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  • I worked in Manhattan at Rickys and every Sunday night we closed at 9pm exactly and without fail, 3 Sundays in a row Foxy Brown would show up at just as were locking the doors and come in and take at least a half hour looking at makeup.....I hated her. But according to management, we were allowed to make an announcement 5 mins to closing but not allowed to tell ppl to GTFO...grrr.

  • can I just have you as a backtrack to my life?

  • It depends on what I'm buying and how badly I need it and whether or not the trip to the store was planned, but I generally try not to overstay my welcome.

  • I work at a barbershop and frequently bitches come in 5 minutes before we close expecting hair cuts

  • I'm always concious of what time places close and I leave at that time! Ppl are selfish. btw, what is merting?

  • I experienced this at work yesterday! It was 5 mins before closing at which I made an announcement that we were closing; this lady and her kids are walking around nonchalantly like snails KNOWING that we were all tired and wanted to go home. People just have no consideration for others.

  • My stupid husband loves to go to stores and restaurants and hour before they close. I have no idea why, it always seems like he wants to go out to eat or go shopping at exactly 8:00 pm or 10:00pm (when the place closes at 9:00 or 11:00). I sometimes want to divorce him because this upsets me, I hate cashing out at 8:59 or having to eat faster because the food finally came in at 10:30.

    God.

  • @HonestMom I'm assuming you have told him how you feel about this?

  • when i lived in new jersey i always wet to the ikea in pennsylvania

  • I work at a certain chain craft store in New Jersey (not AC Whore, the other one), and while we make announcements 20, 15, 10, and 5 minutes to closing, in addition to 2-3 once we're actually closed, it never fails that people are just walking around browsing at 10 after. SERIOUSLY? Thank you for understanding the bane of existence for a retail slave ;)

  • I am currently failing my Art Gcse, yep Im from the UK, dont ask how I found you okay??? And when my teachers asks me why I have 3 pages total in my exam book I told her, I spend my time watching JPMETZ. Yeahh, she gave me a detention....

  • I loled when you asked if i had homework to do because i was just bitchin about finals. i am a dumb the frigg.

  • No homework, just Justine.

  • i used to work at a very upscale tiffany's-type store in new orleans that closed at 9pm. most, if not all of our clientele were fully aware of our hours, yet knew that we had a soft-close policy. it never effing failed. when i worked nights and had somewhere to be (say, a 10pm date or whatever), some bitch would breeze in at 8:55 casually browsing and asking a ton of idiotic questions with no intention of buying a damn thing. so completely inconsiderate.

  • Why'd you have to remind me about my homework? I was in bliss!!

  • I used to be an assistant manager at The Body Shop in Manhattan.... the only thing worse than last minute people shopping there... was working as a waiter. We closed at midnight, would have no one come in from 10:30 until 11:55 and then we would ALWAYS get the stupid idiot trying to impress a girl, coming in and ordering well done filet mignon, and chocolate souffle at precisely 5 minutes before closing. IDIOTS THE HELL!!!!!

  • I always look at the door to make sure I'm not there last minute, and I would try to be out of there at least 5 minutes before they closed, if not earlier. It's just rude, but people don't care. I work in fast food, close the store at night by myself, and people sometimes stay and eat inside after we've closed and I've told them we're closing. It's rude, people have lives outside of work and they've most likely been there all day and like you said they just want to go home!

  • psh why should i do homework when watching my leader is more knowledgeable then anything else?

  • No. When a store is closed, it's closed. To stick around is the essence of asshatery.

    But what I love is when there is a "hard closing" and I get announcements about the time every 3.5 mins. This one coffee house I frequent gives ridiculously timed announcements. Like "excuse me everyone, but Peet's Coffee will be closing in 73 minutes."

    WTF?

  • If I knew the place was closing, I'd get out of there as soon as possible because I hate being a bother...

  • i would not go

  • Spring Break = No Homework 

  • totally agree!! you make me laugh

    

  • funny thing is, I am watching this instead of studying for geography. I'm gonna fail, but not at life because I'm watching you :)

  • TOTALLY AGREE WITH YOU.

