@kody1023 Iv been the Biggest fan of Breaking Bad for its 4 Series Stretch, over the past 4 Years. Its the best tv show ever. But this Guy and his humor is as funny as plastic.
This guy taught me more about science than my science teacher did in high school. His video series was also the one that everyone, ironically, cheered for and didn't take naps to :D
"Making methamphetamine is a lot like making a cheese pizza, Jesse. You just take three household ingredients, combine them, and you've got something way cooler... Only instead of pizza dough, tomato sauce, and cheese, you start off with iodine, phosphorous and some pseudo-ephedrine, and instead of an oven, we use a series of catalysts and reducing agents."
@palauskas Since Lithium is a group 1 metal on the periodic table, the prefix "di" in front of sulfide is excluded. It's actually Lithium Sulfide. This is the case for both group 1 and group 2 metals.
Hey fellow youtubers,Check out SortaSmartStudios because I've got some happy-gasim, smile-producing videos on my channel! Please I beg of you my dog has a gun to my head and my cat is constantly peeing on me and they won't stop unless I get 1,000 views by Saturday. Please my pants are really wet, smelly, and uncomfortable! SortaSmartStudios
Imagine this egg as that cop, and the yolk is his organs. Now imagine this needle is the bullet being shot from the gun. The bullet will be fired at a very high velocity, going deep past the outer skin and doing damage to his internals, causing internal bleeding, much like how the yolk is popped. Soon his chest cavity or lungs will fill with blood, causing an excruciating death. Science!
Bill Nye and friend were not wearing a helmet, when they fell off ... That gives me a plan
I'm going to ride a bike, then fall off, but when i'm going to hit the ground i'm going to through off my helmet, get a head injury, go to the doctor, get some stitches, then tell my lawyer that it was because of this video that it showed that if you get hurt on a bike without a helmet, you will be fine. I'm sure that nothing will happen to collegehumor if i do that...
we do what we must because we can
metaridley171 12 hours ago
WOW! How to make Chrystal Meth the kids version! sweet, now I won`t have to teach my kid the more complicated way, and he can earn his own allowance!
Dobreyden 14 hours ago
Nailed it :D
BananaNinja96 17 hours ago
lets put some pepperoni on this bitch.
theproject1415 2 days ago
BILL BILL BIL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL
heidiandfrankfan 3 days ago
what the hell i could tell if he was a joker or a MD. (:D
hentai7890 3 days ago
What part of this was suppost to be Funny?
I watched the whole thing out of bewilderment, Im just at a loss for words.
Its not Humor at all, what was the point of that irrelevant video?
WayofDaGun 4 days ago
@WayofDaGun go watch Breaking Bad, come back, and apologize.
kody1023 3 days ago
@kody1023 Iv been the Biggest fan of Breaking Bad for its 4 Series Stretch, over the past 4 Years. Its the best tv show ever. But this Guy and his humor is as funny as plastic.
WayofDaGun 2 days ago
This guy taught me more about science than my science teacher did in high school. His video series was also the one that everyone, ironically, cheered for and didn't take naps to :D
Celivan70 4 days ago 2
YOU GUYS SHOULD DO A PARODY OF THE WALKING DEAD!!!
infinitykid23 4 days ago
i want my cheese pizza with chilly powder
MrKamikazeLove 5 days ago
funny
Acertheplayer255 5 days ago
Why isn't he wearing pants during the ending?
Ladei4Lyfe 5 days ago
@Ladei4Lyfe ..watch the show.
Seaknifed 4 days ago
His wife is hot :D
sertman96 1 week ago
i want the best goddamn pizza in the country, AND HES SHOOTING A HOLE IN IT
WITH THE 9MM SEMI-AUTOMATIC HANDGUN OF SCIENCE?!
hes just too greedy. XD
boeing777lover 1 week ago
Bill Nye with a gun? shouldn't he be a spy? Bill Nye the Russian spy.
