I've been thinking about our life together.. the good times, the bad. The truth is. I love you. Your tough metal exterior cannot hide your feelings from me. Is there any room within your 160kg capacity heart for someone like me? I know we can move on.
I've been thinking about our life together.. the good times, the bad. The truth is. I love you. Your tough metal exterior cannot hide your feelings from me. Is there any room within your 160kg capacity heart for someone like me? I know we can move on.
I feel like I'm watching a Lifetime movie about a chicken that fell in love with a meat separator. Just waiting for the part where the meat separator breaks its heart by living a double life or sleeping with the babysitter.
@723mariagarcia I'm pretty sure, and by that I mean like 85-90%, that the bin on the right was collecting the discarded bones (with a considerable amount of wasted meat. I wouldn't buy this model), while the lower bin with the chicken-sludge was collecting the separated meat. It's not any different from hamburger meat. Really, I swear, it the same thing. But with a chicken instead.
ITS NOT A DEBONER!.. MY ASS!!.. IT GRINDS UP ALL THE BONE TOO AND WE EAT THAT CRAP TOO!... WE ARE NOT DOGS!!.. THAT ONLY SHOULD BE IN DOG FOOD!!.. NOT FOR HUMAN CONSUMPTION!! WTH!!!
Thank you for the ordering information in the video description. This will make a perfect gift for that hard to shop for person one everyone's Christmas list. Hopefully they will come out with a version soon where you can just toss the whole chicken in and the meat comes out separated.
Why does the person pick through the chicken carcasses before throwing them in? I can hear their commercial. " We only grind up the best top-grade leftover carcasses for our meat paste".
"I love you, Mommy!". That's the sound of a satisfied MEAT Clown customer. You see, MEAt Clown Brand MEAT Nuggets are a staple in any loving home. Not only are they good. They're good FOR you. Not to mention good for your wallet. Try MEAT Clown Brand MEAT Based MEAT Nugget Products! You won't be disappointed!
IF YOU EAT MEAT YOU ARE A FUCKING SICK LOW LIFE SCUM BAG LOW CLASS WORSE THAN A TERROIST OR PERVERT MOTHER FUCKER EATING MEAT IS SICK ITS FOR LOW CLASS CHEAP ASS DUMB FUCK PEOPLE EATING MEAT IS DIRTY IT MAKES YOU SMELL AND FART TOO MUCH AND CONSTIPATED IT IS FUCKING DISGUSTING SMELLY DEAD ANIMAL
@witchcraftlord Consuming mechanically recovered chicken from the poultry deboner has gifted me with powers of articulation and punctuation that are far beyond your wildest dreams
@tonedrunk Eating meat causes illness, you know how many people get cancer!? GO VEGAN, you are the one that is dreaming, eating chicken is for animals like cats , get need meat or they will die, i dont eat meat and im feeling great, sucks to be you, you are so ignorant,
@tonedrunk Im fine, im a very mellow guy, i smoke weed and chill out, everyone gets emotions in life, its how we deal with them, but im trying to help you out, i used to eat meat, living in Canada- meat and potatoes was the thing, chicken fingers and fries used to be a classic choice for me, I have care for the earth and beings, I am now vegan, going off pork is a great thing, the more days you have meatless meals, will help reduce pollution from livestock farming, peace!!
@uncled39 nope. chicken mcnuggets are all white meat, no mechanically separated chicken whatsoever. common misconception. to be honest, i'm surprised too.
why are you saying this looks good? to you know what that is its the ckicken eyes buss beak all the nasty part of the meat they dont want and they make past out of it and your saying that looks good what the hell is wrong with you
This has to be the MOST romantic deboning machine video I have *ever* seen, nay, ever shall see in my entire life. Bless you, and bless this marvel of modern science!!
It's just an ad. They Chinese company wants to sell these machines. That's why they've got the easy listening music. Asian companies use music like this to sell anything.
i dont understand whats so gross about ground chicken, its the same thing we do to beef when we eat hambugers. its not like its fake, its just mashed up...
