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  • "The bible is clear in the fact that is says-"

    Two word rebuttal: Euthyphro's. Dilemma.

    I don't even need to make a new argument against S.A.L.T., since Socrates made the necessary counterargument over 2000 years ago.

    Think about this for a moment: S.A.L.T. ran on an argument that demonstrably failed BEFORE Jesus was (supposedly) born. People are STILL USING this failure of an argument, without EVEN TRYING to get around the dilemma.

    Astronomical Fail

  • Masturbation is good for you. 10 out of 10 doctors agree. 

  • that's right. masturbating is a tool the devil uses to control the minds of teenagers to cause them to turn to worshiping him. That's right. If you masturbate too much, you will be wearing a red cloak and chanting "HAIL SATAN" while doing tai chi and probably whacking off.

    also taking a shit is a sin as well.

  • ohh im so depressed looking at this stupid woman....i need to go masturbate to get some fun back in my life.... :)

  • What is the reason JEWS have it out for this woman? Is it because she won't push your JEWS conspiracy Agenda? She can't be bought by you racist untrustworthy Death cult? The worlds is waking up to your JEW bullshit so you have good reason to be scared !

  • @UnderwaterPirate ...wow... just wow... that right there... that is, without a doubt in my mind, the official quote of the year. you should be elected representitive of those who suffer from severe thinking inability.

  • The bible also says a lot of really odd things about stoning people and kill people who don't follow the 10 commandments...

  • You're welcome!

    <3.

  • We ALL do a lot of stupid things during our high school/college years!!!

  • She was cute when she was in her 20's - What is she, like freakin' 40 something now? lol

  • Colorful Christine is dumber than gnats!

  • hmm I like to fuck. Well, Go fuck yourself christine o'donnel

  • What a stupid cunt!

  • Fuck what the bible says, what do a bunch of know nothing 1st century goat herders know about sexual health anyway

  • The pastor at 1:00 secretly masturbates (violently) to pornography, in spite of the passive-aggressive display seen here.

  • Im thinking of something else other than sanity when I see a face like that wink wink ^_~ 3:21

  • Bill Maher has the most powerful weapon against anything--ridicule. It works nearly every time!

  • If they elect this person they deserve each and every screw ball thing that comes with her.

    She hasn't had a job in years, no visible means of support what so ever

    The last "office" she attempted to run for she milked the donations and then kept them to live and part on

    She messed and "dabbled" in Witchcraft but isn't a witch (reminds me of the I didn't inhale crap from Bill Clinton and I like old Bill Clinton but please Bill, you didn't inhale? Give me a break LOL

    O'Donnell is a joke

  • @NiteStar131 That people suport her is a very frightening joke.

  • LOL. Is that Clive Barker? 

  • 1) The girl who denies a man her body is selfish, that's when that man masturbates. 2) I think Riketz was attempting constructive criticism, but didn't realize that he came off more on the douche tone, instead of the insightful tone.

  • ......no masturbation = insanity, mania, it WILL drive you fucking crazy....

  • im not religious or anything, i am agnostic, and i fully respect other peoples religious views, but when it comes to dumbass people like christine o'donell and her little SALT cult, trying to spred their bullshit across an already stupid and ignorent america, it makes me wanna kick them in the fucking head for passing the point of stupidity

  • I wonder what she thing about me masterbating while watching this vid lol

  • Wow. Way to jump the bandwagon.

    Seriously, if the best the Dems have against this woman are some remarks she made well over 10-15 years ago on masturbation, evolution, and witchcraft, then they are going to lose hard! Pure mudslinging at its best, or rather worst!

  • I am making a stand against Christine O'Donnell's views on masturbation by beating myself off whist watching her videos. Excuse me while I go to the store, i'm out of TP.

  • HOW CAN YOU INSULT FRUIT FLIES LIKE THAT?

  • For the sake of argument.

    God made humans. God made animals.

    Animals fuck like crazy and kill other animals.

    What makes us any different?

    Too bad there is no god.

  • She's just so fucking..dumb.

  • It's misguided robotic Christians like this that make us all look bad. Jesus came to Earth to show us that we must use both intellect and reason in interpreting holy scriptures, not just literal interpretations -- why do ya think he always told parables. If she can't be honest with herself or her religion, then how can she be trusted to run a state. She'll do and say ANYTHING to be in the spotlight.

  • Nothing dumber than living your life based on bullshit. I mean these nutjobs think natural feelings and hormones are evil. STFU

  • she seems pretty sure saying you cant masterbate without lust, i wonder why

  • Well, they seem to think that everything that makes yourself happy is selfish? That's bullshit.. Selfishness is when you put yourself over others.

  • witchcraft and masturbation is awesome!

  • Someone who was against masturbation as her opinion or a marxist that wants to depopulate the earth. Gee, such a hard choice. I think I will go with the moral religious person over the guy that wants to kill everyone. That shouldn't be too much of a difficult choice if you have an ounce of common sense.

