CONFESSION

[anthropomorphicide]

acne, schmacne, go on with your life, Sarah, ...save yourself, go on without me! Nicht Schiessen!

PS Blemish?  I hate when that happens. Why were you saying you were Flemish? Did I miss something?

David

[ynotgmail]

Awwwww... you poor poor darlin'.... Lotsa *Hugs* n a lil Squeeze should fix that for ya!! ;)

[letmewritethisdown]

Now that's how you 1-up Todd Glass' big announcement!

[acdcpeon]

Only a temporary minor flaw on an otherwise perfect specimen of a beautiful woman.

[gregjarnigan1]

Squeeze it!

[muddyrules]

So touching - I was crying - Have you tried prayer

[tomboyelement]

If u dont like her y r u here

Fuckers

[darkangel91891]

I love ure Honesty

[Dreadlord1]

its called stress

[davidstighansen]

I wish I were Matt Damon!

[davidstighansen]

pretty



[ashstrifeff7]

can't tell if trolling.. 

[21scuderia]

ugly whore with no compassion towards mankind

[Simplepeepee]

i know dat feel

[mewani65]

oh my poor baby!

[KayleRJEastcott]

A pore got clogged? I'll clog something else if you know what I mean. *drum rimshot*

[BalticXY]

I do understand you.Many,many years ago I had the same shemozzle. I thought, I wouldn`t survive it. At that time a very good friend got me out of the mess I was in. After a simple skin grafting I slowly found back the way into the world of my own. There is nothing like a good friend.

[Weeeilll88]

@sarahsilvermanvideos she kind of reminds me of a frog...the ones you want to have sex with...........is that weird?

[blueyes7930]

I always thought Sarah Silverman was smoking hot

[Tyberius1974]

It's okay Sarah... Everyone knows that deep deep down... you're still a terrible terrible person...

>Yes, trolls... that was sarcasm... <

Love all your work Sarah.... even the shitty stuff is good.... :P

[ThEcReAsEy]

I don't know who she is.

I'm guessing she is joking right??

[TomichOooO]

this is SOOO sad =(

[ThomasSFH]

Booooring

[mRGr33NsS420]

i dont get it?

[theAntilli]

I was expecting "I'm a man"

-.-

[johno95x]

don't blame yourself. you're still very pretty. it's really all genetics. that means blame you your mom and dad, or whoever (of the two) you hate the most.

[MitzvaMobile]

Domb!

[fishnetsNcigarettes]

*breaks into tears -I FORGIVE YOU!

while writing this, i heard someone go into the bathroom and say,

i got to crap. -i lost it.

[gagitygoo]

lmfao

[SarahAKalghamdi]

مــــــــــــــــــــع نــــفــــــســـــــك

[XCavaleX]

is that a picture of a person eating out a unicorn's ass in the top left?

[clickonthisshow]

Yes, it's good that you came clean, but obviously the blemish says the opposite. Sarah, I can't forgive you. Sometimes we have to forgive ourselves. Perhaps you could go to confession. You don't have to tell the priest that you are Jewish. He could give you absolution and then it's between you and God. And next time, for His sake be more careful.

[Greg042869]

It's all in your head..?

[Zeebookow]

ha ha ha ha ha ha i want to kill my self know give my 1:45 sec of my life back pleas

[beastboixxx]

lol

[FrettingCajarot]

I like Little Esther's confessional video better, where she makes out with a dog.

[Boganvillar]

Ya know what I wanna know is... what does her asshole taste like??

[LordPlautus]

not funny

[burnsgirl88]

Do more videos!!

[LTDanno360]

you are a sexy lady

[brookersfanggg]

я бы вдул, хоть она и жидовка =о.О=

[mjbromann]

I love your work the SARAH SILVERMAN PROGRAM WAS HILARIOUS please do more ALSO JESUS IS MAGIC COMEDIC GENIUS!!!

[myoxcide]

It's okay Sarah, I hardly even noticed. Hey at least you don't have bags under your eyes!!!!

[myakutaku]

Sarah ure amazing I love you

[kellyb4]

Look away! I'm hideous!

[HardCoreEconomics]

you're a cunt 

[sanmusa]

You're still beautiful to me. I got a circumcision just for you. Just say the words.

[C4BROADCASTNEWS]

Sarah your simply the koolest there is,I love your humor and ive always been a die hard fan.Your beautiful in every way.Keep bringing the smiles.

[DeviousDamion]

I feel for you.

[Fpockets]

Poor Baby !

[UncontrollableJoc]

hahaaha :D Cant belive it :D ...

[LunaSeaSane]

Why that is just lovely. Yet, it got me thinking. How about:

S a r a h V a d g e y n s ?

[LunaSeaSane]

Or even

B u s e y P u s s e y ?

[CuddlyBadger]

This is no ordinary Jewish face.

[ENZSification]

-_-.. how sad...

[theonecritic1]

She is amazing.