@seanoreilly111 This is not ground chicken. It is the trimmed bones from the chicken that contain very little meat. They remove the meat with this machine and use it for products that contain "mechanically seperated chicken" like chicken fingers, chicken patties, chicken nuggets, and other foods that are not of high quality.
ironically enough, so did the chickens! . . . eh? . . . eh? . . nothin? lol ok. seriously, though. did they have to get the video scored by muzak? elevator music and meat grinding. wonderful combination.
That gave me a big deboner. Im gonna have to watch some porn to make deboner go away. Seriously- even credits at the end! Japanese are a strange bunch.
I'm loving it!
Jaya365 1 week ago
i put my dog in won of dose. he bark really loud for one second. now he no bark anymore. thank you poultry deboner
bridgecommand 2 weeks ago
Why does it have the 2 Girls 1 Cup soundtrack?
Some what similar.
ComedyOnTheRocks 2 weeks ago 3
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Dear Poultry Deboner,
I've been thinking about our life together.. the good times, the bad. The truth is. I love you. Your tough metal exterior cannot hide your feelings from me. Is there any room within your 160kg capacity heart for someone like me? I know we can move on.
Our love cannot hide
Poultry Deboner.
TheSecretHarp 2 weeks ago
Dear Poultry Deboner,
I've been thinking about our life together.. the good times, the bad. The truth is. I love you. Your tough metal exterior cannot hide your feelings from me. Is there any room within your 160kg capacity heart for someone like me? I know we can move on.
Our love cannot hide
Poultry Deboner.
TheSecretHarp 2 weeks ago 3
D-lish
joebulls1 2 weeks ago
I feel like I'm watching a Lifetime movie about a chicken that fell in love with a meat separator. Just waiting for the part where the meat separator breaks its heart by living a double life or sleeping with the babysitter.
rquiksilver182 3 weeks ago
@723mariagarcia I'm pretty sure, and by that I mean like 85-90%, that the bin on the right was collecting the discarded bones (with a considerable amount of wasted meat. I wouldn't buy this model), while the lower bin with the chicken-sludge was collecting the separated meat. It's not any different from hamburger meat. Really, I swear, it the same thing. But with a chicken instead.
lockheedeagle 3 weeks ago
my dog doesn't want it, either
mseileenbean 3 weeks ago
ITS NOT A DEBONER!.. MY ASS!!.. IT GRINDS UP ALL THE BONE TOO AND WE EAT THAT CRAP TOO!... WE ARE NOT DOGS!!.. THAT ONLY SHOULD BE IN DOG FOOD!!.. NOT FOR HUMAN CONSUMPTION!! WTH!!!
723mariagarcia 3 weeks ago
Thank you for the ordering information in the video description. This will make a perfect gift for that hard to shop for person one everyone's Christmas list. Hopefully they will come out with a version soon where you can just toss the whole chicken in and the meat comes out separated.
N0vakDj 3 weeks ago 5
that is the same as a pug mill for clay yuck!!
xsagemasterx 3 weeks ago
sick. i have to barf now. gross!
gmcz73 3 weeks ago
I find this quite easy to masturbate too.
Aosterofroblox 3 weeks ago
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felixgregg 4 weeks ago
Which part go to burgers - the meat or bones? ;)
Herofromspace 4 weeks ago
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SzDanielSz13 1 month ago
@SzDanielSz13 THAT WAS I WAS SAYIN
Legoman346 4 weeks ago
Is this a joke?!?!?! WHAT THE FUCK DID I JUST WATCH?!?!
cirocar 1 month ago
i am so facking glad i'm vegetarian.
hhsdance94 1 month ago
@hhsdance94 thanks for your common sence gotta love my vegie friends
mrsmelloopy 2 weeks ago
The DB-200, turns perfectly good cuts of chicken into a fabulous, mucky, butt paste!
mydogspot78 1 month ago
I gotta buy this machine. start my own farm and make my own chicken nuggets.
5000Darkone 1 month ago
it's only bad quality grounded meat...no wonder sausages are really cheap...
gomby60 1 month ago
Why does the person pick through the chicken carcasses before throwing them in? I can hear their commercial. " We only grind up the best top-grade leftover carcasses for our meat paste".
fire302 1 month ago 4
that bottom bin looks like my SHIT!
papabear10000001 1 month ago
Yummmm!