  • @Standonarock Good one. I mean, the best these people have against this woman are a few remarks she made over 10-15 years ago on trivial shit like witchcraft, masturbation, and evolution. It's Palin all over again. How about adressing her politcs? At least TJ did that!

  • i dont masterbate because im a girl...but if i could then i would. and definitely do witchraft.

  • @NOVAGIRL666

    girls can masturbate too haha

  • @NOVAGIRL666 Umm, woman can masturbate, ya know.

  • @NOVAGIRL666 Ever heard of dildos? or fingers...

  • idiots

  • @Riketz

    why don't you just keep your opinion to yourself instead of complaining on my comments section? If you don't like it, don't watch it. Simple as that.

    thanks anyway.

  • @Riketz Really? I've seen WAY worst. I didn't even notice anything that was too distracting.

  • Holy shit!! Am I the only one that didn't listen to a single word in this video and just thought of how hot she is?

  • @RaVexChainz yes. shes even 90s fugly. Even fuglier by todays standards.

  • @RaVexChainz Not alone, there ;)

  • Oh, I love any politician whose basis for all their positions start with "The Bible says.."

  • @faazlh15 To be fair, she really wasn't a politician at that time. It's an MTV clip from 1996, when she was 27 and involved in nothing more than an anti-masturbation group.

    Still a stunningly stupid cunt, though, yes.

  • What a bunch of prima donnas some people have to masturbate because allow the people are arrogant snobs that won't have sex with anybody if they make less money than someone else. I would let people masturbate then be child molesters. Some people are asexual that they do not believe input in their face and someone's crotch that is very close ass hole.

  • my heart is extremely lustful. Its BURSTING its cells with lust.

  • bible says you can kiss my ass

  • if i dont jack off how am i suppose to stay awake while leveling and doing hw and whatnot

  • how can you give you're self aids by masturbating?

  • A wank a day helps you work rest and play. Everybody know that.

  • She doesn't even know the difference between Wicca and Satanism. That's like thinking that Catholics pray towards Mecca five times a day.

  • the bible says that u should shut the fuck up, christine odonnell

  • the bible says that u should shut the fuck up

  • These people are so pent up because their systems are so flooded with unused hormones. I tried to go fap free for a week- but closer to the end one thought, and my system was surging and i hardly slept. with all the extra hormones, I'd get really stressed out. Fap-free celibacy fails

  • 0:52 She totally wants to fuck him! look at her...

  • Hmmm... 'Lust in my heart is the same as committing adultery'

    Well... Blood Lust. Think about it.

  • Americans deserve the government they get. Unbelievable morons.....

  • @Bjug01 That's really not fair. It's not MY fault 85% of Americans are Christians! Yes. That many. But please, don't say I DESERVE the kind of crap government I've got to deal with! I'm at a big disadvantage here!

  • LOL BIBLE SAYS. WHO THE FUCK WROTE BIBLE ?

  • Boy is she stupid, or what? Bible my ass. 

  • I think she needs to get laid again but not as hard as that first date where she lost her virginity and didnt understand where the blood came from.

  • shes so fine but soooooooooo fucking stupid

  • I guarantee all of these people against masterbation did it about 82 times a day when they were younger.

  • Another example of left wing cockroaches coming out of their closet, to infest the universe, probably while jerking off to photos of Stalin, in this case a puke face of that police state called the UK !!!

  • @Eadhmonn ? She's right wing.

  • LOL the bible obviously says that preachers should say sex with females is wrong because their faggot asses want to fuck 8 year old boys.

  • The Bible is very clear that morals are relative. Euthryphro. QED.

  • There is probably a direct correlation between people who orgasm and stupidity. She would probably feel so much better if she just fingered herself.

  • @UsernameClayton OMG I can't believe you said that. That is so 'n funny.

  • I was jerking off while watching this

  • If its selfish, then have they ever asked the other person who says "I have a headache"? Its a selfless act to that other person, because it saves them from having to do anything.

  • I have to shave my palms every other day and my eye sight is slowly dimming. Spank that monkey!

  • Masturbation = Sex???? Shoot me now.

  • @CrudOMatic Of course, it's sex!

  • @GoddessFourWinds

    ? Please tell me you are being sarcastic...

  • @CrudOMatic It's sex with yourself. Sexual self-stimulation which usually results in orgasm. That's what masturbation is.

  • @GoddessFourWinds

    No it's not sex with yourself. The very prospect of SEX with yourself is a fallacy. Sex involves more than one person - masturbation does not fit this requirement - also sex involves some sort of penetration - oral/vaginal/anal. Masturbation fails in this aspect too.

    Masturbation is simply self-STIMULATION. When a nurse/doctor stimulates a person's prostate to help them give a sample, is that sex? No, it is stimulation - as it is a form of masturbation.

