If you are 10 years old you might enjoy it. Personally, I could not wait for it to end. I would rather watch a plate of boiled eggs for 2 hours than watch that piece of cheesy shit again.
Two muffins are in the oven. One looks over and says, "Gee, don't you think it's hot in here?" and the other muffin says, "AAAAHHH!!!! A talking muffin!!!"
Perhaps someone will make a proper remake. Much like The Hulk from back in the day and The Incredible Hulk that recently came out. Much like Batman with Micheal Keaton and the New bat man the recently came out.
I believe someone may come out with another Transformaers in the future and do it right or make it much better is more appropriate.
couldn't they had atleast made megatron into a frickin tank? I mean, logically, you couldn't really make him a gun, but you could've made him a tank. he was one in one of the anime shows I believe and I don't think people would be gripping about it as much. still it was a horrible movie, not only by a transformers standerds but by movies standards.
oh yeah, you're right. well, they could have made him something other then a alien-plane thing. he didn't even have his gun on him, he had a whip sword. lame
the movie sucked because micheal bay made the robots the way he wanted to make them! seems like he just paid for the transformers name and the right to use some of the characters!! the movie was terrible!!!!!!!!!
Thank god. Everyone says it was a good movie. Transformers was the worst movie. Michael Bay is fueled only by knowing stupid people will come see his sequel after sequel and in turn will give him profit.
snlfarley's right! Let's forget all this hogwash and grab a few orange Squeeze-Its (Squeeze the fun out of it!) and some Sour Grape Gushers and talk about our favorite episodes of Hangin' with Mr. Cooper!
No need to feel bad, that's what it is all about. As for why your other comments aren't showing up...youtube has alot of glitches, but I assure you I never delete anything...I think everyone should be heard no matter what. Thanks for leaving all the comments, especially the insults, they were creative and hilarious...well done!
P.S. I realize that this is WAYYY off topic from anything we have discussed so far, but...well...not to be too random...did you like Michael Bay's Transformers movie?
...and neither of us act like the things we have said here in public right? this is basically a "fantasy" argument...its on the NET not real life...we dont have to face eachother...LET THE INSULTS FLY!!!..still, now that you finally get it, you are cool in my book Jessica Miller, that was some wonderful hateful shit. You hate poems were much better then mayhem...you ever wanna hang, you let me fucking know...Piece!!!
also...after the age of like 21...are friday nights nearly as important anymore? yes in highschool doing stuff on friday was a sign of having a social life or not...but does it really stick when you are gonna be 30 in a few years? I dont really think it does...anyway...
So wait...you think I'm fat? and gay? and a virgin? oooooooooooooooohhhh, haha, thanks for making it clear, the other comments didnt specify such. still, funny shit, bravo to you, I will admit I had you pegged as a boring jesus freak, still I wonder if you not mayhem's wife...probably, but I dont care. Insults are fun...yes I am not gay, yes I have a chick, and yes I've had sex...but words dont change the truth...just like the words I said to you...its just all for laughs...
Am I suppose to grab a camera to to film the text comment? or film myself reading the text comment? or do I read the text comment out loud while filming both myself and the text?
These comments are great! but they are a little too good and funny and beautifully hateful to be that nice little christian girl...did you lie to lemons? were you actually mayhem's wife? and now mayhem is responding through this account? eh...who fucking cares...shits funny either way. It just seems our of character
"monument to lard" Haha, nice...wait...so this is the same religious chick from before? awesome....it's so nice to see you be funny and mean...and that isnt sarcasm. keep it up! good job!
And while I entirely disagree with the entire "God hates the way gays live," thing. You seem like a genuinely nice person, and I honestly bear no ill will towards you or mayhem.
If you look at my videos, I'm not an asshole. At the most, I come off a bit cocky, but that's it. I'm thoroughly a very peaceful person, and any argument on here was mainly for kicks.
All in good fun, ok?
Now if you'll excuse me, I have some semen to drink.
Additionally, if you must know, I extended a sort of olive branch to mayhem in a message I sent him. I don't know if he read it, but it pretty much said that all the anger was dumb, and I'm sure he and his wife and his son were all amazing people, and then I made a gay joke about myself.
Now, I can't agree with snlfarley on some of his comments, I think my buddy got a bit out of hand with some of the vagina statements, etc. But he's right, this is all kinda one big joke.
But, for argument's sake, let's say you're completely unconnected to him. It's hard for me to believe that you could read what he wrote to us and think that he's just fucking around, but then read what we wrote and think we're serious.
We too, are fucking around. You really thought all the comments snlfarley and I made about how gay we are and about how tiny our penises are were real? It's called self-deprecating humor. We make fun of ourselves so others can't.
Jessica, if I had to make an educated guess, I'd say you're mayhem's wife. You;re almost his age, and you just joined on the day you decided to comment here. No, it's not creepy. It was information that was accessible in three seconds by clicking on your name and his. I checked because your defense was a little too out of the blue to be merely a coincidence.
nobody freaked out...all that comment took about 2 minutes or less, why does everyone assume that commenting on youtube videos means 1) you are always freaking out and need to calm down and 2) it took so much time to do...its like 30 seconds to write 3 comments...none of us are using up that much time.
I dont like your lifestyle, it breeds blandness and boredem and stunted thinking...go read a science book. Also if your holy book hated fags so much, I would have assumed it would have bothered to put that in the big TEN Commandments...but it's not on the list is it? yet its the most "detestable" "abominable" sin ever? and it didnt make the list? what a crock of shit.
oh no Lemons...we look like jerks!!! My whole life (which i dont have) is ruined!!! Pushing our buttons? Like either us or mayhem gives a shit about any of this, its all just fucking funny...your comments are funny...this is all hilarious, and completely insignifigant...IT A FUCKING TRANSFORMERS VIDEO...we dont even care about the fucking movie...FUCK!!!
And on that subject...gay jokes? Really, sir? I don't even see how calling someone gay is an insult, unless you're entirely intolerant of gays to the point of hatred, in which case, nothing you say has any merit as far as I'm concerned.
But I don't think that's the case. I think you're smarter than prejudice. But I think you're just dumb enough to lack the wit required to come up with anything smarter than "FAG!"
The difference is, I and my friends are single (as in not married) and besides our jobs, we have no real responsibilities. We can be on YouTube all day. You have a wife and kid, sir. And it's great that you can have quality time with your wife (you on the computer, she on the couch) but to have live with someone as volatile and homophobic as you obviously are...? You feel sorry for me, sir? I feel sorry for them.
Ok, so the argument has eroded into "Who's the biggest loser?" Let's face it. By society's standards WE'RE ALL LOSERS. All of us. It doesn't matter if you have a wife or a kid, sir, and the fact that you try prove you're better than us by using them as examples only proves that you're another societal lamb with no sense of self-worth and no grasp on reality.
