Hitler goes to hell and Satan asks, "why are you here?" Hitler replies, "I ordered the deaths of millions". Satan says, "Very Good! You shall sit to my right."
Bin Laden goes to hell and Satan asks, "why are you here?" Bin Laden replies, "I was the leader of a terrorist group that killed tons of people." Satan says, "Wow, sit to my left."
Eminem goes to hell and Satan asks, "Why are you here?" Eminem replies, "Get the fuck off my throne, bitch."
@ortegadion16 it better be because the pic says "Relapse" when we all know it's from the Marshall Mathers LP
Otherwise, there are 10 big fat fags who need to choke to death on sulfuric acid while I slice them from their fucking asshole up to their fucking throat with a 120volt Sawz-All with a bad ass mother fucking extension cord and a UPS battery back up just in case.
there is no OLD eminem or NEW eminem theres just him shady and marshall this is shady when he was on drugs marshalls hailies song and eminem is clean recovery -_-
@Acawsomnessca1 old eminem was somewhat good...new em sucks fuck him he sold out nothin to do wit drugs how u go from dissin pop stars to collabin wit them...face it eminem sucks now and hes overrated nowhere near being the greatest rapper...dickrider..
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@amelia322 he was a devil worshiper before he almost died and he came back and made the song im not afraid to show tht he waz no longer in da darkness
Old Em is Old Em. New Em is New Em. The difference? Years of experiences and life changing events like drugs, rehab, and the death of extremely close friends. Don't like his new music? Don't listen to it. But stop all the bitching and moaning about how he's changed.
@ Dark...New Eminem is fake as hell... he looks like he's disinterested at being the pop rapper the new generation of girls like... if it wasn't for his daughter...the dude would go back to Shady...the new guy is Eminem, his old persona was Slim Shady...learn the difference...Eminem gives you your vitamin C...Slim would tell you to fuck off...
@ComboNational Dude stop acting like he's your boyfriend... if that's the case well then ok ...he should move on from being Slim shady...but don't take it personally like you know him or something...that only makes you a fucking loser
@ComboNational Asshole stop acting like he's your fucking boyfriend... shit get off his dick... oh waa step in his shoes...their are more people who have gone through worse shit than he has
@postapocalyptia its in his contract....he HAS to do it...and if anyone knows anything bout anything real..they'd know i dont mean his industry contract......
Ugh! Why does everyone keep comparing the old Shady with the new Shady? He's off drugs!! Get over it! He's happy now! He doesn't belong to us, so just enjoy the fact he's still around! Remember he almost died... Then what? What would we have to listen to? Thumbs up if you just want to enjoy Eminem while he's still here
@postapocalyptia Maybe cus he doesnt want to recycle old material. Dont get me wrong I miss this Eminem too but I guess its just a new approach and a new direction with his muzik.
@vadimpje hmm maybe he'll lose the real hiphop fans, but he wins many fans more with this mainstream commercial ass rap music he makes now, and eminem knows this very well. But he's already lost me.
i luv da anger in eminem, he is really good a legend if you ask me. I Love this song too but i can't name a fav song outta eminem! they're all good! besides the ones that he is makeing now, they are,, alright i guess.. i also listened to a clean version of this and almost every word was blanked out hahaha
i luv da anger in eminem, he is really good a legend if you ask me. I Love this song too but i can't name a fav song outta eminem! they're all good! besides the ones that he is makeing now, they are,, alright i guess..
i mean yeah his new stuff isnt nearly as good but atleast hes of drugs like i got addicted xanax its hard fucks with ur life i failed ninth grade cause of it
@postapocalyptia well he needs the fame since he stopped rapping bout drugs and violence the higher ups of hollywood are taking him out of the spotlight so he collaberated with rihanna for more fame
he is talking about his new songs , he meant that until 2002 he was a true and good rapper but now with all that rihana shit and stupid rehab songs he isnt what he used to be.
the scream makes me LOL
TheSnickers994 1 week ago
where are the lyrics :D
nelly10119 3 weeks ago
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TheSnickers994 1 week ago
ya budy this song is the fuckin good
dmct731 1 month ago
BITCH IMMA KILL YOU!
HeadbangingDude2011 1 month ago
Im pretty sure Em could indeed kill you with lyrics!
Madsovic999 2 months ago
just saw eminem t sydney on sunday and it was amazing aswell as this song
Chemical583 2 months ago
the gun sounds that he plays after this song at the concert scared the shit outa me :/
MrEvolutionist 2 months ago 2
just saw his concert in melbourne yesterday. this song was sick!
