4 minute cucumber

[TheZizidur]

tous a poil

[arago999]

do you know you are doing a handjob to a cucumber?

[cutiboy27]

oh cute n hot... i lov iy...

[NarutoTheKitty]

Put it in your mouth, vegetables are good for you.

[tarokid66]

It would be funny if it was a guy

[TehNewSoars]

@tarokid66 Those hands in the video? That is NOT a guy. Maybe the person holding the camera, but the hands are of a female, im 99.99% positive. I need not explain the reasoning, because its a very technical subject, and I watch this to relax myself. All I will say is there's a scientific proportion of human males and females finger lengths that determines its sex. As long as you accept those are the hands of a human, I can assure you they are those of a female.

[SpidermansBruder]

@tarokid66  its a guy

[zk55509]

delicious tasty enjoyable view mmmmmm what about your beautiful feet

[SexyPRINCESSno1]

i can do this to your cock :) who want some????

[stiehlreddog]

OH!she is a vegiterian!!Wheres My salad? "It`s cumming right up" My old ladys jerken of your cucumber first!!! It will be out in 4 minutes.

[teamproto25]

its funny cuz she lubed it

[alijacar]

WOW DO THAT TO ME INSTEAD OF A VRG RETATRD WHAT A WASTE

[darktreason]

Cucumber: I'm gonna spit my seeds on you now!!!

That's some Ish lol! She's in the garden getting down and dirty. You woulda thought down and dirty meant in the dirt, but this is some ish! She can rub my plantain any day!

[zaydennis]

@darktreason o wow

[raulmp72]

I dont know what i"m doing wrong, mine squirted stuff all over my hands only after two minutes...??

[drums4life555]

"honey, what are you doing with that cucumber in the bathroom?"

[keythg]

i like the idea of her getting her practice in. she should call me later for the final test.

[willardwonker]

EASY ON THAT CUCUMBER, GUY!

[AwShitWTF]

Talk about being "hands-on" with healthy foods. If that thing turns into a pickle I'm gonna f-ing to loose it, LITERALLY! LOL.

-AwShitWTF-

[funnystarchild]

Stop molesting my lunch!!

[cazareprimidoz]

Este video deberian ponerlo en las escuelas, a ver si aprenden

[babygrrl3]

you r one fucked up chick

[siglap1933]

You can practice mine

[ophelianymph]

I think the cucumber may of enjoyed that more if it was still fully alive, that is like wanking someone who died an hour ago

[z3lka]

Awww come on! No climax?!

[euronorb]

wish I was the cucumber lol....lucky veggie

[zamarack]

tht a coo cucumby

[Shengy89]

One question. You gonna eat that?

[adorian1979]

uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu­

[JohnoTHEinbred]

Who lubes up a cucumber and stokes it for 4 minutes? Make yourself useful and start stroking my penis.

[strawberrypanic11]

wats dis video about

[m1chaelK]

A bit disappointed it didn't cum

[cacol11]

oh my holly shit shes so fucking alone.....

[joke4908]

I feel so dirty...

[helper204]

i am going to kill myself laughing if this turns out to be a guy :P

[itsjusttherealtruth]

@helper204

That is a guy, his name is BRENDANthecat as well -.- The bridge is THATAWAY -->

[guildwars443]

Bet she used it afterwards.

[rogeraltmeyer]

I was watching this video thinking it would be funny, um, "honey wheres the lotion?"

OMG I never thought watching a damn veggie being stroked could turn me on. I am going in hiding....

[ToxicEyes2202]

Damn you cut it right before it came.

[ShqipHead]

wth --..--

[lxbrownnproudxl]

That uhh.. Looks like guy hands..

[MrLS916]

@lxbrownnproudxl lmfao what kind of guys hands are you used to seeing around that looks like that? those are definitely female, and from the looks of it, they're some very horny hands.

[lxbrownnproudxl]

@MrLS916 I might be wrong but I have a hand/foot fetish an can usually spot things like that. Personally I hope they arnt man hands because this made me kind of horney XD

[LamepantsAQW]

Thats not a cucumber, its a martian....

[gabbygibby98]

I thought they where purple not green. xD

[dead116crossfire]

lollllll wtf

[625Nikia]

Does she realize that is not a real dick omg she really needs to be fucked

[Random90sKid]

Isn't that a guy?

[supercricketman]

that's one way to get the seeds out

[FULLmeltHASH]

that fuckin cucumber is about to shoot......... did the cucumber take you to dinner afterwords...?,. that mutha fucker owes you some food!

