George Watsky- If I Were President

[hyrumsutton]

Is it just me or did he not actually say what he would do if he were president...

[suzyplessas19]

god hes so hot



[gkolzow1997]

i am definetly doing this as my high school forensics peice. thanks for being awesome!

[CODDestroyer101]

u look gAY but cool vids :}

[QuickSliverPro]

lol

[camedidima]

i vhat camedi

[WaldoHunter]

Very good I must say. Poetry isn't so mainstream. Good on ya for putting it out there.

[garrettmichaelsmusic]

As I watch these videos I wonder why this kid is even famous.

[jux4life]

Trying way too hard to sound and look natural. Go suck your teeth somewhere else...

[itheanthony]

lol your ass isnt the point

[browncity23]

Yo America... Wanna get a pizza and go to war?

[QuickSliverPro]

thumbs up if at 1:21 you notice the fail on the left

[jerrygoodnght]

@QuickSliverPro Thumbs up if you thought it was funny that this guy asked for thumbs up and nobody gave him any.

[MrBearny97]

0:05

hahahahahha



[ViciousVee320]

What makes me laugh is the fact that after reading pretty much all the comments on this video...more then 50% are about arrows to the knee and how gorgeous he is....and people wonder why america is so screwed up. maybe if you guys would listen, our country wouldnt be so FUCKED UP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! dude, watsky! congrats cause you really nailed the issues. Thank you for being awesome and keep up the good work!

[snookiliciousable]

i would vote him for president. and thats why i love watsky because he speaks the truth and doesnt care wtf you think. #Watsky4President

[xXxT45H4xXx]

You beeped it out but I saw the fingers.

Scarred.

[lpzxcvbnm]

@breakdancing97 actually four dumbass

[breakdancing97]

If he were to become president, there will be two presidents named George elected to be presidents :P

[workingtitle43]

@breakdancing97 you're not from america are you? Washington, Bush, another Bush, and then Watsky

[mortifiedcucumber]

you have to turn on transcribed audio for this, its completely ridiculous

[MrPedosaurusRex]

You look like Sal from Need for Speed Carbon :D

[bergun123]

"one chicken in every pot"

[THEMAN40666]

u should be president

[MegaDada1995]

are you the one who played shakespear in the ERB?

[MrBebopChamploo]

@MegaDada1995 Yes he is

[workingtitle43]

@MegaDada1995 no... Shakespeare plays George Watsky

[mortifiedcucumber]

i need the lyrics to this... anyone have a link?

[Captainmorganthegirl]

Watsky for president!!!!

[chennful]

i was president but then i took an arrow to the knee

[GravityyKillzz]

@chennful *in the knee

[xxvampirekingxx]

@chennful skyrim is dumb. get over it.

[GetKebabWearKebabCry]

& im just some sad loner from the uk, but some sad loner who just wants things to become ok.

[GetKebabWearKebabCry]

It's a sad sad state Of affairs when the bulk of comments comment on how this guy looks (-i.e. sexy), rather than on what this guy is saying...don't ya think?

-PLEEEEEASE, LISTEN UP people.

-Then maybe, just maybe, things would become gravy.

!

[CrAzZyClAm]

I'm not 1st comment

[CrAzZyClAm]

Jk

[CrAzZyClAm]

First comment!!! Check out my channel my videos are not that good but if you can give me ideas, and advice and possibly subscribe it would mean the world to me I'm just a kid from Chicago with dreams thanks -Liam

[saraaaaa1992]

Amazing lyrics! Anyone know the name of the song that starts at the beginning, and continues a bit at the end?

[ucofw]

You are a sexy ass white boy! Lol I need to get you come on my podcast one week....who do I contact?

[thebsenior]

If he were president, no one would be able to follow what he was saying. He would start speaking really fast and everyone wold freak out. It would be fucking amazing

[JuliusAnudasson]

he is so freaking hot!!

[NadiaA59]

id vote you fore president

[Jdizzle2211]

why don't you apply for a youtube partnership?

[SenszR]

@Jdizzle2211 He is a partner.

[THelvenstine]

@Jdizzle2211 he is a youtube partner.

