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  • I'm the worst 'racist' there is. I can't stand god-fearing, dog-loving, ball game supporting assholes no matter what color (american spelling) they are.

  • @Preecey22 why sit around and debate when u know no facts? They gave you 3 of them in this video for that land mass... just go check if your soo concern about this topic! LOL Unless your scared to face truth u dickless coward! lmmfao!!!! ITS THE RETURN OF THE GODS U FUCKAS!!!!!! AAAAAHHHHHHHHH LMMFAO!!!!!!!

  • I love this and I am SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO BLACK

  • Yes, It's comedy but it's true.

  • We are all part of the human race people! Racists are dumb whether you're black, white, Gypsy, or whatever. If you look at someone's colour and assume you KNOW what they're like or ascribe to them the stereotypical characteristics that you may or may not have had proven you MAY be racist but you DEFINITELY are an idiot. I don't know how you combat that! Peace and love people...

  • i have 18 episodes on 6 dvd's for sale £20 + p&p

    svi6ks@hotmail.co.uk

  • You filthy dirty rotten piece of shit. You can see your nation being smashed by these niggerz, & muzlemz,you goddamn piece of shit!!!! The stinking rotten leaders wont bring in the army to stand up to the animals.White people set to running,refugess in their own country,and cheering for this ugly rotten niggers shit. Goddamn you goddamn you!!

  • @BlackJackLanza

    Lol your from america why are you commenting on this video if you hate black people from the uk you fucking dirty ape.. go to your klan videos and bang ur sister in ur trailer park u scum..

  • @Ryan199403 Your a disgusting piece of very low grade humanity yourself mush. These blacks have been here 2 minutes and they have an army of bleeding harts crying racism everytime they do something wrong.

    You try being a Gypsy over here for 600 yrs & not 1 bleeding hart to show. Try showing your identity when national papers are running front page racist campaigns against you.

    Your reflex (b`coz sum1 called a black a bad name) is to launch a racist diatribe against Gypsies. Now do u see cunt ?

  • @stiffex

    Lol i aint gotta read ur comment it looks like.. a pile of shit which you are.. lol fucking yankee.. it's fucking comedy you fucking little virgin.. i aint got time for ppl like u.. i know ppl like u are spaztics that can't be helped.

  • @Ryan199403 Thank you for reinforcing the truth of my point with your reaction, must ov touched a very tender button in that small brain of yours. Still; you must feel a lot better now that youv puked up all that filth, now you can run along and satiate yourself on some fresh guano.

  • @BlackJackLanza You're hilarious!

  • Pathetic.

  • What show is this from?

  • @ajtinkle

    BBC2 ''comedy'' show called 'The Real McCoy'

  • Racism = Power and control... control and power of economic and political influences. The power to discriminate against an entire race. Therefore black people cannot be racist, last time i checked we have no control over any of these things. i'm portrayed as a criminal in the media and my people struggle to get financial backing from banks = Racism

  • @MrKDis That is a very warped definition of racism. Racism is when someone is treated badly because of their race. Therefore, if a gang of black people beat up a white person because of his colour, then THAT would be racism.

  • @MARZ8734 Fuck you fuck you you cocksucker. That would be ANTI-RACISM acc to the nigger yard apes. You gonn alay down the law to the porch monkeys? Good luck idiot

  • 1:13 funny as fuck millwall!!!!

  • @drsmokesweed Had me in stitches as well. Not sure why 'wall was mentioned though. 60s, 70s and 80s they had a lot of black supporters.

  • I liked this doo

  • Great in every sense of the word

  • This made my day for atleast a month

  • The Dude Hiding Behind The Desk Ask Them What Do They Want,And The Dude In The Bow Tie Said They Wanted To Join Something. What Was It? I Didnt Quit Catch That?

  • @MrHead1972 The "BNP" British National Party. They don't like anybody immigrant or some say they are just racist. Check out their website and judge for yourself. 

  • @silkorkid THANX 4 THe Info.

  • you should all thank these artists for trying to break down the barriers of ignorance, they've done more for your lives than the government

  • There are racists in all races so it is up to all people to change the perception.

    For centuries mankind has prevented itself from living peacefully because of premeditated prejudice and sedatory methodical control. It is laughable, however until we do something about it, the joke will be on everyone very soon. Even those that continue ruling the world with ignorant outdated ideologies.