  • Yes Justine I do have homework to do. But I like doing meaningful things. So YES I watch you sit there and talk. And laugh. And then end up ranting like you when I'm pissed. WHAT A ROLE MODEL. :)

  • Awwwwww I grew up in jersey and i remember that IKEA :):):):):):):)

    i used to have so much fun

  • Depends on how close the zombie apocalypse is. I mean, if your presence after closing is going to save my life...

    That's why if you want to be done with customers at 6pm, you list your store as closing at 5:30pm.

  • A nail tutorial on how to achieve that chipped look...the hell.

  • Justine + Soundlyawake + IKEA = Amazement

  • Having worked retail a time or two myself, I am never, EVER in a store close to closing. If it closes at 6, I'm outta there by 5. I hated people who came into the store at 5 minutes until closing and decided to take their sweet-ass time dilly dallying around while I tried to not fume and wish them death.They also almost never ended up buying anything. Assholes. So to answer your question, I think soft closing is a shitty thing for your employees and not worth it over all.

  • Australians have to be told what to do and then they resent being told what to do.

    Other day the fire alarm goes off and nobody leaves everyone just goes about doing there thing. No one will leave unless a voice comes over the PA and tells people to leave , then they will leave but yes resenting being told to leave.

  • Ughhh, there is nothing worse than getting ready to close in a few mins than having a customer come in and look around. Where I work, we can't close nor tell the customer we're closing untill they're gone. I had some women come in one time and ask what time we close, I said 5. So she said she'll be back later. She decides to come 10 to 5 and starts trying on clothes and stuff. -.- Anyways long story short I didn't leave till 20 after 5. Andddd I didn't get paid for those extra 20 mins either...

  • @FlowersForNina Fucking selfish. I hate customers. All of them.

  • HAHAHA! i know exactly which IKEA you're talking about... my mom and i went out in that mess, too, thinking that the mall would be empty.... NOPE!

  • Every Sunday during the time change we get someone in the store at 6 p.m. when we're closing who thinks it's five and is merrily shopping and destroying things.

  • i would leave. it would be embarrasing if the asked you to leave.

  • I had sh*t to do thats why I'm watching this video 2 days late.... Ass....

  • It's because you've worked customer service. I totally get that. I've worked customer service for years now and I always think about what's most convenient for the person working, because I don't want to make their jobs any harder. Because it's a shit job, usually.

  • I work retail at the mall and I HATE it when people are just dicking around in the store after we're closed.

  • that happens to me all the time at work--people come in 5 mins til closing and although i tell them this, they just waltz around in the darkness of the closed store and keep the employees until after the time : | meh, oh well XD

  • I do have homework to do, actually. But you are far more entertaining. :D

    Ikea scares me. >_> I've worked in retail before. I freakin hate it when people know the store is closed, and yet still feel the need to meander about like it's no big deal. Ugh.

  • My uncle owns a store and it has a displayed closed time, and he will turn off the sign and start ringing off the till, and people will still come in and want to buy things. He has even gone early to do paper work and people will show up at 7:30am to buy something when the store does not open until 9:30am!!! It annoys me so much when I am working there! I WANNA GO HOME!

  • No it makes sense because only the managers want to forego explicit closing times for extra purchases, I'm sure the staff on the floor wishes they had a hardset time because being stuck at a store late at night waiting to close is the worst.

  • i don't understand what the demographic is for this. i'm 22 and i love it.

  • what is merting??

  • If I knew the store was closing at 9..I'd try to be at the check out by 8:45. I think it's rude to try and hang around after that, especially if you're probably not going to buy anything.

  • im your number one fan justine

  • My mom and I went into a black eyed peas. When we walked in we asked them what time they closed and they said in 5 minutes. Even though the guy said not to worry about it, I wasn't going to stay there because its just common sense. The waiter who would have had us would hate us if we sat down 5 minutes before closing.

  • My education means nothing compared to you.

  • I cried when you called us stupid trolls. Then I got over it and I'm being an asshat and waiting for numero 18. By the way person who got thumbs up for being 20 and watching this, I am 23. I didn't realize so many people think JPMETZ is for kids. I for one, feel more sophisticated every time I am done watching one of her masterpieces. Thank you Justine for helping me grow as a person.