[TheCirnoFairyOfDeath]

wish that was my dick(i met the peron of thiss account in real life she is a cute 13 yr old girl while im still 14

[treynbalegend]

@TheCirnoFairyOfDeath fuck outta here

[TheCirnoFairyOfDeath]

@treynbalegend you did just realize that was my brother dipshit -.-

[jme6141994]

When I was in school they taught us how to put on a condom by putting one on a cucumber. I thought-man-are the girls going to be disappointed.

[blink182frets]

its a fag lmao

[ooo000ooo00o0o0o0o0o]

soooooooooooooo..what the fuCK Is GoIng on here??

[goofballoon]

Your hands are moving really well.

[Zutaiola]

right... could be even 3

[soppspist]

what the fuck?

[greenteen85]

"this video may not be suitable for minors" theres some hands, a yellow background and a greasy vegetable whats the problem show add this to the elementary curriculum lol

[93GGDD]

totally agree lol

[djamroz4]

christianity blarg blarg blargity blarfff...meow!!! tiger+lion=liger

[Ganxiba]

it's a guy holding it.

[joshloveschina]

That is one lucky cucumber

[powerslidemyass]

overly wet cucumbers do not make good salads. there all soggy and not crisp!!!

[MeanDevilGuy8]

So... is there a 2nd part/video where the cucumber ejaculates?

[Clankl33t]

im getting horney..

[SchokoEmo123]

OMG X'DDD

[frantzcharles]

I bet she put it into her cunt after that

[champcarkoolmild]

is she going to eat it?

[Reegan22]

sadoo

[Draculahasrisen]

it should have cum

[ribbledischrubbel]

Maybe sounds stupid, but... Beatiful hands!! *O*

[greenteen85]

not sure if im more tingly or creeped out

[greenteen85]

put the vegetable down and no one gets hurt

[GCXtremeBoomboxUnit]

@greenteen85 LOL

[sucataosp]

aaaaaaaaaaah  se foce meu catsu

[hunkyfunkster]

thats a maN

[drrfu101]

Cucumbers Rock My World!(:

[magicbrowny420]

is it weird that i paused this half way through and painted my dick green before watching the rest?

[rwailinm]

@magicbrowny420

[Mensahwatts]

@magicbrowny420 ....yeah its weird alllllright...alol I mean to get that caught up in a daydream...or nightdream and wish some unkown woman handed you off alol...imean you dont even know what she looks like...could be a trainy for all you knows....alol...

[aevong]

wtf???????

[YOUNGF0X]

all this for a salad? i just chop it to pieces, I dont think doing the massage will add flavor or texture to the salad

[mattwa93]

mmmmm sexy.....

[SoulfreshhPwns]

can u do 5 minute dick blowjobs for me

[AntiInuYasha]

Show me your technique.

[gameex1]

that cucumber is a spy!

[fooodlover88]

IT'S A TRAP!

[3rocktica]

this is an...art project?

As an artist of music and a traditional artist sense, I fail to see how things in the abstract like this qualify as art. It doesn't say anything thought provoking. It doesn't make a statement of the higher brain function. Just. Sex. No bridging the connection between higher and lower brain function.

Good luck with your project I guess.

[Pendriis]

thats it kitten rub it and get it hard LOL

[iSquishyxx]

it's pronounced brenda and the cat...

<_<

[4damage]

this shit anit right

[brookyblack]

this shit anit right

[SoulfreshhPwns]

SHES REALLY A GIRL.

[peterpecker45]

It's amazing how this video "may not be suitable for minors," but we can watch someone getting shot and that's ok. Hell, it's just a cucumber. Nice technique, though.

[EnchantedSteel]

Nice...job?

[FortBob123]

a vegatarian cant handle da meat so go to da veggies lmao

[ectoyota]

she strokes good

[Mfunn]

vegetarianz

[lenerbean88]

Oh yeah she loves to stroke xD

[ratedr739]

O yea baby,Stroke it....Can i cum over for dinner....Please can i cum....

[MmoInfo]

No.

[98navihater]

This guy has hot hands....

[SuuzieQ]

lol u really dont see the difference between men and women hands do u

[gslater88]

umm the guy jackin the cumber is named brendan. So apparently you don't.

[bonerboy9549]

Hi mommy

[maskedmosher]

very nice would be better if we could see your ptiyy face

[csoriented]

i wish it was my member!

