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  • but her teeth r perfect

  • Heroine is bad, but so is propaganda.

  • I. WILL. BLOW. YOU!

  • @adeadbitch made me crack up so hard

  • @fheisk this is so funny.

  • ...irony

  • give god a chance dont wait till its to late for you, because Jesus Christ loves you very much !repent of your sins ! and ask Jesus to come into your heart and save you! the bible says in romans chapter 10 vers 8-13 says " if you confess with your mouth that Jesus is lord and believe in your heart that God raised him from the dead, you will be saved .For it is by believing in your heart that you are made right with God, and it is by confessing with your mouth that you are saved !!!!

  • @2011yourlife :) bless you-333

  • i am not drug heroin

  • keep your shitty heroin its for fucking low lifes

  • I'd hit that

  • Do you give five dollar blowjobs ?

  • I am soo related to her......

  • Holy Shit dude, weeds good for me

  • nie wiem o co chodzi , ale powiem ze jestescie popierdoleni

  • what fucking horse shit !!!!!

  • YEAH IMA DO DRUGS JUST LIKE HER I WANNA SLEEP BETTER TO SO IMA GIVE IT A TRY :D

  • give god a chance dont wait till its to late for you, because Jesus Christ loves you very much !repent of your sins ! and ask Jesus to come into your heart and save you! the bible says in romans chapter 10 vers 8-13 says " if you confess with your mouth that Jesus is lord and believe in your heart that God raised him from the dead, you will be saved .For it is by believing in your heart that you are made right with God, and it is by confessing with your mouth that you are saved !!!!

  • @2011yourlife Keep your fairy stories about a magic wizard in the sky to yourself, you bible-thumping crazy...

    kthxbai

  • What do you tell an unfunny woman that is unattractive and has two black eyes?

  • @arccotangent what?

    

  • now fook oof

  • lol c.mer t a crack aff on yer FOREHEAD.........state

  • plook!

    

  • state!

    

  • Mhhmmmmmmmmmmmmmm you're a cutie

  • I AM herion!!!!!!!

  • She looks like a clown in that makeup 

  • Fuck junkies. Nobody forced you to do drugs. We all know that drugs can fuck people up. Boo hoo my life isnt perfect so i shoot up. Only former addicts and ignorant do-gooders feel sorry for these selfish careless junkies.

  • @lester5192 They don't shoot up because life isn't perfect, they do it because they were raped young or had no parents. That's about the complete opposite of perfect. You're the ignorant one and can go fuck yourself.

  • @amisfitpuivk

    Or - here's a thought - they do because it feels good! *GASP!* Now I know that sounds like crazy talk, but hey, we all gotta think outside the box sometimes!

    By the way, it's not like everyone who uses becomes an addict. Shooting up is definitely more addictive than other routes of administration, but it's not a guarantee that you'll end up some homeless addict by any stretch.

  • @lester5192 Wow, that's charming. Do you have a an addict in your family or something? A large number of "junkies"-- and opiate users who changed the world are more than you can count - got hooked on pain medication prescribed by doctors and then were abruptly cut off and forced to go to the streets. Addiction is a disease, the AMA said so in 1954, so at least be less than 60 years out of touch. Have some compassion and make educated arguments.

  • yaLLz a buncha bPitCheZ

  • seen loads of people crumble on this shit

  • You fucking disgust me

  • des femmes comme elle ont les regade a peine...mais quand c est une star de la POP MUSIC elle devient une legende!!!quel monde d horreur

  • i am big on naps. outstanding

  • This isn't funny at all, you shouldn't joke about people who are addicted to heroin

  • give god a chance dont wait till its to late for you, because Jesus Christ loves you very much !repent of your sins ! and ask Jesus to come into your heart and save you! the bible says in romans chapter 10 vers 8-13 says " if you confess with your mouth that Jesus is lord and believe in your heart that God raised him from the dead, you will be saved .For it is by believing in your heart that you are made right with God, and it is by confessing with your mouth that you are saved !!!!

  • dont try it not even once .. it suckz ..

    assholes do this shit ..

  • is good stuff bitch?

  • It's not funny: nobody jokes about people with cancer, so why joke about addicted, who are sick?

  • @guerriero667 Cause they chose it.

