The Douchebag Anthem

[Superjulesvideo]

Favorite video ever. SPOT ON.

[alvado1211]

glitter bro cross with wings button up shirts are also a douchebag thing to wear.

[alvado1211]

Popped collars are a dead giveaway.

[geegee765]

Sadly, I know many of these guys.

[jd403020]

Awesome!!!!



[richard20bris]

292 douchebags disliked this video while waiting for their orange tan to dry out.

[SethBrundleify]

This should be John Cena's entrance music.

[russianAviator5]

cast of jersey shore

[howarethingsindenver]

Win 2:58

[Porly62]

Best Eli Roth impersonation ever!!!

[SI3G3ANON]

'Feminine Hygiene Products' Boom!

[ForgetWhoForgot]

This is my alarm and text and call ringtone and it went off yesterday and instead of looking at me everyone looked at this one kid in my class hilarious oh poor 2 ton ass!!!

[omisfly]

What is Myspace?

[felipelbenites]

Proud douchebag here :D

[forwardpdx]

THIS SONG IS ARIZONA

[Ryloth123321]

Asi´s (short for Asozial of A-Social) in Germany

[congur123]

SHUT UP FOOLS THIS IS MY NATIONAL ANTHEM

[austinb47]

well i got to say fuck everyone, like seriously looking nice all the time and looking like you have slass, is what people say douchebags are. no i look nice 24/7 because i dnt like looking bad, how bout them emos and shit youd rather be like them instead of looking phenomenal

[Ryloth123321]

@austinb47

Its not about looking good its about the behaviour.

Douchebags are arrogant assholes, oftenly violent and have to be "winners" all the time. Charly sheen turned into a douchebag and was fired for it and recently he admitted on a tv show that he has now realized it..

They laugh at retarded people, point at fat and ugly people,you dont have the newest i phone you arent cool and they are ever so ungrateful to the "NERDS!" who developed all the nice gadgets they use everyday.

[austinb47]

@Ryloth123321 well i am an asshole and i make fun of people just talking to my friends but not retarted people, but im not a douche bag so yeah

[eightday]

Is this really a douche bag singing about how douche bags?

[Gangu5Kahn]

Epic

[mongooltje789]

well.. i think everybody has something what he does from this vid, SO eveyone is a douchebag! let be proud of it!

[dylanbyford]

i watched this because of the game

[shutthehellup6666]

this went from 91,000 to 500,00 views in 5 days

[Marder74]

Does they really exist???in this universe.....unbelievable.....

they look so......i don´t know.....

funny song,funny vid......if i see one in germany...i take a photo ...

[opiux1]

@Marder74 Stick to speaking/writing german, because english just isn't your language..

[Marder74]

@opiux1

aha....but if i write in german you and the other´s dont understand....

I´m sooooo sorry that my english is not perfect,but for my purposes it is adequate. ;-)

[shutthehellup6666]

thumbs up if this doesnt describe you

[dangerrmcarly]

Okay this has just become my favorite funny vid of all time. Can't stop laughing!

[TheoTsanas]

bloody chavs man

[DillonSinghBasi]

you guys are in LA I can tell it's awesome there!

[bozbone]

257 douchebags watched this clip

[PH3ON1X1]

Press 8 For A DoucheBag Having Sex Noise

[misterphelps]

Hilarious song, smart lyrics.

[footballbat420]

The only reason a db has weed in a jar is because that's the way the trustafarian he bought it from sells it.

trustafarian-noun-slang:

A shoeless smelly douchebag with dreadlocks and a Range Rover.

[fluffyiscool009]

fuck you

[SuperioMan3432]

chavs...

[ford1broncoII]

Fuckin Chavs! 

[AwzmDude]

Heell yeah!

[ManiacalHex]

Yeah sadly we know so many, it's pandemia :(

[SIG00N]

we call them " trou d'cul" au quebec !!!

[Shar1179]

They for got shit about tap out wear.....

[BatDude27]

most of those things sounds more like something a very confident successful person

[xxALBooSxx]

and we call them HYa6 In Saudi araba ..

