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  • omg!! this video the best!!!! epta

  • 1:57 Awww his first word, "Pumpkin".

  • Can he predict the winner of the FIFA Euro 2012 like Paul the Octopus did on the WM 2010? I can only imagine what a German Zoo would make of a talking porcupine after Paul the Octupus and Heidi the cross-eyed opossum...

  • @MadCanine I forgot Knut the Polarbear

  • He reminds me of the crazy homeless people who mumble nonsense into a can of change, and shout at you if you get too close.

  • me and teddy were bff's back in highschool, he turned into a real douche when he started to abuse vegetables.

  • Don't reach for Teddy's pumpkin, or you be pullin' back a nub --_--

  • 1:34 - What on earth was that noise? Whatever it was, best part of the whole vid. I want to cuddle him against all judgement!

  • the sound reminds me of Abu from Aladdin.

  • interesting i have never heard a porcupine before, funny

  • press 5, 4...porcupine remix!!!!

  • if you touched his quills would they cut you???

  • He is so wonderful and expressive in his little pumpkin loving (and grabbing) emotions. WHAT A DOLL!

  • OH... MY... GOD!!! i never knew O_O

    i bet regan macneil know what that porcupine is saying

  • I heard him say, "Hey..Stop that!". Teddy is 2 cute thanks 4 sharing :)

  • At times, it sounds like he's cussing her out in the cutest voice ever.

  • @ Zooniversity1 Are porcupines normally this talkative or is Teddy Bear just a "Chatty Cathy"?? :)

  • I think teddy bear might a secret smoker

  • Teddy Bear is so beautiful!! I can't thank you enough for sharing him on YouTube, it really does my heart good to see him you have no idea what it means to me. He looks so happy and healthy, and I can tell that he loves you very much and that you take such good care of him and cherish him so. God Bless.

  • 1:57 He said PUMPKIN!!!!

  • Such cute sounds!

  • He sounds like an Ewok :3

  • im a guy, is it weird if i find that frickin adorable 0_0

  • @drasislotharian No, it makes you attractive because porcupines r cute ;)

  • @Sakuya727 LULZ! ;)

  • I need to adopt the Teddy Bear's approach to new things. "Oh shit what's that!?... Can I eat it? *nibbles*  I can."

  • angry beaver

  • teddy could burn down my house murder my family and eat my life savings and hed still be cute as hell.

  • that's it, im inlove <3

  • That sound is so adorable!! I never knew they made sounds like that.

  • Darn it, now I want a porcupine! Unfortunately, my cats probably wouldn't ...

  • Boy didnt take long for him to become very possessive of that pumpkin, lol

  • who can dislike a porcupine eating a pumpkin and saying rawr (or whatever sound he says)

  • 1:58 "Stop that! Hey! Hey! Hey...stop thaaat!"

  • @vickylynne HAHAHAHA!! He does say that!!

  • funny and cute

  • What a cute looking troll lol :) so cool

  • @MrBeast758 how id it trolling, you dont know what the definition of a troll is

  • i want one!

  • alvin and the porcupines

  • does he say ok? 1:58

  • So we know why porcupines have spikes- If they didn't have that bit of threat, their predators would just fall over laughing when they acted all tough.

  • Very weird...the tiny eyes, the one large red tooth, the peculiar noises...yet cute.

  • He sounds like an Ewok XD

  • 1:06 STILL NOE SHARIN!

  • Teddy Bear could be a creature in the bar scene in Star Wars.

    Thank you for posting videos of Teddy Bear. They're my favorites on YouTube!

  • 'kay, people, just to set the record straight, no, there is not blood of any kind on the porcupine's teeth!!! animals such as porcupines and beavers have naturally rusty-colored teeth!!! this is normal and healthy!!! it is not blood or anything!!!

  • @jessi4775 when you watch the other vids you see the same color teeth so, you are right!

