Way back in 1894, a little girl named Madeline Crothe was skipping through the woods when a mysterious man in black snatched her. He brought her to his house, tourtered her, and starved her to death. Send this to 6 videos in the next 30 min. and you will be safe, but if you don't... at approximately 1: 34 tonight you will wake up to see an aneorexic child holding a bloodied up knife and she will kill you" less sorry this scares me
You're so pretty! huhuhuhuhu... That's me breathing heavily onto my computer screen. Your cat shoud meet my friend, Tina. She's an S.S.S. (Super Sexy Slut) She works the corners too. She rents out a dollar per night.
Whoa, that's funny, because my cat works on the corner too, but she has only received commendations from the governments of small island nations like Barbados and Mauritius.
I wouldn't say that. We were a little tipsy and it was 5 in the morning. It has nothing to do with Alaskans, it's just that I honestly thought that was one of Derek's best vids, and my friends up here thought it was hysterical.
So let me see if I have this right...you're a multiple murderer with a street-walking cat named Teddy? But you DON'T already have your own TV reality show?!?
lol I also have sexy box I have condoms, playboy videos & magazines, halo 3, axe cans, mints, a dildo, a blow up doll, socks, the box set of house, a photo of my ex girlfriend, my little black book of phone numbers and last but not least a half full jar of my sperm that I been collecting for a year that is what is in my box
Aha urr freakin SEXII and AWSOME
CrazySongLover 6 months ago
ok this guy is obviously gay but hes hot and funny and sweet so who cares
iNeedBeat 9 months ago
skip it all to 1:06 hahhahhahahahah :D
dottidee427 9 months ago
lol more proof that i'm not straight
hotpotato44 1 year ago
@hotpotato44 :\
starrockertaytay 7 months ago
Damn I thought it was better without the gay comments
BlakeBarable 1 year ago
UFDHBFUHBHURF GAYUS??
nikirocksanimalshoes 1 year ago
@ 0:22 - 0:24 my fav partz
TheJgntv 1 year ago
oooo shit shot by an iphone
TheJgntv 1 year ago
lmfao, i was eating a roll when you said 'the goverment citation my cat made at the corner" and i choked on it. lmao
themaskedolive 1 year ago
derek, youre so cute :D
jdstoner1 1 year ago
yeah chilean wife valerie!!!
vallygirl7891 1 year ago
You're not straight?
Presurved 1 year ago
Who the fuck is Teddy? Though, of course, I'm totally new to the entity known as dmurawski...
gustjorodedheo 2 years ago
haha i like this
box992 2 years ago
OMG you are so funny
cordellgear 2 years ago
my sister goes to your school
henkels2 2 years ago
nice size.lolz
witchychicXx 2 years ago
thats funny
wicanman 2 years ago
wow.dood are you really gay?
ProductionsGeorge 2 years ago 11
r u straight or gay???????????
hummer14455 2 years ago 10
FAVVORITE PART = 00:53! haha
BEARit93 2 years ago
hi just seen your video's . Why did you cut your hair????
stoerwatje 2 years ago
This has been flagged as spam show
You're a fucking stupid fag that slurps cum with straws.
destroyxeverything 2 years ago
This has been flagged as spam show
1.Put your hand on your chest.
2.Say who you love 4 times outloud.
3.Put your finger on your nose.
4.Say his age 4 times.
5.Copy and Paste this to 4 other videos.
6.Tomorrow he will ask you out,say he loves you,or kiss you on the cheek
ThomasBa2 2 years ago
Ha! Bakai
hatey319 2 years ago
ha i love yu'rvidoes'! haaaaaaaaaaaaaa
imtaken4good 2 years ago
This has been flagged as spam show
Way back in 1894, a little girl named Madeline Crothe was skipping through the woods when a mysterious man in black snatched her. He brought her to his house, tourtered her, and starved her to death. Send this to 6 videos in the next 30 min. and you will be safe, but if you don't... at approximately 1: 34 tonight you will wake up to see an aneorexic child holding a bloodied up knife and she will kill you" less sorry this scares me
tylorlauer1 2 years ago
This has been flagged as spam show
post this after you read it
something good will happen at 2:25 tomorrow
get ready for the biggest shock in your life.
whoever breaks this chain will be cursed w/ relationship problems 4-10 year
if you post this on 5 vids in 15 mins, your safe
LittleMissGiggle101 2 years ago
:55
i loled.
derek, make more videos.
itsdimikbye 2 years ago
your chilean wife Valerie?
