Zero Punctuation: The Orange Box

[TGxDarkMaverick]

...liverpool 3 hahahahaha

[kaiisawesome3]

Please do skyrim

[TSustanon]

@kaiisawesome3 he already did skyrim a long tiem ago

[TheRyano4ever]

He slags off games better than portal... i just dont understand...

[TechnologyAssassin]

@TheRyano4ever There is no better.

[AerosolKid95]

@TheRyano4ever Games better than Portal? I don't get it.

[ragepunx93]

@TheRyano4ever wtf better then portal what he said was bang on the money am a fan of half lfe but valve made us wait for so long for a game that was sub standerd not bad by any means but could have been alot better considering the hype portal was and stll is a very good game to play not too taxing on the mnd but very fun which is what computer gaming is about mainly

[XemnasNo1]

@TheRyano4ever oh god, you're not human are you?

[SamusVSMC]

@TheRyano4ever It all comes done to personal taste. I personally agree, he does knock on games better than portal (based on what I appreciate in a game) and I rarely takes these crtiques seriously. They are a source of amusment, nothing more, allbeit brilliantly done.

[GaladedridDamodred]

"Portal's great and if you don't think so you must be stupid!"

[TheTrueDiablix]

Portal. plainly said:Best "puzzle" game in existence

[spiritbond8]

@TheTrueDiablix it's the best of ANY KIND of game in existence

[JohnnyMarsBar]

yup portal was pretty pretty prrrriiiity good

[lapisfly]

GODDAMMIT THERE IS POPTART ALL OVER MY KEBOARD

[PowerXeta]

Get it? They seem to struggle at /THREE/?

[TheDudztallicA]

i guess i'm stupid then...

[OtakeLittle]

Haha this guy is so pretentious!

[justaguy600]

@OtakeLittle

How is he pretentious?

[hispaniccheese]

I loved TF2

[disloyaljean1]

Portal was pretty damn good but half life I spite on.

[TherandusGaming]

@disloyaljean1 im guessing you never played the original half life when gaming was first coming into 3d gaming :)

[AEKyeah]

Liverpool 3 - Manchester United 0

GOD I LOVE YOU DUDE

[CptGap48]

In portal, I liked the references to half life. For example: a chart comparing Black Mesa and Apperture Science Laboratories.

[deathman1021]

@CptGap48 and the ending song has a mention of it

[DistantMemoriesInc]

@deathman1021 Its called "Tribute by Tencious D."

[deathman1021]

@DistantMemoriesInc i know that

i meant the ending song in portal, where GlaDos says

"maybe youll find someone else to help you / maybe black mesa"

[Yallniggasbetrollin]

Valve struggling with 3.

Nothing new is it?

[Vault101Reject]

Portal is good but over-hyped. If you disagree, you're a fanboy.

Yes, it's incredible, but it is not the diamond etched data disc from the gaming gods themselves that dispenses money, alcohol and women into your house while you play.

It just happens to be different and good.

And made by valve, who after nintendo have the most pathetic fanbase ever.

[TroPy1n]

@Vault101Reject It's just the at the moment feeling, you were awating Episode 2 along With Team Fortress 2, Then It released, And then you wondered about that puzzle game Portal..and it just became more fascinating by the second...Amazing at the moment, Hindsight, I cannot guess

[iPhap]

@Vault101Reject Congratulations, you defeated your own strawman.

[pianospawn1]

"Black Mesa - Disaster Factory"

[TheDoctorUnoriginal]

before the next episode wraps it all up... heh.

[MrArisono]

BTW Guys you can tell what he thinks of a game by listening to the song in the intro,that is in

the earlier reviews anyway.

[Ragarzero333]

Tenacious D !

[RiVa667]

Portal's 1 hour long who are you kidding

[AngryChickenGaming]

@RiVa667 it really depends how much of an idiot you are and how well you aim, i spent an hour on a single room, and another two on the end part before the boss fight, i couldn't work out to hit the tube with a missile >.< so yes, portal can be several hours long, 

[1993afk]

Portal I: the game i actually applaud to

[BigTimage]

TF2 was once really well balanced. Then they added a bunch of items and new weapons that neglect the original concept of the game. =\

[geassguy2]

he should redo TF2 since there's more maps game modes and hats.