  • @guerriero667 cause its funny

  • " I HATE KNITTING! "

  • hey bitch how much u get paid to advertise drugs ? free ? man bitch ass mind got screwed

  • what a load of shite

  • she isnt heroin heroin is the easiest drug to hide and she wont shut the fuck up she does look nasty though like most fiends

  • too much make up, lame try, this is not how a heroin addict looks or talks like

  • 0:34..PML

  • That has got to be the most ineffective anti drug ad I've seen. And I'm the type that those things tend to work on too...

  • you're annoying

  • "I will blow you!"

  • viva la droga viva l'eroina!!!

  • che cazzata!!!

  • It's people like this that make me proud of my drug problem

  • @JHadams1296 Why would you say that???

  • This is fake, the actor does not portray a typical heroin addict at all, even if this is a comedy, lying to people is the last thing one would do to discourage a drug addict.

  • mmmmm,,...lemon gin.

  • give god a chance dont wait till its to late for you, because Jesus Christ loves you very much !repent of your sins ! and ask Jesus to come into your heart and save you! the bible says in romans chapter 10 vers 8-13 says " if you confess with your mouth that Jesus is lord and believe in your heart that God raised him from the dead, you will be saved .For it is by believing in your heart that you are made right with God, and it is by confessing with your mouth that you are saved !!!!

  • @2011yourlife Gesu' Cristo non esiste è un'invenzione dell'Uomo!

  • emmy material

  • @FUdowfinFU it's supposed to show you how pathetic a drug addicts life is.

  • @doughnutboy99 yeah i seen its from a comedy show. I just dont see the comedy. I thought it was an awareness video until it was kindly pointed out to me lol. But no i really dont see where im supposed to laugh. Can anyone explain why or where this is funny?? i thought my sense of humor was as good as any...maybe im losing some of it with old age

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  • @FUdowfinFU it's satire, it is intended to provoke and lead to discussion.

  • the thumbnail is so annoying!

  • Damn

  • LOLOLOL this is AWeSome I love you gurl hahaha!!!!!! I work in a really bad neighborhood n not gonna lie we totally make fun of the drug addicts and hobos if we didn't everyday would b a drag life is too short thanx for this......

  • @sabinabean Why the hell would you make fun of them?That's just cruel. Yeah, they made some bad choices but no one deserves to be treated less of a person

  • big lier

  • give god a chance dont wait till its to late for you, because Jesus Christ loves you very much !repent of your sins ! and ask Jesus to come into your heart and save you! the bible says in romans chapter 10 vers 8-13 says " if you confess with your mouth that Jesus is lord and believe in your heart that God raised him from the dead, you will be saved .For it is by believing in your heart that you are made right with God, and it is by confessing with your mouth that you are saved !!!!

  • give god a chance dont wait till its to late for you, because Jesus Christ loves you very much !repent of your sins ! and ask Jesus to come into your heart and save you! the bible says in romans chapter 10 vers 8-13 says " if you confess with your mouth that Jesus is lord and believe in your heart that God raised him from the dead, you will be saved .For it is by believing in your heart that you are made right with God, and it is by confessing with your mouth that you are saved !!!!

  • @2011yourlife No thanks. I think god will love me if I'm a good person. Take Leviticus. Apparently we can touch pig skin (like a football) and not be killed, you shouldn't beat your wife, you can't sell your children into slavery, and polygamy is bad-- all things condoned in Leviticus. BUT GOD FORBID A MAN SHOULD LOVE ANOTHER MAN, OR BELIEVE SOMETHING DIFFERENT. Keep your religion to yourself. I'll continue to love and accept people. I'm saved by love and love alone.

  • @2011yourlife (Psst--tone it down--you might be making heroin look better to some people 'round here!)

    What--who, me? naa, I was just sayin',

    <3!

  • i lol'ed.. could be sleep deprivation at 3am. but LOL

  • hilarious!! i used to be an addict myself but have been clean exactly 2yrs and 10 days :) , i'm still on 75mls of methadone to this day tho but this clip was funny for pure comedy value - I've met a lot of people like her lol

  • @harKazoid86

    PROTIP: If you are on methadone than you're pretty much still an addict.

    Kick it all cold turkey and then you will have "used to be an addict".

  • YOU, my lady, are a STUPID BITCH!

  • How they call this comedy is sickening !

  • I think its funny bc its true.

  • that's...horrible, but funny.

