Spam Crackdown Threatens Koy4Goff's Penis Enlarger Industry

[isair81]

"Popupistan" rofl.



[jvkstudios]

Didn't spam come from Nigeria?

[kacplaymyst]

If spam crackdown does not stop we will make much trouble for moose and squirrel.

[theasianpearexpress]

DONT READ THIS CAUSE IT ACTUALLY WORKS YOU WILL BE KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BY THE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE.TOMORROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE.HOWEVER IF YOU DONT POST THIS TO AT LEAST THREE VIDEOS THAN U WILL DIE WITHIN TWO DAYS.NOW YOU HAVE STARTED READING THIS SO DONT STOP. THIS IS SO SCARY PUT THIS ON AT LEAST FIVE VIDEOS IN 143 MINUTES WHEN YOU ARE DONE PRESS F6 AND YOUR LOVERS NAME WILL APEAR ON THE SCREEN IN BIG LETTERS THIS IS SCARY CAUSE IT ACTUALLY WORKS

[mahbuoy]

Over important use big what want was. Number other said feet because great tell. Did years words for side does light will?

[TheJuuchan]

omg the building in the background at 0:50 is our parliament building! o.0 holy shit.

btw, we don't export spam, only gypsies. no returns.

[niceworkmicrosoft]

Every time I see this, I see something else I didn't see before! Like George Clooney!

[davkilla101]

Take a close look at the anchorwoman, she's animated

[yusiftheranger]

I'm from just south-west of Koy4Goff, Popunderia, and the situation is just as bad, USA really need to stop treating these 3 countries like shit!!!

[opiumthoughts]

bwahahaha put your monster inside her I Lold

[yellowcougar18]

I love how Affordable Paradise is misspelt.

[mortaljason]

I hope they crack down on this spam. This country is just causing agrivations for the the United States of America. And a pop-up from Popupistan gave me a virus.

[Chunkboi]

@mortaljason It's worse than that. People, this is why superpowers still have nuclear weapons. If Koy4Goff and Popupistan don't find a better industry, we may very well face a global launch...directed at these countries.

[Conway79]

"READ THIS FREE WARRRNING!"

[TheDarkstar150]

roflmao very graphic eh

[Chunkboi]

So the state department contracted Apple for the spam can project?

[McToweliee]

Just reading the title itself made me crack up for 5 minutes.

[kittenlover82]

ha ha you got spam fur reading this

no jk

i love to mess with shit!

[Peidmonte89]

LMFAO, this is fucking hilarious!

[LunaiEvieaa403]

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[tigergirlmichelle]

best one yet!

[RobotChicken1]

SS. Re: You're Profile

[Piepope]

@Neeboopsh NJ is designated as domestic trash-only.

[Hobinator17]

1:03 question = if this is in Koy4goff, why does that guy hav American currency?

[DoubleAssClown]

@Hobinator17  Are you bitching about free money?

[eatthedead11]

America really needs to stop treating Koy4Goff like a third world country. Leave it to america to treat anyone with a different life style like shit.

[benzbubblecat]

lol I love their press release

[marine5546]

George Clooney?

[Neeboopsh]

isnt there already a huge trash can there?  NJ?

[jcsf9]

koy4goff is actually this 23 year old kid who just got arrested recently in wisconsin...

[00Rattle]

isn't that guy on the left @ 1:20 on snl?

[opp31337]

@00Rattle no that is not will forte

[FuckinHateNewUtube]

"I have a webcam!!!! And want to make friends with horny singles like me~~~@! But the U.S government is telling me I cant';t?"

LMFAO

[Arvak777]

It would be awesome if there were legit spam comments on this page.

[mymusichere]

The president sounds like the count from sesame street

[TheVirtualStoa]

NILF?...news id like to fk?

[carlsaraiva]

ROFL! XD

[kellysa111]

Lol George Cloony

[TCt83067695]

@kellysa111 just realized that for the first time

[RasmuzK]

lol popupistan

[CatalinRc]

fuck you for using the romanian "house of the people", toti romanii sa va dam la muie bagamias pula in mortii vostri de americani retardati

[v12mv23]

@CatalinRc Ok,ok Casa Poporului ca si casa poporului dar mi se pare mie sau astia au si stema noastra...Stii,vulturu ala cu crucea-n cioc.

