MANTALK : How to keep your Man

[double0handsome]

Bye Daily Boss!

[SUPERCHICKGIRLGIRL]

ONE QUESTION HOW DO U KNOW A GUY IS CHEATIN´ON U

[psx2514]

Oh, and a few more things. No male "friends." No "girls night out" to clubs or loud bars (getting together at Starbucks or going to a movie is fine, but not places where the purpose of going is to meet people of the opposite sex because women always have that one single friend (you guys know what I'm talking about) or "girls trips" to Vegas, Cancun, etc. No Facebook (if you want to get in touch with your friends, call them).

[psx2514]

8 words to keep your man (from Tom Leykis) Long hair. Stay thin. Sex anytime. Shut up.

[Butukas777]

Well, i fed him, did him and i loved him. And he said: "you are too good for me, I want someone who's more bitchy".

I'm very disappointed. Being bitchy is bad and being too good is bad either. I think I'll become lesbian.

[SUPERCHICKGIRLGIRL]

@Butukas777 HAHAH well i won´t blame u for that XD even tho i m not into that GOSH all men suck i mean u treat them well they cheat on u , no matter how hot , smart and fun u are they still cheat on u and ask u for more so GUESS what '' SCREW THEM

[Jeiixihhchan]

Rob kardashian look alike

[mbb03f]

men like girls that arent fat fake jerks

[JacquelineHjorth]

Finally someone who's honest about these things!

[patientchick898]

I feed my BF all the time. 10 hour shift at work come home straight to the kitchen, every time he came home foods ready and warm and i waited him to eat together even it means i starve myself. I love him with all my heart and i do him and satisfied him. Turned out, He cheated on me, he called me shit, he abused me, he called me whore. He told me right before he dump me cause i caught him cheating " you are a shit! and i don't need someone that cook for me, cause i can do it myself!"

[SUPERCHICKGIRLGIRL]

@patientchick898 OMG MEN SUCK IM SO so sorry for u and i got the feeling mine is cheatin´on me ALL OF THEM ARE BASTARS ......

[Tightspagirl]

yes thats what a man needs but there are some men out there, who wants more then that.

[jawood16]

Wow

[Blueskybelly]

how does the man take care of the woman?

[BRONXPEPE]

Treat a Man like a Baby and you shouldn't have a problem with keeping him around!!!!! Compromising is good and Communicating is key dont bottle all your feelings inside until you blow a bomb of words on them and you just push them away!

[spelldiana]

you're really cute :D

[sgod33]

a sure way to get USED is to have sex with him...Find out if a Man really LOVES you...don't have sex until you are married.

[djdiligence]

SPOT ON MATE.

[misscharlottexXx1]

Thumbs up if you automatically guessed the "three things" that you have to do to keep a guy- I'm only 14 and I guessed :P

[lyndyb88]

what if he's the one doing the smothering?? lol

[83SuperT]

u look like u could be jessica simpson's brother...

[crescendo82]

First off you are soo adorable! Second, your stuff is fresh!

[RigbyPeep]

Nice advice dude. You know what I enjoy seeing? Do you get fan mail? Like, some wacky crazy funny stuff? That would be Awesome to see ^_^

[chino187ify]

lol im watching these things for women n men no homo 2 c how women think and i just realised i must look gay watching this lool

[TheLilAngel1991]

I love this you give great advice!

[fitnesschick1988]

lol. this is helping me with finding a guy thankuu its been a few years

[KittyzKatterz]

Basically....

Be a slave to a man, and you're good.

If you don't do what he wants, and you think he's wrong....You're fucked.

Sorry but men are the control freaks...

[mba2ceo]

Women do not care about keeping a man. Women desire sexual gratification and Benefactors.

[x0xhoneybee0x0]

@mba2ceo youre an idiot.

[mba2ceo]

@x0xhoneybee0x0 thank U for the compliment

[RigbyPeep]

@mba2ceo Please do not label all women like that. Just like all men should not be labeled as dogs in heat tryin to catch every hot chick they see. So not true.