[ledroad666]

@xxALBooSxx for real?

[xxALBooSxx]

@ledroad666

yea :)

[ledroad666]

@xxALBooSxx and how do we say it? its like hiasix? or iasix or whyasix?

[xxALBooSxx]

@ledroad666

Heyaa6

6 = is letter you foreign can't spell it :)

[ledroad666]

@xxALBooSxx oh...ok :)lol

[ledroad666]

and we call them MITRAS in portugal or CHUNGAS its all the same douchebags

[Tabloid922]

A real douche bag is Garry Allen "Best i ever had"  Thats a real douche.. not this dude

[Tabloid922]

jackass ... not a douchebag... Big difference 

[sportinel]

he has a chinesse simbol tatoo.. i wonder if chinesse dudes have american tatoo's -_-(sry for my bad english)

[Entert3iment]

And what's the problem with being a douche bag? WE ARE PERFECT

[limitlessp8ntball]

needs more views!!

[xxALBooSxx]

IM GUY .. and i think he's Hot and cool (no homo)

[U2crayzktt]

@ETJLMET heeb*

[U2crayzktt]

@ETJLMET hey, just because this song was made about you doesnt meab that you have to troll the rest of us, you dirty asshole. For your own health, don't call me a herb loving white trash bitch again! Don't act stupid!! Hahahahahahaha

[CollegeFoxhunt]

underground hip hop listeners are douchebags??? that's funny because I'm not a douchebag, I'm just a regular guy who likes underground hip hop...what's douchebag ish about that??

[BristolPalinsBabyDad]

If you don't recognize the douchebaggery , then you are probably a douchebag yourself.

[MrBlooCola]

I keep my weed in a jar. I must be a douchbag

[Gabbexxifyy]

this sucks :/

[runningblind86]

That is half of my town: Kokomo IN.

[brawer2000]

o so this anthum is fore you

[akloveamber]

@ETJLMET  vid*

[akloveamber]

@ETJLMET i was trying to be funny.. i actually think the id/song is funny.. the guy is clearly playing a douchebag

:) and I am not a whore!

[ETJLMET]

@akloveamber yes you are, your dad told me so!

[U2crayzktt]

ETJLMET, coming from someone who's know you for awhile.. your kind of a douche :P

Love, your neighbor <3

[ETJLMET]

@U2crayzktt I'll kick your fucking ass, heeb loving white trashy bitch, go fix me a pretzel with some popcorn before I kill your pets! lol hahahahahaha

[ETJLMET]

This guy is a GENIUS!!!!! Thank you so much for this, I beat the shit out morons like this!!!!!!! LOL best video on the net! Here's the thing, I'm the cool guy around town and I don't pull this shit! hahahaahahahahaha such lames!

[akloveamber]

wow, that guy is a real douchebag

[ETJLMET]

@akloveamber you're a whore and he's just calling it as it is!

[mrdevin261]

Wow

[moriart13]

Троли еппта, олололо

[tamirar]

lol

[lovesnow44]

so great ;)

[homesnakegabe]

gave your girl the clap dam right im a snitch lol

[user967245]

The Chinese symbol at 0:55 means mother, if anyone was wondering.

[A92mber]

if you only knew how much this song IS my ex!!!

[DethWoW]

@A92mber Hey, YOU are the one that dated the guy

[A92mber]

@DethWoW he was convincingly different when we first started dating, then like 4months in, he started watching j.shore and tanning, shaving or waxing, pllucking his eyebrows, and then cheating, ...then dumped mme on our months bc i wouldnt slut myself up for him.

[DethWoW]

@A92mber ouch, sorry, sounds like you put into loving the guy and he became an unbearable douche. you were good to withhold tho, he wouldn't have been worth it, seems like that's all he was looking to get.

[MrBekezzZaN]

DocheBags!))

[LordGilgamesh01]

Our corporate masters, such as Shari's, have been reducing portion sizes. In some cases, they have increased prices. I find that to be an utter lie. It happens to coincide with the economic troubles in our country. They charge people more for less. That is corrupt and downright immoral. Boycott their business into the ground. They charged me $17 for one egg, one tea plate of hash browns, one middle finger sized sausage, four cheap microwave bacon pieces, one small cinnamon roll, and one waffle.