    (to some of you morons: no, it does not make me want to go try heroin. but after torturing myself with 5 or 6 of the anti-drug videos (jesus christ, montana! what is up with your meth zombies?), that was a nice way to jolt me out of crippling misery. I'm going to eat lunch now.

  • give god a chance dont wait till its to late for you, because Jesus Christ loves you very much !repent of your sins ! and ask Jesus to come into your heart and save you! the bible says in romans chapter 10 vers 8-13 says " if you confess with your mouth that Jesus is lord and believe in your heart that God raised him from the dead, you will be saved .For it is by believing in your heart that you are made right with God, and it is by confessing with your mouth that you are saved !!!!

  • I thought it was funny. I don't really care about your friends brothers dogs sisters owner dying from heroin, it was their fault for being a moron.

  • That shit is nothing like that u don't get mood swings u just don't give a shii*tt about life anymore

  • haha nice makeup

  • twats

  • You have absolutely no idea about how an addict feels or lives because you're dead wrong. Keep up the idiocy.

  • not just for those who love them but for themselves as well. For any young kid out there watching this vid & thinking it's cool it's NOT.

  • This is so not funny. If you've ever loved someone addicted to this you would be offended too. For those that say nobody forced them to do it you are right but I can tell you it starts off usually when a person is young & they think it's no big deal, they don't realize what they are messing with, just partying then bang they are addicted. They end up not just doing it with friends they need to do it to keep from being ill so they do it alone & they're not partying anymore & life becomes hell...

  • @jasmin11263 I disagree: I think that many whose lives have been affected by drugs are forced to see the funny side, and don't you think that talking about it in this way at least takes away a lot of the stigma of drugs?

  • @kevinmatthewjones Forced to see the funny side?... No. Talking about it in this way makes it seem not so bad to those (especially those) who have never tried it. For those that have been, those that are addicted & those who love them there is no funny side.

    Not trying to be mean spirited but have you ever had anyone you love deteriorate or have to worry every single day that you'll get that horrible phone call? As far as taking away the stigma with intravenous use that will never happen IMO.

  • @jasmin11263 First off, what I was trying to say is that with things that are really bad, humor can be a way of dealing with it.

    I meant the stigma that ex addicts suffer when trying to rehabilitate. I think this can only come with those who have never done drugs gaining an understanding of why people carry out substance abuse, and this video, however crass it may be, at least does that (there's a reference to sexism in the workplace) and sends up the patronising tone Government anti drug ads

  • @jasmin11263 Weirdly I am happening to see someone go through the getting-off-it thing right now. Who knew I would?

    My new roommate--she was a friend up the block--her and her boyfriend were on it together (I'd see 'em walk down the road & think, "what're they, drunk?") and are off it, both, now.

    Newly so--when they moved in in December, she was nodding so badly, SO THIN, crying, panicking always...

    Maybe not a loved one per se but... I tell her I'm proud, and hug her,

    <3.

  • @LitLBirdLitLBiid. I was vague when I said loved ones & I apologize for that friends absolutely matter too. Glad to hear she is getting herself well. Telling a person you are proud of them matters to that person (at least in my experience) because they have no feeling of self worth, when they are using they feel nothing & when in throws of withdrawal all they feel is sick & concentrating on getting more. When they get clean hearing those words helps a lot & so do hugs. I wish her all the best.

  • @jasmin11263 Ah, you've done nothing wrong! I find you quite kind and polite--nice change, here, lol.

    True! My friend felt worthless--family wouldn't talk to her!

    When I said I was proud & smiled like I meant it (I DID--suffering every day when H is so easy to get!? *wow*), she wept.

    Only known each other for 4 months, roomies maybe 1 1/2, but she has thanked me for being a real friend... with more tears.

    It's magical to see what one tiny smile, just for one second, does!

    <3!!

  • @kevinmatthewjones Well probably for some. For others, it might be more like, "Yeah I can make fun o' my Mom but I'll beat your azz if you do!" y'knoe,

    <3!

  • @LitLBirdLitLBird So your point is that only someone who has been directly affected by drugs can make light of it? Well with that logic, you easily say that someone who has passed a drug addict on the street has been directly affected...

  • @kevinmatthewjones Yeah, my point was, "Probably for some. For others, it might be more like, 'Yeah I can make fun o' my Mom but I'll beat your azz if you do!'"

