Super Mario Rescues The Princess

[CH1CO900]

oh fucck i thnk i hate toom any shorsmzz

[EvilRyuGuy]

Seth MacFarlane material...

Search "Mario's Reward". It is a Mario parody based on the same concept, except that it's actually funny.

[PhillipSchneeman2010]

That was a great video Lol

[DancingSpiderman]

Fuckin Kimmy Kardashian... bite her fuckin head off , too

[HooD11eKrAFtY]

240p.... we meet again

[lotusclown77]

fuckin brilliant! stupid ungreatful bitch.. rotfl

[grammaangie]

this is the good reason that link got zelda.

[drago884]

I was hoping for more exaggerate violence - like maybe the dragon eats her lover half and she crawls around screaming bloody murder with her intestines al hanging out as Mario stands there chuckling about it

[guramika1]

by da wayy by da wayy

[123123yoshi]

I think it's spaghetti o's under the bridge bowser falls in lol

[rvbrowning1001]

You are all stupid stfu and enjoy they humor

[2girls1freak]

way to take some ones video and repost it to get efame, faggot

[TheLizzardOh]

@2girls1freak He gave him credit, stfu.

[2girls1freak]

@TheLizzardOh you stupid fuck. it doesnt matter, hes still leaching views from some 1 else exact same thing

[TheLizzardOh]

@2girls1freak And you think many people don't do the same thing and get even more views?

[MyCrash97]

56 people are on team seth green

[silverdude55]

where is the m on his hat

[GuitarsRgood]

Italian Stewie

[MrCRAZYDRIFT1]

turn on the audio captions:)

[14597ojai]

Anyone else think the burger king at the start totally looks like chuck norris pulling a troll face?

[Harleyquinn191]

should have stayed in the kitchen.

[nizzlewhizzle]

Why can't the prinsess save herself for once.

[xTaPzZx]

Princess Give head Or lose Head! (ya stopid bitch)

[Soundfonter]

You know what, fine! Oi dragon. You can have her.

*muchies*

[Benzinhead]

typical spoiled white bitch, nice ending.

[jono501]

he went through all that for nothing she is so ungreatful and she got captured by something that goes on a salad:o she should give the guy some credit he should have stayed at home waching his cheesey italion films. well at least she learnt a lesson win head or lose head;)but still its joke i am not going to be acussed as buzz killington!just lol...orelse!i am just kidding or am i i am just kidding enough jokes about this i am like a jock beating up a nerd but i would never do that.

[TheKrishWadeChannel]

thats y u dont get mario mad

[deathspath13]

You got kidnapped by something that goes on a salad.

[DMIBinario]

hey..dragon you can have it!!SRSCHHHH!! = D

[ShyGuysBro]

I like how peach screams his name but later she says she doesn't even know him.

[kibainuzuka4eva]

53 ppl didn't pass mario the video game

[AnchFriends]

good english :D

[macthelost]

When i touch it, it goes like this: Da da da da da da da du da da da da!

[SammyKillsAsians]

By the waaaaay. By the waaaay.

[MrRobberderob]

I like the sound of the princess' brains being crushed in the dragon's mouth :p

[EdwincSBU]

LMAO!!

[RatedEXTREAMSBrother]

@rainebeau its actually 48 people.....

[lava172]

@RatedEXTREAMSBrother read when the comment was made...

[gamerzx10]

@RatedEXTREAMSBrother that was 8 months ago ._.

[pinkylover75]

fail

[AbaMiguel]

The moral of the story is: When a dude saves your life, he owns your ass.

[LPS09azz]

super funny!

[lollipop5871]

@duranls1 there's a robot chicken sketch just like that.

[duranls1]

imagine one with Zelda and LInk

Zelda: what I suppose to do, I got kidnapped and been though so much and now you want me to kiss you? not going to happen

Link: you have any idea what I been though?! no seriously and the second time I went thoguh all that shit you were SLEEPING WTF?!

