MST3K - Toobular Boobular

[DetectiveLance]

MST3K. My childhood, and the first piece of state's evidence against my sanity.

[Ozimul]

Fanservice: The Musical

[yityatlvr]

NEW RINGTONE!!!!

[Glitcher2000]

The sad thing is that I can name two dozen anime off the top of my head that fit this song.

[lithiumflower22]

@Glitcher2000 And the saddest part about that is they're not even hentais.

[MettaFTW]

i miss this show.. <3

[CodeBlueHoops]

he sounds like the Cowardly Lion from Oz

[hippiechik95]

I will never look at Bibbidi Bobbidi Boo the same way again.

[BeltedYapper]

I just realized this song IS on iTunes! It's on the album clowns in the sky I & II!

[RandomTheMarine]

I don't want to think of how long this took to memorize...

[Omuraspencer]

Auto erotical?!?!(◎_◎;)

[DoublePrimo44004]

My favorite song from an MST3K host segment. Mike's face is too funny.

[flapjackrabbit]

0:25-0:29 Mike senses the toobular boobular joy. lol

[BeltedYapper]

iTunes. NOW.

[Jangobadass]

Also good for describing Baywatch, any scene with Megan Fox, and more fanservice filled animes!

[HamsterFueledRocket]

I memorized this song many years ago and to my surprise I haven't lost a word of it!

[TwistedGentleman]

A reason this show must be mandatory viewing for everyone.

[partisanofsword]

It's breastica-boobical, chestica-mammical, pendular, globular fun. Mike: Fleshical, orbital, moundular-scoopular? Tom: Right oh! That's the one! Crow: Is it glutial-maximal, tushital-crackular, bunular, morning til night? Tom: Well, you're abso-to-glandular, fanny fantastical, master-ca-fleshular right!

[stupidjunk978]

THAT'S RACIST!

[flapjackrabbit]

Play the movie and press 8 repeatedly.

......aaaaaand boom goes the dynamite.

[PointsofData]

@flapjackrabbit Lol that is pretty funny, I'll admit.

[MstGuy1]

I LOVE THIS!!!

And I must say that this is nothing compared to the unfunny crap that gets past the censors today.

[theotherther1]

@MstGuy1

Yes, this short segment is funnier than all Family Guy episodes combined.

[MrKipW]

@theotherther1 Yes! And so was the commercial that followed it, I'm sure.

[LadySomethingKaiko]

this (and other MST3K songs) almost rival the songs from Monty Python

[dbsommers1]

I still remember that as one of my favorite bits in MST3k. God I miss that show

[SubbyP]

How on earth did they memorize this whole thing??

[Inthedarkforever]

@SubbyP Well I've memorized it, and I'm sure countless other people have done the same thing, it's not that hard, plus it's catchy as hell.

[SubbyP]

@Inthedarkforever I salute you, sir.

[Inthedarkforever]

@SubbyP I am no sir! I'm female.

[SubbyP]

@Inthedarkforever Then I salute you, madam.

Better?

[Inthedarkforever]

@SubbyP Yes, thank you. Now go learn the song!

[harmonyXsuzukaze]

@EcksBawks attached I mean, cause if not then you wouldn't know how annoying it can be sometimes.

Sure big ones are nice to look at but are killer on your shoulders and back.

[harmonyXsuzukaze]

@EcksBawks You got boobs?

[mouse264]

Haha, I have boobs and I can tell you it's not nearly as fun as this song. XD

It's just two masses of flesh hanging off your front that get in the way but sure do make a nice table sometimes.

[Glitcher2000]

@mouse264 Can I use your boobs as a table, mouse264?

[mouse264]

@Glitcher2000 Go ahead :V

[javenetti]

I WANT THE LYRICS!

[tomcrowmike]

I say we hunt down the 2 people who disliked this and pants them.