LoseingFaith 1 week ago 6
aw no music video at the end of this episode
JGlovesKR 1 week ago 3
I still watch Bill Nye science videos. I'm a few months from being a high school freshman.
themau5trap2 1 week ago
Thumbs up if you learned something that he said
DutchFudge300 1 week ago
BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL!!!
Gusbus1138 2 weeks ago
What it doesnt show after the 9mm semi-automatic handgun of science, is the kid facepalming...
ZucchiniSlayer 2 weeks ago
how about some pepperoni on that bitch
happyelfy 2 weeks ago
OF SCIENCE!
vampiregirl1700 2 weeks ago
Bill Nye the Crystal Meth Guy
METH METH METH METH!!
MrShwinny 2 weeks ago 3
He looks like some kind of cross between Bill Nye and Edward Cullen.
LukeDude759 2 weeks ago
more like Neil Patrick Harris....lol
netforce0 2 weeks ago
Of Science!
clockguy2 3 weeks ago
did i just learn how to make meth.
qertsm 3 weeks ago 37
@qertsm ssshhhhh
hobocamptheater 2 weeks ago
Yeah Mr. White! Yeah science!
Iason100 3 weeks ago 2
Silly. . . .
cpjackson79 3 weeks ago
he looks like justin timberlake
greengun37 3 weeks ago
I didnt get that. at all...
urwetdreamz 4 weeks ago
bill nye the crystelmeth guy!!!!
TacticalTurret 1 month ago
Got that bitch some motherfucking SCIENCE, bitches love science!
SlipperyPedo 1 month ago 4
Hahahaha, I love that Jesse is a child in this.
MouthsLikSdwndrMisls 1 month ago
I love his 9mm semi-automatic handgun OF SCIENCE.
redrumface12345 1 month ago
That actually helped me understand lung cancer.
tsukinoakuma 1 month ago
How about some pepperoni on this bitch?
alexalex736 1 month ago
How about some pepperoni on this bitch?
alexalex736 1 month ago
Bill Nye the nazi spy
eaglestorm70 1 month ago
"Making methamphetamine is a lot like making a cheese pizza, Jesse. You just take three household ingredients, combine them, and you've got something way cooler... Only instead of pizza dough, tomato sauce, and cheese, you start off with iodine, phosphorous and some pseudo-ephedrine, and instead of an oven, we use a series of catalysts and reducing agents."
JenFromMaplestory 1 month ago
Thing Jessie? this is a 9mm semi-automatic handgun.....OF SCIENCE!!!!
MrPacochihuahua 1 month ago
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MrPacochihuahua 1 month ago
This reminds me of an insane version of the Doctor.
Sharkalien10 1 month ago
breaking bad + college humor = awesome
visquaka2 1 month ago
Get it?
Breaking Bad is one of my favorite shows currently, and Bill Nye the Science Guy was my favorite show growing up. :)
iKickComputers 1 month ago
2:13 Only just realized he has no pants on. xD
1MusicInYou1 1 month ago
bill nye the crystal meth guy
DoctorSayWhat1997 1 month ago 3
The thing with the gun reminded me of Cave Johnson.
Boninja88 1 month ago
Did this remind anyone of Doctor Who?
Thefuhhinfoo 1 month ago 3
@Thefuhhinfoo The Doctor doesn't kill! >:(
Anthaon 1 month ago
@Anthaon just remember, as he's pulling that trigger, he's not doing it because he wants to, not because he wishes others harm...
...BUT FOR SCIENCE!!!!!
=3
EXRazeBurn 1 month ago
Anyone else turned left at 1:19?
blacklinen99 1 month ago
what do you think your doing with that thing?
thing jesse? this is no thing this is a 9mm semi-automatic handgun OF SCIENCE
fholm13 1 month ago in playlist Favorite videos 83
@fholm13 *Trumpets*
PhantomDark221 5 days ago
Science rules.
CenaSux2007 1 month ago
beavus. and. buthead... beavus...
