DAN BROWN IN CHINA #1

[ShelbyTBH]

china= <3



[zhengpepe]

fuck off!!!  shit!!

[UltimateBokanator]

I dont trust anything Chinese and specially food. Fuck no way in hell i am going to China

[realesethesteam]

@UltimateBokanator most products come from China...

[a7lyqq]

ignore the below comments. Most of Chinese students support u, which is absolutely true!

[dentian1]

I live in Beijing, the environment is crap. everything is crap, the quality is crap. the only thing good. is my School

[TatsuyaAngel1]

He should name him Sir Snufamulufagus! :P

[lichong722]

good luck down there, and happy exploring.

btw which city is this?

[gobackto82]

@lichong722 He went to Xi'an, then Pingyao (I hope I am saying that right), then Behring.

[gobackto82]

@gobackto82 Beijing

[MusicAou]

ummmmmmmmmmmmmm Duck Blue!!!

[Thecrazyfish12]

This is like the 4th time i watch this serie.

[mobradovic00]

Name him The Hippo Dan!

[CraveTheDay]

Dan brown I can't get enough of your videos

[CraveTheDay]

Reach

[eVeClan]

call it jinxy

[enguinpay600]

so do you have to know chineese to go to univercity in china

[whaleswithissues]

@enguinpay600 do you know english?

[enguinpay600]

@whaleswithissues yes why?

[Sky300]

did you live outside your university or in their dorms?

[kingkongws]

i agree with your comment, dan! because my parent been beijing before..and they say some places are very very lousy...sort of toilet with no door ,foods hygiene problem something like that.But the local people just don't care..BTW,especially the people talking very' loud '

[DrDamshed]

aaah yes. the coke is great

[appleismeful]

where can i find your photos u took in china, Dan?

[ohno2121212]

lol@ people still commenting names, im pretty sure he already named it considering this was posted 2 years ago :P

[Clownspike77]

I once tried to pick up a phone in a Hilton in Springfield, IL, and I got shocked! Never heard a reason.

[jamdown3000]

hippopillar



[sunnydudeable]

hipppo

[Baltoisthedog]

FREDRICO!!!!!!!!!

[540384342]

口才不错。中国娃娃就说不溜~

[humorboy]

"the killer lamp" how's that for a movie title? :P

[TheMightyScientist]

LOL. Before he said McDonalds I could already guess what he was gonna say >.>

[Frenchsniper77]

I love china I went there it was wonderful

[phoenix508mengdi]

Dude U r in Xi'an Jiaotong Univ.?

[clkoala992]

I know what you should call your "soft toy"

My butt :D

My butt feels so soft

You can have my butt, as a gift xDD

[gxj826]

I am happy to see so many arrogant ppl who are so ignorant about China. One day they will finally take some time to learn the lesson.

[muoliang1]

i want to warning all uy that don't like China,don't judge Chinese people in a invariablen point of view,China is not point of view your bias thoughts now, i just want to tell this to some guy in the post comment

[DxMama]

@muoliang1 China is a NAZI THUGSTATE

FACT

Fuck CCP :)

[ceaserism]

@DxMama you are a dick

[DxMama]

@ceaserism Thiis is China AUTHENTIC CULTURE, a woman gets stabbed to death in front of 30 people and nobody helps her, this is a FILMED EVIDENCE OF THE COWARDICE OF THE ENITRE CHINESE NATION :)

watch?v=Q9Tf8nHlEVY

[loader200726]

@DxMama i am a chinese and i kind of agree with you. when you live in a country with so many people that you can never have enough personal space you will understand. Chinese people subconsciously hate each other.

i say all this so you racist assholes can see from other people's view.

[muoliang1]

@DxMama thank you duez.... just do what you said

[hakureiha2]

◆Never be Fooled by Chinese Propaganda◆

The chinese are brainwashed into worshipping Mao, how does he compare?