[Xs395]

I want to use money to flirt hahaha

[lottie99924]

We call them chavs in England... :D

[maketherainshine]

@lottie99924 yuppp, we most certainly do ;)

[TheBrutalphoenix]

@lottie99924 and we call them guisos in Colombia

[NIKOBELLIC235]

@lottie99924 We call them british in north america

[superduperteacupshoe]

@lottie99924 or twats works too :D

[MTOTOwaNYAYO]

@lottie99924 douchebags are not chavs these guys actually convince impossibly hot chicks to give up the cooch and are usually grown men in their twenties...its fuckin amazing

[Chris5537]

Check out TotalDouches com and the hilarious douchebag storeis

[salihadjic]

This video describes every single person in New York City 

[rsb2016]

ya u really r a douche bag... queer

[ToXiiCxXwizLe]

actually that song is pretty good ! :P

[PKrising24]

What's sad is, this song describes about 70% of the people at my school.

[Rind0Man]

@PKrising24 Describes the majority of the worlds population....

[CpsLock3]

@PKrising24 And 95 perscent of youtube partners on youtube. TRUE STORY!

[tyler71durden]

@PKrising24 i want that kinda school

[SethBrundleify]

@PKrising24 And 80% of the American population.

[mercicupajoe]

rays was better

[Tellej96]

I like this song, haha its funny, but.

Why is a man u explain a douchebag? So if i got a chinese symbol on my back, im a douche? And if i like to work out alot, im a douche? if im proud of my body im a douche? And if u like drinking at the bar? or if you like to keep a spot on ur stomach after removing all the other hair(Lol) ur a douchebag? hm.. according to me, a douchebag is someone who acts bad with other ppl, saying bad things, acting bad in general.no mather how he looks or dress.

[Trustguy5]

@Tellej96 ur just pissed because this made u realize that ur a douche

[Airguitarist88]

@Tellej96 They're just some symptoms of douchebaggery. Make an appointment with a qualified medical professional if 10 or more of these symptoms apply to you. Or watch Jersey Shore, you'll get the picture.

[selendez]

douchebags are what jealous ugly poor dressed people call good looking confident well dressed people LOL kinda pathetic that you put that much effort into making yourself look like an idiot...

[dontshootmydik]

@selendez you got it wrong, a douchebag is someone who doesnt have a job, is ripped because they have nothing better to do, have a sence of accomplishment even though they havent accomplished anything, and has a reaaaaaaaaaaaaaallly horrible tan. they look like a spray taned bannana. nuff said. just look at jersey shore hehe

[sugarth]

240 are actually :D

[DuuckFacee]

This cracked me up!

[TannerClarke69]

i guess im a dochebag

[Stallion769]

Now I want to be one! :) Looks cool!

[loucious73]

@Stallion769 dont worry, you alredy are! lol

[Stallion769]

@loucious73 <3 so what's your number? ;-) I got a bone with your name on it.

[levlinks24]

ok i am confused, if i like this video, that means i am a douchebag, and if i dislike the video, i will be branded douchebag. lol.

[TKOed27]

i like the part where he says douchebag

[Gakuya5]

i love fezz

[TheFlexEffect]

fucking douchebag

[ThaAsianKidds]

what a douche

[brizzlestick]

it seems like that insult is just spreading around like a virus..

[FL0029]

@brizzlestick or like your mom

[brizzlestick]

@FL0029 uuuum... wow... how old are you?

[FL0029]

@brizzlestick Old enough...

[brizzlestick]

@FL0029 obviously not, because who says, "or like your mom".. unless they are in like the 3rd grade?

only you, right?

old enough?? there was no need for that comment man.

[FL0029]

@brizzlestick There was no need for you first comment. I can just say that, its like stating the obvious

And i thought it was rather well played. "Your mom is passed around like a virus" Its pretty funny. ^^

[brizzlestick]

@brizzlestick yeah, but why are you worried THAT much about what I posted?

