Jim Cramer Tells You How to Trade Like a Professional

[fadedflage]

Usually, I find the advice from brokers and guys like Cramer confusing, confusing because it often goes against my business sense. I just keep doing what I do, and I usually win.

[TahoeVista]

Cocaine is a hell of a drug!

[THERollyboy123]

I know a website that offers a secret code that produces 90% success ratio on gold trading. Go check them out, just google Gold Trading Academy and make as much money as you want.

[Pepperdog12]

HEY CRAMMER. SHAME ON YOU BALD BOY. I JUST WATCHED YOUR SHOW.

SO NOT COOL, YOU WAS ACTING LIKE A HAPPY LITTLE BOY IN A CANDY STORE.

YOU WAS OPENING NEW BOXES OF CEREAL, NEW BAGS OF FOOD, AND OTRHER FOODS, YOU JACK ASS SELFISH PRICK. WHY WASTE THE FOOD AND SHOW OFF LIKE THAT, THROWING NEW FOOD ALL OVER THE FLOOR AND LAUGHING, WOW DUDE. YOU OF ALL PIGLETS SHOULD KNOW. KIDS ARE STARVING AND YOUR THROWING AWAY GREAT FOOD LIKE THAT. WOW DUDE.

Pepperdog12 1 sec ago

[AOZXRAY]

check out tradeguider on youtube. This guy and all like him are mouthpieces of Wall Street syndicates to suck the common guy into doing exactly the wrong thing at the wrong time.

[MakeMacroMicro]

ONE month after he said dont buy apple it allmost dubled

[cmares5858]

So Cramer told you... Don't short the market and don't buy aapl... good advice... lol if you did the opposite youd be a millionaire probably

[edjean24]

Any of you know where I can

go and buy stocks? I will like

to make some investments.

Thanks in advance!

[yodaranger]

@edjean24 wallstreetsurvivor . c/o/m (obviously without slashes) its a practice game to practice trading stock you get 100k cash to start and you can trade stock with no risk, i just started. =)

[t13tty]

Your all Losers then as for 4 months I have listened to Cramer made my own judgement calls to buy or sell and made money, this week Core Lab was on his show and he was 100% it has grown 50% since he recommend it over a year ago and it went up by 98pips the next day, what more do u want, it's free Impartial Advice only, do u cuss your bank Mgr who gives you 1% int per year if that. Listen research wait then buy or sell for yourself

[anthonyinsc]

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[8technical]

Kramer has one of THE worst records of calling the markets of any tv analyst. Tosser....His childish blow-ups are embarrassing. I don't know how he can still show his face in front of a trading audience.

[fiercex]

cramer gets angry at the market, then tells you how to trade like a professional...

[bonksmagic]

It sounds Jim is fighting a case of hiccups

[Elderyoungone]

It is the volume...chart...stochastic...­.to trade like a Pro you must follow the trades of people who have the money to move the market.Do not worry about the company or the stock price blah blah..follow the rich investors and trade WHEN THEY TRADE AND SELL WHEN THEY SELL,or else they will take your money.

[JDSPECTRA531]

Get your current news,updates and big market movers at pennystockresearch net,they been making some great calls.

[WarrenEdwardBuffet]

Only an idiot would give that jerk a TV show. Only someone who is very interested in losing his money will read his book and follow his strategies.

[TheDartblockstang]

I like Jim cramer.he tells the information others won't.

[stoneeh]

braingasm

[grunge65432]

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[Riddlerx333x]

Jim Cramer is pathetic you will loose money guaranteed...........Jim Rogers ALL THE WAY!!!

[akatheone1]

Stop loosing money get the direction of the market before you trade every monday and wednesday morning at the matrix trading club and win, very accurate.

[masterpatric07]

HAHAHA,A PROFESIONAL KNOWS A PATTERN....HE IS A STUPID NO ONE RULES THE MARKETS.

[smokenfly514]

@masterpatric07 I think he knows more about investing in a finger than you do.

