol me & my friend did this all the time in class last semester! lol i love it!

[keineiners]

@Lipush they're only in the third and fourth movie.

[s3xykan0290]

Scary movie 5 coming this years

[MrGeorgeDashington]

i don't remember the zombie part at the end

[biggie3x9]

Omg this is hilarious

[TheCoolMovement]

'That's some quantum shit' 2funny

[pandaexpress81]

DAMM! thats quantum shit right there, rofl.

[Lipush]

they do that shit only in the third and forth movie?

[footballking1122]

UNLESS you a zombie

[CrypticMajesty]

DAMN Thats some plausible shit right there

[bluesfan4005]

THE BITCH AIN'T DAVID COPPERFIELD!!!

[MegaDemi15]

unless your a zombie lol

[InTheGrooveBabii]

LOL so true

[louiecord]

"the bitch aint david copperfield" xD

[PeterBluth]

Here's an argument for them to have in the next movie. "When I caught up to them, they were gone." Someone I worked with said that to me and my first response was "How in the hell do you catch up with someone when they're not there?"



[RealFad3]

@PeterBluth Because When You Catch Up They Was Always There! lol

[PeterBluth]

@RealFad3 So you're telling me a person I can chase after a person that isn't there and when I get to where I'm going, they'll be there?

[RealFad3]

@RealFad3 pahahahahaha YES! this made my day lol

[alyssabland063099]

You can't go da bed DEAD, man that shit would be redunkulous!

LMFAO!!!! :D

[QueenNarcissa]

unless..... you a zombie. LMFAO u can't beat IGNANTTT hood logic loll

[ninasharris123]

Eff the 17 people who dislike this video

[MrPaCorcoran]

17 people turned up missing, den woke up dead coz there RATS!!! DAMN!!

[diradabba1]

they r the best 2gether XD

[haqeemavelli]

when turn up you never missing....and when you missing you turn up.....wtf is that UNLESS U WERE A ZOMBIE

[BITYProdz]

Anthony Anderson look like the predatore with them dreads lol

[j1791m]

lol these guys' logic is UNPARALLELED!

[ndrwplussine]

what's a brokeback pair?

[Clemoza]

Shannequa what a monkey name.

[MrHenkules]

Those dudes are deep.

[captainihab]

A movie without black people is a suckish movie lol

[louridah2]

DAYUMM!! You mighta just made a fact right there,that's some real shit. :D:D

[Gh0st3009]

To bad Myspace is dead xD

[MrHenkules]

@Gh0st3009 But does it wake up alive?

[RadioheadShady]

BITCH AIN'T DAVID COPPERFIELD

[thurlestown1]

dats som plausable shit

[dbeaudoin80]

Shit, my aunt Shaniqua used to live over there, man.

[chizzle345]

An this morning he woke up dead.. what? I cant figure out that argument at all

[Youoftube1]

THAT'S SOME QUANTUM SHIT RIGHT THERE

[ChrisDoll44]

How the hell do you turn up missin?

[lilganstaer]

" but what if a mouse goes outside does it become a rat and if a ratgoes inside does it become a mouse"

[TankerShanker67]

Damn that sum real shit you said right there

[mississippicandy25]

Lmmfao reeeeeaaaaalllll hard

[watcanicallmyself]

Wait, how do u turn up missing the next morning before you tell someone about the trashdigging zombie??

[jasonmichaelfan]

@watcanicallmyself unless u a zombie

[amir4244]

@thecityboy781 yeah you know something? We HEEAAARD them, we didn't ask for lyrics..

[fabyewv]

you should blog about that!!

[ben20059]

you telling me that you can do to bed dead and wake up alive

[MultiBlueDodge]

unless yo a zombie!!! lmao

[Realmustang88]

they can still feel eletricity lol :D

[Enbix]

LOOK WHAT THEY DID TO MY GRANDMAMA!

hahahaha

[hussein335]

how the hell do you turn up missing?!?

