Cracking Contraptions - The Bully Proof Vest

[HomeHacker2]

You'd better get the ladder Gromit, I think I've cracked my Artex!

[DarkKamron]

oh that's gotta hurt!

[skyperlx]

a half-eaten cracker must be horrifying to Wallace, because there was no cheese on it!

[legsey1]

wallace and glove punch and stealth equals works a treat

[legendarysparda09]

I want to be an inventor like wallace

[thatsphreshish]

The company "Crackers" must make a shitload of money

[3214193372]

kjkjh

[erwinberlyn]

theres are filipino! u look trycicle

[mortl8324]

this didnt scare me.... i swear!

[OSAMAxxxxxxxxxxyz]

Lol 1:30

[Matimoo]

0:16 listen closely, Wallace is humming the theme tune :)

[waterbaby405]

Spoof of The Pink Panther. Love it!

[nuke583]

I loved these because they are so British. And as an American i find that funny.

[MyFamilyGuyLover]

you'd of thought he would have turned the light on before he sat and ate crackers :P

[kusoheadexe]

hahaha lol gromit ftw~!

[eastern0european]

hey it cant be true,in first,the rolling pin was close to gromit,second later that was on the door?

[kmyb1234]

i was terrified on the start but when i saw gromit i started laughing =))

[TheAaronShows]

I love this one! Aardman, great job!

[FantasticBob7000]

Wow... Gromit's got some expert ninja commando training at 1:06!

[thebuilderddd]

Maybe Gromit's hat fell off then came back on.

[kingofburnttoast]

0:58 NOOOOOO!!!! NOT THE CRACKER!!! HE DIED SO YOUNG (CRYING)!!!!!

[llbuono]

amazing

[catbass93]

If it weren't for bully-proof vests, Gromit would make a kick-ass burglar!

[CHRISTMASBASTARD]

Why doesn't he just buy a shotgun mind you he would probably stuff it with Wensleydale... bless

[feckingbillgates]

Cracking Contraptions were a low point for Wallace and Gromit.

[PortCharmers]

In this outfit, Gromit would fit right into "Matrix"

[TheEstonianIdiot]

What a F....HE sayd that

[sammy8482]

come on, Gromit. We know it's you

[kyawmawthu]

you people realize this is a cartoon, in which in a cartoon, anything can happen, even a non talking dog that acts like a man

[kyawmawthu]

maybe when he got punched by the fist, the hat came flying off his head then his ears came on the door

[jcuneojr]

@kyawmawthu get real his hat was stil on after he got punched

[Zergikun]

@kyawmawthu and then afterwards he wears the hat again?

[AvatarPepsiNY]

LOL! Oh, the Bully Proof Vest! I must consider this episode of Wallace & Gromit's Cracking Contraptions both scary and funny! I didn't actually see the Bully Proof Vest coming until the end! Very hilarious! And very amazing! Note: If you're scared in the dark, what would help you out is some cheese and crackers just like Wallace.

[mrdoughnut123]

thumbs up if you saw gromit outside wallaces kitchen window

[TheincredibleHULK101]

@mrdoughnut123 guess u could say that

[mrdoughnut123]

thumbs up if you saw gromit in wallaces window in the kitchen

[MarioLink106]

no cheese with crackers???!!!

[MewPassionAngel]

Gromit + Rolling Pin + Ninja Skills = AWESOME

[blf112761]

@MewPassionAngel Hands down the BEST part of this short!

[TheAllKnowingTribute]

That was awesome

[KewlD334]

yay ur frightened by a cracker that got bit thumbs up if u agree

[danyandmarc]

lol

[F1X0R121]

"I cracked me artex"

[daleharris12]

has any one noticed that gromits wepon of choice is the rolling pin?

[Korentokuulla]

@daleharris12 always is

[GORZAS]

can someone explain hove this was posted 2002

[fablecio]

@GORZAS It was released to the public in 2002 it was uploaded to youtube in 2008.

[BleachFan9891]

The funniest one.

[QuantumFart2]

You know, this seems like the only cracking contraption of Wallace's that works the way it's supposed to.

[MimikaOh]

Mandatory ad -- closed window.

[lottielexi1501]

how scary is the bit at 0:23 with gromit at the window!

[Abyss0147]

@lottielexi1501 I missed that one. Thanks :D

[dudedude270]

he rubbed his belly and he had a black eye?