You say you'll never read our comments, but I know you will. Your curiosity will drive you nuts. You might not respond out of principal, but I know you're reading. So hi.
Wow...Bob...I never realized that we infact FAGS....we didn't like a movie based off of a childrens cartoon...we obviously like to have sex with men, and we obviously don't like women...I mean...what else screams blatent homosexuality then three guys talking about how they didn't like the live action version of the 1980's cartoon the Transformers...I too am have to get these pesky "Fuck Transformer" tattoos off my body, specifically my penis...for when I fuck dudes
because we check back here every 5 minutes to see if there is a new comment. God you are smart sir. your wife is a lucky women. I apologize for being obsessed over something that is just a kids movie...I am going to have to get all these "fuck transformers" tattoos removed. FUCK!!!
you are right, we spend at least 18-20 hours per day talking about transformers...bitching even...an insane amount of time, its ridiculous. That is all we do. We are consumed by it. As shown in the video, our hatred for transformers is blinding...we arent just being jolly and laughing with our friends, and we didnt just COMPLETELY FUCKING FORGET ABOUT IT THE SECOND THE CONVERSATION WAS OVER, and we didnt just respond to the emailed comments that were sent directly to our emails...
I not only wish I could see my dick, I wish it wasnt so small. That way when I fucking your wife's mother's bestfriend's dentist's daughter I she will know when it's in...what?
also...we arent telling the world that we are "somebody" we were just saying that posting a video on youtube does not negate someone of a life, I dont think we are anyone special, you arent anyone special, we are all just average joes. I love you man. I just want to say, thanks for being a dick, and especially THANKS FOR ALL THE COMMENTS!!! you rock!
Have you even fucking noticed we arent even talking about the movie on the latest comments? I could give a fucking shit about transformers, its done, whatever,...if you think its good...fine...i dont care...its nothing, in the video we dont even make any claims of it RUINING THE FILM INDUSTRY or call it AN INSULT TO HUMANITY, we just laugh at it dude...you cant argue at that...watch the video...we are just laughing at it, then never talking about it again.
see...you wonder why we like responses...look at you...man your anger is fucking genius...reaffirming that giant pole up your hardened anus that has "transformers was a masterpiece" written on it in jizz by just further angering you is what its all about...dont respond if you dont want to, but I encourage you to (like you said)...so here it goes, I will speak in your language: MAN TRANSFORMERS WAS SHIT, THAT SHIT SUCK, YOUR A FAG, EAT COCK AND WATCH A GOOD MOVIE FAG SHIT, OPTIMUS PRIME IS GOD!!
not that I would deny having all these usless fights on youtube is fun, but it's not like we are working here buddy...you are here of your own free will as well, we are all on youtube for recreation...none of this is important...so why not fuck with twicthy boring humorless serious people like yourself? its fucking funny.
You'd have even less of a "life" (however you define it) for watching these idiots and then taking the time to comment. All they did was hang out with each other and talk. You sat ALONE in front of your computer and commented about how "gay" three friends talking to each other was. Perhaps instead of commenting about "fags" on the Internet, you should "stop sitting on your balls and go get a fucking life."
We're all very impressed. And yeah, like snlfarley said, define life.
It seems like these guys "have a life," they're hanging with friends and talking. However, searching YouTube for Transformers reviews and taking the time to WATCH these guys (whom you claim have no life) talk and then commenting on the video would better define your definition of "no life." So speak for yourself, Princess.
seriously, I dont believe in telling people to get a "life" because as far as im concerned anyone can do what every the fuck they want as long as they arnt hurting others...I dont have some preconcieved notion about how human life is supposed to be and I am not INARGUABLY STUPID ENOUGH to assume that when i see any video of someones life, that is shorter then the truman show, that I could possibly tell if they have or dont have a "life" eat shit, die quick, everyone hates you, get some friends.
everyone in the video has a girlfriend, we had the love and the sex, we arent poor, we got money, and as denoted but the fucking video...we have friends...so we are very content with our life that according to you and youtube-shits like your self we dont HAVE BECAUSE WE SPENT FIVE FUCKING MINUTES TALKING WHILE BEING RANDOMLY TAPED! what do you want from people bitch? If we were rich and famous would we then have "life" would that stop you and people like your moronic self from posting such shit?
I am not going to sit here and tell you, Princess, to get a life, why? because I am not a fucking youtube rat and I have an actual fucking IQ! Also I am enlightened enough to realize that there is no definable form of "life" there is only being alive and dead...but there is no "way" that one lives thier life that can determine if they "have" one, although...by life...you most likely mean the following...love, sex, money, friends...well lets see hmmmmmmmmmmmmm?
we didnt spend any extra time making a video, our friend, unbeknownst to us was taping, NO EXTRA FUCKING TIME WAS USED...for the fucking life of me I dont understand why "get a life" is an acceptable insult anymore...since no one can fucking define what a "life" is any way, and they act as though since you did one dumb (by thier definition) thing like post a video or make a supid comment that you can not possibly have a "life" cause all your time is being consumed by the 5 minutes it took to do.
Are people really getting this upset about someone expressing an opinion about a film? Seriously people, spend less time getting on us about not liking a multi million dollar movie that did not fully entertain us, and more time on getting those single girls you keep saying we can't get. Lord almighty, I wanna sit and listen to you people when you don't like a film and hear the conversational jewels that spill out of those CGI soaked minds that down us.
why would megatron give a shit what year it was. Loosers. If I try to be a grumpy synical ass, I can rant about anything too. I can sit around in a room full of friends and bitch about every movie ever made, if I had the same bleak outlook.
I take things for what they are. ITS A MOVIE ABOUT GIANT ALIEN ROBOTS BATTLING OVER A POWER SORCE. how much character development do you need for giant alien shapshifting robots. C'mon people. Here you go Transformers=Giant transforming robots. Autobots=Good guys. Decepticons=Badguys. as far as spelling, who gives a shit
For one who claims to take things for what they are, you sure take bullshit videos on YouTube, an online video vomitorium, rather seriously.
I don't recall them saying that more character development was needed.
I'm not saying I support their views. My point was they have the right to bullshit about anything they want. Do you have a right to complain about these guys bullshitting? Yes. But I don't think bitching about a movie means they have a "bleak outlook" on things.
them pissing on a MAGNIFICENT actor like John Tuturro was like a metaphor for the whole movie, get the special effect to piss all over one of the best living actors today. Basically pissing all over cinema or art really.
They should have had megan fox wear a green spandex suit covering all her body except for her boobs and then have ILM come and fix it up so its just a pair of tits flopping around in place of her character.
thanks for the compliment in the second half of that comment. I dont however think of myself as an ASSpipe, more an ASSpie, because pies are delicious.