-(CCP)Chairmen Mao - Kills 70 MILLION since after the WW2

-Satan -Kills 10

-Dalai Lama - Kills 0

"A lie repeated a hundred times becomes the truth." - Mao

"Every Communist must grasp the truth: "Political power grows out of the barrel of a gun"- Mao

"Passivity is fatal to us. Our goal is to make the enemy passive." - Mao

[muoliang1]

@hakureiha2 so, you are washed brain by who? all the opinion you provided is taltlly old fashioned! fuck off! i will tell you dalai lama killed more than thousand people.don't judge China to what old Chairman Mao, Chinese people hate what he did too,you such a big jerk

[DarthHeath]

@KillYaCHINKS I'm Chinese, and I agree with you.

[killerzoodle]

ping!!!!!!

[lolkatz94]

hippoterpillar or catpotomas

[lolkatz94]

hippoterpillar

[AcePilot2009]

COMRADES: Stop saying nasty things about Dan Brown.

Remember what Mao said.

[fgdfgrj]

When i went to china, we passed by a volcano and there was smoke coming out of the top. it was really cool

[gpvowners]

Sad to see USA are full of these kinds of idiots, bullshit around and done nothing to save the country for its shitty economy since the financial crisis in 2008, without china buying billions of american bonds, the economy of USA will collape very soon. yankie never learn to appreciate, but put the blame on others, so yankie are full of these kinds of idiot like him, certainly hopeless other than keep printing money to create false economy for sucking many of these idiots like him.

[BeatlesHero]

@gpvowners yeah dude, stop tryin to defend ur country lol, shit facts

[shakirrra1]

You are awesome! I am in love! cute~~~

[JustinS4ne]

you are fucking terrible

[Sickims]

Lol, your signature.

[lchangy0326]

听不懂 杯具了

[asianlovemusic]

lol. This white garbage sounds like a junkie. Did you use drug before you shot this video?

[riotsas]

@asianlovemusic hey be friendly!

[StarrehWolfi25]

I'm drinking American Coca Cola

[Deinegurkeriechstgut]

There is nothing wrong with wanting to travel.

[YoshiTheBlue]

BUT WHATS CHINA?

[canman5060]

You have exactly the same name as the author of the Da Vinci Code !

I am chinese and I have been the many places your mentioned in USA.I really love the Last Frontier Alaska and saw those huge big salmon jump right at me at Ketchiken !

[ritasky666]

Another westener loser in China.

Has nothing to comment...

[nbavideoorg]

该吃药了

[BrownMaxwell]

去死...

[zw113035010]

fuck you!!!you are crazzy dog!!!

[cecethecat]

did you go to any bars and nightclubs in Beijing?

[Rab1975bit]

Love ur videos, haven't seen every single one yet, but loved the ones I've seen.

I always find those custom/immigration/landing card questions very amusing. I don't know if you as an American citizen have to fill it in. I've done it many times but still find it funny. When u fly to the US, u have to fill in a form that asks u if u're a terrorist or if u were ever a nazi or something like that. If u Were a terrorist or a Nazi, would u tick yes?

[historybuff766]

hippopotapiller

[cutteraddiction]

I am in China too

[tacosvsburitos]

@1gorogoro1 i don't know why people are putting up photos and comments about cchinese people eating animals and humans, they don't and i know it, maybee one asian guy ate a baby does he have to be considered chinese and also you all eat lamb, cows, sheeps and some even ate horse, and those are pets in china you don't see chinese people complaining about that. SOOOO it is not true chinese people eat pets and humans, dogs where a long time ago an ancient herbal food, not an casual dish.

[leiniulukas]

how old is he?

I just want to say SB to him.

[MementoSai]

@leiniulukas his fine, theres nothing wrong. i really like his videos, lots of his comments are really interestin, i mean i do agree with most of them except a few like: theres cheese in china. hehe

[tacosvsburitos]

@1gorogoro1 dude you have to really think about this china faught an entire war with india about how they are trespanssing over on to china's land and also won it too, and this war took place before the killing in tebet began, it is a argument between the government and the religion OK

[95ellington]

@1gorogoro1 Your opinion can rot in hell, China would never sway from its decisions just because a million people protesting.