[workingtitle43]

@THelvenstine no he's not. there are no ads on his videos unless hes using the song of someone else

[workingtitle43]

@Jdizzle2211 cuz he doesnt want to sell out. hes really against selling out. its his thing or something.

[FierceHD]

@Jdizzle2211 He is a partner. Just not using adds. Because hes not in it for the money haha

[LovinLonghairdudes]

Hes soo cute <3

[thebestjerk1000]

President goerge watsky sounds good lol

[NadiaA59]

i love this you are so talented i would vote you for president

[jamiels1993]

ive got that hoody

[TheYouwillsuffer]

@WilliamMorgan32... i wouldn't stop all of them but most of them. your right

[esks21]

Could someone please tell me whats up with the lame arrow phrase?? Is it from happy wheels or something?

Great job watsky! Your awesome man:)

[sweettartshasta]

that was hot...

[WilliamMorgan32]

If I were president I'd end the federal reserve, FEMA, IRS, CIA, FBI, DEA, ATF, TSA and WAR. Homeland security is gone! Pardon all drug offenders. Legalize marijuana. GAT, NAFTA no more! Make electronic voting illegal. No more career politicians, 1 term only. Dismantle the police state.

[1nOnlyAresy]

Lithsspps are cool. haha

[HitmarkerProduction1]

my dream is to kill everybody who makes >>-----knee-------->

[The1MiniShow]

@HitmarkerProduction1 »»───[Knee]───►

[deliciousgamer]

I didn't laugh.

[calumisdead]

@deliciousgamer Do you think you were supposed to? Listen again.

[TheFistFullEdition]

I wanted to run for president, until I took an arrow to the knee!

[ninjasaursrock]

@OrionAlexander1 I'm 13 so I think it should be that he will understand when he learns about

[TheStrangeEli]

That was pretty much the best thing I've ever seen.

[13shalie]

"As for some reason they often do"

This guy is  bloody amazing and very clever

[yoboy63]

Don't hate unless you actually understand what he is saying

[rabitlion]

@yoboy63 way to true

[troglodyto]

you kind of look like michael cera

[goldphishez]

you....uh...you wanna have a threesome?.... ;D

[ItsSamHaiii]

I am in love with you, sir. 

[Jaggitera]

Watsky, why are you chin, cheeks and mustage area are clearly shaved? Why your face your shaved?

[GravityyKillzz]

@Jaggitera What the fuck did you just try to say?

[Jaggitera]

@GravityyKillzz I ask why Watsky's face is shaved, man should have a beard, or at least a stubble...!

[17MagicKid]

I nominate this guy for president! thumbs up if you agree

[MidgetNinja1234]

Is this the guy from epic rap battles of history

[VendettaCP]

@MidgetNinja1234 Yes, he's Shakespeare in Dr. Seuss vs Shakespeare

[MindWanderingsOfMayo]

i think his representative was hitting on him.

[codkilljoy98]

This is gay

[GravityyKillzz]

@codkilljoy98 GTFO BITCH

[OrionAlexander1]

@codkilljoy98 You're 13 bro. Maybe you'll appreciate when you're older.

[pwnstarkirk5]

Might just be the gayest thing I've seen in my life

[BowelofSTFUANDDIE]

@pwnstarkirk5 You might be the gayest thing ive seen in my life.

[Dluna07]

@pwnstarkirk5 i think you might have turned you screen off and you can see you're own reflection

[RadioCity96]

"I know I have a great ass that's not the point" xD

[1blanksammij]

He reminds me of Michael Cera...

[MaxSF123]

Guys

[stevil52]

If he ran I would vote for him instantly 

[jakejeckel41]

to evryone who hates the arrow in the knee joke well i was like u guys once... till i took an arrow in the knee

[09footballislife]

Fuckin queer

[Leamo5426]

i told an arrow to the knee joke once, then i took an arrow to the knee

[It6Suicide6Silence6]

Stfu with the arrow in the fackin knee, this comment is on like every video !!

[TheHealerIzAwesome]

Vote Watsky for President!

[alectilltheend]

like if your wacthing this the first day of 2012!!!

