Phillippus Aureolus Theophrastus Bombastus von Hohenheim (I know what a friggin mouthful) was a Swiss-German Alchemist who combined alcohol and opiates in the 16th century ergo...Laudanum :D You know...fun fact...
"This time around we take the high-heeled shoes of Emma, the fairy princess of the cloud city on a quest to save her lover Neil Patrick Harris from her oppressive father and his cohorts." Cry. I LOVE YOU.
8:15 all the people do is put a certain chemical in the wax and the wick of the candle and they burn a different colour. I haven't the slightest idea of what chemicals you're meant to use but theoretically you could make your own colour candles by melting the chemical into the wax
Fireworks show up certain colors because there are certain minerals in them that make them the colors they are. For example, if you burn salt, it will burn yellow, but if you burn copper sulfate it will burn green. It's mostly what chemicals are present.
Cry, I don't know the reason why you call yourself Cry or maybe that's your real name, but I have never heard you cry through all of the videos I have watched thus far. I think you're a manly-manly man. :D Keep up the great vids.
Looks like you've gotten over your Weeping Angel/moving statue fear. When the apocalypse comes in all its horror, you'll just be all "oh, that's nice", and then walk right past it because the ice cream man is right behind it and you could go for some of that.
Cry, I want you to know that I spend my nights until 3am watching your videos. Every night too! Not only because I don't want to be able to sleep for the next week (from the amnesia part) but because you are one of the funniest people I've never seen! XD
After the poofie monster came out of the closet, I remarked to myself that there was good voice acting, because I heard a girl scream. It took me a second to realize that I was the only one. XD I shrieked. I admit it.
About red candles--things burn different colors depending on what you're burning. Gas burns blue because it's a more pure flammable source, but campfires are orange because they're burning much more "filler" than a gas flame. It also has nothing to do with heat. Color relies on what's being burned, that's why things like green fire exist. :D
Gas flames are blue (because there is more enriched oxygen than in a wood fire) but there are still blue flames from a wood fire. Just not as noticeable. Also, take for instance a candle flame. If it's burning at a lower temperature it'll look more red. At a higher temperature it will be more orange, then the hottest flame is white. The reason why flames change color outside of that range (ex. green) is because of oxidation (flames are red b/c of soot)
I'm getting insanely tired of the whole "humanistic mannequin/suit of armor sneaking up behind you and following you without touching you, ooooo, you're surrounded!" thing. Seriously. I saw it in Condemned, Nightmare House 2, La Caza, and a shit ton of other Amnesia custom stories. It's ridiculously over-played and not at all terrifying. It loses its novelty fairly quick and if I see that schtick again, I'm going to have to bash my head repeatedly against the wall.
Totally,I also posted a comment earlier and when I saw that someone also thought of him. I just had to reply.... Maybe Neil isnt there to help Emma because he's dealing with...ZOMBIEVAS!!!
@thethirdalliance He says he doesn't want to show his face because of the whole ''I didn't expect you to look like THAT'' syndrome thing, happened with a lot of famous youtubers. And I respectfully agree, let's keep Cry's appearance a mystery.
i love how a year ago when you started the Amnesia playthrough you said you don't like horror games, now horror games are seemingly the only ones you play.
Never laughed harder at these comments. New subscribers need to get used to the phenomenon that is Cry. He's not like many others. That is why we like him.
you sound like Dororo from the anime Sgt Frog
felineshadow0221 5 days ago
"April 20th...oh hey, it's that day."
At first I thought he was mentioning Columbine, then i remembered it was Hitlers birthday.
HumphreyTheWolf 6 days ago
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HumphreyTheWolf 6 days ago
"FUCKING MAGICAL SHIRTS."
I died.
Subbed.
IchimotoKun 1 week ago
I laughed so hard at the "FUCKING MAGICAL SHIRTS!" lol
MCRMCRMCR22 1 week ago
Phillippus Aureolus Theophrastus Bombastus von Hohenheim (I know what a friggin mouthful) was a Swiss-German Alchemist who combined alcohol and opiates in the 16th century ergo...Laudanum :D You know...fun fact...
kingdomcomeification 1 week ago
Cry in all of your videos you always open the last drawer first.......always.
