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  • Harcix you should check out cs188

  • 3 thousand bilion rolls of paper

  • every line in this is hilarious!

  • He uses over 4 trillion rolls of paper towels in a year!

  • It's over 9000!

  • @trololomosher i dont want to sound like an idiot, but how do you enable captions?

  • @xEKxslayerman Click on the little button on the video scrubber thingy labeled CC, then transcribe Audio

  • The secret is in the XXX fiber tecnolgy XD

  • The captions on here are hilarious! "see that tight assholes really major was floor beam's the most absorption live"

  • "I'll put your dog in the Rinse Cycle!"

    I yell this at people when i fight with them

  • Wow he used alot of paper towels...

  • If you have shit head children, fucking shit up all over your house.... XDDD

  • It leaves a path of skunk urine. just the kind of thing i want in my house.

  • This is awesome. Really good work.

  • zorbees attract liquid like billy mays attract your mom!

  • So THATS why my dogs in the washer...

  • "I'LL PUT YOUR DOG IN THE RINSE CYCLE" LMFAO!!!!!

  • I'll put your dog in the rinse cycle.

  • The secret is the XXX fiber technology! Making Zorbees OVER 9000!

  • Words cannot describe how much breath i dont have from laughing so Hard

  • im fuckin panting ur hilarious

  • 1:04

    Billy mays uses over 80 thousand million papertowels every week, to help RUIN the enviroment

  • "Zorbeez attracts liquid like Billy Mays attracts your mom"

    lol

  • Who the hell flagged this?

  • This video was flagged......you SHITTIN' me!?

  • billy mays is gay...hold on someones at the do- oh shit billy mays!

  • @gamtroamer1 dont you mean either billy mays ghost or his zombie

  • FUNNY ASS VIDEO

  • if youve got shithead children fucking shit up all over your house, then youve GOTTA see thid

  • lmfao! this poop is by far the best one yet!

  • Shamwow?

    What?

  • If you got shit and children fucking shit up all over your house, then you gotta see this! Hi Assholes, Billy Mays Here with Zorbeez, the most absorbent shit i've ever used.

  • If only Billy Mays was alive we'd all have a year supply of cocaine.

  • And leaves a path of SKUNK URINE.

  • 59 people's Zorbeez are under 8,999.

  • That doesn't look like just any powder...

  • hahaha!!!! Zorbeez attracts liquid like Vince attracts hookers! priceless

  • LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

  • 59 People had their dogs put in the rince cycle.

  • mark is ytp billy mays legend! props dude,

  • Did the math-If Billy uses 80,000,000,000 rolls of paper towels every week, that's 11.5 billion every day, 476 million every hour, 7 million every minute, and 100,000 every second...

  • it has the strength and the muscle to kick your children's ass!

  • To make zorbeez over 9000... BILLY MAYS!

  • zorbeez is 27 times smelly them a real life skunk BILLY MAYS and leaves a path of skunk urine

  • are you tired of shithead children fucking shit up around your house?

  • The secret's in the X X X fiber technology.

  • Damn billy mays uses 80 billion paper towels!!!!

  • If you got shithead children fucking shit up all over your house then you gotta see this!

  • Making zorbeez OVER 9000!!!!!!

  • BILLY MAYS

  • Billy Mays uses up to 80.000 roles of paper towels every week, to help ruin the enviroment.

  • but call right now or ill put your dog in the rinse cycle! 

  • Zorbeez attracts liquid like Billy Mats attracts your MOM!

  • R.I.P. Mr Mays. Also TV Tropes keeps ruining my life.

  • I was rofl'ing in the first 5 seconds

  • ITS BILLY MAYS DAY

  • it will leave a path of skunk urin

  • 1:20 holy crap! you predicted the future!

  • Zorbeez is OVER 9000!!!

  • the secrets in the xxx(porn) fiber technology lol

  • If you've got shithead children fucking shit up all over your house, than you've gotta see this!

  • @YOg0sUn Hi, asshole!

  • lol i love how mark always makes Billy Mays treaten people to buy his products

  • the one year anniversary is coming up soon :(

    wear blue for billy day.

  • A years supply of powder

  • LOL the end

    Look at this. HAHAHA!

  • Zorbeez attracts liquid like Vince attacks hookers! Fucking hilarious!

  • @WainwrightSt He did btw

  • @sirkevin251 i know =3

  • like vince atacks hookers XD lolz

  • Making Zorbeez over 9000 - BILLY MAYS

  • XXX fibers!

  • OMG 59 ppl missed the Like button....noobs must have athrites

  • Hahaha, "Zorbeez attacks liquids like vince attacks hookers."

  • BILLY MAYS!

  • billy mays uses up to 80 thousand million rolls of paper towels every week to help ruin the environment. xD

  • DAMMIT, I CANT BELEIVE SOME hASSHOLE FLAGGED MY FAVORITE BILLY MAYS VIDEO!!1!!11!!

  • Billy Mays Zorbeez uses 80 Thousand million rolls of paper towels every week...

    How many trees have died just for this commercial then? XD

  • come here right now or ill attack your doge

  • call right now or ill put ur odg in the rinse cycle

  • "Zorbeez attracts liquid like Billy Mays attracts your mom!"

