How To Break Your Monitor

[ilikefunnyvideos505]

So when are you making a Lets play of Exmortis 2?

[yodudes567]

@ilikefunnyvideos505 He already has.

[deanodawg01]

That kinda looked like my grandma when I attempted to dump her dead....body...in...the vent........oh,SHIT

[AdamantSystems]

HOLY CRAP CRAWLSPACE FREAKING MONSTER

[RAPTORGORAWR]

I was shitting my pants going through comments, just saying its not scary just some pixelated hoe

[member186]

Lol, i dont know why but everytime i get scared i wince and start laughing immediately

[marouan97]

Bitch scared the fuck out of me.

[XthegoddessofloveX]

i had a laugh attack bcos of this LMAO!!!!!! my girlfriend was WTF! LOL

[MrDrift9000]

Haha I remember watching that stream u scared me more than the game did lol

[1258789474]

HAHAHAHAAH i would have done the same thing but i would have probably have something soft behind me so i dont hit my head on the ground when i fly backwards from that shocking thing coming out of nowhere.. in fact i think i would sleep with a night light for bout 2 weeks haha even if i played this in the morning

[tiagovalen]

HOLY FUCKKKKKKKKKKKKKK AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH­HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH­HHHHHHHHHHHH I WAS WATCHING SOME THUMBNAIL VIDS WHEN THIS WAS BUFERRING AND I WATHED YOU SREAM AND I SCROLLED UP ATE THE SAME TIME THAT SHIT CAME OUT MADAFAKAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA­AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[GmodCaboose56]

I love the way he said "I just broke my monitor" lol.

[ohmastar]

dude that was just cheesy.

[UndeadKIRA]

at first i got scared then i lol'd my ass off

[SgtAwesome6]

xD EXMORIS 2, scary ass game man

[Bulzeeb15]

I remember that moment from Exmortis 2. Scared me shitless too, though I should have expected it by being in a cramped vent with flickering lights.

[Frigh7mare]

*sigh* ~_~ ---> @_@ HOLY FUCK!!!

[TheZmaster72]

Never play under the influence ;)

[SaintKairu]

Pause at the instant she flies out. Dead serious face.

[InnocentBearz]

Oh my gosh your mom!

[RestoredHalo]

Lol

[Iamablatte]

Dont Drink And Play ^^

[DarkX6]

Press 1 for maximum lulz.

[MEATWADFTW]

dezmond isn't a big drinker, but when he does, he breaks shit....

[Ericquin6515]

i play this game on a laptop and slam the lid closed when that shit happened to me >.< i will openly admit i pee'd a little.

[SitOnYouProductions]

i hear elise

[pickleperm]

that scared the shit out of me...

[monssavmik]

...*starts slowly clapping*

[XxAlmsivixX]

These are the kind of things that get me even if I'm NOT drunk :P

[oioin4than]

They sound very sexy.

[epicishiku13]

Holy shit, thats funny.

[Atma01]

Hahaha I remember this from the stream. Poor Azurite... You're the best dude <3

[Elitesinz]

after pressing 1 over and over again, ive come to realize that it is your left eyebrow infact, raises first before anything else

[AfirAwesome]

Press 1 over and over for "AAAAOAOAOH!!!!! HOLY FUCK!!!"

[ronniemalee]

DAM



[swordisprostick]

Probably the best scream you've had so far.

[OMmuffin]

Holy crap

[wtfnumbnuts]

keep pressing 1

[CompleteAnimeFan]

press 1 for constant screams

[DarkCrow02]

This actually did scare me for around half a sec. I would have been scared more time but I was too busy laughing out loud because you broke your monitor!! LOL

[chingonsillo45]

your scream scared me! xD

[XxCrazyYoshixX]

omfg that scared me O_O

[GrooveAssassin7]

for best results, press 1.

[McMonker]

LOL

[ultrastupido]

Jesus, that almost gave me a heart attack the first time I watched it.

What WAS that anyways?