SeizoStudios 2 weeks ago
8:03 - 8:24
DAMNIT EMMA
STOP BLINKING
laurenkiki 2 weeks ago
Have you seen my boyfriend...neil patrick harris? Lollllllz
ilovemarkersXD 2 weeks ago
Who the fuck takess such small steps in perfect uison? Haha ikr?
ilovemarkersXD 2 weeks ago
I showed my friend you videos and she was like,
"I want to have sexual intercourse with his voice."
I'm pretty sure your voice does not have a penis.
KildoProductions 2 weeks ago
"Yup, I was born with a huge one-"
*le gasp*
"...I...IcantaketheshirtwhereverIgoooo"
TheRaynyDaysOfRaynie 3 weeks ago
Almost 11:00 p.m. and i'm so sleepy. Falling asleep. Until the end of this video.
flameterror91 3 weeks ago
I like but i think you have played that custom story before ;)
deathangel1658 3 weeks ago
Your the only uploader that doesn't scream when a monster is chasing you
Ayz23123 4 weeks ago
"This time around we take the high-heeled shoes of Emma, the fairy princess of the cloud city on a quest to save her lover Neil Patrick Harris from her oppressive father and his cohorts." Cry. I LOVE YOU.
earthjango 1 month ago
I like your jokes
Valaisin1 1 month ago
Am I the only one that is reminded of the mansion in Resident Evil?
thatannoyingbastrd 1 month ago
"Locked, but I can hear breathing.... in that case, you can just stay in there and *die*." You are hilarious!
MatAllum 1 month ago in playlist More videos from ChaoticMonki 2
ohmg i love you for mentioning NPH Cry!
popularzelda 1 month ago
"Lock is broken? I'll break the lock!"
MyLittlePiggeh 1 month ago 3
@15:52
I love how he's just calmly talking to the monster...
TheSimmer1122 1 month ago 3
You're hilarious. xD
iKurtiss 1 month ago
TUMBS UP if you saw Stephano at 02:45 :D
MianaxD 1 month ago 7
@MianaxD what's a tumb? i kind of dildo?
leon2550 1 month ago
8,888
QUAAAAAD!
Avak8904 1 month ago
Who the hell signs off a letter with "your lover"?
HatiChantheWolfHog 1 month ago
@HatiChantheWolfHog Whoever your lover is. I'm guessing you've never had the experience.
SteveJawbs 1 month ago
Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
Pornhub is down,
Cry Plays will do.
IxBiOniXx 1 month ago 2
15:03 MY HEART JUST STOPPED!
nenadmihajlovic85 1 month ago
nice intro there, Cry
GabberzLove 1 month ago
You totally didn't say Neil Patrick Harris wrong.
JacobDesselles 1 month ago
@tinyboy2000 someone with a heart condition :D
MrTheGameNarrator 1 month ago
Where I live, it's not illegal for women to walk around with no shirts on... Just sayin'
jump2020206 1 month ago
You have an incredibly sexy voice, Cry.
:3
Also, love the vid.
FallenWolfTenshi 1 month ago 5
@4:20, you're in a castle in the sky! :D
J0yisaL0s3r 1 month ago
God 15:01 scared me so bad but it was immediately extinguished by his reaction XDDD
TheAwesomeOpossumCo 1 month ago
Ihihihihi~ *wraps self in a blanket and watches*
peachvomit 1 month ago
6:54 Cry: Fuck you!
Golden Edition Stephano: o.0
NuttieRoof99 1 month ago 3
WTF who dislike!!!!
tinyboy2000 1 month ago
8:15 all the people do is put a certain chemical in the wax and the wick of the candle and they burn a different colour. I haven't the slightest idea of what chemicals you're meant to use but theoretically you could make your own colour candles by melting the chemical into the wax
apsuenbwyfer11 1 month ago
Fireworks show up certain colors because there are certain minerals in them that make them the colors they are. For example, if you burn salt, it will burn yellow, but if you burn copper sulfate it will burn green. It's mostly what chemicals are present.
llXRAWRXll 1 month ago
Usually you always brighten my day up with your uploads but today i just cant smile. Damn relationships!