[beyondthirty]

@tomcrowmike lol they are probably one of those moms that search through youtube disliking and flaggin every othr video left and right

[fartjack]

am i missing something? I don't hear anything worth censoring. my sensibilities aren't offended after about 10 listens or so.... if yours are, grow up ya over sensitive ninny or just don't let your kids watch it. justin bieber is more offensive than this.

[m3rrys0ngstr3ss]

@fartjack "hung-like-a-horseical" might be protestable.

[fartjack]

@m3rrys0ngstr3ss i still maintain that justin bieber is more offensive than that.

[DJRozwell]

"Hung-like-a-horse-ical" needs to catch on as a legit adjective.

[ZEROEVILDARKCOOL]

GOOD LORD! CENSORS IN THE 90'S WE'RE FUCKING DEAF OR SOME SHIT!!

[Madman6884]

@ZEROEVILDARKCOOL I think a more accurate statement would be "modern day censors are way too overbearing".

[InvaderPet]

@ZEROEVILDARKCOOL This did air on Comedy Central...

[gumbal1]

I came here from TV Tropes. How they got that crap past the radar I'll never know.

[KyoufuKawa]

@gumbal1 You too, eh?

[ThisIsAnInsideJoke]

Failed censorship is a wonderful thing.

[Mst3kfanatic1]

@ThisIsAnInsideJoke well nothing was ever censored on mst3k if you watch the canada song you'll know wat i mean, thats what made this show awesome, no censors.

[johnnybaverage]

What's wrong with the two people who disliked this video? Have you no souls?

[OonaCanute]

Hahaha I love this stupid song.

[joethehero2]

Wow. How did they get this one past censors?

[Mst3kfanatic1]

@joethehero2 dont know and dont care, besides the canada song this is my favorite.

[SuperRoboSquadron]

Most amazing song on the planet.

[Quiltfish]

This one and Yakko's world got stuck on my mind once and had me knowing them inside out in only a weekend. But I can't remember any important stuff. :/

[Wraithsight]

What MST:3K is this from?

[lainiwakura]

@Wraithsight One of the Hercules ones... can't recall which. They all run together at times... *drifts off in a glazed-eyed, traumatized stupor*

[scooteratreides]

@lainiwakura Nope, Mike didn't do any Hercules films--that was all Joel.

This was Outlaw

[Mst3kfanatic1]

@Wraithsight experiment 519: Outlaw, this is a good song but their jack palance jokes in this movie are awesome

[scooteratreides]

@Wraithsight Outlaw

[ElveeKaye]

You can find the lyrics online by doing a search of MST3K song lyrics. Once you learn them, they flow pretty easily!

[Bobzeaux]

Did this song completely ruin Disney's Cinderella for anyone else? *lmao*

[spinniinc]

@Bobzeaux

genuine lol

[thenutintheushanka18]

This is definitely the most intelligent song about this subject that I have heard. Joke that only smart people get: 0:39, a Kallpygos is a type of Greek stature where you can see the female subject's round ass.

[alliezgirl]

Kallipygos

[thenutintheushanka18]

@alliezgirl Sorry. My Greek's not the best.

[SUPERMEDIABROTHERS6]

Oh Great! now I'm going to humming that all day!

[Drkstlkr7]

Of course, that's perfect for Bayonetta. Thank God the game's great, though.

[Prime92]

Wow...that really does describe Bayonetta.

[kingofepic]

@Prime92 Leave it to the Spoony One to find something so fitting.

[AutumnDevi]

Spoony....bard?

[Levitz9]

It does a good job with Super Robot Taisen OG: Endless Frontier, too...

[LightDeoxys]

It's an arealogical, autoerotical, toobular boobular joy, an exposular-regional, batchical-pouchular fun for girl and boy.

[ElveeKaye]

A latissimal-dorsical, hung-like-a-horsical, callipyligical ball!

[plad90210]

what brestical boobical fun

[jgq85]

This show had great writers

[jekblom123]

Ok I've got to write some of these down now... lol

[Watergirl22196]

they already have

[SteveElOtaku]

Ah, I pity anyone who hasn't seen MST3K...