[MrJuLiO525]

tan chiris soy un coño

[TayandTay1]

How in the hell you turn up missin?

Cuz no one knows where u r when they realize u ain't dead!!!

[henry199622]

UNLESS! you a zombie..............DAYUM!!!

[dt6197]

..........oh shit...you know this is old as hell when they talking about myspace 0_0

[10JWoww]

You know you have seen this too many times when this shit starts making sense.

[dt6197]

@10JWoww lmfao i know right

[younghead14]

@10JWoww hell yea

[CrypticMajesty]

@10JWoww gotta admit though the rat and mouse shit made sense

[10JWoww]

@CrypticMajesty It does...then again, how many times have you watched it XD

[bryanlew88]

just b/c you can go to bed alive and wake up dead, does not necessarily mean that you can go to bed dead and wake up alive. Dread locks guy never said this and when the other guy said are you saying you can go to bed dead and wake up alive - that is a logical inverse and not correct.

[adewise1]

@bryanlew88 The guy in dreads said you can wake up dead 'cos you're alive when you go to sleep. So using the same logic if you can wake up alive, that means you can go to bed dead

[bryanlew88]

@adewise1 no, that is a logical inverse. Logical inverses are not logical equivalents. Using "that same logic" to arrive at the answer you did is a logical flaw.

[adewise1]

@bryanlew88 what? dude. Say for instance the guy with dreads is actually correct, which he isn't. He's saying

you can wake up dead 'cos you're alive when you go to sleep. Now how he arrives at this is a logical inverse I agree. However, IF we assume that the guy in dreads is right, then the other guy's statement - if you can wake up alive, that means you can go to bed dead - has to be correct. It's direct logic. IF the guy in dreads is correct, the other guy has to be right too.

[prawnbutters]

@bryanlew88 What?!?

[TheHinojos16]

ZOMBIES..... Damn!

[SSSurfer]

I love how Cindy moans through the entire argument. 

[streetlegalinc]

Yo dont joke about zombies that shit there is real.

Yo you know Lashanda on 20st.- Yea-

She told me that she heard a zombie going through her trash the other day.The next morning she turned up missing.

What!Ok.Back up. How in the hell do you turn up missing.

Cuz nobody knows where you are when they realize that you aint dead.

WWait.WoWo.So youre teling me that you can disappear and appear at the same time.

No mann. You cant disappear and appear at the same time, the Bitch aint David Copperfield

[Dustin2424]

@streetlegalinc thank u for narrating the video for us.. we're not deaf.

[streetlegalinc]

uhuh.No NNo you cant be gone from one place and show up some where else entirely. So when you turn up you're never missing and when youre missing you never turn up.

Unless You A Zombie.

Damn, some possible shit right there you should blog about that.

I'ma put that in Myspace. You do it then. HAHAHA

[streetlegalinc]

how in the hell do you wake up dead.

Becase you're alive when you go to sleep.

So you're telling me you can go to bed dead and wake up alive

You cant go to bed dead, mann that shit would be redundancies.

No, wouldn't,cuz you can go to bed and not be dead

And die but not be in a bed

but you are in the bed mann, thats how you die in the first place fool

DAMN that some quantum shit right mann,-IM TALKIN BOUT- you should be teachin classes

You stay dropping out

[streetlegalinc]

she got evicted because mice-Mice i thought she had rats.

No. Rats are outside mice are inside.

But yo what if mouse goes outside,does is it become a rat and what if rat is inside a house is it mouse.

I never seen a mouse outside, that what i'm saying.

Thats because its a rat fool.

Damn, yeah you may have just made a fact just now,that's some real shit.

[jakeyLeeee]

hahahahaha thank you for uploading this

[Nikkita05]

" Damn you may have just made a fact just now, that's some real shit" LMFAOOO and I died with the wake up dead one back when I first saw this.