[mba2ceo]

@RigbyPeep ... 99.99% to me is all :) 

[juanmincia]

This video was EPIC but unfortunately only 6,221 people watched it and 1/4 of them were women. But thanx for speaking the truth.

[2BeeR3al]

"No one wants to be smothered" Unless they're on fire. Then they might want to.

[starangel031785]

ok so i look good , keep in shape, have great sex, and take good care of men...........but they still leave........so whats up wit that?

[Justagirlthatruns]

@starangel031785 your name is starange...are you strange?

[RigbyPeep]

@starangel031785 Do you smother him? You can be doing it without realizing it. Also, I have come to find out, if you open your legs before he gets to know you, he has no reason to stay except sex. Make him Desire you.

[starangel031785]

damn, i need to learn how to cook better lol

[BeYJaNn]

You Deserve a COCK SLAPP.....and a stinky ball LICK....haha...come lick mine

[mikep3173]

HEY CHRIS, On Man Talk Can We Talk About some really cool places to vacation? Not Cancun or Panama City. BTDT. I mean like Caribbean ideas that nobody knows about. Ever been to San Andreas Island, Colombia or Roatan, Honduras? Heard they were cheap destinations. Just thoughts?

[XxNocturnalQueenXx]

let me wear skirts without making me feel bad lol and considering his "feelings" about every other guy around us

[sabinabean]

women are visual also basically I want the same things as men want so guys time to pay the piper

[vivaarnoldo]

Okay, so I didn't hear a "U (meaning me) told me so...U were right." On another note: Well done Professor (oh wise one who uses his brain). By the way, you forgot the most important part of your formula. Stop nagging--feed us Stop nagging--love us Stop nagging--do the nasty and basically--stop nagging. I know U covered it but women need a lot of reinforcement...STOP NAGGING. There, I said it for U, now I'll get the hate mail and U can slide on this point. Spot on Chris Cheers mate.

[groovyretrochick]

OMG I wish I had heard this advice 5 years ago. Maybe I would've kept my man. But he was a douche so I'm kinda glad I didn't. XD

[SamusEric]

I wish my girlfriend would look at my wood without having to squint.

[supersirotic1]

haha you rock

[tyakack]

lmao!!

[sgod33]

@SamusEric Then you want a thing to use for your own selfish pleasure...not a woman.

[Chopinatic27]

talk about Obamas little, suggestion/stimulus ideas. i think thats a pretty important topic in the news atm....

[Nicole52709]

I wish my imaginary boyfriend would give me real chocolate because this imaginary stuff just isn't cutting it.

[greatestpain28]

I LoVe

U for posting and talking about Man and Relationships, but I gotta Disagree

At some point...

Sometimes a woman can give their Man their all and still get Fucked Over.

And if u love someone, it shouldnt matter if they gain alil weight or lose a few. because the question will soon be,

"what are you really there for? The Mind or the Body?"

but overall,

I do agree its a 50/50 give. Theres No "I" in Team XD

[twiztidkid20]

not true, i took care of my man for 5 years then he split. wtf!

[juanmincia]

@twiztidkid20 cuz he's a douche

[h22page]

wish he would stop going to rehab just to have a place to sleep...too bad he's beautiful

[Gabe2775]

pie

[SeasonTrue]

how do i make my friend feel feelings for me? and fall in love with me ? i know her for long time.. 1 year

[Yiikez]

I wish that he could pull his head out of his ass and grow up a little bit!

[asdfghj10293]

My bf has no flipping back bone! He needs to learn how to defend me and himself. He has the musels 4 it!

[JOEYnoJUSTU22]

Exist?? :-(

[destyne93]

get off my jock

[IQ100Ego120]

I'd like my gf to be alive :(

[TALKsecretLIFEwithME]

i wish she watches the video so she knows how i really feel

[19nonnahs93]

I Need A Man Before I Can Keep A Man.

[SweetAffection2009]

i dont have an other sooooo.... this is akward :/

[loganladue]

I like cooking for my gf and i like it when she does the same for me. weve got a very good relationship as we both cook but i do alot of the cleaning. ill have to get her to clean more but not a problem yet

[Barbeara051797]

talk about the Grammys.