[xX619X]

Bad skater DBI

[TheKnoLawjick]

@ACECOMBS14 TROOOOOOLL! IN THE DUNGEON!

[ACECOMBS14]

Gay

[Azeon2010]

I used to play skyrim. Then I took reality to the face.

[jamiels1993]

@Azeon2010 what do you mean by that? ive bought it but its still in the wrapper because ive heard once you start its hard to stop and ive got some important shit to attend to so the last thing i need is to be hooked on a game lol

[Azeon2010]

@jamiels1993 I mean I used to play it a lot. Then I got a life and started to hang out with friends.

[RaevynkorMorbidDelta]

Arrow to the fucking knee?! Shut up! It wasn't funny before and it isn't now. We get it. You have no life and no friends. Don't join the fucking idiot group. Do something worth while. Make something of your shitty, nonexistent life.

[plagorio123]

fagget

[xjohnnyutah]

"fagget"? You know what they say, ignorance is the heart of fear. That's "faggot" to you, dumb fuck. Maybe you should learn to spell that word correctly because you'll be needing to use it when you finally come out of the closet. Now what were we talking about again, because I fagget... Oh yeah, you're a dumb fuck, plagorio123.

[CDeniseG]

"my great ass is not the POINT!" favorite line....

[SouthParkRocks9]

If he were president i would be his wife. -3

[ididcracktwice]

@hitemup0211 he's not rapping its spoken word

[12311sk8ter]

I love this guy.

[MsMelsam]

he don't rap hes a poet

[lilpimpdspeedy]

this kids freaking gorgeous.

♥

[savetheplanet898]

if you're looking for a sign, this is it

[CC14900]

(in support of)

[CC14900]

watsky should do a song on Ron Paul!

[iamajailbreaker]

"You must have your sky miles card on you today 'cause your looking extra-fly"

[MonroDesign]

gratz on 1million views man

[shanepeters]

He's better than Eminem. He is not a narcissistic misogynistic jerk that can't get over himself. If eminem could actually write anything that is not about himself he might compare.

[ChronicCaprice]

@shanepeters did you not hear watksy say "I" at least once? lol. you have no idea what youre talking about. lol its obvious hes more into spoken word tho...

[beastinesslol]

@shanepeters what the hell is wrong with you, eminem writes about himself to help people understand his struggle to fame and how much shit he had to go through, what did this kid do?? He got a mic and started to pretend to rap, this isnt rap this is some fag who thinks that he can rap....yeahh he's better than em? Pshhhhh

[TSpencerT008]

@beastinesslol This isn't rap and it doesn't claim to be; it's spoken word poetry.

[iNSeRTCLeVRNaMeHeRe0]

@beastinesslol george watsky did not just grab a microphone one day and decide to make one youtube video and call it pale kid raps fast. he's been doing spoken word for almost 10 years. yeah, eminem had a shitty life to begin with, and watsky didn't, but are you really just going to hate his work because he grew up with a decent life? what sense does THAT make? and eminem grew up with a shitty life, but now, who do you think has a better life? .....but who still raps about themselves all day?

[lol9456789]

@shanepeters in my life i have seen some ridiculous comments, that tops it

[314noatis]

Dude killed it...white, black, green, blue, brown, it doesn't matter...he's talkin' about some real shit...

[thewookie09]

ron paul 2012!

[ResidentMatty]

They say skys the limit he says WATSKY

[leltard]

an inspiration

[FuriousStrength]

Everyone talking about his lisp, he has a poem for that too. Feel free to watch it and be put in your place.

[Jimbo386000]

@rrlloo1 Where everyone else is from you're retarded. Don't be a shallow prick. He's a genius if you look past the lisp. It's people like you who keep the world dumb.

[MisterPeetBull]

Enough with this arrow to the knee shit.

[DeeQueTV]

@MisterPeetBull I used to listen to Lil Wayne, then I took a Watsky in the ear.

[hitemup0211]

@MisterPeetBull i used to be able to rap like this.. then i took an arrow to the knee

[oIRIOIFILo]

@MisterPeetBull then i took an arrow to the knee

[BnBKAllDay]

@MisterPeetBull I know right? Skyrim is gay as fuck!