    <3.

  • Stereo Type

  • no dont try it nor even once

  • the message at the end of the video said... "Heroin... START.. before you STOP..." -- wtf? what kind of message is that sending out to kids?

  • ¿?

  • Press 6 and you will see a redneck response to just about anything

  • give god a chance dont wait till its to late for you, because Jesus Christ loves you very much !repent of your sins ! and ask Jesus to come into your heart and save you! the bible says in romans chapter 10 vers 8-13 says " if you confess with your mouth that Jesus is lord and believe in your heart that God raised him from the dead, you will be saved .For it is by believing in your heart that you are made right with God, and it is by confessing with your mouth that you are saved !!!!

  • Get a life bitch

  • i was watching how to make skittles vodka how am i here

  • In real life this chick probably gets wasted on lemon gin in the clubs every weekend and blows guys for free ;)

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  • Lol

  • meh... Here's a secret, the Government actually L I K E S promoting drugs/ alcohol/ smoking/ guns. 'Why' You ask?... Two Words: -- Population Control -- :)

  • I love you heroin/girl

  • Stop whining and get back in the kitchen!

  • LOL I LOVE IT! WHO WANTS TO BE A HERO FOR HEROIN?! :D All butthurts go suck it.

  • hahahhaha lol

    

  • There is truth in satire.

  • The thumbnail made me want to puke.

  • the more i see the bad it does to people the more i wanna find out for myself

  • Whoever made this garbage , get aids and die

  • give god a chance dont wait till its to late for you, because Jesus Christ loves you very much !repent of your sins ! and ask Jesus to come into your heart and save you! the bible says in romans chapter 10 vers 8-13 says " if you confess with your mouth that Jesus is lord and believe in your heart that God raised him from the dead, you will be saved .For it is by believing in your heart that you are made right with God, and it is by confessing with your mouth that you are saved !!!!

  • @2011yourlife fuck your god up the ass

  • At least she knows Monday comes after friday

  • r u fucking crazy by making this vid and trying more people to influnce ...

    this is shit... 

  • @loverboy99ize Yea, the easy way to die, theres a bigger chance to survive falling out from a 400 meter high bridge than surviving 6 yers of constant herion use.

    Im alright with drugs in the cannabis category i smoke weed myself pretty often 8 times on 2 days atleast But i woulld never go into that called heavy drugs.

  • @loverboy99ize No, this is not shit. It's a drug ad. For people like you who need drugs.

  • heroin is a great alternative to sports!

  • THIS IS ONE OF THE COLLEST VIDEOS I'VE EVER SEEN![:p]

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  • I lost it when she said i...will. blow...you! Lol

  • wat was the point of this?

  • give god a chance dont wait till its to late for you, because Jesus Christ loves you very much !repent of your sins ! and ask Jesus to come into your heart and save you! the bible says in romans chapter 10 vers 8-13 says " if you confess with your mouth that Jesus is lord and believe in your heart that God raised him from the dead, you will be saved .For it is by believing in your heart that you are made right with God, and it is by confessing with your mouth that you are saved !!!!

  • @2011yourlife Dude Jesus can eat it, I got heroine.

  • for one if this video was suppost to be funny its not! Even if this was the best actress in the world its still not fucking funny. so many people die over this and you make a fucking video to criticize? this drug can turn anyones life upside down. i have a good friend who lost her brother from heroin and she doesnt take these kind of jokes litely. FOR ALL THE PEOPLE OUT THERE WHO HAVENT EVER DONE ANY DRUGS OR ANYTHING YALL MIGHT NOT UNDERSTAND BUT YOU CAN AT LEAST HAVE SYMPATHY

  • @maryjaneisamazing Get laid, do more drugs!

  • @tomwaitsfan84 ni i will never get laid....fuck you faggot!

  • @maryjaneisamazing Your good friend sounds like a douchebag. She was probably the reason he did drugs.

  • @maryjaneisamazing

    I suppose some people don't give sympathy to others because those "some people" have not received any sympathy at all. It's kind ironic and degrading at the same time.

  • @Xjreme18 true true... good point.

  • @maryjaneisamazing It's not funny cause it's poorly acted. But not because heroin ruins lives.

    I have heard many great jokes on war, retards, rape, holocaust, which when written & delivered properly they absolutely kill, no pun intended.