TalbessTV 2 months ago
eminem the best rapper in the world
DntFwithme71 3 months ago
Kill You With Lyrics LOL
205MachineToy 3 months ago 6
umm why is Eminem name in the title lowercased? "eminem" wtf show some respect man. but this song is funny as fuck
WolfBeast55 3 months ago
why the Relapse album cover ?!?!
Jsmith12292 3 months ago
11 ppl fucked with shady and got their ass kicked
bigtoto92 4 months ago 4
this sure isnt on the relapse cd ha..
PiRSONE18 4 months ago
raw dawg shit
ChronicKush2001 4 months ago
I'm a 12 year old girl , but I honestly love this song so mucch . I know it's crazy and stuff but i lovee it <3
belieber187 4 months ago
favoite song
MegaKillerman22 4 months ago
dis some funny shit but i love it its my favorite song
tweetygirlrock 5 months ago
WTF IS THIS SHIT! I just got a fucking ad at 2:10 wtf youtube!
1manrebellion 5 months ago
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EnigmaticNeurosis 5 months ago
mnm is a slut
arica483 5 months ago
@PissedPlayinPimp meet me in maryland bitch coming from the the angel with the silver glock
scrappyzoo 5 months ago
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EnigmaticNeurosis 5 months ago
Slim shady guy is the biggest douchebag in the history of mankind. True fact.
eminemdisstopia 5 months ago
@eminemdisstopia fuck u eminem is the best dick face go fuck yourself dont diss shady
x6extremesniper6x 5 months ago
@x6extremesniper6x Slim Shady is a piece of shit. What's he gonna do about it? It's the truth
eminemdisstopia 5 months ago
@eminemdisstopia just because you think that dosnt mean its true u dochebag
x6extremesniper6x 5 months ago
i will fucking murder every fuck in one that hated this song
dumb asses go kill your selfs
scrappyzoo 5 months ago
you can hate but when he makes a song about you haten -_- you really can comtinue to hate but your sole will be hurt xD
pvpwaffle 5 months ago
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ImMIIke 6 months ago 3
can we get 1337 likes?
blackopsJUSTFTW 6 months ago
Yeh this at V fest was the fuckin nuts
eastbarnet1 6 months ago 2
just saw him sing this live at v festival on Saturday it was amazing!
IWillGoDownWithThis 6 months ago 17
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@IWillGoDownWithThis who was the black guy?
OzzyJClarke 6 months ago
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Hitler goes to hell and Satan asks, "why are you here?" Hitler replies, "I ordered the deaths of millions". Satan says, "Very Good! You shall sit to my right."
Bin Laden goes to hell and Satan asks, "why are you here?" Bin Laden replies, "I was the leader of a terrorist group that killed tons of people." Satan says, "Wow, sit to my left."
Eminem goes to hell and Satan asks, "Why are you here?" Eminem replies, "Get the fuck off my throne, bitch."
Eminem is the most badass rapper alive.
MrEddieMuerte 6 months ago
who would dislike this song.. this shit is fucking raw
ortegadion16 6 months ago
@ortegadion16 it better be because the pic says "Relapse" when we all know it's from the Marshall Mathers LP
Otherwise, there are 10 big fat fags who need to choke to death on sulfuric acid while I slice them from their fucking asshole up to their fucking throat with a 120volt Sawz-All with a bad ass mother fucking extension cord and a UPS battery back up just in case.
frankvonfrauner 6 months ago
wtf best fuckin song eva
tweetygirlrock 6 months ago
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10 people died
MrBillyboyd4 6 months ago
313 likes perfect...(8mile) :)
tiborwolf96 7 months ago 4
@tiborwolf96 everybody in the 313 ;)
TehMadzehh 6 months ago
8 people got killed by eminem thumps up if you agree!
MX7XMXD 7 months ago 4
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ur a fag marshal
RRV6578 7 months ago
yeeeeeeeaaaaaah
RRV6578 7 months ago
why is it the relapse cover(:?
JackassBagels 7 months ago
My-All-Time-Favorite-Rap-Song...
thecalistallion 8 months ago in playlist rap
haha love this song
gangsaswagg121 8 months ago
you must be twelve types of stupid 2 dislike honesty
Teddyznewjam 8 months ago 16
@Teddyznewjam He's really stupid. 12 types...theres not enough ldislikes, compared to his stupidity lolol
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Dreadnought942 4 months ago
Your a fail! This song isn't on relapse its on the Marshal Mathers LP DUH!
esplither 8 months ago
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esplither 8 months ago
You dont want to fuck with Shady Fans because Shady will fuckin Kill you
matrixtfs 8 months ago 3
8 people got killed by eminem XD LOL?