ElKarlito13 1 month ago
Now you know!
solublehermit 1 month ago 5
You guys forgot the deep voice that mocks Bill all the time :P
zacRip 1 month ago 5
You gotta understand something, Jessie;We're not only cooking cheese pizza, we're cooking the best cheese pizza in the whole goddam country. Get it?
thesonoftheatheist1 1 month ago
BILL NYE THE METH MAN!
LocoRico89 1 month ago
Yeah Bill Nye! Yeah Science!
TheEffinEwok 1 month ago
I saw him speak at UVU
ZILOGz80VIDEOS 1 month ago
you forgot the lithium disulfide. SCIENCE BITCH !
palauskas 1 month ago
@palauskas Since Lithium is a group 1 metal on the periodic table, the prefix "di" in front of sulfide is excluded. It's actually Lithium Sulfide. This is the case for both group 1 and group 2 metals.
amdathlon27 1 month ago
The guy who plays Bill Nye reminds me of Julian Smith.
IsItTheBagel 1 month ago
@IsItTheBagel Omg it reminds me of him too
Ladei4Lyfe 3 weeks ago
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Hey fellow youtubers,Check out SortaSmartStudios because I've got some happy-gasim, smile-producing videos on my channel! Please I beg of you my dog has a gun to my head and my cat is constantly peeing on me and they won't stop unless I get 1,000 views by Saturday. Please my pants are really wet, smelly, and uncomfortable! SortaSmartStudios
SortaSmartStudios 1 month ago
was this supposed to be funny ?
cehuu 1 month ago
bitch
errormaker1 1 month ago
i remember teachers showing me this in school
pizzafreak1175 1 month ago
I'd watch that.
iKickComputers 1 month ago
THING?????? This is not thing!!!!! this is a 9mm semi automatic handgun... of SCIENCE!!!!!
gigitygityalright 1 month ago
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Can someone please explain just why the fuck @ClosedSLAMP has one of the top comments...?
wogolfer 1 month ago
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wogolfer 1 month ago
steady that gun, you'll never hit anything like that.
hoosierhiver 1 month ago
@hoosierhiver when you think your life is more or less about to get fucked i dont hink you'd be too calm.
XlightninX 1 month ago
Imagine this egg as that cop, and the yolk is his organs. Now imagine this needle is the bullet being shot from the gun. The bullet will be fired at a very high velocity, going deep past the outer skin and doing damage to his internals, causing internal bleeding, much like how the yolk is popped. Soon his chest cavity or lungs will fill with blood, causing an excruciating death. Science!
TheChannelofDerp 1 month ago 156
@TheChannelofDerp Had to take time out of my day to say this comment madde me laugh the hardest.Thanks
DarkLee121 1 month ago
@DarkLee121 No prob, being a comedian is something I do best.
TheChannelofDerp 1 month ago
@TheChannelofDerp Knowledge is power.
MrLightPuffPass 1 month ago
This is a comment...Of Science!
liquidgosu69 1 month ago 4
"Thing, Jessie?! This is no thing! This is a 9mm semi-automatic handgun... Of science!"
DownAbove99 1 month ago 4
BILL BILL BILL BILL!
SyrupMasta 1 month ago in playlist Uploaded videos
Bill Nye his moms a guy!
PERRYPIKLE 1 month ago
That was actually kind of cute that he was trying to provide for his wife. XD
xXHawkCheerXx 1 month ago
That's not a 9mm. That's a Beretta Air soft. I bought one for my little brother
DefectiveDave 1 month ago
Fucking great show
SkanadianBacon 1 month ago
He looks like the guy who plays Lestat in Queen of the Damned..
jusk8lp 1 month ago
9 millimeter semi automatic pistol... OF SCIENCE! yaaay Aperture Science's best Creation yet
tonymx1000 1 month ago
why.. why wasn't he wearing pants at the end?
