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  • Wow even Jesus thinks creationism is bullshit.

  • If you could only see yourself as you truly are. Sarcasm is a sign of lack of empathy and need for attention due to a suffering spirit. You are cold inside. The difference between your video and Cameron's is that he spoke the truth. You speak lies and idiotic wisecracks. You portray no message at all. Satan works through people like yourself to mock God. How does it feel to be a suit for Satan? Does it give you eternal pleasure to set yourself up for future Hell. Satan laughs at you.

  • @highnote606 satire is a sign that the opposing side is absolutely ridiculous, it has nothing to do with desperation. cameron speaks no truth, he has no evidence to back up any of his most profound claims.and if we're the works of satan, then i have just 1 thing to say: I'd rather shake Carl Sagan's hand in hell than go to heaven and kiss god's ass for eternity!

  • i love the terms "god given" like "god given rights" in the constitution. god gave us the laws in the constitution... which has been amended 23 times. so god forgot some of them... like... the abolition of slavery.. just fuckin slipped his mind, eh?

  • "god gave us the right to stone our children if they are not listening to us! whats next taking away our right to own slaves?!"

    -someone like kirk 200 years ago(if someone 200 years ago was that stupid ^^)

  • oh my... we cant stone gay people to death?...

    so?

  • I'm a Christian and believe in the creation theory, but Kirk Cameron is living proof that evolution from primates is indeed possible. Face palm...

  • Jesus for the win!

  • Way to go, Jesus!!!

  • in realty if jesus met ray comfort

    ray would try to witness jesus with the whole ''so jesus, do you think you're going to heaven?'' routine

    and then jesus would just blow his own brains out, just to get away from ray comfort's monumental stupidity

  • You know, if jesus was real and were to do that, i'd actually give him some praise. Still would have to prove he's the son of yaweh and that yaweh is something to be considered as a god. But I'd give him a hearty round of applause for his efforts to better humanity.

  • THANK YOU JESUS.... for killing Kirk Cameron and Ray Comfort.

  • I don't like waiting for a farking commercial to finish before I can watch a video, so thumbs down.

    PS: People, don't tell me to just Refresh: I did, 4 times in a row, and got a ad each time.

  • I had 50 pages of toilet paper, keep up the good job kirk and ray!

  • God, I hate hicks (pun intended).

  • I have an idea Ray, why don't you create a badly written introduction - with no relative points or valid arguments - in front of a book, which has valid points proved and is intellectually superior? I'm sure critical thinkers at universities will be tricked by the first 50 pages and forget the rest of the book.

  • the jesus part was epic :-P

  • WWJD lol :D

  • WHAT??? no stoning gay people? uh oh. i stoned one yesterday. yep, we had some dank buds and he was stoned. oops.

    peace, lardo.

  • kirk cameron sucks and so did growing pains

  • Jesus putting a plastic bag over Ray Comfort's head is priceless!!!!! You have put images in my head that I will fortunately never be able to erase.

  • Hey, jesus seems to be a nice guy :)

  • LOLZ. :D

    I actually have a hypothesis that Cameron may not be as dumb as he seems, all this may be very calculated, he may not believe any of this crap at all. He could have simply found a way to work, to make money, to still be relevant. As opposed to what's happened to so many child actors before him who've tailspun into obscurity awash in drugs and alcohol and death, by suicide or otherwise. Ray Comfort is using Kirk, but maybe he's also using Ray Comfort.

  • The damn show I forgot all about this channel. I loved their blind date with a crack whore video, an their Rack em Rack Wille vids.

  • Pretty good :)

  • religion = dumb, Cameron = idiot

  • Imagen that liar wanting to impose eternal life on my friends and family; hasen't he fegure it out yet? no body wants him. So be free, its your right, after all he gave you free will!  and lets rid America with his evel lies, and keep on believing in wat you believe in Me. thank You. love your big brother 666 for ever. coment form super jv2010 the devil made me write this for his beloved.