KCtroyski 9 months ago 4
8 people didnt get that shady will kill them !!
STAMINAS1 9 months ago
Pssht. 8 dislikes. What does that show?
Amyrox123098 9 months ago
there is no OLD eminem or NEW eminem theres just him shady and marshall this is shady when he was on drugs marshalls hailies song and eminem is clean recovery -_-
xxtectroxx 9 months ago
I think we all think this at some point. a knife a gun or just your fist your choice
KyleMcVay14 9 months ago
hahah when i was little wen my brother said i need the new eminem album i used 2 think he was talking bout the candy m and m's:)
doublea5796 9 months ago
Hahaa Eminem Spits
i mean i thought he could before but this is the 1st time i heard this song an it makes me think hes better then i originally thought.. like for real
187SAVMADE 9 months ago
Guys, people mature.
MinGophers 9 months ago
@NXTgenASSAIN
Are you taking about when he was apart of the illuminatiI?
Hokmrbones 10 months ago
01:45 remember what you said by the pale moon-lite?
No? Lemme refresh your Alzheimer's.
thecalistallion 10 months ago
eminem needs to go back to cocaine heroin and painkillers ... he was better as a trailer park white trash low life rapper........... am i wrong ???
IMIL7 10 months ago
@postapocalyptia Shut the hell up!!!
Y does everyone always say that they miss slim shady or the old eminem
Dont get me wrong i love ALL his songs including this one but this was when he was "high"
Now he is trying to go sober and stop using drugs for his daughter's sake
If you want THE GREATEST RAPPER to DIE then fine
screw you and all the other 132 people who agree with you
If you were a real eminem fan then you would love his music with drugs or without
Acawsomnessca1 10 months ago
@Acawsomnessca1 old eminem was somewhat good...new em sucks fuck him he sold out nothin to do wit drugs how u go from dissin pop stars to collabin wit them...face it eminem sucks now and hes overrated nowhere near being the greatest rapper...dickrider..
Caveman1006 10 months ago
@Acawsomnessca1 postapocalyptia has a poinT!!!!and i miss the old eminem
doublea5796 9 months ago
every 1 who diss on eminem will die a horrable painfull death by gay clowns? >=3
in or around the butthole
Mr420sparky69 10 months ago
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Mythinkingbox 10 months ago
7 people fucked with eminem.
ImOnly17irl 10 months ago
this song was from the slim shady lp dumbass
Dagorgeousgreeneyes 10 months ago
@Dagorgeousgreeneyes werd, how you gona put a relapse cover on a slim lp song lol dumb-asses
Mr420sparky69 10 months ago
@Mr420sparky69 just like the other DUMBASS its from THE MARSHALL MATHERS LP ...... DUMBASSSS
RGLoc1188 10 months ago
@RGLoc1188 thank you
hollmonster 9 months ago
@Dagorgeousgreeneyes Hey DUMBASS its funny how ignorant ppl talk shit sure this isn't from relapse .. BUT its from the MARSHALL MATHERS LP DUMBASSSSS
RGLoc1188 10 months ago
eminem :( please come back to your old self we miss you . -the whole world .
amelia322 10 months ago
@amelia322 he was a devil worshiper before he almost died and he came back and made the song im not afraid to show tht he waz no longer in da darkness
NXTgenASASSAIN 10 months ago
obviously gay
TheRekindler1337 11 months ago
@TheRekindler1337
you're totally talking about yourself.
Dest17xdd 11 months ago
@Dest17xdd lol its true
zeek245 10 months ago
Great Quality!!
nickateen08 11 months ago
i hear this song and the only thing that comes to my mind is my teacher
vriin vriiin vriin
DeLaFlOuW 11 months ago
@postapocalyptia too much drugs. =/
ballinx30 11 months ago
isn't it ok i got the machete from oj im ready to makeeberyones throat ache
iniguezawsome 11 months ago
isn't it ok i got the machete from oj im ready to makeeberyones troat ake
iniguezawsome 11 months ago
7 people got killed by slim
theniggerslayer666 11 months ago
@postapocalyptia he was high when he wrote this do want him to die or make duets with rihanna!!!!
masen136 11 months ago
Rappers never have it rough...what the hell are you talking about? Most of them lie about their hard lives
cruelfishy 1 year ago
@postapocalyptia People Grow Up.
ComboNational 1 year ago
Old Em is Old Em. New Em is New Em. The difference? Years of experiences and life changing events like drugs, rehab, and the death of extremely close friends. Don't like his new music? Don't listen to it. But stop all the bitching and moaning about how he's changed.