  • @jessi4775 People can be so negative so glad you set them straight. You are right to point that out and he looks very happy and healthy. His little teeth are just well..pumpkin colored you could say. Funny little guy I love him.

  • Are his teeth bleeding?

  • it sound like the fat lady from The cleveland show

  • EVILLLL I SAY EVILLL

  • 0:57 "fuck up"

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  • That thing's evil.

  • Eat with your mouth closed D:

  • That was cute but his talking his hilariously funny. I love it.

  • It's a mogwai do not feed it after midnight

  • What exactly is it that makes him sound like that?

  • he sounds like an ewok

  • teddyyyyyyyyy

  • Porcupines: the Chucky Finsters of the Animal Kingdom.

  • omnomnomonmon

  • Can you please post more videos of Teddy? I've seen all that you have posted and I can't get enough of him! It's almost like you can hear him what he's saying! Especially in the video of him not sharing his corn. LOL

  • Get outta here! I could not stop smiling!

  • Love! :•)

  • Man, he's just giving you the buisiness, huh? :) I used to train porcupines for education programs like this at a zoo. This made my day!

  • awaaawh,get off,it's mine

    :D

  • Somehow I missed this one. He's in rare form here.

  • hes cute and all but is that blood on his teeth

  • @101vampish No - porcupine's teeth are naturally this color. It's not blood.

  • I really enjoy this porcupine! He is so entertaining. However, I have a question: Has he ever try to hurt or bit you? Has he ever been aggressive towards humans?

  • Teddy needs a friend porcupine to teach him how to share, LOL but I think he's sooo sweet. Love his mumbling. cute overload :)

  • 2:27

    "good pumpkin?"

    "I love it"

  • 0:54: "Hey! Hands off! Go on! Go away! Sheesh... Get lost!"

  • AWW :'D

  • Lady! Leave poor teddy's damn food alone! Poor porcupine! :)

  • I think my cute bubble was bursted:)

  • @ 0:11 AH CMON!

  • he sounds like a eye pet

  • Ohhhh sooooo cuuuute! I wuv widdle Teddy Beow!

  • He reminds me of Pikachu

  • reminds me of old granny

  • Waahahaha!! So cute!! He sounds a little like gremlins!

  • Милашка ^_^

  • I'm totally in love with Teddy!!! Who knew porcupines had such personality? Love him!

  • mäy.

  • This is how the Trolls sounded as Grubs.

  • @starjade12 yesssssss

  • SOO cute!!

  • Cuteness attack!!!!!!!!

  • PUMPkin! So cute.

  • Feed him a watermelon!

  • nom nom nom

    

  • that sound plus the jumping looks like food aggression to me

  • "How good it it?"

    "Good!"

    OMGosh!! This is SO cute!!!

  • He keeps saying "Vodka" all the time... Love it :3

  • Cutest thing ever!

  • Teddy Bear could burn down my house with me inside it and I'd still be like "Awwwwwwwww, his maniacal laugh is soooooo cute!!!"

  • i had a dream tonight that he was gnawing on my intestines and making that sound

  • This pumpkin munching porcupine, scores top points from me.

  • This pumpkin munching porcupine, scores top points from me!

  • i want to buy a pumpkin now

  • lol I think I fell in love with a new critter. :o)

  • Did they remove all his spikes??

  • @SantehClaws No way can you do that, porcupine quills are like hair, they keep growing. North American porciupines like Teddy have smaller but still razor sharp quills that are not as visible as quills on the African crested porcupine.

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  • He would be great as a voice for a cartoon character.

  • its like a wookie.

  • is it dangerous?

  • Love Teddy - makes me smile ... please continue posting his charming adventures!

  • Don't touch his pumpkin! :D

  • sounds just like Gizmo. so cute :3

  • @PatThePhat1 XD! he does sound JUST like Gizmo cackaa!!

  • I love this guy - THANKS SO MUCH for sharing him with us !! ♥

  • This is the cutest thing I have ever seen! Teddy you rock!