[bondfool]

That's some Stephen-Fry-Grade wordplay, there.

[warduke]

I wonder how long it took them to write and learn that song? I've been trying to sing that song at work for the past few years and I always blow a few lines!

[CaptMARNEY]

I love it!!

[SatyreIkon]

To sum it up: PORN!

This is great stuff :)

[TheToughBrets]

Just to expand on my earlier comment I have absolutely no problem with Joel (so spare me the comments) but I HATE people who watch these videos and just make utterly worthless comments like "stupid." Yeah that's constructive criticism. I am quite sure this vaudevillian parody is 100x more clever than anything the "stupid" poster has ever done. I now defer back to my earlier (and admittedly non-constructive) "eat shit..." comment.

[mao87]

I CAN'T STOP WATCHING THIS!

[HillaryClinton]

It's an arealogical, autoerotical, toobular boobular joy! An exposular-regional, batchical-pouchular fun for girl and boy! A latissimal-dorsical, hung-like-a-horsical, calipyligical ball! Crow: The most bunular-funular! Mike: Fruit-of-the-loomular! Crow: Frenchical-tongular! Tom: Wabitaboobular! Pendular-funular, fruit-of-the-loomular, Frenchical-tongular, wabitaboobular, Chestaka-orbital, smorgastiboobular, Tushita-ticular ball! HEY!

[Tendoking]

Kudos for having the words posted here! I love it.

[DarkPascual]

And even then, classier than most rap songs nowadays...

Geez, I think I'm getting old...

[Xercom]

Anythings classier then rap.

And I'm not old at all. So no. You are not alone and my generation isn't completely lost.

[KaboomKrusader]

Totally agreed.

I'm in my early 20's, the generation that should supposedly be eating up rap and stuff. But...

[smsteve888]

@DarkPascual in that case, I'm getting too old in high school

[ICECREAMODST]

@DarkPascual never think that you're old!!!

[creatornat]

@DarkPascual ..NO! You are NOT getting old. You simply have standards and class, which many things released now contain none of. It is NOT an issue of age. You just have taste!

[Bobzeaux]

I wonder if the Dapper Dans know this song. *lol*

[leftheadgrave]

is that a magic kingdom / disney refference?

[Bobzeaux]

I don't know of any OTHER Dapper Dans. :P They could do this song so well. *lol*

[hxcAMBERhxc]

hahahaha oh boy... look at all the bad ratings for that comment there...

But yea... this song pretty much freaking rocks. And so did the whole episode.

[xxxxLarxenexxxx]

Joel's awesome, but Mike's funnier :|

[Ninjette6590]

Best MST3K Song EVER!

[SoftBank47]

And at the end...

MOVIE SIGN! MOVIE SIGN!

[Vincek88]

And this time, they were genuinely happy to get back to the movie!

[mecampbellesq]

Man, I wonder how many times they had to retake that one before they got it right...

[ArchibaldClumpy]

Man, makes me wonder if the censors are even paying attention when they're throwing in horse genital and cunningulus references.

[mathuetax]

Episode 519 was in the Comedy Central era, pretty much anything could go, though it was rare for MST3K to get anywhere close to this level. Even so this showing won the 1993 Peabody.

[JAF1970]

It's gone? Why?

[JAF1970]

Oh, now it's there. That was weird.

[HayesAJones]

The greatest song ever?

[smrodan]

expose-ular regional LMAO

[Hubblengc6872]

even though they don't use any "bad" words...

this is still the dirtiest song i've ever heard. hehe :)

[alecks29373]

My favorite MST3K song EVER!

[daliwndrland]

Could Mike be any cuter?

[jsnrubba]

THIS IS A MASSIVE WTF

[sakuraXmoto]

I've never thought of using the word "Boob" in such a creative way.Instant win!

[spiderbaby1958]

This is like something Dr. Seuss would write after eight shots of Tequila!

[Ryan14741]

Lmao! what?

This was great

[DivisionOtaku]

we all can surely say one thing about this song:

It`s breastical boobical...