ProierThanYou 1 month ago in playlist Cry Plays: Amnesia Custom Stories: Mega Collection!
Your boy friend is neil watts from to the moon!
ingmaster5 1 month ago
You no get scared anymore.. Okay.. I shall stay for your over involvement into the story.. :D
SpoonsRLikForks 1 month ago
The statues were weeping angels.
TheZanna98 1 month ago
6:51
STEPHANO!!!!
DarkLordStudios1242 1 month ago
Cry, I don't know the reason why you call yourself Cry or maybe that's your real name, but I have never heard you cry through all of the videos I have watched thus far. I think you're a manly-manly man. :D Keep up the great vids.
rinrin0rikuriku 1 month ago
@rinrin0rikuriku Pretty sure it's a shortened version of Cryaotic. Dunno though.
Mossybrain 1 month ago
Sees a dead body in a cupboard and one burning on a fire: "ooh, thats a little spooky i guess"
Sees some slightly rotten pig meat in a kitchen: "ew that gross"
zombiecancer888 1 month ago 4
Cry, I am dissapointed of you.
No more SKIP BUTTONS =(
SunnybLu3eYeZ 1 month ago in playlist Mai multe videoclipuri de la ChaoticMonki
8:29.
TheEunichorn 1 month ago
Haha. Finds note. The note says 20 April.
.. 420 XD Haha!
1dietterich 1 month ago
I dont know why I stop watching your videos. O_o
You make the game seem less scary. =D
BlueFox2608 1 month ago
You are the ruler above the clouds. You are... RAINBOWDASH.
TheRealMeowmixgirl 1 month ago
@TheRealMeowmixgirl yesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyes....YES
KoHanaKeeki4 1 month ago
Looks like you've gotten over your Weeping Angel/moving statue fear. When the apocalypse comes in all its horror, you'll just be all "oh, that's nice", and then walk right past it because the ice cream man is right behind it and you could go for some of that.
Tekh09 1 month ago
Your voice is just so... soothing
13UchihaRyuga 1 month ago
"Could have been like... Hey, Albert Einstein...you don't exist yet but if you did you'd be like, hhhholy shit!" Oh Cry, I love you.
ParanoidToaster 1 month ago
It's supposed to be tucked.
ParanoidToaster 1 month ago
cry, we cant hear the soundtrack for monster chases. thanks, fan: COLDFIYAH
Coldfire242 1 month ago 11
@Coldfire242 I disables that many months ago for added difficulty.
Many, many months ago.
ChaoticMonki 1 month ago 36
@ChaoticMonki by the way, im a huge fan, your amazing, best amnesia player/commentor ever to have lived
Coldfire242 1 month ago
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Xeronian 1 month ago
Is cry druke again
pbwolffox 1 month ago
@pbwolffox ._. maybe, but he doesnt act that druke
Coldfire242 1 month ago
april 20... 4/20...
>_>
sammerthanyou 1 month ago
"April 20th, Oh that's that day"
I SEE WHAT YOU DID THERE
pkkiller643 1 month ago
THIS IS PART ONE.
DID YOU KNOW THIS WAS PART ONE?
WELL NOW YOU DO, BECAUSE THIS IS DEFINITELY PART ONE.
lashey221 1 month ago in playlist More videos from ChaoticMonki
2:31 "TOTALLY didn't say neil patrick harris wrong. no way" ???
MisterOnionz 1 month ago
I never had a chance to explain everythang to you...PHONE CAAALL!
silvaChocobo 1 month ago in playlist Cry Plays: Amnesia Custom Stories: Mega Collection!
Best saying I ever heard: "Father, I want my boyfriend back if you ever want some grandchildren"
elvengames 1 month ago 3
@elvengames
Seconded. XD
N3ASL8EN 1 month ago
@N3ASL8EN
Although it's "I need my boyfriend back if you really want some grandchildren"....
N3ASL8EN 1 month ago
Best thumbnail picture, ever... You've really put a lot of effort in it, I can tell by the pixels.