[aaronboi77]

I love how you went operatic, and then screamed out "FUCK" in high tenor. You should join a choir :D

[MyVlogger]

I laughed pretty much when he said: hold on, let me just get in another monitor in here

hillarious :D

[Thundero13]

Dez, you mentioned before that you got scared of hings that weren't established i games eg Monsters in mario or goombas in silent hill etc. So I was wondering if you got scared at the end of p0rtal 2 when you see Chell's arms &hands?

I seem to have a similiar fear and that part freaked me the hell out

[azuritereaction]

@Thundero13 i can't say that freaked me out at all, since i assumed her hands had to be there the whole time haha

[Thundero13]

@azuritereaction Oh right, I just thought you might be, since like for two games you never saw them and it was just a bit out of nowhere...

[BADRANG4EVER]

ok I´m definately not gonna get any sleep because I´m laughing so damn hard...seriously as soon as I saw your reaction I fuckin died

[ammuine]

@Nepherupito Those were women of legal age, one of which has a child. I would hope you would know a female voice, but then again, my hopes are probably all for naught.

[ugxsan]

@Nepherupito Those are women. Chatting with Azurite. Over Skype. During his stream... That lucky bastard.

[JaredAredRed]

This is the funniest shit in the world XD

[DI4B0L1CALg3n1u5]

<3 you Dez. You tha sh*t,

[hawkerrose99]

was one of your co-host crying????

[azuritereaction]

@hawkerrose99 yes lol

[SpartandudeChannel1]

@azuritereaction Was it Aria or Elise?

[PaulThePuppetier]

who are you talking to in the video,Dezmond?

[RacinFreek2448]

@PaulThePuppetier read the description

[PaulThePuppetier]

@RacinFreek2448 lol 'kay thx

[mikiarca]

Bad heart + alchohol+scary games = WIN ??????

[hawkerrose99]

@mikiarca no dude, that equals death .. XD

[UnbreakableFury1]

thumbs up if you didnt get scared

[Infernal9110]

I dont know you in real life, but I can actually her on your voice that you drank, you're doing everything sooooo slooow :D Giiiveee me a minuutteee to put another monitoorrrr in here ooookay? :D

[soccerprog226]

Your scream sounded almost identical to Ash's in 'Evil Dead: 2' when Auntie Henrietta burst through the cellar floor.

[Takisawesome]

0:10 pause it. HE CAME

[HedleyRuleszz]

Expression at 0:09 HAHAHAHAHJAHAHAHA

[XoXSubZeroXoX]

No wonder you jumped at that part O.o

I spat out my mac 'n cheese >.>

[javioneknobi]

Now that's what I call a zurite funny reaction

[core07aoa]

you remind me of the guy from the buddy movies XD

[xXqwertymaXx]

i find everything after 0:09 hard to masturbate to why did he have to jump ._.

[Koaifications]

@xXqwertymaXx what?

[DrummingManiac1]

press 1 for epicosity

[oioin4than]

Hahaha! Fuck yes! XDDDDDD

[leolytr831]

i love how aria is like " did you beat it?" lol

-BlastHound-

[iamherewifbeer]

YES! That stream was hilarious. So glad to be apart of it! xD

[kaflunker]

That scream is my ringtone now xD

[monkario12fan12]

Elise again? I went on your stream on Saturday (I think) and you were talking about One Piece and playing Sm City.

[TheTurmoilTbh]

umad?

[namelesslol]

LOL

[Mijiroth]

Oh god, I watched this numerous times and it always has me in stitches :,D I just love it when you freak out, though that's kinda evil, I guess... Especially since I hate jump-scares with a passion and would scream just as much myself...

And Aria's "Did you beat it?" is like the cream topping with cherries~ I love it when the two of you Stream together~

[Calumoninc]

fucking screamers man

[pcp411]

OMG!! I Am soooo glad I'm not the only one that freaks the hell out on tht part of the game xDD

[akogi1987]

So will you have tutorials on how to break other things like your mouse or keyboard?