saphirecat7 1 month ago 5
@saphirecat7 Watch Breaking Bad on Amc :)
X6SixthSense6X 1 month ago
@saphirecat7 in the actual show, walter is pantless in the 1st episode so he doesnt smell like a meth lab
SkanadianBacon 1 month ago
@SkanadianBacon then why does he have a shirt on?
nohabloespanol989 1 month ago
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CFrostyTheSnowman 1 month ago
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@saphirecat7 Because they are reenacting breaking bad... derp
CFrostyTheSnowman 1 month ago
um ok
Hollowman1985 1 month ago
the best cheese pizza in the whole goddamn country would have pepperoni
GAMESTOPxLOVER 1 month ago
This is pure gold. Vince Gilligan needs to see this and give Bill Nye some kind of cameo role.
TheSwinePrincess 1 month ago
He reminds me of the 11th doctor.
Doomkitten89 1 month ago 3
anyone notice that bill has no pants at 2:15
IronicAsian 1 month ago
@IronicAsian That's based on a scene from the pilot of Breaking Bad.
Mechagnomics 1 month ago
addicted to our peddling. lololol pun ftw
thrashandburn1022 1 month ago
ok, two similar top comments, here's my chance to take over one, ok, i mustn't mess it up, i shall succeed!
Jesus' left testicle
XBOX720CANSMD 1 month ago
@XBOX720CANSMD fuck off
TheWolowiz 1 month ago
@XBOX720CANSMDWHAT ABOUT IT?!
Fly3sGirlAlive98 1 month ago
2:00
sup haters
we're cooking the best cheese pizza in the whole god (Bird noise) country
what you know about italian (bird noise)
ghmasterjj 1 month ago 3
@ghmasterjj because here at epic meth time, we don't (brid noise) around!
shinkashank 1 month ago
i would sooo watch this show if it was like this
HEYlookitsCaYla 1 month ago
Those guys were trying to KILL NYE THE SCIENCE GUY!
thed3bunny 1 month ago in playlist Favorite videos
@thed3bunny And I thought they were out to Kill Bill.
SerraFlame 1 month ago
BILL BILL BILL BILL!
jessicool11777 1 month ago
what about some pepperoni on that bitch
HappyLichKing 1 month ago
This is my own private domicile and I will not be harassed. . . Bitch!
DennisBayazitov 1 month ago
@ImGangstar1 stupid
o0Odg3jzO0o 2 months ago
......did this show just teach me how to make meth?
rorshachfan 2 months ago 99
@rorshachfan dose it work? LOL
GrimRip89 1 month ago
you forgot the guy in the background that says "bill" in a deep voice, :l
randomnesandre 2 months ago
@ImGangstar1 No
ryanhw12 2 months ago
9mm pistol, OF SCIENCE! best line ever
angryhippo2910 2 months ago
turtle-bear
DeathSheep777 2 months ago
what about some pepperoni in that bitch
soccerguyt11 2 months ago
Of SCIence.
harlen333 2 months ago
I read the title like the theme song.
carcer21 2 months ago
2:15 hes not wearing any pants
honeytbx 2 months ago
@honeytbx That's the point........ You don't see Breaking Bad, do you?
joseguardado12 2 months ago
Take me a long time to realize its (Breaking bad)
Fortun3tell3r 2 months ago
BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL!
enetickk 2 months ago
@enetickk biiiiillllllllllllllll nyyyyyyyeeeeeee the sciiiiiiiiiienceeeeeeeeeeeeeccccccccceeeeeeeeeee guyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
BILL BILL BILL
FUCK YEAH
Sirpackerfan8812 2 months ago
Thanks Bill Nye for teaching me how to make meth, not just meth, the best meth in the whole god damn country.
JasmineBaby05 2 months ago
what about pepperoni on that bitch.
theuploaders255 2 months ago
9mm OF SCIENCE!!!!!
TheEzioAuditorie 2 months ago 5
haha.
schnappify 2 months ago
BILL! BILL! BILL! BILL!