Chicken nuggets, only higher quality meat(seriously).
The4LA2Baker0 1 month ago
Yeah, but--no gloves????????
7Adonijah 1 month ago
what's the name of that music please?
marwanlh 1 month ago
Gonna wait to get one till I see it on Groupon
nikolaospavlou 1 month ago
That looks edible!
samehl11 1 month ago
this video gave me an automatic deboner
lollercoastersoflove 1 month ago 4
@lollercoastersoflove See a doctor
totalsextacy 1 month ago
I saw the face of Jabba the Hutt in my deboned poultry meat!
42elgordo42 1 month ago
no wonder its chinese...
mooplusmoo 1 month ago
Sick
RussellMao 1 month ago
Kind of like watching 2 girls 1 cup
EmRebJac 1 month ago 3
Probably how the Mafia got rid of Jimmy Hoffa.I think from now on I want my chicken with the bone in.Not this chicken pulp goop.
JustRockinit 1 month ago
This is shit! Pure ugly shit.
djbethell 2 months ago
Nice music to grind up an animal to! Lol!
gigsters42 2 months ago
can i trad my wife in for this machine
woundspooden 3 months ago
@woundspooden hahaha
mordiskeale 1 month ago
jajajaja...the music...!!! this is very bizarre jajajaj....
452845452845 3 months ago
Dear uploader,
Can you have 4 of these machines quickly delivered to my morgue? I have allot of bony meat that is going to waste again...
I have to go make more SlimJims now.
from212 3 months ago 6
@from212 How about some soylent green
greendaysaint8302 3 months ago
I dunno bout the title
i was pretty hard after watching this
ItsTheBumples120 3 months ago
This music and video somewhat reminds me of 2girls1cup
alex45632759781432 4 months ago
"I love you, Mommy!". That's the sound of a satisfied MEAT Clown customer. You see, MEAt Clown Brand MEAT Nuggets are a staple in any loving home. Not only are they good. They're good FOR you. Not to mention good for your wallet. Try MEAT Clown Brand MEAT Based MEAT Nugget Products! You won't be disappointed!
TheStrangerPage 5 months ago
@TheStrangerPage *Thump* That's the sound of a vegan passing out from nutrient deficiencies. :)
from212 3 months ago
@from212 You don't know anything.
angiezilla1980 3 months ago
The music sounds like the music from "Prime Cut," the Kansas City meat market horror flick, starring Lee Marvin and Cissy Spacek.
Buckeyecat2002 5 months ago
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IF YOU EAT MEAT YOU ARE A FUCKING SICK LOW LIFE SCUM BAG LOW CLASS WORSE THAN A TERROIST OR PERVERT MOTHER FUCKER EATING MEAT IS SICK ITS FOR LOW CLASS CHEAP ASS DUMB FUCK PEOPLE EATING MEAT IS DIRTY IT MAKES YOU SMELL AND FART TOO MUCH AND CONSTIPATED IT IS FUCKING DISGUSTING SMELLY DEAD ANIMAL
witchcraftlord 5 months ago
@witchcraftlord Consuming mechanically recovered chicken from the poultry deboner has gifted me with powers of articulation and punctuation that are far beyond your wildest dreams
tonedrunk 1 week ago
@tonedrunk Eating meat causes illness, you know how many people get cancer!? GO VEGAN, you are the one that is dreaming, eating chicken is for animals like cats , get need meat or they will die, i dont eat meat and im feeling great, sucks to be you, you are so ignorant,
witchcraftlord 1 week ago
@witchcraftlord chill out, I'm only kidding. Truth be told, I've been going off pork recently
tonedrunk 1 week ago
@tonedrunk Im fine, im a very mellow guy, i smoke weed and chill out, everyone gets emotions in life, its how we deal with them, but im trying to help you out, i used to eat meat, living in Canada- meat and potatoes was the thing, chicken fingers and fries used to be a classic choice for me, I have care for the earth and beings, I am now vegan, going off pork is a great thing, the more days you have meatless meals, will help reduce pollution from livestock farming, peace!!