[Volcabularious]

@akogi1987 Or your Controller?

[1989betolopez]

@akogi1987 Just watch his Syobon Action series

[tiagovalen]

@akogi1987 ithink he has that tutorial in every video lol

[Nragemachine]

Who would thumb this down? This was the best stream of all time!

[stalker7d7]

Hahaha, hilarious. Even more so when it was live. :/

[TheUnluckyEverydude]

From what I can tell, dude, it's jump scares that get you. Stuff like situational horror or ambient noise or the atmosphere don't much effect you (which is why Amnesia and The Mold didn't do anything to you) but jump scare flash games and the like really scare you. You're kinda the opposite of all of the LPers I follow. Ha.

[midgets111]

dez you're funny as shit xD

[footballman6417]

When's ur live feed

[t1nyb]

I CANNOT STOP REPLAYING FROM 0:09 TO 0:11

[ItsDeadlySP]

AAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH­AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH­AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH­AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH­AHAHAHAHAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA­HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAA­AAAAAAA I LOLED

[DrasticDavid96]

I see your kleptophobia is being handled alright

[MisterBliss]

AHAHAHA!

Much respect to you - if I had footage of me screaming like that, I wouldn't post it on YouTube.

A curiosity question, I remember you saying something along the lines of being most un-nerved by things that are incongruent with a setting's established norm. So then, do you find yourself disturbed by physical deformity? Ever watch any old Cronenberg movies?

[jokawild555]

I love Aria: "Did you beat it?"

[ixboxxobxi]

I started to laugh I saw it coming

[SgtEaglefort]

Dude, when I play those "scary maze" scary pop up shit, I have the same reaction. I think it's the sound moar than the picture. 70/30

[blackdemonfang]

Haha I saw this when it was live like almost a week ago xD it was so funny.

[jmart680]

According to a previous video this shouldn't have scared you, unless in your case its called liquid cowardness ( new word I've just made up ) instead of liquid courage. Just playing had to give you a hard time.

[azuritereaction]

@jmart680 yeah, this normally wouldn't have scared me, but being drunk, yeahhhh

[basioh1818]

@azuritereaction But wasn't the reason something like that scared you in exmortis 1 because it's moving while the rest of the game is just images?

[cat4luny4]

@azuritereaction now play lsd with some alcohol in your veins

[Frigh7mare]

Dear god, I have never laughed so hard in a long, long time. ^_^b

[McGack1]

oh jeez, wires are dangerous

[WalkAroundDude]

That was the funniest scream I've ever heard.

[enchilada93]

I missed a drunk live stream D: Wut duh hellT_T

[5minlatecomebacks]

Wow. That scared me, but damn dude. I've hit people who jumped out at me, but dude, skilllllls.

[godofhalo545]

HAHAHAH

[theuberelite]

keep the video playing, press 1 over and over again for epic lulz

[withaspoon94]

this was the best stream ever.

[pinkaholic30]

LMFAO that is great :D

[yuman3]

Well he was drunk so you cant blame him.

[DrMCP81]

Just hit 1 xD

[darkalleyheroes]

@DrMCP81 Haha his mouth moves before his eyes; it's so funny.

[skylerwd6]

That was the one of the most hilarious things I had ever seen on one of your streams

[PHREAK01]

Keep pressing 1 lol

[Dakamashi]

Best stream ever man.

[Menolifee]

Lol

[JaredAredRed]

The most epic scream I am EVER heard in my life. You ain't no pussy, you have to be a man to scream like that in from of a huge crowd and then upload it to youtube! :D

[simpsonhead3]

Epic scream is epic

[TheSimslover225]

O.O! Just, O.O

[hmmlimmethink]

LMAO

[imnick93]

Oh FUCK that scream was epic!

[kaylaoverdrive2]

seen it 20 times over and still laughing lol

[Shogunelite]

Broken monitors and lude exposition, all for charity =D

[Shogunelite]

lol freaked out like a boss there didn't you Dez?