Nah - 'I am Megatron' worked well enough as a daft line...as you pointed out rightly...
Let's think about it...he's been frozen for billionz of Kijillions of years...and then he wakes up...who does he think is hanging for him to say that to?
May be he should have said 'err...so where was I?...as if in mid-speech...and then for Megatron double take to find whoever he'd been initially talking to before being frozen like a 'Birds-eye Crispy pancake' was no longer there...
i agree, i should be trying to lose wieght...but i am getting laid so check that off then list...and i like reviewing movies, does it matter what age i am or anybody is that does that?
CGI is to film as fire is to mankind...its there to help us in very crucial ways, but if not careful and handled with a delicate touch it can destroy your entire world.
i think its E: people always have different opinions or F: some people dont care when a movie is nothing but a 400million commercial for GMC, cellphones, and Xbox360. either or.
you can...go to my account and see us direct movies with absolutely no money and a camcorder. but give me 400million bucks and I might just impress you.
when is the last time you had to shoot or edit anything? do people pay you to do it? does your entire life revolve around filmmaking? or are you just some young zombie of commercialization that apparantly loves the offsrping and really pretty, yet indistinguishable, robotic fights scenes marinated in modern MTV "cell phones and sex" dialogue and editing...you are part of the problem sir, please wake up.
p.s. I dont dislike you at all, you could be a cool guy.
It's not like that all. My point is, though, that out of all the dumb movies being made these days Transformers wasn't as bad as half of them. I didn't say it was amazing but it wasn't bad, either.
actually transformers is in the dumb movies category that people should compare other mediocre movies to in order to display how they aren't that bad.
Please, name some of the "smart" movies that came out this year then. Then I'll know what you're into and we can end this debate on a movie that most people enjoyed, regardless of age.
i mean the guy holding the xbox just appeared on the street out of no where during the epic battle scene holding it prominently and unnaturally right in front of his chest, then the all spark hits....i mean if youre going to put shit like that in there, at least try to hide it a little. and fuck, the scene where the autobots are driving as cars is filmed EXACTLY LIKE a car commercial.
while you may be right, that isnt a reason that i disliked the movie, it was more camera work and writing...There are tons of things like that in several movies i fucking adore but as long as its passionately done and with a non-beyondfuckingobvious-commercialization (such as transformers: 2007: the commercial) I would forgive it.
from wikipedia: The age of the universe, in physics, is the time elapsed between the Big Bang and the present day. Current observations suggest that this is about 13.7 billion years, with an uncertainty of about +/-200 million years.
Then a huge Steve Perry Transformer comes in and blows up the planet with his beautiful vocals shaking the earth's core. That would have been enough to satisfy me...no wait...take that and multiply it by 6. Then it would be so over the top the mere insanity would make it worth viewing.
and riding atop the natural disasters are the bands WINGER, EUROPE, QUEEN, IRON MAIDEN, and STYX all rocking out shooting explosions out of thier instruments and atop those explosions there other robots signing Journey songs...
then why did I make all those other videos? why this video? why would I make a video about transformers to get chicks...you know cause they love transformers fans so much. Dude you are so awesome, you're like Wolverine if he was ten times stronger and smarter AND had a youtube account. I love your penis, its very smooth, please place it in Topcrack like a hotdog.
p.s. Top crack is that part of your ass crack that goes paste your anus toward your back...mostly found on fat people. you are my hero...Snikt snikt...man you are so Wolverine like!!! your coments SLICE right through me...by the way...do you sell samples of your semen? if so is it by the gallon or just like a randomly sized bucket, because i would be very interested in a order form.
honestly if there were 30 times as much explosions then i would have liked it...plus as the constant unhinged explosions were happening the transformers should have started shooting NATURAL DISASTERS out of thier hands at eachother (like volcanos, earhtquakes, twisters, floods)
the anthropomorphic robot Xbox went on to become a Sealskin wallet salesman, he lives in topeka kansas with his wife iPhone and the pride of his loins...little Helio...they live in a 2 story Starbucks brand house that is sponsored by Coca-Cola. The family dog is named Verizon.
actually i would say "i never watched voltron, so the movie could be good if there is passion behind it to at least the smallest degree and not souless commerical driven product placement flowing out of the screen like an infected dong in the desert heat"
p.s. I really wish that I didnt ask god for a small dick before i was born, fuck, it's just so much my fault. I had eon long prayer sessions with him in the before-life just asking for a small penis. fuck...why did i voluntarily do that!!!
UNLIKE ME!!! zing!!! no seriously i cant see my dick unless i lay on my back, grab the head and pull it to its full extension upward. Optimus probably doesnt have this problem...though if he was too big and his dick was too small he could just add attachments to it unlike a human, so its not really fair.
I finally caught this movie this week, knowing it would suck but expecting it to at least be "fun". It wasn't. In fact I am confused as to why it is so popular. Are society's standards continuing to plummet, or do teenyboppers just not know any better... Oh well, at least Uwe Boll didn't get his paws on this one.
all of my top 5 favorite movies are over 20 years old...all of them mainstream (not pretencious at all, trust me)...I dont think any new is good very often...especially when it's just product placement galore and cell phone and internet jokes applenty
AND we like it cuz we like it! we don't need a reason. i saw that movie twice cuz it's that good. i even caught the 1st showing on the 1st day in my town with a friend. it got a standing ovation. leakin' lubricant! stop wasting time ruining the experience for those who like it!
ok dude, you liked it...im not against you, i dont remember saying in the video anything about anyone that liked it, i wasnt the ANTI-TRANSFORMERS HITLER telling the world to hunt and kill all those that found pleasure in this movie...me and my bros were just saying we didnt like it...and if you did then fine...we could still be friends maybe, no biggie.
As for ruining it for all of the LIKERS, um we werent in a public place using radioactive super powered megaphones shouting our opinions in the streets, we were in a private residence among our friends discussing a movie privately, then i posted it on youtube...and believe it or not, theres no law that says you have to watch every youtube video that exists (also no law that says you cant)...Freedom sure is swell. i love you.
i mean when the convo was taking place it was private, its not a video of us screaming at people coming out of a movie theater saying it sucked, I posted this video actually for someone, a friend, who lives far away to see...never thought it was going to be viewed by so many...its cool i dont mind, debate is fun for all of us...carry on.
people don't care if u like the movie or not. it's people like u that tick us off with all the flame. we don't need a reason to "call u names". u brought it on urselves for being douchebags. if u don't like it, don't watch it. plain and simple. there's also an old school line of what u shouldn't do if u can't say anything nice, but i won't bother saying it, cuz u should know better.