  • The intro music is just ...perfect !

    Were gonna chase those crazy bald heads out of town !

  • You will NEVER see a skit like this in America where caucasians are extremely sensitive & paranoid of people of color, especially black people.

  • Excellent!!! I miss these guys soooooo much....

  • This was BRILLIANT!!! Loved the way they put it on him!

  • the so called white man was never a european. white people are cave dwellers.

  • I never laughed so hard...

    brilliant sketch...

    funny and creative

  • I LOVE THE ROLE REVERSAL!

  • i'm british, i'm arf german! LOOOOOOOL

  • Jam Spoons . . . . piss off back to Africa!

  • The part when the guy with bow-tie explains what comics means always gets me !

  • there at the hackney empire dis saturday

  • shiiiiiiiiiiiiiitt...no WAY would this be on telly now!

  • man I miss this show. they should do a one off reunion show or something. . .

  • @darkmarvel there at hackney empire on saturday

  • They always play Crazy Baldhead on their show. I love it! The song on my profile, has been for years. BIG IT UP :D

  • AFRICA....LOLOL

  • NOI ebonic made-up history IS comedy!

  • As the saying goes "Many a true word spoken in jest"

  • hahahaha i chekk this video every now and then just to see if its styll on youtube....styll krakks me up lol caucasians

  • Parts well parted by my brethens.

    if you ever seen the program "border security"

    you will understand.

    let;s all overstand!!!!!!!

  • Truths and rights.

  • Truths and rights.

  • I LOVE THIS, IT SHOULD BE ON EVERY TV STATION 24/7. WOW. LMAO

  • @mushoraus Armenia was the first christian NATION ON EARTH U MORON 301 A.D. the Armenian King Trdat III declared it the national religion. this is a fact.. rabbits? look how skinny ethiopians are Armenians are world known boxers and MMA fighters.. Armenia is the only nation that exists of off the first map drawn by humans Imago Mundi all other nations perished besides Armenia on this map.. therefor by fact Armenia is the oldest nation on earth ! so stfu !

  • excellent

  • lol

  • wicked!

  • Real Talk!

  • XD when they nod there heads eveytime he names a country

  • lmao so funny looool

  • class!!

  • this is bullshit i am not racist, but historians historically would confuse tanned caucasianoids as (black)

  • @ZeeGooner Caucasianoids can never be as dark as black ppl. Genesis 25:25 And the first came out red, all over like an hairy garment: and they called his name, Esau. So-called Caucasianoids is the Edomites according to the bible.

  • @TheIsraeliteOutlaw @TheIsraeliteOutlaw Listen ethiopian look at where your culture comes from first??? Armenia the first aryan race, and caucasian people on earth, your alphabet influenced by Armenian, your church and architecture influenced by Armenia, your symbol of the Lion is absolutely identical to the Armenian symbol of Cilicia. so cut the crap, you weird isrealite black people need to step out of this shell of a world you live in. as for your quote doesnt mean shit !!

  • @ZeeGooner loool "tanned" hahaha

  • "We wanna join the BNP"

    And now they can :D

  • Hammerskin needs to get a sense of humour.

  • educative and funny

  • nice

  • to fucking funny thats all i can say

  • 0:06.... LMAO!

  • EASY, MILLWALL LOOOOL

  • IT"S JUST COMEDY PEOPLE!! Lets not make a racial debate!! It's a piss take and some shit to laugh at!!

  • @DG3744 This British stuff is really funny. My child hood favorite is the original"Benny Hill".

  • @DG3744 look up the names of these famous white scientists who agree that black ppl were here first. if u dont believe it it just shows ur in denial and u cant believe ur queen lied to u

  • Ah-ha-ha, I love how he tosses and dives!

    Too funny.

  • whats the song called

  • Bob marley - Crazy Baldheads

  • Most of the Anglo Saxons were killed off by Viking raids on Britain. Although, the Vikings left for Iceland. The Normans took over England, although not many of them came. Scientific studies show that the majority of the British people's ancestors are pre-Roman Britons, while Anglo Saxons, and Normans are also added into the genepool. Before the year 1948, the British population was 99% White. If the Celts, Anglo Saxons, and Normans were Black, then present day British wouldn't of been White.