witchcraftlord 2 days ago
i <3 this video
piratesamurai45 5 months ago
I need that DE-BONER device. So I can get rid of my boner when I see a hot chick at school :D
MidnightGrunt 5 months ago
At what point do they add the green to the Soylent?
pmarie2003 5 months ago 2
Come on, there's nothing wrong with this video. This is what happens to everyone when they die. It's just a part of life.
soundslikescience 6 months ago 4
Mmm, hmmm. I love me some mechanically separated poultry.
bstiff929 6 months ago
The music makes it all right.
Isaiah6517 6 months ago 2
just add human!
Crasee89 6 months ago
Such beautiful music. So sad, yet full of light and hope. This video made me cry, but I feel good about it. Thank you, poultry deboner.
palapiku 6 months ago 82
@palapiku if this made you cry, you need to be a vegiterian or be a hypocrite
100Lavender 3 months ago
@palapiku lol
oiyabastard 3 months ago
@palapiku aaaahahahaahhhhaahahhahahhaahahahhhahhahhaaahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahahhahhahhahhhahAAHAHAHAHHA HA HA HA.,,..... ASHDHAHSHDHHAHAHAHHAAAAAAAAAAAA
oltmannmd 1 month ago
Nothing like a little elevator music on the disassembly line.
bagelboi66 7 months ago 2
Whats the big deal? it's a meatgrinder. Not like they are shoving live chickens into the machine.
magnetchief 7 months ago 5
is it wierd that this video is giving me a boner?
mrperplex123 7 months ago
@mrperplex123 U just wana rub all that mashed up meat all over ur willy don't ya? Go on admit it lol
SuperCriticalstrike 6 months ago
As I watch this, my sister is eating chicken nuggets. Delicious.
janevolturi64 7 months ago
Bottom is bone. And the one not on the grownd is the meat
LittleMissMe86 7 months ago
so which is the bone and which is the "meat"
34775101 8 months ago
cleaning that thing out is probably hell in itself.
Meerkat218 8 months ago
@Meerkat218 lol
FlemNmzzzz 7 months ago
whats up with the music?
lecto12345 8 months ago 21
@lecto12345 its for your pleasure
stiggyh 6 months ago
hahaha i like how they have peaceful music to go with such a graceful process
TeoryGonzalez 9 months ago 2
it's like a juicer
clearliquid 9 months ago
I'm eating McDonalds McNuggets as I watch this.
Vargin6for4lif3 9 months ago 3
No gloves? damn this world!
str8ownage 9 months ago 3
I just want to bathe in that every night
NYsportsfan088 9 months ago
That's just a big meat grinder it doesn't seperate bones.
john17972 10 months ago
Mmmmm...... Chicken MCNuggets.
uncled39 10 months ago
@uncled39 nope. chicken mcnuggets are all white meat, no mechanically separated chicken whatsoever. common misconception. to be honest, i'm surprised too.
kingcrimson234 8 months ago
@kingcrimson234 No they aren't. If you cant pull it into little strip like things, it's MSC.
Adam781 8 months ago
1:32
takin a shit
TehUltimateSnake 10 months ago
MMMM... Mechanically separated Kitten..
jeepmods 10 months ago
wait .. which bucket has the food you can supposedly eat?
bahdrakun 10 months ago
music sounds like 2g1c, with visuals to match
yortkiy4 10 months ago
why are you saying this looks good? to you know what that is its the ckicken eyes buss beak all the nasty part of the meat they dont want and they make past out of it and your saying that looks good what the hell is wrong with you
cdemko3 10 months ago
Is it bad that this made me hungry
Evilsquirrel100 10 months ago
This has to be the MOST romantic deboning machine video I have *ever* seen, nay, ever shall see in my entire life. Bless you, and bless this marvel of modern science!!
gokiburi666 10 months ago
the music and my stomach wanting to empty up through my mouth reminds me of 2 girls 1 cup.
kimmygalea 11 months ago
LMAO THE MUSIC :D
posiondelightz 11 months ago
love the 2 girls 1 cup background music
dreckken 11 months ago
bare hand handling???? their manager is a sick t**t - is it difficult to dispence a pair of gloves and keep mushed meat not infected???
mezcestro 11 months ago
Why did it feel like i just watched 2 girls 1 cup?