They must have blew up the screenplay in one of those explosions
romerozombie85 4 months ago
it sucked
swagatsaurav 4 months ago
If you are 10 years old you might enjoy it. Personally, I could not wait for it to end. I would rather watch a plate of boiled eggs for 2 hours than watch that piece of cheesy shit again.
suspendmeassholes 5 months ago
transformers movie was awesome
soulburn2k5 7 months ago
@JessicaMiller80 YO, Can I fuck you in your titties? If not, is your daughter available?
snlfarley 1 year ago
I disagree.
snlfarley 2 years ago
explain further...
snlfarley 2 years ago
these dudes love sucking each other off.. must be gay..
Merck1 2 years ago
* What happens when two snails fight? * They slug it out.
snlfarley 3 years ago
Two muffins are in the oven. One looks over and says, "Gee, don't you think it's hot in here?" and the other muffin says, "AAAAHHH!!!! A talking muffin!!!"
snlfarley 3 years ago
* Why was the insect kicked out of the wildlife preserve?
* It was a litterbug.
snlfarley 3 years ago
* What weapon is most feared by knights? * A can opener.
snlfarley 3 years ago
* Why did the farmer use a steam roller? * He wanted to grow mashed potatoes.
snlfarley 3 years ago
* What did the football say to the football player? * I get a kick out of you.
snlfarley 3 years ago
5 stars just for saying the movie sucked.
Snapscape 3 years ago 5
HAY UR FAT BEKUZ I LYKD TRANZFORMURZ
Transformers sucked cock. This video rules.
josswhedon692 3 years ago 2
I disagree. You eat cum shit.
snlfarley 3 years ago
fuck you. your wrong.
snlfarley 3 years ago
you wanna a date sometime. bitch.
snlfarley 3 years ago
fuck you.
snlfarley 3 years ago
Perhaps someone will make a proper remake. Much like The Hulk from back in the day and The Incredible Hulk that recently came out. Much like Batman with Micheal Keaton and the New bat man the recently came out.
I believe someone may come out with another Transformaers in the future and do it right or make it much better is more appropriate.
mplays 3 years ago
couldn't they had atleast made megatron into a frickin tank? I mean, logically, you couldn't really make him a gun, but you could've made him a tank. he was one in one of the anime shows I believe and I don't think people would be gripping about it as much. still it was a horrible movie, not only by a transformers standerds but by movies standards.
prometheus126 3 years ago 2
they didnt make him a tank cause brawl was a tank
geargrinder12 3 years ago
oh yeah, you're right. well, they could have made him something other then a alien-plane thing. he didn't even have his gun on him, he had a whip sword. lame
prometheus126 3 years ago
the movie sucked because micheal bay made the robots the way he wanted to make them! seems like he just paid for the transformers name and the right to use some of the characters!! the movie was terrible!!!!!!!!!
mets19 3 years ago
God, I thought I was alone on this stuff.
Thank you.
Neofcon 3 years ago 3
HAHA! It's so true!!! Michael Bay can burn in hell with the rest of Hollywood, for all I care.
kupo21 3 years ago 2
Thank god. Everyone says it was a good movie. Transformers was the worst movie. Michael Bay is fueled only by knowing stupid people will come see his sequel after sequel and in turn will give him profit.
OnRockIT 3 years ago 3
i bet money you will go see the sequel then you be like the stupid people. hipercrictal bastards
honeyhotsauce 3 years ago
Yeah because you know me that well right? I know you're stupid because "hipercritical" is not a word. On the contrary, hypocritical is.
OnRockIT 3 years ago
man the transformers movie sucked it was nothing likethe transformers from the 80s orst piece of shit ive ever seen
Rampage1196708 3 years ago 4
snlfarley's right! Let's forget all this hogwash and grab a few orange Squeeze-Its (Squeeze the fun out of it!) and some Sour Grape Gushers and talk about our favorite episodes of Hangin' with Mr. Cooper!
LemonsNeedHelp 3 years ago
6. Crispex, digest the CRUNCHSTERS!
7. Crispex is what your cravings crunch!
8. Crispex, The king of all Stay-Hards!
9. Crispex, the slight opposite of barf!
10. It won't go soft in your mouth...CRISPEX!!
snlfarley 3 years ago
other possible taglines for Crispex:
1. Crispex, the cereal that your face eats!
2. Crispex, get it wet and eat it hard!
3. Crispex, it tastes like un-farts!
4. FEEL THE CRUNCH, GET THE PEX! CRISPEX!!!
5. Crispex, certified Crunchmaster of the USA
snlfarley 3 years ago
yeah I was just having a delicious bowl of CRISPEX...THEY STAY CRUNCHY IN MILK!!!
CRISPEX: THE CEREAL THAT CRUNCHES AMERICA!!!
snlfarley 3 years ago
yeah man, I love THAT SHIT!!!
let's all enjoy a delicious Fruit-By-the-Foot...it's 3 feet of fun!!!
snlfarley 3 years ago
youtube is glitchy. Dont apologize for being funny. STAY COOL!
snlfarley 3 years ago
No need to feel bad, that's what it is all about. As for why your other comments aren't showing up...youtube has alot of glitches, but I assure you I never delete anything...I think everyone should be heard no matter what. Thanks for leaving all the comments, especially the insults, they were creative and hilarious...well done!
P.S. I realize that this is WAYYY off topic from anything we have discussed so far, but...well...not to be too random...did you like Michael Bay's Transformers movie?
snlfarley 3 years ago
"dude, they levitate"
I forgot about that. Medium-sized guy, you're funny as shit.
LemonsNeedHelp 3 years ago
...and neither of us act like the things we have said here in public right? this is basically a "fantasy" argument...its on the NET not real life...we dont have to face eachother...LET THE INSULTS FLY!!!..still, now that you finally get it, you are cool in my book Jessica Miller, that was some wonderful hateful shit. You hate poems were much better then mayhem...you ever wanna hang, you let me fucking know...Piece!!!
snlfarley 3 years ago
also...after the age of like 21...are friday nights nearly as important anymore? yes in highschool doing stuff on friday was a sign of having a social life or not...but does it really stick when you are gonna be 30 in a few years? I dont really think it does...anyway...
Jessica Miller your dirty mouth is HOT!!!
snlfarley 3 years ago
So wait...you think I'm fat? and gay? and a virgin? oooooooooooooooohhhh, haha, thanks for making it clear, the other comments didnt specify such. still, funny shit, bravo to you, I will admit I had you pegged as a boring jesus freak, still I wonder if you not mayhem's wife...probably, but I dont care. Insults are fun...yes I am not gay, yes I have a chick, and yes I've had sex...but words dont change the truth...just like the words I said to you...its just all for laughs...
snlfarley 3 years ago
Am I suppose to grab a camera to to film the text comment? or film myself reading the text comment? or do I read the text comment out loud while filming both myself and the text?
