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  • 1:16 hahahaha what a funny scene!!!

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  • Mr. Keiichi.. you're AWESOME..!!!

  • Meanwhile on the bmw testing curcuit

  • i would love a ride around the track with the dori dori..

  • I think the sedan looks better but coupe is better for fast driving

  • @nitrotrigger

    ...4:34 to 4:53.

    which one did better? M3 Sedan. Even if by a little margin, did better. If you REALLY want to say which is better for fast driving, look at that comparison. I personally think they're practically even.

  • 2:54 hey dont clap..drive :P

  • blavo!

  • would have been 10x funnier if they were in business suits

  • @LinearElasticity That match perfectly with the car xD

  • this man really drift king

  • "beeemdavrooh" :D aka BMW

  • whats with tugging the handbrake to get the back out ? these guys have obviously never heard of the Scandanavian flick :o) lol

  • @ketkiddy yeah coz tsuchiya doesnt know what he's doin does he

  • @paulturton27 oooooh, dont get your knickers in a twist, i was only havin a laugh ! never heard of him, dont give a fuck, think you need to chill just a little ;o)

  • @ketkiddy well dont comment then if you aint got a clue, that bloke invented drifting

  • @paulturton27 well whoopy fucking doo ! i invented telling fuckwitts like you with no sense of humour to suck my furry nut satchel ! :o) knob head

  • @ketkiddy wow how grown up are you, what a cunt

  • @ketkiddy ok i'd like to see you race him since you obviously think you know what your doing

  • @ketkiddy eh..idiot,if u think u can drift better than the drift king,tribute your video please and don't bark like kids. You are not one so stop acting like one. You sure are a cute bastard to critic about tsuchiya's drifting because he invented them , fucktard. Get your fucking knowledge before you think you are smarter than anybody else, my advise for you, don't get more retard as you are already retard enough.

  • @Megalailailai go and suck a dogs cock you fucking uppety prick, i was making a non-serious ironic joke, obviously the guy is the mtts nuts at drifting but pricks like you need to get a sense of humour, go fuck yourself and when you've finished, fuck your mother too you fucking faggot

  • @ketkiddy wow..clap clap..credits to you...start talking big with me eh? know your position before even flaming other else. Let me tell you, the fun part about your "ironic joke" is...nobody laugh at all, tell me to get sense of humour? why not you go get your sense of humour to tell a better joke instead? no one here laughs for your stupid statement and no one likes you here you retard, watch your language kid. Who do you think you are? look at how many people here are against you, so learn!

  • @ketkiddy get a life and get yourself an attitude class, no one will like you if you do the same thing again and again without learning, who interested about your knowledge?you smart means that's all, no one will bother. without even know my background and ordering me to suck , fuck , faggot ? don't let me know who you are =) i am serious about asking you to "becareful from now onwards on street" think you are a big guy? nobody likes you here, fuck off. People teach you,means learn!

  • @Megalailailai what ? be careful on the street ? am i supposed to be scared or something ? look. i normaly dont get involved in silly childish arguments on youtube for 1 simple reason ..... its stupid. BUT ! the fact that people jumped down my throat about a comment that was obviously a joke (take note of the "lol" and the smilie face on the original comment, it might give you a clue as to it being a joke) so as i said.... go fuck yourselves :o) have a nice day

  • @ketkiddy wow, great! clap clap again..lol and smiley face is an addition in your very super epicly ironicly funny joke? let me correct you again, if you think your joke is working, you will get alot more positive comments instead of at least 2 to 3 people that are against you now. You think you are a magnet? then what now ? epic failed =) using such alot of foul words proves that you are low standard enough for the public to put an eye on you.You are dropping your own standard with the attitude

  • @ketkiddy you think anybody would like to get involved in silly childish arguments on here? everybody here watch a video and then love to see funny or good comment ,not with low class people's barking. Few people pointing out your comment then it means there is something wrong with it, learn from it but not barking more to get more haters. Who don't know that it is stupid to having arguments on here?if you scare to have one, stop commenting. You will get the same thing in any other comments.

  • @Megalailailai in English please 

  • I like sedan M3 Because BMW never make sedan M3

  • @gpxjimmy yes they did, but they won't anymore because nobody buys then :)

  • keiichi tsuchiya is a nice guy...so very pro!!!The two car also nice...

  • NAO INTEDI PORRA NENHUMA!

  • They are all holding the "oh shit" handles. :P

  • they are making fun of him that drifting is scary and awsome haha 

  • Damn. The thing is, that M3 was later sold at a very cheap price, since they couldn´t get the brown stain from the passenger and the back seats.