JestersGhost 1 month ago
Why do you sound so nervous on the start of this video?
FINK1tty 1 month ago
Like if you like this :D
TheZeldaFan96 1 month ago
Hey. Cry, a few days ago I learned that Laudanum is made from opium, and it was made for use by Chinese, upper-class women, "To help them sleep".
~~The More You Know~~
refruiedbeanman 1 month ago
I love how he talks about Random stuff while he's walking around all calm throwing/lifting/hiding a buntch of differnt things
Allaelskartilda 1 month ago
You people.
TrinityxAngel 1 month ago 3
;~; I always feel like such a loser when I scream like a little girl, and you have absolutley no reaction at all....
cbaird62 1 month ago 4
@cbaird62 he's essentially played amnesia non-stop for a year, you go numb after a while... XD
HeinrichKonig 1 month ago
"PHONECALL" c:
kristinadjumicc 1 month ago
I would like some nothing soup please :3
MikeZero619 1 month ago in playlist Cry Plays: Amnesia Custom Stories: Mega Collection!
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ImmortalScorpion 1 month ago
>15:01
>"whoah
>.....
>as i was saying"
>HEART OF STEEL
RainbowDashMGS 1 month ago 67
instant boner...
Pakenpaken 1 month ago
Cryyyyy.
I just got Amnesia.
Hold me I'm so scared. ;w;
InsaneTabiCat 1 month ago
Cry, I want you to know that I spend my nights until 3am watching your videos. Every night too! Not only because I don't want to be able to sleep for the next week (from the amnesia part) but because you are one of the funniest people I've never seen! XD
Guywithapanda 1 month ago
Phonecall !!
vintagefr 1 month ago
i love how casually he put the bottle in the furnace at 6:00
zujo92 1 month ago
LEGALIZE LAUDANUM!!!!
TheKovajatka 1 month ago
FUCKING LOVE YOUR AMNESIA LETS PLAYS <3333
kingcainjr 1 month ago
I recall a time when screaming and crying would have accompanied the happenings of minutes 16 and 17. I'm very proud of you, Sir Cry.
nunduforyou 1 month ago
what does cry look like!!!!?????
SuperKahZ 1 month ago
I don't understand how you can stay so calm during these vids XD
MsSceneChic 1 month ago
As soon as I heard Orb of Power my first thought was there must be an Orb of Wisdom and an Orb of Courage.
I've been playing Skyward Sword too much.
Kibalover1992 1 month ago
You heard it hear first, folks! Liquid heroin heals all ailments, and feels SOO good when used!
Tacitus91 1 month ago
You're a wizard, Cry!
joosterboost 1 month ago
Love, You Father,
Robert
lol the you father gets me every time.
Zarin123456789 1 month ago
Yes, Neil Patrick Harris is gay.. -__- lol
ShadowAmnesia 1 month ago
Neil Patrick Diamond= Great Singer and Awesome Gay Guy
ShadowAmnesia 1 month ago
I'm so glad I found your channel! I love your LP's particularly your Amnesia Custom story ones. Keep up the good work!
MyTwistedReality 1 month ago
After the poofie monster came out of the closet, I remarked to myself that there was good voice acting, because I heard a girl scream. It took me a second to realize that I was the only one. XD I shrieked. I admit it.
AnatidaeLavender 1 month ago
Oh man, Cry, Next video is video 500! What are you gonna do? :D
lizardizzle 1 month ago in playlist Cry Plays: Amnesia Custom Stories: Mega Collection!
About red candles--things burn different colors depending on what you're burning. Gas burns blue because it's a more pure flammable source, but campfires are orange because they're burning much more "filler" than a gas flame. It also has nothing to do with heat. Color relies on what's being burned, that's why things like green fire exist. :D
Melindaington 1 month ago in playlist Cry Plays: Amnesia Custom Stories: Mega Collection! 50
@Melindaington Driftwood burns green because of the salt.
dessadammit 1 month ago
@Melindaington This is correct. Mostly. c:
Gas flames are blue (because there is more enriched oxygen than in a wood fire) but there are still blue flames from a wood fire. Just not as noticeable. Also, take for instance a candle flame. If it's burning at a lower temperature it'll look more red. At a higher temperature it will be more orange, then the hottest flame is white. The reason why flames change color outside of that range (ex. green) is because of oxidation (flames are red b/c of soot)
kirbythecreampuff 1 month ago
Cry, are you a figment of my imagination?