  • OMG our job always announces that the store is closing and they just seem to slow down even longer. MOST ANNOYING THING EVER!

  • i would stay till they told me to leave.

  • Yes I have homework and Justine is one of my best classes

  • yeah. yeah i do have homework, but this is much better the hell

  • Jpmetz, do me a favor, and don't do anyone any favors. :\

  • That happened to me at the library once they still kicked me out.

  • Haha you're your frown at the end of the video. Epic xD

  • I began to laugh at the beginning of this video. Then I realised you were insulting me. Then I started to cry, because I knew that for one second in time, I was a thought in your mind.

  • I won't even go into a store if I see there's less than 30 minutes until closing because I don't want the employees all passive aggressively ringing up my items.

  • I'd feel too awkward by myself in a store and probably just leave anyway regardless of the time.

  • I do have homework. But i'm just stalling it(:

  • I would leave the store and come back another day. I work for a large home reno store as a cashier and it drives me nuts when people just chill even after we make closing announcements. I'm off at 10PM people, they don't pay me overtime for the extra 30 minutes you stay in the friggen store! SO......GTFO!

  • I love ikea but I hate going to ikea. bitches are nuts

  • you and Nicky spend so much time together. i know that's justifiable if you're friends, but can you just address it and put our minds at ease? ARE YOU OR AREN'T YOU CASUALLY HAVING SEX WITH SOUNDLYAWAKE?!

  • i'm selling clothes and i can tell you ppl DON'T CARE about us working who want to go home ! i'm glad there is ppl like you that care ! :)

  • UGH I HATE THOSE PPL! that ALWAYS happened to me i would end up leaving at 2:30-3:00am b/c of ppl who took their sweet time and this would happen during the holidays so we were open until 12 and the last people [who would not buy shit] would leave around 12:30-1am and we had to rush and try to get everything done and still got out really late =/

  • can I help with you're podcasts?

  • I'm a para in special ed... Best of both worlds. No homework and still get the awesome school schedule. Yeah!

  • I use to work retail and and I hated when ppl were still shopping at closing ... why are ppl so clueless ?!

  • @TheFairyGirl1999 OHH MY GOD i hateee thatt i work retail and it seriosuly happenes EVERY NIGHT!!! lol it drives me nuts!!!

  • I'd feel like an asshat if I was in a store after closing, making all those people wait.

  • I would absolutely not keep walking around a store when it was closing. I used to work at Pier 1 Imports and we had the "soft closing" method as well. There would be times I would have to not even check out customers, but simply help them look for items after closing and then they never buy anything and leave. It's shitty, and I destroy people that do that.

  • I normally like her vids but this one was actually pointless, like she said lol -_-

  • 1:43 Anyone know what she's talking about? "Merding?"

  • The beginning was not very nice Justine, don't our views help you get money or something? =[

  • I would never go into a store that's closing ten minutes before, unless I knew exactly what I was going to get or if I desperately needed it. I worked at a shop where people would come in right when we were literally locking the doors, and be pissed if we didn't let them in. It is very frustrating and I wouldn't like to put any other cashier through that.

  • i always watch jpmetz" videos in full screen just so i can feel closer to her excellence.

  • I live in NJ too! The IKEA I go to is also next to an airport... maybe it's the same one?

  • I HATE when people come into my store right before close and decide to take their damn time. I WANT TO GO THE HELL HOME.

  • Why? Just why?

  • Justin should open her own school to education people and inform them about there stupid decisions. Where insults are complements. JpMetz University!

  • Well yesterday i was at walmart until the lights went out, but I was out of the store 2 minutes to closing, so i didnt hold anybody up.

  • @Renaa991 Isnt Wal Mart opened 24 hours?? It doesnt close..people just change shifts

  • @NesserDoesMakeup It was Ikea!

  • @jessface777 The girl i replied to said she went to wal mart and left 2 minutes before closing, to which i said wal mart is open 24 hours. I know Justine was at Ikea, i heard the video.