[CatalinRc]

@v12mv23 da, e stema noastra nationala futu-i in gura, si in desenele ala animat south park isi bat joc de noi intr-un episod, oamenii nostri mor in irac si afganistan pentru ei si ei isi bat joc de noi futu-i in gura de corciti

[samauripizzacats101]

you know i always wonder how anyone still gets tricked by the spam stuff but then i just need to go through any onion comment section and see thought the story was real. I find my answer

[EmoBoyVideos]

olloollolo

[kanekane28]

I would like to put my monster in that anchor woman.

[rellim21]

This guy sounds like Dracula now I know where the fucking spam is made if my computer goes down they go down so help me god

[ArhkXi]

Lol?

~

[BraDRoBBo]

This is pretty hilarious to watch. Good stuff.

[donsargent]

you no make ring ring go away!!!!

[DerOrk]

totally awesome, btw you can download this film for FREE at  888moviesXcom (replace the X with a ".")

[hempartist420]

@DerOrk ok why the fuck would I want to download it for FREE at 888movies X.com when I just watched it on youtube?

[kingofcoinjock]

@hempartist420 he was joking...

[DerOrk]

@hempartist420 people like you are destroying koy4goffs Economy!

[vetteburna]

" It is every personz right to git into bed with local singles and put your monster inside her !!@@#!!! " 

[faith0420]

hahahah i'm so high hilarious

[tr0nb0y]

I could use some LIQUID CA$H...

[luckybubu]

well, at least that country isnt commie

[barbarajmay]

"Over important use big what want was. Number other said feet because great tell. Did years words side does light will? Here second long him been five. Above have three across left work me. Play thing from under."

I'm sold!

[fatrussian]

HORNY?! BUY PILLS MUCH MEN! TOMORROW VIAGRA SEVENTEEN FOR CLOSE ONLY $29.99! WOMEN ORGASM MANY!!! BE STRAIGHT CHANGE UNTIL NOW FOR FREE GIFT! MUCH MUCH MORE SEE DEEPER!

[LemmeLieHere]

I don't hear much from Popupistan since I upgraded to Internet Explorer 8. Contact me now, I'll show you how!

[MaxThunder]

"and put your monster inside her"... ... do not eat or drink while watching this... seriously...

[lilwyvern4]

Koy4Goff would be a great place to have a cult commune.

[ntheg]

"Meet local cheating wives!!!!!!!!!"

[hakkai999]

this reporter is cute :3

[marlesimms]

George Clooney!

[TheThordir]

I just love the way they used footage from Romania for this xD.

[Kurtplox]

Popupistan!! LMAO!!!!

[fallenangel165]

Seeking sex tonight? meet local cheating wives! (:

[toastednoodles]

This is so clever

[velation]

I would watch an hour of that guy reading spam email subject lines.

[Ryuinfinity]

Add me to your MSN, Mr. President, add me to your MSN!

[tommybui]

belgium flag on teh background ? O.O

[HyperDevin]

Bonus clip made my day. <3 <3

[luckynumber58]

lmao

[WMDistraction]

Dammit! I KNEW those $10,000 offers were real. I *told* them it was real. :(

[BarGerMarMeyer]

George clooney?! LOL

[gctechs]

lol at least i live in central europe, not eastern

[kkmkys]

I love how he says the usual spam titles as if he's reading a real speech haha

[fluminee]

romanian flag in background lol

[LostHisMarbles]

lol

[Tystuh]

LOL

PEOPLR DONT UNDERSTAND ITS FREAKING FAkE BECAUSE ITS SO GOOD

[orangeapples]

liquid ca$h? where do I sign up?

[radubla]

I have to disagree with you!

If you look at the map, it's somewhere in Ukraine/Russia, waaay East of the Black Sea. Although... That IS the Palace of Parliament, but nobody knows that. Anyway, ONN is funny as hell. Well made as well, first 4 I saw, thought they were for real. Congratiulations!

[LifeIsGood63]

You live in Koy4Goff?

[Aotommo]

That's weird, I thought they were making fun of spam.

[Mossgate97]

what are you offended by?

[GRAHAM1GEE]

Popupistan lmao

[justsomefellow2]

The Onion has some pretty good videos. This video isnt one of them.

[michelarjuna]

jij vuile rat

[Manofaction0]

I lol'd at 1:38

[1blackaura]

why are russians always the bad guys??

[broadcastpolice]

Well first of all, being from Russia, I will say that it's the same way there, the Russians always make fun of Americans, and secondly, both countries are known to be pretty good at propaganda and humor is one of the best ways to do that... :)

[gilkwad]

lol

[NoqIk]

"Add me to your msn !!"