  • Tsuchiya recognizes he is having more fun in this german beauty than he would have in any ricer, LOL

  • chuck norris can drift better than tsuchiya

  • the japanese people love bavaria.

    munich, neuschwanstein and the perfect drift cars... BMW

  • Tsuchiya's Comments

    [Made to distribute the three wheels before leaving out the front, very well-made.

    The BMW is fun for us but we seem so heavy vehicles.

    It is understood, really understood well.

    Engines, chassis balance also, Sweet, really sweet.

    Also 2-door, four-door also are recommended in preference either.]

  • xaxaxaxaa i think he can drift with his hands out of the steering wheel :P i love this guy...he is so crazy!!!!he can drift all the cars

  • I would like to see his opinion on a touge time trial, what would he say about the car.

  • 4 Super GT driver ...2 LeMans champions :)

  • God i love tsuchiya haha great person.

  • tsuchiya translation: What are you crazy niggas squeeling about..im always in control

  • ahahahah its so awesome seeing 4 pro drivers having fun

  • I just love how DK casually claps whilst going about 150 km/h

  • wooooaaaahhhh

    bravo bravo

    *clap clap clap* cute :D

  • the most laid back drivers I have ever seen

  • Passengers: "That was....AWESOME!!! *Claps*"

    Driver while drifting: "Yey! *Claps with passengers*"

    I need this guy driving me to school in time... ._.

  • who says asians can't drive!

  • @GFIREW ahah i agree! oh and im not asian

  • those are some very happy japs 

  • wow is it the sedan is slightly faster?

  • He's a good driver, Keiichi Tsuchiya. I really wish I could say the same about Mr Ide.

  • good thing i have the sedan, faster and more convenient haha!!

  • Damn I gotta learn Japanese

  • awesome

  • 2:54

    applause applause!!!!! *some wiered jap...* *BLA BLA BLA BLA!!!* XDDDD

  • @thepainbob666 very funny

    

  • so the difference of an e90 and e92 is just t being a sedan and a coupe? wow lol i thought it was design difference

  • so....the sedan,is faster?

  • @Henrylai07281995

    It's very minimal but if there was a difference, it would be because the e90 has better balance due to the shorter overhangs at both ends

  • the way theyre all laughing it up in their racing suits, it's like a machinima episode, except with racers instead of spartans...... idk im high

  • tsukuba keiichi tsuchiya should be the stig

  • @CommanderNConqueror Tsukuba is the track LOL

  • @CommanderNConqueror What if he is? OOOOOOOeeeeeeeeeoooOOOOOOhh..

  • @CommanderNConqueror Yes but then wouldnt be lap times... it would be angle and excitement table!

  • who said asian drivers can't drive....these dudes r pro

  • @daddynismo it was meant as a joke if you havent noticed already...

  • clap clap clap clap bravo! clap clap clap bravo!

  • i love the V8 that they put in the 2008 and up M3 but to me the straight six sounds better.

  • @highpeacemaker Straight 6s always sounds better. :D Straight 6s FTW <3

  • I love Tsuchiya's expression when they go "WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO"

  • @ghoulfart Oh you dont need a subtitle for this... clearly you know what he means~

  • i'm for the m3... xD

  • @PinoDoesntWork both are m3 s dum f u c k 

  • lol

  • I think he would be happier with 3 orange dummies in the car.

  • waro db mabagal ung bmw ...puro kalokohan ung driver nung bmw ! haha mga bahog

  • thats one way to drive an expensive car! i love his driving!

  • Congratulations !

    And thank you for the show !

  • this is like the wrx commercial.

  • i love japanese guys ;D they aplause and have fun when driving !

  • 土屋 圭市は ドリフト キングやな 

  • damn...wish someone can translate what tsuchiya-san said about the differences between the coupe and sedan....very curious to know

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  • @bluice619 I know this response is a little late. He said he would like to say the coupe is better, but if you were to drive the two cars not knowing which one was the coupe or sedan you can't really tell at all.

  • @bash0 awesome. i appreciate it bro.

  • track legend with a track bred car awsome

  • Keiichi Tsuchiya the baddest driver on the planet

  • m power the best car

  • leave it to keiichi san to scare the shit out of other pro-drivers...epic

  • omg handbrake drift

    this driver is amazing !

  • @ibrahim944 you know he did made drifting what it is today. please research the info on keiichi san on why he started to drift in races. by the way he uses the ebrake because the vtc on the bimmer would kick in and make the drift unpredictable.

