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  • LOL @ "The fat ones are eating the skinny ones food basically"

  • I'm trying to resist clicking the girls with fat tits on the side

  • Before watching this special, I ate an entire bag of nachos.

  • I agree. French/Italians/Germans/Swedes­/Spanish/Norweigen etc...none are fat. Its only American influence on Britain via its Corporations that have got people fat. Oh, that, and self fucking restraint. STOP BLAMING THE COMPANIES....AND BLAME YOURSELF YOU FAT CUNT!

  • @Rextrent "Nobody's born gay" Aside from you right?

  • alot of his stand up is taken from what karl pilkenton says on the old XFM radio broadcasts.

  • bucket, fat people, farmyard animal...Billy Connolly bit from ages ago

  • Many people won't realise this but our flag is upside down!

  • I hope some fat idiot in the audience felt dumb.

  • @Hermoor Hah you sound like you have a sad angry life..

  • @wahhagoogoo Not really, I just dislike idiots of all kinds.

  • "a bucket??!" 6:28

  • talking about fat people in USA. Irony...

  • Ricky seems to have lost it. It's been downhill since the UK version of The Office.

  • @mucalinda What was wrong with Extras?

  • @iGotSpaceLikeNASA I agree, I should have given more kudos to Extras . It wasn't anywhere near as good as the British 'Office' but then not much is. So, it's been downhill since the Extras.

  • @mucalinda What about Lifes too....no that's terrible.

  • @iGotSpaceLikeNASA  For a second there, you very nearly went down in my estimation.

  • @mucalinda The extras was better than The Office.

  • @meaturama We can disagree on that.

  • Thanks for uploading, hilarious

  • 8:23 and 4:32...nearly shat myselfe xD

  • of course you can, you earned it hahaahahha

  • 23 people are fat.

  • "oh it's his life, he loves heroin." lol

  • Aw, 23 fatties are offended. Bless.

  • 2:33 was that beer?

  • He's so much better in England "science tour". Well....... English have a quicker witted.

  • That laugh at 3:20 could be the most cavalierishly evil-sounding thing I've ever heard. And I really rather enjoyed it.

  • being fat is not ALWAYS a choice. some people have a genetic disposition that makes them not have a certain chemical, leptin, that tells you when you are full so they eat more which makes them fat.

  • @slytherinspy1960 furthermore many people don't have the ability (access and/or money) to buy healthier foods which makes them overweight.

  • @slytherinspy1960 jogging doesn't cost money

  • @73hd99w the time to do it does. also those without money have lower self-esteem which tends to correlate with less motivation.

  • @slytherinspy1960 If you don't get off your butt and exercise you'll stay fat.

  • @slytherinspy1960 lack of motivation is not the same as lack of funds. lack of time is one of the biggest piles of bull modern man has come up with, it all boils down to this: You make time.

  • @luedieniel i only meant that those that have a lack of motivation are less likely to exercise especially find time to do so. you are extraordinarily insensitive to those that are not well off which are the ones that are more likely to be overweight. i understand that it was just a joke. i was just commenting on the inaccuracy of his comment of the fact that being overweight is a choice. also read my other comments about the genetic problem that could also factor in.

  • @slytherinspy1960 Yes I clearly must be insensitive because I disagree with your view on the subject, get a grip.

    If someones overweight and does nothing to combat it then it is a choice that they have made, if the cause of their weight is genetic and they choose to not try to limit the impact from said genetics and thus continue with an increased intake and no physical activities, it is their choice to do so but then in return they have no right to complain about it.

  • @luedieniel at first i thought you were insensitive but now i just think you are a complete moron. learn about biology and the socio-economic factors that surround obesity and then come back and tell me it is completely a choice. there are other factors at play. i didn't say there was no choice at all. there are other factors at play that need to be taken into consideration.

  • @slytherinspy1960 Present studies, until then your statement is moot.