  • I got some friends that i whant you to meat. They logn for you too. Im going to take back waht that so called not existing sun of God took from me. I want my keyes back that I took from Adam along time ago, but that fool took from me at the cross; Oh thats just metaforical! so keep on believing in Me and my well preserve Philosophys and theories, oh, what fun we will have together for eternity, You'll be my gest of honor at my speaches;

  • I love your Philosophy's; you humans are so pathetically gullible. You know that I am the author of these and I tought them beforetime you came in to existance! I am, all knolledge, yhea, rebellion and lost dominion for ever: !just kiding.! love you with the darkest most putrid love and my smells ache to sway you! you are made in his Image and I hate not you but that.

  • and stroke naked the two of us, in my lake of embering waves. Don't let that Jesus bereave me from you, soon I'll be in the wourld to take what's mine and come for you so we can be for ever toghether in unseen pane. ! I speak half truths and half lies. Don't worry even if those repulsive liers are right. you won't see them ever again.

  • Hey there my beloved; You are the ones that I've been waiting to embrace!. Untill now, you've been mine ever since that Adam that took my place and fell for my treats,and the most high kick me out of Heaven becouse I wanted to rulle, I love what you think of me and that Jesus that the christinas speak about; wanting to break us apart, I will be waiting for you the day you die to embrace you with my gut tearing embrace and love you in my chambers of tormenting love

  • This is the only time I love jesus!

  • This could easily not be a parody...how sad...

  • LOL  WIN!

  • I never thought I would say this, THANK YOU JESUS! lol

  • Daaaaamnn......

    Don't fuck with Jesus.

  • Cameron is one of the stupidest people alive

  • @BTsAdventure U FUCKING AITHIEST

  • @BTsAdventure otherwise he couldn't be so extremely brainwashed with his religion

  • I've always said, if there's anyone who could tempt Jesus into cold-blooded murder, it would be Ray Comfort and Kirk Cameron. (Lucky for them that he's dead.)

  • God did not send his Son into the world to condemn it, but to save it. "There is no judgment awaiting those who trust him. But those who do not trust him have already been judged for not believing in the only Son of God. Their judgment is based on this fact: The light from heaven came into the world, but they loved the darkness more than the light, for their actions were evil. They hate the light because they want to sin in the darkness.

  • ......good luck with that dude

  • The stupidity of ignorance of people like Kirk Cameron deserves only ridicule.

  • @chansetwo "And I say unto you that every idle word that men shall speak they shall give account thereof in the day of judgement." Mathew 12:36 "And these shall go away into everlasting punishment but the righteous into life eternal." Mathew 25:46

  • @chansetwo FUCKIN AITHIEST

  • I am truely sorry that you would make fun of the only path to salvation. woe unto u! Repent now for tomorrow is not guaranteed! You might not want salvation, but dont spread your lies and deciet in an attempt to make others lose their salvation.

  • lets make fun of that nice christian guy, and bash his beliefs. hahaha your sooo funny. funny as in retarded. but obviously youve made it really far cause your so funny i mean you have your own youtube channel, you cant just make that! and you have a video with 27000 views. oh wait you can make your own channel and 27000 views is nothing. so uh.... way to fail douche. its kool your mom lets you live in the basement though and make sweet youtube videos. btw tell her i said hi

  • @pastortimlfc The scriptures you quoted say it all. Non beleivers didn't like it and they have no inteligent comeback except to laugh and call names,& act like 5 year olds. There is much documentation of people who have had life after death experiences, even atheist that decribe a hellish place that have made them become beleivers after. Not one of these people know what happens in death, and the sad thing is they also don't know how long they have to live. Very sad!

  • @ bren6415 Hey, guess what? Those people didn't really die. They were approaching death, their bodies were shutting down. There was little blood getting to their brains and they were probably in excruciating pain. Of course they had horrible hallucinations. Those stories prove nothing.

  • These were hospital cases and people who were declared clinically dead. No heartbeat, No pulse, No breath, they were clinically dead. They are able to tell the doctors after recovery what was happening in the ER, or OR while in the state of death. Why is it only the non beleivers describe horrible experience, and the beleivers decribe good and many didn't want to come back. If death is the same for all of us(a state of nothing) as you want to beleive, then why the difference?