IJestI 1 year ago
dis song is not in relapse
iloveketchup20 1 year ago
@ Dark...New Eminem is fake as hell... he looks like he's disinterested at being the pop rapper the new generation of girls like... if it wasn't for his daughter...the dude would go back to Shady...the new guy is Eminem, his old persona was Slim Shady...learn the difference...Eminem gives you your vitamin C...Slim would tell you to fuck off...
cruelfishy 1 year ago
@cruelfishy Fucking idiot you fuck off. He was 2 hours away from dieing you selfish faggot.
ComboNational 1 year ago
@ComboNational Dude stop acting like he's your boyfriend... if that's the case well then ok ...he should move on from being Slim shady...but don't take it personally like you know him or something...that only makes you a fucking loser
cruelfishy 1 year ago
@cruelfishy Fucking faggot would you rather have him dead? Enjoy his music and dont be a selfish fucker. Idiot step in his shoes then talk.
ComboNational 1 year ago
@ComboNational Asshole stop acting like he's your fucking boyfriend... shit get off his dick... oh waa step in his shoes...their are more people who have gone through worse shit than he has
cruelfishy 1 year ago
@cruelfishy u said that twice, name 5 people please.
ComboNational 1 year ago
@ComboNational I can name a continent that has millions of people ........Africa
cruelfishy 1 year ago
@cruelfishy talkin bout rappers mr.offtopiccuzicantnameppl
ComboNational 1 year ago
I'mma' kill you like a murder weapon I'mma conceal you
JustLovie 1 year ago
@postapocalyptia That's why we're here haha
JustLovie 1 year ago
Crazy who annoying eminem ^_^
nemesiskd 1 year ago
@postapocalyptia yeah, old em was on drugs and he's off that he says now
tijnminator 1 year ago
i love enimem!!!!!! IM the slim shadday!
ajsmommy12 1 year ago
that picture is moving :O
racerollebol 1 year ago 2
@postapocalyptia its in his contract....he HAS to do it...and if anyone knows anything bout anything real..they'd know i dont mean his industry contract......
Desjarlais07 1 year ago
WOOO Em is so demented, but SMOOTH. I cant help but go along with every lyric
WooTheStar 1 year ago 3
SHADY WILL FAKIN KILL ALL DISLIKERz
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AndreyHHFE 1 year ago
i agree with postapocalyptia, eminem was too sick in the day, and he's white!!!
trevvaa 1 year ago 3
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paenitet7nullum 1 year ago
Why is relapse here??
alecbm184 1 year ago 42
@postapocalyptia
Blame Mariah Carey for making him so mad.
SuperSonicPunk 1 year ago 5
Ugh! Why does everyone keep comparing the old Shady with the new Shady? He's off drugs!! Get over it! He's happy now! He doesn't belong to us, so just enjoy the fact he's still around! Remember he almost died... Then what? What would we have to listen to? Thumbs up if you just want to enjoy Eminem while he's still here
DarkAnewbyss 1 year ago 7
@DarkAnewbyss We'd have youtube and 2pac, biggie smalls... his songs before he died Eazy-E... :D
Yerza1001 1 year ago
You don't....wana fuck with shaaaaady.
moeforever7 1 year ago
@postapocalyptia it's called growing the fuck up...... you should try it.
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jetsfool10002 1 year ago
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iemba8 1 year ago
I like the moment @ 04.16 when a little voice, in a spirit of inquiry, asks 'Why not?'
randomdave30 1 year ago
I don't blame Eminem because there are several people I want to kill.
randomdave30 1 year ago
Best. Chainsaw. Impression. EVER.
Vrinn, Vrinnn, VRINNN!
And yeah, WTF was Em doing singing with Rihanna?
charminglittlekitty 1 year ago
Vicadin, vrinnn Vrinnn, VRINNN
MrMlucas18 1 year ago
@MrMlucas18 wtf was that for
ChillsBong 1 year ago
@postapocalyptia
i feel ya man!!!
This is the em i grew up listening too!
osunason 1 year ago 2
@postapocalyptia Maybe cus he doesnt want to recycle old material. Dont get me wrong I miss this Eminem too but I guess its just a new approach and a new direction with his muzik.
TheOfficialE 1 year ago
why does it have relapse album art?
JesseTheGrant 1 year ago
@postapocalyptia Agreed ha, Dont know if you heard the new song "i need a doctor" dre and eminem.. and dre's picked up eminems new flow too.