[EmBrunettex21]

just saying Chris....i cook really good. ;) oh and im good at loving people :D haha

[titodj]

dont ask for money - rule #1 for youtubers!! - im unsubscribing!!!!!

[SupDaily06]

BYE!

[titodj]

just kidding!...lolz....just wanted u too answer me back...lolz.... i know u were going to answer me!!...lolz.....LOVE UR vIDEOS!!...keep it up

[SeanMDolan]

@titodj you don't have to give a cent

[utubers4u]

Id like someone to wisp me away from my all girls school to find a significant other.. :)

[heavenblood03]

Holomonkey Thanks you ! lol .. I prefere to think so, or else I would have become crazy since that...^^

[CR4ZYPRSN]

we understand lol <3 uu! well he will most likely never read this but... i wish hed be more intimate!!!!! lol xx

[NiamhByrne64264]

talk about the grammys :D

[FOXYTINK08]

i agree men still need the lads night out i also enjoy the space lol x

[FOXYTINK08]

i cook for my man eveynight and i love it , i also make him luch everyday to take to work omg i sound so old im only 26 lol x

[lolocaustism]

this is sound advice ladies.

listen to him.

he knows.

[nikascott08]

LEAVE... lol

seriously that too much to ask of him?

[ariana1200]

Feed us, luv us, do us! Hahaha!

Can I do u? lol!

It is true that the fastest way 2 conquer a guy is by his stomach! I've been there twice so I know it does work!

I would luv if my guy will give me some time alone! I want 2 do my stuff by myself and have sum time 4 me! I'm a very independent person & I want 2 continue that way...

I know this is not gonna be featured cause u like funny comments and that kind of stuff but I'm just being myself!

I know... I'm boring! :-(!

Luv u Chris! <3

[Pt3R3D]

No significant other for me...

I need peanut butter for my jelly D:

[killerdragon55]

if i had a significant other it would be nice if he would actaully call me but since i don't. this doesn't aply to me as much as i would like it to.

[honeybeeissa]

Totally agree with 99.9% what you said Chris. 1 % is disagreeable because I liked Free Fr all Friday.;p

[jjg517]

I wish my significant other would wrap herself in seran wrap, put on bunny ears, and roll around in the back yard. Then come inside and do the irish jig...that would be fun!!

[suicidalbananasama]

wow everyone wants one to exist, maybe you should have kept 'htt' for How To Get A Significant Other

[suicidalbananasama]

i wish that significant other would exist =D It would be really really really nice to have one.

[thompeps]

I wish I had a significant other :-(

Wait, that just sounds sad...oh well

[Miepy112]

Taking a bath more often.. 'that smell'

[Padfoot74]

significant other...he's gotta exist first before I can tell you what I wish he'd do.

[Iamthemusicgirl1]

@Holomonkey yeah I do in our bedroom closet but he drops it on the floor in the bathroom before showering and walks right by it. Then my parents come to visit and think we live like pigs.

[marchinsouthernbelle]

I wish my significant other existed. Since he doesn't exist currently I guess that counts then. =]]

[xfftl8myheartx]

I wish my boyfriend even existed ._.

[Holomonkey]

@xfftl8myheartx Ditto...

[tipmcstag]

I wish my girlfriend was real...

:(

[heavenblood03]

About the news... It happened in France, but it happens in every countries... Drunk guys were messing around in the street and started to throw trashes to each other... A man when out in the middle of the night to tell them to stop, they just started hitting him a baseball bat ... his son went out too to help him and called the police, by the time they arrived the dad was dead and the son in the coma... How can people an be so insane?

[heavenblood03]

ahaha yeah I guess you're right .. But I fed my man, and left him space and everything you said and he left me for a 17 year old ... -_- .... Grrr!!!

[Holomonkey]

@heavenblood03 Then it was him, not you. (I'm serious)

[MrsUriexoxo]

I wish my boyfriend would just shutup and agree to be my slave already.