[RoboDevil495]

Which Episode is it

[duranls1]

@RoboDevil495 is not an episode is from the Seth MacFarlane Cartoon Comedy DVD you can check several videos of it on youtube BUT some are very Adult content related, like "guess that Animal Penis" or something like it XD

[ShuffleswithHearts]

BY THE WAY!

[9DiamondSparkle8]

who would do princess peach?

im not a les, but i think i would.

[TheGreenBabyGirl]

HEY!

Be thankful he's not asking for sex princess peach you little bish, -_-

[MrTommyboy36]

@TheGreenBabyGirl agree

[irongiant20012001]

Ungrateful mf

[KOSPink]

I saw this in a Nintendo flipnote and wondered what it came from!!! Now I know!!!

*･゜ﾟ･*:.｡..｡.:*･'(*ﾟ▽ﾟ*)'･*:.｡­. .｡.:*･゜ﾟ･*

[Thaofus]

omg.. mario just wanted a kiss.. what a bitch she is.. O_o

[drag096]

Gay

[drag096]

Gay

[chrizid]

raped the replay button for this video both from work and from home...

[mirabellius]

I like this

[CeletialDarkness]

"Hey, dragon. you can have her" ROFL!

[SavageWolf211]

XDDDDD DAMN!

[Antralian]

"....yez bringhez, iou ar fvrii..."

[fieryimmortal]

lol xD click pause... load full... click 4 and 5... i just saved your life... you need to have sex with me

[ChinchillaAngel]

If some dude when through 8 levels of bullcrap castles to recuse my ass I would FUCKING KISS HIM

[mirygilmore]

@ChinchillaAngel yea i would too but not if he asked me like he owns me now or something

[nowwegot4]

I HATE PEACH

[torin4ever]

41 people didn't get the star

[rainebeau]

39 people are on Team Luigi

[luigikiller1000]

@rainebeau im on team luigi and i like this

[vonhafe8]

1:35 keep pressing :)

[sophieannac]

Very funny ha ha ha ha (30 min. later) ha ha ha (:

[keanac1]

By The Way!!! I Had to Jump Over These Turtles Things And Only Once In A While I Get Help From A Star THat Goes "Da da da da da da da da da da "!!!!

[Napolitano22]

EXCELENTEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE­EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

[joequigley72]

GOD DRAGON

[tweety9102]

Screw this, dragon, you can have her.

XD

[MorsIchimonji]

your night-a-mare is overr

[wickedwitchwest12323]

next time lady just give him the kiss... XD

[lfbg007]

Im glad that bitc# got owned, next time she wont mess up with mario.

[Jessieroxannee]

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[coolnazo6776]

1:32 - 1:43 thats wat she said? ... idk if its right

[chiriviscospower]

Serves that ungrateful bitch right

[Bayern1291]

LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO U GOT KIDNAPPED BY SOMETHING THAT GOES ON SALAD!! LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL DEAD!

[UnknownConsequencess]

every once in a while a golden star would appear above me, and i would jump up and touch it, and then i go ''tata ta tata talala xD LMAO

[SSBBechimetal]

-i'm not kissing you

-ok, screw this, screw it. hey dragon! you can have her

*munch munch*

XD

[Molhedim]

ok, screw this , scre...hey dragon , you can have her.

[fpsisfun]

I am cool because I write a line from the video in my comment

"and by daaa way....by daaa way.."

[lore89Salentu]

cazzo ke inglese!!!! ahahahahahahaahahah

[Sasuke10garra]

kml

[ashton830]

lol

[tomakiakls]

hi guys...I'm italian and I'm still trying to understand what the fucking princess says at 00:45...could anyone tell me that please?what's the form she makes the phrase?

"why should I do that" or "why what I do that"?

[AMMOON89]

@tomakiakls "why WOULD i do that"

[tomakiakls]

@AMMOON89 thanks a lot man!

[AMMOON89]

@tomakiakls U r welcome ..I'm a girl :)

[haaga17]

@tomakiakls Its why would I do that.