I am Chilean =P
phaedin 2 years ago
Owned
MrStabby0 2 years ago
that wasnt funny. . .
wmbg4ever 2 years ago
your fucked dude hahaha that was awsome
devilwizaru 2 years ago
This has been flagged as spam show
I dare you to go to prank call the nearest target, and ask them for their brands of condoms, and which one they would prefer/enjoy the most xDD
freaku98 2 years ago
Very clever!
bigcuy41 2 years ago
This comment has received too many negative votes show
Haha, what a fucking retarded douchebag
redpaul79 2 years ago
hahah, holy shit, the cat prostitute is hilarious.
derekj1421 2 years ago
MY GHETTO ASS I-PHONE!!!!! LOL
YTdominicana 2 years ago 2
"yo. who you callin ghetto" BANG BANG BANG
HAHAHA :) :)
Zonkerrrs 2 years ago
'not tht kind of box u sickos'
lmfao
xD
greekbabi941 2 years ago 2
OMGOMGOMG hahahhaahahhahaa
ShaneDawsonTV 2 years ago 2
hahahahaha
GraphyteTV 2 years ago
I want those effin The simple life DVD'S, OMG!!! i've been looking for them everywhere!!!
vishalz0 2 years ago
somone please step on that chip ¬¬
comepost 2 years ago
That poor cat. lol =]
AppleDipxo 2 years ago
I so found a tube of white-out like that in my friends desk and it soo made me think of this... LOL
ObiwonCnolby 2 years ago
GOOD COMERCIAL
zamariah1 2 years ago
I love mister... Why would nobody ever love him?
Speechlete08 2 years ago
Hilarious LOL Love it
tennislover08 2 years ago
wow...
you are great..
where do you get those crazy ideas?
LOL
keep it up!
jocadorablog 2 years ago
awesome box!!! where'd u get it??? its a must have!
xoiluvpicklesxo 2 years ago
lmao teddy's pussy...wtf? you crack me up, everything you do is so retarded, but in a haha way.. not the..aww..way.
mote65 2 years ago 2
This reminded me of Liam's muffins video =)
psyravi 2 years ago
what is the Liam's muffins video ?
geoxsand 2 years ago
its that muffins video where the hold up the different kinds of muffins
search it "muffins"
bloonbam 2 years ago
thats what i was thinking too!
bloonbam 2 years ago
i have a petrol bomb in my box MUHAHAHAHAHA!!!
AnarchistSte 2 years ago
completely hilarious
Shaduadude 2 years ago
awsome
loveabldemon 2 years ago
omg, u r soooo hilarious!!! this is ah-mazing. lolz, plz check out mah videos - jennsss<333
QLGIRLPRODUCTIONS 2 years ago
hey Derek..Magic1995 put ur song in my vid..I wanted to know if it was ok with you...if not I can always delete the video
GoClubPenguin 2 years ago
You should really go into comedy, you've got a natural gift.
ubicomp 2 years ago 4
lol thanks, but this is comedy, so I'm already into it
dmurawski 2 years ago 3
your kittys are so cute!
smallcutie101 2 years ago
HAHAHAHAHA I LOVE THIS
Eurostar710 2 years ago
Awesome video.
scottklaw 2 years ago
from one comedian to another... your funny.
wcbadboy21 2 years ago
lol loveit
xoxoxnoellexoxox 2 years ago
HAHAH this video was amazing
benjamingorske 2 years ago
You're so pretty! huhuhuhuhu... That's me breathing heavily onto my computer screen. Your cat shoud meet my friend, Tina. She's an S.S.S. (Super Sexy Slut) She works the corners too. She rents out a dollar per night.
WillMcLovin2309 2 years ago
two words...
you rock....
francnico 2 years ago
Loved It!
KNw4413 2 years ago
absolute amazing...ness!! love love love loveZ it :D
('specially MY cameo ;D )
ValerieGroebner 2 years ago
AHAH! I love this video/all I have a box video. Lol.
amanduhxisxmyxname 2 years ago
hey!i work the street corners 2!
thecrackas97 2 years ago
You make me happy when my skies are grey. Haha.
SirKevinMartin 2 years ago
you are too funny !!! =]]
joey1948 2 years ago
Whoa, that's funny, because my cat works on the corner too, but she has only received commendations from the governments of small island nations like Barbados and Mauritius.
TheArtOfTheComment 2 years ago 2
Bahaha that was really funny... sooo funny... like SWF! (Subscription Worthy Funny!) its the new hot thing, almost.
Umm can I request you do a video with Derek Barry please please please cool later
KKellerG 2 years ago
Derrick Barry*
KKellerG 2 years ago
funny!
johnherweh1987 2 years ago
these are soo funny xD
redheadtem005 2 years ago
nice box, murawski ! :)
jeunesseperdue 2 years ago
lol awesome~
WithTheDmeister 2 years ago
"More proof that I'm probably not straight" - You know we all have our fingers crossed. You are a MAJOR hottie!
islebtrue 2 years ago
I think I love ur cat haha
thesexywelshlad 2 years ago
omg.. we have to destroy that chip
dev92dixon 2 years ago
Oh my god Derek, i almost died from laughing, as well as my buddies here in Alaska. Love it!
Speechlete08 2 years ago
Are Alaskans really that easily amused? O.o
JeSuisMustapha 2 years ago
I wouldn't say that. We were a little tipsy and it was 5 in the morning. It has nothing to do with Alaskans, it's just that I honestly thought that was one of Derek's best vids, and my friends up here thought it was hysterical.