The people might bitch about rights and crap, but the government and big corporations are making too much money off China to listen to the likes of you.

[gjuandarg]

@1gorogoro1

Stop saying ch***it is an offensive word to the Chinese and East Asians its a racial slur similar to the n word is to Black people stop using it to describe a race of people it its incredibly offensive to many including me and I'm not even Chinese or of East Asian descent.

[hiunex]

纯正的美式口音，我喜欢

[TopGun1113]

@hiunex You like his voice?

[tacosvsburitos]

@1gorogoro1 what is wrong with you

tibet was a part of china for thousands of years, dali lama himself said he was chinese but it was the conflict between the retarded government and the religion of tibet, not cause china took it over. go learn some history minor!

[LZJ2008]

Hi, dude, I am a Chinese from Nanning, 22 years old, I love your style, either the way you criticize China or compliment China, you should keep this up, I believe many Chinese would you love u too, you're gonna have an overnight break in China. :D

[Declan2010yeah]

I finally find your vedio here, i am a student in Wuhan ,China ,and I like your style ,you are great ,keep up !

[beasthut]

swine flue came from lincoln nebreska.

[buschbeer100]

yeah dude china sucks!

[julkakastrjulka]

sun hui chai! vin pei sam!

[FarewelI]

@Stopbeforeerp How pathetic.. Get your facts straight, retard.

[MrBlakeXD]

evil lamp ftw

[sydneywtflicious]

dan! i was in china too so i'm excited to watch these vlogs :D

[Jamesfrox]

call him urshulugi

[naruto90890]

it should be hipalli

[HelloThere1074]

@stopbeforeerp  you just insulted one billion people...including me

[chenyanhope]

@stopbeforeerp Have you ever been to China? And I personally don't like you!

[stopbeforeerp]

@chenyanhope yes I've been to china and im ethnically chinese

[k3vanoo]

@stopbeforeerp Nice to know you judge countries.., i guess you have no freinds either..

[stopbeforeerp]

@k3vanoo nice to know you feel offended, next time u get kidney stones from melamin or lead poisoning from toys, u think back on this.

[95ellington]

@stopbeforeerp Those are cases of people getting greedy and doing bad deeds. Im sure there are scumbag in where u live too.

[stopbeforeerp]

@95ellington nope, we clean up good. no shit like that ever makes it out of the pipe.

[JoDaddyy]

I'm assuming that the hot water turned off at 1am because it's communist.

[95ellington]

Wow, i wish I can go back and see China again, its been over 10 years for me since I left.

[chenyanhope]

@95ellington 10years~! China has changed a lot since the last decade. Come to see~ Welcome~

[95ellington]

@chenyanhope hehehe, as much as I wish, I cant this year, too many strings attached.

[HaiHaiJo]

guangzhou,dongguan,shanghai,be­ijing,suzhou,chengdu,chongqing

i've been to those cities, its REALLLLLY amazing

[asdf156able]

sweet pillow

[loubeierful]

Hangzhou,the most beautiful city in China

[ShredST]

@MissAsianPride I think the main reason for the curved flight path is to keep the plane near the coast, so if it crashes it won't crash in the middle of the ocean. That's why the plane had to go through Alaska.

[ShredST]

Another reason for the curvature of the flight path is to stay close to the coast, so if the plane crashes it doesn't crash in the middle of the ocea.

[willyastop]

find this guy a cliff & some cardboard wings!

[AIanPartridge]

Dan,, Dan,, Dan,, Dan,, Dan,,

[extremeswantonbomb9]

call him jalapeño!

[DarkMew1337]

caterpillow.

[DasRaksorian]

Penis. His name is.

[monicaxiaoxiao]

pepsi is way better than cocacola in china

[gushing123]

ponyo!?