  • @NesserDoesMakeup Not where i live. It closes at 10. Its only 24hr around christmas time. :\

  • i've worked in retail before, i don't like to put them off so i'm always thoughtful about that kind of stuff

  • I always leave, or I just don't go in when it's closing at all.

  • I love IKEA.

  • I just bought a car and I decided to name it: Jeep The Hell.

  • I usually leave a few minutes before closing. I don't want to make retail workers angry.

  • Fuck no I would not stay in a store after close! I've worked retail, and I've been the bitch ringing people up half an hour after the store is supposed to be closed. It's no fun. So now, I am very conscious of when places close.

  • JPMetz is more important than graduating high school and getting into college.

  • Nope. If it was closing or almost closed I will call it a miss and come back tomorrow.. I used to work in retail sooooooooo those bitches banging on the locked door like "closed?? why?" drove me crazy. I think I still have nightmare about those douchebags

  • I love ikea too except the fact that its a f*&^%%& LABYRINTH!

  • I would also get the fuck out. At the small store I work at, if people stay AFTER closing time, I get angry. I don't wanna put workers in that position so I just peace it. There'll be other days.

  • ive worked in the mall and people never realize when it closess

  • no i just love wasting time watching you...simply pure fun xxx

  • I would get the fuck outta that store. I don't like to go to stores near closing time, at all.

  • ur my idol :P

  • i do the same exact thing justine! When its kinda late i look for when the store closes. I know Target will tell you over the loudspeaker that they are basically closing and to get ur stuff and bring it to the front. I dont get mad cuz i would want to go home 2

  • the 17th was my birthday. You should be my friend.

  • I'm not an asshole, so I am concious of when the store is closing so those people can go the hell home.

  • I'm on spring break ! :D

  • what is this "mert"ing??

  • I have a shitload of homework. But homework < Justine.

  • WALMART IS NOT CHEAP!!! or maybe im just poor....

  • I am REALLY loving your VEDAs!!!  <3

  • OMG I went to ikea the same day!... The prices are no longer cheap the frig. :\

  • idk.. its okay in nicky's case because he actually brought something.

    if he hadn't though .. ya he'd be in the wrong like all the other lame-os sitting in there waiting for their flight time to come.

  • Wal-Mart is the Devil.

  • No way would I be just looking around that late; if I needed something, I would go in, get it, and leave. And you know those people knew the store would be closing soon, unless your at a 24 hour walmart, you should know places usually close around 9. Same with restaurants. If it's too close to kitchen closing time, I won't go in.

  • I DO have homework, but you are too awesome, so I can just stay up all night and do it when you don't have a video up.

  • I actually should be doing homework, but instead I'm getting my Justine fix.

  • I would stay if I really  needed something and if the store was also full of other people. But if I was the only one there I'd leave real quick.

  • walmart customers to this all the fucking time. RAGE

  • I wish more stores were 24 hours. I always seem to shop late. And sadly, when I get my 11pm shopping urge Wal-Mart is all that's open. But, on topic, if I am at a store at closing time, I will keep browsing until I am told to get out. Not intentionally mind you... So, I guess the soft close does work.

  • I work in retail now and my managers always announce over the intercom when we're closing. We close at 10, by God we're out of there by 10:05. I love it.

  • Nope i would leave the store if it was closing but the majority of Americans are kinda rude..

  • I NEVER stay in places of business after they close. I don't even go to restaurants in the last hour they are open. I used to work an an Outback Steakhouse (bonzer, mate), and I seriously had tables hanging out in the restaurant up to two hours after we closed. And of course, we can't leave until all our tables leave, because we have to cash in our tips and clean our sections. And the dumbass rednecks who camped out in my section always tipped less than 10%. ALWAYS.

  • I'd leave, my mother wouldn't.

    She's crazzy.

  • HELL NO!!!! its rude as hell and it infuriates the shit out of me. when customers do that to me it makes me want to choke them. some people have NO manners.

  • I fucking love IKEA. I don't think you understand. JUSTINE, WHY ARE YOU MY SOULMATE. WE NEED TO RUN OFF TOGETHER. AND ELOPE. WITH POANG CHAIRS. AND SWEDISH MEATBALLS.

