The Original Kung Fu Jesus - Legend of the Liquid Sword

[JuliReisM]

Isso aí Jesus, raduke neles!!

[coffeehouseartist]

JESUS FRICKIN' H CHRIST!!!!

[Timothy2035]

OH LOL! You get em! 

[MultiSinoda]

if they showed shit like this in church id go every sunday XD

[HohnJonz]

@MultiSinoda haha 

[blackgigus]

New Jesus! Now with kung fu grip!

[HohnJonz]

@blackgigus haha

[drumm007]

i kick ass for the lord!

[ztakao]

JESUS IS CHINESE?!?!

[TokuinB]

holy crap its kung fu action jesus!!! PRAISE HIM OR FEEL HIS FISTS OF HOLY FURY!

[juglarlocogmail]

holy shit

[NekoJoker]

Vampire no longer fear the sun...

they will have to fear... THE SON OF GOD!

[out6of6my6mind]

This was my favorite chapter of the Bible.

[HohnJonz]

@out6of6my6mind hee hee

[FelipeChoque]

you are cursing at Jesus!

JESUS PUNCHES!!!!

*BLAM! BLAM! BLAM!

[scientisttkd]

That Savior style music is made of pure awesomness

[DYOLFMOT]

jesus kicks ass

[MonoAzul]

Happy Easter, y'all!

[HohnJonz]

@MonoAzul thanx dang i didnt ewen think of posting this one at my fb page ..it's up now! you too...

[HohnJonz]

@MonoAzul thanx dang i didnt even think of posting this one at my fb page ..it's up now! you too...

[N00Bie92]

KUNG FU ACTION JESUS!!!

[JakeBartlam]

Jesus: I shall turn this water into wine, and THESE SINNERS INTO SWINE!!!! AHAHAHAHHA

[vwjboy]

man this movie is good...

[mahender6969]

Don't fuck with jesus.

[UpcomingJedi]

Does he do kung fu porn too??

[HohnJonz]

I dont know about that one... they'll parody the Brady Bunch.. the Cosby's... etcetcetc in that industry... but Jesus porn may be going over the line......... just a tad...

[gaiyabum]

This is just made of awesome.

[nikt374]

super, magic, kung fu, jesus powers, activate!

[slaveofawal]

lol

[rancid18]

that's one scary jesus. Look how he laughs

[reiki2013]

this is the part in the movie were i gave up all hope, i mean it was kind of a kung fu comedy but it got so stupid when jesus came

[HohnJonz]

you made it that far?

lol

[crazyazn4christ]

i love this movie, great and funny movie over all!!!!

[0kuvhlubkoj0]

who plays the bat??

[HohnJonz]

go to the imdb link I just listed over in the comments...

It hass got the actors and roles listed..

thanx for the view!

[mewstation]

lmao Jesus punches. Lack of creative name much? xD

[SlyZepplin]

lawl

[newguy90]

"You told me you would date me if I traveled to the West to study kungfu under the greatest teacher in the world and return a powerful martial artist. So I went West and asked them who's the greatest. And they said Jesus Christ. So I studied kungfu under him."

[Natthesplatt]

LOL!

[Revan1701E]

What... tha Fuck......................

[HohnJonz]

Yea... that pretty much sums it up!

[henshinherolim]

Juses Punches

[NintendoNerdOfZelda]

best frickin thing EVERZ!!!

[GANDHITRON]

Yes. That is exactly what Christ would have said in response to this.

"you better die"

[id777fei]

Somehow this is less ridiculous than the actual written bible.

[nosispower]

agreed

[Thebabysealpoacher]

straight to favorites

[robbiesmith79]

I'm still laughing my head off after the 20th time i've watched this. We're going to hell.

[Aqarius90]

Cristal Dragon Jesus FTW!

[GodMythology2]

Epic LOL.

[iManicMan]

Watch what jesus does at 0:04

[DrSandoKhan]

And Jesus saved the Day!!!!

[blackAzureKnghtmare]

omfg roflmao

[EggFriedSpam]

What the f***ing hell? Maybe the alcohol didn't help...

[VenusInCancer]

Holy Cow!

[SpartanPikachu117]

awsome! its kung fu jesus and he's about to kung fu the devil

[gambatte1]

Bravo. The simultaneous mandarin and cantonese tracks (they used to put mandarin in Left and cantonese in Right so you could choose your preferred dialect directly from the L-R stereo balance control) adds to the insanity nicely.

[Ogaga4Luv007]

Mmmmh! the real Kung_FU jESUS,see how hes busy searching for peoples trouble:)maybe i'w send Jet Lee for him***nonsence!!

[clubby1234]

GO JESUS GO!!!

[oren121]

wonder if he eats with chop sticks

[TonyNhollywood]

Dude this movie is a GREAT Wuxia comedy flick! Find it if you can!!!

[CBGB42]

Jesus saves...

by kicking ass.

[zapperxxx]

..... holy... O_O'...

[Salnax]

lol

[dkdjhh]

asian jesus!

[xAnitudex]

OMFG THE REAL KUNG-FU JESUS!!!!

[mkorben]

wahahhah...jesus christ!

[Vixxiong]

xD!!! I fucking remember this!

[krayziebone702]

Fucking gold!!!!!!

[timestopper]

Yep, Jesus was Chinese

[Hitogata]

omg.... LOL!!!

[rhino3841]

Jesus on LSD

[alenonimo]

Offensively funny! Yay!