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  • Cool slime trapper!

  • Created a world which was the worst EVER! No Trees and nothing but sand, gravel and stone and NO animals i was like WTF! Nothing but ocean as far as the eye can see...

  • You meant her

  • muhahahah thats what you get for asking notch for enderman!

  • i have never seen a slime in minecraft :-(

  • Weird...

  • These damn things are annoying in creative in a flat world dammit! Why? There are millions of them!

  • @jagfan101

    Because your so close to the end of the world. (to the Bedrock)

  • Sounds just like a flatgrass level.

  • your so cruel

  • That sound like...

  • Roses are red

    Violets are blue

    This is a slime

    He's coming for you

    (O_0)

  • FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP oh look a slime video

  • Lol

  • haha ohhh this is good shit right here

  • NOOOOO

  • Noooooooooo My babies I want you back. I might eat you when I get you back but I will have got you back

  • FLAGGING FOR CHILD ABUSE

  • @LegoJKL your an idiot.

  • @Beefnoodles4 It was a joke. XD Can't you take ONE joke? God.

  • @LegoJKL Yeah I can take one. That wasn't funny. I could just say Flagging you for being a dumbass

  • @Beefnoodles4 It's ironic because you call him an idiot, yet it's "you're" not "your". Good job, idiot.

  • @imbestestdp grammar nazi.

  • igi 1 sounds? HAHHA, best game ever :d

  • MUTE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!!

  • You must whit fire all killn

  • 0:33 That's the big slime's wife.

  • @Swiftphantom

    Seriously? Flag a video that's not real?

  • put there a tnt! lol

  • dat sound effect

  • Lyrics:

    Fap Fap Fap Fap Fap Fap Fap Fap Fap Fap Fap Fap (x9001)

  • how do u breed it?

  • so cute

  • i never find slimes...

  • ive seen one and i killed it ;(

  • Foster care in a nutshell..

  • the slimes make a nice beat at 0:00

  • its called a slinme

  • I havent found anything, not even a slime. Are in 1.0.0 slimes? Is notch at 1.0.0? Is the ender portal at 1.0.0? Is the Dragon at 1.0.0?

  • @FaNaTiCTEKKEN Yes, i have found slimes in 1.0.0. Yes, 1.0.0 has Enderportals. And yes, There is an Enderdragon when you enter the Endimension. :D

  • ive found lavas, spider jockey, mooshrooms, 2 ender portal, killed the ender dragon and have yet to find a slime

  • Flagged for child abuse.

  • I wonder what Notch had to do to get the slime sound effect...

  • @XboxScape Slap a wet sponge on a wall.

  • @XboxScape slap a dick on someones tounge....... :3

  • @XboxScape notch:fapfapfapfapfapfapfapfap­fap

    notch's dad:what r u doing son?

    notch:just testing slime fx why?

    notch's dad:uh nothing

    notch: -I LIED- -fapfapfapfapfapfap-

  • @XboxScape i think, fap fap fap :D

    

  • Thumbs up for Ziltoid The Omniscient!

  • one morelike and its 666... you know what that meeans

  •  ChildAbuse Beaowch! 8(

  • I've never found a slime before-_-

  • I once made a flat world. After a minute, slimes were EVERYWHERE.

  • the big ones chris hhhhhhaaaaaaaaannnnnnnsen slime

  • child abouse

    

  • You monster....

  • lol i like how this is 2 parts.

  • AT 0:19 there is the brother slime!! :3

  • Do you guys hear fapping... or is it just me?

  • awwwwwwwww

    

  • thats cruel

    

  • o . o... IT'S A BREEDING CENTER FOR SLIMES!!

  • What is that song playing in the background?

  • CMS V-artecacrypter

    CMS DE GAMER

  • LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

  • dude yodas lightsaber

  • looooooool

  • Slime children: help mommy

    Mother: sorry sons the brick are so hard to brack let me call daddy

    Dad: who called me omg our children are traped

  • FAPFAPFAPFAPFAPFPFPAFPPFPAFPFA­FPFAP

  • erm..... anyway nice lightsaber of likes XD

  • Fap Fap Fap.

    Dad: What are you doing son?

    You: Killing a slime. Why ask?

    Dad: Nothing son.

  • when i was watching this my mom charged in so a switched to porn... its much easier to explain...

  • Do I hear people masterbating?

  • You should be ashamed of yourself. D:<

  • thumbs up if you heard some rihm in the begining

  • Just jump into the cage, they wont hurt you. At least... They didnt hurt me.

  • the slime is like f-u gimme my kids back

  • It is like popccorn :D

  • there is another one behind it

  • My parents walked in while i was watching this O_O

  • Qu'est ce que c'est comme bestiole?

  • Good old days of Alpha 1.1.2...

  • why is it that slimes sound like a bunch of sponges with pudding fetishes fapping :c?

  • i saw a slime on my second day playing minecraft lol

  • At :32 the mommy came too :D

  • i saw a lava slime and a regarlur slime and had the game for 1 month :3

  • @Lyrix0101 normally you should see them in less then 1 day

  • this is so sad

  • I have yet to see a single fucking slime in game and I've had it for at least 5 months

  • @plsdontsue631 I saw one the other day, but it was on an adventurecraft map and it most likely wasn't randomly spawned there :'c

  • @plsdontsue631 do more caving :P

  • @C00lman555 That's all I ever do >:L

  • @plsdontsue631 like at around lvl 10 XD

  • @plsdontsue631 Just carve out an underground square that's far-reaching, you'll run into a chunk that spawns 'em. Two out of my three seeds are rotten with Slimes.