[blithelise]

That's like cocacola in Jamaica(where they use cane sugar) is SO much better than american :)

[TVhunden]

dobelidou

[chengda85]

your name is Dan Brown?

[flackmonkey7]

Philip

[Stephychuu]

Caterpippo!

[gobackto82]

CALL HIM DANBROWNAPILLAR

[VintageChinese]

Name it Dan Rubik:D

[rose101365]

o.o EVIL LAMP!

[mNm347]

Name it Gustavo

[991705991705]

GERLAD!

[rcnrcn927]

You took 4 flights?

I have inferred:

Omaha-Denver-San Fransisco-Beijing-Xi'an

[heyuan41]

if you like spicy food, you really should visit the nearby SiChuan province, the food there is famous for being spicy and it is one of the most delicious food style in China. I know this because I am from sichuan,hahaha. anyway, I hope you enjoy your trip to China and maybe you will have a chance to try the Spicy Si Chuan food the next time.

[MrMangaMania]

bob

[bluebellcici]

this guy is so cute~haha~

[impulse051]

sometimes chinese government makes no sense on things...but in my opinion...they just wanted to be careful of that....

[blammer]

MM well, swine flu was a big deal because of sars. Killed lots especially in south east asia.

[ferklouer]

poochie...

will be cute calling your rainbow colored fella there POOCHIE... (^_^)

[congyiw]

he s gotta be joking, 1am in Xi'An n couldn't find food on street??? sigh,,, he really didn't get a good guide

[himoyuzelong]

I am a Chinese, but I see many crappy racism comments from other Chinese here.

[soapandwafflesrule]

@wangrui928

he actully did get invited there XD

[cropwind]

dude,you're cute.lol!

[Materialgirl1021]

i'm chinese

[cropwind]

me too!

[xingying8614]

waste of my time...

ok i got you, you know nothing about china.

[bleach29461]

name it bleach29461

[storestyggesvendsens]

swineflu in china is as big a threat as terroism is in the US

[a7lyqq]

hi Dan, I really like ur video, though I havent watched the video about what u hate about China,hoho. hopefully it would not be gone too far from sensible...

[soapandwafflesrule]

thanks

thanks very much

[neogerm]

they don't have franch fries because they don't understand what "franch fries" is. try next time..em.."fried potato strips" may work. lol

[terrychan88880]

actually hongkongers care more about the H1N1

[9l8i7n6k]

that is the swine flu

[aitran69]

i wanna go to china now

[soapandwafflesrule]

why does the flight path has to be curved?

any info?

[terrychan88880]

i tell u hongkong is even worst

[orangeunicorn2009]

are you going to make a cristmas vidio again

[terrychan88880]

hipy is a good name for it

[OOZ662]

KFC in China is indeed epic, however the fact that Pizza Hut is a 5-star reservation black-tie deal there blows my mind. The one we went past in Shanghai was two stories and the entire external structure was windows with ivy growing along it and water rushing down.

[havocmaster69]

never thought id see someone try so hardto be like sxephil as hes a homo to.

[Egyptianprincess1996]

hmmm im wanna try chinese coke now...

[rockmanxxx123456]

KFC in china is better then Mcd

[ZEBRAmanProduction]

phill

[ceaserism]

when I turn 21 I'm definitely touring China

[busha5a5a5]

I LOV EYOU, and I knew it was gonna be MCD ahahahhahahahahahaha

[orangeunicorn2009]

mau mau

[feitarottan]

name him.. Dan Jr.

[darksinofshadow]

lawl i don't like the mcdonnalds in china i got no problem with china i'm chinese myself but it sucks...

if you wan't food in china just eat chinese

[SupplyAndDemand1]

@darksinofshadow Go eat yourself

[mangoisgay]

I went to a kfc in china and they had calamari kebabs..

[SebbySeaSalt]

Call it Harry! =D

[qwertglop7]

call it Jr.DB

[TwitCentral]

Ellie

[FunnyToastFilms]

Call it Mr. CatterHippo

[ceaserism]

he already chose a name