[suzannebowen]

Truth is comedy. Comedy is truth, and I think that the world does expect you to be perfect, and they will pick and pick and pick at you until you are oozing with anger or incredulity while you make us laugh our asses off. Well, even though you've made me laugh even more than Robin Williams has, mine is still big and still there, thank Jesus. I cannot fit my 5'3" self into my old Barbie doll's jeans. ಠ⌣ಠ ಠ‿ಠ That's my confession. We love ya, Sarah.

[dirtysciencexl]

Favorite first world problem.



[EsotericTengu]

Make a Magibon type video. You have the facial expressions for it, let's see how good you are. BTW you're cute.

[xyzllii]

Such a catastrophe....but your pluck and courage in adversity...is admirable.

[yala6eef111]

hahahahahahah u r funny :D



[a315417]

Your a freak

[xyzllii]

@a315417 You are = you're. Remember that !

[Horizon321]

That's swell and all that you confessed to us, Sarah... but what about all of your previous sex partners? I mean, have you confessed to them as well? Don't you think that they'd want to know that you have this... growth, that could've possibly been passed on to them? I mean seriously, that thing looks contagious!

[PrinceLawless]

C'mon u don't have to be hard on urself, it's just a Blemish and there r ways to get rid of it ^_^

so no worries!

[megamaniac76]

Gee maybe when she was putting makeup on the rest of her face in preparation for making this video she couldve put just a little bit of makeup over the STUPID PIMPLE!

[mmmbenz]

human centipede in the background. haha

[lambyiii]

"a blemish"......LOL!!!

[bilos1993]

I though you were going to say something stupid. But now I understand...

[raydesut]

Nature can be so cruel. Do not be so hard on yourself Sarah! Though you are now horribly disfigured and unlovable in any meaningful way, the amount of sincere pity you will observe (and sure a lot of sheer disgust) will surely compensate for the years of lonely meaningless pain you will have to now suffer for the rest of your sad, sad life. Your fans support you, but now obviously in a sort of repulsed, grotesque sort of way. Chin up! And please, please, wear a hat from now on....

[frazer49]

oh, you posted this on the day, i`ve turned 39...how a maze ing!

[TheGreyblood]

Sarah, I'm looking forward to seeing you nekkid in Take This Waltz. I hope you go with the full 70's bush. My dick is gonna be chafed after that movie comes out.

[PaulTavora]

Oh Sarah, Apology Accepted. But I don't think that you have anything to be sorry for. Like you said: [you] did everything right.

You get bonus points with me for simple and direct communication!! :D

[itsonlyjersey]

Hahah this is awesome, your hilarious. Btw is that a human centipede diagram on the white board in the top left?! Lol

[lambyiii]

@itsonlyjersey YEAH LOL!!!

[hinarf]

Sarah. Drooooooooooooooooool. 

[Snakebite105]

Sarah I love you please marry me.

[Clusterfuck61]

Don't worry, sweetie, it will clear up. You are still loved. (I hope!)

[rlark243]

Don't worry; there's an scapegoat app. for that!

[MitzvaMobile]

Sound a bit like Tigers Apology

[MitzvaMobile]

Damn if she never said I would never know, ! Shut up Sara! regards from DTLA

[MiAbueloFilms]

Thank you, Sarah. I too woke up recently with a blemish and instead of hiding in my house until it cleared up, I went to a coffee shop where everyone knew my name. I was amazed at the support I received from people, even complete strangers. This video should be an inspiration for all of us who sometimes have clogged pores.

[ijpod]

HAHAHAHAHA nice one.

[Paulroid]

It's okay, it's just an ingrown hair. I get them on my nipples all the time.

[MsRenzybenzy]

lmao ^^

[VanceJoudrey]

She's lucky it's not herpes, what with all the dick she's had...but that was back in the day.

[SubconsciousGatherer]

Is there a 12-Step program in your area for people with your condition?

[Tinydevil12]

your eyebrows also don't match

[VanceJoudrey]

@Tinydevil12 you'd need some kind of special advanced degree in landscaping to manage those babies.

[Stevecast]

Just F8%king Great! I visited Ms. Silverman's YouTube page to cheer myself up.. maybe a quick laugh or two and what do I get??!! A Heartbreaking Tragic Story... I do realize the psychological and emotional necessity of what Sarah is doing here but I guess I'm just being selfish... Well I hope for her sake, and all of us that Love her, that she can come back from this tragedy and still be the Same.. Unaffected Sara Silverman that we knew prior to "This Event"! We're Here for You Sarah... :..~()

[ieatspiders007]

eye 4give you-)

[alstupidien]

IM ALSTUPIDIEN!!! IM THE KING OF STUPID!!! IM ON YOU TUBE FACEBOOK AND TWITTER!!!

[sataraid]

Nicole Kidman has colonics 3 times a week. Try that. Hey if you didnt tweeze for a week would you have a monobrow?

[9228203790]

OOO......... Moon Get a Dot on it ....!

[subthing]

OH MY GOD!!! That pimple is obese!! I have subscribed to your channel in utter disgust. I am just glad that poor old Nana Subthing isn't alive to see this. Oh the humanity!