  • I work in retail and its the most annoying thing when customers hang around after closing. Especially as we don't get payed after the closing time! So we do closing calls where we put emphasis on certain words so the customers get it "The time is FIVE THIRTY and this store is NOW CLOSED!, thank you for shopping with us today!" See were still polite about it though :)

  • If it's a soft closing, let them suffer if push comes to shove. They knew what they were getting themselves into...

    btw, I love watching Seinfeld. :)

  • I just start to panic if I know the store is closing soon. I feel like they're going to just leave me alone in the store for the night.

  • I always seem to get to Taco Bell right as they're about to close, like 10 minutes mind you, but still. I'm like scared they're gonna spit in my food, cause they're so damn rude! But in my experience most stores have a 15 minutes to closing announcement. Most places the registers lock up automatically, or so they say..

  • I like Justine even though she talks about something completely unrelated to my real life problems sometimes for some reason I see her as inspiration idk...

  • I wouldn't stay in the store if i knew it was closing. where i used to work we would put the shutter half way down so people would know we were about to close and not come in but you'd still get these jackasses practically crawling under the shutter just have a look around!

  • i live in jersey too.....theres always traffic in every type of weather

  • I work in retail and I know how annoying it is so I try not to go into shops late anyway but even if I have to I get out quickly

  • here in germany they just throw people out - thats why we are considered the most polite people in the world

  • @ThoughtsOnStyle I kindly ask you to leave..like "excuse me, we're closing" customers answere: "I don't give a fuck!" True story. happened on saturday :)

  • welll.... im afraid of the dark so once the lights go off im outta there.

  • I work in retail you don't gtfo 5 mins till close... i'll kill you.

  • i worked at a store where we couldn't ask people to leave or announce it was closing we were alowed to shut one door and not let people IN the store though. It always made it SUPER akward

  • I used to work in a sandwich bar and you would have to start cleaning up and packing away food an hour before closing but there would always be someone who came in just as you were about to turn the grills off and order a load of stuff which resulted in getting all the food back out. I never go in a store near closing time because I feel bad for workers who have to stay late because some idiot doesn't care/hasn't realised that the store is closing.

  • Is it bad that i'm 20 and watch this channel?

  • @TeeZ1990 hahahhahahhha you're 20........ i'm 24.

  • @TeeZ1990 is reading the bible wrong too? come on! jpmetz is our jesus!!

  • @TeeZ1990 I'll be twenty literally TOMORROW lol it's not bad :)

  • @TeeZ1990 what's wrong with watching people your own age? (well close)

  • @TeeZ1990 Yeah..... I'm 32 and watching... What the hell is wrong with us?

  • @bridgetcarnes hahah

  • i work at a store that does that. we're not allowed to tell the customers that we're closing. so like 10 minutes after the music shuts off, people are still wandering around until someone notices that i'm guarding the doors to make sure even more people don't come in and they go "oh are you about to close??" and i'm just like "no, we closed 10 minutes ago."

  • @Loves2Sing86 Soft closing sounds stupid to me..I guess if you plan on working past when you're supposed to close you would get used to it though? It's just like..what's the point of having a closing time if you don't stick to it..weird.

  • @jessface777 it's only done to make more money. the concept is: if customers are in the store longer-even after we're closed- we'll make more money. it's ridiculous and a waste of the employee's time. but what can we do? businesses are greedy.

  • But i love stores that stay open later even when they're suppose to close, i can shop longer. Although they really shouldnt do that as i wouldn't get out until they kicked me out. o.O Most people seem to be the same.

  • Justine shouldn't go to IKEA, IKEA should go to justine... and beg to by her stuff

  • I work at BBY and they do soft closes at my store. We can't tell people to leave/we are closing so people buy more. More often than not though, people just cone to chill and/or get info then go to walmart.

  • I think everything should be 24/7 fuck religious people that say they need to rest on sunday.... seriously i cant stand stores that are closed all day sunday, like wtf... get with the time people, that is so old school! Thats my rant! lol

  • Just realize I wrote "licked" instead of locked. Good job, me. Good job.