[xThisKissx]

unless u a zombie llol

[Tozh89]

I like how in the first segment Kevin Hart said something and Anthony Anderson repeated what he said lol

[glenbjack]

LOL on the waking up dead thing i found myself trying to make sense of it LOL HAHHAH

[Jammin2vibes]

This is sooo messed up lol

[antoniown]

Lmao at 2:35 he layed his ass out

[TheHinojos16]

She turned up missin.......lol

[teddybruscie]

"Mommy... What's Myspace?"

lol!!!

[ThePoetsWolf09]

I use to live over there as well.

[HDshawti]

HOW DA HELL YOU WAKE UP DEAD?? LMAO

[slimjimworm]

@HDshawti Because you alive when you go to sleep!!!

[Alex813081]

funny shit!!

[supasupaStrong]

"shii.. Ma Aunt Shaniqua use to leave over there man"

[ThoseNeonGummyBears]

xD I'm Weak!

Kevin Hart. -3

[IceyandKiko]

lmao Ima put that on myspace

[stealthtrooper22]

Lol "the bitch aint david copperfield XD

[hmdlamin93]

"imma put that on myspace"

[cristobalmedina14]

lol rotfl lol

[benji9753]

Khart is the funniest man thumbs up

[AncientSpirit1000]

Its amazing that convos like this happen everyday

[jeffrey050ri4]

imma put that on worldstarhiphop

[TheSHOW634]

Imma put that on Youtube

[WtfGamerFtw]

Imma put that shit on Google+

[gabyslim]

imma put that on facebook! XD

[vacationinlimbo]

Ima put that on my space

[938Ace]

That's some plausible sh*t right there

[laxrat25]

unlesss.........you a zombie

[SaintNickOfficial]

0:43

[wafflem8]

DAMN

[Foxshox192]

AHIKE AHIKE AHIKE

[PcGamerPaul]

Haha

[RoshanL92]

"cos u could go to bed

& not be dead

& you could die but not be in the bed" LMAOO! KEVIN HART FTW!!!

[MrSrdaro]

Hhahahhahaahhhaha

[molio4evah]

bitch aint david copperfield

[purplesodapop]

lol "myspace"

i remember those days...

[classicblue]

rofl the closed captioning reminded me of lil wayne lyrics. random words that had nothing to do with anything.

[briarlevert]

Fuckin love K-Hart

[MrRobby707]

press 7 AH HEY

[THEERUXXer]

RECALL: "Imma put that on"...FACEBOOK!

[Bigdickmiggee]

You can't go to bed dead that shit would be redundant

[TimboTheRandom]

.. DAYUM

[Slenderman007]

So... u can be alive and go to bed and die but not be in the bed???

[StevenNewin]

look at the guys face at 1:58 or something

hes like "wtf"

[54394juan]

ha never get enough of this...

"i never seen a mice outside"

"that because its a rat foo"

[leonkenndy35]

DANM!

[Ummmwtfvideos]

I LOVE this

[cannotstopme666]

@GawainValentino I know right? And you know it'll be good since they gonna do final destination paranormal activity and child's play

[cannotstopme666]

Nice upload.

[principlehero]

YOU CAN'T GO TO BED DEAAAAAADDD! Lmfao

[RBJ00100]

How the hell you wake up dead !! Lol

[nocturnalpedophile]

hahahahah put it on myspace!

[BashBeltFederation]

i turned up missing so if anyone knows where i am please tell me

[bobdolesux321]

he's beatin his grandma ass jus like he did at the wake in scary movie 3 lol

[mrputo27]

" My aunt Shaniqua used to live over there man " 00:17

[2011LilT]

Anthony Anderson and Kevin Hart FTW I love these pointless ass arguments

[manny42111]

I Love how they argue and nobody else can get thier word in but them two

[ANT559USMC]

Chest Bump That LilFoo Just! Flies Lol

[ANT559USMC]

Ima Put That On Myspace!

[domenickramos]

What's the little guys name?

[imsosexy450]

@domenickramos Thats Kevin Hart

[dannynannady]

@domenickramos CJ