  • @bren6415 What you don't say is whether there was any neurological (brain) activity when these experiences took place. These experiences and memories occur in the brain. Those people were not dead. The problem with your claims is they are unproven anecdotes, not verifiable fact.

    Apart from that, where is the documentation that believers had good experiences and non believers had bad? Give numbers and examples or I have to think this is just hearsay.

  • There are so many factors to take into account to explain differences in experiences. What was the prior mental and emotional state of the people involved, what was the condition of the body just before the near death experience occurred, what was the physical cause of the "death"? What was involved in bringing the person back to life? Were some of the subjects under sedation at the time?

  • Furthermore, even if there was a period where there was no brain activity, one has to allow the possibility that the experiences took place and were recorded in the memory before the brain stopped functioning or after it resumed functioning. There is no way to prove that these experiences took place when the body was "dead". There is no objectivity to these claims.

  • I have read many books on the subject, and I have never read a case where an atheist had a good experience. I was not trying to prove anything. It's just something to think about. Jesus knew thousands of years ago,that if someone came back from death, non beleivers wouldn't believe it. God doesn't need to prove anything to anyone. Either you beleive or you don't.

    If they won't listen to Moses and the prophets, they won't listen even though someone rises from the dead. Luke 16:31

  • @bren6415 OK, so what are the many books you have read on the subject and who are the authors and publishers? So far all I can go on is an assertion from an unknown person on youtube. How can I decide whether these stories are worthy of consideration if the source is unknown?

  • I find that most of you non believers want proof, but you want someone else to do the research for you. I bet you don't even know why you don't beleive, you just don't. . There are many many books as well as web sites. Go to a library, or book store or google a book store or web site on line. Prove me wrong, I want you to, but do your own research.

  • @bren6415

    Haha. " I bet you don't even know why you don't beleive, you just don't."

    The question isn't why I don't believe your fairytale, but why you believe it,

  • @Aaberg123 Well, you see my beleiving is good for me, If I'm wrong and you are right then I've lost nothing and I've lived a good life with a lot of moral and values and we will both win in the end because there will be nothing when we die. BUT, if you're wrong and I'm right, then you lose and I win. I'm 100% sure of win either way, but you are only 50% sure.

  • @bren6415

    Really? Pascals wager?

    Sorry, but your odds are off.

    Let's encompass every tribe who ever believed in a deity since the concept first arose. My low estimate is at least 10,000. This means that your chance of getting the right deity is 1/10,000. My odds are only slightly lower.

    And this assumes that god doesn't care whether or not people are lying about their beliefs.

    I don't believe in gods, and until I get proper evidence I simply can't. Not won't, can't!

    So much for 100% certainty.

  • @bren6415

    If you have lived your life believing a lie and that belief has caused you to make worse decisions (not just for you but for others.) I would hardly call that a win. Wrong beliefs cause wrong decisions, remember that. Of course you could be right, in which case - let me know where i'm going wrong.

  • 1om8cat :Did you hear of the recent discovery how they were able to communicate with people in a coma ? Just be comparing the brain activity after certain questions.

  • @lizazoon No I hadn't't heard about that. It is an interesting discovery as it may have an impact on issues of "whether to pull the plug" etc. Of course that would also depend on how reliable the interpretation of the data. I don't see the relevance of this regarding any proof of an afterlife.

  • @bren6415 You obviously don't even know what you're talking about. You're assuming there's some sort of singular sort of experience, and that it all resembles the Christian version of the afterlife. You're also only assuming that only non-believers had an unpleasant experience.

    Actual documents do not suggest what you do. You're only assuming and basing it on literally nothing whatsoever.

  • @bren6415 Name one verifiable case of prayer bringing someone back to life.

  • @pastortimlfc

    And out of that pointless rambling, only the last sentence rings true.

    Though I know damn well that saying this won't do a THING to pursuade you. Here's my rebuttal for everyone else:

    Think about this: If someone says the only thing holding them back from stealing, killing, [mass] murdering, raping, etc. their fellows is the fear of an eternal cooking oven after death, would you really trust that person? Any logical person would have to say, "FUCK NO."