[arijanian]

@dudedude270 Well, Wallace did say this was the latest test. Apparently they'd been at it for a while.

[stickman2400]

lol these are funny i always watch them on disk two of the wear rabbit :)

[IrishKid093]

Does the beginning remind anyone of Luigi's mansion?

[acebats]

ZOMG OWNED

[FamilyOfMan1975]

God Bless Peter Sallis because Wallace wouldn't be the same without him.

[bulletbanana534]

wallace is lucky because he was on the celling

[wentsurfing]

I needed to laugh today and this clip made me do so.

[ZippyRagu]

Ha, the halloween music at the beggining!

[DragonHeart956]

lol he forgot the cheese.

[clubpokemon224]

lol boxord! lol not ninjad!

[Vengi6]

Where can i buy it???

[extremelyodd374]

these clips? itunes

:)

[moschape]

Me to XD

[EfricanEve]

I LOVE the horror-part

[wintereater]

why does the hole that gromit made in the door have ears?

[SuperPokeNerd]

It's supposed to be a cartoon cliche.

[Ben78177]

very true cos he was wearing a hat

[MayDayJonas]

@wintereater I have an idea, maybe he was so scared, his ears jumped out under his hat.

[cprich22]

@wintereater coz thats what happens when a dog is thrown threw wood, its common knowladge

[xXRazorfistXx]

@wintereater

Because it isn't supposed to be realistic.

[cabdi1997]

@wintereater

it's little fake you know

[suoenallecsimsuoenal]

@wintereater Because Wallace and Gromit are awesome.

[Goatmon]

@wintereater Cause it's a gromit shaped hole, obviously! >:O

[NQQ613]

@Goatmon but he's wearing a hat which covers his ears...

[MrCredulo]

@NQQ613 dude! can you just enjoy it!!! i'd like to see you make one of those with no mistakes!

[GriffAtMoreton]

"I think I've cracked me Artex." A classic British understatement from Wallace.

[renee5545]

good question about his left eye injury... very good...interesting. ....I WILL FIND THE ANSER!! you can count on me fellow citizen. ok i think i have it now... this is what happend 1:he got hit (we already know this.) 2: when crashing through the door there were Several sounds 3: black eye.-------solution- during hit it only hit his side BUT during the other sonds he hit some thing else cause black eye AND he was rubbing his stomach so he DID hit something else to hurt himself

[ThePippyPuppyShow]

the puching gloves hits him in his left eye if u pause it u see lol his black eye forms as the glove hitxs him, as for the side injury that is where he landed. simples lol >.>

[Ibbyk28]

the glove hit him on his right eye :)

[bryceland23]

i REALLY need one of those for school.

[conner623]

Ninja Gromit!

[Fram1996]

hm... if that boxing glove hit him in the left side of his face how the heck did he get the right side injured?!

[ActionHeroeB6]

He must of hit something while on his trip.

[F21productions]

Wallace has always reminded me of my Grandad!

[lynx1360]

cracker theif!

[gaz11h]

Crackin !!!!

[missjessiesm1]

amazing stuff this

[missjessiesm1]

amazing stuff this amazing

[navsunplaya]

1:03 it's funny how he does that

[carlovader]

i think 1:26-1;38 was funny

[lucyinwonderland101]

cuteeee. I'ma gonna watch all of these.

[Myleio390]

some of the little things Wallace says I think are funnier then the acualle short

[RoboSabs]

Lol i could totally see that coming

[grou28]

What the...

[hiyasly555]

Yum, Jacob's crackers and Wenslydale cheese (yes, i no i cant spell)..... is there no better combination?

Yes there is..............

WALLACE AND GROMIT!

[pieguy1516]

Lol, look at Wallace's face at 0:52

[YewMusic]

HAHHAHAHHHAHAHAAH!

<3

[p3rs0n42]

AAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

that's so damn funny!! i love W&G

[lion922226]

That vest would not work.

Gromit did the ninja moves for at least three seconds before Wallace pushed the button. (great moves by the way) But if Gromit did want to hit Wallace, the chance would come when he was looking at the cracker.

[kirkimaximus]

so what its a good vid

[piccanninni]

lion922226 i think you need to get out a bit.

[blf112761]

These are two of the most lovable characters in the history of ever!

[adamtorbayexpress]

You get a ladder I think I bent me artex lol

[pinky7298]

I love Wallace & Gromit!!!!