    As you clearly are incapable of even the most simple reading comprehension I see no actual point in continuing further down this road until you've managed to fully understand what I've actually written. Preferably doing so without namecalling, it is simply tragic in a discussion.

  • @luedieniel are you kidding me? i am completely flabbergasted that you have never heard about any of what i have said. obesity is a big problem in the western world. you would think someone who lives in it would understand the reasons behind it and it is not just because people are lazy. the poor are more likely to be obese are the poor lazy? i'm sorry for calling you names but i don't understand how you can think it is ENTIRELY a choice. that is all i'm saying that there are other factors.

  • @slytherinspy1960 Once again I'll refer to the lack of reading comprehension on your part.

  • @luedieniel your argument is that obesity is a choice. i am saying it is not entirely. what am i missing?

  • @slytherinspy1960

    What I've stated are that

    1. time is a illusion, you do not have time, you MAKE time.

    2. Obesity becomes a choice when you choose to do nothing to battle it.

    If you claim you havent got enough time, plan ahead, its that simple.

    If you, despite being overweight, continues to chew down on fast food and refuses to exercise, you've made a choice.

  • ricky is one funny motherfker..

  • Satanic laugh 3:20 :)

  • i agree fat girls have great hair i knew a girl that i went same class year 1-9 she was well big and she looked great hair (dont get me wrong im fat myself so im not having a go but that was more of a compliment a weird one i yes but still)

  • I am watching this while eating a portion of Chips, irony ahoy!

  • this is great

  • If you're wasting your time complaining that a joke "is not factually accurate", you probably need to get a life. And doing so without actually quoting any facts suggests you need to get a sense of irony, too.

  • @RFC3514 I respect you, good sir. You actually use proper grammar when typing and actual facts instead of opinions. So thank you for telling everyone that said something stupid to get their shit straight, it left me with the video to watch.

  • u gotta admit the cake door idea is pretty good

  • It's not always their own fault. Some people have disabilities that disallow them from exercising.

  • @dumbledorist - Do those same disabilities also force them to eat more than they need? With the exception of some extremely rare metabolic problems, which are generally treatable, being fat is (the result of) a choice. You can't be "fit" without at least some physical activity, but you won't get fat as long as you limit what you eat.

  • @dumbledorist

    STEPHEN HAWKING?

  • The Adolf Hitler of comedy.

  • third of the world isn't obese

  • @fkimble - No, really? And next you're going to say Ricky didn't actually hurt his back and have that conversation with his doctor before every show of his tour...

    Actually, close to 50% of the "western world's" population is overweight (BMI between 25 and 30 kg/m³), and 14% is obese (above 30 kg/m³). In the USA, those values are 68% and 34%, respectively.

  • @RFC3514 for you the western countries are the world?

  • @fkimble - The "western" countries (plus a handful of eastern ones) are the ones with statistics. If you want to volunteer to survey the entire population of the planet, be my guest. Then you'll be able to say more accurately which percentage of the world is obese (or overweight, or super-obese, etc). Until then, your statement that "[one] third of the world isn't obese" is just a guess. Ricky's statement is also just a guess, but at least his is funny (which was kind of the point).

  • @RFC3514 ricky has always hidden agenda which is not always very well hidden :) so when he points facts (as he often does), he shouldnt mix false facts in between them. if he would have mentioned western world, which he probably mented, he would have made strong point. but referring to world makes the line misleading, false and not funny.

  • "No one got fat behind their own back"

    lmfao!

  • why is "snake vomits hippo" a related Video to this???? lol

  • @Tassieguru what about "Crack Head sexually assaulted"

  • @gman3440 Youtube is Twisted i think

  • @Tassieguru don't know man, but eva longoria is also related and looks fuckin' hot... and i love it

  • @Tassieguru I think YouTube confused it with Hippo vomits bucket of chicken.

  • im fat, love this guy so funny!!!!

  • Bull shit theirs no stigma attached to being fat Ricky. There is LOTS of stigma attached. Or maybe it's only in California.

  • 5:10 best part!