[h0bbitatheart]

The song's great, but Mike's physical comedy in this bit is brilliant.

[HMAwill]

truly genius

[HayesAJones]

Joel did a lot of witty humor, but Mike is shameless... in a good way! Like when he put on that big, foam chin at the end of the Future War episode.

[shockwave724]

love this, just last week me and my friends got together and did a few songs as a barber shop quartet, it was fun as hell :D

[shockwave724]

i freakin love this song its so funny

"its breastakaboobical, chestakamammical,

pendular globular fun!"

lol

[NitendoFan1]

Epic.

[sammy005]

Thanks, Tahlorn.......... I can see that, it was accidental...

[PopcornSonata]

I love how Gyps starts dancing at the end.

[DAVETYIOP]

I have this song on cd plus whole bunch of other MST3K songs as well. Frickin funny!

[sammy005]

Are these the same guys who make fun of movies on Scifi? I didn't know they had their own show, this is good stuff. Was it all the guy's in the video idea/

[Tahlorn]

You made 3 posts of the same thing.

Their own show WAS making fun of movies, this is a short they did in between. All of the actors are writers, and a majority are the original concept people.

[sammy005]

Are these the same guys who make fun of movies on Scifi? I didn't know they had their own show, this is good stuff. Was it all the guy's in the video idea/

[t0kt0k]

Hahaha mst3k is so chesticamammical

[AnitaLife27]

Can't stop the signal, Corvus! Gawd, I love this vid! One of the very best of a ton of great songs and endless variety of top humor! I buy every MST3K DVD available and I don't think sharing these goodies is anything but an advert. I will keep supporting the Mst3K folks! Thanks!

[DarthBrainGuy]

Greatest song ever. Mike Nelson is a genius.

[majorpimpage]

the best

[ryoko89isme]

lmao hung like a horsicle

[MST3Kwatcher]

Even though I have this on DVD, I always come back to this post to watch it over and over again. I love it!

Thanks for posting it.

[s1lverfalcon]

Ooo, is this episode in a DVD set? Which one? :D

[MST3Kwatcher]

It was released on MST3K Volume 10 as a 'jukebox' extra. Volume 10 has since been withdrawn, sorry to say.

[slartibartfast9]

10 got withdrawn, indeed, but volume 10.2 is now out there. huzzah!

[zerosvc2]

@MST3Kwatcher

In the words of the immortal meme- O NOEZ

[jeremiahjc]

Mike's vibratto at the end is . . . magnificient.

[AliceMoving]

That's my favorite part, that and when he bounces his hat into the air at 0:09. X^) What a ham.

[dawahinshallah]

Now that's something to memorize!

[h0bbitatheart]

<3 <3 <3

Thanks for posting it.

[mst3kelsie]

Oh man so happy to find this on here! Thanks for posting!

[Rogers1981]

This is a really catchy song!

[niconova]

I'm with you Corvus. Thanks for posting it.

[NUTCASE71733]

HUNG LIKE A HORSE!?!

[ChrisSwan01]

....ickle.

[Sahuagin]

no... "Hung-like-a-horse-ical"

8)

[CorvusMoore]

Considering the motto of MST3K and the MSTies is "Keep the tapes circulating" there shouldn't be any reason these get taken down thanks to the crackdown,its what the makers wanted, MST3K kept visible for those to see.

[niconova]

Hopefully it passes under the radar of the "Crackdown".

[cubtat2]

ROF!!!

[jarelkortan]

what movie were that making fun of in that episode

[NUTCASE71733]

The movie was called Outlaw.

[hentaikittymew]

OMFG i had no idea this song was from MST!!!! thjat amkes this song 100% better!

[frisbiegirl]

I like Mike's "Lion from the Wizard of Oz" type singing at the ending to the song....good stuff

[ngtnp]

I love this episode (it's from Outlaw, right?), and particularly this song. Thanks for posting!

[AbbeyNormal]

This is my second favorite MST3k song right behind the Canada Song. Thanks!