  • WOoAOAAAHAHHH H  eeeEeEE Wooaaoaahhh clap clap clap clap clap

  • @cjones323 lmao i read that comment and then thats exactly what happened. rofll

  • @cjones323 thanks for the subtitles :D

  • meh... they have the m3's and what not

  • eu irei comprar um carro desse pra mim e será de 4 portas não vejo a hora de ter uma BMW M3 4doors!!

  • m3, a car the japanese wish they could've made ..

  • @MrPavlo25

    Supra, Skyline GT-R, ... cars the germans with they could´ve made ..

  • @MrPavlo25 uhh no... they made gtr already -_-

  • @laosboy75 gtr is kool

  • LOL they are sooo funny

  • 1:19 haha "woaHHHHHH

  • the sedan is 40 kilograms more than the coupe that the only different between this two cars :)

  • @radost0514 Not exactly, the wheel base of the two cars are different.

  • @omgeeitsdaniel yes it is !!! go check in internet .... and top gear if you want ....

  • these some very excited japanese people

  • I'm not sure if this would be more entertaining if I actually spoke Japanese. I'm thinking it would probably be less.

  • LOL. Were the guys in the car trying to act like as if Takumi was drifting and they were the passengers being scared shitless? :L

  • @thomisonnnnn UMMMMM this is the inspiration for bunta and takumi driving he's insane

  • God dude, it's like 4 high school kids lmao.

  • Fuck you

    TheGrusBengt , the Devil, and Chuck Norris.

  • Even Superman and Batman can't drift a Veyron, simply un-driftable.

  • @Arai4lpinestars

    Chuck Norris can...

  • i wanna see tsuchiya drift a veyron. that would be epic

  • yeah that would be epic lmao!

  • @rAkiztA1155 look up fifth gear cause tiff needell does manage to get it driftin a little bit cause he finds the traction control

  • @rAkiztA1155 Even though the Veyron would be damn near impossible to drift, I think Tsuchiya would do it.

  • @rAkiztA1155 i think it can't drift

  • @rAkiztA1155 its awd

  • @johngorgis

    awd's can drift. doesn't matter what kind of layout a car has. what's important is that you can maintain a slide angle

  • @rAkiztA1155 most stupid childish comment ever seen! you dont know any knowledge about racing or drifting or even cars...

  • @rAkiztA1155 thanks for posting this (: its so funny gettin remindet of how one thinks, when they are at there very early teen years ^^

  • COUPE

  • ale sie cieszą skośno oki dlanich to matiza albo tik taka

  • your mothers pussy is farting

  • @arfr2009 HAHAHAH !

  • can anyone translate? instead of boasting about their car knowledge?

  • @mfg0308

    On the video, the driver Keiichi Tsuchiya says "this sedan is heavy but sporty and fun", "Even M3 sedan is as sporty as M3 coupe", "BMW automobile company is great because it knows how to make high-quality sporty cars", and "I feel good because this coupe has a good engine and a balanced chassis" etc.

  • alwjmonster no your wrong their both equally fine. The fact being is Japanese and euro cars both have pros and cons. They both have different strategic standards. I say their even.

  • You seem to know shit about cars, tard.

  • ///M Power

  • bmw's are much better overall performers then MERC and audi.... audi takes it in the rain.

  • @jpm23587 yes indeed bmw's road cars are better considering performance but in racing its the other way arround

  • @jpm23587 sure sure merc and bmw all the way.audi is a pimped out VW

  • @jpm23587 Dude i hope you know where you are talking about? LMFAO

  • ...just for the haldex quattro sistem

  • now cocks are on audis, we can drive M3's without looking like idoits ;)

    And for the sedan m3, as jeremy clarkson said, "now you can crush the spleens of your children."

  • @nxmoparmatt84

    u take FWD audi over proper RWD BMW? ok you noob go drive ur 1970 golf

  • Audi is selectable 4WD but guess what that means you noob? It is based on fwd architecture, which means it is front heavy, long front overhang=TORQUE STEERING. BMW's are proper rwd based architecture which means short front overhang, 50/50 weight distribution for maximum neutral handling around corners. audi is nothing but overpriced VW junk! Don't even compare w/ BMW. It takes skill to drive rwd vehicle fast around the track while any women can drive fast in electronically assisted awd audi

  • you have no idea what your talking about, have you ever seen an audi drive train? the design is different from most awd setups, the only real weight gain on the front end is from the front axles and that's it, look up the audi quattro transmission vid here on youtube and youll see why the weight distibution is about the same with the benefit of having the front wheels pull through turns, btw try driving a 500hp 95 mustang gt and be able to handle well in turns, thats a challenge i take up daily

  • u obviously is a kid who never even driven anything close to BMW. Audi recently introduced 40:60 rear bias torque split to their vehicles in 2006. Also in new A4 VW invested billions of dollars moving front axle rearward giving it more rear wheel drive proportion and better weight distribution. What does all this mean? Audi is copying BMW core DNA in order give more rear wheel drive dynamic feel into their vehicle.