[Alex42092479]

She deserved that

[MiniMew3]

kepp presin too.

[bubulynabuff]

jesus christ, im not asking u to suck my dick, all i want is a kiss! LOL

[foof811]

Nintendo just got PWN3D!!!

[Armalizilto]

Bowser is a freaking fire-breathing monster koopa, calling him a dragon is alright (?_?) and funny.

[2511Blackhawk]

mmhhhh.....  princess

[himomhi123]

You got kidnapped by something that goes on a salad LOL

[TheJonfat]

lol family guy mario

[GlobalAndy]

Bye Duh Whay Bye duh Whay XD

[MegaScabs]

BY DAH WAY....BY DAH WAY xD

[Smileb4Me]

She deserved it.

[MARIOFREAK821]

Hey dragon, you can have her.

OMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOM

[blubabe47]

u got kidnapped by something that goes on a salad! oh classic, sorta, kinda, not really, no but its still funny!

[Ashinator5000]

much better quality than eliel1815shadow's video of this

[ijustloveanime]

"you got captured by something that goes on a salad" lolz

[Spyfff]

why did they put a beep when he says 'Jesus Christ"!

[FFTVII]

'Game Over' for the princess.... :s

[palkiabros]

1: Not even funny.

2: Kidnapped by mushrooms... Bowser has no mushroom minions. Or little of them.

[MisterXenomorph]

@palkiabros goombas are mushrooms

[palkiabros]

@MisterXenomorph ... The fuck?

[seen9030]

Thats why browser likes her

[Pokekinzmaster001]

"by the waayy, by the waayy...'' LOLLLLLLLLLLLLL

[dnaruto2]

thats exactly how i'd expect it to be.

[JackassBagels]

Dragon? hahaha browsers a fucking turtle hehehe how i love italians

[xFENRISx]

lol @ 1:35

[Anim8sme]

Mario: I rescued you!

Peach: Yeah, but i dont even know you

*FLASHBACK*

*Bowser gets owned*

Peah: Mario, You did it!

...

No wonder she's blond |=1

[242believer]

Now thats how it should have ended in the game!!! lolz

[haaga17]

You got kidnapped by something that goes on a salad XD

[mistakengurlz]

@haaga17 dat shit was too funni

[brutaka359]

@haaga17 Isn't it "grows" not goes :P?

[Gerbildo123456789]

@haaga17 NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[whateves10111110]

YEAAAH FUCK YOU PEACH XP!!!

[skater4life4evr]

"and the only help i got was once in awhile a gold star would pop up abouve me id touch it and it would go da dada dada lala dada lala lala la dadada and it wasnt very much help"

[lute248]

didnt the dragon just fall into hot lava?

[JanuaryBlack1996]

sounds like stewie :)

[bbrofl]

'and by da way...by da way...'

You just know that this voice comes from the same roots as stewie :P

[mcash3]

thats stewie's voice right?

[kitanakane]

i love it 

[ThePassingDeath]

HD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!!!!!!!!!!!!

[fatjack2b]

hey dragon, you can have her. *nom nom nom*

[YourWaWeekly]

And By The Way. By The Way.....

How come mario can smash through bricks, but dies when he touches a little turtle?

[BigfootIsReal4Realz]

@YourWaWeekly Yeah totally whats up wif that? Oh wait.........when he eats a mushroom he gets high and THINKS he breaks through bricks and the turtles are actually t-rexes. Think about thaaaaaat.............mmhmm

[jbobdavis1984]

The last time i rescued the princess she gave me head.

[HaloLvl43Legit]

Bitch do you have any idea how many castle I went through to find you? I'm wanted for murder for killing Toad after he said it for the 10th f*cking time!

[Sw33tLaCr0SSiN]

You got kidnapped by something that grows on a salad.