  • People without god are good or bad simply because they CAN BE. Simply because they live by the golden rule (which, btw, is not something that christianity invented. Its been around ever since there WAS civilization for the most part.). Treat People the way You want to be treated. We are "good" to other people not because some pixie int he sky tells us to be, but because it's plain common sense.

    selfishness has been proved to be counterproductive, and altruism often helps society run better,...-

  • So in esense, Helping others is not simply the dictate of god or pixies or the easter bunny. its simply rational thinking.

    In essence, GOD does not keep people from going nuts and killing murdering raping etc. each other. SOCIETY, COMMON SENSE & GOLDEN RULE MORALS, LAWS, LAW ENFORCEMENT does.

    Of course, you probably mean something else altogether by "do what is good". That is, "not following cherry picked rules out of a 2000 year old tome, not hating gays, and not voting republican."

  • lol that was hillarious. "I'm brainwashing you RIGHT NOW"

  • Lol that was pretty entertaining lmao xD

  • LMFAO Jesus with the plastic bag FTW!!!

  • im sorry but kirk cameron is an idiot.

  • I laughed!

  • @Mr88playmaker

    (A). Information is a subjective term reliant on the individuals ability to identify patterns. you cant objectively call anything information.

    (B). Only if the definition is a means to communicate the information. otherwise NO information cannot exist ourside a medium eg. a game on a CD (the cd is the medium and the game is the information.

    (C) Incorrect, whilst something may be considered a language and a code they are not mutually inclusive and have different definitions.

  • @Mr88playmaker

    "There ore only two types of language known to man" - incorrect, DNA and language are not comparable because DNA is not anymore of a language than radio waves.

    "Information is not matter or energy" - information is the subjective interpretation of matter or energy by the individual based on their ability to interpret patterns into something they consider meaningful.

    "Language is not matter or energy" - language is the conceptual product of humans used for communication.

  • lol on the stoning gays. lol

  • this video sucks, its like i tried to laugh but it just wasnt funny, the original version of this is more funny then this

  • Lame.

  • LOL....

  • ha ha ha, nice.

    I like it

  • i see you are brainwashing people with your hand signals at 0:47 and 0:56 - 666 lolz

  • I've never been so happy to see Jesus.

  • JESUS IS A HITMAN WITH A PEACEFUL ALTER EGO!!!!!!

    I knew it all along

  • lol I dont think he is that bad. His heart is in the right place but his head is up his ass

  • LOL

  • Amusing jaja

  • this is funny as hell . ..."Katie couric's vagina may also be Adolph Hitler..." WTF! LOL!

  • well i have to tell my child my sperm went into his mothers vagina and created him

    may not sound that good but its the truth

  • I tried to watch Kirks Video, I really did and I did pretty well, I made it a whole minute and a half into it before i had to shut him up. Tomorrow i'll try for two minutes

  • you're too intelligent as kirk cameron. turn down the intellience a bit. he's an AIRHEAD

  • weak

  • Take that Kirk Cameron! Where's your "God" now?

  • EXCELLENT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Thanks.

  • very very very funny

  • Thank you JEBUS please kick venomfang as well !

  • lol

  • Good stuff.

  • 52 sec = funniest thing ive ever seen

  • This is utter falsehood.

    I don't understand why you guys rate down what is real, and rate up what is silly.

  • @Eye2EyeIIIV

    Hello again. The reason is because people believe different things. People are starting to realize that they've been lied to. Plus comedies tend to get rated up.

  • I lol'd @ "Did you know that Darwin and Hitler were the same person?"

  • I'll cut to the point here, because as entertaining as you are, I only have one life to live, so I'd rather not waste it on your comically misconceived notions.

    Can you produce ANY quotes that elucidate Hitler's so-called conversion?

    "I am now as before a Catholic and will always remain so." -Hitler, to Gerhard Engel

    What proof do you have for your alleged correlation between Hitler's genocidal worldview, and evolution?

