topped im a bigger fan of twilight i have 119 posters of twilight in my house and all the games the movies the books and been to every premire the day it came out so top that bitch jk but im realy a big fan of twilight
@D3admaus You can't project hypocrisy where there is none. It's obvious you're wrong and you're grasping at straws. Harry Potter's nothing like Twilight and anyone who's read it knows that. You can't spin it any other way.
cute cat :)
Dodgethis1337 1 day ago
im a bigger Twilight Fan BAM
skbits 5 days ago in playlist Twilight Blogger
v mxcfddfngg
1444Facebook 1 month ago in playlist Twilight Blogger
Did anyone notice that cat at the bottom right of the screen at 0:37.......you would have thought he drunk its blood ;) :L haha
homet23 1 month ago
Death to all headphones users....
MEG4nerd 1 month ago in playlist Twilight Blogger 4
topped im a bigger fan of twilight i have 119 posters of twilight in my house and all the games the movies the books and been to every premire the day it came out so top that bitch jk but im realy a big fan of twilight
crazybrian111599 1 month ago
WHERES THE NEW VIDEO? BREAKING DAWN HAS ALREADY COME OUT
itsellie1 2 months ago in playlist Twilight Blogger
i think im gonna watch some porn now...
konacjetanak777 2 months ago in playlist Twilight Blogger
i know this is parody, this channel ruls but this character really annoys me!
C00LX100 2 months ago
lag....LAG!!!!
haguilar84 2 months ago
who notice the fuckin cat at 1:19
hayder464 2 months ago in playlist Twilight Blogger
@hayder464 see on 0:37 there is the cat too
AdrenalineKickZ 2 months ago in playlist Twilight Blogger
does he read any of this shit?
100Hasake 3 months ago in playlist Twilight Blogger
1:19 Kitty in the background!!1
PointlessxRandom 3 months ago in playlist Twilight Blogger
i totally felt that way when i heard that...good thing im no longer a twihard otherwise people would yell at me xD
MisaMisaEK 3 months ago in playlist Fabian twilight
this is so fucking gay
ragnarok7499 3 months ago in playlist Twilight Blogger
I'd really like to know what this guy's on when he comes up with new ideas for shows >_>
Roronoa2zoro 4 months ago in playlist Twilight Blogger
BT advert every single time! OMG!
1992kriss 4 months ago in playlist Twilight Blogger
he sounded like three dog owwwwww. and you're listening to galaxy news radioooo.
ClutchG69 4 months ago in playlist More videos from RecklessTortuga 19
your eyes are really big
acb55555 5 months ago
Stop video at 1:10 sleep tight!
SupremeGuitarPlayer 5 months ago
i like the part wen he looks at the cat lol
iPopRockAndHipedyHop 5 months ago
1:54-1:59 the poster moves
Marinaandlilah 5 months ago
eric pumphrey, best youtube actor. thumbsup!
gembelobosok 5 months ago
Reckless Tortuga you act Gay.
Symbonian 5 months ago
I'm not that familiar with Harry Potter, but I love Twilight.
Super123Xxxxxxx 5 months ago
-.- that is tomato juice just saying
WTFYOUFUCKINGBASTARD 5 months ago
From all the blood he drinks, how does he keep his teeth so white?
iloveusarah8 6 months ago
fukin funny
bloodycasanova300 6 months ago in playlist Twilight Blogger
Aaron would bash that fag
Igosuki 6 months ago
fucking n00b some one needs to noobtube him or something
poopascoopaloop 6 months ago
the best part was when he tore the posters
JoanneRepublic 6 months ago
looks like dimonds- RAWR lamo
TheFitnessShinobi 6 months ago
twilight sucks Dobby balls.
WaterBottle1998 6 months ago
you guys/girls are funny as all hell !!
Like the old S.N.L. only..... "R" rated.
You should be making money at this.
TrickShot1100 6 months ago
1:20 me when were out of food.
MOORE367 6 months ago 33
@MOORE367 hahahaha
eternalninja0 6 months ago
That was epic.
BossMoneyPants 6 months ago
Nowhere near as funny as Psycho Girlfriend or any of the other series.