DevilMalice 1 month ago
2:30 "TOTALLY didn't say Neil Patrick Harris wring. No way."
if your wondering, that's what the text said :3
elephantslovebacon16 1 month ago 2
I love how calm he is while he's being smacked and chased by the monster.
BlackenedThorn 1 month ago
Grunt: Your running up the banister aye? Two can play at that game!
Cry: WTH?!
animeexpofans 1 month ago
This is the third game in a row that you played as a girl. Neat.
RunningHarmony 1 month ago
Where the FUCK are Welders!?
TimmayIsHawt 1 month ago
Weed must be cool...
TheRemember47 1 month ago
YOU MY FRIEND ARE DRUNK
ET2K3 1 month ago
You sound kinda drunk .____.
SlickSilver013 1 month ago
funny how u just refuse to react. nice one XD in honesty I only jumped inside a few times myself..
shadedsoulhorse 1 month ago
107th YES!
ET2K3 1 month ago
I'm getting insanely tired of the whole "humanistic mannequin/suit of armor sneaking up behind you and following you without touching you, ooooo, you're surrounded!" thing. Seriously. I saw it in Condemned, Nightmare House 2, La Caza, and a shit ton of other Amnesia custom stories. It's ridiculously over-played and not at all terrifying. It loses its novelty fairly quick and if I see that schtick again, I'm going to have to bash my head repeatedly against the wall.
LadyLieDie 1 month ago 3
@LadyLieDie They did it in Penumbra too.
Feel free to bash your head against the nearest wall.
BlackenedThorn 1 month ago
@BlackenedThorn FFFFFFUU--
LadyLieDie 1 month ago
Aww, maybe the monster just wanted to slide along the railing with Cry.
Now it died with it's dream unfulfilled.
NVSGG 1 month ago
4:40 That one day? 420? Are you a pot head Cry? .... that would explaine alot...
LifeNperspective 1 month ago
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LifeNperspective 1 month ago
The flower isn't in a pot because you DESTROYED POT'S FAMILY!!!
YourFatherIsDad 1 month ago
1 more for 500
Christrocks1000 1 month ago
NO YOU BROKE POT'S FAMILY.
LoveLikeOranges 1 month ago
Cry I got stood up today however when I watch your videos it makes me feel a lot better.
THEAWESOMETACOPERSON 1 month ago
Yo, Cry, any news on Skyrim?
xXDrowningNemoXx 1 month ago
*DRAMATIC GASP!!!*
Janitor: Glitched on stairs
Grunt: Glitched on stairs
TIS DA SECWET!!!!
12walkietalkie13 1 month ago
...that day? CRY IS A STONER EVERYBODY!!!!! or he just likes hitler. i'm not sure
mujari 1 month ago
Wow Cry
While you were carrying that chair, I was think of the pocket chair as well XD
Apparently great minds think alike
Xtermination100 1 month ago
Cry, everytime your not looking i like to steal strands of your hair to add to my collection.
EpIcPrOdIGyPeRsOn 1 month ago
sigh i love how in your first amnesia you were terrified to just open a door and now you just stroll past monsters it's perf you're perf
georginaisosm 1 month ago
wait a minute
made by a guy named Neil
charcters name is emma..your dads a scientiest? 0__0 coincedence?
kittyx26 1 month ago in playlist Cry Plays: Amnesia Custom Stories: Mega Collection!
@kittyx26
The first Neil who popped up to me is Neil Watts....COINCIDENCE?!?
FinestFantasyVI 1 month ago
@FinestFantasyVI
Yup
thats the same neil that poped into my head
kittyx26 1 month ago in playlist Cry Plays: Amnesia Custom Stories: Mega Collection!
@kittyx26
Totally,I also posted a comment earlier and when I saw that someone also thought of him. I just had to reply.... Maybe Neil isnt there to help Emma because he's dealing with...ZOMBIEVAS!!!