[cronon94]

@geassguy2 more hats...wow, congrats, i feel the only thing worth mentioning on that list is more modes, and even that would leave it below minecraft, which has since its review, added the a whole bunch of new items, the nether, the end, mine shafts, strongholds, villages, npcs, wolves, mooshrooms, endermen, as well as many new mobs, hunger, brewing, enchantments, pistons, nether fortresses, experience, swamps, mushroom lands, and so on

[gaiachick]

valve just doesn't like the number 3 in general it seems,

[TroPy1n]

Portal was so awesome..I really believed there would be cake...then GLaDOS tried to kill me in a pool of fire

[mderango7]

Yahtzee, I don't know if you play mods of games, but do a review of Research and Development. It would be pretty kickass if you did.

[NumidiumsRG]

@mderango7 Just so you know, he doesn't read this. If you want to reach him you should probably tweet him.

[MarshallLooney]

TRIBUTE!!!!! TENACIOUS D ROCKS!!!!

[Lostprophetzzz]

5 years later... still no episode 3......

[UnIKrafTr]

Anyone else actually want to see Yahtzee play through Portal.

[Mincho1994]

lol @ end song.

Tenacious D

[MrLandyboy]

actually it is the greatest song in the world

[karatekid2135]

Ohhh yes, old tf2 before they added all the cool weapons and maps. Pure vanilla hatless tf2

[willydadog]

"They seem to struggle with three." lol

[IceTehHedgehog]

Silent Hill5 in the hands of a pack of phenomenal idiots?

You don't say...

[thewildcardplayer]

Why are all of these made on July 21st?

[MrShayneOneill]

@thewildcardplayer Its just when it was uploaded. They've been on the escapist site for much longer

[bowtoyourmaster]

Valve delaying on HL2? HAH YOU HAD NO IDEA

[quieroterry]

lol

[domo5671]

buy orange box for pc = bye bye life i got updates and map packs/mods

[Bobduckman23]

Thats reeeeaaalllyy close to what i say to portal haters.

[bboythekidstudios]

Okay! I know all of you think your SOOO funny when you say it, but can we quit it with the "Valve can't count to 3 jokes"?

[Shadowlolz]

@bboythekidstudios Just 3 more....Newell Keep count.

[Caboose039]

Barney dissapeared into the same pit as other characters that aren't overly important, such as Sargaent Banks from Halo 2 or the number 3 on Gabe Newell's keyboard.

[bboythekidstudios]

I kinda disagree, I felt episode one was a bit more repetitive then episode 2 IMO.

[oscarhorne]

yay tenacious D

[TheTaipod]

I concur!

[EmpGrevious]

"There's a role for everyone now"

HAHAHAHAHA OHKAY

[Eddy9412]

"before the next episode wraps it all up" good joke valve won't release episode 3

[RaptorWaffles]

@Eddy9412 Valve can't count to 3.

[somethingguy912]

@summyshark and excited yay.

[summyshark]

@somethingguy912 ?

[somethingguy912]

@summyshark i was answering your question about the yeeee. it's an excited yay.

[summyshark]

@somethingguy912 Why did you "Yeeeeeee" though?

What is there to be excited about?

The Orange Box?

[somethingguy912]

@summyshark I was excited that you'd get to play TF2 with me!

[summyshark]

@somethingguy912 Oh!

It might be a while until i get XboxLIVE though...

[summyshark]

I want the Orange Box, but i don't have XboxLIVE, can't play TF2, is it still worth getting, for the HL2 and Portal??

[AdrianF03]

@summyshark yes yes a thousand times yes

[summyshark]

@AdrianF03 K. might get it when i get the chance.

i think i'll play Half-Life 2 more than Portal.

[somethingguy912]

@summyshark FUCK.

YES.

[summyshark]

@somethingguy912 Yeah, you're probably right. If i ever get XboxLIVE then i'll be able to play TF2 anyway!

:D

[somethingguy912]

@summyshark yeeeeeeeeee!

[summyshark]

@somethingguy912 yeeeeeeeeee?

[TheBoomerpirate]

@summyshark tf2 is like a a rubbish demo on the 360

[summyshark]

@TheBoomerpirate Okay.

What is better: Portal or Half-Life?

[Trialtrex21]

@summyshark well they take place in the same universe so you cant really say which is better because portal is pretty much an extension of Half Life 2

[summyshark]

@Trialtrex21 K.

[TheBoomerpirate]

@summyshark there just as good as each other but personaly i like hl2 better cos it fucked my mind that games could be that good

[summyshark]

@TheBoomerpirate Nice. 