[wierdman21]

Press 1 for the scream!

[mario11168]

Oh cmon now, Exmortis wasn't even scary..

[MariosGuy]

@mario11168 he didnt get scared he just got suprised lol

[letmetrythisname]

Are you going to post the whole playthrough?

[CABOOSE1324]

I feel for you man. In my first play through of Exmortis 2 I screamed and jumped like no other lol! Except I didn't break my monitor so, you win! :D

[CaesarSaladX]

I love how aria barely reacts to your scream, all she wants to know is "did you beat it?"

[mattcarlover]

Ah, I loved this stream. xD

[Shirodragoon]

I saw this the next morning. I watched a play through of that game and both of the things that scared you scared me in it. The videos that followed it were pretty disturbing. Thanks for mentioning the Zelda Creepy Pasta ARG during your stream, I can't believe I missed the first two story Arcs, Zelda is my favorite game series.

[mabdog]

haha I tweaked out at that part too

more than anything from the first even

[alexisd3]

I jumped of my chair and punched my laptop's screen LOL

[shadoweagle89]

hahaha that was amazing, sorry about the monitor though :(

[Asthanius]

I totally remember this!

[realtremil]

it was awesome seeing this live

[CPization]

LOL IRL

[valkin07]

your reaction time is on par

[PICKLES740]

God damn that beginning scared the shit out of me too rofl

[Trogdor5678]

hahaha thats hilarious, cant say ive broken a monitor that way before, but i have had a drumstick go thru a monitor cause it slipped out of my hand

[wolfthing11]

What was the chat like

[Leon14000]

Wow... This was a stream where I laughed so hard it actually brought me to tears. Thanks for uploading :D

[kutlessrocker23]

lol. This is so funny. Sucks about your monitor though. This reminds me, I've never beaten any of the Exmortis games. I must remedy that problem and play them tonight.

[Goveynetcom]

Yay finally =D! So glad I was there for this.

[shmangle21yo]

"did u beat it" lolz

[Unlimited975]

Can you post the full video?

[Hadoukenspazam1]

so wait you said wires tangled like did you mean when you jumped back you pulled the monitor with you or something?

[FreyasArchive]

@Hadoukenspazam1 yes thats what happend :P then monitor hit the floor.. and broke XD i love his face even more than the result ^^

[pinkidiot3]

Kappa

[theuberelite]

I thought he was the one crying for a sec until he started talking lol

[facemite]

We all knew it was only a matter of time

[TheStickKid]

I loved that part of the stream. It was just hilarious.

[heavygunz301]

(~_~) -----> (Q.Q) HOLY FUCK! lol.

[dissident93]

I wasn't at the stream, so how did you break the monitor, exactly?

Punch it? haha

[SoulspiritSH]

@dissident93 He did just tell you in the video...

[dissident93]

@SoulspiritSH Oh, my speakers are kinda fucked. So I couldn't really hear. haha

[SoulspiritSH]

@dissident93 Fair enough!

[dissident93]

@SoulspiritSH Haha, I'm not making up an excuse, it's just hard to hear. Thanks for understanding, heh

[xXxNightMareZ]

damn, wasnt drunk enough (wasnt drunk at all but shh) i finished quickly (i think) and i only felt something down my spine once but i understand your reaction... AWESOME

[Arexsis]

Hey was this the same stream where everyone was typing fap?!

fap...

fapfapfapfap

[videoman223]

If I was playing that in the dark, i'd do the same fucking thing,

Oh shit that was hilarious, I thought you were crying hahahahahahahaha. It was like a fucking demon.

[vampireseras]

This made me trololol.

[Michael00189]

...no offence man but...your a pussyshit XD

[azuritereaction]

@Michael00189 lol look up my amnesia playthrough

[Michael00189]

@azuritereaction amnesia is borieng and overdone -o-

@azuritereaction You should've said "look up the Wheaties video"