Speechlete08 2 years ago
you're sharp!
doktorfuture 2 years ago
LOL :D
RoyOdenAldridge09 2 years ago
HAHA I saw Teddy's too... you both are hilarious!! and you're so damn adorable!! LOL :-D
ObiwonCnolby 2 years ago
YAAAAYY!! I'm loving the box videos. I did one too for Tyler. Teddy's KILLED me.
Yay 5 stars!!
--Danai Alexandar
danaijalexandar 2 years ago
u r the best! love the video Please keep them coming ! love u .......Lexus
lexusfann 2 years ago
"More proof I'm probably not straight" LOL.
Didn't need those to figure that out :)
Luv ya skank <3
apostolicguy89 2 years ago
LOL
hiilarious. the dvd's gave you away! LOL
sneakerjockCA 2 years ago
I Speahk 0f Teh Roflez!1
Valbuenium 2 years ago
haha good one dude
dvp8196 2 years ago
Very Clever!
bigcuy41 2 years ago
Derek you are God.
JeSuisBlancie 2 years ago
Awesome!
Stephen5000 2 years ago
go to :20 and then wait 3 seconds then go to :14 fast and youll laugh
luisgravitation 2 years ago
yay! a box!
glitzylizzy 2 years ago
you are hilarious. You never fail to make me laugh! hahaha! <3
dessovonnie 2 years ago
more proof your not straight, lolzz
AndrewOMG 2 years ago
lmao XD
AnYthINgBuT0rdInarYy 2 years ago
hahahah
DreamIDo 2 years ago
hahhahah
kelseeyy4 2 years ago
Hey was like teddy's box... no not that box.... but smaller and Brit was no where to be seen... well not on the box cover anyway
WERTY317 2 years ago
eww you said teddy's pussae stank
WERTY317 2 years ago
What was the newspaper about?
Cruton14 2 years ago
This is hilarious!!! What were you spraying at the end? LMAO!
ericos 2 years ago
LOL!!! xD The Cat's A Whore?? xP
ladylovespie 2 years ago
Hahahahaha you're funny. =]
CityUndead 2 years ago
So let me see if I have this right...you're a multiple murderer with a street-walking cat named Teddy? But you DON'T already have your own TV reality show?!?
van11111 2 years ago
So hilarious! I am so going to do this!
iWatchScott 2 years ago
Hey dude..u keep mentioning Chilean..are u from there or something...or did u go there ?
ufck1 2 years ago
nope. one of my best friends' mom is from there
dmurawski 2 years ago
oh ok...my parents are from there...thats why I asked hehe
ufck1 2 years ago
Hey hi what bye,(nooooo Jimmy,don't go into the light!!!
AlecandMichael36 2 years ago
nice
BrittanyDrieci 2 years ago
love's it
psycho
Teddymmm 2 years ago
How did you know what kind of box I was thinking of?
unclesaboin 2 years ago
that was funny oh abd i lve your if you seek amy video
jbnumbaonefan 2 years ago
You look really tired! you have bags under your eyes! But i still love you and your videos. Extremely funny. Wait just your videos. LOL KIDDING!
flexybabe69 2 years ago
you forgot....i'm in that box
CandiiBabii54 2 years ago
haha this is really funny
WhoaSara24 2 years ago
it's like 51 things i found in my room except in a box
hellohola 2 years ago
loves you slowly coming out of the closet =]
<3
r0sewhip137 2 years ago 5
all the clues are there
dmurawski 2 years ago
Really Derek (to the both of you)
He tumbled out head first... il y a longtemps. :P
JeSuisMustapha 2 years ago
that was such a sexy box haha
faved
ZacharyZips 2 years ago
lol I also have sexy box I have condoms, playboy videos & magazines, halo 3, axe cans, mints, a dildo, a blow up doll, socks, the box set of house, a photo of my ex girlfriend, my little black book of phone numbers and last but not least a half full jar of my sperm that I been collecting for a year that is what is in my box
ShadowsFilmsStudios 2 years ago
lol! i love it
cooleo505 2 years ago
ha ha nice i love that!
Soljabunny47 2 years ago
lmfao ..... sorry about the size of the condom .... ciao :~)
p.s. be sure to keep your box fresh and clean ...lol
drby3 2 years ago
The HD option will be available soon. It takes 10-20 minutes to load!
dmurawski 2 years ago
lol
gold
InternetFix 2 years ago
Woo! 4th comment!! ilyyy!! Dont ever changee. :]
ParodyandRandom 2 years ago
My box is empty. :(
ThatFreakinRandy 2 years ago
hates it
dmurawski 2 years ago
awe i love it!!!!!
babigurlml 2 years ago
LOVE IT!
theoriginaltyler 2 years ago
Haha! Ghetto iPhone.
Cool newspaper article.
pitousa13 2 years ago
FIRST :)
you're crazzy :
shonmon99 2 years ago
i love u
Mushy2000 2 years ago