  • Cont: mostly cause I worked deli, and cleanup started an hour prior, and if a customer walked up 10 minutes after closing, we'd be forced to open everything back up!!! Hated it.

  • I just left my retail job last summer (Safeway/Vons), and we had set closing times, and they licked the doors from the outside, but any customers left in the store, were not rushed, and we still had to help them even if we were into overtime. I hated it, mostly cause

  • I work in retail and we always close at 6. Every fucking store in the mall closes at 6, latest and people still come in at 5:59 even though they can see me mopping. So I have to redo it. If my manager isn't there I just close the shutters and make them panic. And then they're all like 'you're closing?!' I never go into a store just before closing time cause I know how annoying it is.

  • I've worked at a gas station, so anywhere I'm always nice to the workers. Just being polite, and maybe a smile can make work bearable. Especially if they were just called a retard a minute ago.

  • Come live in Europe, when a store is closing, customers are thrown out if they don't gtfo.

  • What the heck? Our IKEA is by the airport too, and it's also way too hard to get to it. Do they think it's a good marketing strategy to put them in such inconvenient places? o_O

  • Because I also worked in retail stores, I was very conscious about about closing times. I feel bad even entering a store 30 minutes before closing. When I was a cashier at walgreens, these 2 older women would ALWAYS walk in 10 minutes before closing with a cart..then they'd wander around the isles for 20 minutes, only to come up front with ice cream and take the cart out to the parking lot so I'd have to go get it >.>

  • I work in that kind of business but be honest i do it too

  • Whether it be a store or restaurant, I never like holding up an employee so I leave before closing time and I won't go into a place to eat if it's shortly before they are supposed to close. After working crappy jobs, it has made me aware of how they must feel...because Hell, I wouldn't want to be held up waiting on some idiot who can't tell time. They want to be hanging out and out of their workplace just like anyone else.

  • I work in retail, and of course I work the closing shift. And you don't know how much it pisses me off when people see the signs on the door saying we close at 6pm and it's 5 til closing and they come into the store & act like we have to stay open all night for them because all they want to do is browse. What really pisses me off is when there in the store past closing & dont even end up buying anything. It's like "please let me know if you're going to purchase anything cuz I'd really like to s

  • Of course there was a point beautiful!!! YOU!!! :D

  • i work at walmart, and that shit happens all the time. our store isn't 24 hours. and in the last hour of us being open, we make pages every 15 minutes, and then in the last 15 minutes, we make them every 5, and yet, somehow, we still have people who take their sweet ass time, because they know we can't kick them out ...

  • Unfortunately I'm a cashier at a place where you can "Expect great things" and our policy is "Yes we can." So I have to endure retarded people who are shopping for things that they can buy down the street at Walmart, even when we're closing and Walmart is open. Not only that but apparently people think that the right way to shop is to bring everything they considered buying to the register, then they go through it in front of me, throw it at me and say, "I don't want this."

  • I work at a retail store and we do announcements like "Our store will be closing in 10 minutes... gtfo" but people do still wander around picking junk up and taking their sweet time getting to the front to pay. But they made it so that the last few cashiers on at night are actually scheduled to work 30 minutes beyond closing time so they don't feel the need to rush and get pissed off because people won't let them leave.

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  • People these days don't really understand the meaning of "common courtesy". I guess some of those people didn't understand that those cashiers and whatnot are real people with real lives who have been on their feet all day, and want to get home and unwind. Unless you're already in line, gtfo so they can close up.

  • Ahhh Justine, you are so considerate and patient. You're like Buddha, with boobs. Joobs if you will... Justine boobs... get it? No? *sigh*  I will never be as funny as you :(

  • I've been a cashier many times, and it's really irritating when people don't try to get their stuff together when it's like 10 minutes til closing. I doubt those people, if they do know that the store's about to close, have ever dealt with the difficulties of retail, nor are they aware of what it's like to work odd hours of the night while you long for your bed. Also, as a customer, I'd prefer to be forewarned that the store is about to close.