RaheemdaplayaO4 6 months ago in playlist Twilight Blogger
make twilight blogger season 2!
masterofshreding 6 months ago
i know he really isn't like that, but this video still somehow made me feel very uncomfortable...
Margorith2 6 months ago in playlist Twilight Blogger
-hi5- for cat in background 1:20
jetflash32 6 months ago
His teeth are sooooooo white!!!
halioj 6 months ago
WRAR tssssssssssh twilight xD
ibsen0071 7 months ago
lol "Fabian."
troublesomej 7 months ago
1:10 he sounds like 3dog from fallout 3
prominer83 7 months ago
I dare u to shut up!
harrypotter7ron 7 months ago
that beard takes all the gay look away
blacksnk7 7 months ago
1:25
meow
liammondou11 7 months ago
and at 0:05
endofline100 7 months ago in playlist Twilight Blogger
PLEAAAASE DO ANOTHER ONE OF THESE FOR THE NEW ONE LOL
Sigq1d 7 months ago
i have the same cup as him lol
AAmotocrossAA 8 months ago in playlist Twilight Blogger
u stole soaps hair from modern warfare 2
killastrings1 8 months ago
oh i get it... he's doing a kingsley parody
attitude7788 8 months ago
So disapointed, He was a beast in The Online Gamer
CustomFig 8 months ago
I hate seeing Eric like this xD I feel like its painful lol
TheUnwrittenWriter 8 months ago in playlist Twilight Blogger
Pressing 1 = "Jizz Me"
VeniVidiVictor 8 months ago
@VeniVidiVictor 5 tits hold
chadak47 8 months ago in playlist Twilight Blogger
ummm....
RXHardstyle 9 months ago
blood...mm....
FoodDiaries 9 months ago
Gay -.-''' LOL
NextraxD 9 months ago
Your parents must be sooooooo proud
simm1992 9 months ago
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Axuzie 9 months ago
press 2 over and over again hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
MrSpazOhYeah 9 months ago
if this is f0r realz than thts so GAY. you are THE 0NLINE GAMER not a gay retard
camyd1043 9 months ago
@camyd1043 chill, brah. It's just acting.
iNutellai 9 months ago
"leaked twilight pictures! /watch?v=MIt1OpiJ1xI&"
RBMusicProductions 9 months ago
kill me.....
gbrithen 9 months ago
He has the whitest teeth!!!
celena028 9 months ago
WATCH`.'FREE;,,MOVIES.``ONLINE!;,.
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AmiraFrank 9 months ago
you are fucking gay how bought you suck on hobo dick
MrGlitchmachine 9 months ago
He Got Scared With His Own Cat At 1:57...He Probably Thought It Was A Ghost Lol
2k11dopeboy 10 months ago
Everybody press CC button and click Transcribe Audio BETA. Then click OK! Read the video subtitles! You'll laugh!
LuckDice 10 months ago
I love the cat in the back.
DriftingTaco 10 months ago
Is he serious nice cat
Colt45caliber45 10 months ago
I feel scared and harrased.
yorio78 10 months ago
i dont mind twilight but harry potter is way way way better
harrypotterseriesnut 10 months ago 93
@harrypotterseriesnut They are both for kids or teenagers who think they are kids.
D3admaus 7 months ago
@D3admaus No, that's not right for either. Harry Potter's for everyone, and twilight's for girls on a rainy day/first day of their period.
Sei1863 7 months ago
@Sei1863 Woah the hypocrisy it burns!
D3admaus 7 months ago
@D3admaus You can't project hypocrisy where there is none. It's obvious you're wrong and you're grasping at straws. Harry Potter's nothing like Twilight and anyone who's read it knows that. You can't spin it any other way.
Sei1863 7 months ago
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MyMidzi 6 months ago
@harrypotterseriesnut Star Wars rules ALL -__________-
lewiswade 5 months ago
@harrypotterseriesnut Star Wars rules ALL -__________-
lewiswade 5 months ago
@harrypotterseriesnut Star Wars rules ALL -__________-
lewiswade 5 months ago
hey dude nice cat also if you're the online gamer then right now in this video you're gay
MrBryce4477 11 months ago
hey dude nice cat
MrBryce4477 11 months ago
i want another blog :(:(
afroty1234 11 months ago
1:15 there's a cat on the corner :D
TheBlackOrgen 11 months ago
you ripped your poster for nothing
sosforever 11 months ago
blood or V8 ???? :)
MrSethissocool 11 months ago
Fabian..... NIGGA, YOU GAY!