    Your "I am offended" stance is not only ridiculous & immature, it's invalid. The whole point of comedy is to find ways to laugh at life.

    Why, instead of complaining at a vid, dont u go occupy Wall Street or something else that is productive for society?

    Peace.

  • @elchafa Instead of "society" I actually meant to say "humanity".

  • @maryjaneisamazing chick don't be so serious

  • @maryjaneisamazing You need to chill, this is rather amusing.

  • @ScottishHades ok well i see u dont have a sense of humor lmao idgaf what u do thats ur opinion if its funny but i dont ok. its just a opinion so u chill.

  • @maryjaneisamazing I am 'chill', I just don't see why you would take a joke so seriously...

  • @maryjaneisamazing Nobody are forced to do it.

  • @ditendo yeah true but u never know how someones life has been... if they were raised around drugs all the most likely they will end up doing it.

  • @maryjaneisamazing oh shut it u pleb

  • @maryjaneisamazing this is not supposed to be funny. If you listen its warning not mocking. Hence the title I AM HEROIN. I have lost family to this drug. Through death and through lifestyle. Nobody watching this is seeing a joke unless they have a childs iq. Look at her and then listen to what she describes her life as being. Its the truth for most users. IT NEEDS TO BE THIS STRAIGHT FOR PEOPLE TO LISTEN HOW BAD THIS SHIT IS. also all 11 of the people who thumbed you up are kids or dumb !

  • @FUdowfinFU i dont see anyone thumbing u up so obvioiusly ur wrong... and it is trying to be a joke. I mean yeah at the same time they are trying to warn people but at the same time they could do it in a less sarcastic manner.

  • @maryjaneisamazing your right i think this is supposed to actually be comedy. I dont get it...at all. Oh and as for not knowing about drugs, i can give you a price on most though i wish i couldnt !!!!

  • @FUdowfinFU lol what u mean by that?

  • @maryjaneisamazing you dont understand the word ok now? and you say weed is'nt depleting your braincells.

  • @maryjaneisamazing Oh and mr maryjane, smoking weed all day is no different !!

  • @FUdowfinFU Smoking weed is very, very VERY different... there is no comparison.

  • @FUdowfinFU actually it is dumbass i see you know nothing about drugs.

  • @maryjaneisamazing LOL ok.

  • i must say she nailed the sarcasmness of it

  • cool

  • Well I'm glad shes happy.

  • Yay heroin!!!

  • @30BigSexy30 totally agree,heroins gr8,spesh china white!!!

  • give god a chance dont wait till its to late for you, because Jesus Christ loves you very much !repent of your sins ! and ask Jesus to come into your heart and save you! the bible says in romans chapter 10 vers 8-13 says " if you confess with your mouth that Jesus is lord and believe in your heart that God raised him from the dead, you will be saved .For it is by believing in your heart that you are made right with God, and it is by confessing with your mouth that you are saved !!!!

  • Legalize pot! Less government spending, lower taxes, and legal pot!!! Who wouldn't want that?

  • @dudeiamcoolio

    So you dont mind someone blowing smoke in your kids face. ?

  • @uralusr I see where you're coming from, but I agree with him. If drugs were legal, taxes would drop a bit, and government spending would decrease. To prevent people who choose NOT to do drugs from being subjected to that element in public, have the privately owned institutions make their own rules.

    And even further, my bet is that if drugs were legal, the drug-usage would greatly decrease, because a lot of teenagers are the ones who choose to do drugs in rebellion to their parents.

  • @cccs07

    Finallya sensible voice, although we disagree, i beleive young adolescents try drugs as a form of coping from a non-srtuctured or sometimes abusive family, . By legalizing Marijuana which happens to be 24% thc rather than 2% in the 60-70-'s thats a 2400% increase. It becomes socially acceptable such as alcohol, but unlike beer mj at this thc level stifles the developing mind for many years emotionally and intellectually . This will have a profound effect on our society.

  • @cccs07 continued

    as we progress through future generations we become more sophisticated and informed, but we also lose some work ethic and principles along the way, i think MJ will prevent that sophistication from evolving, which leaves us with very little for our future.

  • is ths the chick who lived with her bf in his parents basement on a&e intervention:heroin ...she looks just like her..i forgot her name though :(