  • well "kid" i just sold 3 beamers in the last week, i have a 94 audi 90 quattro and a 325 i as well as a 95 mustang gt and a 69 mach 1, that is a dynamic combination and ive driven all of them to their limits. as i am a mechanic that runs a shop/dealership, out of experience i can tell you their is really nothing special about bmw, as far as handing audi will have the upper hand due to awd period, and the balance is not as far off as you think.

  • @nxmoparmatt84

    you are a mechanic but you dont even know the difference between characteristics of RWD vs FWD? FYI, I work for auto industry, specifically european car company. you dont see me running around youtube posting immature/wrong post like audi is far superior vs bimmer because you obviously dont know what your talking about.

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  • btw you cant copy a platform that is rwd by making a awd platform, that would make them DIFFERENT.

  • @nxmoparmatt84

    If you think you can't make AWD out of RWD platform, what do you call BMW 335xi or Merc 4matic or Infiniti G35X? All these cars I have mentioned have far more superior balance compare with Audi A4 quattro which is based on Volkswagen Front wheel drive architecture. Go look up what "dash to axle" is.

  • umm lets see, with just a simple rwd setup there is more a chance of understeer than a awd vehicle, with all wheel drive the front wheels assist in pulling the front of the vehicle in the desired direction, try taking a beamer in snow or ice at full throttle and see where that gets you.

  • nxmoparmatt first of all ur missing the whole point of this video, clearly it is not about traction test in wet snow. 2nd you have no idea what the hell ur talking about. my bimmer is capable of driving perfectly fine w/ dedicated snow tires(staggered wheels 18s)in snow storm, even better than my company car 2010 german spec audi A4 3.2quattro w/ all season tires. I live in a place where there's 30+ incline hills and not even once bmw failed on me w/ good snow tires. i talk experience, u talk bs

  • no bmw would be able to handle like a awd audi in snow or ice even with snow tires, a m3 couldn't even beat a old audi s1 turbo 20v, that thing eats bmw's alive in turns and in the straights, on any road. im not kidding bud these are the facts.

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  • @nxmoparmatt84 Thats why you don't drive an M3 in the winter...Moron.

  • gee so you cant drive bmw's in the winter? thats how bad they would be?

  • @nxmoparmatt84- Actually I got some winter tires on my 335i and it works great....I will put money on that those that have a M3 dont drive it in the winter. Or they live somewhere warm enough to drive it in the winter and not have to worry about snow. Your comments aren't address anything that makes sense.

  • @nxmoparmatt84

    How would you know? you obviously dont have both cars. I speak experience you speak nothing but assumptions and ignorant comments. BTW its funny how u said u sold ur 3 "Beamers". Sorry kid it's called "Bimmer"(car) not "Beamer"(bike). It's obvious u never had a BMW

  • i told you previously that i have a 325i, not quite the m3 but still not on par with the audi i have, and yes i know a bmw would not do as well in the winter, i tried to go up kneeland hill here in snow tires in the 325i and it couldnt do it, i then took the audi in all seasons and it didnt have a problem.

  • @nxmoparmatt84 Probably because the Audi is AWD, If a Geo was AWD it would of done better then the BMW to. So is the Geo a better car??

  • @nxmoparmatt84 AWD also adds a lot of weight, so it evens itself out, and usually gets worse gas mileage. I highly doubt your mustang does better in the snow then a BMW unless your tires are better on the mustang. BMW are very well balanced, while mustang not most certainly not.

  • Not "quite" the M3... is a understatement.. 325i is no where near an M3. It is so weak that BMW USA don't even offer that as an option. the smallest E9X 3 series in the US is 328i.

  • so you hav a mustang, 325i and an audi -_-? and that you got a free bmw because your customer gave it to you since he didn't like it -_-... its funny how people lie these days when your customer could of easily sold a NEW BMW for couple 10 grand or he could of easily had a mechanic fix the ECU for a couple hundred at most

  • btw, the only reason i have a bmw is because it was given to me because the customer didnt want to pay to fix the damn thing. turns out the computer got wet and corroded.

  • check out the happines bmw causes..

  • Agreed. You can't beat the wicked scream of a revving 4cyl NA engine.