    If you can't answer these questions then don't bother to reply.

  • You still haven't produced any quotes that prove you're empty assertions that he was an evolutionist; other than your dishonest claims that my quotes were somehow indicative of evolution.

    You can call me names all you want; in fact, I think it's absolutely hilarious to be called names by someone, who repeatedly demonstrates his fervent dishonesty, and diminutive intellect.

  • An 11.9-million-year-old fossil ape species with an unusually flat, "surprisingly human" face has been found in Spain. This -missing link- -Mona Lisa- may represent the last common ancestor of humans and great apes. Discovered in Spain, the Anoiapithecus brevirostris ape species shares traits of both primitive apes and early human ancestors—and hints that the human-great ape lineage began in Europe, not Africa, according to a June 2009 study. Apparently Evolutionists are still guessing.

  • Stupid.

  • Just play 1:22 over & over.....relaxing.

  • "From where do we get the right to believe, that from the very beginning Man was not what he is today? Looking at Nature tells us, that in the realm of plants and animals changes and developments happen. But nowhere inside a kind shows such a development as the breadth of the jump , as Man must supposedly have made, if he has developed from an ape-like state to what he is today." - Adolf Hitler

    "My feeling as a Christian points me to my Lord and Savior as a fighter."-Hitler

  • Produce the supposed section in ANY quote that proves Hitler to be an "evolutionist."

    As far as I can tell, he's a Christian creationist.

    "For it was by the Will of God that men were made of a certain bodily shape, were given their natures and their faculties." - Adolf Hitler, Mein Kampf

  • Hitler wasn't a "Darwinist."

    "The fox remains always a fox, the goose remains a goose, and the tiger will retain the character of a tiger." - Adolf Hitler

    You like to pretend that after Jesus came, everyone was happy.

    Well, you're wrong. Look it up.

    Almost soon as Christianity became Rome's national religion, any disagreement with the church usually resulted in a horrible death.

    They destroyed places of learning that posed a threat to them, like Plato's academy.

    Pagan homosexuals?

    WTF?!

  • That was hilarious, thanks man!

  • HAHAHAHAHAHAH I laughed so much

  • Well tbh , this pretty much wraps up the original video...(It would look like this if you'd delete all the brainwashing content from it)

  • I wonder if this is an accurate representation of the second coming.

  • :27 yes!

  • JESUS SAVES!

  • i think you meant slaves

  • for the most part...

    but in this video JESUS SAVES!

  • Have not those who disbelieve known that the heavens and the earth were joined together as one united piece, then We parted them? (Quran21:30)

    He has let loose the two seas meeting together. Between them is a barrier which none of them can transgress. (Quran 55:19-20)

    And whomsoever Allâh wills to guide, He opens his breast to Islâm, and whomsoever He wills to send astray, He makes his breast closed and constricted, as if he is climbing up to the sky. ( Quran6:125) (all scientific)

  • If by 'scientific' you mean 'utter bollocks' then yes. Still, as science is 'not' utter bollocks but your claim that what you have just quoted from your holy scripture should be considered scientific...that, good Sir, is utter bollocks.

    For example;

    "Have not those who disbelieve known that the heavens and the earth were joined together as one united piece, then We parted them?"

    Please provide scientific evidence for the above quote. I'll be waiting.

  • The Big Bang Theory states that the universe came from an explosion which was one big explosion. To you this is a theory but to Muslims it is a fact because Allah said it in the Quran.

    2- the higher you go up into the space, the less oxigen,the more the breast gets constricted.

    3- There is a barrier between any two seas that meet.

  • 1. First off, the big bang is, as far as I know, considered to have been an expansion of time and space, rather than an explosion. Second, a scientific theory is 'comprised' of facts, it's not just a guess, like some people think.

    2. No, the 'closer' you get to space, the harder it becomes to breathe. Once you leave the earth's atmosphere, you won't be able to breathe at all.

    3. Please elaborate because what you say here doesn't make sense at all.

  • With power did We construct the heaven. Verily, We are Able to extend the vastness of space thereof. (Quran51:47)

  • If by 'We', you refer to humanity, I'm assuming that you're saying that we humans created the big bang, I'd say your book is quite far off.