SeeDoYou 11 months ago 2
@SeeDoYou LOL IKR!
tallyhoman911 11 months ago
It's just separated meat mashed up, get over it.
iflippy 11 months ago
how is this disgusting? have you ever seen an animal get gutted? because thats what happens to every meat you ever eat, and it is nasty
this looks delicious
FireJebus 11 months ago
nasty as hell !
CrazyNative4 1 year ago
mmm.. makes me hungry. think i have enough money now to go and enjoy a chicken nugget meal at mcdonalds. yum yum
SuperAshai 1 year ago
thats not nearly as disgusting as i thought it would be
IdeonFukkatsu 1 year ago 2
whats with the music!!! is it the single.. my love for a chicken breast or what!! lol.
happystar8081 1 year ago
I WANT ONE OF THESE RIGHT NOW!!!!!
Kopihucky 1 year ago
it's like seeing diarea and soild poo comeing out at once
ttrop 1 year ago
deboner? I got a raging fucking stiffy now. Especially after seeing all this crying from these puss balls "omgz processed meat!!!!!one!!!eleventy!"
Detroitsownson 1 year ago 3
This is why I never eat processed meat, looks like the machine just took a dump. Fucking cunts
YoussefS 1 year ago
is that music from 2girls1cup cause it sounds like it
MsFishdude 1 year ago 4
Music is ON MY NERVES.
EW.
THIS IS GROSS.
YOU DON'T PUT MUSIC LIKE THIS TO IT :(
weezlucybites 1 year ago
DO NOT WANT!!!!!!!!!!!!1
fortsar 1 year ago
The hell is with the music?
Darkwingpunk 1 year ago
It's just an ad. They Chinese company wants to sell these machines. That's why they've got the easy listening music. Asian companies use music like this to sell anything.
FunkMan53 1 year ago
Oh dang. I got a female boner.
CV02KagamineLen 1 year ago
Yummmmy!
rosscobosco 1 year ago
Is the music supposed to provoke a sense of irony?
utdfan85 1 year ago
Deboner? Nargh, Still got one off this.
wozzup 1 year ago
Is this the music from 2 girls 1 cup?
ahust01 1 year ago 3
@ahust01 2girls and a cup ay. you dirty thing!!
rosscobosco 1 year ago
The music is just so inappropriate, romantic love themes to dismember animals to.
kooderpincher 1 year ago 2
funny if yu see a foetus go in lol...y am i watching this?
subsonix1932 1 year ago
and dont you just love how they have a peaceful piano melody playing as they're grinding up meat? Gotta love people
KarbonKopy98 1 year ago
Mmm...Anybody want a meat smoothie?
yepp...this is why I am a vegetarian(:
KarbonKopy98 1 year ago
Saucy.
KillaPhi2k11 1 year ago
well since this machine is chinese then im asuming those are dogs
ivhunter2 1 year ago 4
lol mmmmm gotta love them slim jims this is what goes in them
Darkangel240 1 year ago
SAD CHICKEN MUSIC
csfreak50 1 year ago
WHAT THE HELL!?!
I'm eating food that isn't washed and is touched by people without gloves!?!
The dude at 1:25 uses his hand and pushes the meat out.
Mysterious34 1 year ago
That dosent look that bad. the pink chicken nugget was bad.
caveman357 1 year ago
This is very unfitting music
ARCTICCUISINE 1 year ago
hahah! Right !
Lowpass86 1 year ago
yea ill still take a 6 piece
WBWpwns 1 year ago
imagin getting your arm stuck in there.....EW!!!!!!!!!!
RaChAeLoVeHiM4eVeR 1 year ago
The music really makes it.