[masterpatric07]

@smokenfly514 don't tell me you believe in pattern too?the market tends to reflect people's behavior but there is no exacltly pattern ever,and markets are a mystery no one controls the market.his ego is too big he can not accept a critic.what if they tell you things,do you live other people's life?no i live my own life and i have my own edge.he should shut his big mouth

[smokenfly514]

@masterpatric07 I don't quite get what you're saying, but I never said you should take his advice, just that he's a very talented investor and has landed many top-notch jobs in the financial industry because of his investment smarts, love him or hate him

[sesshoumaru3st]

@masterpatric07 lol ur a fool and all the people who think like you.You know what a market marker is? Also, do you know what block traders are?Do you know why they are called professionals? First of all,figure out what makes the price move up or down everyday in a stock.Now think,with your limited capital,would you be able to move Microsoft by 1 cent? NO! professionals move the market their way with huge capital.Why you think jim said it would take 10 mill to knock down RIM?XD foolish sheep.

[masterpatric07]

HOT TIPS ARE FOR IDIOTS.PEOPLE WHO DO NOT TAKE RESPONSABILITY OF THEIR OWN ACTIONS,SAME PEOPLE WHOI TRADE WITH ROBOTS.

[rodesyt]

jim cramer talks like a fucking hobo on meth

[zeuthuk]

I'll take Jim Rogers anyday!

[TradingApples]

haha.. Cramer is always good for a laugh.

[maxdecimus88]

Jim Cramer is RUBBISH !

[OilTrading]

Hey if anybody is interested I have an online Oil Trading Room at my website.

David

[buyystocks]

what do you think of grdsf in 6-8 months?

[008maguire]

@buyystocks never heard of a stock called grdsf, if its short for a longer word don't short it, go long say the hole god damn word grdsf what the fuck is that

[champion32panel]

@008maguire: @buyystocks is probably one of those penny stock peddlers

[joshuademoraes]

give it us for free...:D

[BaTu2009]

I just read a book "Trading with the Enemy" by Nicholas W. Maier HapperBusiness.

[rksharma10911]

me from Mumbai india cell 09819140743 trade in cash,options futures on regular basis would like to teach others too.HAPPY TRADING

[ketogenesis]

boy he really went into detail there about how professionals trade, NOT. he doesnt want you to be rich. hes greedy. he wants it to himself and his buddies. you have to figure it out on your own

[kensho3]

Gosh, I can't WAIT to follow Jim's advice!!! ;-)

[Lingerfoot]

Have you read " Conspiracy of the Rich" by Robert Kiyosaki? It is one of the best books that I have ever read, you might want to check it out.

[afurrypanda]

to invest like a pro, follow these two steps

Buy when people are selling,

and sell when people are buying.

[buyystocks]

buy grdsf its going way up in 4-6 months do your dd

[golfprobro4eagles]

He admitted he minipulated the market to make money. To me he is saying you have to cheat to make money because the market is rigged.

[Easydollars]

Invest like a PRO means to prostitute yourself to the Wall street crime gang. hahahahah

[Shadyhunter04]

Want to invest like a pro? Assume trends continue forever and invest when everyone is saying to buy.

Then when shit goes under, say you never saw it coming even if it was obvious.

[Jfkennedy62]

Shorts are hitting this stock hard, should you be shorting it too?

Sirius XM Radio Inc. symbol SIRI is trading at 0.31 this stock is going down. It could be a good idea to shot this stock. Because it will NEVER, NEVER go up again.

[ketogenesis]

that's true. all he's saying is if people think he's wrong then put their money where their mouth is and thats how to do it.

[666sigma]

Cramer is jonesin'.

[ketogenesis]

they put him against a monkey and the monkey won. Im telling you. lol its true. search it up.

[ketogenesis]

perhaps more individual traders are becoming short term traders

[buyystocks]

how about his shld buy at $190 ,I have a winner grdsf give it 4-6 months.