These comments are great! but they are a little too good and funny and beautifully hateful to be that nice little christian girl...did you lie to lemons? were you actually mayhem's wife? and now mayhem is responding through this account? eh...who fucking cares...shits funny either way. It just seems our of character
snlfarley 3 years ago
"monument to lard" Haha, nice...wait...so this is the same religious chick from before? awesome....it's so nice to see you be funny and mean...and that isnt sarcasm. keep it up! good job!
snlfarley 3 years ago
YES! that's the fucking spirit...I was wrong about you, you are alright...funny shit, way to go!!! crisco rolls? haha...awesome!
snlfarley 3 years ago
ok see ya...thanks for commenting.
snlfarley 3 years ago
Like, OMG! I'm totally like 3, and was just like, so fucking freaking the fuck out when you were hatin' my vid, man!
You so just put me in my place! Snap!
LemonsNeedHelp 3 years ago
And while I entirely disagree with the entire "God hates the way gays live," thing. You seem like a genuinely nice person, and I honestly bear no ill will towards you or mayhem.
If you look at my videos, I'm not an asshole. At the most, I come off a bit cocky, but that's it. I'm thoroughly a very peaceful person, and any argument on here was mainly for kicks.
All in good fun, ok?
Now if you'll excuse me, I have some semen to drink.
LemonsNeedHelp 3 years ago
Additionally, if you must know, I extended a sort of olive branch to mayhem in a message I sent him. I don't know if he read it, but it pretty much said that all the anger was dumb, and I'm sure he and his wife and his son were all amazing people, and then I made a gay joke about myself.
Now, I can't agree with snlfarley on some of his comments, I think my buddy got a bit out of hand with some of the vagina statements, etc. But he's right, this is all kinda one big joke.
LemonsNeedHelp 3 years ago
But, for argument's sake, let's say you're completely unconnected to him. It's hard for me to believe that you could read what he wrote to us and think that he's just fucking around, but then read what we wrote and think we're serious.
We too, are fucking around. You really thought all the comments snlfarley and I made about how gay we are and about how tiny our penises are were real? It's called self-deprecating humor. We make fun of ourselves so others can't.
LemonsNeedHelp 3 years ago
Jessica, if I had to make an educated guess, I'd say you're mayhem's wife. You;re almost his age, and you just joined on the day you decided to comment here. No, it's not creepy. It was information that was accessible in three seconds by clicking on your name and his. I checked because your defense was a little too out of the blue to be merely a coincidence.
LemonsNeedHelp 3 years ago
an hour long...that took about 2 minutes to type...did it take you an hour to read?
snlfarley 3 years ago
nobody freaked out...all that comment took about 2 minutes or less, why does everyone assume that commenting on youtube videos means 1) you are always freaking out and need to calm down and 2) it took so much time to do...its like 30 seconds to write 3 comments...none of us are using up that much time.
snlfarley 3 years ago
the easiest way to make vegetable dip is to buy dip and PUT VEGETABLES IN IT!!!
THANKS FOR THE COMMENT SIR!
snlfarley 3 years ago
THANX FOR THE COMMENTS!!!
snlfarley 3 years ago
so I watched transformers recently...and it wasnt half bad...IT HAD ROBOTS!!!
snlfarley 3 years ago
violence is wrong, so is...everything that I say on here is a joke, just having fun maam. Lighten Up!!! I love you as a fellow human being. Peace.
snlfarley 3 years ago
I dont like your lifestyle, it breeds blandness and boredem and stunted thinking...go read a science book. Also if your holy book hated fags so much, I would have assumed it would have bothered to put that in the big TEN Commandments...but it's not on the list is it? yet its the most "detestable" "abominable" sin ever? and it didnt make the list? what a crock of shit.
snlfarley 3 years ago
not nearly as much fun as us.
JESSICA MILLER HAS INTERRACIAL LESBIAN INCEST ON TOP OF A PILE OF BIBLES ALL PRE-MARINATED IN ABORTED FETUS JUICES!
snlfarley 3 years ago
oh no Lemons...we look like jerks!!! My whole life (which i dont have) is ruined!!! Pushing our buttons? Like either us or mayhem gives a shit about any of this, its all just fucking funny...your comments are funny...this is all hilarious, and completely insignifigant...IT A FUCKING TRANSFORMERS VIDEO...we dont even care about the fucking movie...FUCK!!!
snlfarley 3 years ago
haha, yeah, he's the one having fun at OUR EXPENSE...by the way...how wide can you stretch open your vagina?
snlfarley 3 years ago
did you need to repost the entire comment?
snlfarley 3 years ago
how big is are your titties?
snlfarley 3 years ago
And on that subject...gay jokes? Really, sir? I don't even see how calling someone gay is an insult, unless you're entirely intolerant of gays to the point of hatred, in which case, nothing you say has any merit as far as I'm concerned.
But I don't think that's the case. I think you're smarter than prejudice. But I think you're just dumb enough to lack the wit required to come up with anything smarter than "FAG!"
LemonsNeedHelp 3 years ago
The difference is, I and my friends are single (as in not married) and besides our jobs, we have no real responsibilities. We can be on YouTube all day. You have a wife and kid, sir. And it's great that you can have quality time with your wife (you on the computer, she on the couch) but to have live with someone as volatile and homophobic as you obviously are...? You feel sorry for me, sir? I feel sorry for them.
LemonsNeedHelp 3 years ago
Ok, so the argument has eroded into "Who's the biggest loser?" Let's face it. By society's standards WE'RE ALL LOSERS. All of us. It doesn't matter if you have a wife or a kid, sir, and the fact that you try prove you're better than us by using them as examples only proves that you're another societal lamb with no sense of self-worth and no grasp on reality.
LemonsNeedHelp 3 years ago
You say you'll never read our comments, but I know you will. Your curiosity will drive you nuts. You might not respond out of principal, but I know you're reading. So hi.