Jcolinsol 1 year ago
they could make one huge chicken nugget out of that!
jeebus022 1 year ago
eewww.....I can't stand over processed food. What I don't even need to chew!
amandacrossley 1 year ago
fuck... i'm hungry!
dirtysailor49 1 year ago
Is this supposed to disgust me? It doesn't.
Whether you grind meat in a machine or do it yourself, it's food. Delicious, delicious food.
MrEngenz 1 year ago
@MrEngenz You realize they are grinding up the carcass , right ? AKA- The bones , connective tissue, cartlidge, beaks, feet...etc...
They arent mashing up quality cuts here, brah.
Lowpass86 1 year ago
@Lowpass86 Mmmmmm carcass.....
MrEngenz 1 year ago
@MrEngenz Hahaha ! Right !! Just sayin mate !
Lowpass86 1 year ago
@MrEngenz Yeah I don't think you understand exactly what they're putting in that thing.
Erozlol 1 year ago
she said 'boner'....
johnw73 1 year ago
this song makes me cry hahaha
it looks the ''2 girls 1 cup theme song''
gave disgust
GabrielRamosVEVO 1 year ago 2
@GabrielRamosVEVO god, you really had no need to mention that. really.
ricardobeat 1 year ago
...while I play unfitting music
Daghead 1 year ago
One machine 2 buckets
cjcarrillo889 1 year ago 28
ROFL<3
MicrophoneSpeaker1 1 year ago
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we dont need no education...
caltrof 1 year ago
i dont understand whats so gross about ground chicken, its the same thing we do to beef when we eat hambugers. its not like its fake, its just mashed up...
seanoreilly111 1 year ago
@seanoreilly111 This is not ground chicken. It is the trimmed bones from the chicken that contain very little meat. They remove the meat with this machine and use it for products that contain "mechanically seperated chicken" like chicken fingers, chicken patties, chicken nuggets, and other foods that are not of high quality.
joshster89 1 year ago
WTF it looks like diarrhea WOW im not going too eat mcdonalds for a long time now
zombiekids19 1 year ago
I was going to make some chicken nuggets for dinner later.
....I think I'll just go cry into my lettuce now.
TheVideoGameQueen 1 year ago 3
This is why I eat Chik-Fil-A
GunnerMan23 1 year ago
So... much... chicken.... @_@
om nom nom nom.
Zemorse1988 1 year ago
sooo sexy.
EDB9192 1 year ago
seeing that pinkish sheet coming out it's more boring than seeing your lawn turn brown on hot days
ocurro 1 year ago
Watching that stuff drip from the metal, I felt like humanity itself was those pieces of meat: slowly shredding ourselves into pick blobs: YUM
bernlin2000 1 year ago
are these also available for human cadavers (frozen)?
18plussert 1 year ago
yep. lost my boner alright
JustThereInTheAir 1 year ago 76
@JustThereInTheAir
ironically enough, so did the chickens! . . . eh? . . . eh? . . nothin? lol ok. seriously, though. did they have to get the video scored by muzak? elevator music and meat grinding. wonderful combination.
Venomwing88 8 months ago
@Venomwing88 it has been so long since i mad that my comment, that it actually hurts
JustThereInTheAir 8 months ago
Who added this music?! LMAO
rsdkfj 1 year ago 4
anyone else just get a massive boner?
SnapCrackleJared 1 year ago 3
That gave me a big deboner. Im gonna have to watch some porn to make deboner go away. Seriously- even credits at the end! Japanese are a strange bunch.
Tuuktalus 1 year ago
@Tuuktalus This isn't Japanese, It's Chinese.
Kurisutian 1 year ago
I am going to run right out and buy one of these now! You all are invited to my mechanically separated meat party!
plojka1 1 year ago
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NOM NOM NOM
sarahlovebud 1 year ago
I'd drink it with a straw!! Yummy!
smokedies 1 year ago
haha i would lUVVVV to put my hand in that machine and see what comes out of it
MrPowerraper 1 year ago
SOYLENT GREEN IS PEOPLE!
MuttinHead 1 year ago 5
Note the diarrhea on the bottom is the McNugget part.
The top part is to make boneless chicken.
snowboard9 1 year ago