  • The term Celt originated from the name Keltoi. When the Romans were leaving to defend Rome, they brought over Anglo Saxons to England. The Anglo Saxons had been trained by the Roman army, and were put in England to defend the Romanized Keltoi from the northern Keltoi who were known as Picts. After a fight broke out between the Romano-British and the Anglo Saxons, they became enemies. Of course, the fighting stopped eventually.

  • @Nationalism4Life If not for all of those immigrants (the Angles, Saxons, Normans, Vikings, etc.) you wouldn't have the culture you are so afraid of losing now. Your language, many of the foods you enjoy, even your Anglican church originally came from elsewhere (via Catholicism & Protestantism). In fact, history has shown that you NEED the immigration to keep your culture from stagnating. You are actually anti-British by supporting all that "indigenous peoples" nonsense. Ironic, isn't it?

  • @icemachine79 All of these people are indigenous to Great Britain now. Britain became a united nation in 1707, and the culture is a reflection of these European people who made Britain what it is today. These eariler European groups do not make a difference to my cause. They influenced British culture. It's a fact that the majority of the British people to descend from hunter-gatherers who came at the end of the last Ice Age.

  • @Nationalism4Life Go back to spouting your revisionist racist crap on your BNP infested page,you cunt. Like it or not, Black & Mixed-race English/British folks are in the UK to stay forever. Engerland, Engerland. Keep whining about us, but we care jack shit about racist BNP cunts like you. F-off!

  • The first people in Britain were Neanderthals, and they had lived here since 700,000 BC. Around the year 35,000 BC, the first modern humans came. Then between 15,000 and 6,000 BC, many more migrators came. In 55 BC, the Romans arrived. They called all the people ''Keltoi''. The Keltoi were actually a specific tribe, but the Romans used the name as an umbrella term for any people that behaved like them.

  • @Nationalism4Life u chat shyt m8 get ur facts right black people were here first.....even vikings were black, original rasta man but u caucassians and semites dont like the truth

  • @dhuloz4eva blacks are the real semite. the actual word is shemite. don't scoop down to that white man which is really a cave dweller

  • @Nationalism4Life loooooooooooool 700,000BC?! BULLSHIT....YOUR HISTORY ONLY DATES BACK 6000 YEARS AGO....YOU ARE A NEW SPECIES LOVE!!

  • @babyfods18 The first humans came to Britain 700,000 BC. I wasn't claiming that we descend from them, I was going through the history of migrations into Britain. The majority modern day White Britons descend from hunter-gatherers who arrived here around 14,000 BC. I can prove this with scientific research.

  • @Nationalism4Life 700,000BC? I take it they werent Homosapiens?

  • Three years on and I'm still laughing at my genius LOL! :)

  • @gillianclayton Your genius? Did you write this sketch Gillian?

  • @gillianclayton im gussing yr part of the show i loved th real mcoy watched it all the time.

  • @gillianclayton tuk tha words right out of my mouth as they say!!

  • @gillianclayton 2011 Im still laughing

  • Why is race still important?? Dammit, man!!

  • 2be honest its a shame but i tell you, it isn't going anywhere, we can get so much from each other, an reach so many heights if we put the color of our skin behind us!

    noone can help what they are born as no one! the color of a mans skin doesnt determine the man he is and being british or american doesn't mean being white or black or asian! it just means being luckY!! 2 be born in a certain country you can call your own! so don't know Y people get hyped up on i'm this an that get out my country

  • @newyorkdon Booooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­ooooooaring Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

  • @newyorkdon This is true. God created us.

    Racist is one of the most stupidest things anyone could be. Because if you restart ones life again as another colour and race, they will just accept themselves as that, not start waging a war against themselves because of mere colour. We are born one way, and that's that!

    Also, colonisation and immigration has happened for many years - folks that say "Go home" are probably not even at home themselves, and we're no more away from home than they are

  • And now we CAN join the BNP. Woo hoo!

    I say we kick out all the "ethnic minorities" by funding the migration. £1,000,000 per person should be a good minimum start to fund building a new life in a, technically, foreign country seeing as most of us are British. Add the entire GDP of Britain & America for the next 400 years in compesation to the coutries ruined by the slave trade and other pillaging done over the years.