MagronesBR 11 months ago
So Cal is not always sunny lol, but what'S kool about it is that it snows in the mountains but will be 80 degees outside.
Zectro15Tero 1 year ago
185 people like twilight
DABRADSTER45 1 year ago
No, you can't be a Twilight fan. You're not fat enough.
nicoleb 1 year ago
the cat first appears @ 0:37
PinonMistress 1 year ago
sssss Twilight omg LOL
DSkehan2004 1 year ago
aaron from the online gamer would make fun of this guy
donkey159753 1 year ago 127
@donkey159753 it's funny cause it's the same guy
DrakoFangs 7 months ago
@donkey159753 Oh my god. Thanks for putting those two together, I would have never figured that out. Like seriously.
earthlin450 6 months ago
What a noob!!! HAHAHAHA
giantbaby87 3 months ago in playlist Twilight Blogger
because of you...i freakin say "aah, blood" every single time i drink V8! thanks a lot!!
nic0lekA 1 year ago
1:22 LOL cat
McBANANARAMAMAN 1 year ago
this guy is a rlly good actor.
haxninetyfour 1 year ago
That's the song that Howtheworldworks uses at the beginning of his videos, lawl.
KDxLiberty 1 year ago
haha hurray to LOL Cat in the background
MrTrykster 1 year ago
Fabian is my first name...?
exussupremebeing 1 year ago
@exussupremebeing Same.
X3i7EN 1 year ago
wow he has nice teeth :P
essa451 1 year ago
I drink V8 too, am I a vampire? Rawrr!
DaLeadBull 1 year ago
@Xboxc3ntral and you know that how?
amithabajan2 1 year ago
Wow first comment lol
tiggyspawn 1 year ago
... Gay
SkySixteenable 1 year ago
Lol, at the part where he looked at the cat. I thought he was going to grab the cat and go like "I'm GOING TO SUCK UR BLOOD!"
Krystalsiz 1 year ago
U. Gay.
SamLagh 1 year ago
LOL V8
stabbingmeagain 1 year ago
the hair and the glitter scares me on him
Mrsomethinggold 1 year ago
lulz V8. :D
souledge557 1 year ago
0:31 lol when he's drinking 'Animal blood' the cat walks silently away in the background :D
JapDaZomby 1 year ago
rrub ur tits on it
mike6752 1 year ago
lol he taped the posters back togethor
jasonw123456 1 year ago
wow when he said news time i couldnt stop looking at his teeth...lol they are so white!
MotherPunker970 1 year ago
i died when he destroyed the posters
HygreN 1 year ago
This has been flagged as spam show
Are you a homo?
GodzillaDino 1 year ago
This has been flagged as spam show
The glitter looks like jizz all over his face
Xboxc3ntral 1 year ago
MY NAME IS FABIAN TO!
TheFabianpm 1 year ago
@TheFabianpm Same.
X3i7EN 1 year ago
FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUCK Twilight.
pkboudpk 1 year ago
nigga looks STUPID high.
QualloKD 1 year ago
hahahhaa
AZIKUL 1 year ago
wow i i fucking drang the v8 juice i would have been sick for a week
MrSiIiC 1 year ago
TWILIGHT IS DA FKKING GAYEST MOVIE SERIES EVER!! ITS TRUE
smothdude 1 year ago
is he high
MrStayPuff13 1 year ago
Ben Stiller....
ThatScottishGuy2010 1 year ago
ah you know what sucks he probably actually couldnt get that fucking glitter off lol
iplaycallofdutynaked 1 year ago
I'm a biger fan hahahhahahahahaahahha no achle I hate twilight, i min i liked the first 1 but then ...
