David Cross - Heaven & Squagels - Live in Atlanta (from DVD)

[BabexyyElmerea759]

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"Every time a toilet flushes another angel walks with crutches"

-unnamed holiday classic

[onehundreddollars]

7 people are driver angels

[ratnick]

i bet that audience thinks they're smart

[big32mike]

Hilarious. It would suck to be stuck being the bus driver in Heaven.

[BananaHurricane]

Finally, a bagel for MY generation.

[dominicans101]

yeah, youll know people in heaven.and you'll go : ahhh, fuck!

[bungbung13131]

they should be called atlanteans

[jfrsnjhnsn]

Yeah, Dane Cook sucks. Joke stealing a-hole. Fk dane cook.

[rush1er]

David Cross, Bob Odenkirk, Patton Oswalt. Eugene Merman, Ralphie May, Dana Gould, Pablo Francisco, Lois CK, Dave Chappelle,... did I leave any1 out?

[Hawdkoah]

Bill Hicks

[freedok]

Just one, Robert Schimmel.

[PresumedDead1986]

i'm not a huge Davis Cross fan but this bit had me spitting in laughter

[CrackerJack06]

Hey old man, Hey grandpa heres you eating your bagel, huh? drop, roll away, boo hoo! thats you man.

unbelievably hilarious, david cross rules

[ajbellis]

fuck Dane Cook, I am am ten times funnier than he is and still would not want to be associated with the lame shit he does. My Best Friend's Girl ?! great_stuff

[joewhittles]

if everything was as "good" as it was "successful", we would all like Coldplay.

[Tarrzzann777]

im assuming your one of the ones who hasnt done anything successfull then? blame it on everyone else? because you dont have the balls to admit the its actually your own fault?

Hard work, and a market for product produces success, not always just being "good". thats a biased word that doesnt always fit.

[joewhittles]

What are you talking about? I was using good in the sense of "this music sounds good", not morally good.

[joewhittles]

Besides, you know absolutely nothing about me, and I resent your sweeping statements and assumptions about me just because you fail to understand my point. Watch your words.

[Tarrzzann777]

i understand your point, but you fail to understand mine. just because someone you dont like is successfull doesnt mean you have the right to talk shit. just worry about your own little world, and i dont have to watch words that were said to mean exactly how they sounded

[joewhittles]

Actually I think you'll find I have every right to "talk shit". Besides I think you're just trying to be an asshole for the sake of being an asshole, please fuck off :)

[Tarrzzann777]

so uv stopped defending your point and now just defend yourself. signs of a weak argument. ur full of shit, so just let ur mouth catch up with ur tiny brain and stay quiet. the adults would prefer the children to know their role.

[joewhittles]

Hahahaha, says the kid at community college! Get back to your studies, kid, and try to get a 1st class master's in Electronic Engineering from a red-brick university, like I did, then we'll see who has the "tiny brain". Just to point out, you've been insulting my intelligence this whole time without actually knowing who I am, so back off and can we continue at the discussion at hand?

[joewhittles]

I haven't stopped defending my point, I just gave up because you didnt seem to understand. My point that while Dane Cook is successful, his jokes pander to the lowest common denominator and are often recycled jokes from older comedians. Its not just me who doesnt like Dane Cook, its hundreds of thousands of people with discerning taste who think he's a charlatan and above all, unfunny.

[joewhittles]

As well the point I was trying to make with Coldplay is that they are a huge band, but ask around and you'll find plenty of music fans that  consider them to be pretty terrible. Its not "talking shit" its called having an opinion. There, is that the kind of response that you wanted?

[hexxxen]

I laughed so goddamn hard man.

" Nah-uh man, not at Cozi's, not bagels...try SQUAGELS!"

[boschvox]

any comment not regarding mr. cross as one of the most original comics of all time needs to es tee ef you.

[awwgeethanks]

david cross is god

[KidA2357]

3:30 -4:30 are hilarious

[jonnygreeny111]

He always incorporates a character-apotheosis of generation of course-who has complete disdain for the past generation, for a bullshit reason.

[ManicRockNRoller]

That's bullshit. He wouldn't be near the comedian he is without his bitterness. It gives him an edge. Without it, he'd probably be another Dane Cook.

[uncleosbert]

no, i agree that david cross is sometimes just an unrepentant misanthrope, the same way dane cook is. sometimes cross is funny, but sometimes, he's just depressing. there is no bullshit when it comes to opinion.

[FastJohnnyNardGard]

I'm curious. When is Dane Cook ever edgy?

[djwithnoname]

how fucking DARE you compare David Cross to a nothing like Dane Cook. Genocide is funnier than Dane Cook. Dane Cook is famous because the world is filled with idiots, and that's that.

[CapillarianCrest]

To be fair, genocide is pretty funny. You can't really compete with that.

[rickardo89]

Imagine Dane Cook committing genocide. Not so funny now, is it?

[CapillarianCrest]

You're right! That's not funny at all! Dane Cook sucks so bad, he ruined the comedy of genocide!

[Vin2241]

You just ruined genocide for me the rest of my life.

[xtremeawesome1]

david cross is a hilarious actor, but he's way to spiteful and bitter toward the world to be that effective of a stand up comedian

[dr1345]

fuck you he is awesome you fucking square. maybe regis is more your cup of tea. you limpdick pussy douchebag

[gnomesweetgnome]

damn dude, its a fuckin opinion on a comedian, dont act like its so important

[bensavoca]

//fuck you he is awesome you fucking square//

Wow, sounds like SOMEONE is oppressed by the tyranny of round! Didn't you get the memo? It's hip to be square!

I'll see you at Così.

[dusteroo]

what venue was this at ?

[freedok]

"Whats for breakfast at Cozzi's"?

[kowdow]

he forgot his beer

[Dopplershift]

Is... is it bagel?

[tizzy0]

I kinda want a squagel now...

[djkyttyn]

"Don't be oppressed by the tyranny of round" may be the funniest thing i've ever heard...

[lostrules4815162342]

fuck you old man! SQUAGELS!

[Brokmobile]

please tell me how to get this performance on dvd.

[jfrsnjhnsn]

It is on David Cross: Let America Laugh

[tracyellyn]

Comedy GOLD.

[neutronfiasco]

fuck you, old man!

[bekluvssupernatural]

haha..all he did was read the paper, and look at the cheers he got!

[argtunu]

Yeah, but he's reading some crazy shit.

[Seanimus99]

gold

[metalphan]

hahahaha

[BPMead007]

Hahahaha I fucking love David Cross.