[SuperShot95]

@summyshark ..... not for me to answer, but I'm thinking it's Portal.

[summyshark]

@SuperShot95 K.

[TheAutisticGuitarist]

Thumbs up for Tenacious D.

[exiled0legend]

gooooo portal =D

[mattysillyer]

Actually, Barney was the guy in Half life at the front desk of Black Mesa

[Aska2468]

Before he started revieing Portal I was like: "I don't care what you'll say about Portal I'll still think it's awesome".

[jaredvcxz1336]

@Aska2468 Then once he ended the review, you promptly jizzed your pants.

[LegendaryAWESOME]

@Aska2468 i was the same i was like oh he's gonna criticize on portal and then at the end i was like wow he liked it i feel bad now

[StrawberryScream179]

Awesome music every time.

[MrCaleco]

I want a tshirt with that last quote of the video

[gmodman999]

The only game he is speechless about... Portal.

[Cerberusballs]

@gmodman999 And now I want force feed back codpiece.

[bigbuddy2932]

The music before the begining is what she said

[MetalArmsProductions]

@Deltalock121 then it looks like 7 people are stupid.

[Thalrion]

I must say, I bought the Orange Box becaus i had never played Half life 2 and was totally amazed by Portal, too. Imo the Orange Box were the best invested 40€ I've ever spent on anything gaming related.

[jakethemusicman]

Tenacious D!

[jakethemusicman]

Small Faces!

[336forlife]

Rofl at balance in TF2. Free to play with shitty items and kids screaming about hats. Fun times.

[Str8Faced]

@336forlife this review was quite a while ago

[burn2dust]

As portal would say "This is a triumph, I making a note here HUGE SUCCESS. It's hard overstate my satisfaction..."

[OurSurveySaysRAMPAGE]

Somewhere in aperture science, Glados is crying with joy.

[CALDAMAN98]

Please someone tell me is he from Britain or Austraila ?

[JokerInTraining1]

@CALDAMAN98 Britain.

[Hemuthecookielord]

@CALDAMAN98 he lives in Australia and comes from Britain

[nosaJay19]

The sound delay on this video is really noticeable.

[frysstyle]

Yahtzee likes a game? gotta play portal now

[levykid]

@frysstyle There's a large problem with the fact that you haven't played it yet.

[frysstyle]

@levykid i know, i really want to but steam is somehow laggin the shit out of my computer

[shadow11479]

magnissum is in the first game, as a previosly unamed scientist who as an easter egg, you can blow up his microwave cassorol

[GameFreak35764]

OMG THANKYOU! ALL MY FRIENDS WORSHIP COD AND DO NOT PLAY ANY OTHER GAMES AT ALL!!! they say i play WIERD games....

[macfreak18]

@GameFreak35764 don't worry... that tends to happen. >:(

[RogerabbitGosu]

@GameFreak35764

My friends enjoy RPG games mainly, as do I, and any game that isn't in fact COD. Sounds like alot of your friend are jocky douchers, do not fear the nerds my friend!

[aeropavore]

I like how barney wasn't even new. BLUE SHIFT BITCHES!

[Sc0pe777]

@aeropavore Magnusson was the new character he was talking about.

[BobanobTroll]

PORTAL!

[Gstroy2]

Wow... TF2 was simple back then.

[ModestNewfag]

That is a great Okami reference.

[loin323323]

wow do you like any game at all, and do you eaven lough, i wouldn't be suprised if the only time you loughed was at your mothers funeral

[MizfitZer0]

@loin323323 .....He said he loved Portal, watch it til the fucking end moron

[loin323323]

@MizfitZer0 i was not talking to you was i now

[eggertstwart]

@loin323323 Seriously now, It's "laughed". I mean, really. It couldn't have been a typo, because you typed it twice. Do you honestly not know how to spell "laughed"? What the hell is wrong with you? Also, "surprised" and "even".

[loin323323]

@eggertstwart like i said to the last guy WAS I TALKING TO YOU!!!

[loin323323]

@eggertstwart like i said to the last guy WAS I TALKING TO YOU!!! AND I TYPE IT THE WHAY I WANT TO

[eggertstwart]

@loin323323 You posted it on a public comments section on the internet, anyone can reply to you. Stop being a bitch.

[loin323323]

@loin323323 that dosent change the fact that i wasnt talking to you does it now

[CMelonHead]

@loin323323 Wait. So you're not talking to yourself? Now I'm confused.

