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  • cute cat :)

  • im a bigger Twilight Fan BAM

  •  v mxcfddfngg

  • Did anyone notice that cat at the bottom right of the screen at 0:37.......you would have thought he drunk its blood ;) :L haha

  • Death to all headphones users....

  • topped im a bigger fan of twilight i have 119 posters of twilight in my house and all the games the movies the books and been to every premire the day it came out so top that bitch jk but im realy a big fan of twilight

  • WHERES THE NEW VIDEO? BREAKING DAWN HAS ALREADY COME OUT

  • i think im gonna watch some porn now...

  • i know this is parody, this channel ruls but this character really annoys me!

  • lag....LAG!!!!

  • who notice the fuckin cat at 1:19

  • @hayder464 see on 0:37 there is the cat too

  • does he read any of this shit?

  • 1:19 Kitty in the background!!1

  • i totally felt that way when i heard that...good thing im no longer a twihard otherwise people would yell at me xD

  • this is so fucking gay

    

  • I'd really like to know what this guy's on when he comes up with new ideas for shows >_>

  • BT advert every single time! OMG!

  • he sounded like three dog owwwwww. and you're listening to galaxy news radioooo.

  • your eyes are really big

  • Stop video at 1:10 sleep tight!

  • i like the part wen he looks at the cat lol

  • 1:54-1:59 the poster moves

  • eric pumphrey, best youtube actor. thumbsup!

  • Reckless Tortuga you act Gay.

  • I'm not that familiar with Harry Potter, but I love Twilight.

  • -.- that is tomato juice just saying

  • From all the blood he drinks, how does he keep his teeth so white?

  • fukin funny 

  • Aaron would bash that fag

  • fucking n00b some one needs to noobtube him or something

  • the best part was when he tore the posters

  • looks like dimonds- RAWR lamo

  • twilight sucks Dobby balls.

  • you guys/girls are funny as all hell !!

    Like the old S.N.L. only..... "R" rated.

    You should be making money at this.

  • 1:20 me when were out of food.

  • @MOORE367 hahahaha

  • That was epic. 

  • Nowhere near as funny as Psycho Girlfriend or any of the other series.

  • make twilight blogger season 2!

  • i know he really isn't like that, but this video still somehow made me feel very uncomfortable...

  • -hi5- for cat in background 1:20

  • His teeth are sooooooo white!!!

  • WRAR tssssssssssh twilight xD

  • lol "Fabian."

  • 1:10 he sounds like 3dog from fallout 3

  • I dare u to shut up!

  • that beard takes all the gay look away

  • 1:25

    meow

  • and at 0:05

  • PLEAAAASE DO ANOTHER ONE OF THESE FOR THE NEW ONE LOL

  • i have the same cup as him lol

  • u stole soaps hair from modern warfare 2

  • oh i get it... he's doing a kingsley parody

  • So disapointed, He was a beast in The Online Gamer

  • I hate seeing Eric like this xD I feel like its painful lol

  • Pressing 1 = "Jizz Me"

  • @VeniVidiVictor 5 tits hold

  • ummm....

  • blood...mm....

  • Gay -.-''' LOL

  • Your parents must be sooooooo proud

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  • press 2 over and over again hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

  • if this is f0r realz than thts so GAY. you are THE 0NLINE GAMER not a gay retard

  • @camyd1043 chill, brah. It's just acting.

  • "leaked twilight pictures! /watch?v=MIt1OpiJ1xI&"

    

  • kill me.....

  • He has the whitest teeth!!!

  • WATCH`.'FREE;,,MOVIES.``ONLINE­!;,.

    WWW.WATCHFREEMOVIES4.TK

    

  • you are fucking gay  how bought you suck on hobo dick

  • He Got Scared With His Own Cat At 1:57...He Probably Thought It Was A Ghost Lol

  • Everybody press CC button and click Transcribe Audio BETA. Then click OK! Read the video subtitles! You'll laugh!

  • I love the cat in the back.

  • Is he serious nice cat

  • I feel scared and harrased.

  • i dont mind twilight but harry potter is way way way better

  • @harrypotterseriesnut They are both for kids or teenagers who think they are kids.

  • @D3admaus No, that's not right for either. Harry Potter's for everyone, and twilight's for girls on a rainy day/first day of their period.

  • @Sei1863 Woah the hypocrisy it burns!

  • @D3admaus You can't project hypocrisy where there is none. It's obvious you're wrong and you're grasping at straws. Harry Potter's nothing like Twilight and anyone who's read it knows that. You can't spin it any other way.

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  • @harrypotterseriesnut Star Wars rules ALL -__________-

    

  • @harrypotterseriesnut Star Wars rules ALL -__________-

  • @harrypotterseriesnut Star Wars rules ALL -__________-

  • hey dude nice cat also if you're the online gamer then right now in this video you're gay

  • hey dude nice cat

  • i want another blog :(:(

  • 1:15 there's a cat on the corner :D

  • you ripped your poster for nothing

  • blood or V8 ???? :)

  • Fabian..... NIGGA, YOU GAY!