LemonsNeedHelp 3 years ago
Wow...Bob...I never realized that we infact FAGS....we didn't like a movie based off of a childrens cartoon...we obviously like to have sex with men, and we obviously don't like women...I mean...what else screams blatent homosexuality then three guys talking about how they didn't like the live action version of the 1980's cartoon the Transformers...I too am have to get these pesky "Fuck Transformer" tattoos off my body, specifically my penis...for when I fuck dudes
godofaero 3 years ago
how big are your wife's tits? I hope they are bigger then my moobs...that would be sweet!!!
snlfarley 3 years ago
because we check back here every 5 minutes to see if there is a new comment. God you are smart sir. your wife is a lucky women. I apologize for being obsessed over something that is just a kids movie...I am going to have to get all these "fuck transformers" tattoos removed. FUCK!!!
snlfarley 3 years ago
you are right, we spend at least 18-20 hours per day talking about transformers...bitching even...an insane amount of time, its ridiculous. That is all we do. We are consumed by it. As shown in the video, our hatred for transformers is blinding...we arent just being jolly and laughing with our friends, and we didnt just COMPLETELY FUCKING FORGET ABOUT IT THE SECOND THE CONVERSATION WAS OVER, and we didnt just respond to the emailed comments that were sent directly to our emails...
snlfarley 3 years ago
I not only wish I could see my dick, I wish it wasnt so small. That way when I fucking your wife's mother's bestfriend's dentist's daughter I she will know when it's in...what?
snlfarley 3 years ago
also...we arent telling the world that we are "somebody" we were just saying that posting a video on youtube does not negate someone of a life, I dont think we are anyone special, you arent anyone special, we are all just average joes. I love you man. I just want to say, thanks for being a dick, and especially THANKS FOR ALL THE COMMENTS!!! you rock!
snlfarley 3 years ago
Have you even fucking noticed we arent even talking about the movie on the latest comments? I could give a fucking shit about transformers, its done, whatever,...if you think its good...fine...i dont care...its nothing, in the video we dont even make any claims of it RUINING THE FILM INDUSTRY or call it AN INSULT TO HUMANITY, we just laugh at it dude...you cant argue at that...watch the video...we are just laughing at it, then never talking about it again.
snlfarley 3 years ago
see...you wonder why we like responses...look at you...man your anger is fucking genius...reaffirming that giant pole up your hardened anus that has "transformers was a masterpiece" written on it in jizz by just further angering you is what its all about...dont respond if you dont want to, but I encourage you to (like you said)...so here it goes, I will speak in your language: MAN TRANSFORMERS WAS SHIT, THAT SHIT SUCK, YOUR A FAG, EAT COCK AND WATCH A GOOD MOVIE FAG SHIT, OPTIMUS PRIME IS GOD!!
snlfarley 3 years ago
not that I would deny having all these usless fights on youtube is fun, but it's not like we are working here buddy...you are here of your own free will as well, we are all on youtube for recreation...none of this is important...so why not fuck with twicthy boring humorless serious people like yourself? its fucking funny.
snlfarley 3 years ago
get a life!!! zing!!!
snlfarley 3 years ago
You'd have even less of a "life" (however you define it) for watching these idiots and then taking the time to comment. All they did was hang out with each other and talk. You sat ALONE in front of your computer and commented about how "gay" three friends talking to each other was. Perhaps instead of commenting about "fags" on the Internet, you should "stop sitting on your balls and go get a fucking life."
We're all very impressed. And yeah, like snlfarley said, define life.
LemonsNeedHelp 3 years ago
It seems like these guys "have a life," they're hanging with friends and talking. However, searching YouTube for Transformers reviews and taking the time to WATCH these guys (whom you claim have no life) talk and then commenting on the video would better define your definition of "no life." So speak for yourself, Princess.
LemonsNeedHelp 3 years ago
if the gentleman in this video are so pathetic to you, why bother saying anything at all?
circeravaine 3 years ago
seriously, I dont believe in telling people to get a "life" because as far as im concerned anyone can do what every the fuck they want as long as they arnt hurting others...I dont have some preconcieved notion about how human life is supposed to be and I am not INARGUABLY STUPID ENOUGH to assume that when i see any video of someones life, that is shorter then the truman show, that I could possibly tell if they have or dont have a "life" eat shit, die quick, everyone hates you, get some friends.
snlfarley 3 years ago
everyone in the video has a girlfriend, we had the love and the sex, we arent poor, we got money, and as denoted but the fucking video...we have friends...so we are very content with our life that according to you and youtube-shits like your self we dont HAVE BECAUSE WE SPENT FIVE FUCKING MINUTES TALKING WHILE BEING RANDOMLY TAPED! what do you want from people bitch? If we were rich and famous would we then have "life" would that stop you and people like your moronic self from posting such shit?
snlfarley 3 years ago
I am not going to sit here and tell you, Princess, to get a life, why? because I am not a fucking youtube rat and I have an actual fucking IQ! Also I am enlightened enough to realize that there is no definable form of "life" there is only being alive and dead...but there is no "way" that one lives thier life that can determine if they "have" one, although...by life...you most likely mean the following...love, sex, money, friends...well lets see hmmmmmmmmmmmmm?
snlfarley 3 years ago
we didnt spend any extra time making a video, our friend, unbeknownst to us was taping, NO EXTRA FUCKING TIME WAS USED...for the fucking life of me I dont understand why "get a life" is an acceptable insult anymore...since no one can fucking define what a "life" is any way, and they act as though since you did one dumb (by thier definition) thing like post a video or make a supid comment that you can not possibly have a "life" cause all your time is being consumed by the 5 minutes it took to do.
snlfarley 3 years ago
hmm do they fly.... well let me think about that 4 a sec...
kallen167 3 years ago
Are people really getting this upset about someone expressing an opinion about a film? Seriously people, spend less time getting on us about not liking a multi million dollar movie that did not fully entertain us, and more time on getting those single girls you keep saying we can't get. Lord almighty, I wanna sit and listen to you people when you don't like a film and hear the conversational jewels that spill out of those CGI soaked minds that down us.
Love
The Medium sized friend
godofaero 3 years ago
Then I retract my statement lol
ARX78 3 years ago
cool.
snlfarley 3 years ago
I fucking hated the new movie, it was too blasphemous to the original series. It wasn't even about transformers. Just giant robots battling.
-They looked retarded, especially the decepticons which I couldn't even tell apart.
-Jazz dies for some reason. (possible subtle racism?)
-Bumble Bee wasn't even a slug bug, bay opted for product placement.
-Megatron turns into a jet, HES SUPPOSED TO BE A FUCKING GUN.
-Soundwave was also fucked up as you said.
-Plot=pulled out of some idiots ass.
-much more
gmancer 3 years ago 3
agreed.
snlfarley 3 years ago
Don't complain these guys leave more single girls for real men lol but then the chances of guys like this ever getting laid is pretty fucking slim
ARX78 3 years ago
every guy in the video has a girlfriend dude.
snlfarley 3 years ago
only on life.
snlfarley 3 years ago
please define LIFE sir. in detail.
snlfarley 3 years ago
I didn't have to watch even 10 seconds of this video to know it sucks.
Catracss 3 years ago
I didn't have to read even ten words of your comment to know you were ignorant.
LemonsNeedHelp 3 years ago
why would megatron give a shit what year it was. Loosers. If I try to be a grumpy synical ass, I can rant about anything too. I can sit around in a room full of friends and bitch about every movie ever made, if I had the same bleak outlook.
brimstonehalo 4 years ago
Bleak outlook? On what? Movies? Life in general? Expressing an opinion about a movie = overall negativity?