  • @CrudOMatic And when 2 people enjoy mutual masturbation...? I supposed that's just stimulation, too, right? Who says sex has to involve penetration? You? Is this a way of getting around some Christian/moral issue? What about tit fucking? According to you, that doesn't qualify as sex either, since there is literally no penetration. I suppose I WASN'T molested for years because the perpetrator only stood over me masturbating, using me for visual stimulation? Right.

  • @GoddessFourWinds

    Mutual masturbation is still stimulation. Who says? Doctors, Science, people with a brain. Who says sex involves penetration? Doctors, Science, people with a brain. Tit fucking ins't sex either - just because it's got fucking in the name don't mean shit. This isn't an "end run" around a moral issue, it's common FUCKING sense.

    Isn't my fault that bible thumpers are batshit crazy, think they are the moral majority and try to change the meaning of everything.

  • @CrudOMatic Tit fucking is called mammalia intercourse. I thought I'd use a couple of words you can understand. But, since you can't seem to understand this entire conversation, I guess I'm done here.

  • @CrudOMatic It's considered non-penetrative SEX.

  • @GoddessFourWinds

    NO it is NOT. Are Christians all this retarded or what?

  • @CrudOMatic Oh. And according to your own definition, a prostate massage is sex: 2 people with anal penetration.

  • @GoddessFourWinds

    Weak - it fall in the same category as mutual stimulation - prostate massage ISN'T sex because there is no PENILE PENETRATION - maybe I should have clarified this before the Jesustown spin machine went to work on it.

  • @CrudOMatic I was just sayin. And penile penetration isn't the only means of having sex. 2 women sharing a doubleheaded dildo or a couple of cucumbers on each other, with penetration, are still having sex. I have a cousin who had an orgasm because of sexual stimulation that only took place above the belt. Again, it's non-penetrative sex.

    And I'm not a Christian. I'm an atheist. Masturbation is clinically a form of non-penetrative sex. Do some research.

  • @CrudOMatic Damn I have to say it: masturbation is AUTOEROTICISM. If that doesn't say SEX, I don't know what does.

    Now I'm done. (And I responded to these in the order they appeared.)

  • Occasional masturbation can prevent prostate cancer

  • what about people who masturbate to witchcraft?... ( LOL )

  • Masturbation is about as selfish as eating a dinner by yourself.

  • It's not healthy to NOT masturbate. If you don't masturbate, you end up with guys joining groups like the taliban.

  • Eating is selfish

  • OMG. my GF. loves masturbation and I love her doing it. It keeps her on the straight and narrow when I'm not around ( same for me. ) Also we get to have family time picking out new vibrators and other toys.

    Is this Christine O'donnell stupid? Is she still playing buy high school rules? Wake up call babe, you will not make many friends fu%$#^& around in their bedroom.

    It would not shock me in the least when she is caught in a sex scandal.

    You heard it here first.

  • Another Tea Party whack job. Is anyone surprised?

  • Selfish? Ok, so it's selfish because they're not fucking you, they're enjoying themselves? That's kind of ironic.

  • The bible is also clear on what I should do to my rebel son.

    I should STONE him.

  • @Kracg999 No, he should be stoned. Just get him some drugs and let him go.

  • LOL look at 0:56 she is looking at his crotch

  • lmao I'll jerk off forever bitch aahhaahaaa and smoke weed 420!!

  • 0:52 she's thinking man do i wanna fuck the shit out of you and then she looks at his cock lol

  • I masturbate to witchcraft!

  • @kdude1575 roflcopter. luv the reply!

  • JERK OFF 4 LYFE 420

  • stupid people FTL. learning is scary, huh Christine?

  • Thats some hardcore stupid!

  • ......da fuck XD

  • so let me get this straight, I only get aids if I have sex with someone I'm not married to?

  • the bible says . . .

    the bible says . . .

    the bible says . . .

    these ppl are fucking cultists if ive ever seen one , ,

    FUCKING SHEEP! baaa baaa

  • Wait a second, did that woman just tell us what the bible supposedly says about masturbation and tell how we should act?

    1 Timothy 2:9-12

    "In like manner also, that women adorn themselves in modest apparel, with shamefacedness and sobriety; not with broided hair, or gold, or pearls, or costly array; But with good works. Let the woman learn in silence with all subjection.

    But I suffer not a woman to teach, nor to usurp authority over the man, but to be in silence."

  • But I love masturbation..... and witchcraft.

  • @GeorgeDeadson Lotion is awsome for masturbation.

  • @Humberto4790 very true.

  • @GeorgeDeadson lets have a masturbation orgy. XD

  • Wait a second, I've been masturbating over Christian O'Donnell ever since Politically Incorrect.