Missin the old school for sure.
chriscompton26 1 year ago
Vrrrin Vrrin!
drift4life11 1 year ago
@postapocalyptia the first time i herd it on the radio i had to go look it up just to be sure it was Em
ForeverALoner333 1 year ago
who is this eminem character?
randomdave30 1 year ago
@randomdave30 Slim shady
homedogsham23 1 year ago
this song rocks cant stop laughing....:)
stonecoldshahin 1 year ago
I sing this in my head when my boss talks to me :/
enisunlighter 1 year ago
@Cant156 But still. His new songs are low in compared to his old ones
sumanthmw20 1 year ago
this is the kind of emenem i miss when he was total psycho!!!!
bigbane500 1 year ago
@postapocalyptia his new shits good too, its just different
Cant156 1 year ago
lol ya ladies its ok he just talked about all these things and now he says he is messin with u u can feel safe again lol
mekhiaaron 1 year ago
@postapocalyptia true, em killed anyone who dissed him with rap, he needs to go back to his old shit and stop the duet stuff
markwoodland1 1 year ago
@vadimpje hmm maybe he'll lose the real hiphop fans, but he wins many fans more with this mainstream commercial ass rap music he makes now, and eminem knows this very well. But he's already lost me.
f0cusz 1 year ago
@postapocalyptia yes, it´s pathetic :(
f0cusz 1 year ago
@postapocalyptia
hes still the fuckin best around man if not better than be4
MrBasshunterrr 1 year ago
i luv da anger in eminem, he is really good a legend if you ask me. I Love this song too but i can't name a fav song outta eminem! they're all good! besides the ones that he is makeing now, they are,, alright i guess.. i also listened to a clean version of this and almost every word was blanked out hahaha
H3RNAND3Z4822 1 year ago
i luv da anger in eminem, he is really good a legend if you ask me. I Love this song too but i can't name a fav song outta eminem! they're all good! besides the ones that he is makeing now, they are,, alright i guess..
H3RNAND3Z4822 1 year ago
@postapocalyptia
You know, honestly i think he's going as commercial as possible,
to make a shitload of extra money.
Then he quits.
He probably do some track's and vid's after that,
but if you take a close look at it, it's a very good possibility he leaves the big industry in 5 years.
swedoj2 1 year ago
i mean yeah his new stuff isnt nearly as good but atleast hes of drugs like i got addicted xanax its hard fucks with ur life i failed ninth grade cause of it
Trydent5 1 year ago
ROFL!!!!
7thAngel777 1 year ago
i miss this type of eminem
tomwhotomme 1 year ago 2
@postapocalyptia three words: THE FUCKING MAINSTREAM.
NitsuaNaed 1 year ago 2
@NitsuaNaed heheh +1
f0cusz 1 year ago
@postapocalyptia well he needs the fame since he stopped rapping bout drugs and violence the higher ups of hollywood are taking him out of the spotlight so he collaberated with rihanna for more fame
masterOFpeoplez 1 year ago
i love this fuccin song cuzz 3 real. they call me shady loc this is my theme song
shiashia03 1 year ago
@postapocalyptia fucking love you, thats ezactly how i feel but no one else seems to understand my agony
xXTOMBESTONEXx 1 year ago 3
retarded kids cant spell!!!! >:)
iTapThatHard 1 year ago
this is the best rap i heard in a while.
MaTaNhy 1 year ago
R.I.P shady 1973-2002
cdh9512 1 year ago
@cdh9512 uuummmmm......he's not dead he just released a new album......unless u mean someone else
xundirish5 1 year ago
@xundirish5
he is talking about his new songs , he meant that until 2002 he was a true and good rapper but now with all that rihana shit and stupid rehab songs he isnt what he used to be.
MaTaNhy 1 year ago
@xundirish5 slim shady died when he got sober all thats on his new album is eminem
cdh9512 1 year ago
this isent from relapse, but i still appericate you putting the audio on youtube for us to listen to for free! :D
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dont fuck with me!!!
strongpickle1 1 year ago
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dont fuck with me!!
strongpickle1 1 year ago
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dont fuck with me!!!
strongpickle1 1 year ago
cause shady will kill you!
mizzbabieballer 1 year ago
its not the best of eminem but its still good
tense9441 1 year ago
TWEECE!!!!!!!! lol
boondocksharrypotter 1 year ago
U DONT.. FUCK WITH SHADY!
grecodsk 1 year ago
eminem life legend
MsGhettoheide 1 year ago
this reminds me of my mum to :(
1DracoMalfoy 1 year ago
@1DracoMalfoy sucks british boy
Foxnaruto30 1 year ago