    Then I think we can call it quits.

    BNP!

  • ''you are in a crickit mach between england and the west indies who do you support'' ...... ''easy MILLWALL'' LWOL

  • This is stupid

  • LOL - Awesomly funny!

  • I nearly fell out when I saw this.Lol!!!

  • black is black weather africa or not all i know this video is funny i got it the other day at riddleydvdsdotcom

  • LOL

  • now it is possible.

  • ROFL Classic. The BNP guy don't have answers.

  • lol ! I love this show !

  • WOW!

  • hmm wonderful thats all i can say !

  • In my opinion, The Real McKoy was the most underrated comedy sketch show ever.The writing was second to none and this clip is a CLASSIC!!! Big up!!

  • THIS WAS RELL WYLNESS YES i REMEMEBR THIS EPISODE RELL PLENTY

  • BRILLIANT

  • love it

  • YouTube what can say and I repeat what can say from a brummie kid, Birmingham UK this a very very very timeless classic clip thank for this posting!!!!

  • WOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • Cricket match between England and the West Indies...who do you support?

    Easy...Millwall

    LMAO!!

  • Caucasians hate the truth. lol....

  • @DaughterOfYashua so tell me this daughter of yashua ha meshiac! just cos nuff white people generalise, does that mean you can?! Yashua wouldn't do that!

  • @tjmcbryan Caucasians hate the truth. Thank you for confirming this fact. LOL.

    Have a great day. :-)

  • @tjmcbryan What I find particularly disturbing is the amount of white so called Christians who do NOTHING to speak out against white racism and supremacy. Yet, open their mouths wide when they get a simple history lesson. Ironic huh?

  • @DaughterOfYashua

    What I find interesting is how you actually consider this a History lesson, the blacks were not the first in England, dont make me fucking laugh lol, there isnt a shred of credibility or evidence to that. Secondly, most Liberals who are desperatley trying to bring your people up to an acceptable standard of living are well, white, and those donations to Africa? White again. Infact your race and its reputation of complaining has brought about double standard racism in the world

  • its kinda like black ppl joining the klan...

  • Is it true that the first people on the island were black?

  • no.

  • Yes. The oldest bones found on this land matches up with the bone types of those "Blacks" from Africa and "African Americans" as opposed to the measurments of other racial types. As they stated in the sketch this was recorded by respected Egyptologist Gerrald Massey A Caucasian from England.

  • @SolarBiological It has been recently discovered that the carbon dating methods used are highly flawed. Apparently the rate of beta decay differs according to where the suns position is at any particular time during the year, night or day, so it would be seem to be unwise for an objective researcher to even consider dating as proof of anything. The bones could quite easily be those of a Roman slave.

  • lollipop

  • = 0 i guessed...

  • It's both funny and educational. I would like to say factual as well.

    Joshua Spencer

  • The natives of the Caribbean where not Indians, please people read. Indian is a Nationality not a race. Not body from Indian was in the Caribbean at the time Columbus first came. Columbus thought he had landed in the Asian country of India that is why he called the people Indian.  All the natives of the new world were descendznts of the Mongolians that cross the straight. stop regurgitation rubbish and read ..peace and love , Jah bless

  • you have your head so far up your ass you chew your food twice, the colonization of the "new world" is a combination of europeans croosing an ice bridge over the Atlantic 20,000 B.C years ago (proven by mitochondrial DNA), an immigration of Polynesians via the pacific, the Thule from Siberia, and then the second wave of Inuit, the Mongolians came to be one people under Genghis khan who lived from 1162 to 1227 AD, What kind of education system have you come from?

  • I lolled when they mentioned the places where were non-whites weren't first.

  • yea i agree some times blk ppl needo chill with "we were first here" shit. the only place we can claim in my opinion is africa and the mid east/pacific islands. i love my ppl to deth but sometimes they get too carried away.

  • we dnt get into it anough in my point...we dun need to get carried away....so ppl no wagwan out ere....facts is facts init lol no harm in sayin whats true. its not like its taught in any schools in england so dun kno we need to say it

  • yall can give me thumbs down all you want, Im very educated and dont have to make up facts to feel superior. BOTTOM LINE WE WERE NOT THE FIRST EUROPEANS stop lying to eachother and most importantly YOURSELVES.