  • Allah refers to Himself by the pronoun (We). It is pronoun of Majesty in the arabic and Hebrew grammers. It is well known in these two languages.

  • HAHAHA yes the ending is priceless.

  • You guys are pathetic. That's definitely not funny.

  • Yes it is! o:!

    This video actually enhances my belief that not ALL christians are nutters, only fundamentalist bigots like Kirk Cameron and Ray Comfort are.

    Iorny and Jesus with a gun, what more do you need? It's cheap humor but it's still humor.

  • Fatality!

  • Thank Jesus for saving us from Ray & his boytoy Kirk. Rest in pieces.

  • just fyi he is not good at it in any way...

  • LMAO "We can't even stone the gay people anymore"

  • GREAT!!!! SOOO GREAT!!!!!

    I just chuckled myself off my sofa....

    Thank you for this vid.

  • Terminator Jesus!

  • Jesus FTW! (I never thought I'd say that...)

  • go jesus!

  • JESUS SAVES!

  • Jesus Saves !!! At Walmart

  • Jesus saves! Moses invests!

  • Yuk yuk.

  • Thank you Jesus.

  • Finally Jesus did something right.

  • 5 stars

  • I really enjoyed that. Thank you for exposing this Cameron/Comfort circus for what it is. It will backfire pitifully. Thanks for helping it.

  • of course, Terminator's the shit, and stop shouting.

  • making non-christians' think that all christians are intolerant asshole that uses immoral means to push their own agenda while they still claim to be doing "good."

  • This is BULLSHIT! Jesus wouldnt shoot anyone.

    He would bite thier head. He eats brains...

  • This is really offensive. Jesus killing someone. Are you kidding me? You need to reread the Bible. That is against His own teaching.

  • I find boy bands offensive. People making jokes about religion and portraying Jesus as a gunman is really tame when compared to the utter horror of a Backstreet Boys performance. *shudder*

  • JESUS DOES NOT APPROVE OF KIRK CAMERON

  • this is true...but some weird reason, jesus DOES approve of scott baio

  • Hiya -

    I've written a counter-essay that goes page-for-page with the Cameron essay, and I've posted it on the scribd download site.

    Search for "Darwigin of species"

    Please check it out. Thanks.

  • God: I am an omnipotent and omniscient being who was around before the universe as your people know it even existed. I have created anything and everything in the universe and my designs for humanity and the world stretches beyond eternity. I was the one who created what you've called science and it is the delicate process running the universe. What makes you believe your puny mind can even begin to comprehend my will or my plan?

    Kirk Cameron: Uh... I was once an actor?

    Satan: Idiot.

  • I liked the video at parts but I would have prefered a version where you just said what he said except... correct

  • fucking hilarious LOL

  • YUCKO UNMASKED

  • Its so stupid the fact that they dont even want people to argue so they filtered comments, disabled ratings and video responses. It really dosent put them in a good light.

  • I think I would kill them if I was Jesus too. All they're doing is making him look even more stupid.

  • According to Comfort's website, "Nothing has been removed from Darwins original work." Anthropologist and executive director of the National Center for Science Education, Dr. Eugenie C. Scott, reviewed the book and noted that Comfort deleted four chapters by Darwin that described the evidence for evolution.

  • Of course. I would expect nothing less from them.

  • What a dishonest non-christ like morons

  • great

  • LOL!! I LOVED THE HAND GESTURES!!

  • I agree with the sentiment of the video, but I just didn't find it entertaining...

  • Stone gays. Delightfully Tastless

    I wish I had another acount to rate you another 5

  • That was Jim Morrison not jesus..

  • YES!

  • Jesus Rules!

  • Of corse they can be called Amatures but that doesn't mean it wasn't Awesome.

    am⋅a⋅teur

    noun 1. a person who engages in a study, sport, or other activity for pleasure rather than for financial benefit or professional reasons. Compare professional.

  • alll he had to do was grow a mustache