  • @fywacia lol fantastic

  • What if I don't give a flying fuck about what the bible says? Gonna threaten me with eternal damnation? I'm honestly supposed to be as afraid of your imagination as you are?

    These people need to wake-the-fuck-up.

  • I can masturbate without lust....

  • Why are a lot of Republican females hot, but really dumb?

  • @jcac1023 What? You want smart and ugly? Pfft.

  • @SDubDaBulldogg It's a joke...and an observation.

  • @jcac1023 Ya don't say....

  • @jcac1023 Inbreeding.

  • crazy bitch

  • lool xD

  • she actually looked pretty good back then...

  • Saying that you shouldn't masturbate outside of marriage because it feels good is like saying "Oh, you shouldn't scratch your back because it feels good" or "And you can never get a message because that feels good too!"

  • if i video tape my wife striping then jerk off to it later does that count? or is it still bad? what if her girlfriend if blowing me while i go down on wife are we all sinning? if so i dont care about a heaven. besides if god was real i think more ppl would be attacking him for all the shit he's put us through. at least i would.

  • ...Delaware I give up

  • i love masterbation bitch. the bible is a fraud. she is a retard.

  • I whack off to this.

  • She needs to get laid!!!

  • She is a fucking idiot.

  • So is this the GOP's best strategy? Find a pretty woman with retardedly out-dated beliefs to woo unsuspecting xenophobic Americunts to her side?

    Seriously... WHAT THE FUCK!

  • The Bible says that any sexual act outside of the marriage is wrong...so does that mean I can still jerk off to internet porn if my wife is in the room? I mean, techniqually, that falls within a sex act inside of the marriage...hehe

  • @mjohanss1975 Your wife has to jerk you off while you look at internet porn if you don't want a man who lives underground to poke you in the ass with a pitchfork for eternity. This is an entirely rational belief.

  • @karl9x well yes, i can see the rationale in that. I wouldn't call it "an entirely rational belief" though. More like "an thoroughly proven fact" hehe...this raises a new question though: when the red guy pokes me in the ass with a pitchfork and if it turns me on, can I jerk off then? I mean, I'm already in hell..what else are they gonna do to me? hehe

  • @karl9x Now what if someone wants to get poked in the ass by that underground man...

  • AIDS and the other things that come from sex before marriage? Wow... she really is stupid. It's not like marriage changes anything. If one of them got AIDS, well, you're screwed.

  • Christine O'Donnell casts Melf's Acid Arrow at Bill Maher.

    (Bill Maher has a +20 spell immunity.)

    Range of touch attack missed.

  • The only way masterbation doesn't address the issue is if the issue is Christianity, which at the time she certainly believed it was. Not sure on all of her political positions now, except that she seems to be for some sort of laissez faire gov. which is a bit insane. I'm sure that will draw in all the Objectivist voters in Deleware, should there be any.

  • Jeez!

  • You don't need to masturbate if you know witchcraft and learn the orgasm spell.

  • I think I can change her. Let me masterbate her . Let me go to town on her muffin .

  • Christine O'Donnell is one of those texas teens who will do ANYTHING to keep men around

  • the bible says a load of shit and nobody with a brain will take it seriously

  • oh my fucking god!!! it's amazing though that a country which has palin and this moron in the political mainstream can do so well...the american people must be great to compensate for their representatives!

  • EAT MY LOAD BITCH!!!!

  • fuck you ill wank if i want to

  • oh well i'll kepp on wanking anyway

    dumb bitch

  • Where does the bible say sexual acts outside of marriage are wrong?

  • @Mithcoriel it does somewhere in the old testicle, but so what

  • is this for real?? LOL

  • Christine O'Donnell is a moron

  • My hand is teasing me again. Oh god its so hot...

  • well to enlighten you a bit.. i agree that she's a fucking dumbass, but Witchcraft and Satanism have nothing in common.. she's either lying or she was with a bunch of wannabe's. I study religions and Wicca (if she's referring to this..) is a benign religion.. the cult-like stereotypes that people put on them is really irritating because its nothing like hollywood.. wiccans are just a bunch of moms and dads that talk about how much they love nature.. srsly.. its a branch of shamanism.. research

  • if we want to maturbate and that was given by god then god must masturbate

  • I don't masturbate out of lust. I masturbate out of boredom.

  • I masturbated after watching this.

  • its the guy from mad men lol

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  • What would be the reaction if Christine O'Donnel hung out with unrepentant terrorists instead of witchcrafters? And what if these people protected her college record versus bringing it out in the open like they have done?

  • Now it's come out that this dimwit would prohibit ALL sex outside of marriage.

    Jeez, wonder how you'd manage that.... Hmmmm....perhaps an "army" of voyeurs on the Fed payroll who would be posted in every house keepjng track and keeping notes.

    I just don't understand WHO voted for this simple minded woman. What type of person would do that?

    Good grief.