  • fool if not then who AND THEN WHAT NATION DID THAT GROUP COME OUT OF BE WISE YOUNG KING

  • you call me fool and want to chat? yu mussi mad.

  • @Xaymaicana

    Google

    "African DNA has more genetic diversity"

  • nah. i do have a life. black is black. african is african. black is african and african is black. end of story.

  • @Xaymaicana

    Blacks are not just originating in Africa.

  • @Xaymaicana

    google

    negritos

    Also many of the indian Gods are black skinned because the original people in India are Aboriginals. There is a group of Berbers with straight hair who does not look black. Although MOST berbers are black this group is not. For you to think blacks are only isolated to Africa you will be greatly disappointed.

  • nope. i never said we were isloated in africa but im not gonna stick my head in my ass and pretend my race to be the first to everything....cause that way id do the same supremisist shit white folks have done for decades.

  • Xaymaicana. How do you explain things like the massive Stone heads of africans (The Olmec Civilization) found in south america predating mayans and incas. Read Ivan Van Sertima. Why does is sound so obsurd that a people that have been on the planet longer than all others but a landslide wouldnt have travelled, discovered and settled different parts of the world 1st.

  • @SolarBiological

    because it seems a little far fetched that they discovered the world before anyone else then went downhill ever since. its like a council estate chav who lives on welfare justifying it because his dad was a king even though he has no evidence for it.

  • Hmm interesting. I have an observation; those guys were dressed as NOI (or meant to look like them). Interesting that the scetch makes no mention of the Islamic slave trade which has been ongoing since the 7th century and dwarfed the trans-Atlantic slave trade. It continues to this day in Sudan, Darfur.

  • LOL..Afri...nah nah nah!! LMAO

  • tables turned huh

  • bit racist,He actually looks like Richard Barnbrook though??? LOL

  • ♥

  • @SCONIERS2007 Hello there sir, I know West Indian is not a race like American, Australian, English, Chinese, Japanese or Indian is not a race, however the people that live in these countries share certain believes and ideals that make them one people. I hate to busty your bubble but were i live in Jamaica there is not racial tension between people of Indian decent, ( India is not even a race it is a nationality) and other Jamaicans.

  • Who does he support?

    I don't understand.

  • The message!

  • its true the first people of england were black, it is documented by romans who first came to england

  • those people were the moors

  • So where did they all go?

  • Chase Them Crazyyyyyyyyy >>>

  • I hear that Chemanic85

  • If this isn't a case for Black people educating themselves about their history, I don't know what is.

  • This is funny must be British / 'Jamaican comedy stuff and I've only seen5 seconds of it.

  • Its a British comedy by Black British/English people. As for Jamaican comedy, you can check for the Twin of Twins on YT, they are Very funny Jamaican comics. Have a nice day!!!

  • Haha awesome!

    A message to BNP supporters: As Michael Jackson once sang 'it dont matter if your black or white!'. Just as long as you earn your way at some point in your life. Again its not just 'pakis' or blacks who take advantage of the system, its white people too. Geez the BNP are so full of contradictions arent they...

  • Michael jackson was a race traitor who wanted to be white. Shit, he even got the guy who played Oliver Twist to donate his sperm! He even bleached his son's hair, because he wasn't white enough!

  • :)

    :)

    :)

  • dude MJ had a skin disorder that was turning him two toned and making him white, so he had an operation to completely change his skin. He didnt want to be white he had to change his skin to match the new formed tones. Its a disease

  • Bugstrut - what a load of toot. Go watch the Remember the Time video, research his various trips to Africa and humanitarian work on this continent and come back and explain to us how he was a race traitor ?

  • Brilliant, just brilliant!

  • kymani marley sampled this for dear dad

  • OMG I can't believe they've iTunes tagged my video.

  • haha!!

  • This is real comedy, This is a extremely intelligent way of using humour to convey an real message. Very cleverly done, They don't make comedy like this anymore but we should campaign to the BBC to bring back Intelligent and realistic BLACK Shows. As we have taken 3 steps back in Britian.

  • Totally enjoyed it

  • Brilliant sketch. This is why I miss "The Real McKoy" so much.

  • Lolol go back where you came from. Caucas mountains where u were naked and covered hair Lol