CaptianComment 2 months ago
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Bill Nye and friend were not wearing a helmet, when they fell off ... That gives me a plan
I'm going to ride a bike, then fall off, but when i'm going to hit the ground i'm going to through off my helmet, get a head injury, go to the doctor, get some stitches, then tell my lawyer that it was because of this video that it showed that if you get hurt on a bike without a helmet, you will be fine. I'm sure that nothing will happen to collegehumor if i do that...
BobisKool 2 months ago
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BobisKool 2 months ago
I'd shoot 2 portals in a vertical line, undo my belt, lean in, and change pants without having to look down
ClosedSLAMP 2 months ago 62
@ClosedSLAMP also id suck my own diiiiiiiiiiiicccccckkkkkkkkk!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
WolfGan0178 1 month ago
@ClosedSLAMP Then i'd suck my own DIIIICCCCKKKK!!!!
drafay 1 month ago
heres my chance to have the top comment:BILL NYE THE CRYSTAL METH GUY!
comedyrowanstyle 2 months ago in playlist Favorite videos 148
@comedyrowanstyle Sadly you failed in your dream.
SamuraiKnight 2 months ago
OF SCIENCE!
CakestheCheese 2 months ago 3
My only problem was Jesse didn't say "yo"... not even once.
SleepingBear1983 2 months ago 4
its all for science
cthatshit 2 months ago
i will never be able to watch bill nye the science guy in science the same way
eminemisdashtrx 2 months ago
Bill Nye the Science Guy... bitch!
deutschland08fn 2 months ago
i want a nine millimeter semi-auto handgun OF SCIENCE
lololrofl50 2 months ago 2
Anyone know where I can get that theme song ?
sethdesade 2 months ago
@sethdesade From my butt.
ehandkz 2 months ago
@ehandkz wow, great job. Come up with that one all by yourself ?
sethdesade 2 months ago
THIS IS A GUN...... OF SCIENCE
BAM!
YOU WERE JUST KILLED......BY SCIENCE
jotheexcellent 2 months ago
2:12 so why isn't he wearing pants?
CutterWing 2 months ago
@CutterWing Watch the first episode of season one on breaking bad.
derekwhite26 2 months ago
@CutterWing reference to the series?
ihavenoname93 2 months ago
Bill Nye the russian spy
captainblackjack123 2 months ago
BIll Nye the science guy was the last thing i would thing colledge humor would do
captainblackjack123 2 months ago
This is a 9 millimeter semi automatic handgun! OF SCIENCE!!!
superjosh1959 2 months ago 4
That better be some damn good pizza.
navveagal 2 months ago
Sadly barely anyone here watches Breaking Bad :(
Hulksmash619 2 months ago
OF SCIENCE!!!
MasterHaterz 2 months ago
1,004 people are scientists and disliked this video.
Lol
TheVietJohnny 2 months ago
who is ready to make some SCIENCE!!??
dryce 2 months ago
They could get Johnny Depp to play Bill if it were a movie, god knows he sounds retarded as Charlie.
FAA4Life666 2 months ago
this is a comment... of science
RockStarNinja25 2 months ago 44
apparently this just happened...lol
thesheikdroveacaddy 2 months ago
crystal meth is so much easier to make when u have billl nye on our side
nartuox 2 months ago
When he is calm he sounds like Makarov.
jjhitman615 2 months ago
"Just like the bike, our customers will become addicted to our pedalling!"
*groan*
malevc 2 months ago
if there wasn't for those stupid comic sound effects, this would have been a most epic movie trailer.
funncubesde 2 months ago in playlist Favorite videos 5
@funncubesde I don't think you've ever watched bill nye...
cmdrtomalacc 2 months ago
@funncubesde You obviously never watched Bill Nye and you completely missed the point.
onexero1 2 months ago 2
THIS IS A 9MM HANDGUN!...OF SCIENCE!
VampSmiley1 2 months ago 8