I'm glad you can rant, too. Maybe you should once in awhile. Relieve some tension.
I suppose you've never complained ever.
You watched them. They didn't force you to watch this video. Relax.
All the best.
Learn how to spell.
LemonsNeedHelp 4 years ago 2
I take things for what they are. ITS A MOVIE ABOUT GIANT ALIEN ROBOTS BATTLING OVER A POWER SORCE. how much character development do you need for giant alien shapshifting robots. C'mon people. Here you go Transformers=Giant transforming robots. Autobots=Good guys. Decepticons=Badguys. as far as spelling, who gives a shit
brimstonehalo 4 years ago
For one who claims to take things for what they are, you sure take bullshit videos on YouTube, an online video vomitorium, rather seriously.
I don't recall them saying that more character development was needed.
I'm not saying I support their views. My point was they have the right to bullshit about anything they want. Do you have a right to complain about these guys bullshitting? Yes. But I don't think bitching about a movie means they have a "bleak outlook" on things.
I wish you well.
LemonsNeedHelp 4 years ago
thank you.
brimstonehalo 4 years ago
your welcome.
snlfarley 4 years ago
@brimstonehalo I disagree.
snlfarley 1 year ago
lol, PLease. MAKING a second movie would be ruining it.
ScissorSlinger 4 years ago
it makes sense, dont question it dude, it was genius
snlfarley 4 years ago
lol, me and my friends were talking about the same stuff!
damn i wish we voice taped what we were saying!
yuminahaku 4 years ago
you could always say it again and tape it dude.
snlfarley 4 years ago
hmm very true
yuminahaku 4 years ago
The movie sucked bad
ajinimoto 4 years ago
it was mostly BORING
pyramidhead138 4 years ago
i laughed at it alot. the action almost put me to sleep.
snlfarley 4 years ago
agreed.
snlfarley 4 years ago
especialy the part where the transformer pissed on that guy. the movie was so boring i didnt find that part funny at all
pyramidhead138 4 years ago 3
them pissing on a MAGNIFICENT actor like John Tuturro was like a metaphor for the whole movie, get the special effect to piss all over one of the best living actors today. Basically pissing all over cinema or art really.
snlfarley 4 years ago
They should have had megan fox wear a green spandex suit covering all her body except for her boobs and then have ILM come and fix it up so its just a pair of tits flopping around in place of her character.
josswhedon692 4 years ago
you are a visionary, no sarcasm. you have my vote for Transformers 2: Titty Robots
snlfarley 4 years ago
Your friend does a good impression of Bernie Mac!
ryeb1 4 years ago
he loves the mac
snlfarley 4 years ago
thtaz cool seeing a 400 lb guy
nickgoshot 4 years ago
thanks homey!
snlfarley 4 years ago
I LOVED IT but people have there own reason
nickgoshot 4 years ago
u r an ASSpipe.the film rocked.although,u do have SOME good points
jpgarcia6 4 years ago
thanks for the compliment in the second half of that comment. I dont however think of myself as an ASSpipe, more an ASSpie, because pies are delicious.
snlfarley 4 years ago
mmm pie,and cake.PANCAKES
jpgarcia6 4 years ago
AHHHH YA fuckin nerdss....bay just tried to make another bad boys with this movie
Tripp233 4 years ago
i liked both bad boys.
snlfarley 4 years ago
i think he should leave Scifi shit ALONE! make reality movies thats what he's REALLY good at, STAY ON DA FUCKIN GROUND BAY!
Tripp233 4 years ago 2
it was ok, i liked the unconventional story telling with the ending sorta
snlfarley 4 years ago
He's been frozen in ice for billions of years and the FIRST thing he says is "I am Megatron."
aahhh yeah... that movie sucked.
ryeb1 4 years ago 2
it would have been funnier if he said some inane pun for cold or hot, like "AND NOW THINGS SHALL HEAT UP"
snlfarley 4 years ago
Nah - 'I am Megatron' worked well enough as a daft line...as you pointed out rightly...
Let's think about it...he's been frozen for billionz of Kijillions of years...and then he wakes up...who does he think is hanging for him to say that to?
May be he should have said 'err...so where was I?...as if in mid-speech...and then for Megatron double take to find whoever he'd been initially talking to before being frozen like a 'Birds-eye Crispy pancake' was no longer there...
izzymiyaghi 4 years ago
Then to Follow that up with 'Hey - where is everyone? Soundwave? Shockwave?
And then for Starscream to walk in...and for Megatron to say 'Gosh - am I glad to see you...things were gettin' a bit spooky round here...'...hehe...
Anyway - the film was turd!
izzymiyaghi 4 years ago
you guys who made this fuckin video are such a fuckin scorpbok
redpesteh 4 years ago
define "scorpbok"?
snlfarley 4 years ago
I think you should be trying to lose weight and getting laid then sitting in a basement at 20-40 reviewing movies.
Triggerpulse 4 years ago
i agree, i should be trying to lose wieght...but i am getting laid so check that off then list...and i like reviewing movies, does it matter what age i am or anybody is that does that?
snlfarley 4 years ago
basically showing the government in a positive light is kinda selling out too i guess.
snlfarley 4 years ago
CGI is to film as fire is to mankind...its there to help us in very crucial ways, but if not careful and handled with a delicate touch it can destroy your entire world.
snlfarley 4 years ago
you get points for just using the term QUEEFS...your comment ROCKED!
p.s. you are fucking cool as shit, like fucking INSANE COOL...DAMMIT YOU ROCK!!
snlfarley 4 years ago
...After reading all these comments, I am honestly laughing almost too hard to think clearly. But here I go anyway.
Judging by the brilliant remarks EVERYWHERE about people who loved this trash of a movie, it leads me to believe one of three things:
A: Society IS, in fact, going farther and farther down the toilet.
B: Dumbasses are gaining control of the entertainment industry.
C: Michael Bay has a shitload of log-in accounts on YouTube and IMDB.
halfdemonself 4 years ago
i think its E: people always have different opinions or F: some people dont care when a movie is nothing but a 400million commercial for GMC, cellphones, and Xbox360. either or.
snlfarley 4 years ago
I would LOVE to see those losers direct a movie.
TOxDH 4 years ago
you can...go to my account and see us direct movies with absolutely no money and a camcorder. but give me 400million bucks and I might just impress you.
snlfarley 4 years ago
I doubt it.