CDanielOL 1 year ago
you a noob
mshanspree 1 year ago
hahaha Mmmm blood XD
Transilvano 1 year ago
whats that its the only reason im alive the date weve all been waiting for
clinemichael 1 year ago
did anyone see the cat in the background at 0:03 and 1:20? soo cute X3
BabyAC110 1 year ago
This is freaking hilarious!
victorxb360 1 year ago
if edward doesnt have blood
whered the sperm come from to... you know... make the child?
OdysseusAres5500 1 year ago
Fabian is my favourite blogger!! Even though I can't stand Twilight :))
ShanikaCrooks 1 year ago 2
is he joking?
ThePsychoticScyth396 1 year ago
@ThePsychoticScyth396 yes.
nikproject72 1 year ago
Edward, So you dont have blood in your veins ?
" Yes "
And your heart cannot beat or pump? " Yes "
So you cant have an erection then..
Avarthas 1 year ago 97
@Avarthas Yes
MrSethissocool 11 months ago
@Avarthas Haha, plot hole in Breaking Dawn.
SNLAnimeable 8 months ago
@Avarthas same thing i thought when i recently watched true blood
webusecom 8 months ago
Did anyone notice the cat at 1:15?
Caesium141 1 year ago 64
@Caesium141 i noticed him/her at the begining
8FoniksMonkey8 1 year ago
@Caesium141 In the beginning of the video too
FcpHyper 9 months ago
@Caesium141 can't believe someone would even comment on that.. cuz who gives a shit?!
allroundp4p 8 months ago
@allroundp4p Umad?
Caesium141 8 months ago
@Caesium141 also at 0:36
snofalopagus 7 months ago
my god dude, you must be the most ugly mother fucker vampire i ever seeing XDDDDD; nice vids btw, cant stop laughing xD
Zargat 1 year ago
crazy man and you drink tomato juice
thereviewer79 1 year ago
haha!! u funny!!!!
Coml3teBliss 1 year ago
NEWS TIME!!
pjfitz 1 year ago
is that tomatoe paste???
Lillyring 1 year ago
@Lillyring lol it's V8, lol
Fatimahrican 1 year ago
Glitter is the herpes of arts and craft. Shit stays on you forever.
AbsoluteMAL 1 year ago 3
I bet that gliter took days to come off!
gerafrican1 1 year ago
179 twilight fans seen this
halfdragonhal 1 year ago 2
@halfdragonhal that's not true, i love twilight, and i laugh'd my ass of watching this.
2012leaf 1 year ago
@2012leaf so 179 twilight fans . who can't take a joke seen this.
halfdragonhal 1 year ago
At 1:13 look at his cat in the background lower left lol
TJD005 1 year ago
@TJD005 and 0:37 too
maistortrichko 1 year ago
XDDDDDDDDDDDD
411man4 1 year ago
0:33 v8
LIVEFREEDIEHARD999 1 year ago
God, i love Reckless Tortuga and he's not serious
tdogmoney1019 1 year ago
HAHAHAH LMFAO
EricB042389 1 year ago
Your videoes are great hahaha!
If it haven't been for crappy Twilight movies, we wouldn't have gotten this awesome parody videos :D
TheAbridgedGamer 1 year ago
Omg there is a cat XD on the right side
fedekote 1 year ago
Is it just me, or is that cat in the background even funnier compared to this guy?
Battybatzgirl 1 year ago
NOOOOOOOOOOOO lol
Why does this character have you have the same name as me?! XD
ju5tbl4z3 1 year ago
i knew this guy is a gay !
B3rr1 1 year ago
FABIAN!!! :)
shazzybhaby08 1 year ago
I'm watching vampires suck too
theninja1800 1 year ago
Taylor laughtner is an ASSHOLE. He is perfect to play Jacob because he's an ASSHOLE. You are so fucking crazy. I hate you, but I love your videos.
BPfrogRainbowbear 1 year ago
Im so going to watch Vampires Suck.
vdubkingvincent 1 year ago
I only lasted 45 secounds
TreeSlMPLE 1 year ago
0:37 cat in bottom right :D
innerguerrero 1 year ago
Oh yeah you know that "blood" you were drinking is actually carrot juice
MysteryXboXMan 1 year ago