  • @plsdontsue631 I found one in a day XD

  • @plsdontsue631go to the direction of the core but not to low and do a great cave 2 blocks high and luukly the will spwan there

  • @plsdontsue631 i found 1

  • @plsdontsue631 im finally playing the latest version and i saw them for a good 10 seconds in a mine shaft.. then they jumped into lava.. 0.o

  • @plsdontsue631 same

  • @plsdontsue631 same here !!!!

  • @plsdontsue631 underground they spawn in flat open areas, they prefer abondon mines and 2 x 2  underground man made caves

  • @plsdontsue631 Found my first slime. Took about a year. GL. It'll come when you're not looking for it (that's what she said).

  • @plsdontsue631 Ive had it for 2 weeks. found one.

  • @plsdontsue631 google slime farming, theres a program that makes it really easy for you to find the correct spot to find them at.

  • kill them all and watch the blood & gore!- er i mean slime and slime!

  • The music was unnecessary

  • what freakin' awesome song

  • Thumbs up if u notice theres another slime in the background

  • Close your eyes and you get a image of guys fapping to metal rock

  • @deadoralive750 omg, so original

    

  • at end mom:I hate you let me go so i can kick your ass

  • omg :-o

    

  • Oh come on let go those slimys thei just want there mama's milk

  • (Insert Jerry Sandusky joke here)

  • WUT? What is that? I never seen it before :O

  • Kinda wrong: Mr. fwapfwapfwap has released his children.

  • the big one is the father but at 0:30 MOTHER INCOMING!!

  • Nice Song.

  • Fapping Sounds

  • ну ты и троооль!

  • Slimes look like creepers without heads.

  • @hinatahyugashy1 You mean Slimes are like creepers without body?

  • @supersushi269 Yeah! Thats what i meant.

  • tip on finding slimes remeber always keep dificulty on easy or higher then look in those empty biomes in the mines sorda like a skinny dome theres ur tip and good luck finding slimes PS. i found 5 right next to 6 diamond LMFAO

  • fuh-lap! fuh-lap!

    

  • flap...flap...flap..flap...fla­p...flap...

  • Cute lil' fappies :3

  • @uonlyhave1life oh how i love sputing out all of the information about minecraft that i leanred from the wiki in my spare time! it makes me feeel like a minecraft expert!

  • the big one sound like someone fapping with oil on his manly stick

  • close ur eyes and imagine...

  • @xFoGxFraction You have a dirty mind sir.

  • how does notch make that sound for minecraft

  • @uonlyhave1life they're just really rare and the yonly spawn deep down, but if you want to farm them make a big rooma t bedrock level fully lit (to prevent non slimes taking up the spawning because slimes spawn in any light) and then make sure to hit them with the right tool because any over kill means tehy don't split into the smaller versions. use a fist or iron shovel, there are oteher but i can't remember so go to the wiki to find out more.

  • Now pour down ze lava

  • sounds like fapping ...

  • i can't seem to find any slimes-.- how can i find them?

  • These ain't slime noises, this is Herobrine jacking off!

  • Put a trapdoor above the pit. So when you wanna kill someone, open up the trapdoor and and watch them die at the merxy of the slime! Jabba the Hutt style!

  • Glass breaks.

  • *tear

  • Flagged for child abuse

  • @ToxicFearful wha?! its just a game! get over it gee wiz!

  • @ToxicFearful its just a game

  • @timmbober121 Its just a joke

  • @ToxicFearful LOL

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  • wut do slimes do

  • @MrHarpoon77 they hurt you and when you kill the third tinniest slime you get slimeballs

  • kind of reminds me of the bullfrog father helping out his tadpoles :/

  • you monster.

  • How i got there from puppies ?

  • STOP RIGHT THRE CRIMINAL SCUM

  • Children: SAVE US DAD! Dad: I'M FUCKING TRYING TO! Minecrafter: YOU CAN'T SAVE YOUR UGLY CHILDREN!!!!

  • lol XD

  • does it works on 1.8 beta?

  • Awww. Theyr are so cute! I want to have one too! :D

    They're like 'boing' and I am like 'awww...' XD

  • holy fuck thats a big slime

  • why do i think of this as animal abuse? :(

  • ur an evil man...

  • Song plz

  • I got so confused when ZTO started up. Anyway, do you need a 3-block high room to spawn the big slimes?

  • Love the tune!!!!!! Ziltoid FTW

  • NO RELEASE THOSE HIPOs THET ARE GOOD

  • fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap. hmmm...

  • the same sound i make when jerking off at my friends girlfriend, i got them to break up in a secret way, soon her pussy will be making this sound

  • fap fap fap XD

  • I never saw a saw a slime before

    D:

  • slimes need a comfier place..........

  • sounds like the babies are makin babies to me

  • Unfortunatly for Mrs.Slime, Endermen dont exist.