  • omg! a year supply of powder! :P

  • Billy Mays leaves a residue of skunk urine!!!

  • "It has the strength and the muscle to kick your pansy ass!"

  • zorbeez attract liquids like billy mays attracks your mom lol

  • If you've got sh**head children f***ing sh**ing all over your house.

    wow

  • Zorbeez attracts liquid, like Billy Mays attracts your mom.

    Zorbeez attracts liquid, like Vince attacks hookers.

    #1 Doesn't everyone love Billy Mays?

    #2 Yeah, Billy Mays knows he has the hooker beater beaten.

  • Zorbeez attracts liquids like Vince attacks hookers. XD

  • eightythousandmillion!

  • Call now or i will put your dog in the rinse cycle!

  • 0:25 rofl rofl rofl

  • it only cleans SHIT 0:44

  • @TheK154321 I meant 0:41

  • powder...

  • ROFL!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • in soviet russia, mom attracts billy mays

  • HI, assholes!  at that moment i died laughing!

  • call now or i puth your dog in the rincycle haha that was funny as shit

  • 0:43 Zorbeez failed xD

  • Billy Mays uses 80,000 rolls of paper towels a week to help ruin your inviroment! XD

  • my mom attracts billy mays

  • the secret's in the XXX fiber technology, making zorbeez over 9000!

  • hahaha hillarious!

  • LMAO!! 0:43

  • Zorbees attracts liquid like Vince attacks hookers

  • i wont let you resycle my dog

  • Zorbees attracts liquid like Billy Mays attracts your mom!

  • at least we don't have to think about his paper towel consumption anymore

  • LOL nice remix. must have taken a while

  • pulls and cleans the shit.

  • Zorbeez attracts liquid like Vince attacks hookers

  • i lov the end XD

  • and leaves a path of skunk urine???

  • Zorbeez attracts water like Vince attacks hookers! Not even Billy Mays will forgive ShamWow Guy

  • New youtube back again...

  • zorbees attacks liquid like vince attacks hookers

  • on adobe premiere i can make billy mays say XXX. lol im so proud of myself :P

  • Vince attacks hookers?

  • wait wait wait, did he ust say, 80 thousand million? is that even a real number????

  • @meismeplusme Belive it or not, it is, but its sorta confusing term for an other number.

  • @meismeplusme Would Billy Mays ever lie tho........

  • ZORBEEZ is actually shamwow, COPIERS!

  • Zorbies are over 9000?!?!?!?

  • Hi assholes

    Billy Mays Here!

  • ololololololool transcribe feature!

    0:01 " did you touch it and party to now"

    0:14 "...of a the most of us are ratcehtig I´ve ever you know WILLIE MAYS to have the sthrenght"

    0:43 "exit polls and isshe didn´t. Justice way"

  • LOOK AT THIs

  • hahahahha that was hilarious!

  • hi assholes! lol

  • The secret in the xxx tecnology making sorbeez over 9000!

  • 'Zorbeez attracts liquid like Billy Mays attracts your mom!'

    lol

    'Zorbeez attracts liquid like Vince attacks hookers!'

    XD

  • zorbees atracts liquid like vince atacks hookers.

  • call right now or i'll put your dog in a rinse cycle

  • Look at this!

  • and as a special bonus we'll also include a year supply at powder! LOOK AT THIS.

  • it attacks liquid like vince attacks hookers

  • Zoorbeez attracts liquid like Vince attacks hookers!

  • SCUM URINE

  • :23 - :27

  • i love the coke reference. so true

  • Like Vince attacks hookers!

  • The over 9000 part should have been the Dragon Ball version lol

  • i peed my pants

    LOL

  • zorbees attracts liquid like billy mays attracts your mom! :o

  • @justcomments619 or like vince attacks hookers!

  • SKUNK URINE!

  • zorbees attracts liquid like vince attacks hookers LOL ROLFMAO

  • LOL I Love it KEEP ON MAKIN EM

  • Zorbeez is over 9000

  • Billy Mays will fuck my dog??!!

  • Put a dog in the rinse cycle? Michael Vick approves!

  • ZORBEEZ IS OVER 9000!!!!!!!!

  • Zorbees attract liquid like Billy Mays attracts your mom

  • *lol*

  • billy mays attracts liquid like billy mays attracts ur mom

    ROFLOL

  • Billy Mays uses up to 80 thousand million rolls of paper towel every week! ROFL!!

    Billy, you're evil for wanting to ruin the environment that way! lol

  • HI ASSHOLES :D

  • Zorbeez attracts liquid like billy mays attracts your mom! lol

  • CALL OR I'LL PUT YOUR DOG IN THE RINSE CYCLE lmfao billy mays means buisness.

  • 0:53 lol!

  • Absorbs liquid like vince attacks hookers

  • Hi assholes! xD

  • Zorbeez attracts liquid like Billy Mays attracts you MOM!

  • At the beggining with captions:

    "did you touch it and party to now"

    WTF 0.o

    But love your vids xD

  • thats so sad cause when they did an autopsy on billy they said he had cocaine in his system D:

  • 9000!

  • wow once he gets to the part about skunk urine i literally cannot stop laughing

  • cal now or ill put your dog in a rinse cycle lol

  • "Billy Mays uses up to 80 thou