    "I fucking love these!" all wide eyed

  • Ya, course ya can, you've earned it! HAHAHA

  • Don't tell me - sponsored by Fosters...lol.

  • I dont want fat people to feel unconfortable at my show so buy two seats I actually died ahaha :')

  • 13 people are fat fuckers :P

  • @orpingtondood U get me 14 fat fuks now!

  • I think science can explain gay people. Men have nipples because we develop as a female for the first couple of weeks then we either continue as a female or turn into a male. gay people probably developed more into females than normal so they tend to act like females. the camp gay males obviously developed more like a female than a rugged male gay type.

  • Brave move picking on fatties....he must have offended at least half the audience. Fat yank twats

  • 100% right

  • @cartoonbombsUSA Ah right. Ignorant. I don't walk around in shiny pink hot pants, thigh high boots, talk in a fake voice, use exaggerated gestures to draw attention to myself and I am the ignorant one am I? Do get a mind!

  • I really don't agree with his belief system but hell, he's funny lol

  • @TheRickochet90  50% right

  • Farmyard animal lol!

  • 3:22 look at his laugh XDDDDD

  • @Elephantintheroom01 It's a ridiculous notion that the biological precursors of the behavior are not already present, before puberty, especially when hypothalamus SHAPE is something that correlates to homosexual behavior. Which means sex differentiation, in utero. You're not going to suddenly reorganize a hypothalamus, when puberty hits. I don't care what you BELIEVE, I care what evidence supports. Come on back when you can spell correlation correctly.

    Many groups lived in constant famine.

  • The ONLY benefit of U.S style health care is not paying for fatties! Apart from that, its pretty damn abhorrent. Respect from England - get those fatties!!

  • I have to agree and disagree. I do believe being gay is not something you chose. I don't think anyone would ever chose to be hated and bullied. But I wrote a paper once about eating disorders and it is a very interesting topic. Eating is a very complex subject and both eating too much or not eating are diseases. They are often caused by stress and the image of Woman our society has. I have also met a lot of men with eating disorders by the way. Being Gay in comparison is not a disease nor a cho

  • he is god!

    

  • @hulkweazel Clearly it is not wrong. Being Homosexual is something you are born with so this discussion is over. Have a nice Day.

  • christ save us from reformed fattys

    gervais goes on and on bout how he jogs and shit..shut up.

  • bs what bout bi's they swing every which way

  • I really thought he was attractiv when he was a bit fatter! Now he looks so ... harsh ... befor he was quite cute!

  • There is such a thing as metabolism. Nobody has to be fat, but some people have a harder time maintaining their weight than others. It is true that some people can eat all they want and never gain a pound, and others gain weight much more easily. Still no excuse for being grossly overweight. So what if you have to work harder at it, thats life. I watch my weight, and I have to aware of what I eat to maintain a healthy weight.

  • Is he having a laugh? He is having a laugh! :)

  • @Heligoland43 You can argue all you want, but it is a proven FACT that Homosexuality is not controlled. You are either born liking Men or you are born liking Women or even both. Overeating can be controlled. Think of it this way, OverEaters Anonymous is a program of recovery from compulsive overeating and just like People who are addicted to Drinking or Smoking, Overeaters Ananymous as a 12 step program. Overeating is an Addiction. You tell me when you find a Homosexual Anonymous.

  • @TlMEtoLAUGH I'm gay. And a behavioral scientist. No one knows better than me that homosexual attraction is set at birth. But so's appetite, to a much larger extent than you think. People with innately high appetite and calorie retention have to work way harder to stay skinny (too bad 'willpower' is also something inborn). And MANY gay people have tried to be straight, due to society's expectations. There's few stories more similar, except there's far less acceptance for those born to be fat.

  • @Heligoland43 shut it fatty

  • @mattyhayes1990 I'm 115 pounds soaking wet. And I eat terrible shit, full of fat. I'm also spend most of my day sitting, and do absolutely no exercise. I have a roommate who's a bigger girl- she runs for hours, daily. I watch what she eats, and it horrifies me how careful it is. And she still cannot shed pounds.