[larsedvartl]

I'd love to be on the President's MSN :-)

[P199628]

Who wouldn't? D;

[Trevs13]

popuppistan

[michelarjuna]

ROFL

[reverendmaynard5446]

ADD ME TO YOUR MSN MR PRESIDENT

[GamerUntouch]

SS you're profile

[erbio]

your*

[Fancysymbol]

rofl

"I started this business giving away free $10000"

[superlightningohno]

it is dangerous to watch the onion while eating.

[smashervh]

true

[BestKHparodies]

That is very true.

[brianwesley28]

Or drinking.

[DerHenker55]

Even that sir IS an understatement.

[poodledreams]

@superlightningohno and drinking! Pepsi everywhere!

[m1c000l]

@superlightningohno so true i fucked up my computer whe i laughed drinking dr pepper

[kelborn24]

spam based economy xD

[thestreetdogg]

"put ur Monster inside her" LOL.

[Teranex]

Bet USA wants Russia to occupy that nation lol.

[bonsaiboy123]

lol @ 1:48

[ThePlaylistGuy]

Hey, I've been to Koy4Goff before.

[x99exe]

i lov koy4goff. all good pr1ce ch34p v14gr4 and s/e/x/y l0cal singles

[artsyalchemistthe2nd]

This is great..imagine if there were a country like this..5 stars.

[DelaneyRoberts]

I wonder how many takes it took for the actor at the end to get through that speech without cracking up. I love me some Onion.

[obliterationX]

lol, popupistan. Rofl!

[kreblorn1983]

are they adding spam into there speecehes lol? seriously idk it kinda sounded like they did

[YourEveryDayJackAss]

"America has no right to condemn our way of life, and make RinGRinG go away!" ahhh good old Onion....making us seemed informed :D

[NatalieRat144]

"Add me to your MSN, Mr. President! ADD ME TO YOUR MSN!!!"

lmfao...

[mcvdigital]

LOL popupistan

[grindcore09]

popupistan. that's just great.

[cocoacreek]

LMFAO! A country with a number in the name! This was just hands down, the most brilliant thing I've seen... ever. The onion should make movies and have a tv show.

[TheEvilYoshiKiller]

I think they do have a movie.

[8Bit64]

they did make a movie, but it was only a made-for-tv one

[RougeJonin]

great movie i rented it at hollywood video

[breedlove94]

They did make a movie but i think it was either a direct to dvd or it was a made-for-tv movie for g4. I saw part of it, it was freaking hilarious

[lefonceur26]

Put your monster inside her

[TheTsunamibomb5]

hahaha

[pedrotime]

OMG, 1:06 i wanna meet this guy!

[Toastiest]

we should destroy them with our dragon tank!

[BoogsterSU2]

LOL!! Koy4Goff and Popupistan!! xD

Free C14L15! [Cialis] That's a funny one! Good acting, George Clooney. ;)

[elfbride]

Popupistan....is that anywhere near Trashcanistan?

[5thhorsman]

really ? I never would have known thank you captain obvious

[Periance]

Smart cookie.

[Psychochaos3]

No shit sherlock.

[ChemicalMikeUK]

thats next to new york, according to the vid. :)

[QWERTYCommander]

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Do not click my username, if you don't want a $3000 computer... FOR FREE!

Now, my Koy4Goff blood is completely drained. This video was hilarious. 5/5.

[mudko1208ja]

i would like to visit that "shop" ^^

[paerarru]

Popupistan! X) The idea of a nation of spammers is hilarious... The Onion is genius!

[ohaaron1]

Put your monster inside her LMFAO

[kingj2038]

I want to shop at the liquid cash store.

[toonadict]

... did anyone read the paper they put up? That made my brain hurt...

[mikess]

wahahahahaah "FREINDS"

[beigecamouflage]

The news announcer has the most beautiful skin. I like the energy she puts into her delivery. This is a great spoof.

[geiuy]

beautiful skin?she's disgustingly pale

[theinapropriatpebble]

Study: Teen Mortality Rate High Among Dogs.

HAHAHA! Love the ticker!

[JAMESLCLARK76]

lmao

[Alexjr1543]

Jesus Christ, there are so many people from Koy4Goff over here...

[Stormer94]

"Popupistan"...LMAO...

[sixfootoneder]

"Nation celebrating 'take your personal problems to work day' today"

The ticker is the best thing ever.