TOxDH 4 years ago
when is the last time you had to shoot or edit anything? do people pay you to do it? does your entire life revolve around filmmaking? or are you just some young zombie of commercialization that apparantly loves the offsrping and really pretty, yet indistinguishable, robotic fights scenes marinated in modern MTV "cell phones and sex" dialogue and editing...you are part of the problem sir, please wake up.
p.s. I dont dislike you at all, you could be a cool guy.
snlfarley 4 years ago
It's not like that all. My point is, though, that out of all the dumb movies being made these days Transformers wasn't as bad as half of them. I didn't say it was amazing but it wasn't bad, either.
Oh, and I'm FULLY AWAKE, thanks.
TOxDH 4 years ago
actually transformers is in the dumb movies category that people should compare other mediocre movies to in order to display how they aren't that bad.
snlfarley 4 years ago
Please, name some of the "smart" movies that came out this year then. Then I'll know what you're into and we can end this debate on a movie that most people enjoyed, regardless of age.
TOxDH 4 years ago
And here's his exact selling lines:
"Maybe action isn't your thing. Maybe you "Play for the other team.". If that's so, then look up Ast Attack on here."
(That last bit was me being too lazy to look it up.)
halfdemonself 4 years ago
i mean the guy holding the xbox just appeared on the street out of no where during the epic battle scene holding it prominently and unnaturally right in front of his chest, then the all spark hits....i mean if youre going to put shit like that in there, at least try to hide it a little. and fuck, the scene where the autobots are driving as cars is filmed EXACTLY LIKE a car commercial.
snlfarley 4 years ago
while you may be right, that isnt a reason that i disliked the movie, it was more camera work and writing...There are tons of things like that in several movies i fucking adore but as long as its passionately done and with a non-beyondfuckingobvious-commercialization (such as transformers: 2007: the commercial) I would forgive it.
snlfarley 4 years ago
ok, i hated the movie, but i didn't have a problem with giant robots coming from smaller objects. they're aliens man, thats enough of an explanation.
circeravaine 4 years ago
from wikipedia: The age of the universe, in physics, is the time elapsed between the Big Bang and the present day. Current observations suggest that this is about 13.7 billion years, with an uncertainty of about +/-200 million years.
snlfarley 4 years ago
Then a huge Steve Perry Transformer comes in and blows up the planet with his beautiful vocals shaking the earth's core. That would have been enough to satisfy me...no wait...take that and multiply it by 6. Then it would be so over the top the mere insanity would make it worth viewing.
snlfarley 4 years ago
and riding atop the natural disasters are the bands WINGER, EUROPE, QUEEN, IRON MAIDEN, and STYX all rocking out shooting explosions out of thier instruments and atop those explosions there other robots signing Journey songs...
snlfarley 4 years ago
then why did I make all those other videos? why this video? why would I make a video about transformers to get chicks...you know cause they love transformers fans so much. Dude you are so awesome, you're like Wolverine if he was ten times stronger and smarter AND had a youtube account. I love your penis, its very smooth, please place it in Topcrack like a hotdog.
snlfarley 4 years ago
p.s. Top crack is that part of your ass crack that goes paste your anus toward your back...mostly found on fat people. you are my hero...Snikt snikt...man you are so Wolverine like!!! your coments SLICE right through me...by the way...do you sell samples of your semen? if so is it by the gallon or just like a randomly sized bucket, because i would be very interested in a order form.
snlfarley 4 years ago
honestly if there were 30 times as much explosions then i would have liked it...plus as the constant unhinged explosions were happening the transformers should have started shooting NATURAL DISASTERS out of thier hands at eachother (like volcanos, earhtquakes, twisters, floods)
snlfarley 4 years ago
the anthropomorphic robot Xbox went on to become a Sealskin wallet salesman, he lives in topeka kansas with his wife iPhone and the pride of his loins...little Helio...they live in a 2 story Starbucks brand house that is sponsored by Coca-Cola. The family dog is named Verizon.
snlfarley 4 years ago
actually i would say "i never watched voltron, so the movie could be good if there is passion behind it to at least the smallest degree and not souless commerical driven product placement flowing out of the screen like an infected dong in the desert heat"
snlfarley 4 years ago
p.s. I really wish that I didnt ask god for a small dick before i was born, fuck, it's just so much my fault. I had eon long prayer sessions with him in the before-life just asking for a small penis. fuck...why did i voluntarily do that!!!
snlfarley 4 years ago
UNLIKE ME!!! zing!!! no seriously i cant see my dick unless i lay on my back, grab the head and pull it to its full extension upward. Optimus probably doesnt have this problem...though if he was too big and his dick was too small he could just add attachments to it unlike a human, so its not really fair.
snlfarley 4 years ago
I finally caught this movie this week, knowing it would suck but expecting it to at least be "fun". It wasn't. In fact I am confused as to why it is so popular. Are society's standards continuing to plummet, or do teenyboppers just not know any better... Oh well, at least Uwe Boll didn't get his paws on this one.
tiradorfranco2 4 years ago 2
all of my top 5 favorite movies are over 20 years old...all of them mainstream (not pretencious at all, trust me)...I dont think any new is good very often...especially when it's just product placement galore and cell phone and internet jokes applenty
snlfarley 4 years ago
AND we like it cuz we like it! we don't need a reason. i saw that movie twice cuz it's that good. i even caught the 1st showing on the 1st day in my town with a friend. it got a standing ovation. leakin' lubricant! stop wasting time ruining the experience for those who like it!
RagingSeraphim 4 years ago
ok dude, you liked it...im not against you, i dont remember saying in the video anything about anyone that liked it, i wasnt the ANTI-TRANSFORMERS HITLER telling the world to hunt and kill all those that found pleasure in this movie...me and my bros were just saying we didnt like it...and if you did then fine...we could still be friends maybe, no biggie.
snlfarley 4 years ago
As for ruining it for all of the LIKERS, um we werent in a public place using radioactive super powered megaphones shouting our opinions in the streets, we were in a private residence among our friends discussing a movie privately, then i posted it on youtube...and believe it or not, theres no law that says you have to watch every youtube video that exists (also no law that says you cant)...Freedom sure is swell. i love you.
snlfarley 4 years ago
how can u say u talked about it privately when youtube is public and viewed by millions? get ur facts straight.
RagingSeraphim 4 years ago
i mean when the convo was taking place it was private, its not a video of us screaming at people coming out of a movie theater saying it sucked, I posted this video actually for someone, a friend, who lives far away to see...never thought it was going to be viewed by so many...its cool i dont mind, debate is fun for all of us...carry on.
snlfarley 4 years ago
people don't care if u like the movie or not. it's people like u that tick us off with all the flame. we don't need a reason to "call u names". u brought it on urselves for being douchebags. if u don't like it, don't watch it. plain and simple. there's also an old school line of what u shouldn't do if u can't say anything nice, but i won't bother saying it, cuz u should know better.
RagingSeraphim 4 years ago