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  • we do what we must because we can

  • WOW! How to make Chrystal Meth the kids version! sweet, now I won`t have to teach my kid the more complicated way, and he can earn his own allowance!

  • Nailed it :D

  • lets put some pepperoni on this bitch.

  • BILL BILL BIL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL

  • what the hell i could tell if he was a joker or a MD. (:D

  • What part of this was suppost to be Funny?

    I watched the whole thing out of bewilderment, Im just at a loss for words.

    Its not Humor at all, what was the point of that irrelevant video?

  • @WayofDaGun go watch Breaking Bad, come back, and apologize.

  • @kody1023 Iv been the Biggest fan of Breaking Bad for its 4 Series Stretch, over the past 4 Years. Its the best tv show ever. But this Guy and his humor is as funny as plastic.

  • This guy taught me more about science than my science teacher did in high school. His video series was also the one that everyone, ironically, cheered for and didn't take naps to :D

  • YOU GUYS SHOULD DO A PARODY OF THE WALKING DEAD!!!

  • i want my cheese pizza with chilly powder

  • funny

    

  • Why isn't he wearing pants during the ending?

  • @Ladei4Lyfe ..watch the show.

  • His wife is hot :D

  • i want the best goddamn pizza in the country, AND HES SHOOTING A HOLE IN IT

    WITH THE 9MM SEMI-AUTOMATIC HANDGUN OF SCIENCE?!

    hes just too greedy. XD

  • Bill Nye with a gun? shouldn't he be a spy? Bill Nye the Russian spy.

  • aw no music video at the end of this episode

  • I still watch Bill Nye science videos. I'm a few months from being a high school freshman.

  • Thumbs up if you learned something that he said

  • BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL!!!

  • What it doesnt show after the 9mm semi-automatic handgun of science, is the kid facepalming...

  • how about some pepperoni on that bitch

  • OF SCIENCE!

  • Bill Nye the Crystal Meth Guy

    METH METH METH METH!!

  • He looks like some kind of cross between Bill Nye and Edward Cullen.

  • more like Neil Patrick Harris....lol

  • Of Science!

  • did i just learn how to make meth.

  • @qertsm ssshhhhh

  • Yeah Mr. White! Yeah science!

  • Silly. . . .

    

  • he looks like justin timberlake

    

  • I didnt get that. at all...

  • bill nye the crystelmeth guy!!!!

  • Got that bitch some motherfucking SCIENCE, bitches love science!

  • Hahahaha, I love that Jesse is a child in this.

  • I love his 9mm semi-automatic handgun OF SCIENCE.

  • That actually helped me understand lung cancer.

  • How about some pepperoni on this bitch?

  • How about some pepperoni on this bitch?

  • Bill Nye the nazi spy

  • "Making methamphetamine is a lot like making a cheese pizza, Jesse. You just take three household ingredients, combine them, and you've got something way cooler... Only instead of pizza dough, tomato sauce, and cheese, you start off with iodine, phosphorous and some pseudo-ephedrine, and instead of an oven, we use a series of catalysts and reducing agents."

  • Thing Jessie? this is a 9mm semi-automatic handgun.....OF SCIENCE!!!!

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  • This reminds me of an insane version of the Doctor.

  • breaking bad + college humor = awesome

  • Get it?

    Breaking Bad is one of my favorite shows currently, and Bill Nye the Science Guy was my favorite show growing up. :)

  • 2:13 Only just realized he has no pants on. xD

  • bill nye the crystal meth guy

  • The thing with the gun reminded me of Cave Johnson.

  • Did this remind anyone of Doctor Who?

  • @Thefuhhinfoo The Doctor doesn't kill! >:(

  • @Anthaon just remember, as he's pulling that trigger, he's not doing it because he wants to, not because he wishes others harm...

    ...BUT FOR SCIENCE!!!!!

    =3

  • Anyone else turned left at 1:19?

  • what do you think your doing with that thing?

    thing jesse? this is no thing this is a 9mm semi-automatic handgun OF SCIENCE

  • @fholm13 *Trumpets*

  • Science rules.

  • beavus. and. buthead... beavus... 

  • Now you know!

  • You guys forgot the deep voice that mocks Bill all the time :P

  • You gotta understand something, Jessie;We're not only cooking cheese pizza, we're cooking the best cheese pizza in the whole goddam country. Get it?

  • BILL NYE THE METH MAN!

  • Yeah Bill Nye! Yeah Science!

  • I saw him speak at UVU

  • you forgot the lithium disulfide. SCIENCE BITCH !

  • @palauskas Since Lithium is a group 1 metal on the periodic table, the prefix "di" in front of sulfide is excluded. It's actually Lithium Sulfide. This is the case for both group 1 and group 2 metals.

  • The guy who plays Bill Nye reminds me of Julian Smith.

  • @IsItTheBagel Omg it reminds me of him too

  • was this supposed to be funny ?

  • bitch

    

  • i remember teachers showing me this in school

  • I'd watch that. 

  • THING?????? This is not thing!!!!! this is a 9mm semi automatic handgun... of SCIENCE!!!!!

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  • steady that gun, you'll never hit anything like that.

  • @hoosierhiver when you think your life is more or less about to get fucked i dont hink you'd be too calm.

  • Imagine this egg as that cop, and the yolk is his organs. Now imagine this needle is the bullet being shot from the gun. The bullet will be fired at a very high velocity, going deep past the outer skin and doing damage to his internals, causing internal bleeding, much like how the yolk is popped. Soon his chest cavity or lungs will fill with blood, causing an excruciating death. Science!