[Hojy666]

amazing XD

did anyone else notice that at the beginning wallace is humming the theme tune?

[awesomelegomations]

u rock go back with dreamworks to make more movies

[NegiTheVampire]

Yes, it would, but did you notice that the hole in the door had ears, but Gromit was wearing a hat?

[yublubdoo]

wow good eye

[BOOSHBOYDOM]

good eye?

[yublubdoo]

as in, he has good eye sight and could see something which is slightly hard to see.

[MayDayJonas]

@NegiTheVampire You're trying to put logic, in a show that has penguins as criminals, rabbits that burp, and a dog that can read? ; )

[voiceofreason2008]

cracked my artex XD

the word play in these films is what makes them so funny!!!

[voiceofreason2008]

watching these whilst having had 5 beers makes them even more funny!!! XD

[SUPERMARIOSONICX]

Ha ha!!! ^_^ They make it all creepy than just, POW!!!

[YugiAddict163]

dude!

ninja gromit!

I approve! -_-

[ejarboleda]

very great claymation,,ha....what's the secret?

[brermeerkat]

computer clay.

[BOOSHBOYDOM]

its not really called claymation. its stop motion animation. and the secret is a massive studio and many workers lol.

[shoyruki]

sounds like he says what the f

[smoothskeleton]

I iz Gromit I r ninja!!! lol

[scionfan123]

LOL

[simeonp]

don't use that shirt when hugging

[Turderer]

0:50 - awsome contra-zoom!

[1fc1]

really awesome!

[MadGamer1988]

Better get a ladder Gromit, I think ive broken my artex

[jtqquayle]

can you send me the download

[webbhead92]

The cracker has a bite taken out of it but Gromit famously doesnt have a mouth.

[boobsaloobs]

erm......eh......

[DaDoc540]

He doesn't have a visible mouth, but he can still eat, as evidenced in The Wrong Trousers, when he is eating "Korn Flakes".

[BlatentlyBooshified]

And in 'Autochef' he's eating a banana. ^_^

[thebeautywithin678]

Love Gromit :)

[duel424]

ninja gromit

[robertghouston]

lol

[cerealguy500]

NINJA GROMIT!!!

cool

[Scrusby]

woah, Gromit is a NINJA

[DRockNation1]

hey guys i think their making a new movie!

[finishfloor]

AWESOME!

[thomasedge4life]

WALLACE AND GROMIT!

I SALUTE YOU!

[dude254studios]

@thomasedge4life me too

[bongo56784]

lmao at ninja Gromit .

:)

[mcfarvo]

claymation is baller

[only257]

hiliarously cute and clever

[mbegghead]

gromit got a black eye but he got his own back when wallace sprung into the ceiling

[holyspectral]

Bears huge resemblance to the goonies movie, but then again, there's a lot of old cartoons and whatnot with this kind of contraption. All in all, it's good.

[PartyPizzaVids]

i was scared at the beginning!

haha

[nerdsticks10179]

lol quote from stewie griffin

[thedoctorand]

this is just grand, lad

[dededomdom]

hehe

[agnel13]

Vomit and gaggel??

[xtremlyrandomgirl]

animal cruelty and animal labour!!!

[rattegg111]

fantastic!

[turnerbattosai]

Ninja Grommit!

Also, I want that vest.

[Hotraider]

and what will happen if you trip and fall?

[sirofcydonia]

1:29 gives you the answer

[Hotraider]

I know i was replying to turnerbattosai comment he was saying "Also I want that vest" not a good idea

[QQBear11]

i love it.. more series on this pls :)

[stewiegriffin1963]

This was the first Cracking Contraptions I saw! What where they originally broadcast on, Noel's House Party?

[Gamer8mymemorycard]

Has Wallace ever considered going on Dragon's den with one of his inventions

[metalWeirdo77]

lmao

i love this

wallace and gromit are pure genius

[Fairfieldfencer]

Animal testing? Wallace should be ashamed of himself. LOL!

[Punki80]

I didn´t believe it when I found out Peter Sallis (voice of Wallace) is already 87! Great voice, great actor! And if nothing goes wrong, I´m going to see him live next year :-))

[jimbobjun]

Very True...

[conawillvlog]

fancy seeing you here louie

[EireGoon]

Hehe typical Walllace :)

[LyndonLS]

Gromit's cool