[LeitonGrey]

@CMelonHead poor guy... he must have some brain damage...

[sladikk]

He should do Portal 2...and see if he keeps his promise about the forks.

[tehubernessofuber]

@sladikk He did portal 2, but he had criticism for it.

[sladikk]

@tehubernessofuber Ah, I must not have seen that one yet.

[cattacer]

@sladikk He did, to summarise, good but not better than portal 1

[sladikk]

@cattacer Yeah, I saw that review. I sort of agree with him, too.

[0x28]

I know a lot of people that are stupid.

[LeitonGrey]

HA! Playing Tenacious D right after announcing that Portal is the greatest game ever makes it obvious... What is it? I haven't the slightest idea.

[lThatguy8922l]

He's going to jam forks in his eyes if another game comes out that he can't criticize?

Somebody tell him about Portal 2. Things will get messy.

[tehubernessofuber]

@lThatguy8922l He's already reviewed Portal 2. He did criticize it.

[Quagile]

@lThatguy8922l if you see the portal 2 review, he does come up with one criticism, the fans. and yes, the fans of portal have ruined anything that made the game funny, but that's not the game's fault.

[lThatguy8922l]

@Quagile Hehe, agreed. I feel like Yahtzee does: if I hear another person mention cake and lies in the same sentence, I am going to do fly off the handle. I'm gonna do an acrobatic f*$^in' pirouette off the handle and earn like a medal or some s^%*.

[Ragnarockalypse]

@lThatguy8922l Cake's lying on the floor.

[lolcopter1911]

Portal = Funniest game I've ever played

Conker's Bad Fur Day = Less funnier than Portal

[kingvideogames]

@lolcopter1911 No, you lie...Game Trailers say so to.

Portal was funny, believe me, but it was 2 to 3 hours long so the humor kind of went and go.

Conker however takes up a day or 2 tops, meaning it has more room for humor. And besides, how many games can make so many pop cultural references, have a giant singing poo monster, and end the game by breaking the fourth wall and be so successful?

[FSDYN3STYFS]

he brings up a really good point at the end. everyone i know that has tried portal has either loved the game or was to stupid to get pass the 3rd test chamber.

[Mradam1marbles]

@FSDYN3STYFS Or got bored of the repetitiveness.

[FSDYN3STYFS]

@Mradam1marbles You don't know who I know so gtfo.

[Mradam1marbles]

@FSDYN3STYFS I overlooked the "everyone i know" part.

[Unobta1n1um]

This guy should get the nobel prize for his game reviews or equvlant Youtube's best Uploader prize.

[pie2413]

we need a shirt of 1:47

I would totally buy that.

[FullMetalAwesome7]

Oh, thank god. I was scared he was going to find something wrong with portal. I'm just glad he didn't otherwise i would have had to find him and beat him to death with a frozen porkchop.

[hill506]

very true for portal: Great game, Though I beat it in one day

[TheFreemanVids]

Best multiplayer game, best puzzle game and arguably the best FPS ever.

Woah, this is some potent shit.

[TheAxA95]

Both portal AND tenacious D! This is awesome!!

[seepcgaming]

portal is the best game i have played ;)

[mariofansuperstar]

Portal isn't great...

IT'S FANTASTIC. <3

[darkfafi]

valve can't count to 3 -_-

[firefang225]

TF2 is teh most awesomeness game EVAR!

[programerbob]

TENACIOUS D ENDIND SONG FTW!!!

[MansoorDorp]

@programerbob You fucking retarded? I guess you are.

[VanguardBeta]

@MansoorDorp And what the hell triggered that?

[flamableproductions]

Mentlegen...

[yourdemiseishere]

@flamableproductions you has started a fad on this channel....

[Gigagondy]

I hope he jams forks in his eyes when Half-Life 3 comes out

[1AMC0RN]

Valve at this point might as well just make Half-Life 3 instead of episode 3. It's been almost 4 years now, Heck, Valve should feel ashamed; Duke Nukem Forever came out before Episode/3.

[oopsIdidasuper]

@1AMC0RN Well duke nukem forever took more than a decade to come out and was fucking shit, but that was obvious, it could never live up to the hype and there is more hype around episode then there has been around any other game ever. They can't make half life 3 as they haven't finished half life 2s story which got more and more mediocre with the episodes. Quite frankly I think they should just give up on half life now.

[Catastrogue]

... Portal 2 was better.

[XsupadumbassX]

@Catastrogue

...No.