[greggdpa]

@buyystocks its at 50 cents, 1 year later. Nice call!!! dumbass

[buyystocks]

@greggdpa hey tuff pc guy what up

[buyystocks]

@greggdpa yes I bought sold 50-60 stocks in the last 12 months and you are going to talk about 1 ,get a life over the road loser.

[buyystocks]

get a life

[lti12]

he wanted people to own google in the middle of 2007. At the end of 2007 until now google went down 50%

[blckjade05]

people make mistakes, even warren buffet, icohn, etc, u cant fault ppl for not being perfect, otherwise you fault everyone

[TradingWithAnEDGE]

Patterns are made... and this is because the smart money continues to do the same thing. Something most traders will never figure out!

Great videol... and see my video.

[bilgerburg]

Has he watched his own show?! This is almost comical. Jim can't seem to decide whether he is a fundamental or technical trader. And he's lousy at both. Want to trade like a pro? Bet against him....Lots of pro's do.

[blckjade05]

heh, i wonder where those pros are now, i hope they werent hedge fund pros, otherwise umm....broke is a word id like to use here?

no one is ever always right, weither it be cramer or those who bet against him.

but..ill wait for you to show everyone your glorious resume to prove this comment

[FatPeopleSuckMe]

I NEED SOMEONE TO TALK TO

i liked this video :) Qa

[blckjade05]

exactly what the guy in the comments said, he flip flops because he was a former hedge manager, which means u cant think one way for a long time or ull duuuuuuuuuuh lose money,ignorance answered.

nobodies perfect, me, the commentors, cramer, nobody, general rule of well..life.

call him a looser, but who has more money at the end of the day, you? lol who the F#&k are you? no one knows you..lol

and ive learned and made some good money listening to cramer, k, thx for being useless, and bye.

[ranker1xyz]

Cramer is a LOOSER, he ran a public FUND INTO THE GROUND, got fired and now has a show teaching others how to do that!!!! I followed some of his advise and it was either 1. the worst advise ever or 2. placed in so that someone he knows needed a lift off. BEWARE, great entertainer, but knowledge, forget it !!!!!!!!

[pgtv69]

I havent seen anybody do well in this particular recession. Cramer didnt get to where he is by just luck, this was is worst year. if you invested on his best year you'd be singing a different tune.

[KelferMookie]

BOOOOYAAAHH CRAMER!

[gwengoad]

THIS GUY NEEDS TO LAY OFF THE SPEEEEEED! OR COFFEEEEEE! sMOKE ONE jIM! CHIULL

[gwengoad]

He's the only one on Ihave seen that has such a pragmatic and very well explained approach

[buyystocks]

cramer flip flops what ever way the market is going PLEASE GIVE ME A BREAK!!!!!!!!

[gwengoad]

O.K. I am a dumb ass! Because I don't watch him, but he has at least some logic, they all flip flop like the fish that they are, Peace!

[buyystocks]

AS long as you take him with a grain of salt its ok to watch,IM talking about the people that swear they are making a killing with his picks,YES most flip flop its the nature of stocks ,like after a run or being wrong,BUT I Have seen him get it wrong both ways to many times,nt,lu,chtr,onxx,dks,pwav­,mcd,amd,intc,tasr,siri,txn,eb­ay, many many more.

[drnoyes]

Of course he does you moron. He's a former hedge fund manager ALA EXTREMELY SHORT TERM.

[buyystocks]

you just do not get it,whats your IQ 75,he flip flopps getting it wrong both ways,now who is stupid,take a walk to your bathroom and look in the mirror

[buyystocks]

so funny when stupid people point fingers and call you a moron when they are 100% wrong,PROB made money of this guy in the market. BUY SWKS AT $8 a sure 25% gainer this yr,take that to the bank

[GEZAS]

interesting conversation

haha funny that there are no comments. probably because nobody clearly understands what he is talking about ;]

[buyystocks]

yes hes a wack job,the market has been tuff but he sucks.

[blckjade05]

so guru u must have way more money then him then