[xFlashYorkHunt]

@BnBKAllDay you will soon die in a black pit full of all the other people that said "Skyrim is gay as fuck" fuck you and i hope you die in a pit or moltent lava

[TheBeastlyboy123]

@MisterPeetBull what the fuck do all of those things mean ahaha

[KingBizII]

i learned how to stop taking arrows to my knee....then i took a trident to the ass

[TheHealerIzAwesome]

My great ass is not the point! XD

Hell I'll vote for him!

[WhiteLies671]

HE SPEAKS THE TRUTH.

[DTGxSuperFx]

My ass is not the point!

[tygvhjkkbgbb]

Yea make one about immigration and illegals being harrased

[Seanr12341]

Watsky for president.

[alanamcguire]

"Hey America, wanna get a pizza and go to war?"

This guy is brilliant.

[LovelyJessica24]

Let's make it happen then dude! x

[AnythingGoesForUs]

IF I WERE GEORGE PRESIDENT WATSKY.

[DLeon138]

"Imma say my great ass, is not the poin"

XD LOL

[UMadUJelly]

I'd make Ron Paul my running mate, then fake my own death.

[fords4life123]

Does anyone get tired of see...i took an arrow too the knee..comment lol

[uNrEaLPrOdUcTiOnS22]

Man, you're look'n... (whisper) extra flyyy..

[silentj152]

@rrlloo1 btw watch s for lisp by george watsky

[MrImpala03]

you should make a song on immigration harassing mexicans and other illegals who work hard

[silentj152]

@rrlloo1 he knows he has a lisp u don't have to point that out and it doesn't bother most people because he's good. Also don't say retarded

[rrlloo1]

@silentj152 Personally, I don't think he's very good. But yeah I suppose people can have success while speaking with a lisp. At least I'm very annoyed by it. Everytime he says something s I get distracted by his speech impediment.

[rrlloo1]

He speaks with a lisp. I don't see how that doesn't bother anyone. Where I'm from, that's like super retarded!

[Paintber4life]

@rrlloo1 yeah.. and from where everyone else is from.. your retarded xD

[rrlloo1]

@Paintber4life *You're retarded.

[Paintber4life]

@rrlloo1 ohh i forgot.. the internetz has to have perfect grammmmmmar :D

[rrlloo1]

@Paintber4life You don't understand. I was just saying you're retarded...

[Paintber4life]

@rrlloo1 w/e ... i dont judge people based on a lisp cause im not a shallow prick :D

[rrlloo1]

@Paintber4life :D

[MAGIC66able]

Guys can you check me out and get me noticed

[TheFishNamedJack]

If I were president, I would make the Vice use his knee to block the arrows o.0

[domination281]

I understand his point. Politicians get 4 years in office with huge pay and do nothing, just to be re elected again to fuck more shot up.

[DjDestiny84]

George Watsky for president!

[sugggirl]

3 you are amazing

[boburanus69]

I wish I could take an arrow to the knee.... but 1.3 keeps crashing me back to the desktop.

[SnipeZzLeGacY]

I used to take arrows to the knee, then I stopped cuz it hurts

[TVwatchU]

I used to make arrow to the knee jokes.....then I took a thumb to the asshole.

[PattyGreendale]

I dont understand the insult "Faggot." Its just very ignorant of you to say.

[matthewgleason75]

@PattyGreendale faggot

[crazyxbrazillian]

I feel like I'm in church and I want to kill myself



[TheEPICLOGAN]

IS HE IN EPIC RAP BATTLE OF HISTORY #12

[KausticX]

@TheEPICLOGAN Yes, that was him. (It said so in the credits of the ERBoH)

[omfgjustsignin420]

@TheEPICLOGAN .the shakespeare one? yes

[kadendobby]

THAT GUY IS A FAGGOT

[DillonRidezz]

Everyone look! The dislike bar is how far Justin Bieber has to unroll is condom.

[pavelich16]

@DillonRidezz Original .

[LPFlea]

1:35 Pause. Because you have to look constipated when you speak with emotion.

[raayaados]

FINCH



[wimberly154]

epic.