[KatxUNDED]

I wish he take the other 50% of relationship Becouse i dont like the number 100 -.-"

[smilejustin]

talk about the grammy awards show! :D

[Emmely454]

I'm glad there's no man in my life :)

[sweneytodfan]

i want my girl to grab my butt cuz i think thats hot and i grab hers so i think she should respond in some way :P

[Iamthemusicgirl1]

i wish he would pick his dirty underwear up from the bathroom before out parents visit. its not a pretty sight. honestly !

[Holomonkey]

@Iamthemusicgirl1 Don't you have a laundry basket? :O (I'm a man, and I still have one, but that might be because I'm gay...)

[wanupgurl]

wish my boyfriend would propose, i've been with him for a year now and we've talked about marriage.

[sithioth]

The most common things women do are over analyze, blow things over proportion when they're small and unimportant later bitch and nag about them, they expect men to act or do particular things when we all know we're not freaking MIND READERS and most importantly... some women just don't put the equal amount of effort into a relationship as much as we do they expect us to do all the chasing and everything. things you want don't just fall on your lap. my significant other is amazing. she's perfect

[whitemagick4]

best mantalk ever! everything was spot on!

talk about the grammys on tuesday?

[vladroman1]

50/50 ye dud

[ciornianucristian]

I think I would love if she would get on my horse . My horse is amazing. Give it a lick ! Mmmm it tastes just like raisins ! At a stroke of it mane it turns into a plane and than it turns back again when you tug on its winky !

[stunnershady]

i wish my dude would stop playin so many damn video games on his stupid xbox and take me out every once in awhile :/ im sure thats not to much to ask

[k3lly06]

Talk about Elin going back with tiger woods?

Haiti, Lady gaga getting robbed on the Grammy's

2010 winter olympics :D

[k3lly06]

xbox is awesome

[justsylv]

...exist :(

[notavailablechika]

yaay more mantalk ! :D

[valkor44]

i wish that when i go to her house she dosent just sleep i mean hellllooooo im here

[babygirl030708]

hahha this is why im gay.. men = to complicating!!

[fozzybear08]

how bout actually do something for me when i DON'T hint at it psh he doesnt even do anything then

[loganladue]

and i liked how to tuesday, :(.

[punkyfairy929]

Amen!! I am so glad you did this video because so many girls do not understand anything about men at all! I am probably one of the few that does understand them (Ironic because I'm single). I hope that the other girls who watch this will remember what you said.

[AmandaZz3]

Welll, one thing I wish he would do is PDA. It makes me feel like hes embarrassed of me. so he doesn't wana act like my boyfriend.

[sarahbull]

Good Advice Chris!

[kandiedkarma]

If it's 50/50 I want to know what a guy is supposed to do for his girl...

[MrWhatsup2012]

HEY I JUST WANTED TO BE THE FIRST TO SAY HAPPY BIRTHDAY CHRIS!!!!!! I KNOW IM LIKE 2 DAYS EARLY BUT IM NOT GOING TO BE ON YOUTUBE FOR A WHILE. mabye... hmmmmm lol. Oh a topic for Tuesday should be why do people subscribe to you? Like what makes them want to. You should know these thing so you can feed off of the information lol. Great videos. Oh also hurry up with the supricky channel. You need to sing more lol

[smurfelunn]

Well said Chris! but guys..remember, those advice goes BOTH WAYS!! =)

I'm still without a significant other, but the one thing i wish my last bf did that he never did was to leave me the hell alone once in awhile! =)

-Smurfy

[reallyRen33]

My boyfriend proposed to me a week after I started cooking for him...this all makes great sense. lol

[SenoritaDancer87]

I've dated 4 guys in my life. They all break up with me after 1 month! And I've done what you said. I take care of his needs 1st before mine. And I'm not the nagging, jealous, bitchy like other girls. But for what ever reason, guys dont want me:( Trust me I'm the kind to give the guy his space. But I dont know whats wrong with me:( HELP!

[rotarin0fficechair]

my S.O. needs to actually hold hands with me

its emberassing

[rotarin0fficechair]

it blew up.....

i'm sorry

[0LIVIABEE]

It might be nice if my significant other lived in the same state as me...