[Artur1I9I8I8]

So not to be a douchebag you have to be fat, whyte as a ghost, dress like shit, drink mineral water and fear the gym like Satan fears the cross? Do I have that one right because I want to know what to do not to become a douchebag.

P.s. can I get layed because I often hear peopel complaining that douchebags stole all the hot chicks/their GF?

[varelatom]

@Artur1I9I8I8 or you know dont get angry at comic videos on youtube that can help

[iiiparadoxiiiify]

The best!

[Henz9902]

the symbol was japanese for mum lol

[NoFearHitUrGspot]

this douche bag song sucks

[RiotTor]

So everyone is a douche-bag then?

[animefan286]

lol i like the transition noise haha

[Heatseaker19]

lol I cant stop thinkin about the guys on Jersey Shore when I watch this video. lol thats y I dont waste my time ever watchin that show. But by the way this guy went at it it seems like nearly everybody is a douche bag :/

[RedNorthern]

I hate these guys, especially how they make jokes at you trying to make it seem like your some loser.

[faller006]

much better than ray william johnson

[klakiti02]

@faller006 you got to be fuc**ng kidding

[phil198711]

@faller006 definitely

[kidnick101]

@faller006 If you say so...o--o;...

[teendetective013]

way better than ray william johnson!

[KeshaIsHot808]

Whats wrong with ginger ale?

[Tsubaki117]

LMAO!! this song totally describes what the guys in my high school were like!!!

[boricua6483]

236 people have Chinese symbol tats

[inuchris234]

that symble is japanese for mother

[swagaraptor]

@inuchris234 douche



[inuchris234]

@swagaraptor im a douche b/c i can speak and read a 2nd language?

[digidude1]

Going clubbing would be soo much fun if it werent for these kind of dudes.

[evilmonkey5020]

meh, its a jersey thing

[HighHeeledFlats]

If you really want a douchebag song go to yourfavoritemartin youtube page and find the song "mr. douchebag" :) enjoy

[orysig]

@HighHeeledFlats I like yourfavoritemartin but that song sucks ass.

[HighHeeledFlats]

@orysig Yeahh, but it's better than this :)

[fretrunner49]

Hmm so im a doughbag for playing electric guitar, wearing a wrist band and drinking ginger ale??

[Jonasb1000]

I think they dedicated this song to the guys in this video /watch?v=UOpefixFhhE

[THEINVENTABLETHREAT]

Weed in a jar isn't a douche bag thing, it's called curing. It lets you control the rate of dehydration for a smooth smoke...look up "curing weed" The video was a little broad in definition like old people and electric guitars really...come on. Overall it was pretty right on.

[ggw4lif3]

229 people are douchebags :)

[iiPWNn00bs]

@ggw4lif3 239

[sportpatbws]

@ggw4lif3 now 240 :)

[terceldude]

@ggw4lif3 lol

[MrDoctorCrane]

@ggw4lif3 wow... original comment...

[maddog187killa]

What a Douchebag song

[Slyteradon]

WHATS UP WIT DAT?!

[MasterProductions033]

gay vid

[tmoe380]

Not that good...

[samudaseraphim]

LMAO!! Douchebaggery to the max!!

[gqtrebor]

What a hunk of crap

[RandomRuggles]

shit just got real.

[Mrstickydicee]

cool video... And you guys prolly enjoyed making it... Success

[MrMattiixd]

uploaded on my bday! :D

[MultiJim26]

YES YOU ARE AT 1:O5

[kwogmo]

to ed hardy

[CosmoniteMedia]

So much work for 473k views. Fail.

[Demonfang1992]

@CosmoniteMedia comming from a guy who only got 47 views of a 4 old month video thats pretty much what i call a fail..

[truchox]

@Demonfang1992 look again idiot!!! lol

[landress4]

Flat-iron my hair, and SHOOT MAH LAZER!

[Hydrolic16]

This is a song to all the dedicated youtube type fighters that always want to win.

[mongooltje789]

if i understand this... everybody is a douchebag... everyone has something of this song... well,, greatsong tho