  • @TheChannelofDerp Had to take time out of my day to say this comment madde me laugh the hardest.Thanks

  • @DarkLee121 No prob, being a comedian is something I do best.

  • @TheChannelofDerp Knowledge is power.

  • This is a comment...Of Science!

  • "Thing, Jessie?! This is no thing! This is a 9mm semi-automatic handgun... Of science!"

  • BILL BILL BILL BILL!

  • Bill Nye his moms a guy!

  • That was actually kind of cute that he was trying to provide for his wife. XD

  • That's not a 9mm. That's a Beretta Air soft. I bought one for my little brother

  • Fucking great show

  • He looks like the guy who plays Lestat in Queen of the Damned..

  • 9 millimeter semi automatic pistol... OF SCIENCE! yaaay Aperture Science's best Creation yet

  • why.. why wasn't he wearing pants at the end?

  • @saphirecat7 Watch Breaking Bad on Amc :)

  • @saphirecat7 in the actual show, walter is pantless in the 1st episode so he doesnt smell like a meth lab

  • @SkanadianBacon then why does he have a shirt on?

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  • um ok

  • the best cheese pizza in the whole goddamn country would have pepperoni

  • This is pure gold. Vince Gilligan needs to see this and give Bill Nye some kind of cameo role.

  • He reminds me of the 11th doctor.

  • anyone notice that bill has no pants at 2:15

  • @IronicAsian That's based on a scene from the pilot of Breaking Bad.

  • addicted to our peddling. lololol pun ftw

  • ok, two similar top comments, here's my chance to take over one, ok, i mustn't mess it up, i shall succeed!

    Jesus' left testicle

  • @XBOX720CANSMD fuck off

  • @XBOX720CANSMDWHAT ABOUT IT?!

  • 2:00

    sup haters

    we're cooking the best cheese pizza in the whole god (Bird noise) country

    what you know about italian (bird noise)

  • @ghmasterjj because here at epic meth time, we don't (brid noise) around!

  • i would sooo watch this show if it was like this

  • Those guys were trying to KILL NYE THE SCIENCE GUY!

  • @thed3bunny And I thought they were out to Kill Bill.

  • BILL BILL BILL BILL!

  • what about some pepperoni on that bitch

  • This is my own private domicile and I will not be harassed. . . Bitch!

  • @ImGangstar1 stupid

  • ......did this show just teach me how to make meth?

  • @rorshachfan dose it work? LOL

  • you forgot the guy in the background that says "bill" in a deep voice, :l

  • @ImGangstar1 No

    

  • 9mm pistol, OF SCIENCE! best line ever

  • turtle-bear

  • what about some pepperoni in that bitch

  • Of SCIence.

  • I read the title like the theme song.

  • 2:15 hes not wearing any pants

  • @honeytbx That's the point........ You don't see Breaking Bad, do you?

  • Take me a long time to realize its (Breaking bad) 

  • BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL!

  • @enetickk biiiiillllllllllllllll nyyyyyyyeeeeeee the sciiiiiiiiiienceeeeeeeeeeeeecc­ccccccceeeeeeeeeee guyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

    BILL BILL BILL

    FUCK YEAH

  • Thanks Bill Nye for teaching me how to make meth, not just meth, the best meth in the whole god damn country.

  • what about pepperoni on that bitch.

  • 9mm OF SCIENCE!!!!!

  • haha.

  • BILL! BILL! BILL! BILL! 

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  • I'd shoot 2 portals in a vertical line, undo my belt, lean in, and change pants without having to look down

  • @ClosedSLAMP also id suck my own diiiiiiiiiiiicccccckkkkkkkkk!!­!!!!!!!!!!!1

  • @ClosedSLAMP Then i'd suck my own DIIIICCCCKKKK!!!!

  • heres my chance to have the top comment:BILL NYE THE CRYSTAL METH GUY!

  • @comedyrowanstyle Sadly you failed in your dream.

  • OF SCIENCE!

  • My only problem was Jesse didn't say "yo"... not even once.

  • its all for science

  • i will never be able to watch bill nye the science guy in science the same way

  • Bill Nye the Science Guy... bitch!

  • i want a nine millimeter semi-auto handgun OF SCIENCE

  • Anyone know where I can get that theme song ?

  • @sethdesade From my butt.

  • @ehandkz wow, great job. Come up with that one all by yourself ?

  • THIS IS A GUN...... OF SCIENCE

    BAM!

    YOU WERE JUST KILLED......BY SCIENCE

  • 2:12 so why isn't he wearing pants?

  • @CutterWing Watch the first episode of season one on breaking bad.

  • @CutterWing reference to the series?

  • Bill Nye the russian spy

  • BIll Nye the science guy was the last thing i would thing colledge humor would do

  • This is a 9 millimeter semi automatic handgun! OF SCIENCE!!!

  • That better be some damn good pizza.

    

  • Sadly barely anyone here watches Breaking Bad :(

  • OF SCIENCE!!!

  • 1,004 people are scientists and disliked this video.

    Lol

  • who is ready to make some SCIENCE!!??

  • They could get Johnny Depp to play Bill if it were a movie, god knows he sounds retarded as Charlie.

  • this is a comment... of science

  • apparently this just happened...lol

  • crystal meth is so much easier to make when u have billl nye on our side

  • When he is calm he sounds like Makarov.

  • "Just like the bike, our customers will become addicted to our pedalling!"

    *groan*

  • if there wasn't for those stupid comic sound effects, this would have been a most epic movie trailer.

  • @funncubesde I don't think you've ever watched bill nye...

  • @funncubesde You obviously never watched Bill Nye and you completely missed the point.

  • THIS IS A 9MM HANDGUN!...OF SCIENCE!