[sameoleguy]

On a scale of 1 - 10, I give the handjob technique a strong 3, weak 4. To sketchy and awkward with your movements. I was cringing a little as if it was actually hurting me. It wouldn't hurt SERIOUSLY bad, but it would still envelop some level of discomfort. However, I probably would still be able to climax eventually.

[FortBob123]

hello professor handjobs

[teaparty111]

If I am ever invited to your house for dinner--I will definately have the salad.

[Edd731]

hehe is it wrong that I find this slightly sexual?! Your hands are nice. Did you eat it after your wanked it? lol.

[RiotingPanthers]

the sounds are nice. lol

[kasiullla18]

żal

[ribbledischrubbel]

nice job.

[femalesdrawn]

nice.

[SPACE27GO]

I would rather watch her stroking me, than seeing the cucumber having all the fun.

[3rocktica]

it a man

[Galvatron718]

that cucumber looks like me but i wouldnt have lasted as long!

[daviddaddy]

i think i m going to to jack off a cucumber now lol j/k!!!

[einsteinn777]

some ppl have so much spare time in their hands..and it's so wrongly done :S

[polkadots948]

holy shit! this is wrong in so many ways!! lol

[somegirlonthefloor]

I hate guys with long nails...

[itisafish]

you fight well with a cucumber, but how do you fare with a radish?

[8839836]

tossed salad, nice !

[BennyMike]

Frcken vegans!

[cardboredknight]

This is wrong in so many ways.

[4flushes]

well this really bad i think this kid lost his virginity to a cucumber wow i hope you have a vegietale pop pot ur ass

[maqnuz]

AAAAAA!!! ITS A MAN!

[Milf911Banger]

its a dude, looks at his other vids. dang this is grose

[Milf911Banger]

LOL ART? well are u a dude... cuz ur hands are like.. bigger then mine and your name is supposably brendan

[SardonicusRexx]

Have you ever had sex with a vegan?

Would you like to? ;-)

[11pylon]

Looks like you've tossed a salad before... nice work. Do you have an art club?

[mwillis1979]

if it wasn't green that would have been really hot! I take it you are aiming at the 'surrealist' if you call this art, i suppose you could compare it with dali's lobster telephone short, manhandling an object that everyone is familiar with, but making it something that the squeemish won't get on with. I loath telephones, maybe the cucumber represents the fake men you have been out with in the past. or maybe I am just stoned.... and rambling....

[NiveousErmine]

The best part of this video is reading the comments... LMAO!

[fallenangel3rd]

Okay what is with the heavy breathing, the lube and the squelching noises??? is someone doing her at the same time??

[o0katrina0o]

OMG! Get someone to play with. The real DICK. What your mama told you? Respect your food. I guess its time for you to go to the Doctor.

[Nyntjj]

i think someone was giving her a blowjob while she was doing that xD

[italbabi29]

i wonder if she ate the cucumber afterwards..

[kingphil1969]

video art my arse.

[Chesikah]

hahah loser!! omg first of all anyone who spends for minutes of there life rubbing a damn cucumber is in need of serious help. i think i watch a total of 15 seconds of this shit before i stopped because its so damn lame. get a life or a boyfriend please.

[swedN]

any one else hear her breathing heavly shes geting into it:P:P

[furby19]

hahahah she definetly used that for a dildo

[mybevy]

I bet she used it after lubing it up thats what this video tells me. and after trimming off all the little barbs on it so it didnt cut up her cunt or maybe she left them on there because shes freaky like that ! who knows ? lol

[Muttley196]

Thats not art, you sir are an idiot, get a fucking life...modern art can kiss my ass.

[aibek]

wha da fuck is dat suppose to mean ?

[TristenAshley]

sick, just sad and sick

[FREXICAN]

you wana try that on me?

[nrgins]

Wow! What talent!

[Fab1NatashaC]

Waste of 4 minutes and 13 seconds of my life. You owe me.

[peaps]

She clearly is in need of a boyfriend.

[Baraquiel62]

so.. you clean it up.. before use it?

[WombatTheMad]

OMG that's just WRONG. the website is interesting, too, lmao.

[bruceaurora]

this should be a training course for all young women.

[LauraCrab]

FREAKING.  HILARIOUS.

[tickettothesky]

LOL. That is all. XD

[PeterHagen]

Ok, you cleaned a cucumber 4 minutes long. dont you have a penis or whats wrong with you?

[knuclear]

I need a shower, OMG