[shmellytaco]

i dont have a significant other. i feel bad :(

[chubbaluvva]

Do you have a sinus problem today..I heard a bit of Melvin creeping up in this video..LOL. Bravo for making this video because I had a battle of the sexes when it came to this topic at work.

You need to talk about this BS about Taylor Swift beating Lady Gaga and Beyonce for record of the year. Also, I motion to change the name topical into tabloid. It would be so wrong to imply you talking about news to applying ointment on your ass. LOL.

[SxEJohnDoe]

FIND ME! .. I hate being single >_>

[ZacRoshu2]

I wish that my S.O. would realize that im not a punching bag...

[aebteach]

make me a damn sammich once in a while, 50/50 here buddy

[Janita1544]

I wish I has a significant other....

[derekhough123]

i wish he would hug me more hugs make every1 feel better right?

[DarkEvilKitsune]

my significant other needs to find me, cause he hasnt <_<...

[sincetimespast]

i wish i had a significant other

[summerluv614]

ps- i shall miss how to tuesday....it was better than school

[summerluv614]

i wish my S.O. would be more....o yea, I DONT HAVE ONE!.....O the sadness

[chelseaCHAOS4]

i don't have a significant other, but if your free ;)

[alithaa]

i wish my boyfriend...

oh yeah... im single ¬¬

[Randommyhead]

QOTD: I wish my "S.O" would leave me alone since we're not together any more... :)

[LoneGabriel]

hahaha she brought you food and you fell in love

[AdamMorganTV]

I wish my significant other would use alittle more tongue. And I'm talking about kissing.... :)

[CupcakeSweetheart26]

I wish I had a man lol :P

[shortyhorse89]

realize that i really do like him and he would stop acting like a douche around his friends

[RandomCoolGuy2342]

QOTD: go out with me :/

[kjv55]

i wish my someone special would stop being invisible, so i could prove to everyone that im not crazy, and that my girlfriend is not imaginary

[staceydyan]

I wish my boyfriend would admit that I am better at driving than he is.

[Justinrp]

I liked substitution sunday and walk around wednesday =/.

Talk about the Grammy's!

[kriswish2000]

I liked how to tuesday how else am I going to hear you say "That's what she said." every five minutes!?!?

[kimbizzler89]

i'm single baby! and i think you should talk about the Grammy's. i guess? haha

[kyriekristine]

I love my relationship and everything we do in it so there isn't anything that i wish he would do because we have been going strong for a year and a half...yeah we have arguments/disagreements but we get through them together.

[mizsc0rpi0]

Stop playing WoW!

[TanyaUchiha2]

Aww I'm gonna miss WAW I really liked seeing LA through you!! I liked How To Tuesday but Topical (?) Tuesday sounds cool.

[aliaschick559]

I wish that my boyfriend would show up already so we don't lose our reservations. But in the real world, I just wish he would show up so we can hang out inside instead.

[KrystenKarah]

i wish he would call me....weve been dating 2 and half years...i have yet to talk to him on the phone once...always texting or hanging out.

[kce003]

i wish he would grow a butt chin.

[weirdfigureskater]

I wish my boyfriend would quote Edward Cullen more often.

[sexykittycat12345678]

my boyfriend is perfect

[Genn333]

I wish my significant other would; exist, because it's difficult to carry a conversation with my dog.

[SmellyTunaFishTacos]

Play call of duty........is this a question for girls or boys?

[BelleInc69]

let me be on top :/

[smilesalot4]

i wish my significant other would shave his back .jk. i dont have a significant other. yayyyy :)

[eciton1]

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[royboy502]

i wish i had one

[yoyokidrinku]

i wish my significant other would show up already. I'd like to meet him.

[thejudgemeister]

It was all so confusing anyway... it's good that your making things simpler. Have a great weekend. :)

[Whydothingshappen]

I wish my significant other existed, lol.

[spyty55124]

Thats doesn't deserve a lol... thats kinda depressing...

[mjvogue]

I loled.

[flutterby4242]

this is suuuchh good advice. im a girl and whether girls wanna hear it or not, you know its true stuff come on.