  • @Heligoland43 Show me one fatso from Auschwitz and i agree with the `getting fat from water` camp.

  • @SAndrushS What? How is this an argument? I'm sure they didn't let them have gay sex in Auschwitz either. And I'm sure neither experience was pleasant, but the not getting gay sex was less so than the STARVING TO FUCKING DEATH. ASSHOLE.

  • @Heligoland43 gay deluded behavioral scientist.. you win the adjective contest

  • @pretorious700 good one?

  • Being gay is like being fat, or more exactly, (over)eating. It's about preferences, whether you like people of the same or opposite sex, whether you like cake or apples. The thing is, we choose what our tastes and preferences are, unlike what we are often taught to think. As TIMEtoLAUGH said, they're states of mind. But states of mind are formed and affected by thoughts. IMO any person should be able to control their own thoughts.

    And I can't imagine babies having a sexuality. Sorry, Freud. :/

  • @plstrom

    Then you, my friend, must be freakin loaded.

  • I love Ricky Gervais I have always been a fan, due to his level of High Brow and low brow comedy, being insightful as well as educational, the thing i noticed is that in this standup of his he seems to be swearing more, which i'm not a big fan of comedian's swearing for a cheap joke. Still love him but i think he is swearin a bit more

  • really this is the prove, money makes people stupid... the fat and the food talk... only this new rich ... get a vice or something ... lol

  • all that about slow metabolisms our ancestors were not fat!

  • Time to laugh I agree with u right on the money you are

  • I freaking love Ricky Gervais. He's honest. How can you hate on or dislike him for being hilarious for being so bluntly honest. I'm a big girl and laughed my ass off at this ;) Don't argue about small bits of his bit. Seriously. He's hilarious and if you're fat you have the -ability- to lose weight!! No matter fast or slow metabolism. I think that's called..an excuse ;)

  • The only flaw on his argument on being fat to being gay is metabolisms, if you have a fast metabolism then you can eat more calories and still burn them off a lot easier than someone with a slow one, so the intake of calorie could be more for someone who remains skinny, and the person who eat's less calories but has a slower metabolism would still gain more weight.

  • @j031j031 shut up fatso

  • @gurra12345 Ha you're really funny maybe you should be up on that stage, oh no wait you wrote three words with literally no thought process before typing, seriously people like you don't even understand ricky gervais's humour past 'oh look he said fat people like pies that's funny because it's true' fucking bellend.

  • @MPHansen83 well done for working that out mate! did it take long for your little brain to come up with that conclusion, or are you a semi-normal human being that realised this straight away??

  • "Suck his cock Son " XD

  • "I fucking love these." Lmfao

  • great comedian an all and he's very funny but i disagree with the whole "your born with your sexuality" >_> thats just bullcrap, people's sexuality and preferences can change.

  • @XAlucaX sorry, but youre wrong. i know some people want everyone to be straight, but it wont happen..sorry.

  • @XAlucaX If you think being gay is a choice, what would convince you to put a dick in your mouth, wine coolers perhaps?

  • I wasn't going to laugh at the high heels joke... and then he laughed :'D I love his laugh :'D

  • rickys awesome

  • If youre more likely to get fat due to genetics, then you dont get to eat as many calories as average people. Im tired of fat people trying to excuse their fatness. Accept it or change it fatties

  • Some people are more likely to get fat then others due to genetics so its not always their fault.

  • snake vomits fat people

  • i like how the 2nd reccomended link is "snake vomits hippo"

  • i'm fat, and he's right lol i'm fat cos i eat shit loads. i know it, doesn't effect my life, so i dont give afuck

  • "If I see a fat girl, I don't go 'Oh, she'd be pretty if she lost weight'."... That's rarely the case. Hilarious!

  • @coxmj15 take a look at ur own name dick head!