[bozserezli]

Shame on you, but Also very brave to share that kind of personel info. But still shame, Maybe a little only, i dont know. Whatever. ..

[innervoice222]

you havent lost your touch have you! You are just as talented as you alwasy have been....Long time fan here. Blemmish and all.

[FunLovingCriminals77]

I think its face herpes

[kirakiraysk]

Someone transrate to Japanese?

I konw it is funny but not clearly.

[Mrmoko100]

dont worry , everything will be ok



[sk85713]

How is she 39?

[deycha1]

TROLOL

[cbwritersblock]

Sarah, I'm empathetic with you for having to put up with the stupidity of half these comments. It seems your comedy doesn't strike a note with the less discerning, star fawning inhabitants of the world. Allow me to explain it to them: She's a comedian. She's making fun of celebrities who have to stay perfect for their audiences. Its a satire of superficiality. Yes, do we all have it now?...Oh, you silly silly little people.

[gorkyc]

@cbwritersblock everybody is entitled to their opinion these days no? and it's a good thing when u have to explain the joke no?

[TheStewge721]

"I feel like a weight has been lifted off me"??? That's because you just dumped it on our sorry asses. I'm just so utterly disappointed in you...

[amithbn]

LOL

[vivabieberforever]

Well, I am glad you came to us with this and apology accepted. Let's move on. Now I inseminate you.

[EscapeNewJersey]

Sarah, I would be more concerned by the face that surrounds the blemish!

[wishimay013]

you pour defenseless little girl!! i want to save you! (& NOT in the shameless spiritual way!) more in the riding up on a horse & lifting you upon it with me kinda way! i love you & i WILL save you one day! --Jennifer m. Gilmore-Goad

[DrSatan187]

holy fuckin shit... looked like u were about to cry.. holy shit... if you care about small shit like that alot? then you must have a stress fully shitty.. life.. i feel sorry for you..

[missfrizzyuk]

@DrSatan187 She's obviously joking

[youruniquestyle]

@DrSatan187 LOL GET A SENSE OF HUMOR. People are so dumb, she's a comedian making fun of celebrities. My gosh.

[amirbk60]

@youruniquestyle Yes, but in comparison with Louie CK, Jon Stewart, Bill Maher, George Carlin, Bill Hicks her materials is way shallow, and her performance is way poor.

[youruniquestyle]

@amirbk60 That is your opinion.

[joshuajackbrown]

wwwyoutubecom/watch?v=jOJxIJQQ­qeY your fuckin' MATT DAMON?

[joshuajackbrown]

youtube.com/watch?v=jOJxIJQQqe­Y your fuckin' MATT DAMON?

[iamtheonug]

So your a monkey with a blemish, man, I thought bein catholic with a third nipple was tough, I feel for ya.

[thisrainykitten]

maybe it was a menstrual zit.

[MightyPhalus]

Every time I look at her eyes, I feel like she's going to reach through my computer and choke me out.

[ganswijk]

I think Sarah is cute but her series bummed and I'd really like to see more of her, but she'd need a good writer and/or director.

[seraphimbelial616]

those big souless eyes just make my heart melt like every time i look into the eyes of a great white shark

[phxmarker]

Sarah is a bad little monkey.

[stylinggg]

your a nut,and i love it!

[krystical1]

A zit by any other name, is still a zit... =]

[Msoulantzos]

SHAATSOO!!!



[mike12183]

Stop being so boring with that plain black shirt and grow a uni brow already. I promise it'll make everything better. A leaf over a doggy poop.

[JedimindhaX]

I'm curious if she actually reads these comments or not. I HAVE A GIANT PENIS. Thoughts on that, Sarah?

[charliebergy101239]

@JedimindhaX which giant did you use as a penis transplant?

[TomSFox]

You should be ashamed of yourself!

[Undurrrdog1]

Keeping the facial region free of schmootz is tough when you're a comic. Obviously.

[emta3z]

That's what you get for smelling Richard's smelly Taint.

[wyndam71]

Sarah, why are you so awesome?

[favregrl]

You're hilarious, but you know, you're in the .002% perfect skin population; even with your celebrity micro-dermabrasions and facials. By virtual reminders, you're gonna lower self-esteems and make people more suicidal in this already fucked up world we live in! ~ Peace, Sarah :-)

[MissingPieces4U]

Thus proving you are NOT an alien! (its good to check at times ;-) Hope you aren't REALLY worrying or sorry for a natural event. :-) LOVED you in Star Trek Voyager!

[eestevanell]

Oh, she is cute!!! That is why she is on TV... Just kidding, she is crazy funny... Have you seen her Show?... or Program... Something else!!! I cant wait for the new Season!

[billyinc1]

You have No reason to be sorry Sarah; I hope Your blemish is gone by now since this was posted five months ago Gorgeous.

[kaylamaloney1224]

ahahahah

[hcm9999]

Marry me!

[taubhaoloj]

Sarah -- I love you.

[Dconquist]

My government demands to know how your teeth are so white.

[MrDrlongshlong]

still laughin



[Hum0ng0us]

How do you know it's not just a Bindi?