[zoeytito9999]

when he sais "by the waay, by the waay" it sounds like Stewie! XD

[shane18475]

what a sad ending

[gameplayer3001]

Funny

[FantuckinabulouS]

he gets there. right away she says "MARIO!" then later...."i dont even know you"..

and ok hahaha = "you got kidnapped by something that goes on a salad." (:

[Jahiezer]

Jaaaaaaaaaajajajajajajajajajja­jajajajajjajajajajajajajja xDxD

[Zodiarkz]

She has a point, she's under no obligation to kiss him. She doesn't even owe him that much. Still she probably would have rewarded him somehow anyways. Something much better than lousy kiss.

[dejarneman99]

and by the way by the way there was no only muschrooms there were also those schel turtle thing i need to jump over

[Coletrain19tkm]

karma

[mewichigo64]

the mario games hard though. 0____0

[saracha]

man fuck peach she's stuck up shallow ass bitch...

n' Mario took no shit from that punkass trick..

she finally deserved what was comin' at her lmao...



[HtheKing777]

LAWL you got kidnapped by something that grows on a salad

[DannyBoyProduction]

imma not asking you to sucka ma dick

[Jayli0]

@DannyBoyProduction LOL love the way he sasys that

[munim2020]

You got kidnapped by something that goes on a salad!

[10luigirocks]

pause exactly at 1:50 and that must hurt!

[Zebulonartist13]

@10luigirocks i did and damn!! O_O

[whisperedwind018]

and bye the way bye the way..lol

[TokyoNerd]

I'm not going to subscribe to a channel containing content that's not yours.

[violetrockstar260]

wheres the M on mario's hat? it's all in red that can't be right...

[smbzfan1]

@violetrockstar260 LMAO! i just noticed that!

[DisneyTweek19]

@violetrockstar260 probably copyright issues. :-/

[Semin73]

lfmaoooooooooooooooo omfg

[ZZOMGproduction]

lol the dragon was like NOM NOM NOM!!!xD

[wetdream09]

i LOVEE THIS it is soo fucking funny

"i aint asking for you to have sex with me, all i want is a kiss"

bahaha shrud cunt deserves getting ate by dragon

[hyru123]

you got kidnapped by something that goes on a salad

[TwilightPrincess841]

LOL this really reminded me of a TV show based on a videogame called the Legend of Zelda. I think the people who made this vid stole the kiss part from that TV show. LOL MArio and Zelda are created by the same person Shigeru Myamoto. LOOKy my commet below

[yougoBIGBRO18]

@TwilightPrincess841 You saw it on Robot chicken right?

[TwilightPrincess841]

@yougoBIGBRO18

No.

It's actually a tv show that aired with the super mario show. The last 15 minutees would show it. Though I say I prefer the silent Link from the video game better. 0_o Excuse me princess gets annnoying after a bit. LOL What episode of robot chicken did u see it on?

[TwilightPrincess841]

Mario: How about a kiss? Peach: what? (TV Show ) Link: You stole my line! M: Whered you come from? L: I dont know what am I doing here? M: 0_o P: Im not giving you a kiss! (TV Show) Zelda: Im not giving any of you heroes a kiss either M: Excuse me Princess! * sarcastic* L: you stole my line again! M: really? It was really hard and no kiss. L: well Zelda wont give me one. and stop imateting M: make me L: *takes out sword* M: ooh, fake sword Z & P: Fight fight fight

[jeepo88]

Can't blame her, he's one big fat ugly man

[pressden43]

And by da waaay, by da waaayyy....

[texashorns247]

isnt Bowser a turtle? but still hilarious

[loumaka000]

and every once in a while i would jump up and touch a gold star and it would go, dadadadadalalaladadadadalalala­la

OMGBBQ lol LMFAO ROTFL

ok screw this dragon, you can have her.

*chomp*

hahahah funniest thing EVA

[texashorns247]

hahaha Mario did the star noise sooo well, hilarious.

[Gemini1251]

princess peach has a point

[bagolic]

the turtle who throws hammer in the cloud we called it here in philippines  SUPER LOLO