FinestFantasyVI 1 month ago
Hey Cry, what's with the recent hatred towards Pot? He was a good friend to you!
Finalfantasyfreakout 1 month ago
0:00 you "HEY!" scary me XD
MehoAnton 1 month ago
I watched some of your first custom stories gameplays and compared to this. God damn Cry you are a real man now! Games change people.
Michiruza 1 month ago
05:51 hahaha :)
jonathaaaanh 1 month ago
Dose anyone else notice the main mansion part at the end is modeled after the first resident evil?
Bisondoof 1 month ago
I love that you just nonchalantly placed a bottle inside the stove and didn't even hesitate or say anything about it.
narcoticlollipops 1 month ago in playlist Cry Plays: Amnesia Custom Stories: Mega Collection!
Its 5 am. I'm going to bed. Dubsteptime. MORE TO COME :D
MrSmidgeFish 1 month ago
Top comment? No, I don't want it. I'm no like whore.
TrinityxAngel 1 month ago 47
@TrinityxAngel Yet we still shove them down your throat.
XyphileousLF 1 month ago
@TrinityxAngel Reverse psycology at its best
TheSlowGamer 1 month ago
No Top Comments?! ITS MAH CHANSE BABEH... umm.. umm.. DOING
EpicEpisodes123 1 month ago
Magical shirts.... hahahaha
I like Cry even if he answers "BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAH" to comments, oh my.
ngerei00 1 month ago
Cry: the answer the candles are red: there is a secret switch that makes them moody :D XD no seriously i dunno
EpicEpisodes123 1 month ago
I already done all your custom stories and I'm so happy to find a cool LPer playing these games.
choupetto85 1 month ago
So Cry, because of your custom story videos I'm going to play Amnesia: The Dark Descent for the first time. Any advice? ._.
0PandaGirl7 1 month ago
Maybe the candles have strontium filaments.
Thunderitch 1 month ago
Oh Kenny was playing this, really good custom story.
Mumblerful 1 month ago
Before I even started to watch the video, I clicked the LIKE button :D
GhostHeartt 1 month ago
you should consider professional voice acting :o
Okruuuch 1 month ago
You sai niel patrick harris wrong, totally
RTRDPrOd 1 month ago
Awwwww yeah I missed your Amnesia vids :DD
FINK1tty 1 month ago
c'mon cry lets have a face cam while you play
pretty please with ice cream cherries on top?
thethirdalliance 1 month ago
@thethirdalliance He says he doesn't want to show his face because of the whole ''I didn't expect you to look like THAT'' syndrome thing, happened with a lot of famous youtubers. And I respectfully agree, let's keep Cry's appearance a mystery.
jonus63 1 month ago 4
Cry what do you use to edit your videos?
SliceofPineapple 1 month ago
"Fucking magical shirts!" Lost it at that one xD
Ugdof 1 month ago in playlist Cry Plays: Amnesia Custom Stories: Mega Collection!
@ChaoticMonki you should play the custom story called 'Olaf's Demise'. You'll like it :)
laurenz0808 1 month ago
i love how a year ago when you started the Amnesia playthrough you said you don't like horror games, now horror games are seemingly the only ones you play.
YOU HAVE BEEN CONVERTED.
lpfann 1 month ago 34
These subliminial messages keep getting harder each video >.>
This isn't a progression game Cry, we aren't gaining EXP when we read them.
kazeroth1234 1 month ago 5
Never laughed harder at these comments. New subscribers need to get used to the phenomenon that is Cry. He's not like many others. That is why we like him.
xXGrangierXx 1 month ago 6
cry, can i buy you a soda?
x98phailer 1 month ago
1:10 AHAH xDD
HipHopPlanetTV 1 month ago
Hey Cry... Do wanna see that Chronicle movie?
GlitchtheBleu 1 month ago
cry can you do LoL comment video someday? :]
GamerGeekErz 1 month ago
CRY PLAY SKYYYYYYYRRIIIIIIM
joeseph52 1 month ago
I love the way how you keep your cool while beeing chased by the monster ;)
lulozovic 1 month ago