  • So Cal is not always sunny lol, but what'S kool about it is that it snows in the mountains but will be 80 degees outside.

  • 185 people like twilight

  • No, you can't be a Twilight fan. You're not fat enough.

  • the cat first appears @ 0:37

  • sssss Twilight omg LOL

  • aaron from the online gamer would make fun of this guy

  • @donkey159753 it's funny cause it's the same guy

  • @donkey159753 Oh my god. Thanks for putting those two together, I would have never figured that out. Like seriously.

  • What a noob!!! HAHAHAHA

  • because of you...i freakin say "aah, blood" every single time i drink V8! thanks a lot!!

  • 1:22 LOL cat

  • this guy is a rlly good actor.

  • That's the song that Howtheworldworks uses at the beginning of his videos, lawl.

  • haha hurray to LOL Cat in the background

  • Fabian is my first name...?

  • wow he has nice teeth :P

  • I drink V8 too, am I a vampire? Rawrr!

  • @Xboxc3ntral and you know that how?

  • Wow first comment lol

  • ... Gay

  • Lol, at the part where he looked at the cat. I thought he was going to grab the cat and go like "I'm GOING TO SUCK UR BLOOD!"

  • U. Gay.

  • LOL V8

  • the hair and the glitter scares me on him

  • lulz V8. :D

  • 0:31 lol when he's drinking 'Animal blood' the cat walks silently away in the background :D

  • rrub ur tits on it

  • lol he taped the posters back togethor

  • wow when he said news time i couldnt stop looking at his teeth...lol they are so white!

  • i died when he destroyed the posters

  • MY NAME IS FABIAN TO!

  • @TheFabianpm Same.

  • FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF­FFFFFFFFFUCK Twilight.

  • nigga looks STUPID high.

  • hahahhaa

  • wow i i fucking drang the v8 juice i would have been sick for a week

  • TWILIGHT IS DA FKKING GAYEST MOVIE SERIES EVER!! ITS TRUE

  • is he high

  • Ben Stiller....

  • ah you know what sucks he probably actually couldnt get that fucking glitter off lol

  • I'm a biger fan hahahhahahahahaahahha no achle I hate twilight, i min i liked the first 1 but then ...

  • you a noob

  • hahaha Mmmm blood XD

  • whats that its the only reason im alive the date weve all been waiting for

  • did anyone see the cat in the background at 0:03 and 1:20? soo cute X3

  • This is freaking hilarious!

  • if edward doesnt have blood

    whered the sperm come from to... you know... make the child?

  • Fabian is my favourite blogger!! Even though I can't stand Twilight :))

  • is he joking?

  • Edward, So you dont have blood in your veins ?

    " Yes "

    And your heart cannot beat or pump? " Yes "

    So you cant have an erection then..

  • @Avarthas Yes

  • @Avarthas Haha, plot hole in Breaking Dawn.

  • @Avarthas same thing i thought when i recently watched true blood

  • Did anyone notice the cat at 1:15?

  • @Caesium141 i noticed him/her at the begining

  • @Caesium141 In the beginning of the video too

  • @Caesium141 can't believe someone would even comment on that.. cuz who gives a shit?!

  • @allroundp4p Umad?

  • @Caesium141 also at 0:36

  • my god dude, you must be the most ugly mother fucker vampire i ever seeing XDDDDD; nice vids btw, cant stop laughing xD

  • crazy man and you drink tomato juice

  • haha!! u funny!!!!

  • NEWS TIME!!

  • is that tomatoe paste???

  • @Lillyring lol it's V8, lol

  • Glitter is the herpes of arts and craft. Shit stays on you forever.

  • I bet that gliter took days to come off!

  • 179 twilight fans seen this

  • @halfdragonhal that's not true, i love twilight, and i laugh'd my ass of watching this.

  • @2012leaf so 179 twilight fans . who can't take a joke seen this.

  • At 1:13 look at his cat in the background lower left lol

  • @TJD005 and 0:37 too

  • XDDDDDDDDDDDD

  • 0:33 v8

  • God, i love Reckless Tortuga and he's not serious

  • HAHAHAH LMFAO

  • Your videoes are great hahaha!

    If it haven't been for crappy Twilight movies, we wouldn't have gotten this awesome parody videos :D

  • Omg there is a cat XD on the right side

  • Is it just me, or is that cat in the background even funnier compared to this guy?

  • NOOOOOOOOOOOO lol

    Why does this character have you have the same name as me?! XD

  • i knew this guy is a gay !

  • FABIAN!!! :)

  • I'm watching vampires suck too

  • Taylor laughtner is an ASSHOLE.  He is perfect to play Jacob because he's an ASSHOLE. You are so fucking crazy. I hate you, but I love your videos.

  • Im so going to watch Vampires Suck.

  • I only lasted 45 secounds

  • 0:37 cat in bottom right :D

  • Oh yeah you know that "blood" you were drinking is actually carrot juice