  • gervais just aint funny, any more. Animals was class, so was politics but this is just pure anal crumbs.

  • @apestate TIMEtoLAUGH is right, being gay is not a choice, it's the feelings you possess for a certain gender. You're saying that the choice lies within whether or not you choose to act upon your feelings, but being gay is not characterized by whether or not you act upon those feelings, but by the people you fall in love with. You can be gay, and choose not to act on it, but you would still be considered gay.

  • Am i wrong or is that fosters can MASSIVE! if so, why don't we have those in England?

  • @danbahrami :S we do

  • There's a fat girl named Brenda watching this somewhere.

  • He's a real Hitler...loool

  • seriously? a gay state of mind argument? really guys?

    this is a part of a stand up comedy act of one of the greatest comedians ever (in my opinion). there is no need for this type of argument on YOUTUBE, for fuck's sake. come on. seriously.

  • PLEASE JUST ENJOY THE FUCKING COMEDY

  • I still can not figure out how my "Keywords" are similar to the Video "Snake Vomits Hippo" That is horrible, nothing is this video have anything related to animals. Why Why Why Youtube...?

  • @cartoonbombsUSA i don't understand something for example gay is a state of mind i know that, but what abt celibacy if you choose not to have sex is because you do not feel any attraction is that wrong cos gay people choose to act upon their sexual feelings. (not having a go really don't understand)

  • @hahaha430 If you are not Attracted to somebody either Physically or intellectually then no I would not imagine you would want to have sex with that person. Seems like the way to go.

  • ...I fucking love these!

  • 7 people are fat

  • jajajajaja, Hijo de puta jajajaja

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  • i love how he says he's not having a go RIGHT after he cracks a good fat joke hahaha

  • Ricky Gervais, keepin' it correct!

  • I feel sorry for Brenda who's out of breath after standing up at her desk.

  • I have a theory that Americans will ALWAYS laugh when Canada is mentioned. Canada is just funny!

  • @CornishRicky Haha, I've never thought of that. It's rly true tho ;p

  • @fionaLux1969  UNIMAGINATIVE? HES DONE LIKE 4 STAND UPS PRODUCED 3 OR 4 TELEVISIOIN SHOWS 1 OF WHICH IS NOW SHOWN IN 16 COUNTRIES, AWARD WINING PODCAST AND HES DIRECTED PRODUCED FILMS. LOOOOOOL. IDIOT

  • @2112murphy thats an englishmans size can

  • In-a my country [england] , the people would go CRAZY for ze first half... not so much this one.

  • I'm pretty fat and I know that what he says is true (and damn hilarious!)

    I'm working on losing weight. I actually listen to Ricky's routines in the gym. I listen to him make fun of fat people while I try to lose weight.

    It works well.

  • she's out of breath just standing at her desk - HA!

  • tx for the upload!..brilliant

  • i LOVE how he says "i'm not having a go..." CLEARLY he is! LOL

  • How do you know if you never tried!? aaaaaaaahhhha!

    i pissed myself! ahahahahah

  • Thx for uploading.

  • Hes fearless. Fat jokes on america.

  • In some of the far-away shots he just looks like a pair of arms and a floating head,

  • I love that he's taking a swig from a beer between bits.

  • looking at the dislikes, there where 7 fat brendas in the audience :D

  • haha brilliant. My fat friend complains all the time about wanting to lose weight and tells me I have it easy, EASY! I tell him I go to the gym 4 times a week and have the same school schedule as him, he doesn't go to the fuckin gym. So why do I have it easy?

  • @redteam191919 In one of Ricky's other shows he does say that fat people complain all the time about being fat. So...your friend fits the ticket. Probably the only thing he fits....

  • more precisely 7 people that disliked this are fat

  • 7 people who watched this are fat

  • @apestate Being gay has nothing to do with choice at all. It's 100% genetic. A dog can't just choose to be a cat; he can try as hard as he wants, but he will always be a dog.

  • @apestate

    congratulations you are a moron