  • "What do think Teddy? Good pumpkin?"

    In between noms Teddy whispers "I love it..." So awesome!

  • This video cracked me up.

  • He seems very aggressive in this video, does he ever attack you?

  • It's Alvin the Chipmunk on Steroids! I love this feisty little guy! Somebody needs to send this to Ray William Johnson!

  • 0:53 bitch get off my pumpkin!!!!!

  • A porcupine has never made my heart melt quite like this before.

  • That is Beyond Cute. I so Want to take that porcupine to Olive Garden. Can u imagine him making a mess eating pasta, chittering away.

  • I think this animal, is very narccisistic.

  • I swear, I hear him say, yeah, fuck that, yeah. Everytime she approaches her.

  • 1:03 Look out! ... who does this bitch think she is? ... Hum... this tastes quite good! Yeah, good...fuck that.... ooooh... yeah.... ooooh. fuck that... yeah... yeah... yeah. This is good. Yeah.

  • My precious...

  • Cutest ever. :-D

  • Sounds to me like he will kill you at night when you're asleep.

  • 2:08 "Not baad" ... guess he likes pumpkin

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  • The 1:05 "It's mine" ended me.

  • Oh my gosh, Teddy, you are too cute

  • This is definitely off the cute meter.

  • I swear I heard him say "pumpkin" somewhere in there. :D

  • 2 much cuteness 

  • Has he tried banana yet?

  • thanks for sharing this with us... we all love Teddy! :)

  • i LIKE the way he sings like the animals in "Snow White & the 7 Dwarves"

  • I want to snuggle this porcupine.

  • It sounds like he says "Go away!" at 2:08

  • XD WTF?!?!ITS SO CUTE LOL

  • I love Teddy! These are the best videos ever! Please keep up the good work:)

  • so cute! i like how he is all "NO! MY PUMPKIN!"

  • Love this guy! He makes my heart sing when I hear him!

  • porcupine!!! Cannot spell today...

  • Never heard a percupine talk before. Sooo cute!

  • he's lovely

  • 0:27 :

    "- Is that good ?

    - Yeaaaa! "

  • <3 I want one! too much adorable cute gahhhhh :D make more videos!!! pleeeeeeeeeeeeeease?

  • G-GIZMO... IS THAT YOU?

  • He says Hey...Not bad...at 2:10 into it! too funny!

  • 0:53 - "My dear! I will kindly thank you for NOT touching my food during mealtimes!"

  • 0:53 BITCH STEP OFF MY PUMPKIN

  • Aww.

  • People who disliked this got stabbed by the porcupine for trying to steal the pumpkin!

  • CHALLENGE IGNORED!

  • DEMON! D:< GAAAAH!!! *runs away*

  • Hmm, i thought the empire got them all, ohh well...

  • Let Teddy have his pumpkin! Hands off, woman!

  • i can't decide if it's cute or if it scares me

  • 1:41 PUMKIN! lol so cute!

  • @Bayleepayge loooool

  • hahaha omg. his noises are sooo cute!! :D Teddy loves him some pumpkin that's for sure!

  • If you listen closely you can hear him say "That Ray William Johnson guy stole my look, now I'm stealing his views."

  • I can tell you that raccoons like them -- they ate five of mine. They preferred Sugar Pie to Jack o' Lanterns though.

  • 1:26 Get Back Get Back!

  • 1:04 DONT YOU TAKE MY PUMPKIN BITCH

  • He is so sweet.

  • 0:44 Woman: How good is it?

    Teddy: Great .. great great greeeat!

    xDDDD Shitting my pants xD

  • Did he say "Vodka" in there? Picking up bad habits is he?? ;)

  • Does anyone else hear Kendra Krinklesac from The Cleveland Show? I can't be the only one...

  • he sounds like the animals in Snow White...

  • Who taught him to sing like that? he's a good singer...